GRAND DEPART
Map and Odds for GC:
telegraph.co.uk
NBCSports preview:
youtube.com
Froome in a body bag
Ineos with Bernal and Thomas
Jakob Fuglsang coming off the Dauphine win
Valverde is a old piece of leather
Cavendish sitting on a couch
Sagan looking to retain Green
Lance Armstrong on the 2019 tour:
outsideonline.com
Other urls found in this thread:
meteociel.fr
meteociel.fr
drugfreeworld.org
en.wikipedia.org
drugfreeworld.org
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
sport.tv2.dk
youtube.com
youtube.com
nos.nl
youtube.com
sporza.be
video.eurosport.co.uk
velorooms.com
tiz-cycling.live
en.wikipedia.org
npostart.nl
i.imgur.com
twitter.com
If Trips Tejay wins the tour
This is the year for Pinot
>using pedals
Wonder if the haybros will be back this year
Post you're bikes lads
Going for a ride in a few hours in the AM burger time. Comfy straight country tarmac.
Just give Bardet the yellow already
just as long as it's another year where a dirty south american doesn't win
>get to see the start this year
>mfw no yellow jersey since 1990
>mfw Greenways will choke today
My plans for today:
>go watch GD
>go home to watch stage
>go watch arrival
>go home to watch post-stage shitposting
Thank you Eddy for making this possible
belgians, ranked
>eddy merckx
>King Leopold II
>the guy who invented chocolate shaped like sea shells
POWER GAP
>manneken pis
hey you are me
>pinot
will the police pepper spray them again?
Go make a /TdF/ sign belgium bro
Dubs and the Yellow Wests will show during the stages and protest
/AG2R/
And Dylan Greenstreets to grab the opening yellow
>my Pino shitposting has finally caught on
feels good la'
2agan for second place today
Kristoff the absolute unit will take it today with his usual minimal UAE teammate help
>Lance Armstrong on the 2019 tour
This did not mean what I thought it meant
this is how peak performance looks like
*INHALES*
>727 days till Grand Depart in Copenhagen, Denmark.
Daily reminder, that Birdsong will not be the first Danish tdf winner since Bjarne Riis, but the second.
JFMC
Fuck Rabobank
>Fuglsang will win
Not even him believes he's gonna win.
inhalers do actually work great for performance bump, even the albuterol ones.
possible rain for 11 July stage at La Planche des Belles Filles with temps slightly below average
change the coord for other stages, but keep in mind that when the "spaghetti" diverge the forecast in unreliable:
meteociel.fr
or click on the map:
meteociel.fr
it doesn't look like a hot Tour except for the first two days
>Waiting for Quintana to launch an attack
*crack*
*sip*
Aaaah... Now Rasmussen, THAT was a skeleton
how much do they pay that at the betting websites? 1.3 : 1 ? lel
>Lance in the OP
Kys and dont come back Anglo scum
>DON'T FORGET NIBALI GUYSS
>american OP
>not /TdF/
>no profile in the OP
>nor an etappe number
Yeah, don't start the thread again, Yank
>inhalers
I've found a series of little booklets at my library and I checked their website
street names for inhalers are hilarious: "Poor man’s pot" lmao
you can change language at the bottom:
>inb4 inhalers =/= inhalants
whatever bro, just take it easy
Is this Quintana's year?
It's Pinot's year
I'm fucking excited for the comfiest threads of the year.
I'm wondering if there is a restream that people watch? Or rather, what's a good site that does longer highlight recaps? Like over 1h in length? Those would be ideal.
No, he's saving his energy for a big attack in 2026
it's coming home
He also forgot /cyc/, but at least there was a link with the "cyc" on it.
That would imply Pinot or Bardet wins though
But I agree the Fugl-o-Meter is looking strong this year danebro
it's literally his turn this year, he is looking super strong
this is his only chance for the podium
1. Pinot
2. Quintana
3. Bernal
Tiz uploades all stages so you can rewatch them later
suck on tiz nuts
1. Bernal
2. Fuglsang
3. Kruijswijk
4. Thomas
5. Pinot
6. Uran
7. Bardet
8. Quintana
Sweet. But I assume those vids are the live broadcast?
What about extended highlights? I'm more interested in those if you know a place.
it's time for a France flag
en.wikipedia.org
Next french rider who wins it will be considered a semi-God here
Just rewatching the Lombardia highlights, where /pinot/ dropped Roglic, Nibali and Bernal on the way to victory
that's inhalants, italianbro. like what gay people huff to loosen up their buttholes or what homeless people with spraypaint in a paper bag.
Inhaler: A oral delivery device that dispenses a metered amount of prescription medicine.
>tour de France
>doesn't go around France
Dropped.
>prescription medicine
yeah yeah sure, oh they have that too:
drugfreeworld.org
>Astana not doping
lmao
>only 2 (two) years until tour de france starts here
what roadside meme should i prepare
Last french winner only 34 years ago ? Not even as bad as Roland Garros. I'm surprised.
45 mins to go lads
I've been out of the loop for a year. Wtf happened to team Sky? Who are they now? What do we use to replace "skytrain"? Is the new name for them still as cool as Team Sky?
Are they still the dominant force?
You better have a sign user
shit year
but it's Pinot's year la'
Did you see the Total™-DirectEnergie™ caravan pass?
The Great Belt Bridge stage gonna be so epic
i think ill be there for each stage
you now remember when cadel evans won it
The day has arrived
youtube.com
You now remember Carlos Sastre
AG2R just passed by in two cars waving some puppet and a flag of South Africa. What did they mean by this
I never forgot
based, I always listen to this before the Tour thanks to you. It's funky.
France is South Africa 2.0
Now THIS is the sound of Tour De France
youtube.com
post your studios
Not going to lie ladies, but it looks like a bit of a boring route this year, until the last few days
I swear if that stupid race prevents me from getting my alcohol intake tonight I'll drop some spikes on the road for tomorrow race. Fuck cycling and fuck cyclists.
Sky, the sponsor, wanted to distance themselves from obvious dopers like Froome so they stopped funding them, now their sponsor is Ineos but it's basically the same team.
What an absolute dogshit OP.
it is
>The Virgin Cav vs. The Chad Cippolini
Better than last year's.
This is unironically Quintana's year
Much better than last year. I like it.
We have Tourmalet, Planches des Belle Filles, Izouard/Galibier.
>The race aroused a passion among spectators, who felled trees to hold back rivals and beat up others at night outside St-Étienne.
> Stories spread of riders spreading tacks on the road to delay rivals with punctures, of riders being poisoned by each other or by rival fans. Lucien Petit-Breton said he complained to an official that he had seen a rival hanging on to a motorcycle, only to have the cheating rider pull out a revolver.
Lmao the TdF used to be so bad ass.
INEOS MERDA
>That one guy who had to go into a blacksmith to craft himself a new chain (or smth like that) and he still won the stage
Do your pundits also always tell this story?
The Danish studio is so comfy
Just saw the Vive le Vélo car lads
ye the year where he will retire lmao
at least we don't have a first week of sprinting only
>when the camera man trips
>""helpers"" are once again a ded Landa and Boomberde
Yeah nah
gottem
Epic, pre show already running and with Dan :-D
>last year
>doumulin
>froome
>roglic
>this year
>fulsang
>adam yates
>pinot
>bardet
What a joke of a tour lmao
THOMAS CULO
Egan shall win this fuck
HYPED
why are colombians so ugly
Still Team Haribo.....I hope Nibali somehow has full enough battery for 3 weeks.
