/nrl/ round 16 preparedness edition

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my /nrl/ family

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>All Peensland teams will be in the bottom 4 after this round

Fucking BASED

fuck off nightshit

Yea Forums was blocked when I installed my new router lads, had to change my DNS. Very strange

I gott a keep dtyhe fread alice so /afdl/ doesnt beat us int he code wrs

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pooriers need to win otherwise cowpoos jump ahead with the bye

What mental disorders do you have lads?
I have depression, anxiety, slight autism, ADD and OCD

How does /nrl/ pronounce router?
roo-ter or row-ter

i alternate between the two

I meant rau-ter btw

I don't pronounce anything in any way because I'm a virgin with no friends and so have nobody to physically talk to IRL

Surely you pronounce things in your head, though?

now this a cringeworthy attempt at spotting a nightshite post and REEKS of newfaggotry

no, just things in your head

What does the 'N' in NRL stand for again??????

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where's based richo at?

Dunno m8, the nrl has teams in as many states or territories as the afl does though

trip on

>3qld teams
>10 Poo south wales teams

The Broncos and the Cowboys keep the league alive and you know just as well as I do that there is too many NSW teams

>all smellbourne teams border each other in the CBD and all play out of the one ground
>GOATydney teams are geographically diverse and play in sometimes multiple stadiums dedicated to their own team

Sydney NSW teams don't play in stadiums they play in local parks in front of 50 people

The poocos are against another pissbane team, and its literally all their fault peensland doesn't have another team.

Poocos will have to get over it because that's a huge market share waiting to be snapped up for the NRL

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The N stands for New South Wales, the biggest and most important state in the country

The 3 biggest clubs in the NSWRL are literally 2 Qld and Poocastle

There's a reason no one watches BRL anymore cuck

Nobody watches boy's rugby league anymore because based women are the future

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fuck that's hot

I'm such a fuck up lads

It stands for me lad

uh sweatie it’s actually TWO grounds in the city they play out of
be humble, sit down

wish i could do that to a womans face

If a man started bleeding he'd probably go off for a HIA or some shit lmao

because men have brains

has this been the threaD of the year?

honestly this thread has been quite shit

spastic freshcunt spotted

i've enjoyed it so far

#loveislove

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Nigger Rugby League

Stop

Jaguares are choking lads.

Who /atthegame/ here?

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thinking about going but all my friends bailed on me. dont think i can do it alone t b h

Based fucking N

Jaguares are choking lad

Stacy Jones going in for a donut lads

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Come down lad. Don't be a literal fairweather fan.

Literally tougher than any Aussie rules fumble ball player in history.

We all are cobber. We all are.

>Tom Hawkins is the best one on one marking forward in the competition
Thanks Richo

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Do NOT like Pooiors jersey lads. Prefer them black like my gfs.

Sorry, I meant bfs.

It's cute how he thought that calling me a based homosexual was some kind of insult lads.

Are you in there user?

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Based Elite You

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Catch the ball lads

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Me on the right wearing the hat and glasses

yummy

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Dead poomunity

>When she doesn't do the dishes

I'm literally hidden behind the left hand post and the trainer's shoulder.

HE DROPPED IT
BASED NIKO

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BASED

Afl is a more entertaining, popular and successful sports league than the Nrl

AFL has too many controversy for my liking, it's always in the news.

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>afl
>appearing in the news
Cucktorian detected

>cucktorian watching NRL
Very logical

People like whimpy sports like GayFL and soccer. That much is true.

Excellent post

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What is the background of that photo?

>Still the last??????
>6 more
WTF refs

Please watch our sport

>worriers

From Darwin

quick question chaps

So is NRL completely neglected in Perth and Aussie Rules completely neglected in Sydney/Melbourne?

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Holy fucking based

League is massive in Melbourne, rugby is massive in Sydney and Perth prefers Unioon

Getting $2,142 tax back lads, thinking Penrith brothel, they really have the best Aussie whores who want the lebo dick

NRL is most popular in: NSW/Sydney Queensland, ACT/Canberra, Northern Territory and New Zealand
Whereas Afl is Melbourne/Sa/Wa and they have a few teams in NSW and Qld but they’re literally on the brink of collapse as no one follows them

Virgin here, I just don't know if I can go to a brothel. I won't be able to get it up because I'll be thinking the whole time that this chick has had 30 guys in her just today.

they just want your money

Commentators and talking heads always carry on about Blake Green being good. The dickhead is a straight up reserve grader masquerading as a first grader.

I guarantee if Perth and Adelaide get an NRL team it will become 100x more popular than Gayfl

>Leb
>has to go to dirty whores for sex
Makes sense

t. never been to either state

Fully sick reply

I know

Why does the Poocastle pitch always look like shit?

Same with NZ's pitch, it has to be the lighting

>not knowing his name
BASED racists

>pitch

Didn't think they were playing cricket

The ABSOLUTE state of Poo Zealand

Is Kayo fucked for anyone else?

>an area of ground marked out or used for play in an outdoor team game.
Kys

Working fine for me m8

easiest bait of my life

Time to change internet providers I guess, Aussie Broadband is suppose to be the best

Why is Stephen Kearny a first grade coach?

Why aren't you?

