ENGLAND v INDIA WAITING THREAD #2
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i love it
Haloooo
LGTSS
>Englel
die already you dumb old bitch
gay
some glaring cases of an inability to tie a proper Windsor knot there. Kind of outright offensive when meeting the matriarch of the House of Windsor and all.
>should have played jadeja over karthik instead of shami
Jaguares are choking lads
trust me
morgan's and the aussies are embarrassing
RUDE
Four of them are shocking half Windsors, can't really tell with BANE.
the queen takes the virgin walk to unprecedented levels
why even a black tie eternally shit, should've gone silver or grey. Wide black tie is 17yo "I-I'm here for the i-interview" tier
Really need to win to avoid India in the semis.
Bait so weak I'll nibble around the hook and then fuck off.
>bait
I forget I'm surrounded by eternally clueless zoomers who dress like clowns.
Bit drunk lads
Umm ind, aus are not playing semis whatever happened
The Blackcaps uniform is black you fucking retard. What colour did you want their tie to be?
Had stroke, lad. Meant England.
you finna boutta gotta admit that's based
now why would you post something so retarded, yet so rudely and with such confidence
Does anyone here even know who amerlia Kerr is or are you sexist?
sky and the media jinx england
not based
kek
based
When the Queen dies Australia are unironically going to ditch her as their head of state according to polls.
and Charles is so uninspiring I wouldn't be surprised if others followed suit.
I am going to mourn the loss of the old girl and if the heathens in my country even think of becoming a republic I'm going to war
As I said silver or grey, you know Silver Fern and all?
President Ardern would be BASED though
got no love for that decrepit old hag either m8
she will unironically be out before lizzy calls it a day
whole ashes series after the world cup
>according to polls
yeah, how have they been going predicting the public's behaviour recently?
lads whats that 80s song about dancing and friends, there is a blonde guy, a blonde girl and a midget dancing in some forest shit
lol got it nice quads though haha ;)
game of thrones
haha
thanks haha
The bumgod show
>pooratene
remember when the news of the world tricked pakistans bowler of a generation to spot fix and then got him sent to prison
good times
lock em all up i say
>1/0 after 2 overs bowled
imagine how comfortably smug he must feel with those figures right now
did chirpingbot die for everyone?
is there a rule on shifting the bowler?
I don't see why teams don't just put their #1 bowler on every single over.
Shaheen was fucking amazing yesterday and when I saw someone other than him bowling I got triggered.
how do you trick someone into spot fixing
"i would have deliberately bowled a no ball if you really paid me to, but you were merely pretending therefore so was i"
Want to see Bumrah in tests. Who are we playing next?
HOLY MOTHER OF BUMGOD
EL REVIEW SINSON
shan't bother with a stream for the brown match
Lad.
?
>airtel still range banned even after a week
Which cunt banned did this, don't think that jannies have that power.
It must have been some poltard admin.
Wouldn't mind seeing Boult bowl all 59 overs.
Also can we just make one batsman face every delivery? We would easily win if Kane faced every ball.
the negro is looking at her like she's a piece of meat
Haloooo (i'm not girl)
Here's your brown stream lad
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORP
WHAT A BALL
Jio Airtel Vodafone everything is banned
Only ion is working
BUMGOD
Bumshitter getting spanked all over the ground
>Jadeja playing
Manjrekar SHOOK
>that bhuvi swing
orgasmic
epic ifunny pepe!
>Kuldeep
>Warmshallow
'chabin bla x
Stage 1 of tour de France on lads
hello? is this /cric/ or /cycling/
Can jannies range block IPs or only admin can do that?
fancying a bike ride myself tbqh ngl
morning /cric/
Stumped
why are there cheerleaders lel
don't know bla x
hawt
MANJREKAR BTFO
>tailor made surface
hahaha
This isn't /needlepeddle/ sorry m8
>Indian streams
Manjrekar unequivocally BTFO KEK
ceddit bla x
I can't wait for Au/sp/ to take over Yea Forums when >we win the worldc up
mik truk has arreiv
it's almost the afternoon you lazy bastard
Hlw :3
why didnt he just stay in his crease
COLLAPSE
that's my snack
wtf was that
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FERNANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>four ((4)) dismissals for msd
>55-4
y i k e s
>We'll have a bat thanks
Bit embarrassing this.
reckon a cheeky follow on in the cards innit lads x
Business idea: Go for the Dilscoop
How are we so good at winning lads?
Winning what? You're not good at winning world cups. Or any other sport
why are they so good at self loathing?