Why puckpost when you can post cecilie
Lads I just saw the king drive on to the route
For me it’s krünewaygen choking
> 1st stage
> sprint finish
> Belgian roads
mfw
CANYON had a pop-up store in brussels. They organized group rides on test bikes. You could ride 50km on their top spec bikes. Really based. I went out and ended up ordering an ultimate, can't wait for it to arrive
He's old and he has the giro in his legs. No chance namefag
>greying at age 34
JUST
>not posting Cecile with loose hair
1 question
Can you ride your RR bike with your thin tyres on any light gravel path or well paved road exclusive?
he passed me to lad he waved
>not posting 2d
Yellow - Pinot (but really Bernal)
Green - WVA (but really Sagan)
Mountains - Barguil (but really Alaphillipe)
Young rider - Valverde
did sky pull out in protest over the start in brussels?
In an emergency, you can. Wouldn't recommend it or plan for it, unless you're running at least 28 tyres.
n-no bulli
Imagine doing volunteer marketing work
She is also great Gif Material
You can but I wouldn't advise going fast. They will ride in gravel at the end of the planche of belle filles stage.
is this the lass that gave that absolutely adorable interview? she cute
Sky got sold to Comcast and they don't give a fuck anymore
Just started in Italy.
Simon Yates looks bloated, definitely only helper role.
Then this settles it, I won't get a pure RR bike...
On the muur atm
Based Orla
Redpilled Carlton
Sagan today lads
>stage preview music
>2agan
I always rated Rob Hatch
Can't wait for Viviani to get exposed again and win 0 (zero) stages
*is forgotten about*
Glad there is already a mountain stage next Thursday.
EDDY
GOAT
based eddy
I was thinking about getting a ciclocross bike too initially but going offroad is not very enjoyable so I'm glad I bought a road one.
You will want to go on road in the end to go FAST.
The belgian Terry Jones
L'equipe predictions, thoughts?
>Quintana already 29 years old
wtf..... he was 24 years old pervious summer, r-remember him wearing white shirt?
Were they not allowed to pick the same rider or are they just bad at guessing?
Anyway that Rob guy seems pretty based.
For me, it's King Philippe I of Belgium
too real
so many police in brussels, wow so that's the power of multiculti
Overrating frenchies and underrating Kruijswijk, pretty accurate otherwise
>For me, it's King Philippe I of Belgium
For me, it's Charles Michel President of Europe
Crashweak given the same chance as TJ lel
EDDY
EDDY
EDDY
doesnt belgium have its own anthem
lmao
step it up
now THIS is how you do a grnd depart properly
Bernal is so overrated nobobdy can know if he can perform 3 weeks without an off day yet, last year he diddnt ride for the gc
>Belgium
>not having Guardia Civil
it's not even a real country user
He really looks like he is in his 40s....
Michael Morkov with the world-class positioning.
salty
Make Flanders dutch again
His year
The good, the Bak and the ugly
Bak to the future
Men in Bak
BrokeBak Mountains
The Empire Strikes Bak
A Bak's Life
Bakman Begins
Jurassic Bak
Pirates of the Caribbean: The curse of the Bak Pearl
Police Academy 3: Bak in Training
Jack Reacher: Never go Bak
Orange is new the Bak
Paybak
Never Bak Down 2: The Beatdown
Based Eddy looks as old as Quintana
I’m younger than him and have way more grey hair.
>for me its the Muur van Geraardsbergen
>piNOt
based. After going way too deep in the giro last year to the point of hospitalisation, this is his redemption arc
recently crashed mine because of a boomer being on the wrong side of the road having absolutely zero control of his e-bike as per usual, my tyres are fucked but he got sent off to the hospital so all around bit shitty
Based. I really missed him last tour so glad he's Bak
Monthly reminder that Cancellara was motor doped
youtube.com
Guys I'm losing weight. I was at 101kg a couple of months ago. 96 now. Feels good but still long ways to go before I'm not a lardass. Not epic progress but it's nice to be doing it without making unsustainable changes like only ever eating salad or something stupid like that. Feels like it will stick.
Thank you for subscribing to my blog, sorry for shitting up tdf.
Tripping on a bike is the best thing ever lads
Bardet deserves only 1 dot.
He is weak in TT, and he has got a weak team.
Self improvement is always welcome lad
You better move your ass fatfuck
keep it up frend
By riding? I always lose 2/3 kilos in the summer even if I'm not trying to lose weight.
there's not many TT kilometers this year tho
But I agree that he hasn't looked great this season
Magnus Cort to EF Education First according to Cyclingnews.
Based
Who will get punched by Moscon this time around?
what the fuck is going on with the cameras
There isn't much TT and he is a better climber than most
That kit is perfect for Ineos, they really look like the bad guys of the peloton.
That hairline though. I'd give my left nut to grey instead of go bald. t. 34 yo
It's happening lads.
Le Tour is finally starting
>tfw Pinot is also 29
And he also has showed shit form the past month.
>Eurosport has Wiggo on a moto
Yikes
why does it look like a bad videogame render
Based Italian Weeb
Still losing a bunch of time in both TT, which he would have to make up against Sky, Astana and Movistar train.
He needs a miracle desu...
EF is shit hes making the same fault Valgren did
3km to depart real. . Nairo moving up.. Are you reeeaaaddddyyyyy
>high as fuck on a Saturday night
>Bump into the tdf sports channel on accident at the perfect time
LADS
Partly that, partly limiting my soda intake. Eliminating it entirely is not going to happen anytime soon, so I'm settling for only drinking at work, which seems to be working for me right now.
ALLEZ! ALLEZ! ALLEZ!
its Eddy Eddy Eddy today
Moscon in a Blackshirt. He probably loves it.
>doing drugs
friendly reminder that /tdf/ is the cleanest general on Yea Forums
>using gears
I wonder what she smells like.
Tour de Fr/a/nce
what is belgiums problem?
>using brakes
Which part of Japan are you from ?
Salbutamol and inhalantpilled
I'm >a fucking leaf living in Nagasaki.
It's supposed to be a cocoa bean.
molenbeek mentioned
>using toilets
Ah i thought you could be the BMC guy
youtube.com
WE'RE OFF LADS!
It started.
Go on about how weed is either performance enhancing or even bad
rrrrrrooooouuuuuuleeeeeeezzzzz
DEPART REEL
For me it's Caleb Ewan
>has a gf
Not one of us.
Danish experts predictions
sport.tv2.dk
Odds of Greenstreets in yellow today?
Bernalwinslol
>Yates
40%
>Adam Yates
if you are going with a meme pick why not Birdsong?
cant find the acestream of russian eurosport HD with english audio channel
clay tennis :3
/Berhane/
In b4 the GVA hating belgian comes to seethe
I love Nibbles but everyone seems to be overrating him massively. The dude himself has said he's only going for stage wins/KoM.
Also >Yates
why so many Brits became good General Standings riders in last 7 years? Were they ever before?
now only brits have multiple contenders fr yellow shirt, right? all others have only one from each country(France, Spain, italy, Denmark,Belgium)
""""""""""""""""""marginal gains""""""""""""""""""
>Viviani
Fraud
Tour de piss
No mention of Pinot. Fucking """experts"""
Denmark is already dabbing on the peloton
just
Sky's medical programme is pretty good.
Cheating probably.
why are the color corrections so fucking memey reee
Cycling is like going to the movies. You shouldn't get drinks because you will just have to piss all the time.
