/mlb/

filtering this out.. Im out.. cant handel it no more.. mets fan btw

Attached: darkest knight.jpg (640x771, 86K)

and this is why /mlb/ is garbage: too many shit posters for shit teams

Attached: stop.jpg (440x531, 66K)

You people are insane. I'm going back to Fangraphs where they respect me.

Attached: images.jpg (194x259, 7K)

Guys, I'm from LA and the constant earthquakes are scaring me the big one might be coming. What's a good state that doesn't have to worry about earthquakes/tornadoes/hurricanes or constant flooding?

There aren't actually MLB fans of other teams who watch Angels games just to get the honor of watching Mike Trout, are there?

mest

Attached: anonymous2-1024x602.jpg (1024x602, 108K)

Spotted the libshit coastal faggot

Team salary rankings:
1. Boston Red Sox $225,463,226
2. New York Yankees $218,120,940
3. Chicago Cubs $211,108,462
4. Los Angeles Dodgers $198,000,308
27. Pittsburgh Pirates $77,252,702
28. Miami Marlins $75,248,677
29. Baltimore Orioles $73,886,510
30. Tampa Bay Rays $62,857,663

Top 4 payrolls: 209-141 (.597)
Bottom 4 payrolls: 150-198 (.431)

Please give 1 (5) reasons why this is acceptable in a professional sport and why there isn't either a team salary floor or cap. Why is it ok for one team to buy four times the value of players of another team in the same league? Why is it ok for Derek Jeter to make an extra $100 million a year in pure profit to run a team of single A losers while sitting in a suite drinking jew jew cum while teams like the Yankees actually spend money?

Attached: joshhader.jpg (639x520, 80K)

"muh farms"
"muh guns"
"muh polygamy"

you retarded or something?

>I believe everything my Jewish overlords tell me

Yikes

Legend whispers of the pitcher who once recorded three outs in an inning...

Seething

Enjoy never being a part of the USA retard. Low IQ confirmed

say it aint so... 3 outs...1 inning.. no....i wont believe it

yes because everyone on the east coast does that. meanwhile the midwest is hillbilly central

Attached: download.png (225x225, 5K)

there aren't hills in the midwest your tard

kurt from kansas city is really seething tonight

central bro...there is no point of arguing with fools... keep your cool brother.... he is a misguided soul and must find his way...

stick it up your ass pussy

my apologies... I should have known you weren't in the mood... I sincerely apologize.. it won't happen again.

Not whole games but I often keep an eye on Angels games and turn them on when his at bats come around.

>flyover states

CUBS FAN HERE!!!!!!!

Attached: cubsbear.gif (320x348, 133K)

As soon as someone says "ass pussy" this guy shows up!

twisns

Attached: 1560309289073.gif (261x261, 35K)

filtered :)

oh welcome to the filter idiot

No one going to comment on these numbers? So this is just a boring unbalanced semen slurping sport that rips off the fans? Guess I'm go back to watching football and basketball. Later retards.

Attached: hader.jpg (639x520, 76K)

Sorry

>Guess I'm go back to watching football and basketball.
good

>CUBS FAN HERE!!!!!!!
Well hello there.

wow almost 6 hours for a 1-0 win feelsgoodman

Attached: 1559081487641.jpg (356x370, 49K)

>Guess I'm go back
retard alert

Cubniggers should be killer. Bandwagoning fucks

>under 200,000,000
dodgers small ballers now, chumps

Please let us discuss the race of individual players. Shall we begin with Rizzo?

a nigger

Begin with this dick and stroke it in your mouth

suck my cock cocksucker

Begin with my ass retard

begin by eating shit and dying

After Rizzo we’ll discuss Kopech, Gallo and Yelich.

>yankees are the only team with less than 30 losses
jeez must really stink to be big losers like the other 29 teams in the league.

Attached: arod mode.jpg (1024x515, 149K)

how about we discuss my foot in your ass

Fuck off were full

Baseballs tampa bay lightning

i hear texas could use some basedboys like yourself :3

Bravos desu yo~

>>yankees are the only team with less than 30 losses
Fewer

Have home runs lost all meaning in the juiced ball era? Players I never heard of before are already at 20 home runs.

yes and it's depressing

Player's don't want a salary cap and they shouldn't.

They need to take corrective action. Some fences need to be moved back, the mound needs to be raised, and they need a deader ball with open source specifications so Manfred can't keep fucking with it.

juiced players > juiced balls

Attached: 1532343589723.png (824x720, 430K)

This is the worst-kept secret. Something needs to stop Rob Manfred from tinkering with the ball. He wants to move the mound back too, but also shorten games.

So I guess in MLB's fantasy world, the ideal game is like 10-8 in 2.5 hours. Good luck with that.

>his team has 30+ loses

Attached: 92D49A27-E479-4D8F-8C5D-EC97764A0345.png (1334x750, 871K)

fuck the dodgers and fuck the cubs

Attached: bravesguy.png (534x629, 77K)

oriole mets own the cubyals

Literally two years ago people were complaining about the mound needing to be lowered and offense being ded with pitchers having the advantage, this shit goes in cycles, in a few yeArs people will be moaning about the lack of runs scored again

That said meme stadium like Yankees and Phillies are a cancer but they were before the balls got juiced too

it's way more infuriating to watch a game in yankee stadium than CBP for some reason

Attached: SmartSelect_20190629-194641_Chrome.jpg (718x655, 295K)

D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S

Attached: 1476421843711.png (566x800, 305K)

>the los angeles bills

look at charlie blackmon's home/road splits this year lol

>Doyers lose

No es beuno!!

