/heem/ - Heem's day eve Edition

cringe

post some spicy reviews

THIS IS AWESOME:
twitter.com/Benaskren/status/1147337864130093057

LOLOLOL

Please post spicy scrambles

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based hue

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Is this real

Mexico is a low quality country

Isn't he deleting reviews and offering free stuff through his weed and supplement companies to people if they leave positive reviews?

twitter.com/Benaskren/status/1147337864130093057
>George will have to live with the fact that THIS embarrassed him
This will be the best night of my life

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forget what I said I'm a dumbfuck, this is a very compelling thread

3/10???
That honestly sounds extremely high.
Some of you have seen it, or parts of it -- what do YOU rate it??

1/10 here

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Lower than Brazil?

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LGTSS

>canada

The interesting thing about odds is that the bookies odds would suggest that its likely that at least one favorite on the main card loses.

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yes

how can you even ironically call DC a can. look at that flag, you don't even know what mma is

The state of it

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here's your (You)

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t mutt

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What will Schaubs sitcom look like?
What will be the name?

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Why not make a heem tournament, I'm ready to heem some of you fools, any weight class Imma give you some bambi legs you crakaaasss

Schaub in the City

based

>mexican
I'll wrestlefuck your manlet ass to a decision

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Schaub Meets World

streamable.com/x4148

you wouldn't even touch my head speedy gonzales

what about schaubfeld

DC is a smart, humble, white family man who aside from being a double-champ is also a really good MMA commentator.
But that one dude has it in for DC, for some reason.
Why? Is he a basement-dwelling foreveralone living on hotpockets and Diet Dr. Pepper? Could be.
IS he an accomplished artist or scientist who lives with his loving wife and happy family in a modest but comfy home in Lapland? Also possible.
We'll never

>responding to your own shitpost

>these fools think they can whithstand my uppercuts from the clinch

Schaub was on Mythbusters back in the day.

have you applied for jannie yet?

>it's real
youtube.com/watch?v=o8dhMF3IqbY

holy shit

what was the myth shaub being funny?

Jamal is black: Busted

did joanna lose her edge? she looks 100% less ghoulish/ugly than when she first started i think all the fame and money went to her head

lmao

wow this is patrician as fuck webm to post m8, cant believe i havent seen around these parts

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not a scramble per se but i love how yoel doesnt use his wrestling unless people wrestle him first

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lmao

...is this jiu jitsu?

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has comedy been exposed?

>ufc heavyweight finalist
>jiu-jitsu expert
>total badass

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What are some good /heem/ anime?

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Reminder that heem day officially begins in 2 hours

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even better than anime

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>2 hours until the last day of George's life

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lol @ Chiesa, if you're getting matched up with Diego Sanchez you are unironically a bum

hey free money as long as you're not an idiot like mickey gall

lads I'm drunk but bear with me.
Dustin will beat Khabib

chiesa lost the bus round to conor, can confirm.

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Current action on all the online sports book- Lines moving heavy today towards Nunes, Jones, Luke, Shahbazyan. Markos and Melendez are getting some love as dogs but not much.

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Based and Brappilled

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Chiesa took some of Conrad's bank account and eventually fought Pettis anyway.

Guess this answers the question, it was autism.

You'd be a fool to write him off against anybody on the streak he's riding. Hopefully this is the start of LW unfucking itself

>get paid to lose the bus round
he's still a round down m8

What if Holly pulses hot for a pico?

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Doesn't matter, Chiesa already won the story of the war as previously explained

Jon has been sharing

If more white men looked like Rockhold you'd see less white girls getting blacked.

>tests positive from drinking all that negro cum
sounds like a preacher's daughter to me

he lawyered up and sued instead of overcoming adversity during the bus round. doesn't sound like a winner to me.

UFC 240 looks trash as fuck. Canada getting an awful PPV. Does it even break 100K buys?

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SO CLOSE TO HEEM DAY I CAN'T HARDLY CONTAIN MYSELF

Don't talk about his mom.

