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>6.4 yesterday
>a fucking 7.0 today
>mfw we will get a 9.0 earthquake sometime next week
FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

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Las Californias son mexicanas

Time to say goodbye to my Disney Vacation.

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The Dodgers and Padres (in LA) just kept playing like nothing happened.

The Big One is coming...

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Did he take another shit?

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>No One:

>Literally No One

>Not even a soul:

>California: *Has an earthquake*

could be nice

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Go back to rddit

Like does anyone care. California is terrible

My youtubefu is doing a hike there :(

The wages of sin is God's wrath.

Why's it such a shithole brehs

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>9.5 destroys both hollywood and silicon valley in one strike

i seriously can't wait bros

RIP Kahwi going to LA

>TFW Maine

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Makes sense. The people who choose to live out in the bumfuck parts of the california desert are mostly pedos and meth heads.

Looks fine to me tbqhwy

Getting blacked by Congolese and Somali migrants I hear? Hope they haven't made the Appalachian Trail unsafe.

I live in California. Dont you guys feel bad for me at least.

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i live here to too. i dont care if i have to die, its for the greater good if california is destroyed

who /NorCal and didnt feel shit/ here

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>SJ Earthquakes
>NY Jets
What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

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We're all gonna get beachfront real estate, Vegas bros.

>tfw away at grad school in Vermont
I had this strange feeling when I left too that there would be earthquakes. My gf video called me after the 7.1, her cat was terrified and everything was out of place.

hope it doesn't get worse and stop before I get back

Your sacrifice will not be in vain

>Makes sense. The people who choose to live out in the bumfuck parts of the california desert are mostly pedos and meth heads.

most of that part of california is indistinguishable from middle america though

So peopleare gonna finally admit Silicon Valley is part of Greater LA?

wow sick brag at having a gf, being in grad school, and being in vermont

A+ larping my friend

Most if SoCal is indistinguishable from Mexico, what's your point

are you watching the WSOP atm? Pure kino.

thats the eastern north by tahoe, not the desert

Sure am. Was literally waiting for the delay to catch up and see the quake.

Which LA sports team will get a championship to alleviate the suffering we have here?

Love a bit of irony

>yearly occurence
>deserving of a championship

maybe LA teams should try not being shit, lol

Based edp445

The Astros got a championship after a hurricane
The Yankees got a championship after 9/11
The Red Sox got one after the Boston bombing

We deserve at least 5 championships by now

the astros got a title because the dodgers suck ass, you little bitch

Yankees lost in 2001

Vegas fucking felt it, if anything you'll be the place that gets ripped in two. Hope you can swim user.

god bless those Sneks

Lakers, after Kawhi pity signs with them.

Yeah umpball means the Dodgers suck lmao

having a shit pitching staff and bullpen that gives out dingers like candy is not umpball

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felt that shit all the way in fresno yo

imagine being this cringe

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kek

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good riddance.

You know which one.

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Based God smiting these immoral degenerates down for their blaspheming faggotry.

9/11 was way after the Jets were formed

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you guys do love that place!

I feel the same way, if CA gets to drift into the Pacific and be submerged in oblivion, so be it.

Can someone tell me why so many Asian people live in California? Out on the east coast,Asians hate hot weather.

calibro here, safe and barely felt a thing. May hugging doggo comfort you if you feel like a little bitch from a little shake

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one of us has to be in the landslide into the ocean brother

1. Close to Asia
2. The populated places in California aren't that hot.
3. Asian have high average IQs, and are usually smart enough to avoid the Northeast.

Pacificbros gotta stick together.

>3. Asian have high average IQs,

And most Californians don't. Out here, they hate Spics and nigs a lot. How about there? I notice a lot of Asian areas have a lot of Spics like San Jose or Orange county

This is God's judgement on the Cascadian independence movement.

>please respect me midwesterners I don't like California either
cuck

>orange county
Very segregated. One side of a freeway is the spic side, and the other is the cold war asian refugee side

>9.0 in Commiefornia
I have lived for this.

not LARPing

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>it affects the most conservative part of California.
>"S Fucking libtards."