Attached: 1477195135084.jpg (1062x1062, 270K)

Same thing with arenado he isnt worth what they paid him on any other team

They gave Blackmon player of the month award for being extra coors babby in june

Mike trout is the best athelete literally ever

>mest

>look mom I posted it again

Mets are the best team in baseball

We wuz aces

>prairie police

How do we fix the AL West?

Attached: file.png (2256x1090, 506K)

they should include the wild cards imo

>be houston
>lose

I'm just looking at division title stats right now.

there's what you want though.

Attached: file.png (1132x729, 111K)

Why do you do this to me??

Attached: 153826364868611.jpg (598x333, 52K)

I dropped Oscar Mercado for Adam Jones in fantasy, right move?

Who?

Which one? Well you must know who Adam Jones is then. I had Jones originally just been dropping and adding my last OF spot all the time.

Oh yeah I threw peanuts at him once lol thatw as epic

Let's go baby.
We are number 1
All day baby
Wrecking crew coming through boys

I had no idea

lol the rays are a complete joke, but you knew this already.
barstoolsports.com/newyork/the-rays-lost-in-extras-to-the-yankees-so-that-counts-as-a-win-for-them

>NOOOOOO STOP WINNING
>IT'S NOT FAIR PEOPLE WANT TO PAY TO SEE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE GOOD
the state of gaysconsin

That fish game sucked last night
>zero offense from either side
>camargo before dansby
>rain delay in the 7th
>aussie Pete Jersey got soaked walking back to my car

crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2019/07/06-1/la-dodgers-fans-get-a-colossal-treat-with-visit-from-attack-on-titan-mascot

Attached: 011_size10.jpg (1568x1044, 454K)

Carlos Carrasco diagnosed with leukemia
PLEASE ANYONE BUT HIM

Kluber gave him AIDS huh

Leukemia is cancer you idiot

Yeah Cleveland will do that

>Mets
How do they do it?

Poorly.

Let's make some predictions. The doyers are 37-10 at home but 23-20 away. They will decline immediately after the ASB when they'll have to play 7 straight road games.

I predict the Braves will collapse as well.

Citi Field will sink into a hole and nobody will know about it for two weeks.

prosportsdaily.com/articles/an-lapd-detective-was-charged-with-75-counts-for-secretly-recording-men-in-the-bathroom-at-angels-stadium-576850.html

out of date, cubs signed Krimbel but zobrist got cuckolded by a christian rock singer and opted out of his money. My guess is the cubs are tied with the yaks of slightly above now.

>tfw your wife makes you wear a chastity cage and holds your children and life fortune hostage while she fucks every roadie and personal trainer in 30 states

Attached: 12424241.jpg (1286x857, 335K)

>los gaygeles

excuse me, you seem to have made a mistake. it's actually
>Los Gaygeles Gaygels of Gaynaheim

>gay analheim

Why hasn't he been thrown into Lake Michigan with cement shoes, /mlb/?

Attached: craigcounsell-getty-ftr-071217jpg_tkg8rmt7xyv414kef9ukg85cc.jpg (960x540, 58K)

Get rid of him and broors go 162-0

I think this whole soap opera drama is fucking hilarious.

Did you see the tapdancing buck she chose over her two-time World Series Champion husband?
Black as the night.

lol, i stopped following at one point...she really got blacked?...no...that just makes it too funny. the dude had to have a micropenis and couldn't satisfy that cock-starved whore.

A Christian rapper. I don't know, but... I believe it.

Attached: Untitled.png (1142x521, 250K)

muh side, his slut christian rocker cuckslut wife literally cuckolded him with a christian rapper...what a mudshark!!!!

Attached: 320x0w.jpg (320x320, 26K)

LOL i didn't see the Cardinal hat

BASED

Attached: 1553890550535.png (650x650, 15K)

She's really not THAT attractive. I mean, I'd slam her for sure, but I'm sure that as a Major League ballplayer, he can mush as many sled dogs as he wants, if you get my meaning. I'm sure it stings though. Gotta bruise the ego.

>barves

Would you take two well-earned rings if it meant your one and only love went native with a minstrel?
I dunno. I might.

>stop trying not to cheat, god wants you to!
lmao imagine trying to salvage your life as a famous christian after being an adulterer while married to a guy women would kill to be with

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-07-06 at 1.52.04 PM.png (560x367, 123K)

depends if I truly loved her. I don't think I could deal with my only love doing that. A wife? maybe.

twisns desu

Attached: 1551919258423.jpg (344x344, 31K)

>"God didn't create me to be a perfect Godly girl!!!!!!"

He built me for black cock and to ruin the life of by faithful husbard and our children !!!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUSB LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOMEN

Attached: -1557991392.jpg (470x588, 54K)

Nats desu senpai

Attached: screech.jpg (269x388, 21K)

imagine how many abortions of fucking half mongoloid babies she had...all while singing about how much she loves Jesus...

>yelich is batting .182 over his last 12 games
is this the end of the yelich era?

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-07-06 at 2.20.19 PM.png (994x385, 81K)

>The increasingly nervous Lillies and/or Gnats fan says for the 182nd time this season

>be cusb player
>get so cucked by a cardinal fan that you have to retire
you cant make this shit up

Ben cuckist,,,!

this is a madhouse

mrs. zobrist just couldnt resist that BBC (big bird cock)

nyy v tb gamethread

Attached: servin looks 2.webm (406x720, 2.95M)

Everyone goes through slumps. As long as Manfred keeps the juiced balls and he keeps hitting the ball hard, they'll start finding their way into the stands again.