Anyone that has tattoos is automatically a massive faggot, thus why Chael, Khabib, and Askren are the only fighters that matter.

lol the fuck is that picture. the muscle proportions are retarded. fucking virgin Japanese homolust fantasies man

that card is tragic

Why does her ass look so amazing in this cropped ig pic? Better than her sports illustrated swimsuit pics

It's always an American flag

The real money always seems to be on the prelims

Chiesa is going to break.

Cazzies successfully filtered

Canadian gangster is on that card faggot

elias got cut

Whomst?

this better be bait

some faggot with a mustache

what snacks/food do I go get for tonight?

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OAM is mediocre. Looking forward to Tsarukyan running him over.

Bektic is an honorary Canadian though and he's pretty darn good. He's the best Canadian since Rory probably.

pinche lol

Jon Jones and his brothers
vs
Chris and Charlie Weidman

Who takes it?

how about a nice box of shut the fuck up and """retire""" already. nobody is going to miss you you pathetic attention starved faggot

KKE

well gee skipper, what's the special occasion?

Shahbazyan fights on the early prelims and dropped from -400 to -600 today alone. Also -120 for the fight to end under 1.5

You ever notice how the best fighters are huge godfags?
>Jon
>Fedor
>Yoel

did dernfag say something mean to you?

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kek

I expect Edmen to win but I wouldn't be surprised at all if Marshman makes it to a decision. He's a tough fella, probably more durable than Stewart.

the lord provides

Not only did the crooked judges rob the fight from my boy, but Dana also robbed him of his UFC career. Fighter union when?

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When is Derncuck's retirement day?

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i probably called his fu a flatty

Just look at the card. UFC wants people to pay $80 for that shit?

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Never. He's here 24/7. Literally has nothing else in his life. Just ignore him.

Imagine being this person. Seriously depressing.

>mfw people say DC isn't the goat

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next month ish. dern posting has pretty much been retired for months

Merry heem day

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hoes mad lmao!

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whitch one?

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He's been around -600 for awhile now

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...

I was mad for a second but this vid cheered me up.
based brazil

I can tell you shopped it because the red line under the second post is longer than the first post. Nice try though pal.

Can't hide that lack of bunda.

Like 3 days - moved on July 1st from what I see.

Askren has a foot tattoo

kek

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roids

I can tell you are retarded.

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there is something very wrong here, even the main and co main are dogshit, Max should be like -1500

>Max should be like -1500
come on buddy

When are you gonna ""retire""?

no problem

check my memes. made it myself

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you're right bro, more like -2000

>M-M-Maybe if I switch to a dark theme it'll be m-more convincing!!!
>
>M-M-Maybe if I'll reply to him twice he might think I'm really a different person!
Grow up

Jamal was.... ASIAN

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basically what you said, also the author doesn't understand fighting or anatomy

now we're talkin'

Max is -370 or so right now

never

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I can't believe the Schmo is porking Helen Yee. It's just not fair really.

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just apologize to finposter.
btw i would never ask for snack advice from /heem/.

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shes a 2/5 with balloon tits

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bro she legid looks like mr potato head

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she looks like a tired nail salon worker

BRO!

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>those tits
no thanks

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>pre chin surgery asians
yuck

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Schaub bless those wonderful air conditioners

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Not be mean but she looks like an early hominid with those high cheek bones and close set eyes

>THIS IS THE SCHMO
>WITH THE HOE
>HELEN YEE
>ABOUT TO SUCK THIS P
>HOW WE DOIN'?

It's a well known fact that Huey Lewis has a giant cock.

Roided out of her mind here

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>Being gay
Let me guess you all think Olivi is a peach for sure.

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not to sound like a serial killer but I'd like to see what her skull looks like

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lmao what are thoooooooooooseeee

great feet

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Has anyone heard from ElessDee123? I need to know if he got the first stripe on his white belt yet

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that's a dude

I'm actually NOT gay but I would let her put her foot in my ass

shut up before I heem you

kanna >>> olivi
in many ways

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like this?

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Damn you're right, australopithecine looking gal, Blaydes also has that sort of look not to be mean of course

Hana > Olivi anyday

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huezil why!