Mine is pretty fucked tbqh and I’ve got decent internet

For $9 I got 14 packs of Alfredo & 14 packs of Mac and cheese of Amazon

Based price errors

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Wouldn't pay $2 for that shit m8

Based Uni student

>rugby league isn't a scienc-

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I'm 38

Mac and cheese can be nice but it's absolutely not filling even in the slightest so you have to eat something else after so you might as well just eat the something else instead in the first place

Based man with one foot in the grave.

Stubbs said he hasn't even read a book in his life, his wife read him a book one time when he was ill, and that's it. Charlatan.

Who hired those cheerleaders fucking Richo?

I make a meal out of them idiot, I added 500g of chicken, a heap of mushrooms, carrots, garlic and onion, add 4 packs, milk and water and it makes about 5 delicious meals

The only book I've ever read was Without Remorse by Tom Clancey

Based self-taught master

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Forward pass on the shoulders of literal refball.
Why do Refs hate GOATcastle lads

Autodidacticism involves reading

>poocastle

youtube.com/watch?v=327r7o_3bGI

Me? I read manga

Not if you have Platonic intuition.

Platonic is my trigger word

Tipped PISSCASTLE LADS
FUCK MY LIFE

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the /nrl/ loves you all lads

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>taking the poo

Do Braith and Finchy bond over Candice now they're both old and dodged the bullet?

Who's candice? Is she single does she like virgins?

what's "decent" internet in australia? like 15mbps?

I did the quiz on Beyond Blues website one day lads. It told me to seek help immediately.

based refs missing the forward pass

Probably 50mbps in the NBN era

it should contact the police and they break down your door and drag you away

based danny

I get 96 down and 35 up for 90 bucks a month unlimited

Beyond Blue is a scam, they actually don't help you, it's all about 'awareness' of mental health, not actually fixing the problem

How the fuck does that help anyone?

It's true.
>teenagers are killing themselves at crazy rates
>we need more mental health money
>never asks why they are killing themselves

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What does "danny" mean?

i rang them up once when i was in a really shit place and had some pajeeta answer the phone. she kept talking over the top of me and would say "yeah, yeah, yeah, uh huh, yeah" over and over again. unbelievable

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KEKEKEKKEKEKEKEK

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Whoops :)

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Dads in the shed playing powderfinger again while mum is going clubbing with her friends

Got the house to myself yewlllllll

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Mrs Dave Warner. Only if they're pro athletes.

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Has anyone here actually BEEN to Newcastle

Voss should take fob cock out of his mouth

qld?

Yeah I've been a few times.

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Yeah once, saw willy mason at fannys

i live here

Was this before or after being Dunny Bill'd?

Both Braith and Finch before.

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Really? Why?

Newcastle is gay

Gross I'm a virgin but I don't want aids.

RIP

Oh fuck there's a new season of mad as hell on lads

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>19
>already more successful than you

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The refs are fucking out of their minds tonight lads

Im a huge fucking loser with too much time on my hands so I've watched every game of NRL so far this season. No team has been refballed out of more wins than The Warriors lads.

Remember when Ivan was the future of the Wallabies?

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She looks like she would be good in BLACKED porn

>that face

LAOM

>19
took him long enough

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Please someone webm that high 10 please.

Wow does she like virgins?

Candice is like an uglier version of based Megan Barnard. Can anyone name all the blokes who've dicked her?

That was a huge choke on big maori cock by shitcastle then

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based poocastle running it on the last

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CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE

I haven't seen choking that bad since TokyoFaceFuck

KEK

>spaghetticastle

Do NOT think Pete is on the list and was rather just hamming it up for the cameras back when Candy was a Sydney it-girl.

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would really appreciate some alanabutt

Always download the anime paintjobs in Forza. that's my motto

>The Shanty town of new castle

lovely breed them

>in a syndicate at work
>my bet was for the knights to win
>mfw they lost

>tfw 3 from 3 tips

You deserve it mate
Tipping GOATcastle in this situation is dumb since, as we saw, without at least some of their star hires there's noone to pull off the win in the tough spots

the weird balding guy in the office fucked up our multi again lads

Thinking about reporting some slackers gambling on company time at work to management lads

cringe

bullshit cunt

kys faggot

what are Canterbury's chances of beating the Knights next weekend?

m8, they were pretty easy tips

Good I think. 2 day turn around after origin, no poonga, probably no piss

>nightshit

Completely dependent on who backs up for the Knights

honestly pretty good nightshit post detection

>LE U R NIGHTSHIT XDXD

kys newcunt

Can I get a rundown on how to detect NS posts now that he doesn't use his trip?

Watching 2fast2furious ladies

lurk moar freshie

nightshit was literally posting with his trip on an hour ago m8

>tfw no croat-flip mutt gf

sometimes I wish I'd wake up with a huge zit on my chin just so I could pop it into my mirror like I used to in high school in the mornings

Sometimes I wish I'd wake up with huge tits on my chest just so I could feel tits for once in my life

lol

Dilate

Sometimes I wish I'd wake up to a cricket bat wielding maniac standing over me who would then proceed to bludgeon me to death.

>that suncorp netball ad about girls not playing sports
cringe

Allanabutt NOW

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>New Zealand
Nice.

The left is three times the size of the right

Just like I'm three times the size of a healthy, non-obese man

What the fuck, why are they skipping tokyo drift, this is bullshit

Right is a free (ie dangling) earlobe. Left is a connected earlobe.

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