FIP and FIP- are the two biggest LOSER idiot fucking RETARDED stats in baseball and should always be ignored. It's the copeseethe denial of stats

Attached: brockua holt.jpg (1200x1200, 300K)

tfw nobody cares about the Baseball Birds

It’s literally ERA with extra autism sprinkled on top

Can you believe that Carlos Carrasco has cancer and Aroldis Chapman DOESNT

Royals/Nats thread

the guy is legit really religious and was faithful and legit loved her and obviously when he found out she was cuckolding him with some random nig it literally shattered his mind and like the hands and wrist of a millennial trying to catch a foul ball that he had to quit baseball forever well before a mid season with a winning team.

i almost feel bad for the guy, the two rings honestly prolly weren't worth the spiritual devastation he's in

fucking terrible, cookie is an awesome guy.

>marlels

>marlels

Reminder this team owns the Phillies

got £5k on braves -1.5

how BLACKED am i

r e s d

Joke of an org. Championship wizards lal

sorry m8 this is one of those games the Braves nonchalantly lose

Attached: 001_size10.jpg (1568x1044, 366K)

HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH

[

doesnt everyone hate that show? i watched it one time on Adult Swim and was like... wtf is this shit

>marlins have 13 hits
>6th inning
wtf is this shit

Nats bats making up for all those stranded runners last night

matt bowman looks like he's 15 years old

>his team has 30 or more losses

Attached: 5CDD6731-AD12-47C7-AABD-B4DF07BA248D.gif (200x150, 2.11M)

That Fox sports theme song really pumps me up! It reminds me that football is coming soon.

braves continue to shoot themselves in the foot. at least 2 runs that shoulda scored wasted this game.

Here we go AJ here we go

WHERE IS MY SHITCONGO THREAD (I'm a dumb mobile poster)

cubs at sox

>his team has 30 or more losses
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Attached: average stankees fan.png (645x800, 164K)

>be stankees
>stank it up

don't come to Yea Forums for anime, there's a board for that

shut the fuck up faggot, he asked one question pertaining to why the dodgers would think of putting a shit anime mascot to throw the first pitch.

RAYS DIDN'T BLOW IT
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Attached: excited study.jpg (989x1071, 339K)

Because the dodgers are a shitty organization and are trying to appeal to animefags that only know like 5 shows with that one being one of them

spoke too soon

you're an idiot

still gonna lose the series, bitch

Attached: my yanks..gif (640x360, 2.98M)

no u

>30 or more
>his team has 30 losses
lmao...

the post is clearly mocking the stankees

which one? all of them? all me?

LAAAAA CREAAAAAAAAAATURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>dios mio

>his team doesn't have 60 wins

Attached: 26.png (646x646, 212K)

Do not underestimate the power of Da Bay

Attached: smirk kt 3.png (1035x1078, 1.23M)

LOS STANKEES DE NUEVA YORK

Attached: 12345.png (391x341, 231K)

we run this place!

astros desu

Imagine tying the game in the top of the 9th only to get walked-off in the bottom of the inning.

Attached: 4366.png (717x705, 601K)

>posting 3dpd

I'm fairly certain that the doyer weebs here don't give a shit about AoT

Attached: 1531338976516.png (463x768, 512K)

>the buffalo bills of los angeles

So do dodgers fans like the lakers or do they just bandwagon the winning team?

didnt even know it was anime but ok. i dont watch anime, it was just on tv.

It's a slow show with a disappointing finale. I think that would be perfect for the doyers

seems like you know a lot about it.

I'm like the only person here who watches anime and i can say yes i do. It's dumb

damn, those expos throwbacks are hot

I wonder what based Winci thinks of the throwback Expos jerz

man do i hate those damnable expos throwback jerz

well it seems you're more pathetic than the doyer weebs you were trying to make fun of.

I didn't say i still watch it. also when are they gonna win a world series?

>mests

way to change the subject, weeb.

that word means nothing to me. Now can i implore you on how trash this season is?

i'm not a doydoy fan, i simply called you out on your bullshit.

It doesn't even have a finale, it's not over yet.

This Anime season is pretty meh, i would say out of all the shows only two are watchable.
oh right the next season might be it.

What did he mean by this

>mest

Go Astros desu

C'mon buccos

>barfs

Attached: barves.jpg (680x548, 40K)

should pete rose be in the hall of fame

i read some half-cocked pundit's article saying he should be, along with a full explanation of why the hof is celebrating the player and not the man. the older i get, the more i agree with it

if barry bonds gets in then pete rose should get in

This is madness

yeah, i'm with you. a lot of people forget that bonds was juicing at a time when fucking dozens of other guys were juicing too, which means...you guessed it! he was still a standout player among those

Can anyone explain why gambling is bad? It seems more like a self-control issue than an actual crime.