>she

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>BABY BURRITO AND A SALAD

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No way Holly loses tomorrow right guys? Gregg Jackson gas to know that the way to beat Nunes is with wrestling so Holly will look to take her down and ride out an easy decision

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why do you have that saved on your computer

kinda gay, not gonna lie.

no pain no gain haha, *fists you without warning*

fag

olivi is for the patrician. wouldn't expect /heem/ to understand

I like Olivi but
Hana is hotter

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I think Luke Rockhold literally has autism spectrum disorder in the none meme sense

This feels like a copy of that shit that went down ages ago

>flag
You know why

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Literal homo. Please acquire taste.

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she's cute but very overrated around here

shit lads is the PPV tomorrow going to get cancelled because of these quakes? news is predicting a stronger one tomorrow

wowww California is so gay bros

if the earthquake doesn't fold Jon, Marreta will

are those fake, heem?

a girl stops being patrician taste when she turns 23.

what about dern then faggot?

natty as hell just like Yoel

so now he thinks he's shinya aoki?

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obviously

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Dern is an athlete which whom in her athletic ventures i supported her. But yeah Dern peaked at around 18-19. i have never said otherwise.

Both of those women are leagues ahead of Olivi so I don't know what your point is

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That's a good observation. Till also has the same thing going on

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cyborg is more feminine that a lot of wmma fighters when you look into it.

if you do not find olivi sexually attractive you are literally a closet homosexual. it's 2019 bro, it's OK. just beurself

Just creampied my wife for the first time since she’s been off birth control. Probably won’t be on here much in 9 months. Anyway my favorite fucking female fighter is Amanda the lioness nunes.

How can Helen Yee even compete

she can't

Not even close b. Megan is way better

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Wake up Georgie. You should've tapped.

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Somebody on reddit tell ElessDee123 that John Danaher's instructionals are the best. They aren't cheap, but the quality is unironically unmatched. John is extremely longwinded, but nobody shows better techniques or explains them better.

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>If you aren't attracted to a flat chested skelly with a man jaw you're gay
Nah

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it's tawlf b, both are peaches of a beast

Tbh it's easy to say ''Smif wtf are you doing just stand up'' but then you realize he's fighting Jon fucking Jones who's going to find 10 openings in the brief 1.5 seconds while you're trying to get back up.

That's literally what Smith said after the fight, Jon just nullifies your game because he constantly has you thinking, you can't let your hands fly and be 'yourself' in the cage.

idk.. She's kind of annoying looking.

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just come out of the closet user, no one here cares, right lads?

Megan is objectively beautiful and seems to have a nice pleasant personality, but I need something thicker for my daily driver.

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>SCHALKE

olivi probably is a spitter.

Based and Danaherpilled

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never met one of these, lads. swallowing is so much more convenient I guess

incredibly based, I can't wait to see Craig Jones break Rumble's leg on sunday thanks to The System©

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>bredding with a black haired italian
>ever

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youtube.com/watch?v=F6Md-taprsw

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if you're not bald and wearing a rash guard 24/7 why even live

>those digits

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So if heem day is 7/6, that means it’s in 43 minutes Vegas time. Holy FUCK

THE BAWLKS WAS ASIAN

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what is donaher thinking here

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Oh shit I don't know if I'm ready for this

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>I'd better give the hooker chained to the radiator in my extra bedroom some water today

>im going to replace her with matt

Just received a call from Schaub. Jones goes down in the 2nd after an uppercut from the clinch. You didn't hear it from me.

good post i didnt know much about lister

I wish schaub would un-retire so I could watch him get KO'd by Ngannou

happy heem day bros

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Was Bisposting peak /heem/?

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Serra looks unusually svelt.

You mean Twitchy time

it's not heem day yet

Bones has unironically benefited from all this time off for suspensions and he's going to reign forever

evil genius we are lucky to be in his era

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My fightfus bathe in the blood of their opponents.

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If he had never had the time off he'd have already cleared out 205 and been heemed by Stipe.