Hot and dry is way more bearable than hot and humid. I'm sure there are other reasons.

>tfw bakersfield
>tfw the lights in my pool hall were swinging like windchimes

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Would socal really submerge underwater if a big enough earthquake happens?

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what a fucking chad

The Chargers la

No. Most of the bigi faults in California are strike slip. If Nevada ever gets beach front property it'll be in a billion years when the Gulf of California drift up to where the Mojave desert is today.

even if california were to break off and fall into the ocean, it would warm my heart knowing that the inbreds in the midwest and south would continue dying of heroin overdoses and dying horrific deaths in coal mines from black lung, struggling to breathe, living their days in agony while they continue voting for people who actively govern against their economic interests.

big pharma creating the opioid epidemic that is genociding the most worthless scum of American society, midwesterners and southerners, should be celebrated rather than vilified

thanks bro

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Most are just fat Americans falling down lol.

Confirmed NYJ responsible for 9/11

>all this seething midwestern subhuman hick cope
Daily reminder that if your state doesn't have a coast touching a large body of water, it's a shithole inferior state that needs to be nuked to oblivion.

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>inb4 muh lakes

excellent, California deserves to be swallowed by the fucking ocean.

friendly reminder that it wasnt connected to the san andreas fault, this wont lead to the big one but prepare for one anyways

obsessed

Cant wait till all you coasties are dead.

go dilate

Imagine being a flyover subhuman and thinking you're human, let alone American. Go shoot up your trailer trash school and kys

Good. I hope every since one of you Californians die in some sort of natural disaster. The rest of the 49 desperately wait for this every summer.

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The fly overs are the only states not spiraling into hell. California has a Black Plague out break. Can’t wait for you fags to all perish in the flames of hell

Mexicans and white commies

>the user we need but don't deserve
God bless you user.

>Can’t wait for you fags to all perish in the flames of hell
Imagine being a christcuck.

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>midwesterners and southerners dying of opioid overdoses
>midwesterners and southerners dying in mass shootings
>midwesterners and southerners putting jesus above everything
>midwesterners and southerners being the biggest welfare queens in america
>midwesterners and southerners elect politicians to own the libs who continue working against their own self-interests

please christ keep massacring all of them

Whatever you say Carlos

The opposite would be more likely. The fault lines have loosened up after the first couple of quakes. The earth will not give this much in the near future.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha retards.

This whole country is a cesspool and every single one of you know it.

>if CA gets to drift into the Pacific and be submerged in oblivion, so be it.

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> muh self interests
You fucking retard liberals will never learn. Sucking nigger dicks and transgender globohomo pedo shit is not any ones interest except you degenerates. Fuck off and keep your pozzed shit to yourselves in your own shit hole states

I rather die of the black plague than live a day in bumfuckistan USA.

Don't you have an antifa rally to organize?

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>midwesterners and southerners desperately want califonia to break off into the ocean and want them all to die
>meanwhile they do nothing to solve the problems their own countryfolk are going through as they die around them

midwesterners and southerners are literally mentally disabled

You seem okay

arent you late for having another opioid overdose and having your overworked police narcan you back to consciousness, cletus? was pulling out of your sister before you shot your load inside her too good to stop?

What value does California provide to the US? We can relocate all your industries elsewhere

>Grandma is 95 and wheelchair bound
>got prescribed some mild opiods for pain shit because she is older than baseball
>mfw new rules said they would only give her a months prescription at at time and the doc had to had to perscip to her in person
>mfw getting her out of the house was a major effort at that point
She ended up dying like two months later but it was a pain in the ass having to see a (((pain management))) specialist all because some toothless hicks could not handle their pills. Fucking doc thought my 95 year old granny was gonna get addicted and wheel herself around searching for copper wire to strip and steal

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Enjoy getting murdered by a bunch of niggers and spics after an earthquake wipes out your infrastructure and what little society you have left breaks down.

you mean kawhi?

cant relocate all that shipping. CA has amazing ports

We're the only thing making the USA a 1st world country. If we fall into the ocean the remainig states would turn into 3rd world shit holes

i would correct your poor reading comprehension, but then i remember how midwestern and southern high schools are around the same level of intelligence as californian middle schools, so i will give you a break

Yea docks are so hard to build.

can you imagine if california and new york just broke off of america and all the midwest and southern states couldnt welfare leech off us?