>uppercase TDF
>no skel
dropped
I watch that race regularly, it's just too good
>sagan
Can't wait for this inevitable piece of action 2bh lads
Most nations who hold Olympics start a doping program, Brits especially concentrated on the indoor cycling events. Spain also had a doping program in the 2000s which Nadal, Contador and the footballers profited from.
Hey Bernd, how`s the knee?
It was a fucking miracle that he didnt crash out last year.
Rate my team for my work competition
based and redpilled
Hope he necks himself desu.
Tour is better with as many Skyneos skellies ded.
That includes >Poels
>race mixing ads
the state of our tv
>anal beads
Every time a Sky rider crashes out of a race it's a miracle
basado
ineos merda
>Called Tour de France
>It's in Belgium
Seething right now desu lads
you now remember french police trying to stop sky last year
>9th tour de france of his career
>DNF 9th stage in tdf 2018
>DNF 9th stage in tdf 2017
it's like that in every euro country apparently. just a coincidence of course
Eurosport player has 5 different moto streams running were you can see what the moto films if its not on the main channel
大塩
Are you sure he isn't just from southern Italy?
Hopefully they crash in the TTT and the whole team loses 3 minutes
computer simulation (pic related) says its gonna happen this year lad
>Tour de France
>starts in Br*xelles
lol that would be hilarious
has there ever been a crash like that where an entire team falls on their face in a TTT?
>le good bookie odds DNF man
Death to disk brake users
mixed couples are like the the 0.1% of all italian couples, yeah just a coincidence ahah
the previous shot you can clearly see he's blacker
is noone seeing this shit????
This is the glorious EU future they chose
Yeah in the Giro a few years ago. That old Garmin team I think it was
It always starts abroad
The young and hungry upcoming altitude meme will soon launch his devastating attack.
I want to see a statistical analysis of how many crashes he has per stage her participates in, its gotta be like 1 crash ever 4 stages. At least that what it seems like to me.
can't see anything 2bh brightness too dark
There is a reason that Sky/UKpostal/shitneos is the most hated team in the peloton.
?
are those two POVs?
one of the bikes cameras is giga fucked
Bookie odds are shifted in the countries that bet much, so all Anglos have good (shitty) odds
Oh. Yeah, you're right
>using roads in the Netherlands 2050
Who’s the #racefavourite
Will GT defend his crown?
You can watch all moto cams on Eurosport player, one is always filming the cars at the back of the peleton e.g.
This one I guess?
youtube.com
what is it with belgian artists and their obsession with young kid pissing?
They simply legalized some of the banned substances. So instead of doping, they made their riders being some medical case like being asthmatic, which allows them to take those substances.
>one is always filming the cars at the back of the peleton
why would anyone want to watch the cars?
British Cycling recieved significant public investment around 10-15 years ago.
Millions in funding from the National Lottery was funneled into developing a new generation of cyclists.
Years later we won Olympic Golds and TdF
>Wiggins
>Hoy
>Pendleton
>Cav
>Froome
etc etc.
INEOS-train just doesnt sound right...
Riders dropping, having mechanicals etc.
>using toilets
>ywn stand in the boiling heat for 4 hours waiting to watch someone ride past you with 60 km/h and its all over in less than 15 seconds
2 years lads
Oh cool, would be better if every car stream their personal cam
that's a good lad, 50 quid has been deposited to your dole account for maintaining the narrative
>TRAINEOS
got a m3u8 ?
England's Brave Geraint Thomas is the fav.
Wiggins call them Team Haribo nowadays.
Wtf my house looks just like that
They ride around on €6000 chains that save 10 watts
>french Republican Guards are in charge of security
Belgium...... are they even a real country...
#yatesyoucan
>Bastogne
Good taste, would wife
>and at the front of the peloton we see the Traineos pulling hard
Hmm, nah, Skytrain had a way better ring to it.
TDF soundtrack
youtube.com
holy fuck I hate eurosport
JUST SHOW THE FUCKING STAGE
I'm not interested in any interviews/stories fucking shits
FUCKING SRAM
>the chain that won the 2019 tour de france
based bauke
for me, it's bow kay moleman
Most based moment of the Giro.
Cambridge University/MI6 Ketone Drink Tech and rounder wheels.
EDDY
D
D
Y
you mean the motor la
It's a five hour stage. They need some other stuff than just showing guys cruising along on flat roads with nothing happening.
whats special about it?
EDDY
Tete de la Course in the breakaway again
Belgium needs a next EDDY. Where is he?
>using men
for me it's the pursuivants
so much heart
absolute madman
Its pure kino lad 10/10 will go do it again this afternoon
Anyone know whether Georgian tv shows the le Tour?
Maybe they have Russian Eurosport? Do they show it?
M
A
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G A I N S
I
N
A
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Now that's a team i could get behind
its extremely comfy
CHECKED
For me it’s Leuven
Tbh I saw like one French Republican Guard on a motorcycle before the peloton and 10 Belgian cops on 200 meters of stage
what the fuck why do they all have big asses
>what is public tv
5,1,6,4,3,2
when are they expected to arrive at chæmps dau ulysses? will Quintana attack?
based retard
Before buying a decent RR, I can already ride this cross bike here and I need a HR monitor.
Do you use a chest strap or a smart/sportwatch to check and record your pulse?
I have my doubts on those watches, would get an Apple Smartwatch 4, but it's a closed ecosystem.
Should I spend 70 bucks on a Polar H10 just to check my pulse?
Any moment now.
yeah but you can almost feel it coming closer then you hear the helicopters.
In three weeks
Anytime now
week 4
very comfy place during spring
I don’t understand? Does Georgian public tv show the Tour?
I will be there during the Val Thorens stage.
Why do you need to know your HR? You don't
The chest strap is more accurate than the wrist for sure but the wrist one is not too bad
thank you lads, i will watch my stream vigilantly for him to attack
Makes the world go round innit
>Groenewegen gave the Norwegian champ a Danish nation jersey
Based Jumbo Visma with the nordic bantz
reminder
gods I wish I could get a rachel riley gf
>My name is Lillian? But you can just Call me Jane
just beleif in urself
I mean, they could win if the contenders all froome'd themselves.
shut up mees
I believe Pinot will finish above Bardet
I have an uncle named Mees
Cheapest way to check your physical state and how much you are pushing or not, and one some days suddenly I cannot ride properly like usually.
I often cannot tell. It's the least one should know I have read to train decently.
Power meters are out of question, they cost as much as a beginner bike...
EDDY
pls be in delft
looks like a mob boss
5 4 6 2 1 3
Sorry lad, Groningen
>looks like
he is
People will RIP here for sure
Muur and the last km are the best parts of today
BAK!
Any handsome lads in the Peloton this year? I miss Kittel.
DE MUUR
>lars bak
>always at the front
First year I actually want to watch this, is there a stream or whats up?
Guess who's bak
Bak again
nice numerals
Bosberg straight after is really based too.
Bak is bak
bak again
A way cheaper HR monitor should do. You don't need the H10's recording capabilities if you have a phone or cycling computer. Get a used H6 and wash the strap.
Based Dane.
tiz-cycling
www.steephill.tv
or literally any general streaming site there's loads of them.
Someone fix the levels on this moto my gods
very rude desu
here we go
The top picture is actually not from Sweden but - lol and behold - United Cuckdom.
HERE THEY GO LADS
We Rubix now
not funny
400 replies and Nairo hasn't even attacked yet. Looks like comfy is back on the menu
He was actually mad as fuck at first, that made it even more funny.
gg greg
G R E G
R
E
G
Dafuq is wrong with the colors, the saturation looks so high
/!\ VAN AVERMAET HAS WON SOMETHING RELEVANT /!\
Fuck GvA
Looks like GVA has good legs again bros
pretty kino section of the stage
time to go do something else and come back for the finish
The sound is really good this year. They did something.