When I was on DXM + weed and became a bimbo slut against my will. I fuck around with hypno audio/vids and it was always a fetish of mine to imagine them actually working and making me become a completely different person. Never got anything out of it but the thrill of pretending they worked while jerking it. Other than that, they had zero affect on me. Well two nights ago I did so on a high dose of DXM and weed and got my wish. It was completely different than I imagined and was like I was watching and experiencing things as someone else controlled my body and voice. Scared the shit out of me because I though it was going to be permanent. The "other me" even knew this and was taunting me and encouraging me to get into it. Definitely scared me straight (pun slightly intended) from attempting it any further (with or without the drugs)..

member this classic moment?

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lol you think Jon would sign to fight Ngannou? he barely wanted to fight Rumble

Jon would 50-45 Ngannou with leg kicks and jabs.

He looks like a literal Disney prince.

member this classic moment?

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no i wasnt born yet zoomer 4 lyfe

>zoomers

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zoomer gang
Askren gang

aldo never got a rematch, neither should conor fuck him

>9-11
But enough about BJ's record

>askren gang
based

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who's that faggot?

Burger Joint Peen is stuck beating up Hawaiian bouncers for the rest of his days

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literally the furst time i ever thought: joanna doesn't look bad at all

wtf is happening
is she slowly turning into a dimepiece as she ages?! wtf?!

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is the hair and the weight

it's /heem/ day

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god she looks wife material

too bad her feet are fucked

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I sorry Jon

I hef to knock you out

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thanks for letting me stay here guys
i was bullied off reddit

Pride had a manga. But it was about the it's rise, fall, yakuza ties, and eventually ending with it being bought by the UFC.

The bald guy is supposed to be Dana White. Obviously you can guess who the villain is supposed to be.

Probably the closest thing to a fantasy heem manga you'll ever get. There subtle references to historical karate, boxing, kung fu, and all sorts of guys. Occasionally you'll get a history lesson of a certain move and it's origins like when it references Ali, or Royce Gracie vs Kimo Leopoldo.

But it's really just big muscle guys, doing crazy muscle shit. And it's very, very homo. Also props on it having a scary 200lb body building tranny that's fucking terrifying.

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It's not subtle about it at all.

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Today is Heem day and also the start of the San Fermines. Can july 6th be any more based??

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Just put $135 on Sanchez - Masvidal - Holm.

5k payout if the heem gods smile upon me. Second bet ive ever placed on UFC. How badly will sanchez fuck me?

Better than Michelle "The Karate Hottie" Waterson's feet.

>This man was literally chosen by the universe to correct it's mistake of creating Ben Askren.

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*ankle picks you*

Yes, Schaub solved comedy.

HEEM DAY

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true, they're not a deal breaker with joanna

Who cares, we use pirate streams anyway

Excelent!

HEEM DAY???

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Sanchez has already won the story of the fight.

Sadly theres not, theres anime about sumo, weight lifting and theres even an old one about judo but unfortunately nothing on mma yet, in manga theres all rounder Meguru which was good until I left it about the middle of its run

HEEM DAY

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Post you are walkout song
youtu.be/J7ATTjg7tpE

Earthquakes can’t be predicted. Stop watching kike news

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Olivi > Yee and it's not even competitive.

Happy Heem Day everybody

Heem Day.

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Today's the day George

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happy heem day heem
god bless yall except that one murican you know who you are
fuck you

Could you please post them for us casuals?

Fucking zoomers I swear

i wanna fuck his gf's cottage cheese ass

>He wakes up later than 5am

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Masvidal is going to get arrested trying to rape the bell boy. It'll be a no show.

Masvidal isn't usually a pederast homosexual rapist but Askren pumped his le 2 piece with strogen and turned him into a big wild faggot like in that adam sandler remake of that movie when those dudes in jail play rugby and christ rock fucking gets exploded.

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kek

Man went to the finals of the UFC heavyweight, you gotta respect that.

>Goes to sleep at 5pm or some shit

lmao fuck off snake oil insta thot.

