/hoc/

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nobdy cares incel

even when im senile and cant even remember my own name anymore this picture will still make me smile

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dilate

have sex

me on the right

get laid

gotta wage slave tomorrow
c ya fellas

shut the fuck up

youtube.com/watch?v=wvUQcnfwUUM

dilate

ya boiling

good night love you

And now panarin will fuck over the >rags when he’s 32 and becomes the new alexei yashin

Going to one of those >barcades for a bday party tomorrow lads what do? thinking about just autistically conquering a single pinball machine

t. incels

become a pinball wizard

this doesn't get talked about enough here. no one even brought it up when ted was here

Since you are posting shit music are there any hockey players with weird taste in music?

Like if Tie Domi was an diehard ABBA fan

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ok sorry

>rags

lightgun games are way better, and fighting games are top-tier if they have any

jeff skinner likes taytay

cringe yikes

they all listen to normie music from what i can tell. maybe dell and o'reilly listen to good shit

I was told there’s a marvel vs capcom machine and a street fighter 2 turbo. and it’s byob I can enjoy spending 90 minutes for an appearance for a family member bday and leave

youtube.com/watch?v=o3mP3mJDL2k

Shakira > Taylor Swift

GET HIM A BODY BAG!

in no way are shakira's songs better than taylor's

still laughing at this. thanks leaf

I'll accept taytay not too weird in my books.
figured too but was wondering if someone had something else than normie shit. I know that Jere Lehtinen played in a death metal band

basically this. weirdest I know of is lehner's obsession with in flames' shitty albums

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of course, but shape can only get you so far
if you've got a nice tight ass but there's no meat on it whatsoever then what's the point
however i would prefer that over a 400 pound woman's disgusting fat smelly ass no question

for me its always been mariah
youtube.com/watch?v=0habxsuXW4g

he's an admitted mentally ill retard.
i mean, he's a trump fan mate

benus and bagina

for me, it's aaliyah.

what are you gay or something? who gives a fuck about the music lol

post-2000 (breakdown) mariah is trash
aaliyah rules

ORANGE MAN BAD

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>t. the retards spewing buzzwords itt

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still no excuse for having your helmet patterned after "come clarity" instead of "jester race" or "whoracle" or "clayman"

based incel

or just anything at all by that shitty band

>i-i am mentally i-ill
>n-not mentally w-w-weak
can't wait for him to kill kys desu

i miss hockey.

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imagine listening to music for the picture that comes on the album.
porn is porn, music is music.

Two threads in a row ive been having so much fun, I haven't even noticed we hit 500 posts

t. never heard goliaths disarm their davids

So what? Toronto was a basketball city for 3? 5 weeks?

too many fart sniffing Canadians in this thread

tfw cant burgerman post anymore because i don't want to get teased for losing the cup...
this is a horrible feeling.

absolutely fucking boiling

whats happening?

gay

1 day

at least he has 2011. also they finished better this year than all the other teams in the league except 1

did you not see the scene on wednesday?

my dad nigger-rigged a window a/c unit in my room. it's nice and cool, but i'm 100% sure the rig will not hold up and it will fall from the second floor onto whomever's car is parked in the driveway at some point.

cope

block off the driveway

Does marner leave toronto next?

thanks for being nice about it.

Imagine the smell.............

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lads, this is where it's at
youtube.com/watch?v=mCAiBmA_bK8

Pulju is going to unbust and go sicko mode next season

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Why doesn't some fucking barely 4th line plug come out as gay?
Think of the sponshorshit and other fag parade extra money being the first openly homo player in the league

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yep

im beggin ya mate

No, someone else does

Andrew Shaw will literally murder them with his bare hands on ice

i thought there was a guaranteed offersheet coming today?

you say that yet he wants out of edmonton

twinklander

>"dad i think the a/c is loose"
>"nah its fine son"
>push the a/c onto the car
>"told ya"

marner wants a short term contract, no one is giving up 4 first round picks to sign a player for 3-4 years

would be a sound business idea

More likely Kapanen, but it's not impossible

the rumour was one was coming in for marner for 12.5x7 but marner doesn't want more than 5 years

shes so perfect

i think kapanen will stay, hes on a good contract and wants to play in toronto

there are other players they still need to sign right? getting rid of kapy's contract doesn't help with that

He will come and throw frag grenades into the imagined plugs fag parades

Do they have someone who doesn't want to play there?

not anymore as far as we know

I know, that only helps part way.
Nylander is on a NMC until the last year of his contract though

My bet is on their defenseman. Then again the leafs have so much money locked up on two players

I hope he gets out. they don't deserve him

I'm thinking so much right now. Holy shit

>they don't deserve him
pulju is fucking shit, he barely belongs in the nhl

they'll have to give up picks and prospects as well then

careful now

Would the leafs be an actual contender if you would swap any of the 10mil+ (counting marner) players to an legitimate franchise defenseman?