Oooooo.. bro it's shakib bro
What are you blastin' during the game lads?
Gachi
>sri wanka
youtube.com
Very comfy tonight :)
basinski
reckon I'll get to the new deepchord lp sometime later today
gary numan atm
what was that song in the last episode when garou and bang were fighting?
1:02
Kino
test
BASED
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2 (two) world cups boro
ah yes thanks
RUDE
sort yourself out mister
Not a fan of this hostility
cringe
why did they end it so badly?
not enough saitama fights. he was too busy being a pathetic incel playing vidya. would have murdered king orochi by now if he just stepped out of his beta c/uck incel shed for 1 hour
the semi final playing new zealand
jaddu cannot be paired with a fast bowler, that's his sole limitation
the semi-final choking new zealand
don't get your expectations too high la
anyone wants to reason the calculus behind my post here
>choking
>Implying we even have a chance to begin with
Bought a first pressing of Lullabies to Paralyze on 3x10" today, so i've been smashing that.
which basinski?
disintegration loops bla x
i did a buy
Niiiiiiiice, good to be speaking to the actual you. I grabbed most of the Rhythm & Sound discography, have been enjoying that when I need some quiet time to myself.
Have you heard Basinki's Deluge piece? If you wanna step off the deep end, might I recommend The Caretaker?
I'd probably start this early, but I hate having a hangover at 5pm
shan’t be watching this match
im just waiting for the decent tennis to start
looks like my room
Guys guys.. did you hear? Pakis are out of the World Cup!!
Richard Spencer is actually brainful
the destroyer of britannia
for me, it's Nick "the knife" Fuentes
>Niiiiiiiice, good to be speaking to the actual you
'ol sebbo been impersonating me again innit? bless x
your r&s investment will pay multifold lad, truly ageless
ye deluge is another masterpiece and I've only had a cursory introduction to caretaker, which ones should I start off with x
UNIT
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>You now remember prime internet bloodsports
Ceylon's finest
>blacunt posts
x
Ohhhh sebbo you were so close, but you're not, and never will be blahcunt. x
it's blabla, bla x
refuse to believe this is photoshopped
>ids blashidder, bla z
hello? Is this /cric/ or /blabla/
Will we
*googles bla cricket meme*
Blabla is a Punjabi sardar who eats chicken curry
wonder what jos and the lads are doing right now
Thank the gods, the impossible happened; my motherboard RMA request got accepted despite user damage.
I'm not even watching the match I know India's gonna win.
nabla, mallu vegetarian who likes to listen to Sanskrit slokas on the 'tube x
don't give ur wicket away
alri zachy
imagine being a malligger
Mashrafe is the most handsome captain this WC. Prove me wrong.
umm..rude. also, what are you la x
why even continue this farce just give australia their 6th already
>their 6th
you mean first
Need to do some incline dumbells tomorrow. powerful upper pecs loom
if we play them again at lords we will 100% win they aint beating us twice in a row
OYE
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such a boss innit x
joke tour
joke trophy
joke ground
for me, it's the elite and unique commentary of former australian captain and world cup champion, michael clarke
यदा यदा हि धर्मस्य ग्लानिर्भवति भारत ।
अभ्युत्थानमधर्मस्य तदात्मानं सृजाम्यहम् ॥४-७॥
परित्राणाय साधूनां विनाशाय च दुष्कृताम् ।
धर्मसंस्थापनार्थाय सम्भवामि युगे युगे ॥४-८॥
remember the time michael "mikey" clarke retired after losing the ashes at trent bridges as the england team were doing their lap of honour
/kayosplitview/ looms
REE why isn't India bowling them out
ash farty v harriet dart in 10mins lads
Because Bumrush can only bowl 10
Business idea: clone BUMGOD
मात्रास्पर्शास्तु कौन्तेय शीतोष्णसुखदुःखदाः।
आगमापायिनोऽनित्यास्तांस्तितिक्षस्व भारत।
न जायते म्रियते वा कदाचि
न्नायं भूत्वा भविता वा न भूयः।
अजो नित्यः शाश्वतोऽयं पुराणो
न हन्यते हन्यमाने शरीरे।।
x
these are chapter 2 verses 14 and 20 x
Son of the mask is kino
What are some redpilled doha
Qatar
From behind
grim
for me its west coast freo and both cricket games
a spiritual lad like myself enjoys seeing 144 on the scoreboard
Score sum fackin wickets
Clubs are for cavemen
Business idea: expand the bumsex business
CAM ON CEYLON SCORE SOME FACKIN SIXES
dis
>CEYLON
was gaius baltar a ceylon?