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hard to believe gamebred got 50 fucking fights on his record

live dog

>he wakes up

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For me it's X-Arm

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Looking forward to seeing Askren ream the heem outta poorge cansvidal

marreta will fold jones like a laptop

wtf is this kek

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You might heem me IRL, but I'd heem you and your team in Dota

>t. 2.9k mmr
for sure ya would kid

i hope i'm not working sunday so i can watch the mixed martial arts later on!

>mfw haven't cared for a card in months
>tfw the last card I watched was khapoop vs Conor

This semi slurping sport is just not the same without King Conor.

He was the best. But he burned too brightly. We did not deserve Conor.

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Only in America...

hajime no ippo is okay i guess but it's boxing

>working sunday

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What is it about Ngannou that attracts white women?

today is.. heem day

What is it about Yea Forums that attracts cucks?

What's the chance of askren actually getting heemed?

Lawler was a good anti wrestler and still couldn't heem him

Ask yourself if you could heem Heracles, or Poseidon. Well therein lies your answer.

You tell me Sven

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sauce on the other bimbo?

only eastern europe and russia have that shit thee days

still hoping another country takes fighting in a new bizarre direction, or the ufc gets all the weirdest shitty fighting on fightpass like toughman and moat fights and 5-5 mma and that weird japanese tag team mma

Any gambling degenerates here?

I'm thinking about treble:
Holm - Askren - Chiesa @6,64

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Charlie C & Tiffany Chambers

>working
>sunday
user, I

>Holm
Why do you shitters STILL think she's good?

>heem thread, no jade
What is wrong with this thread?

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who?

SHUSH SHUSH

After I saw her gross ass hobbit feet, I want nothing to do with this uggo

she is still odd. her winning doe leave a bunch of rematch, trilogy or FW fights to eat up both fighters time for a year so ladd and ketlen are ready

>lose to Miesha
>outclassed and embaressed by Shevy
>proceeds to lose doing the same repetitive ISH ISH
Beating Ronda, a lanky scrub and a Favella Monkey is little to brag about

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He's going to lose a decision while suffering minimum damage? Jon's performance against the can Smith was shit, both of them barely did anything.

Santos is going to come out guns blazing, it's going to be KO or be KOd.

>Wh-What do you mean DC is the P4P GOAT? Santos's win was a fluke!

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t-this time..

>Santos starches Jones
>DC starches Stipe
>DC offers Santos title shot at heavyweight
>DC takes a dive to cement Santos as GOAT
>Jon commits suicide by 2020

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Cope.

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no shame in losing to the hammer

losing to santos would only mean that dc is #3 p4p

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Rory

Look how jealous Jon is a Santos's body

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>That man has a f*cking hammer tatooed on his chest

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Damn, Santos has a thick torso for someone that used to fight at 170

thiago santos is my height
and my weight and i dont look nothing like him

MAHHHETA MAHETTA MAHHETAA

What happens if Santos pulls off a Serra and flatlines Jones? Immediate rematch?

Yes. Then Santos flatlines him again.

>*breaks eye contact*
>*looks down*

Rockholdd has already lost.

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Yeah, the thing with Jones is, if you beat him, he'll probably get an immediate rematch. So you have to beat him twice. And given his fight IQ, he is probably going to be like GSP after a loss - comes back with a fighting style that totally dominates the guy who beat him.

based

Blachowicz is shit

he was just checking out the size of his bros feet no homo

Right here. Bookies LOVE me

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>Betting on Holm

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>Dude you got little feet
He truly is a brainlet

He's got that Joanna mentality of not really accepting that he isn't definitely the best. Overconfidence. I think Stipe has it too.
He looks way healthier in LHW during fightweek than he did in MW, though. Way healthier.

The entire lineup of ranked LHWs is shit. Only one who can and most likely will beat Luke at LHW is Jones.

light heavyweight is such a dumb name
165 lbs heavy lightweight division when?

165 would be light welterweight.

