/nba/

barrett with that mamba mentality. You miss every shot you don't take

fizdale is a nigger

Zion looks like someone made a Redguard in Skyrim and set his face length to the minimum

imagine the smell

Kawaii 2.0

>got his shit stuffed 4 times
>only scored on wide open dunks
>already fucking up his knees
>has to go full giganigga mode to impact a summer league game
>0 skills
what's up with this bust /nba/?

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the bitches you can get when youre NBA rich

ewww get your hair outside your sticky armpits!!!

>Avengers shit
Cringe

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envision the aroma

Y'all niggas dreamed it.
I've seen it.
Body warm, heart anemic

I REALLY MEAN IT

>knicks starters losing to pellies summer league team without zion

>gowiz
so pathetic at life

what is that shit on his neck

>RJ
>19% fgm
JUST

>Tim Heidecker shit
the biggest of cringe

the smell

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fizdale is a garbage coach knicks went full virtue signaling. kind of a bad move cause now if they screw up you can't fire them

Is that the same knee he injured at Duke?

Everyone who thinks Zion is bust post your favorite dipset song

BUST

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i miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe...

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EARTHFUCKING QUAKE RIGHT NOW IN LA
HOLY SHIT

demar to the lakers and he wins a ring and becomes a lakers legend...

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When I watched him in college he looked solid. I don't know how good he'll be in the NBA but he won't be a bust

t. Sam Hyde
Your shit is trash

Yet a lot of big players marry more in their "league".

HOLY SHIT EARTHQUAKE!

OH SHIT EARYHQUAKE

fuck off lebitch you cant have demar

Who /Earthquake/ here?

>Zion gets crushed by the jumbotron in an earthquake

dipset sucked then and they suck now

unironically better than reddit incarnate tim heidecker who is even more insecure than i am

HOLY SHIT I FEEL THAT EARTHQUAKE BAD IN IRVINE. WHERE IS THE EPICENTER???

ok whose mother sat down in the arena

kawhi on the way

>LA will sink to the bottom of the ocean before Kawhi decides

I'm shook right now, that was stronger than the last one.

lol earthquake

NO EARTHQUAKES IN TORONTO

HE STAY

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>tfw midwest and only experienced a few earthquakes in my life

hahah LA fags, even GOD HIMSELF is telling Kawhi to stay the fuck away from there

god's plan

EARTH QUAKE

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EVEN MOMMA NATURE HATES BUSTS, LABRON AND SILVER

SWALLOW EM UP

fizdale is the perfect coach for a shitty young team, once your team gets better you get a new coach

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Tyle the creator with thie genius marketing

post itt if he gone

why would kawhi want to play for the lakers when LA sinks into the pacific ocean

based

have sex

fuck I missed the happening

so many flyovers here never experienced a fucking earthquake

Whatever you say, Sam.

clips4food sat down

he jumped up and down

Fiz wife looks bored at this game. She'd rather be somewhere spending his money

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lmao gonna need a webm of david griffin looking shook as fuck during the earthquake

'CAUSE YOU MAKE MY EARTH QUAKE
OH, YOU MAKE MY EARTH QUAKE
RIDING AROUND, YOUR LOVE IS SHAKIN' ME UP AND IT'S MAKING MY HEART BREAK
'CAUSE YOU MAKE MY EARTH QUAKE (EARTH QUAKE, OOH)
OH, YOU MAKE MY EARTH QUAKE
RIDING AROUND, YOUR LOVE IS SHAKIN' ME UP AND IT'S MAKING MY HEART BREAK

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DEM BIG OL SAN ANTONIO WOMEN

yesterday was 6.4
this was is 7.1. even bigger

This is a warning for Kawhi.

>Zion took knee-to-knee contact and won't return, per ESPN.

greg oden 2.0

does he let players fugg his wife?

Imagine if that earthquake killed all the ballers there. Lebron, Lonzo, Zion, AD, they're all dead. That would be fucking based.

Oh fuck

based.