Attached: 1561342736626.png (440x272, 150K)

no... it's psychopathy

>A source confirmed the NY Post report that Mets general manager Brodie Van Wagenen threw a chair last night in a postgame meeting with manager Mickey Callaway and his coaches, then dismissed Callaway from the room to go conduct his "[expletive] press conference."

the gambling thing i've never had a problem with, even his bookies all say he was gambling on his own team to win. honestly, that kinda kicks ass. the gnarly shit is the middle school girls, that gets indefensible quick

we're coming for that pitching efficiency booty, rays

Attached: 🆙.png (786x774, 33K)

jesus christ the wilpons should just sell the team to someone competent who can clean house

Why would the Wilpons sell? The Mets are incredibly profitable. So long as they make the playoffs every 5 years or so, it's easy to run a very profitable baseball team in metro NYC. Same goes for the Angels and White Sox. Giant markets, don't have to win a whole lot to remain hugely profitable.

>lillies

hm... let me do the investigative work behind this

Attached: hmmm.png (360x201, 16K)

>Why would the Wilpons sell?
I guess I was looking at it from the perspective of someone who wants to win. I forgot for a second there that they don't care about winning and just want money.

Padres @ Dodgers

Raise it. Let's go Bucs.

Which race are Gallo, Rizzo and Recker?

vocaroo.com/i/s1QkK5jDa16I

>mest

Check this 4

Attached: 5d5773b99ac56de22e4490b79f34506e24d0af26_hq.gif (640x360, 176K)

Very impressive. I will now fuck off for my insolence

Attached: 1561194888778.png (954x417, 620K)

At least it’s a win? Jesus christ fix yourself front office

Attached: 5F5358A4-708F-4620-B4A8-2662387529E0.jpg (383x611, 75K)

>mest

Attached: D-w0mMXUwAAC7mw.jpg (1200x799, 160K)

>they cut buck hopler out of the asg commercials
kek
>330 million

>330 million for a ceiling
oh noo

What if I

Attached: HEY.png (400x455, 349K)

Does Jake Arrieta need another round of pilates to stay competitive?

>step into the box and see the pitcher staring you down
what do?

Attached: 1526599940509.png (640x1449, 412K)

Dads win!

hell yeah brother

Attached: 1424900045981.jpg (300x168, 9K)

>doyers
>unironically looking shaky against the dads

Lmao Yankees in 4

fight them.
pitchers are pussies and need to be put in their place.

gg nats, stay mad mest

Attached: 1550895603406.jpg (640x640, 60K)

>throws at your head

Attached: 1528669651632.jpg (1411x1058, 296K)

THE CHADDIES OWN YA

ITTTTTTTTS CHADDIE TIME!

the real dads fan(s) weren't shitposting like this in the gamethread

People are just false flagging m8

lmao shut up bitch we fucking own your sorry ass team

that's what I'm saying

what if a choco bun ran on the diamond hahahah

Attached: 96702.png (778x751, 215K)

im sorry did the yankees play in October yet?

good they can stay away from the comfy threads

just go back to pretending we don't exist.

Attached: dads_win.webm (1276x716, 1.2M)

Why are the dodgers so shit, bros?

They told me they were the best team in baseball

more like the sodgers !

How bad does it have to feel for a team to lose two world series in a row? Doesn't it have to feel like it's pointless at that point to have such successful seasons only to fall short each time?

f*ck!!!

Attached: 1526014011001.jpg (1620x599, 175K)

redditor spotted I repeat redditor spotted he posted a wojie and an asterisk in a swear word!!! wojie rediet!!!

GG dads. Cant win em all.

Attached: 1476481430734.jpg (323x387, 14K)

SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
*belch*
>doyers

Attached: dogdrink.jpg (1280x720, 134K)

guys please don't bully my doyers please

sorry man

Attached: 1477195135084.jpg (1062x1062, 203K)

I train with Pilates in the offseason and in-season on a daily basis. Pilates gets my body into a position where I’m activated, I’m loose and I’m ready to go as soon as I step out onto the field. It aids my warm-up process; it gets me much more ready for the day of activity than any other type of warm-up ever has. And the amount of core strength that I’ve built with Pilates and hamstring strength and hip mobility and mobility in my shoulders and my spine — those are all things that directly correlate with what I have to do on the field.

I kind of brought Pilates to the Cubs. I went to Ricketts, Jed, Theo, and I told them this is our way to be innovative. In five to 10 years, every clubhouse in baseball is going to be doing this. I think at first a lot of guys were skeptical. But as time has gone by, the amount of guys that are taking part in either a morning routine of Pilates or an afternoon session is pretty high. I’d say there’s been 15-20 guys that are actively using Pilates. And they are all seeing the added benefit.

Attached: 1467705345201.jpg (236x242, 10K)

Only OLD oldfag remember pilatesposting

Harper is the most overhyped bust of this generation. He won't be in the league 5 years from now as they'll opt to pay him out.

The Phillies are just the Mets in slow motion

He put up one good year. One! What the fuck were the Phillies thinking?

only ancient fags remember "Yu mad?" posting...Mmmm...back in the days...

yu mad?

oh yu mad

kek

Attached: your-team-didnt-make-a-trade-mlbmeme-yu-mad-the-26485183.png (500x614, 78K)

schwarbie owns ya

Attached: AADVqWl.img.jpg (1200x630, 62K)

dodgersnation.com/manny-machado-bets-contract-padres-winning-world-series-before-dodgers/2019/07/05/

oh these schwarbie assholes are relentless

Fuck off, Yankees! Minor is ours and you cant have him!