Jan has much better striking. If Luke still thinks he can just spam left hooks and leave massive openings until he gets a takedown, it's nighty night for him

virgin anglo mutt vs chad slav

Where'd you save this pic from

for my money it will be superheavyfeatherweight

superfighter devision

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i agree no division should be more then a single word or compound word

should find a nice word for 165. always thought it gsp fought at 165 for the inaa]ugurial they could call it rush weight. just like 195 should just be called franklinweight since he fought at it so much, or richweight, richweight does sound better

watching the mcbedded and nunes overcompensating for having a snatch between her legs and acting like a dude lmao
lesbo relationships are pure cringe

divisions under 185 shouldnt exist
no more boring fights

The Jones meme ends tonight

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Full Shaun

Considering how LW and WW are the most competitive and stacked divisions in the UFC, that actually makes sense, since you'd get a mix of LW and WW fighters at 165.

We could get such mind-blowing fights as Khabib vs Askren or Ferguson vs Lawler.

The Superfight Division...

for all the killers and the 100 dollar billers.. for real niggas who aint got no feelins..

>heavyweights
>not boring
pick one. Swanging and banging for 1 round before you become gassed isn't entertaining

Yeah. The game has moved on.
Embedded episode 5, I think.

Nanaka-san

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What shall I spend my £770 on lads?

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I got you stuck off the realness, we be the infamous, you heard of us, official queensbridge murderers

I actually went to see Nas after prodigy died and he rapped this it went hard as fuck

I can't see Jan finishing Rockhold

jan has respectable hands and rockhold enjoys headbutting fists

literally just baki the grappler

I can

>betting against Askren
I think Masvidal will win, but I can't bring myself to bet against Askren.

I invented this meme.

luke has 0 defence and thinks just being more dehydrated will save him

happy heem day

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being more hydrated obviously...still hungover and tired. I think my brain is telling myself that I'm dehydrated

i have 400mmr wanna play

If only Luke had better wrestling, he wouldn't need his meme kicks or striking in general. Every time I try to imagine a perfect fighter an image of someone with Luke's BJJ and Khabib's wrestling+Judo game appears in my mind.

Masvigoat by dominant decision

Santos by gadoosh

thanks
who dat

Whoa based Cruz poster

> couldn't put away flushed Manuwa
> is going to put away Rockhold

I like Jan and I hope he does it, but I just can't see it

Jon's BJJ is better than luke's

Cuckhold is a turbo chinlet

Happy Heem day

Ahahaha, no. You're fucking retarded for even considering this.

becca muay thai practitioner

people say rockhold is gay but he's one of the only fighters to not shave his chest

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Why is luke's bjj good m8? Guilotined biscan with one arm?
Jon has got an unbelievable ground game. DC couldn't touch him in the department over 2 fights...

*GADOOSH*

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she really trainin to cock heem someone
insta?

For me, it's Jessica Penne

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>Gordon Ryan is the best nogi grappler in the world. He is the reigning ADCC champion and a weight and absolute world champion. Ryan has trained with Rockhold on a couple of occasions over the last few years and his feedback on the Californian’s grappling acumen is glowing. Ryan has stated that Luke would easily beat ADCC champions.

You have no clue how good Luke is. At this point, he's a better pure grappler than Maia or Poocare. If Luke somehow manages to take Jon down to the ground, he will humiliate him in the grappling department.

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no,she fights in Thailand.Becca is the reason i realized how much faggots are those fighting in UFC,Bellator.The real danger zone is in Thailand

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askren is actually smart

she was a chubby just over a year ago
low selfesteem got a boost and she now she oversexualizes herself
hot deffo
will add and leave xccheeky comments

She looks like a ladyboy

If she was actually any good, she would be fighting in the UFC. Asians are cans.

Masvidal sure has put on a lot of muscle for this fight

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yuck, still would tho

rude
post ur pic and let us judge you

>she was a chubby just over a year ago
low selfesteem got a boost and she now she oversexualizes herself

so why u ask me who is she when actually you fap over her photos 10 times a day

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it's up

youtube.com/watch?v=5BJ98YcTCRw

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Is this a joke? How good is Jessica Eye for example?lol

you werent answering so i googled
calm down little man
no need to get hurt

No, this is not a joke. If she was actually good, she would pursue a contract with the UFC and win her way to the title. According to your logic, UFC WMMA divisions are full of low-level fighters, which means that if this Asian can was any good, she would have no trouble getting into the UFC, since she's allegedly much better than the average UFC WMMA fighter.