LEARN TO SWIM, SEE YOU DOWN IN ARIZONA BAY

Bitchass flyovers fags. Not used to earthquakes. I live right on the Hayward fault line

I felt that shit all the way in Los Angeles

Sodom is LA

Gomorrah is Vegas

God has judged you for your sins

Leave before the fire and brimstone consumes you

save DeMar

lmao

KAWHI COMING HOME TO EARTHQUAKE FREE TORONTO

GOD HAS SPOKEN

i flew out of LA last friday thank god bros

>caliquakia

>I live right on the Hayward fault line
yay area raise up

>Magnitude 7.1
That's pretty huge

>bragging about living on a fault line
i cant wait for you and your shitty house to be swallowed up

coming to a twitter page near you:
>OMG ZION IS SO EXPLOSIVE HE CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE DURING HIS NBA DEBUT

GODS PLAN

Kawhi come home to Toronto, it's safe.

How does someone "own" summer league? The fuck?

what's with LA and earthquakes

>Zion Williamson took an arrow to knee

Shut up biblecuck

These flyovers itt are pussy
I already knew the Canadians were pussy but you flyovers would lose the civil war

DeShook getting even more shook than usual

GODS PLAN

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The Lord will destroy LA

You consider yourself a pious man Kawhi?

Isn't it fucking nerve-racking living on fault lines??

>Las Vegas
>flyover

i survived the earthquake. give gibs

earthquake status?

indian women are loyal broski

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>Sodom is LA
this is my fetish

dumb fuck it's the most powerful quake in cali in 20 years

CAUSE IM PRAYING FOR RAIN
IM PRAYING FOR TIDAL WAVES
I WANNA SEE THE GROUND GIVE WAY
I WANNA WATCH IT ALL GO DOWN
MOM PLS FLUSH IT ALL AWAY
I WANNA SEE IT GO RIGHT DOWN
I WANNA WATCH IT GO RIGHT IN
WATCH YOU FLUSH IT ALL AWAY

bros my house just split pen

trash album

shook

yeah if I lived there I’d be worried everyday a repeat of 93 was going to happen

>speakers still shakin

lonzo's mixtape is that fire

God has spoken.

Kawhi is coming home to SAFE Toronto.

WTF my living room just split open and i can see lava

Fuck, first the earthquake now reddit is down, I don't know what to do

KNICKS SHOOK, LITERALLY!

>going back to the locker room
lmao

LA is going to break off from the continent due to earthquakes before Kawhi signs.

how come girls don't want a guy who looks like this anymore

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I'm hearing a bunch of fire engines outside. Old people must have had a heart attack.

a 9.0 might hit soon. i scared my home is very old

Kawhi literally just made his decision. You've all just heard it.

94*

>end of times are here

cool i was bored

finally the rapture is happening. get the LA inhabitants the fuck outta here

LA IS LITERALLY SHOOK KAWHI WONT SIGN LMAOOOOO

Neither can I

>living in a place where the ground regularly moves
>taxes out of the ass
>hotter than hell
>homeless everywhere

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bros... reddit is down...

she's upset they took zion out.

john wall just landed in LA

DONT LEEAAVE

ITS MY FAULT

They probably never did

that's what you fags get for spamming cheetos burgers

>Neither can I
based

maybe reddit is down because of the breaking news that Kawhi's coming home?

I'm hearing toronto real estate market just spiked. Leonards and Johnsons are a big clan. Hmmm..

And its still better than your flyover shithole lmao.

>that feel when the Earth literally quaked around me and I just sipped my $1 tall can and refreshed Yea Forums
Bring on the big one

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So what happens, Armageddon happens on Earth? Is it like a war between heaven and hell? I'm fucking down.

>hotter than hell
Flyover piece of shit, freeze to death

reminder that Yujiro Hanma could stop a earthquake with a single punch

>Zion was such a flop for ESPN they had to manufacture some earthquake drama for views

Cope and seethe

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where do you live?

Kawhi isn't going to live in a shit infested stinkhole that has earthquakes every 2 days

wait so what happened?

Aftershock you know what that means? Kawhi confirmation to LA soon

hope the speakers crash onto the court

If LA is destroyed by earthquakes, where do the Lakers play?

how about u retards make them stop swaying

>speakers still you don't know the answers sway

i can't die before hitting diamond on League.

If this doesn't make you realize that climate change is real please fucking kill yourself.