Mur kino with based GVA, nice
same, french tv fucking up probably
SHOW THE MUUR YOU RETARDS NOT WIGGO
AAAAAAAAAAA
also
>ALI YATES
This is comfy as fuck
I miss the cobbled spring classics, lads
France can't do colours
But they are familiar with white
I always go to the classics because it is nearby. The tour is just a bonus.
LOL the truth stings
>hype start
>based Greg KotM
>now comfy landscape
I am decidedly enjoying myself lads
>tfw no chateau to inherit from parents
t. lost every war without allies against the french
lol as if you something else to do brormand
this leader camera bike is fucked up with the colours
CHATEAU
>all these boomers complaining about the pretty instagram colours
Remember, it's TJs year, he's the dark horse pick.
TJ is my new hero, fuck Quintana.
cycling is a boomer sport, get out zoomer
Kek Greg shitting on all Belgians
Put some snapchat filters on it for the zoomers.
Breaking: Greg has chosen to fall back, he has not been dropped
I believe (You)
Who took Paul Sherwins place :((
TJ as in Tejay? Is he even being considered for gc? EF has Uran and Woods who go better in the mountains. Is there a joke I am missing here?
No TJ as in Thomas, Jerraint
>ywn live in a chateu
T(ies)J Benoot
holy chateau! is Kubrick behind the production this year?
R8 my house
TJ ended second in the dauphine
Tchalla Jates
They all rook the same.
>ywn have rich relatives who would hire you to look over the chateu for couple of months for 3k a month while they are away
stream?
me in the back
Me in the background
FAT
right boys I'm going binge drinking for two days. see you on Monday
9/10 would turn into a jewish archetictural nightmare
No joke Mr Nagasaki, Tejay is in top form and his team will rally around him once they realise his ability. That's why I pick him as the dark horse. All will unfold as the Tour progresses.
Stay mad ;)
NO EXCUSES
Lel, Norwegian commentators just said « fucking nigger» live on TV
Get a vpn and you can watch it anywhere.
Enjoy your money pit duchy.
Stopped lurking on Yea Forums a few years back. Glad to see /tdf/ is still going though.
cant stand this faggot voice
This place has the best cycling experts.
Facken el, women look hot as fuck in cycling kit, but us mans look like fucking clowns.
Kek fun idea
every dog has its day
I'm not racist but who is this black cunt at the front of the breakaway?
Whites only pls baka
don't worry. Your voice will drop soon and you'll sound like a man
For me, it's le Château de Thoricourt
>I'm not racist, but.......
lol. You sound like my nan
Berhane, N-
From Eritrea
was meant for
Brb moving to Walloon Brabant desu
The more specific these get the more they hurt
bananas are for monkeys
Yea Forums is like that Eagles song - you can check out anytime but you can never leave.
Welcome to hell, Blofeld.
Thanks, I can't find a video stream to save my life.
My IQ is too low I guess.
Even Lance lurks here during the Tour.
t.insider
"I'm not racist but"
Ducrot should go to Sporza, that would make it a 10/10 stream.
Bananas are goat ride food desu
Belgium is top comfy
rate my ride lads
>Even Lance lurks here during the Tour.
some helpless newfags will believe this
Rate my team for todays stage
The breakaway can really move when on a stolen bike heading for the calais border
>Jumbo in yellow
Why is this allowed?
good choices 2bh
>5agan
>penisfabrikken
>penisfabrikken
based and tourspillet
i had to take a shit, where's gva? did he quit the breakaway?
>it's in Belgium
>it's boring
Why does this rotten country exist ?
He suffered permanent total brain damage. The white wire is his control uplink from Brailsford. They don't want you to know but it's obvious.
Based. Overvejede kraftigt Kluge. Har du guld+?
he won the climb and then quit
So northern France can look good in comparison
Why aren't there any Asian riders, especially Chinese in the pro cycling?
Is professional cycling only a middle class western thing?
You`d be surprised who lurks Yea Forums.
How do you know the OP himself is the great doper himself. Even Froome has seen these threads.
He fell back because he wanted to give the other riders a chance.
bureaucracy
>Penisfabrikken
its a meme around Pas Normal Studios cycling clothes
their logo almost looks like it says penis
Ah ok, makes sense.
thanks for proving the point
næ, jeg spiller bare om et bagerstop med min cykelklub
Dumoulin tweeted an epic meme from here.
because napoleon couldn't win in Waterloo
>Is professional cycling only a middle class western thing?
Thankfully
Because you guys feared us and the anglos feared you
And so a bufferzone was created so both of us wouldn't become stronger
You didn't help (as always)
How's your war success rate, Dresden?
is cycling the last white sport?
swimming?
That's fucking awesome. 10/10 lair.
I'm not racist but are we sure this nigger didn't steal the bike ?
literally any winter sport
polo (either kind)
disc golf
Nah, curling is the true white man's sport
yes de koers is van ons
Tour de California
VISIT TEL AVIV
R8
>wearing a weights belt while cycling
>takes pride in killing civillians
anglo's everyone
Just got back from my ride. Give me a quick rundown on what has happened so far.
Also do I order pizza or cook potatoes with herrings?
It's hard to be passionate about cycling when you are part denisovan.
Being part neanderthal is where it's at.
GVA grabbed KOM jersey
that's it
>froome is so fucking bored he's capping your shitposts about him having brain damage
what a time to be alive
>that takedown
maybe cops can be based
That was a nice sign.
potato and herring obviously
No one will ever bother me there. I bet it will have a nice Dutroux basement.
What the fuck is this bullshit
>Ion gootshit
>ftp 266 Watts
>still only 2.66 Watts / kg
You are a big guy.
It's the literal worst. I'm watching on TV2 partly to escape it.
wtf
I saw >pinot!
When will they catch the breakaway? 10km to go or earlier?
this
That feel when Denisovan
Is Ion Göttlich natty?
proofs??
is it gonna be his year?
What a freak of nature...doesn't look like someone who has suffered big enough trauma, and lost 2 liters of blood, that threatens someone's life just weeks ago.
yes
Probably a bit earlier, but the ones in front will keep riding for the combativity award.
It's cringey crap pandering to the zoomer generation.
t. twitter lunatic conspiracy man
>denied his podium
but that's every year user?
amazing belgian technology
?
my ftp is over 4 w/kg
Late reply....it's okay now. I can climb stairs without feeling anything weird now.
I haven't pushed hard on any climbs lately though. And I have a feeling that those knee pain stems from too much stress on the muscle sartorius.
2019 road book (French and English) can be found here: velorooms.com
>country has 1 (one) hill
>it's a major obstacle
he even looks less skeletal than usual
Based NOS with their random boomer shit
How's that knee going now, all better?
Looks like a Half-Life level
Cool! Thanks!
>not building billions worth of infrastructure to dab on landscape features
based
>tfw grew up somewhere on this stage
I don't even watch cycling normally, but the scenery is making me homesick and they haven't even reached my part yet (I lived on the last 30-40km of the stage). If the TV cuts to adverts when they pass through, I will lose my shit.
>stops training and doesn't move for three weeks
>fed by doctors, can't escape
wow why is so fat
*blocks your path*
>Froome does something
It's drugs m8, proves he's cheating.