Reality is: she's a worthless can who would get wrestlefucked to death in her UFC debut.

Crispin Glover-esque with the creep smile, joe

Whatever I look like doesn't change her ladyboy look

Or maybe she realized that ufc is full of cans,the fights are staged and she doesnt want to participate on something that is pre-decided. Kaufman is better than the 80% of the wmma fighters but she doesnt belong to the ufc.Jessica Eye is Dana's fuckbuddy so this is the reason she doesnt get cut

Arianne Lipsi has a 0-2 in the ufc.How good is she?

ufc is full of cans which ean their way due to public relations,social media followers,backround pre-fight games,big mouth tactics.Real fighters dont give a shit.They worth way too much to accept the $2K from reebok and been Dana's little slaves for ever

use duck duck go is better

thats just like, your opionion my man
kinda lame shittalkin people who put themself out there
i dont care about privacy and cp tbqh

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i imagine he is admiring the dog tags

She'd get it.

She's not in the UFC, because she hates money that can be earned by fighting allegedly lesser competition. Got it.

You're a fucking retard and all Asians are worthless cans, even worse than fucking Russians.

y-you too

vocaroo.com/i/s0qQLZhmnfb6

wish i had a better mic

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Tony bless

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no.she is not in the ufc cause she is a sales manager.She has a real job.She doesnt fight in the ufc earning peanuts (max 9K,2.5K from reebok) for 1 or 2 fights a year in a 3-fights contract when that dumbfuck brainlet Eye signed a 12-fight contract cuz of her sauces

How many Thailand fighters fight for the ufc?All u see there is Chinese,Koreans the cansland

I'm not shit talking, I don't know her fighting skill so like any new face you see you first judge the appearance and the first thing I notice is her ladyboy look. Most Thai look like one though.

she literally looks like every asian ever
but whatever, you're entitled to your opinion with which i totally disagree
but we still can be heem frens if you're not a rude asshole

Gucci is the current best manlet in the world, the UFC isn't the end all of MMA for Asians. For international exposure sure but certainly not for the fighting abilities. Apart from Asians, Moose is probably in the top 3 MW and Rory/Lima too in the WW.

The fact that she has a job outside of fighting shows that she does not earn enough via fighting to sustain herself at a level she wants to.

If she were actually good, she cold go to the UFC and fight allegedly lesser competition than she is fighting now (according to your "logic"), for much more money, because UFC champs are paid very well. Thus, according to your "logic", she is consciously refusing to get paid more for fighting lesser competition (and thus get easier, more guaranteed wins).

Reality is: she is a worthless can below UFC level and you're a fucking retard. And we don't see many Thai fighters in MMA, because they're cans as well. It takes more than MT to be a good MMA fighter.

kek

>diego sanchez still sniffin stevia
wew

No she looks like every Thai, not every asians and I'm sorry to have hurt your feelings with my rude words buddeh. And btw, WMMA is the worst part of the sport to argue about who is a can and who is the best organization as it is inconsistent as hell and except for rare fighters, anyone can beat anyone and there are like 1000 amateurs pretending to be pro for 1 real pro

tinder thot asked me to come over but I said no because I have to watch UFC tomorrow morning

heems > women

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post a pic of her

>H-he's not a cutbabby

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i didn't argue about wmma
its ok, no one got offended, god bless u mon ami

No problem buddeh I just barely read the guy sperging about your thai fighting crush and just wanted to give my two cents on WMMA in general.

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DC is a freak

anyone else hyped to see ismael naurdiev?
i only heared the best about him

>Dad put 200 on a 2nd round KO by Masvidal
I don't have the heart to tell him heem

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So many illegal attacks. Classic Jon.