Atlantis

>if you shit on LA you must be a flyover
imagine being this braindead
i'm from just outside of NYC

Is this the most >Knicks thing ever?

earthquake

youtu.be/BBAtAM7vtgc

fuck summer league, post kanye.

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only when they have a good game

bakersfield

Meanwhile, Austin Spurs get blown out next door

like at the las vegas summer league arena?

only trumptards deny climate change

all we need is a major wildfire to really rep the Cali way

>Jorge Sedano dead in a elevator

rip in pieces

listening to the dreamville tape desu ne

what song is that playing in the arena bros

They felt it there and they are waiting for the speakers to stop swaying

SOMEONE CALL THE ROCK HE CAN STOP SAN ANDREAS

old towns road

>Lakers have an agreement with the Pels and Wiz to extend the trade for Kawhi

Fuck, Kawhi is going to make us wait until Monday at the earliest.

can they at least show Cassidy Hubbarth's cute ass during this break

>LA literally falling apart
He. Stay.

Bitch I'm back out my coma
Waking up on your sofa
When I park my Range Rover
Slightly scratch your Corolla
Okay, I smashed your Corolla
I'm hanging on a hangover
Five years we been over
Ask me why I came over
One more hit and I can own ya
One more fuck and I can own ya
One cold night in October
Pussy had me floating
Feel like Deepak Chopra
Pussy had me dead
Might call 2Pac over

>My Rapties are owning the Lakers even geologically

based

this has literally nothing to do with climate change, but this is bait and idk why i'm giving you the (you)

Masai should take the Wiz job for a day, cancel the trade and come back

Doris looks scared bros I want to hold her and reassure her everything will be ok...

benny and the jets by elton john

Bakersfield would be destroyed too. They could play in Seattle

>literally anything happens
>y'all believe in climate change now?

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Good thing the epicenter is in bumfuck nowhere

Jake Paul is gonna marry Tana Mongeau

I heard you need a new....fad (a new....fad)
I heard you need a new....stack (a new....stack)

i looked at ma jawdins and i wess liek damn these jawns is fuccin shaking brehj nigga damn da rapture here aight lemme get sum popeyes b4 u take me up der jesus i truss u n shiet but i needa eat namsayyin?

lol

did people die? 7.1 is massive

They say the next one will be big and it will happen near San Francisco. Hopefully it will wipe all those faggots off the map. Doing God's will.

Epicenter is San Bernardino in the mountains, halfway point between Bakersfield, LA and Vegas.

Yeezus>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MBDTF

>Earthquake before the decision

God's

Plan.

have sex

>jawdins
lost

The epicenter is in Lancaster so I doubt we'll find out for a couple of days. Only hicks and homeless people live in Lancaster.

Before the big one hits I just wanna say I fuckin love y'all

make coitus

inordinately redpilled

>whiteside
>bazemore
>hezonja
>tolliver
are they going back to the wcf?

love you too lakersbro. btw lakers are winning 30 games

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for real for real for real this time

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>I doubt we'll find out for a couple of days
you know flip phones exist right? right?

ya seethe?

bro what the fuck the shit isn't even moving anymore, get back out onto the court and fucking play

atheists getting shook by GOD

>Earthquake putting life at risk

>Toronto sunny and comfy

HE

STAY

I find these commentators trying to color cast an earthquake hilarious.

>muh earthquake

>living in a barren shithole wasteland with literally no potable water and the only thing to look forward to is wildfires and earthquakes

californian dipshits deserve it tbdesu

btw Memphis is the next dynasty, you are foolish if you don't recognize the amount of talent that team has locked away

Update: the San Andreas fault runs through those mountains, named the San Gabriel mountain range

lol no memes this could literally be a prelude to the big one. Golden State and Lelkers can't catch a break lmao Ballmer better make that San Diego move soon, at least they'll be spared

>Toronto sunny and comfy

The coldest minimum temperature of −33 °C (−27 °F) was recorded on January 10, 1859. The coldest temperature recorded at Toronto Pearson International Airport was −31.3 °C (−24.3 °F) on January 4, 1981, and the coldest windchill recorded was −44.7 °C (−48 °F) on the same day.

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>zion unironically is just randle with hops
oh no
at least hes not rj barrett?