Attached: rags18.png (960x940, 1.11M)

Attached: 31rlr8.jpg (500x750, 124K)

Overhyped yes, but a bust--no. Harper is an average tier slugger like Prince Fielder or Juan Gonzalez. Mid .200s average with a lot of HR and RBI. Hardly a bust. Nothing wrong with being that kind of player just hyped because he broke in so young. Harper will probably be an HOFer based on compile numbers. His yearly HR total and youth means he will probably get 500 HR which is basically guaranteed HOF if no PEDs. Remember he is only 26.

Nobody's saying Harper is a AAAA player, everyone is saying he isn't worth his contract. He's a bust at that price. A huge saggy bust.

HARPER HASN'T HIT HIS PRIME YET RELAX HEHAS 6 YEARS PLEASE RLEAX!

Not true. His contract is team friendly on a per year basis. You are not considering the amount of money Harper has made the Phillies in terms of added ticket sales and merchandise simply by being on the team. If his contract were 10 instead of 13 years it would be a fantastic contract even if he were paid say $5mil per year.

*$5mil MORE per year.

That's isn't gonna last if he doesn't produce at his ceiling level. The game adapts quickly and fans wi grow bored of a guy with an ops of .850 getting paid 330 million as time goes on.

>talk a bunch of shit about chad “1 pitch” green in the r/nyyankees game day thread
>downvoted to hell

Attached: A44E71AA-9B18-4773-8EA1-F535E9C53225.png (329x374, 299K)

Just imagine that team teeing off against Nestor Cortez or Chad Green in a high leverage game. Ottavino is a proven choker. Yankees pitching will blow like always.

OY VEY PHILLY AINT GONNA LIKE DIS

I love baseball as a sport, but the MLB is so horrendously biased towards these big market teams it drives me crazy. I think there oughta be a cap of like 150,000,000 it would force some of these faggot teams to cut some payroll without completely wrecking their teams

I don't care what the dumb faggot players want, I want a more competitive league

Injuns

Attached: Injuns.jpg (416x416, 21K)

>crinjuns

Pirates hitting is ridiculous this season. Who deserves credit here?

Fuck the losedians are cringe

How's my lineup looking so far today guys?

Attached: fant.png (393x1143, 102K)

Fat.

Are you using 90s-early 2000s slang on me?

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-06-30 at 12.04.45 AM.png (1476x684, 687K)

>mest

Remember when Mets fans thought that Terry Collins was shitty? Little did they know.......

>be mest
>wheeze

>j-just wait for 2021
This team has depressed me for over a decade and will continue to depress me

Attached: file.png (474x311, 240K)

Who?

WE'RE ALWAYS HERE ASSHOLE

Remember when Yea Forums thought the Nationals weren't a top 5 team in the league?

I don't know who you are

The most loyal fanbase in sports you prick

Why is Kopech throwing away his aryan genes?

Attached: 1FCD834C-0448-489A-B1A3-7C1D1093021D.png (636x725, 618K)

Attached: 1553291168820.jpg (667x629, 81K)

*breathes in*

Attached: 1555211304236.jpg (720x960, 176K)

oh i fuck ya
then i cuck ya!#!

Astros desu

Cute girl.

Chad is colonizing.

Daily reminder that the only reason Curt Schilling isn't in the Hall is because he had the balls to be both a celebrity and a Republican

nyy v tb gamethread

Attached: 58961858_375231689755647_3437398722802768728_n.jpg (1080x1350, 138K)

Who's the modern day Soriano?

Attached: soriano ivy.jpg (320x265, 51K)

bleacherreport.com/articles/2844536-phillies-jake-arrieta-rips-mets-todd-frazier-ill-put-a-dent-in-his-skull

Is Arrieta, dareisay, /ourguy/

robbie cano dontcha know

>reddit
GO BACK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

Reddit has been spotted!!!

maybe because you're retarded if you think Chad is bad. since he came back from AAA in May he has a 1.02 ERA.

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-07-07 at 1.19.22 PM.png (987x393, 92K)

BAUER OUTAGE TIME
>the sleeveless reds uniforms look kinda badass, especially if you have guns like votto

Attached: usa_today_9901438.0.jpg.jpg (1200x800, 80K)

I used to hate jake, but ive always fucking hated that retarded mendoza struggler todd. that him when he was on the reds, really really hated him when on the white sox, hated him very much on the yankees, then i hated him on the 6 teams he has been on in the last 2 years

Attached: 1382735696001-080613teddy-kremer.jpg (3200x1680, 648K)

GRIT

Attached: grit movie.jpg (1000x952, 223K)

wrong thread sorry. but fyi brett gardner just hit his 15th home run of the season

He's not in the HoF because he was a juicer and an asshole. A really big, flaming asshole.

She's hot. Would smash.

Gays spotted!!

Attached: DlEcwKRX4AA0Kj-.jpg (675x1200, 99K)

fuck the barves

Post of the Day

Why didn't Mickey hit anybody?

Attached: 1528926157950.jpg (421x421, 24K)

signal boosting this post

cleveland STO guys reference chris sale when talking about the reds cutoff sleeves

they're def my 3rd favorite broadcasting team
1-white sox
2- dodgers
3- injuns

Attached: 2157889318001_5050343395001_5050334741001-vs.jpg (1300x724, 144K)

...

good tastes, fatman.

who is your team(s)?

BASED BAUERS GETTING BAUER SOME RUNS. SHUT DOWN INNING INC.