See I have some shitty muscle imbalance and weakness with some hip muscles that causes certain muscles of my quads to overload themselves, which as a consequence stresses the knee more and causes pain.
That's my conclusion I have come to.
E.g. lateral leg lifts with angled knee causes quite some stress on some areas of my hips.
At least no permanent damage done.
Out the way, cunts!
based
Wow man, that sounds fuck, can you see it from looking at your body? Are you like pic related?
I wish I could get some medical in-depth scan and analysis of my muscles to know why I am so weak in general.
It must be imbalances and some muscles that are not obvious but are crucial and in my case not trained at all and degenerated to some pitiful state.
Amateurs
>Charleroi
Do you think he's watching lads ?
Time wise, for how long do they ride or is it different on each stage? How long have they been riding for today?
Post some LARGE Danish infrastructure
With all these islands you're bound to have something
Nice
He was looking good after the operation.
He should be riding the Tour, lazy bastard.
Kek, no, but I think I have heard in some basic examination that one of leg is longer than the other, which might or might not be due to some muscle imbalances.
Other than that, I have got x-legs somewhat and flat feet.
Which is why I have my doubts about switching to clipless pedals, as they force your feet and knees to be aligned with the bike in one line.
Typical lazy Brit.
Probably not. Most of the high-ranking politicians he sold children to have probably retired now, so he won't have any secret dirt on the current government. He probably gets treated like an ISIS hostage now.
Yeah, I'm watching
>I will lose my shit.
please cut to ads
please cut to ads
please cut to ads
doffis
We had the world's longest suspension bridge for a short while.
Salut Marc.
Cool shit
I guess they can't cut out the full 40km that I would recognise, but if everyone rocks up in Overijse and suddenly the shots are replaced with someone telling me to buy tampons and loans, then all I've done is watch a few hours of admittedly comfy scenery.
Thank you for having such a lovely thread to read along with, by the way, everyone.
That's about it though. There's also Oresundsbroen but that's less epic and also built with the Swedish so doesn't really count.
The Danish champion jersey looked better
Just wait till stage 2 in 2021 and you'll see
I feel asleep and now there some chad's gymnastic
desu cavendish should just end his career, i like him but i dont want to remember him as someone who turned bad and didnt know when to stop
The absolute GOAT, you ask?
For me it's the dawg, Chris Froome.
Is that the one between Malmo and Copenhagen? I think that shit looks way better than Akashi-Kaikyo.
swap to Rai 2, my friend
Its the one between Sjælland and Fyn Is the one to Malmo
Lmao northern France is moldova tier
>and everything
>goes back to the beginiiiiing
grazie
No that one is Storebæltsbroen between the two larger islands of Denmark, Fyn and Sjælland (no noteworthy cities really).
You're thinking of
I'd lowkey waifu bianchi girl and I'm not even a weeb. Maybe I am now.
Eurosport has fewer ad breaks close to the end so there's that
one thing I will never understand about that cancerous broadcaster is why they interrupt the cycling to show us top 5 epic tennis fails
I see now. Used to play Euro Truck Sim 2 lol, really liked the bridges in Denmark.
Why is it pink?
i need a britflag to type out if only you knew how bad things really are so i can shop it in over this pic
dont quote anyone
what a fucking cameran lmao
>newfag bridgeposters
j-just let me sleep again and d-die
If only you knew how bad things really are.
Someone should kick that camera fag in his face. RAAGE
Did you get the mod that turns everything to epic mode? Forget what it's called but it basically adds tons and tons of detail to all of Europe.
are you a real nihonjin?
a japanese person playing euro truck simulator is hilarious to me for some reason
That road disappearing under the see makes me feel insecure for some reason. Is that the gate of hell ?
ye Eurosport is terrible. I'm glad that TV2 has a lot of cycling here so I only have to watch tiz once in a while.
Just watched a programme on bridges a while ago. Really interesting story that one. Funny how it's basically built like a woodden bridge, except with steel.
I want Alex Dowsett to win a stage
Stage 3, 2021. After shots of the cyclist driving through he hilly Vejle, and helicopter showing the vejle fjordbro they slowly zooms in in on the "Bolgen" wave houses
>Is that the gate of hell ?
Well its a bridge to Sweden so pretty much
I unironically thought the road just stopped there. I couldn't understand why they would build such a huge bridge to such a tiny, empty island.
>steel
let me stop you right there
Ah shit sorry no, I am a filthy gaikokujin. That concept is funny though.
Pro-mods maybe? I definitely had a shit ton of mods. Scandi mods were the best. I had a fucking garage in the Faroe Islands.
kek
if only you knew how bad things really are
Woop yeah, iron, brainfart.
>Viesville
"Vies" is Flemish for "disgusting"
Do Swedes even watch cycling? Never seen them at the road
>me on the right
COBBLES
Nicki Sorensen is awful for tv goddamn.
me on the left
The guy in the hat looks like Chris Froome in the future.
are we the most high iq thread on Yea Forums?
I definitely think so
CAM ON
SCORE SAM FAKIN POINTS
its not as popular there as it is in norway or denmark, i have seen a swede or two pop in on these threads but they are rare.
Good job, team!
>SCOR SOME FACKIN CLIMBING POINTS
Based
we did it leddit
>in the future
Michele is struggling to control him right now.
charleroi is named after the spanish king charles II of spain
>'Bling' Matthews
That's a cringe from me.
You guys are definitely impressively comfy for a thread with this many posts. There are slower threads that might be more comfy, like /147/ and /180/, but it's amazing how many posts there are here and how few of them are shit.
Charleroi looks fucking depressing guys, who the fuck live sthere ?
Stage 1, 2021 - Helicopter flies over Copenhagen zooming in on our special Bike Bridge showing how bike friendly we are
french speaking people
Almost there guys
Is Charleroi still a post-industrial shithole or has it recovered somewhat?
t.Flamand
Marc Dutroux
Employees at their shitty airport
People paying for sins in past lives
It's a Bike Bridge but people are walking.
SECTEUR PAVÉ !
I don't think you'd want to live there; it's a rather poor city with the majority of employment being industrial
kek
>and how few of them are shit.
Stick around, when it goes to shit it goes fast.
dubs and the peloton gets religion of peaced
>People paying for sins in past lives
That's what I thought.
based /bora boys/
w i l l y w i g g l y
Viviani will NEVER win another stage in a Grand Tour again
Sad but true.
>escape caught 70 km from the finish in an essentially flat stage
What did they mean by this
fuck those people
this modernist soulless architecture looks fucking horrible
I think this is the first time since 2011 Sagan has actually been wearing his team kit instead of a special jersey.
No points for Viviani hahaha
I agree
Thanks NOS
>Elia Chokeani
They actually used the go pro cams this year!
> It's a Rolf & Ritter episode
Tempted to jump ship for Eurosport desu
Is there anything more eh than an intermediate sprint.
>Makes your flat stage kino
I'm not racist but I'm glad this nigger isn't in the lead anymore.
I hate cobbles.
Take a picture because he'll be in green for the rest of the Tour
Wow he looks like shit
And sound quality is finally improved
Eurosport has BORA splitscreens and Wiggo on the motorbike.
what's the point of even having a pavé section without a guaranteed froome wipeout
I would love to be a domestique
>ass: elia viviani
>shitposting on board
cobbles are the best
GVA in yellow
get more core strenght loser
It feels like it all gets more and more awful every year. Chris Anker is even more unbearable than usual, Ritter already getting on my nerves.
Ad breaks and Thomas Bay are even worse. Give the chance to some of the DR radio guys maybe for a change.