Always said if I rapped, I'd say somethin' significant
But now I'm rappin' 'bout money, hoes, and rims again

Ja Morant..
What's his ceiling?

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can i get a quick rundown on zion and bennet

only idiots allow themselves to get killed by puny 7.1 earthquakes

Gameboard.

>bringing up temperatures from 30 years ago
C O P E

alpha as fugg

earthquake needs to hit northern california. leave southern california alone

Gods Plan

Gods Plan

I hit Cali with an earthquake, oh

I get Kawhi to come back, oh

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god i hope larry is fine...

Jarren Jackson Jr..
What's his ceiling?

>[Charania] Unfortunate news: #Pelicans rookie Zion Williamson has died after a large chunk of the ceiling fell on top of him while in the locker room, arena officials tell @TheAthleticNBA @Stadium.

lmao those phoenix players faces

If Kawhi stays the next quake will kill him.

cali literally has the best weather in the world you pea brain nigga.

what an idiot

Mike Conley on steroids minus the defense
Literally Chris Bosh

B&R. Graduation & CD are the GOAT kanye albums.

>jcringe

d rose with slightly less athleticism and a lot more playmaking

I'm good bro bro. out here smoking dabs about to catch a cheeky fap. you can't stop /WL/

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Damn bros LeBeta was about to get that work from Lonzo, he's lucky he had cameras and witnesses on the real.

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>people still think climate change is a meme

Lol

Just heard from woj. Not an earthquake, zion just farted. Carry on

>listening to the dreamville tape desu ne

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listening to cole and drake is HRT for poor people, let her live her life user.

doris burke praying rn

based doris is gonna pray for us

What’s Luka’s ceiling?

1993 is kino

START THE GAME YOU FAGGOTS YOURE NOT IN DANGER

AAAAH DORIS FUCK ME ONE LAST TIME BEFORE WE ALL FUCKING DIE AAAAH

>knicks making a comeback
>7.1 earthquake
team is cursed

>Califagnian posters about to be crushed to death in the next 5 years
what a time to be alive

Kern county is a fucking mess bros

houses fell down

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Aww Doris Burke is scared shitless

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based af

will he EVER make up his fucking mind?

complete with the landings that make you think he's ready to blow out his knee

gang gang

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do you think she wet her pants a little haha that would be so gross!

this is the only thing that scares me about him
still looking forward to watching memphis next season though - gonna be an entertaining team

I blame climate change for these earthquakes its racist and it needs to stop now

So should we count on a Kawhi decision today or tomorrow or nah?

literally proves kyries theory that earth is flat

If you ever feel a major earthquake, you have to expect a major tsunami is following. If the big one ever happened, expect all the beach cities inhabitants to die a gruesome death.

>plate tectonics is caused by emissions

lmao

Kawhi is coming home to SAFE Toronto.

damn really makes you think

people died in an earthquake and all you care about is kawhi? really nigga?

At this point, it may take him another week, especially with the Lakers being allowed to delay the trade. He isn't operating on a normal human clock. He is an alien and he's unpredictable.

>people died
Source?

I care way more about Kawhi than the entire country of USA

>He is an alien and he's unpredictable

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This black dude next to Doris has a teddy bear face

just swim through it

If everybody in California died, how would Yea Forums celebrate? I wouldn't be able to see it cause I would be dead.

when you feel like shit remember that Logan Paul dumped this.

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turn on kern county scanner r-tard

Americans get quake’d, hurricane’d, ‘nado’d, drought’d, etc

Meanwhile it gets kinda cold here in the winter

I know which Kawhi would choose

Toronto has no quakes.

Kawhi, come home.

why do americans die in hurricanes?

genuinely couldn't care less, nobody I care about lives in California

you forgot to mention all of the places that they get shot up at as well

samefag

Christ, I hope no californian team comes out of the west. One of the Mormons, Blazers, Nuggers better win the wcf, I wouldnt want my rapties dying in a quake as they clinch the repeat during another road game.

people die every day

hurricanes are alpha storms unlike earthquakes and tornadoes, you just wouldnt know unless you were in one

im literally shaking.

youtu.be/LRtAvGzZr9I

Looking like the Bulls won the draft

I'm pretty sure the Canadian posting is the mentally ill 24/7 faggot who is also Larry.