Kek
freo just kicked their second goal lads, reckon a comeback is on the cards here
They call you Ruru poster
>poovaneshwar
India getting TAMIL'D
>letting Fathews get a 50
As bad a England
BASED Jimmy
JAFFNA'D
Oh no no no no no
Dilmah'd
But Lankans genocide Tamils
kinda supporting both teams tbqh
The virgin Indo-Aryan vs the Dravidian BVLL
GONE
>Roots at the tennis
whole england team is in the royal box
anderson broad root morgan bairstow both the saffer bowling brothers
Straussy’s there as well
Will mathews make a century?
lel
deserves it tbqh
which match are they in for
William Mathew Hodgkins (23 September 1833 – 9 February 1898) was a 19th-century New Zealand painter
rate gf
how many world cups between that lot?
>indian fielding
the absolute state
8.8/10
god damn he is such a chad
>south africa as a nation
kek
Can't dab on the Ceylon.
>*buuurrp* I did it Morty! I'm SRI LANKA RIIIIIIICCCKK
hmmm
i'd let de kock take the toss
7.5/10
>one legal delivery
>six runs
classic starcy
>RR 18.00
It's over
Just spotted Jayasuriya lads
starc on being exposed watch
>RR 14.00
Elite comeback
if australia lose this we'd face england right?
would much rather face england in the finals desu
800 on the cards lads
we need a wicket in the new few delivers or else we are fucked
zachy b you here mate? got an honest question about fina
Whos the seething saffing commentator
Holy fuck cheers for letting me know there was white cricket on lads, jesus.
Shaun Pollock
India defeat on the cards lads
shaun pollock mate
one of SA's best bowlers
we're getting btfo here m8s
poor mans cummins
What happened to the hijra american paki? Reckon he had to move out because of the earthquake kek
starc bowling a bit shit lads
Land Wales
We need a wicket already, I'm afraid that Australia just can't beat SA because they feel like they can't escape their sandpaper moment when they play them.
Pollocks being retarded lads. Behrendorf is the swing bowler in the team not pooarc
we are FUCKED if we dont get a wicket soon
yeah
Ireland/Zimbabwe will play their 3rd ODI tomorrow lads, so don't feel sad about the Group Stage ending. Ireland's already 2-0 up so it's a dead rubber though.
Then there's a T20 match between the two on Wednesday at 4pm BST.
Then again on Friday.
Then again on Sunday (you may have to miss half of the World Cup final)
Following this Ireland will play a test match against England from the 24th-27th in England's build up to the Ashes.
This has been an Ireland update
nz will beatya
ind v nz final - Indus win
Me? I'd bring on maxmeme to bowl next over
ore like shaun glass
develop any gyno since you started taking it? cant tell if i've just put on weight or started to get a bit.
BASED
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Vote CYMRU!
no, no sides
> storc
love your work mate
bit of a silly post this
Can't wait for Starc to average 37 in the ashes
are you able to milk them lad?
wicket could be good here
Don't even know why starc opens the bowling he only gets tail enders out
Saffers looking good here, reckon they'll take this form all the way and win the entire thing
silly obvious innit, I know
reckon starc will want to stop bowling like shit
*retires*
based finchy reading my posts
fuck i hate south africans
more than indians and poms
:(
what about south africas who live in australia mate?
Kek Markram BTFO
are you done milking la
What colour
why the fuck is de kock missing a tooth lmao
>Cummins to de Cock
Can't make this shit up.
Bit rude. We have a South African Australian posting here.
white obviously
as long as you rate australia over south africa you're alright m8
Warner knocked it out
SOUTH AFRICAAANS OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
of course, always have in both rugby and cricket.
wtf i love south africa now
just got hone lads, who tf is winning, actually who tf is playing
Boss just called me in lads
we're getting btfo by south africa mate
Farty btfo of some pom lads
W O R K
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Where are the poo posters lads
A wicket could certainly help to slow the pace of the game down and keep the projected total to a more chaseable level
ooo very unluggy! for (You) uce
was just memeing in the first couple overs but actually need a wicket now. this is a bit grim
if this is how markram and de cock are batting just imagine what finch and warner are going to do on this pitch. tipping us to chase this down in under 20 overs
>grim
you mean based
>projected total 412
wowee zowee
>[obligatory comment about the temporary stand]
why are they so obsessed with this? what is so special about this fucking stand
no i dont want to face england in the semis, want to play them in the finals.