I'm serious. Who's gonna play high stakes poker and come to the strip club tomorrow

>there are other players they still need to sign right?
no, just mitch

the Seattle Sea-Addled, as in they are confused and can't think straight from the becoming sea sick

I thought I could smell something burnt

Alright then

>only one contracted defenceman (among the ones in the current roster) for next season
big yikes!

Yeah, I reackon that could happen

tasty riffs, lads

youtube.com/watch?v=5bBljAYCgzo

they're an actual contender right now

Rielly - Barrie
Muzzin - Ceci
Dermott - Holl

kino

gardiner

>leafs
>contender
oh no
oh no no nono

Dubs and I’ll post it mmmm

hes a UFA, he won't be signing with the leafs

>tfw no finnish gf

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post what?

leave the house once in a while

they want him. and seemingly no one else does.

You guys remember watching Maury then Springer? Daytime tv used to slap

>tfw stay home from school "sick"

Look at that mongrel face

Leafs fans have been posting their on paper lineups in hype for years now and it never amounts to anything.

>that third pairing

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the crowd roasts were the best
youtube.com/watch?v=cYrOKLcsymE

>they want him
They would keep him if they had room, but they don’t, so they won’t. From what I’ve heard there are a few other teams interested but gardiner doesn’t necessarily want to play with them

yeah but they haven't had a defense this good in years

Dermott is probably better than ceci

oh im laffin

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unironically still miss watching le triangle head man play

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fef

Has there been anyone as talented at handling the puck since Datsyuk and the Sedins left?

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that is one BITTER moronto fan

True. although I'm not quite sure about that 3rd pairing. And still not one of those is even nearly franchise level number one defender

>S T A Y
>S C A R E D
>M 8

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man he was still unreal towards the end of his tenure, my favorite wing 2bh desu lad

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>although I'm not quite sure about that 3rd pairing.
They’re young but they played together with great chemistry in the minors and Dermott has already proven himself an nhl tier defensemen, played better than zaitsev for sure
>And still not one of those is even nearly franchise level number one defender
Rielly has 20 goals and 52 assists last season

dude......stoned

*seth rogen laugh*

just started an amazon in d2 for the first time lads

I sort of feel bad for zaitsev. He wasn't happy that his team wasn't good.. and then he got traded to a dumpster fire.

Read Saya no Uta last night, it was good

enjoying the erp?

he didnt like the laffsnet media he wanted to play in some irrelevant market

i feel like the sedins single-handedly perfected and buried the true offensive zone cycle

smoking pot at the appropriate time lads

weebs out

just can't shake this feeling of johnny bony jony getting heemed tomorrow

Xheattle Dickgirls

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no, this is Yea Forums

I hate it when newfags fresh from Yea Forums try to force shitty memes

real pookcific hours

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cringe
based

hellishly embarrassing

Why is google compiling a database of homeless ‘nam vets

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those are just random pictures people have taken with their pixel

Possibly even more worrisome

holy fuck bros, he didn't stay

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fuck off, floorsqueaker
I'm mad that I even know what you're talking about

it's too bad you're a basketball nation now

who the fuck are you talking about?

Ufc 239 will he cancelled after tomorrow's earthquake

Took me a sec to figure it out and I’m from the GTA
Either way no one here cares about apehoop stfu

lmao hongcouver zoomershit btfo

my niggas!

>imagine spending your friday night browsing /hoc/
Sad!

huomenta

it's morning

>4 year, $142m contract
>$35m a year
>to jog back and forth on the floor a bit and occasionally throw a ball into a hoop

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the nba has a $24billion tv broadcasting contract in place with e!spn right now.
the nhl by comparision only has a $2billion tv broadcasting contract in place with nbc, and a $5bill(cad) contract with rogers.

isnt one of the tv contracts ending in a year or two? I've seen a lot of people speculate that the cap will go up a lot whenever they complete the tv contract negotiations

>nba has a $24billion tv broadcasting contract
how is that profitable for espn? do people actually watch apehoop?

are you just pretending to be retarded?

i think viewership has gone down a lot, especially when golden state just won everything

no, it actually went up

just like my boner lol

shut the fuck up faggot you're not funny

have sex

dilate

for me it's sending a nice crisp pass directly onto the other teams stick at the blue line

