Playing in England anywhere other than London

>London is unironically the best place in the world to live if you're rich. If you're poor, it's shit.
a mansion by geneva lake is the pinnacle imo
>tax advantages (yeah, i know that there's non-dom status in england, but still)
>safe and calm
>beautiful setting
>one, two hours max away from any major euro city, ski resorts, nice med beaches

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Go to London, Paris or Madrd and you'll know why.

Now try to be a millionnaire in these cities. Oh wait, you cant.

>London: 1 CL
>Manchester: 3 CL
>Liverpool: 6 CL
I think I know why

Why is there no London FC?

>Why do players do this?
to avoid the caliphate

Arsenal for the blacks
Chelsea for the whites
Spurs for the jews
West Ham for the mentally handicapped

What is Milwall then

>playing in Italy anywhere other than Roma
>playing in Germany anywhere other than Berlin
>playing in Greece anywhere other than Athens

Disgusting

because everyone wanted their own local football teams

Hmm, one of these cities is not like the others....

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Irrelevant

Everybody knows that the capital of a country is always an overrated shithole filled with obnoxious people. Prove me wrong

>Why do players do this?
Same reason I moved to some small town in France: they get paid. What a stupid question.

Everybody knows that the capital of a country is always the place where you have the most chance to get Allah Akbar'd

Liverpool and United players don't actually live in those cities. they live in what is known as the "Golden Triangle" in Cheshire.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Triangle_(Cheshire)

Got to think the UK would take a bigger hit than that if London disappeared.

spillover club for the mentally handicapped, they can't all fit in West Ham's stadium.

>Germany without Berlin
> +0.2%
anyone cares to explain?

Unlike most countries who have a dominant capital where most of their industries and corporations are based in, we are a highly decentralized country.

Berlin is only our political capital.

Frankfurt is our financial capital.
Munich and Stuttgart are our technology capitals.
Munich and Cologne are our media capitals.
Hamburg is our export capital.
etc.

East Germany is poor as fuck

Nothing wrong with Manchester or Liverpool. Have you seen some parts of London? You don't go and play for London, London is pretty much cities within the city.

nah terrible weather

Anywhere is good if you're rich.

London's shit. I'm in it right now so I'm an expert.

You forgot to be rich la

Berlin is also the hipster and Ausländercapial desu

>playing in Germany anywhere other than Dortmund

>Med beaches
>Nice
You should have your citizenship revoked

How expensive is a house there?

by 'med beaches' i meant cruising your boat in the med.
with direct lake access? more than 10-15 million euros. there's more offer in the french cantons though, so the houses might be a little less expensive there.
but you can get all the same perks (bar the lake thing) in a nice apartment for a couple of millions

Geneva is in a French canton.

The German cantons can vary a lot in prices. The Zurich lake region for example is known as the most expensive to live region in the world.

But there's a shitton of other lakes there that are far less expensive.

yup, every smart person in zurich gets their schekels in the city but live in zug or schwyz
but those who live from passive income (like billionaire families) just settle in vaud canton. french is easier to learn, there's le rosey institute, etc.

Getting paid is not worth living in the middle of nowhere

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