Because Belgium hasn't rather infrastructure to put asphalt for all your roads
I don't think we get wiggo. On the other hand Brian Holm is goat tier and Thomas Bay is decent.
>Viviani behind
>No one rides
Seriously
I'm fine with Bay really
scratch that. Wiggo alert just came up.
cool abbaye alert
7/10 would visit
what a lad
I miss NOS Avondetappe with Mart Smeets. Excellent late night tv.
Now I watch Vive Le Velo and recently found the podcast De Rode Lantaarn, which I find very enjoyable
He's not a threat
villers-la-ville
This
Larger than most ruins I've visited
are you guys going to listen to based Lance later?
>old incel home
parkour side-mission in assassins creed in there
>early july
>afternoon
>watching TdF
>a few cold ones from the fridge
>shitposting the stage on Yea Forums
>its a first week stage, nothing too interesting yet but you're watching anway
>comfy landscapes
>occasional historic site
>pretty chateaus
>lots of hype and anticipation for things still to come, anyone can still win
Is this the peak /TdF/ comfy aesthetic
What underrated riders to you guys want to see win stages?
>drop spaghetti
>bottles everywhere across the road
>bosses screaming in your ear then your face
>sweat and tears rolling off your chin
'no'
Have i missed anything yet?
absolutely not
Who?
lol
>monks
>incels
they bathed in boipussy
Us Charleroi the most kino Belgium city?
A SWEDE!
Guys we have bob roll on color for 3 straight weeks. I dunno if i'm gonna make it.
For me it's massif central
looks like an english town
You`re welcome
Bernal
Now that's what I call a good fucking post
>his countrys national champion is not a WT rider
looooool
Mostly Eddy tributes, cobbles, and Greg & Sagan getting points
>It's summer, I wanted to start eating healty. I stop soda and chips.
>Yesterday I cook a healthy^TM meal.
>I didn't see one of my ingredient was expired
>I spent all morning trhowing up since 8am
>Now it's a bit better
>I missed 60% of the stage in my city
Fuck this, I'll stay with my fast-food. Quick never tried to kill me like those organic expired chicken
And Chris Horner on comments
I said underrated not overrated
Quick fucked my sister's stomach up once
>specialized
Our current NT is a literal-who 50yr old dude
What's your excuse? Your NT is a cuck for QS LMAO
no retard it's after charles the great aka charlemagne aka aka karel de grootte
>buying your bike at lidl
>tfw no Oleg
Land of ASM Clermont and ASSE, the based ones
they work for him at nationals as a thnk you for being a cuck
Do you use to have any goals for your self during TDF?
Bike 10%, 20% or so what they do during july?
for me it's Auvergne
>implying Bernal isn't underrated because of Thomas
>let me just honk my horn uncontrollably like im sitting in rush hour traffic and not in a professional race setting
Waloons friend, what is this even supposed to be ?
flemish taxes at work
>grootte
lrn2dutch
Caleb Ewan is so fucking cute.
Schachmann, Naesen, Colbrelli, Mohoric, Küng, Gaudu, Soler, Magnus Cort, Van Aert, Bettiol, Arndt, Laporte, Ewan, Benoot, Pollit are some youngish guys that I would like to see do something in the Tour de France, like winning a stage
boat elevator
Auvergne's in Massif Central and it's top notch but the highlands extend to other regions and they're as stunning as Auvergne
You've still got Waterloo with the based lion statue and comfy Tervuren coming up :3
i think it's grootte in old dutch i know it's supposed to be grote
Limoges CSP too.
It lifts water up the hill so it can flow down the waterfall of Coo
>favourite for the white jersey
there is only one Norwegian girl that matters :3
>He doesn't speak medieval Dutch
Damn zoomers
isn't that Strépy-Thieu
>until 2016 the tallest boat lift in the word
*blocks your path*
>not the Falkirk Meme Wheel
you are 100% wrong
heh
>me at the bottom
are there any rules against using a TT frame and deep wheels on an extremely flat stage?
Will sagan ever fuck off ?
Feel like i seen him forever.
Hope dylan takes this stage.
Also GVA very good performance.
No. And you're wrong about Charleroi too
>t. triggered linguist
>If only you knew how bad movistar tactics really are
>that obvious boss weak spot
>What's that Team Ineos? You only have 2 potential winners?
Wind issues
BASED BDH POSTER
Each year at Waterloo there is a reconstitution of Waterloo battle and the defeat of Napoléon.
When French hear this, they often seeth about it
>#RodamosJuntos
If you want to get froomed nobody is going to stop you (except the DS)
WIE ? QUI ?
sucks that we never have anyone from Sweden
guess i have to root for Fuglsang from denmark
tell me about Slippy G, why does he wear those ancient glasses?
>When French hear this, they often seeth about it
On the chans maybe but in the outside world it's barely mentionned by medias
Elle est Bryce Dallas Howard, je pense.
t. elia 'fraud' viviani
Just how many bidons can he carry?
As many as it takes
2019 i am forgotten
>do you even lift?
Superstition. He lost them once in that meme crash over a wall and somebody gave them back.
swimming pool for boats
yes
for me it's Vinokourov
>he doesn't know
for me it's Birdsong
VOGELZANG!
What if there's a 46° heatwave again during a stage
was he bringing all that stuff for his teammates?
Why do all the beautiful girl come from California every time ?
Share with the rest of the world pls
Brian Holm believes in Fuglsang this year
How do they get the boat down to that canal?
i pooped a little in my pants. Good times.
La butte du lion
I counted 9 with the ones in cages.
WATERLOO INTENSIFIES
Why is Risotto even trying?
Is Caleb Ewan south east asian?
>sucks that we never have anyone from Sweden
they are literally riding in an Abba song right now
A fat lady? In my TdF studio?!
>when there is a discount at Lidl
That waterloo hill with the lion statue erected on it is completely cosmetic, which I found really sad. There was a huge battle fought there, and they completely destroyed the battlefield
He's quintessentially Australian.
efface
name a more J U S T WorldTour team than Dimension Data
Betfair win odds:
Bernal - 3.3
Thomas - 4.7
Fugslang - 9
A. Yates - 14
Porte (lol) - 20
Quintana - 25 (should be price for an attack)
>Pinot - 26
Bardet - 30
Kruijswijkkjkjkjkj - 30
Nibali - 40
what mode is this?
>first stage of TdF
>heavy rain and thunderstorms outside
/COMFY/
Weird
>There was a huge battle fought there, and they completely destroyed the battlefield
lmao
[spoiler]But I think I know what you're on about.[/spoiler]
>Porte
time to ride naked
But seriously, his mum's Worst Korean I believe.
Status on Demare?
:(
duhh
>He thinks I talk to people outside chans
I ride shirtless in summer sometimes
So far I haven't burnt all my skin off on a fall
EFFACE
Why this monument for English Premier League in Belgium?
>ABBA sang a song called Waterloo to win the Eurovision
Based little stories from Rodrigo Beenkens, should stick with cycling and stop footy imo
Why does Rossetto have 67 in odds to win stage 1? Is it THAT unlikely that he can hold it?
Off to go watch the arrivée lads
>ABBA sang a song called Waterloo to win the Eurovision
is this news to you?
Visit Israel, goy!
1. back Nibali
2. He poisons everybody/everybody crashes/he gets a sticky bottle through the alps
3. ????