UMMMMMMMMMM LADS??
you're not gonna make it that far lad
FOR FUCK SAKE GET A WICKET
>tfw South Africa beats Australia in a meme match
I MEANT THE OTHER GAME LOL
massive Colin Munro brewing lads
ta x
American master race
So Ind vs nz - ind wins
Aus vs eng - aus wins
Ind vs aus final - ind wins ;)
dunno if this game plan is the right one lads. reckon wickets would be more effective here
just finished a massive starch
;)
what should I buy on steam: gta trilogy, witcher trilogy or batman trilogy?
Think Eng will beat Aus since home advantage. Hosts usually ends up in final. But India will win it for the 3rd time I think
DROPPED THE FUCKING MATCH
aussies are still winng this, just a classic case of the start well but collapse later meme
Just hung a South African flag out at the VERY FUCKING TOP of the flagpole lads.
never played any haha
dis
lads would you go out with a girl taller than you? I'm a 5'9 manlet and I've got a date with a 5'10 girl lined up, but I'm paranoid about always knowing she's got a few cm on me.
based redditlad
>behrendork
why did south africa decide to start playing well in their final game only?
Fallout you fucking mong.
t. fortnite player
Bit of a rock paper scissors situation
Australia beats England
England beats India
India beats Australia
Half-Life duh
kek
yes it'd be amazing. i saw a a 160cm manlet the other day with a wife who was at least 185cm. sex with a girl way taller than you must be based as fuck
just pirate bay it
do you think you're better for playing intellectual videogames you fucking nerd
"""intellectual """
lol
>playing video games that aren't wow
honestly lads i shant
>ntini took 390 test wickets
How
Saffers are actually pretty good, should do well in the semi-finals
GONE
GONE
FUCK OFF YOU CUNT
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STUMPED
based carey never doubted him
>shartkram
>intellectual videogames
>intellectual
>videogames
KEKEKEK
>Rain scheduled all next week in Manchester
Don't think finishing 1st is worth it to be honest
will check in when Aussies are seething again la, toodles x
faf is so fucking chad lads. i wish i was as good looking as him
how many australian slags will each player receive if they win the world cup for us?
Did anyone catch that Indian hottie?
only homos think this
*be's insanely fucking hot*
Lads can you check my tinder pic?
just found out im a homo lads
SA on track for 400 here lads
1,4,3=2
imagine being called faf du plessis
a name only a mother could love
4>1>3>2
hankering for a wicket lads
If only zachyB could have been born in this era.
for me it's 3. I love giantesses
love the random children in the commentators box providing background ambience
>love the random children
yeah figures mate
it's something to do with the english and sports
redpill me on faf's haircut
>shittarc
he would unironically look better bald
>love the random children
richo m8
>england's captain was named gooch
LMAO you can NOT make this shit up
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yep, johnny sins dopplebanger
Grim
looking like me haha
KEK
agreed he has the face for it
SA has best thots
Shan't
Is Faf du Plessis related to Quinton de Kock?
what the fuck
KEK
time for some based smithy leggies lads
>a lot of cheese in that lasagne
starting to get grim now
WTF HAHAHAHAH
Gas all homos.
he mogs me
reckon richo would be the bottom
OH NO NO NO NO
KEK
FUCK OFF
>Ian Smith: oh nononononono
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OH NO NO NO NO
Did your step dad wake up from his stupor and is looking for a nice moist hole?
kek remember how triggered /fit/ got from this?
PepeLaugh oh no no no
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the reason why we stay part of the commonwealth is not because we like the queen, but because, as the Republican movement themselves say, it makes the coloured folk feel that they are not really part of this country. However, now that the Royal Family has American blacks in it and spend most of their time promoting transsexuals and Islamic conquest we will probably leave sooner rather than later. I say the flag remains unchanged even after leaving though.
you now remember adam zampa
>I say the flag remains unchanged even after leaving though.
this. changing our flag would be a fucking disgrace
No?
Who?
>lyon
what a shitter
bring back zampa and agar
Ricky Ponting is in his element. It is very impressive how quickly he is changing the ball over to the pace bowler or to a batsman. Just five years ago he might have been sitting pretty in Australia's IPL. Now he is in the Australian Test team, which has been superb. He is always good to get up and down and around wickets, he doesn't try to score runs out of nothing. He has the pace for sure. The last match of the day he went out for 15, no spin here, a big strike and two big hundreds. For someone that is still under contract he knows how important spin can be in modern day cricket. He took a huge blow to his back leg from a bouncer that was over his shoulder.
I am not so sure about Ricky Ponting's future.