Attached: trevorjpg_5j6ouqdt8fzq1ern9yo2c20to.jpg (960x540, 53K)

>teams

Attached: ballchinian.jpg (424x424, 34K)

The way Josh Donaldson hits so many dingers to right center feels weird for such a strong right handed power hitter

Bravos desu yo~

Arrietta might be done for the season
>phillies

good. Maybe that'll push them to make some moves and finally upgrade the abysmal rotation

Attached: 495858.jpg (945x1148, 575K)

>didn't even win a pennant with this rotation
wtf

Attached: Screenshot_2019-07-07-12-21-18~2.png (720x1157, 97K)

what should i get for lunch

I don't think they have anyone better though.

a nice reuben

>the buffalo bills of los angeles

I don't care. Arrieta is awful. He's a shitty "veteran presence" that blames everyone but won't take accountability when he shits the bed. The rotation other than Nola and sometimes Eflin is awful as is, it can't get much worse.

I hear Bartolo Colón is still on the market

Keuchel was a mistake

> He's a shitty "veteran presence"
But Bruce Hooper is a great clubhouse guy.

Bauer is DEALING, do you send him back out in the 8th with 114 pitches?
>Absolutely, ASB starts in less than 30 mins.

Attached: basedbauer.gif (240x286, 538K)

>a mistake not to sign for every other team

lame NL, taken out for pinch hitter. you better do something bobby bradley whoever the fuck you are.

>pinch hit rbi double
>never doubting tito again

Attached: Terry-Francona-Flexing-Shirtless.jpg (478x365, 27K)

how is this even legal. the championships of the top four teams should have asterisks

Stop replying to yourself with a commentary on whatever game you're watching fag, no one gives a shit what you think.

>Dodgers
>Championships

Attached: 1531365301403.png (348x355, 175K)

They've already guaranteed the 2019 WS title

>They've already guaranteed the 2017 WS title
>They've already guaranteed the 2018 WS title
>They've already guaranteed the 2019 WS title

This, plus 2020 and 2021.

Are the the Astros, dare I say it, exposed?

We're back baby

Attached: nats dog 4.jpg (1000x667, 366K)

LOLMETS

lol barves

Good game, Royals. Stay based.

Attached: Rizz.jpg (631x631, 68K)

Naw, I'll just keep doing what I feel like

Attached: bg0vwgvmeuqxjbumxllx.jpg (1600x1079, 175K)

Jeter is a worse owner than Loria

>be stankees
>stank it up

>going into the ASB above .500
>still feel like this team is complete dogshit
Anyone else feel the same way about their team?

Attached: philadelphia_phillies_logo_png_1013701.png (500x500, 5K)

Yes, because my team is dogshit and have no chance to catch up. Just have fun watching and enjoying how things play out.

>marlels

yes but my team plays in the NL central so they could still win a cheeky division title

Charlie Culberson should get the save for that game, not fucking Jackson, so tired of having him pretend to be a closer

Attached: Braves win!.jpg (919x613, 73K)

Holy shit Charlie Culberson

dude launched that ball so far he fell forward. based as fuck.

Really bad news for the Phillies: No more games against the Mets until late August.

Lately it feels like the only team they can beat is the Mets; the Mets have practically saved their season going into the All-Star break.

PADRES DOYERS THREAD

Attached: pades cups.jpg (600x800, 64K)

season two is shit

ayyy lmao

ANIME!

Attached: file.png (634x401, 454K)

>mest

Dodgers are based

Attached: file.png (630x397, 475K)

no

I'm going to the store. You guys need anything?

btw for the few people that didn't know and don't care anime expo is in LA right now so there may have been some anime

>tloses players chirping out for being struck out
AAAAHAHAHAHAABABA
Has there been a bigger collapse than the tloses?

>cusb

Attached: trash.jpg (666x668, 64K)

man the nl central is shit

*based

no it's shit.

*based

no stop this. The NL central is not based and is shit.

*based and not shit

cringe and bad

*based and great

Garbage and Overrated. Pretty much the weakest division in baseball right now.

You’re fat

*based and amazing

#blessed centralbro fighting the good fight

Based Fatman

That's the AL central. Which is better

No bad teams to pad wins

*worse

They’re all bad

Don't look now the phillies are now third place now and the mets still suck. Cardinals are gonna win the NL central which sucks butt.

So the cusb and whos are 2-2 against each other this season. What does this mean? Which team is better?

The Twins.

I believe so.

ok now they are. they need pitchers.

Every team still has somewhat of a chance. That’s pretty based

come on astros use your magic to win

>No bad teams to pad wins

Yeah, look at the top three in the NL East today, beating the almighty Marlins, Royals and Mets.

Based centralbros...based...you can lovem hatem but ya gotta respectem

i can respect the AL central but not the NL central.

look bud you're either for us or against us.

No fuck the NL central eat my shorts bums

>Both AL & NL Central are garbage
>Says he respects one but not the other
What did this retard mean by this?

>NL Central combined: 2 games over .500
>last place team 4.5 GB
>AL Central combined: 26 games under .500
>2nd place team 6 GB

retard alert!!!
RETARD HATES THE CENTRALBROS ALERT! MANNN THE HARPOOONS!

Can't wait for yet another

Why'd the Astros abandon the NL Central again and give both leagues an odd number of teams? Why'd they give us this stupid year-round interleague play?

gimme some wheeze kek. i needa solve the oh no no. just kek lol the shitposters in the general

Compare and contrast Sidney Crosby’s and Anthony Recker’s bodies c

>philthies

JAKE MARISNICK JUST KILLED A MF

Easily fixed with 2 expansion teams

The Angels really can't catch a break

They need another starter or two. Their problem is they aren't as well positioned to cash in their prospects as some other teams who will need guys. And that is the case for the low, mid, and high end targets.