4. Profit??!!
>Nothing is happening
And we are now turning to a mark who is standing with a member of the danish Eddie Mercx fanclub who is also in brussels
already? see you there
>watching ads
lol
Because PL is Belgian
>Chelsea carried by Hazard
>Man City carried by KdB and Kompany
>Man Utd carried by Fellaini
>Tottenham carried by Vertongen and Alderweireld
>Liverpool carried by Origi
He got shat on
Based birds
Just tuned in bajs, what did I miss
Yes, he is just showing his sponsors.
The sprinter teams wont allow it. They have a chance for the yellow jersey
Got a few monies on Fulgsang and
He is at the start of the 8th stage of Giro
everything you fuck
You're just in time for Quintana's attack tho
I wear t-shirt and shorts in summer
gva got the mountain jersey, nothing else
>Yates
Any moment now
>(Triumphant roaring stops)
>tfw qt gf for the past month but my mileage has been almost zero since then
what do, lads? I'm falling for her but I have no time between her, my career, and the bike
Shirtless home, t-shirt away
based
Got a problem with this boomer ?
has quintana attacked yet?
Where can i unsubscribe from your blog?
zoomers out!
>no putting her to ride along
no it's more unlikely should be 90000000/1
this's gotta be the most open field we've seen in tdf right? there's less clear favorites than when cadel won
looks like there's ~10 people who could run away with this
Based Ted Delacours, he always goes for it.
based
Soon.
>what do
man up you sissy
how the fuck did birdsong even get good at climbing mountains in Denmark of all places
ATTAQUE DE QUINTANA
Reminder that zoomers are not welcome here.
Most european pros live in southern France or Italy
seaweed and grass based diet
patiently anticipating
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
>50 km/h on a flat
i can barely come up to 35
YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU
I hate how you can't see team ineos from far away anymore because of their generic colours
brussel is better
>About 1km from Overijse where I grew up
>Adverts
NOOOOOOOOOO
Risotto can stop now
At least isn't like VaE, when there's jersey rojo plus four teams wearing red
God I wish the Tour happened during the first weeks of the yellow jackets
check sporza faggot een tv
This was even worse then I remembered it.
RRRREEEEEEEEAAAAAAADDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Charleroi itself no but small villages and countryside around Charloire are very comfy
>Norwegian commentators talking about having their "third" leg in The Netherlands, but it wouldn't reach all the way down
too lewd for me
the "Hunchback of Notre Dame" mode
The inevitable peloton crash is about to happen lads. Plz no Bak
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this
You can smell the crash.
looks pretty comfy my guy
DU DUM DU DUM DU DUM DU
Everybody crashes, gets injured seriously and Tour is cancelled because of lack of riders.
>channel change for the broadcast
>they forgot to change it for the stream
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>car gets stolen
nothing personal Charles
I personally GUARANTEE there will be no crashes in the sprint approach today.
Thank you! I missed them going through the centre; did they go up a zigzag hill with a church on it?
For me, it's Dylan Groenewegen.
I'm watching Sporza. NOS will never learn.
FIGHT FOR YOUR HAIR!
>the peleton is being preceded by a column of 160 advertisement cars
What in the fuck.
>few only wear Rapha apparel
who /snob/ here?
>Old man Virenque Festina ad
I RECOGNISE THAT WATER TOWER IN THE BACKGROUND AAAAAAHHHHHH
New?
>did they go up a zigzag hill with a church on it?
I saw a roundabout with a meme standard church. Usually there would be people screenshotting that and jewish ass but today there isn't.
RRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMBBLLEEEEEEEEEE
Don't really care for him, Amsterdammers are subhuman
I've never heard about that shit and the (very) few race stages I've seen live and in person didn't have those, or at least I was too late for it.
160 is quite a fr*cking lot.
Whoa, way too soon.
me to
zoomers raus!
Hm
> Birdsong
oh nononononono
Thomas Bay and Brian Holm are way better than Rolf 'cough' Sorensen and Dennis 'I have no idea what is going on/state the obvious" Ritter.
heh
CHUTE DE FUGLSANG
CRASH
Birdsong rekt
NO IT WAS HIS TURN BROS
NOOOO FUGLBROS
>foolsang
>van airt
Here we go.
FUG
JAKOB DOWN NOOOO
It was a good run
Noooo. F for Fuglsang
no
Fug :DDDDDDDDDDD
see
Check npostart
DAMIANO CARUSO
NOOOOOO
>Fuglsang
>image limit
new thread, when?
>fall on a straight road
>Fugl-o-meter
>pinguin
MEME MAGIC STRIKES AGAIN
this picture will never not be kino
It's over guys :(
Press F for Fuglsang
Birdsong's natural habitat is lego roads
Another year, another lost dream
Fugl-O-Meter at -150%
OGRE
npo-start streams don't work for me for some reason (well I know the reason it's cuz of my current linux build probably), just load infinitely
Wow Fugslang is bleeding really bad. I guess they are wondering if he should go full gas or be checked by the doctor
GRAB THE CAR AND GET SOME BANDAGES ON HIM FFS
Not different from Hinault in 1985
Vogelzang is F
The tour has begon!
bloody 'ell
They must have injected too much in him last night.
he's crying blood
SWITCH TO THE GODDAMN BIKE WITH THE HIDDEN MOTOR
The church isn't that interesting, but there isn't a roundabout.
>Error: Max limit of 250 image replies has been reached
en.wikipedia.org
are we gonna have retarded britbongs making new threads when threads reach bump limit this year aswell?
Fun Fact: They shot that beach landing scene from Jurassic World 2 here in the UK in Cornwall
>almost 1k posts
>over 100 posters
Cool, guess we're a growing community.
Make sure to bring a sign or some green chalk if you're going to one of the races and write something money.
just getting it of it before being tested
In 1985 they didn't even wear helmets, which was really insane.
It works in Firefox but not in Chromium on linux. kanker npo.
npostart.nl
inb4 he bleeds to death and becomes froome
how new
We've reached image limit, I can't remember that ever happening before.
did you get a view up close?
marion_rousse_leaked_nudes.jpg
what have you done?
I'll only screenshot French stages
It was supposed to be basedsongs year
Hot take: the no new thread rule is a stupid tradition and should be abandoned
Well, they all bleed a lil bit during ***altitude training***
yeah it was that watch the highlights on ITV4 they'll probably show it.
now this is blood doping!
i made some hot coco
i got a bit of the sniffles lads
>36° in the shade of my window
Yea I'll pass
what happend to jakob?
Punished Fuglsang is back
>Holding on to the doctor's car
Well that's just cheating.
summerfags will be gone tomorrow
drink every time potato negro Sean Kelly starts with a "well..."
fucking this
Every new thread kills a shit general
fell on his face on the sidewalk edge
Drinking coffee with milk before the lunch right now
EDDY
D
D
Y
comfy tier
No but I drank some of the seawater to savour the taste of her delicious wet ass
>tfw Rosetto has no fellow escapee to fist bump now he's caught before the line
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Would have alcohol poisoning
ZOOMERS OUT!
just started watching, can kristoff win?
Why it is one of the most comfy traditions, and a great way to spot the new friends.
ah thanks, I'll try firefox
>Et le peuple pedale dans la misere
what did they mean by this
Checked
brits are seething right now
at least the image limit should be dropped
unlikely
5th-10th
TIME FOR GROENEWEGEN
DING DING DING
It seems the only reason it’s there is so people can shout newfag when someone makes a new thread.
I know spotting newfags is a time-honoured tradition, but it’s a bit silly.
Yep tdf is big enough for 2 threads.