>tfw ate cheezey lasagne
based elite me got a three-dayer for that
yes lol. fucking autists
someone made a thread on /fit/ with that iamge and a bunch of people started arguing about what women like in men, basically all just projecting their pathetic insecurities at seeing a balding manlet with a nice gf
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The biggest surprise for me this year. The fact that they were just 5 wickets apart in the first match of the year? My expectations on them when the tour started were that their season would end a few months too late when it actually got going and that they might even score 1 in their final game of the year against Sri Lanka. But this is the exact opposite; no doubts after getting 6 wickets in the first game! I mean who wants them scoring more than that? In their first six games, they are on a run that hasn't been seen before in a long time (not to mention we haven't even mentioned the 5-match run that led to a tour defeat by Afghanistan, the biggest one yet). They are a strong side but to win any of them is going to take guts so the win against Pakistan in the first game should not be that difficult for them either.
I have been in a bit of a rage since last night's match, though.
he looks to be wearing some kind of hairband? I bet without it and his hair forward you can't even tell that he's losing hair.
kek based
he's a chad man, he purposely has his hair back top make the balding even more prominent. literal alpha
oh fuck where's my webm of that?
Top 10 Onfield Murders in Cricket (2019)
the Chad embrace , his hair looks ok and masculine imo
his hair looks a lot better than nadals whispy mess
>on any other day that 4 would have been a wicket
Sleepy brown grills
The first thing that struck me when watching this innings was how many chances were taken on the left wing by SA. In this particular instance, two wickets later from the first ball, the ball came behind the batsman and came inside the stumps, as he had been in many occasions earlier.
Dilmah, do try it
>5 (25)
woggod lads
Haddin was literally only good against England
truthie
haddin isn't playing today lad
Define playing
big fan of the african bint
root on his own
KEK people are seething that i said that girl is 10/10 on /fit/
Link?
That's roots root, back off
So cute
see
/fit/runts aren't people
shut the fuck up slats
on the pitch rn
Yea in that case I can't disagree with you
posted my body on that /fit/ thread lads
>lyon removes de kock
sounds painful LOL
Is that Tremlett on the right? He's a fucking unit these days.
reckon the lankans need a wicket here
big fan of autocastration
looking good mate.
thanks mate
twink mode is much easier to maintain and is enough for girls
its chris hoy you muppet
i've never really bothered to troll /fit/ before
if I were to go there and post my flabby body and pretend it looks good, will they go for that? or does that happen all the time
What kind of lamps do they use for day night lights?
think they're called floodlights m8
bright ones
What type of bulb to do they use?
Are we elite?
this is the fan
bright ones
yes mate, about to win our 6th world cup.
mmm big milks
haven't seriously browsed /pol/ since Trump, I can't believe what a shithole it's become. It's reddit incarnate
mmmmmmm milky banks
>being on /pol/ at any point in history
>being on reddit at any point in history
>being on reddit enough to know that current /pol/ is like it
yikes
yeah it's pretty bad
don't even go there to shitpost anymore, it's like old Yea Forums in terms of pissing into an ocean of piss
WALLOP
um lads
me with my gf
have six
>mfw it's going to be Ind vs NZ and Aus vs Eng
this is unironically a 400 par ground
nah we'll win this
thats preferable I think
couldn't handle losing to aus in the final (can't really handle losing to india either but I don't have any indian friends who will make fun of me for weeks)
Hark
/hoc/ rules
/cric/ drools
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMM LADS???????????
If the ball is hit in the air, hits the drone and a fielder catches it as it comes down, is it out?
I suffer in 24c
>another india vs Australia final
It's going to be 325 par by the time you bat but sa will collapse before then
yEs, SwEaTy!!!!
yeah mate what's up
misty in sun and moon anime was so cute
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Is that your aussie friends on Yea Forums you're referring to?
so true
i dont
like
cricket
>another
you make it sound like this is a common occurrence rather than something that happened once
oh no
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i love it!
>people soaking their pants over this ELITE south african performance that came a few matches too late
they are racking up some runs on a road. big fucking deal
>2003 was 16 years ago
*approves*
Ponting's bat had a spring in it. There is going to be a rematch soon.
Ian Smith BTFO'ing faggot ex captain.
South africa looking lekker bru.
>sa vs aus
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAjahhahajajjajajajajajajgahahgaghahhahahahahhahHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHKKEKEKKEKEKEKKEEEEEJJJEEEEEEEE
wew
told ya I'll be back la x
NEW
>caring what anyone thinks
Pajeet, does this mean you guys will end up 1st in the standings? If so, how advantageous is this even