Thanks for buying me orange juice, user!

this lass is not pretty at all

>Are you ever going to pay half of it?
Don't be silly, user.

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bootleg laure

>bootleg laure
who?

Gonna go watch that vide where she fucks a black guy and makes her dad and brother watch.

she ugly

ah a classic thread

I don't even know you anymore lana

Jamal really taking one for the team. No one else would be willing to date a girl as ugly as her haha i-i'm out of her league haha

look at this dude

bro she's unironically not very attractive. She's got stereotypical british genetics and fat arms.

she basically looks like a blonde rat

>thanks for saving Yea Forums one thread at a time, user!

no bully

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Whew.

she's gonna get completely exposed in 2 years time. You can see the fatty within trying to get out. Sure, she'll look "thicc" for the next year or two, but trust me, she's going to look like shit soon. Not even memeing

>paying for a pornstar

sorry sweetie I forgot my wallet in my other pair of jeans

>Wow, came to watch finals all alone? It's okay user! I can give some pity popcorn for free ;)

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Lana, listen, I try to do something nice for you and your immediate reaction is to take your clothes off? Who hurt you? I find this lack of self esteem very unappealing young lady

Based and redpilled

She learned this response as a child. Porn "stars" are all molested as kids. If she wanted a a toy or some candy she has to show her special parts. Very tragic life, many such cases.

is it her real dad and bro?

where the fuck is robert?!?

Robert is currently on maternity leave. Thank you for your understanding.

>bro she's unironically not very attractive. She's got stereotypical british genetics and fat arms.
He posts on a Friday evening

says the man also posting on a Friday evening

>Glad you like it, M'am. Now I'd like to talk to you about our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ.

>Thanks for buying me spaghetti, user. It's not like I specifically asked for orange juice or anything...

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>spending money on a whore ''''''''actress''''''''
could never be me

Don't fucking lie to me, I know he's in the mines

haha he did it again xD epic!!

>Thanks for letting me use your face as a chair after my evening jog user!

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Hey no problem any time. In fact we don't need regular chairs in this house haha

I know a girl who has a similar face

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No problem! Its cool meeting you, tell me, what do you do for a living? haha

>we gon get kawhi

thats mango

Nice to meet you too! I'm a well-known Hardcore pornographic actress, having starred in hundreds of scenes! I once did double anal AND Mandingo in one day because I wanted to finish the film quickly and get it out to my fans! I'm surprised you've never heard of me, user :P

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Am I the only one who would sniff the spot she sat on the moment whe left the room for a minute?

Based whore

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>Thanks for buying me these shoes, user!

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y....youu... you too

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Quintessential Yea Forums post

>workout, fat bitch!

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I'd give her a workout