Make a new thread so I can post some reaction im
The sneaky faggots are disrupting his train
Get a haircut hippie
is fugslang kill
>ITV4 commentators talking about "terminal velocity, a point beyond which you cannot go any faster"
Um, no, sweetie.
-ages when Viviani wins.
too late make a thread after the final km
Yes, back right in time from my short ride!
>75km/h
Siiiick
Kek groenewegen dead
F greenroads
HAPPENING
jej
based
fucking hell crash
>Groenewegen
>TIME FOR GROENEWEGEN
>DING DING DING
heh, yes
GROENWEGGEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GOENEWEGEN!!!! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUG
DEEED
CRASH CRASH CRASH
>Dedwegen
NOOOOOO GREENIE
>2agan?
lmao WvA? 2nd at least...
1AGAN
2agan
...
Teunissen? lol
WAS THAT WOUT? HOLY SHIT
ARE YOU KIDDING ME VIVIANI YOU LET >2AGAN WIN
>1agan
F
F
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BASED
>2agan
>For me? It's the performance-enhancing drugs of Roche, no doubt.
>leadout man wins
Dylan would've won for sure
>2agan
>2AGAN
>2(TWO)AGAN
Fuck NOS and fuck npostart. both streams were fucked in the final. Why are the Dutch public broadcasters so shit?
cav would've smashed it
Teunissen wtf
NOT BASED
2AGAN
A
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2AGAN
Lmao
2AGAN got cucked again :-DDD
I FUCKING PICKED TEUNISSEN LMAO
Mike who?
Teunissen in yellow lmao. That is incredible. I wonder if he's allowed to celebrate if Groenewegen is ded
THEUNISSEN!!!! HAHAHAHA
>2agan
>2AGAN
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>shitstep
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Zzzzz give me some mountains
>Leadout man wins and get yellow jersey
AY LMAO
2AGAN!!!
>2agan
>groenewegen
bruh
AHAHAHA SAGAN BTFO
cav is shit not dude you have to let him go
hahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
respect
Right....I've got a /tennis/ thread to shit up.
see you tomorrow
FUCK YES FINALLY AFTER 30 YEARS
BASED TEUNISSEN YESSSS
kek
First Dutch yellow jersey in 30 years
Not the way I expected it to go down but I'll take it
Fat Fernando wouldn't let this happen.
Based cyclocrossers
How the fuck did Theunissen do this? He is Groenewegen's little bitch.
Sooner than you think, for once. 5th stage.
>2agan
>DNFwegen
the absolute state of the absolute state
wait really, 30 years?
Sagan is the biggest beta cuck in the history of mankind looooooool lamo
Beautiful
extremely based mike
Based clueless American
Imagine freestyling a sprint cause your captain crashed and you beat the guy who won the green jersey six times and take the yellow jersey in your second Tour
Reminds me of when Bakelants won a stage and took yellow
not to mention the faggot squeaky voice
>22nd time second place for Sagan
>2nd for 2agan for the 22nd time
nice
Neat
Imagine the drag 2agans hair made
couldve made a difference
i want to hear the dutch broadcast of that
Why is Sagan wearing a white helmet?
Where the crash webms?
now this is podracing
Still gonna win the green jersey
It was a really, really strange sprint
based and blessed finish holy shit
insert laughing image here
They were silent for a couple of seconds. One big wtf moment.
He's surrendering the 1st place
Yes, Erik Breukink 1989
>actually wanting to listen to Dutch
Yikes
Are we both watching sporza?
Sagan will miss time timecut on a mountain stage
Schumacher effect. No one cares about a title already decided before the competition has begun.
>viviani
Ahhh hi guys I'm mad I missed it FUCK California for being so far away!
The earthquake was spooky
heh
>Theunissen crying
:)
His wife's son is not his son too, what a cuck.
Just end greennegeers carreer
look at those piercing light blue eyes
damn
They didnt even fully realized what happened until the replay
It's Teunissen man
he will snap one of these days
Is this your first GT ? Sagan is one of the best climbing sprinters
Didn't he get dumped by the girl he made that Grease video with?
There was a doggo on the road which allowed based Jan to steal the stage and the jersey
How is 2agan gonna recover from this
Neither did i. Looked like Sagan won on the live angle.
he will still get dropped lol
Strange OFFTOPIC on route story.
On my ride, there were 2 girls (14-15) on the road, waving around, so I stopped and checked what's up.
They were riding their mother's E-Bike. And they said they cannot get it working again. I have never touched an E-Bike, asked about the battery, and whatever related to it. Checked the computer, seemed fine.
But something was blocking the pedals. Chain was spinning backwards.
Weird, maybe some jammed gears...switched through the gears, still no movement.
And then at some point I saw those airhead girls locked their bike through a frame lock hiding below the battery pack.....and if that's not stupid enough, they couldn't find the key.
They said they locked their bike because they had to go to the toilet off road and took their dog with them.
And they fucking forget that they locked their bike, just to stop some random person to check what is wrong with it?
Seriously, wtf?! Is this the future zoomer generation?
Thanks
lots of Danish shitters in /tdf/ who only ever watch the tour
>Barday already losing time
How much?
did you recover your knee?
I don’t think he’s aiming to win on Val Thorens
>tfw got to watch >2agan in the flesh
Story to tell my grandkids desu
18, but same time as Bernal and some others
Did you fuck them?
Nederland nummer 1
>2agan
Crash was within 3 km, that'll be eliminated.
Can't imagine they won't give them all s.t. as the crash was inside 3km.
I mean girls are almost always retarded when it comes to mechanical things
they stole it
>the absolute state of cort's moustache
lmao
>Fuglsang is hospilized
Did he finish?
look at the jaw on this lad
handsome boy
at least they didn't lock the dog
Yeah forgot about that
Chad of the day:
Mike Teunissen
Probably just a checkup lad
They were totally disillusioned after Groenwegen fell and had trouble finding some enthousiasm for the win.
>that Eddie grab
Richeze too should tell Viviani to fuck off and go for the win.
he looks like your typical dutch inbred autist
Get all the TUEs you can m8
>duitsers
the virgin crashing captain
the chad winning supporter
Somewhat, but I haven't pushed it desu...
No
It wasn't anything related to mechanics though.
Now that I think back to my school times. The female teachers often forget to plug in the power to the socket and always tried to figure out why the Video player / TV / projector and whatever doesn't work....each time the same shit.
They looked like airheads though....maybe looks are deceiving. It was on the road, agricultural area, doubt they could lift the bike and carry it around. It was their mother's I believe that. The other girl had another bike.
is this them
>However, Merckx was caught in three separate doping incidents during his career.
Why do they make a big deal about this doper but shit on Armstrong?
>Hayo Seppelt
Theeere he is! No ARD broadcast without Hayo Seppelt kek.
>airheads
You could have lost you virginity lad.
Merckx is a million times more epic than Armstrong could ever dream of. Plus by most accounts he's not a complete sociopath.
teenage girls are dumb as shit, nothing new
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Because Lance was also a shit person next to being a doper
>14 yo cunny
bit old, still nice
Still a doper though.
>And they fucking forget that they locked their bike, just to stop some random person to check what is wrong with it?
Cleary, that can't be the reason. They must have stopped you with something else in mind. Now just what could that be.
>tfw my dad gave me "tips" for the manager game but i would have gotten more points with my first picks
No, younger, and one of them is blonde.
I have problems judging kids and teenagers these days.
Maybe they were just 12-13.
A free (You)
Even better.
here's one cheesy pizza:
i.imgur.com
>i.imgur.com
Oh you.
Fuglsang stitched up, but nothing broken.
good day