>be the nucks
>make ploffs in 2020
>JT Miller scores the 1st round series winning goal
>meanwhile Tampa gets swept in the 1st round AGAIN
Just imagine the amount of seething from >blots fans that would ensue

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based burns

you mean like this season when they all went quiet? except for >standings poster that just tried to cope for a day or two and left? i don't think they have real fans

several teams have already expressed regret about passing on podkolzin

what if the big one happens tonight, lads?

bulju wasnt playing around

>few years from now pettersson and podkolzin are 1 and 2 in league scoring
>benning pulling off absolute HEISTS in the draft

cantpucks fans masturbating in public again, I see

florida panthers 2017-2019

who's your team? probably trash. i say anaheim

and then dahlin keeps busting and quinn becomes the best dman of his draft class

at least >we'll make the playoffs this season

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>dahlin keeps busting
ah yes, pretending to be retarded i see

why up so late? like rph that much?

DIE

any time I have more than two days off work my sleep schedule gets thrown off

falling asleep to Planet Earth on BBC lads

boop

thinking about bulju

don't boop me you fucking faggot >:(

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BY MY HAND

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johnny manlet exposed

wew

fucking johnny manlet not blocking shots for the team

poodreau

>matheson
>-24
that's what he gets for messin' with the wrong skelly

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>12 hits
>12 blocked shots
>in 82 games

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that mark stone guy is pretty good

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was he actually a positive for the sens? jesus christ

Jarmo should have traded Bob and Bread for some draft picks instead of keeping them and giving all the first round picks to some losers. Now they're fucked for the next couple of years, but at least we all have The Sweep.

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what site is that?

>talking heads for the next two or three years will be asking what happened to the teds.
these are great days we're living, bros.

fauxsports
foxsports.com/nhl/stats?season=2018&category=DEFENSE&group=1&sort=8&time=0&pos=0&team=0&qual=1&sortOrder=1

my favorite part so far was when THN pretended the gamble was totally worth it and other GMs should do the same in future years

Thanks friend

the real heroes of hokki

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brent burns is unironically better than mitch marner

If only edler wasn't hurt for a third of the games every season

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>1 full season out of 13
Yikes, and they just signed him to a new 2 year/12 mil contract. Brave move

For me it's that time he did this

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>You know, they just took our dream, our lifetime dream from us, and everything we’ve worked for our entire lives.
>You can’t describe it.

>in 12 full seasons of playing in the NHL Edler has averaged 66 games per season (regular season)
Makes me think

not just him. tanev has never lasted more than 70 games in a season.

What's in the water in Vancouver?

failure and despair, mostly

LET MY BULJU GO

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sad

BULJUUU

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MFW nuckies

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>rags

where my niggus at

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huomenta jussi

youtube.com/watch?v=bUr9InzFEBw

free bulju from the chain gang

free bulju school walk out at 9:00am 31.8.2019

lets show them that if you fuck with bulju you fuck with all of us.

thats saturday

youtu.be/cMOAXm94VWo

they should let drake mediate marner contract talks

>be the nucks
>make ploffs in 2020
"no"

henlo where are the discussions about finland ???

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>le ian mackaye
>le straightedge
grow the fuck up

>he's mad because some guy in some band doesn't drink
fascinating

Might post something later today

wish you could smell my flatulence right now

imagine not being a fan of >my team

youtube.com/watch?v=5Scelglv_24

>87 days

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god morgon

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moro mitä poro :DDD

what did ovi mean by this

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he is a bydlo

CRAPO KAKKO

jealous

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I went to a hockey game this evening and my team lost 7-0 but there was a loli sitting in front of me and her arm brushed my leg once and I felt funny

well, i don't really give a shit about that sport. But at least it will keep the media talking about that for another week or two, and Marner won't be front and center every goddamn day.

thinkgen of winter

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>1,489 for 98E
>mfw 1,650 now here

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same

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what happens in the location I have marked?

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pusy

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not much

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canada btfo yet again lads

did you know canada invented the zipper :-D

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did you all get together and invent it or was it just like one guy

I've got a zipper for you right here
*unzips dick*

Who's getting an offer sheet next and by who?

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Just had sex lads, waiting for her to get out of the bathroom so I can go

what's his name mate?

They're a bunch of socialists up there, they did it all together

Why are they called socialists when they're usually the least social people you've ever seen?

Sam(antha)

its a oxymoron

what the fuck did you just call me? I'm not a moron

S

sorry sir i didnt mean to offend you

Are Canadians polite or is it just a meme?