Dads a smart man

He gives good life advice so combined with CTE there might be something good to do it youtu.be/TsNUZ_4DDm8

man your mind is glowing.UFC is not the ultimate goal for thai fighters. Even UFC fighters every year visit thai camps and train with thai fighters,get prepared for their ufc fighters
She has a decent job and trains for muay thai fights,UFC champs are the only ones who get paid well.the others get paid shit.

Veronica Macedo: Her first fight was at 135 way heavier and completely out of her preparation all those years at 125.They used her as a stepstone in a 3 fights contract after her debut.She fought AES and lost of course.Then they book her with KGB to proove her value.She loses not only because KGB was better but also cuz she had a fuckin hiatus of 2 years without a fight. Totally frustrated she loses her 3nd fight with Robertson cuz fuck it they ruined her debut and your optimistic ufc champs paycheck gone away cuz of the cuckiest zuffa management and now has 1 fight left in her contract and this is with Ostovich.
0-4 bye bye and dont cry for me Argentina
This is the path that even a retard could understand it doesnt woth it if you dont have a real job

>betting on le 3 piece man
>smart

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HOLY SHIT IT'S HEEM DAY LADS

HAPPY DAY

No he's not and neither are you, Paddy.

HEEM DAY HOW DO WE CELEBRATE

Rockhold won't ever take Jon down

post heems

youtube.com/watch?v=GixDXD44_yA
Is this the future of combat sports?

*GADOOSH*

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we'll see tonight

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The ironic 10/10's inflate the score

I'd love to see this rematch

good luck negger

happy heem day lads, we celebrate by heeming our liver

yeah for sure my dudes, tonight is going to be THE night jon jones losses

>5 am
>ac turned on
fuck its gonna be a hot day on heem day

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Why do people always bet on some nonsense shit? Jones by decision and Askren by decision are pretty much free money

wow, are irish the GOATS at pissing away money?

You'll be interested to know that it is raining where I am.

Dont watch UFC

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instagram.com/p/ByvMYrogF_C/

Johnny Eduardo is teaching in Liverpool now for some reason.

awful

Gilbert Melendez vs. Arnold Allen
Marlon Vera vs. Nohelin Hernandez
Alejandro Pérez vs. Yadong Song
Edmen Shahbazyan vs. Jack Marshman
Ismail Naurdiev vs. Chance Rencountre

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Its been really cold here for two weeks now and a storm almost every day

wat

How many bongs until first early prelim?

picks for prelims? what is this degenerate shit?

10 bongs

*collects your child*

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Melendez
Vera
Yadong
Shahbazyan
Rencountre

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im jealous desu

Holy shit how did I never see this before?
youtu.be/IIbe-VOEr9Q

t. turbo cazzie

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>Tries to push off Jon's thigh
>Jon's arms still reach
>Pummeling continues
Having no_clip 1 is hax

The weak must fear the strong

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Shamo, Kengan Asura, Holyland, Teppu are all heemcore anime and manga in addition to Baki

It's the remix to ignition
Masvidal decision
Askren is an Bitch
Jones wins by submission

cringe post

Who wins between Sanchez and Mike? That's the only one I can't decide on. Feels like Sanchez can just wrestle him with no issue. And I've picked Jan over Luke.

Revoked your /heem/ posting license

Your mum takes mkat just to make the days go by

You'll do nothing Latvian conor faggot

meanwhile the World MMA Ariel Helvani Awards are tonight in Vegas

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yikes

Those shots looked a little sloppy without much power and yet Leon is permanently scarred from it.

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ZHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGGGGGGGGGGGG

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wow feeling second hand embarassment here lad. I advise to delete that post and ask the mods to delete it from the archives too

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Don't worry it smells like 50 Jamal Wieners

Watch you be right, Masvidal does just enough on the feet to steal the round and they don't score any of Askrens takedowns or control, and then Jones armlocks Santos.

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Funny you guys didnt notice thats actually Jorge Masvidal.
You homos lol

new

Very mom esque.

Pics?

His blackness. You can hear women screech and whistle at weigh-ins whenever a black guy removes his shirt.

degenerate pic

well, he's black.

Jones is winning via tko/ko/sub, bookies arent dumb giving huge odds for a decision