>the big one hits
>yellowstone finally explodes
I can't wait bros, it's gonna be lit

coby white was trash

I'm hoping my east Rapties play my west Rapties(Nuggies)

have you seen what a hurricane looks like. it's fuckign crazy. homes and buildings need to be prepped weeks in advance or there would be total destruction

mainly because people are told to evacuate and they don't because we don't want niggers taking our stuff while we're gone

>the mentally ill 24/7 faggot who is also Larry
wait wut?

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typical narcissistic califagnian already asking how he will be remembered. i will pick up the shitposting slack for you my soon to be dead brother.

Good, Fuck LA

>murrikans asking Bahamas if he has seen hurricanes
lol

Better than Barrett at least

>evan turner injured

californians are too based to die in an earthquake desu

niggers are the dumbasses who refuse to evacuate so they can stay and loot

>I'm pretty sure the Canadian posting is the mentally ill 24/7 faggot who is also Larry.

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>kawahi comes back to socal
>another 7.1 earthquake
Coincidence? I think not!

hue

canada larry, brazillarry, 24/7, sparks, wiltposter? all the same guy

>I'm pretty sure the Canadian posting is the mentally ill 24/7 faggot who is also Larry.

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demars not looking too good bros...

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Notice how the Brazilian posts start when the Canadian posts stop. This is a definite sign.

Nigga shut the fuck up

Kawhi please come home. I don't wanna see you die in LA.

Sodom is SF you fucking retard, August 11th you'll see a real earthquake hit that place

wow its almost like nearly every hurricane that makes landfall in the USA passes over this country, of course Ive experienced them
American buildings are genuinely flimsy as fuck, the only "structures" that ever get destroyed here are haitian shanty towns made out of sheet metal
learn to build then you won't fucking die
If your homes were structurally sound you wouldnt need to evacuate lmao

PJ always /fa/ af

>August 11th you'll see a real earthquake hit that place
something you wanna tell us user?

Tyler Herro's first 3 games of summer league:
Game 1: 18 points on 5 threes
Game 2: 20 points, 2 steals
Game 3: 23 points on 4 threes and 3 steals.

past 15 posts were literally all me

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>”I was against all white people”

>”They've got no idea what it's all about. The white guys, they work hard, but they don't have the talent. And the rest of them? Who knows what to expect? They're not good for much of anything."

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past 16 were all me

Another buyout option for the Lakers, here's what he would look like Photoshoped

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They spawn tornados and bring tons of water, knocks out power, and a bear constant 100 mph winds

its called the USGS

You already posted this earlier, no one cares

Is he the great white hope?

you dont know what youre talking about at all mate

>living anywhere near Yellowstone

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ok retard
continue to have preventable deaths and millions displaced

Fuck I thought Missouri was safe.

PG: Fox (Afro Samurai)
SG: Herro
SF: Kawaii
PF: Hachimura
C: ???

So close to the full japanese squad

>"Hey user, do you have a minute? I'd like to talk to you about my struggles with depression and the importance of mental health."

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Is she elite?
totalprosports.com/2019/07/03/ig-model-gets-dms-exposed-by-friends-showing-deandre-hopkins-asking-to-run-train-with-uncle-pics/

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what did he even do?

>just outside of the circle
feels good

I'd befriend Derozan, why the fuck not. He's rich as fuck

are seriously arguing with an american about how they should spend public funds? theyre brainwashed retards.

DON'T CAAAAAARE

Something something, military. ktla.com/2019/07/04/earthquake-centered-in-remote-mojave-desert-is-known-for-robust-aftershock-sequences/

be around blacks

Vermont is the safest place in the entire world

>LeBron Curry and the rest of the West Coast dies due to earthquake
>Yfw Kyrie is too smart to live and play inside the Yellowstone Deathzone

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Do you think fitzdale's wife jiggled during the earthquake? Just asking haha

nope faggot. I'd rather stand my ground and castle law any hurricanes stepping onto my property

imagine all the pussy that these cities have

Nobody in North America is safe from the ashes post-eruption

I’d mourn you

Are they racist over there?

Thirsty much

>tfw not an instagram thot

it's not fair.