Damn i wanted the astros to win but damn that was a brutal hit

I'm not sure there are 82 more major league players in the minors.

heem sleepy

Just take the Dodgers and Yankees AAA teams

wtf bros, the dodgers are losing again!

how can this be happening??!!!???!?!?!?

>asstros

Oh no, are their odds of making it into the 2019 MLB postseason going to drop from 99.998% to 99.989%?

>be twins
>tloses

if they keep playing like this theyll be a guaranteed NLDS exit

retard alert

this, they're already an NLDS exit even without this loss it's the doyers they're meant to lose

>pitchers getting lit up every game
>bullpen still shit
>now they cant even hit

Well if YOU say so then i guess i'll stop watching them starting right now. Thanks.

>paxton pitches pretty good for once
>yankee lineup completely anemic

Welp now well have to wait 3 more starts to get another good one out of him. I hate this dog shit lineu. Hate watching Grandpa Encarnacion hack at everything. Dodgers in 4.

The Braves are based

Rags Win!

Attached: rags9.png (843x827, 949K)

test

If the world series is dodgers yankees (it won’t) I’ll take a shit and post it here

Attached: 349C3182-9702-4332-AD0A-7771D82CB208.png (275x288, 50K)

Damn you, Culberson...

Attached: Culberson.webm (1280x720, 2.85M)

just saving you the embarassment of another postseason collapse, friend

stop phoneposting

if he hadn't challenged based Culberson's cannon arm Jackson would have literally walked him home with the next batter, a guy hitting .189

Braves seriously need to get a closer before the deadline, Jackson's already blown near a third of his chances this year and every outing is a fucking emotional roller coaster

Attached: 1548868634094.jpg (456x619, 59K)

ASTROS WIN!

>despite NY fuckery

Attached: b6c44b6fbe80e55d7c69526b500a7b93.jpg (256x256, 13K)

ewwww hope he doesn't catch aids

>any chance he's Swedish, it appears they have a cuck gene or something

>dudders

is there going to be a thread for the mlb futures game

Attached: 1551783649395 (1).gif (400x225, 2.07M)

I agree the Braves need to acquire a closer and move Luke Jackson down to set up, but in this one particular game at least, Jackson loaded the bases through some really crappy luck. Culberson's throw home just kind of balanced things out.

if you make it

mobile.twitter.com/Ben13Porter/status/1147992229476261888

lucroy is probably finished desu. reminds me of the difference between morneau before and after his concussion where the difference in his playing level was night and day

that's the danger when your closer is a "put it in play" kind of guy, he has a lot of trouble when he has to punch a guy out who won't offer on his sliders or fouls them off, which is surprising cause his fastball has decent velocity and location when he bothers to use it

30

Attached: kirby_yates.png (1000x1000, 403K)

Okay, Well, now what the fuck am I going to do for 4 days?

Attached: nats dog afraid.jpg (1280x720, 78K)

>Fernando Tatis Jr is the 2nd rookie ever to have 10 HR, 10 SB and .950 OPS at the all star break
>the other is Mike Trout

But Pete Alonso is better am I right my fellow jew yorkians? :^)

Attached: usa_today_12241834.0.jpg (1200x800, 68K)

>doyers lost
>stankees lost
>stros won
yeah today was a good day

what the hell did they do to my dude's hair

Attached: junior, no.jpg (2048x1152, 294K)

HRs are sexy.

He's toxic and destined for failure. The White Sox were lucky to get rid of him when they did.

Hmm...

Is anyone actually watching this mlb futures game? I might peek in at the home run derby just to see how bregman does but meh

Is there a more incompetent organization than the chicago white sox? honestly do they not see talent when it's given to them?

Is it, dare I say, our year?

Attached: 05B1C6E2-396D-4F50-AF79-77FE537BF16B.jpg (1200x800, 93K)

scuba and mest

Going to go see Manaea pitch in Stockton tomorrow. If he looks good and makes it back into the rotation soon, A's will have the AL West in the bag. Rest assured.

Attached: pepeoakland.jpg (1024x986, 116K)

>visiting stockton

>imagine thinking your garbage team has a chance against the based astros

Attached: c0c.jpg (634x650, 45K)

THE CUBS KEEP WINNING!!!!!!

Berds

Attached: 20190630_221150.jpg (1200x1140, 279K)

Tatis is nice though. And I like alonso but he has to be more than just home runs. Also why the fuck did they trade for a fucking 2nd basemen when mcneil is literally one

Attached: BCF40C50-A18C-484D-A8A6-4F00C0023908.jpg (382x412, 76K)

Finally some excitement in the futures game.

At least the Mets farm has produced some excellent players. Meme them all you want they got some nice players there anyway

Attached: kelenic-cano-bruce.jpg (618x410, 105K)

They thought McNeil sucked and was just some scrub who got lucky, despite displaying half a season of elite, 80 grade contact skills. Remember they went out and got Lowrie and Davis, too, on top of the Cano trade and Todd Frazier at 3B. They put four guys in front of him at two positions after they tried to put him into the Cano deal.

Attached: uD6Pyyd.png (800x450, 819K)

Attached: TlwwBHA.png (800x450, 833K)

Attached: 🚰.gif (351x351, 149K)

Seananners?

saved

Attached: 1555123708326.jpg (1200x800, 85K)

>getting BTFO by a defensive replacement

Attached: 518960.jpg (213x320, 25K)

MLB BURN IN HELL

Attached: fucking hosejob.jpg (1920x1080, 403K)

I agree. fuck sleeveless jerseys.