Not an argument. California has terrible schools. Your state is like 80% spic

It's pretty hard to relocate agriculture

Your state is a leech on the whole country. You have like 25 million illegals

tfw no farmer gf

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Please take all the mexicans, and pink haired faggots into the ocean.

KAWHI SIGNED WITH THE CLIPPERS

>too busy dreaming about California's destruction to get out of the way of a hurricane

please god nuke the midwest and south

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We will make a monument to you in the sea that was formerly occupied by California.

Be thankful for your NEET bux cletus.

thats a yikes from me dawg

and the entire west coast, and devastates most of the northern hemisphere and eastern Asia. Probably takes a few islands with it

that infographic isnt misleading at all!

dios mio

*cuck

Wtf are you even trying to convey. Are you being intentionally retarded?

The South is pretty much directly proportionate to how much black people there are in those states. The midwest though I agree, corn and basedbean farmers are subsidized as fucking hell, and all those farmers need to move out and get a real job.

It's actually got a hip look to it. Get one without the guy in the skateboard and you'll go full slum. Cause with him in it, its got an Urban Renaissance vibe.

rent f r e e

You're only relevant cause your arch-nemesis is Mexico though, they're only relevant cause they're like the miniboss of the world cup.

For what its worth, this is the park that's literally on the other side of the street.

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its a shame macarthur didnt kill more commies

why is everybody so rude to each other itt?

shutup neutral fag

>posting a twitter meme in Yea Forums
You gotta try harder to blend here cia nigger

LA makes about 80% of America absolutely furious.

based

As a Virginia fag, I can proudly say

FUCK COMMIEFORNIA

basically everyone except for new york
ny and la have mutual respect

Literally any South American country I've ever visited.

Miami too

clippers

Based God punishing bums

BASED

California, Texas, Florida, and New York subsidize the entire rest of the nation. We could give like 30 states back to the Indians and literally nothing of value would be lost.

Why do Americans hate California so much?

Movies and technology are your country's most culturally relevant export in the world and both those things are primarily being made in California...

Flyovers need a reason to be important. America has been running on the "heartland" meme for decades and it comforts white people in trailer parks into thinking they actually contribute anything to a modern economy. It's why Trump keeps shilling the coal industry when coal mining happens in like one state and even then only has like 50,000 employees. There's like 5 times as many people working for walmart.

California is the future. There's extreme homelessness, minorities, liberals, and overcrowding. But it's the 4th largest economy in the world. And flyovers seethe to realize even when all the insane liberal bs happens in california, it's still more economically valuable than any of them will ever be, despite all the lip service Trump gives them, and no matter how long they delude themselves into thinking the "heartland" meme is real.

there were 3 6.0s and 1 7.0 before Japans 9.0 earthquake. Expect a 9.0 in california within the next 2 days

I am a literal flyover, I live in a very small valley community in northwest Arizona where dozens of planes fly overhead to southern California throughout the day. I don't really like or dislike California, the only thing I really dislike is when Californians come here and try to raise taxes or regulate guns, but aside from that I think California is okay.

I went to /pol/ today and it was literally 50% anons spamming threads celebrating California's destruction. You motherfuckers are actually fucking obsessed. You are absolutely seething at California's existence and its not healthy to feel this strongly about a fucking state. Go outside, have sex, seek meaningful connection with other humans. Sweet Jesus have mercy.

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i don't even get the joke, but i can tell this is full cringe and reddit

they hate us cuz they ain't us

it's just hillbillies and uneducated morons talking out their ass. The US would crumble without California's economic contributions and would be irrelevant culturally if all California exports were gone. They claim we're uneducated and cry illegals and other trigger words because they can't grasp the greatness of our state. Sure, we have immigrants, but they're more conservative than most other residents and the illegal ones don't collect taxes, leaving millions on the table. Our schools are some of the best in the nation and are competitive in the fields they offer, not known just for football.