Sure, man. It's like, after all these years, is the only thing you have going for you. It's all so tiresome. Money is great, fame is great. But you gotta ask yourself, what do you want? Who are you? You're not just some stat sheet. Come here, man.

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so how did rj do?

I live in Tampa Bay and hurricane Irma came right through us a couple years ago. It was category 1 or 2 but that's still pretty strong.
I got drunk as fuck, passed out, and slept through the whole storm. Fell asleep on the couch right next to a big glass window too. I even went outside at one point in the night just to feel the wind. Shit was cray cray but not enough to kill me. Hurricanes are pussy shit tbqh with u.

Zion looks like trash,what a bust he's going to be

kek back in my day you'd get stoned for that kind of behavior

Take notes.

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shit, forced everything and looked nervous

morning retards. Has kawhi made a decision yet?

mamba mode in full effect

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already went to the lakers an hour ago, keep up

so another confirmed bust for my knicksies? aw geez.

I let strippers eat my ass from the back

They don't usually attack unless provoked

>large community doomsday bunker
fuck that shit

Sign + trade to the Wizards

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The only natural disaster that could kill me is a volcano erupting like pompeii. Even then I'm sure I could outrace the lava, it's just whether or not I could breathe with the ash and suit in the air. Maybe an earthquake could get me too if it was magnitude 9-10

sign and trade with the spurs for Demar

Your bitch ass would die from food poisoning or pneumonia or some shit

The ash from an eruption that big would bury you alive

A hurricane, lightning, tsunami or having sex with a woman could all easily kill you, you flaming fucking faggot.

Raps get DeMar, Jakob Poeltl, and the Raps picks. Spurs get Danny Green and Kawhi Leonard

Strudel, Cinnamon Toast Crunch or ritz crackers?

What should I snack on

>The only natural disaster that could kill me is a volcano
>Maybe an earthquake could get me
this is the face of mental illness

toaster strudel

>I-I'm sorry Kawhi. I'm sorry for everything!
>It's OK Pops. That's all I've wanted to hear this whole time

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Or you guys biggest nation killer, gingivitis.

Does anybody else get pissed when their gf says a male celebrity is hot? I know it’s petty but it pisses me the fuck off bros.

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that is the funniest post i've read all year

lmao

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LOL Nigel status?

REAL NIGGA KAHWI

BIG NIGGA ANT

LEBRON IS DAT NIGGA

DEY RELLY OUCHHHEEEEEAAAAAAA

this cant be real

S H O O K

>suit in the air

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to see the product to teen boys and 20-something women.
simple as.

Shoot yourself.

arigato

damn cuz

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Literally who can stop my Rapties?

God is on our side.

cavity creep mad lmao

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Brush your teeth

>wizards going 82-0 next season
B A S E D

it's called an aftershock, kiddo
new to the West coast?

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samewiz

damn nigga

kek

bris, i need another aftershock to hit so i can finish

i cant get enough of earthfap since yesterday
its like im cumming with the planet bros

im addicted

nah, we going 66-16 then we winning 16 straight for 82 wins

i miss gowiz desu senpai

i will be announcing my decision tomorrow .

goodnight /spuh/

>its like im cumming with the planet bros

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OK it's 7.1, that doesn't sound like an aftershock.
My mistake. Sorry, lads.
I'm going to miss LA, especially the Chateau.

finish watching your bocchi backlog
she will help heal you into making the right decision

I've counted atleast 10 gopiss proxies

>its like im cumming with the planet bros

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BREAKING NEWS: The Toronto Raptors have agreed to a sign and trade sending Kawhi Leonard and Danny Green to the San Antonio Spurs for DeMar DeRozan, Jakob Poeltl and the Raptors' protected 2019 first-round pick, the Raptors announced Friday.

>BREAKING NEWS: The Toronto Raptors have agreed to a sign and trade sending Kawhi Leonard and Danny Green to the San Antonio Spurs for DeMar DeRozan, Jakob Poeltl and the Raptors' protected 2019 first-round pick, the Raptors announced Friday.

Jordan and the bulls were getting btfo in the 99 finals against Duncan if they stayed together

I can already see the future, 5 years 190 million.

Wild fanfare.

Wild anticipation for the coming year. Disappointment to end it.