I generally find them to be polite. Especially in smaller towns, but that's usually the case in America too.
t. Michigander

in public, yes

>white + small town = yes
>brown + big city = no

what's going to happen to Laine?

I would describe them as passive aggressive

8 years 11 mil

offer sheet from montreal?

Rocket next season

You guys got your 60$ all weather jerseys yeah.
benchclearers.com/

These earthquakes have been crazy

maybe but i think winnipeg will match anything 11 mil or under

those are fucking gay

Hello r/casual

go shill your faggot tank tops somewhere else pusy

where do i go to find sexy black girls who will have sex with me

>reeeee
>must be a shill
>no one can possibly like what I don't
You're programming is showing NPC

>Posts an obvious advertisement
>Gets defensive when called a shill

>posts something I dont like
>HE MUST WORK FOR THE COMPANY

Not (you)ing you anymore, hawk your wares elsewhere

the shill is boilin

>I'm admitting defeat
Thank you kind retard

y u hef 2 b mad

Your 2020 Stanley Cup Champions

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shape is more important than size

for both ass and breasts

what the fuck is a tit skittles

nobody knows, or cares.

60$ all weather jerseys

wtf

I would love to see him playing for an American team desu. suits his personality more.

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Friendly reminder that everyone here is gay but me.

Bend over and let me prove it

You never been here so you wouldn't know

You already did, faggot.

What do you think about this Übermensch specimen?
eliteprospects.com/player/395520/marcus-kallionkieli

Finnpill me on Veps

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What a garish flag

>hanging out with a pack of fags
pretty gay thing to do

>toronto media now saying basketball will be the biggest sport in canada
wtf

rightful finnish clay

I write it off as charity

That's pedosotans

thanks a lot mitch

as I said before, for the sake of binland and hueland I hope he isn't a bust

>born 2001
Kill me

KARPART OFFERSHEET LAINE

kaapo kakko will win the selke, rocket, conn smythe, hart and calder next season
cap this

t. finnish insider man

im not gay you are gay

im going to army on monday fug :DDD

under age ban

where to

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fuck off Veeti.

sodankylä

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nice, many mornings to you

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hajoa homeeseen ja itikoihin, mortti :DDD

t. II/13 pst-sika

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Why are some finish barracks small and green while the others al large and gray?

>>

My garden is lookin good lads, cucumbers celery tomatoes and onions this year but I gotta do some weeding

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wheres the basedplant you cuck

Garden is too big to fit in one pic

kaapo kakko?

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Busto Busto

obsessed

My Jackie’s are winning the cup with based Finnish goaler

Pretty sure you have to be 18

you called?

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Thinking about this big bvll

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>havent paid much attention to the nhl
>see the avs traded Barrie and Kerfoot for Kadri and a scrub
Man, Sakic got fleeced on that one.

Kadri isn’t that bad though. Again people forget that he can be a scoring threat

9:28am. Should I get out of bed?

Yes and mow your lawn kiddo

/hoc/ chad vs /f1/ manlet

just woke up

Friendly reminder that the Hawks are now a playoff team and that Thuggy P Kane and Based Toews are going to shit all over your flyover city

Shut the fuck up chiraq

Smoking a dude ted and listening to beatles lads

The Beatles are mediocre

chicago is a flyover city and toews is geriatric.
have fun with that.

go be a homo zoomer someplace else

Today is Kotkaniemi's birthday. Say something nice to Finland.

Love Finland
Love Quebec
Simple as

Quebec is nice.
Toronto is a shithole.

Oh no Paul is going to throw himself off his yacht now

T. Homo zoomer

He would need Yoko's permission first

just about to wake up, lads

Finland is not Alberta.

The Beatles are reddit: the band

Love
>finland
>goals
>hits
>fights
>beers
Hate
>gays
>the sun
>"play makers"
>"player safety"

This is the post

Best post in /hoc/

based

Powerful.