>7.1

Ah yes, those vapid materialistic cultural exports are really something to be proud of

still a better post than the average in Yea Forums and Yea Forums

Hopefully the next one sets off Yellowstone Caldera.

God really hates California

based.

fuck conservacucks

I hope a few 9.5s hit right off the coast and spark a tsunami. Fuck California.

keep at it lad all this butthurt means you did good

good post. This would actually make great pasta.

This would have severe consequences for ALL of your country, so be careful what you wish for.

That's the point, Chief.

Just like home,...right?

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That's not how the earth works brainlet

So you have a death wish but want all of your countrymen to die with you?

Or are you from Hawaii and just wish for the mainland to get BTFO while hoping you'd be safe on your island?

either way, not a very patriotic attitude desu

SJ here, didn't feel nuffins

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The former.

isn't patriotism punishable by death in germany

You watch too much tv

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FLYOVERS ALWAYS WIN BABY

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Hmm, not sure if I should wish you good luck desu

Why don't you just move elsewhere if you hate Americans so much?

No, turns out Trudeau wasn't eligible to run for chancellor here

I don't hate Americans, I love America and being American. I would just rather be dead, but killing myself is so much work. Rather just let nature do it desu. Plus then I can die with my wife, my dad, and my best friend all at the same time.

Remember when subverting your host country was punishable by lampshade?

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I have good news for you then: Eventually nature will take your life, whether you like it or not.

Don't be so impatient and just wait until that happy day for you comes.
No need to drag your loved ones and all of your countrymen with you desu

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>trump says he's going to make the opioid epidemic a national emergency and do a ton to try to solve the issues
>has done literally nothing, hillbillies in the MW and south keep dying at alarming rates

>trump keeps propping up the useless coal industry, making MW and southerners proud to go into mines into extremely dangerous work that ultimately kills them

THANK YOU BASED TRUMP MAGA MAGA MAGA

Go back to your $1200 bed, Jarvis. Real americans are talking

>/pol/
there's your problem
actual 15 years retards

>annual fires
>perpetual failure sports teams
>spend thousands of dollars a month for a broom closet apartment
>shit in the streets
>LITERAL BLACK PLAGUE
>eventual apocalyptic earthquake
But hey, at least you have nice food!

>subhuman spics getting btfo by G-d on 4th of july weekend
lmao based

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The conservatives/Repubs who hate California clearly have never been here. Outside of the Bay Area, Sacramento, and LA/SD pretty much the rest of the state is indistinguishable from middle America both on scenery and beliefs.

>the places in california where barely anybody lives are totally like the other places in the US where barely anybody lives

no shit

>if you get rid of some of the worst places in the US, it's nice
I mean, I guess?

SOMEONE LEFT THE CAKE OUT IN THE RAIN

>California is a hell scape guys, trust me!!!!

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Only SF has shit in the streets. Take out the crazy areas of LA and the Bay and it’s a comfy fucking state.

no i didnt say the midwest and south

>can only respond with le epic black and white 15-year-old meme
So this is the power of the Coast...

I've never seen such a poor post from such a rare flag before.

>eeeeeeeewwwwwww yuckeeeee there's like NAZIS and CONSERVATIVES there yuck and gross and boo

Lel. Fucking based.

>does this nice park distract you from the hordes of favela monkeys across the road
Lie back and take your kicking commie.

Redpilled.

Why do you harbor so much hate for a state that you've probably never been to?

Chargers or Clippers

Why do you harbor so much hate for 47 states you've never been to?

I don't. Even if I don't want to live in that state, I still don't celebrate natural disasters.

no one from california sits there celebrating when states in the midwest are affected by tornadoes, or southern states get hurricanes. it's only those savages who do shit as psychopathic as celebrating when a state gets an earthquake or fire or something, why, because the state doesnt share the same political beliefs as you? because there's a small group of people who are over the top feminists/SJWs/gays?

Brazilians go to Disney World in Florida, not Disneyland in California.

>this thread was celebrating opioid deaths and the mining deaths that are apparently everywhere in the midwest while chestthumping superiority
Hmm

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That isn't true though

this is it ? is it the infamous san andreas fault one ?