It looks like a men's league out there. Everyone has different undershirts, and there are even knuckleheads going sleeveless.

no. mlb needs more sleeveless jerseys, more backward hats, whatever it takes to identify players' personalities in a way that escapes the game. more kids today can name european soccer players than major leaguers and that's a fucking disgrace

Attached: the age of the average major league baseball fan is over fifty.jpg (1200x675, 102K)

They sacked their old hitting coach at the end of last season, and brought on Rick Eckstein. He has been a huge part of turning it around, and helped get Josh Bell back into form.

None of that has anything to do with uniform standards.

reds got hosed this entire indians series, the umps were blind

Huntington tried his best to gum it up at least a little by bringing in Erik Gonzalez to block Newman.

twitter.com/Reds/status/1148032878535725057

god damn i can't wait to see this dude in a reds uniform

wut

Players not wearing nigged up uniforms and flipping bats has nothing to do with why baseball is losing popularity.

not even worth a (You), but nice try

You've been huffing too much of that direct-from-jews pilpul, Win.

Disappointed in Astros fans. I thought they were a cool fan base. Today proved me wrong though. Someone brought up Skaggs death into that play at home plate and others are saying Lucroy deserves to have a broken nose. Disappointed baka.

Attached: D-6J9pnXsAInbAn.jpg (1200x845, 153K)

You saw it here first folks
The dumbest fucking take on the planet

updated producers

Attached: 🚔.png (661x551, 28K)

/mlb/, the forefront in expertise when it comes to knowing what kids like in 2019

fuck off hes right...you boomers need to fuck off and get with the times

Attached: D5CGHgiXoAAY7ze.jpg (1200x720, 168K)

boomers and gen x ruin this planet

Attached: 1558050799090.png (1446x1048, 434K)

>implying i'm not 22
Baseball is becoming a niche sport, which is the best possible thing that could happen to it. Who the fuck thinks liking football or soccer makes you unique? Liking lacrosse, tennis, or (until recently) hockey has traditionally been seen as a more refined taste. Baseball deserves to join those ranks in my opinions, and would allow for it to preserve itself.

There's a reason stadiums are being built smaller now, and it's because the MLB is shifting towards an enthusiast market versus a general market. You can bitch and moan all you want, but we're headed my direction and there's nothing you can do about it. Sorry for not turning yet another sport into a niggerfest.

No one is going to start tuning into a four hour baseball game because some guy wearing a backwards hat flips his bat 30 times, tops, in a 162 game season.

> i'd rather my sport die than have children enjoy it!!

boy you really showed those brown people who's boss, kid

MLB is far from dying, nigger.
>You can bitch and moan all you want
Prove me right

You're completely misreading why the game is slipping because in actuality, you're the atomized weirdo consumer who exists in a vacuum of jewish media talking points and you can't do anything but regurgitate them to the point of self-parody.

It's because the game is slower paced, not because there isn't a two minute bat flip interlude in between every run scored.

ah, yes, the erudite and nuanced art of regurgitating /pol/ talking points. i'm definitely the one who's out of touch here. baseball is VERY popular among children and the sport is in no danger at all of becoming marginalized

lmao

but brown people are some of the biggest fans

You don't understand why it's losing popularity, not that it isn't. Two entirely separate things. You keep churning out the jewish nonsense that it's because hats aren't on backwards or whatever dumb shit they whine about because most MLB owners aren't jews like the NBA.

In reality, it's because the game is slow paced.

>i'm definitely the one who's out of touch here. baseball is VERY popular among children and the sport is in no danger at all of becoming marginalized
When did ANYONE ever fucking say this? The "marginalization" of baseball is the same as the "marginalization" of lacrosse and hockey you dense spastic. The ONLY way to make baseball "appeal" to dumbfuck masses is to strip away everything that makes "baseball" baseball.

If it was an 80-minute slugfest with no serious strategy then yeah everyone would fucking love it now wouldn't they? People like you aren't taken seriously for a reason, "in-touch with younger people" my ass, you're just a fucking retard. If anything, younger people are the last fucking people I'd consult or rely on to come to a game. They're already struggling to eat out at Applebee's and shit, you think they're gonna come watch your game? No.

Baseball will be an enthusiast sport, and you (sadly) are coming along for the ride. Get used to it and stop pretending that bigger is better.

>catcher leaves you room down the line
>alter your runpath to go inside the line to tackle him leading with your helmet into his unprotected face
not surprising from the astros

>not on the west coast, where only 2% of voters live
>dingers dingers dingers dingers
Alonso has locked it up

catcher leans left into the outside plate blocking you

you see him leaning left and left leg practically locked so you leaning inside and the fuck now moves inside blocking you there too.

boom goes the dynamite.

expect nothing less than retardation from a sports fan from lost angeles.

That's an impressive imagination you have, even though we clearly have video of the incident and can see literally nothing you wrote took place.

You're in the club and this guy shuts your team down in a save situation - what do?

Attached: smith-e1490116012716.jpg (557x350, 24K)

Literally at no point in time has a kid said he wouldn’t watch baseball because they don’t wear hats backwards

then you must be a nigger

Are you fucking blind?

Never said anything about ROTY. Just pointed out the super obvious that Tatis is 10x the player Alonso is

new