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IT'S UP
youtube.com/watch?v=Q21g3iGhJ48

>he doesn’t like playmakers
God you know McDavid is a playmaker

Not a playoff maker though lmao

need me a quick rundown on that image

>playmaker
>more like gaymaker

I think Toronto sucks

Well yes, it's a basketball city now

Bump

Is it in Alberta so I can hurl loonies at the sloots?

underrated post

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>rags

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For me, it's Andy Greene

neighbours having fun without me

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kadri will never play with his heart on his sleeve in small bumfuck denver

I didnt know find had fun

Yeah, but you have /hoc/ without them :)

big dic cric
smol coc hoc

*dabs*
later virgins

gonna drink a case of yuengling and play pinball lads

Toronto ciggarettes

Xheattle Dickgirls

i have to admit that over the last year Finalnd has really starting to grow on me lads

playmakers BTFO

We are all Finns in God’s image

Why can’t brit bongs produce a single NHL player?

because they’re a black and muslim cric poo nation

chickenwing shoulder blades

helsinki is a homosexual city

God damn it. Benning can close the deal on some super tall pylon but he can't on the only scoring winger on the team coming off of an elc! Reeeee!!!!!!

so is Raleigh

tfw got twitter shamed for saying the bruins should trade krejci.

i dont disagree

>tfw you realize the nhl is pay to win
>and mcphee still fucked it up

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oh my god somebody DO something
i'd take a mediocre player signing a reasonable contract at this point

terribly misinformed

Frig off Randy

>Sabres signed Marcus Johansson for 2 years at 4.5M per year
Not bad if he can stay healthy

marchand will probably just flying-elbow him onto the IR again

Im back

missed you babe

You’re a grizzled old 4th line boomer vet who is ringchasing willing to take veterans minimum...

Which team do you go to on a one year deal?

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Good to see you man, we were just talking about you

Toronto

Montreal (for the slags)

good one, nigel

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Getting in the shower you lads want anything?

Golden Knights

post shower

just ask Jason Spezza

lgbtning. probably

yeah, if the other choice is fucking ottawa, sure

The preds will win the cup this year

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>Spezzety
>alfredetty
Heatley was Ottawas Michaels

a lot more teams were interested in him than Ottawa
who wouldn't want a guaranteed solid 4C on their lineup for minimum wage

youtube.com/watch?v=5k293MR--EE
What are we doing this saturday night /hoc/?

Spezza is gay and I hope he catches AIDS

think about deep pucks and shots on goal

getting drunk and high and watching something on tv to forget about my miserable existence for another night

You wanna maybe do that together?

hes not really a >guaranteed solid 4C anymore. he should have retired a couple years ago.

@Nalle_Puh29 4m

Hanging out @ Sams lakehouse, where everyone at? Gonna head out on the boat with some babes in a second here

Sounds sad. Cheers to that.
Just got myself a couple of cheap beers and a few lonkeros I had in my fridge. Haven't drank in months.

>cigar on porch this evening
>dinner
>maybe some vidya
>usual /hoc/ shitposting

same old shit Binland, same old shit

>last played 2 days ago
R.I.P. laine

i don't want to do anything with anybody

ville heinola showed him the new zoomer games

thinking about juicy steaks

Playing Okami, lads

Skate sharpening

playing sf alpha 2

Im on the highway to hell, lads

puck washing

Listening to Anthrax

...

for me it's comfy 80s music

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Whats winnipegs D gonna look like next season?

gonna be a big hard D

:DDDDD

pretty based

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You want t see it babe? What's your SC haha

Risky move: Islanders or Flames

Well I used to be in diamond but I dont really play nowadays

Wish I could personally destroy Frank Vatrano and punt his stupid fucking face as he lays on the ground in a pool of blood until his life leaves his body

yikers

say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

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nice afternoon outside, lads

just woke up

stay woke lad

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Look at the size of that Dale. He's starting to look massive

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tfw want to drink coffee but it's too late

Unironically Carolina.

Just remembered that time the Pooins were kill lads.

Just turned on a full pot

just urinated

just pooped

who do you support

just dabbed

just DUDED

had an ES energy drink myself juist now

Are there any current nhl players who are known to take a brew or two before the games to calm their nerves?

just camed

Releasing my fecal matter

just storm surged

just had a thought

Trying to decide if I should do dinner with a lady friend or order skip and get fucking shittered in the dark and post here all evening for CFL double header

Just fucked my shit up

have sex

i'm sipping tea

Just ate pussy

one would be more short term satisfying in every sense of the word, the other might help improve your social skills

if your chance of getting laid are 50% or more, go with her for dinner. If not, fuck it why bother, shitpost here with the rest of us

thinking about pizza grandiosa (triple cheese)

Just dilated

thinking about a certain end of thread reminder

just ate kebab ranskalaisilla

end of thread reminder tavares is overrated shit

excited to share some posts in the new thread

just planned a fishing trip

end of thread reminder that Jesse will awaken to the tune of 30 goals this season.

2 minutes for tripping

500

just took my first sip

*flosses*

MAKE A FUGGIN NEW

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>no new thread

cringe (not based)

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