New hope building, but tension mounting.

Two years after, the load management curtailed. A frustrated superstar turned on by the rabid mob. A trade demanded, an anger compounded.

And then he gone again.

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am i one

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3 earthquakes in the last 2 days? It's official....GOD HATES US!

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kawhi was literally born to wear this jersey. he will be buried in this jersey. even if he goes to the lakers, he will return and end his career here.

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How has Canada remained the funniest posters since 2014?

Are they the 90s bulls of shitposting?

Bruh could this shit actually happen???

youtube.com/watch?v=iUAtoGaqnIo

>dig hole in ground
>put dick in hole
>earthquake
You now have an earth gf

Why does God hate LA bros?

Can't go to the Lakers if Staples is a pile of concrete.

He

Stay.

can John Wall walk into his house?

idk Canadian bro, I gotta feeling He hates San Fran more

Kek. Nigel BTFO

I’m in la

Is this what planet namek felt like when Frieza and goku fought?

I want off this ride

fuck you talkin 'bout, bwoh?

Drake - God's Plan

he called it

Kawhi coming home to Toronto.

Is LeBron, AD, and Kawhi enough to beat me and my dad 3-on-2?

satan made spics out of mud

they would need a bench

>mfw the Lelkers win the Kawhi

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>How has Canada remained the funniest posters since 2014?
We drink a lot of water, and eat a balanced diet. Fucking your mom helps, too.

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This thread got more cancer than Craig sager

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Brazil?

Bro this shit is actually gonna happen one day...

youtube.com/watch?v=t3FuTWbCr6M

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Thursday's quake is now known as a "foreshock" when an aftershock is larger than the originally quake. Lucy Jones of California Institute of Technology's seismology lab said in a press conference Friday that a magnitude 6 aftershock would be "not surprising."

none of those have anything to do with us, maybe the taxes part tho

ref right there. lol
good grief

is there handwash stations on that parade route?

Your joke sucked more cock then your mom UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH Get it? Because women suck a lot of cock. Kill yourself

cant believe this ugly ass nigga is a world champ

I will not let it fucking go

Bogut literally PUSHED Siakam to the ground after he got the rebound after lowrys miss on a fast break layup IN FRONT OF THE REFS

Someone should be fined or fired

just saw what kidney stones looks like and immediately jumped outta my chair and went to drink water

>RJ Clankit
>Zion Cantshootiamson

>>if you shit on LA you must be a flyover
>imagine being this braindead
>i'm from just outside of NYC

Upstate or LI?

Pretty redundant when you have AIDS

I'm pretty sure they have surgery to get rid of kidney stones now. It's not like you gotta piss it out like the old days.

AYO where my max contract at?

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youtube.com/watch?v=-EoTVsG4KII
>5:00

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So is Lillard overrated?

Well they wouldn’t be the safest place in the world if they let niggers in

>still hasnt signed
Fuck it. I don't give a shit anymore. Just fucking sign ANYWHERE and stop fucking up the entire league you self centered cuck. Sabotging two of the three teams is a fucked move.

baby
why dont you just meet me in the middle

one day jupiter is going to blow up, one day the sun is going to burn out, one day our galaxy is going to crash into another galaxy (not that big of a deal) etc.

RIP bong bong

:)

yellowstone putting us in another ice age is probably what is gonna happen. the surviving humans if any will slowly evolve with thick hide or blubber. very based

hoping kawhi's uncle has a heart attack and dies

Waiting for the new Kimetsu no Yaiba episode like

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which nba player is that

can't wait for real shit like Akira, Spriggan and Vinland Saga get their adaptations, i'm tired of shonen

don't. if that happened fucking kawahi wouldnt sign for another month.

>can't wait for real shit like Akira, Spriggan and Vinland Saga get their adaptations, i'm tired of shonen

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lmao i'm crying

>watching anime when young Justice is back

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only anime you should be hype for is eva 3.0+1.0

Lillard and Kyrie are overrated, they aren't good enough to be a first option if you aren't content with a playoff series win every two years, Westbrook is just bad.

american cartoons are all trash

GWEE GITTIN GAWHAIY

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>rebuilds

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>only anime you should be hype for is eva 3.0+1.0

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Kawhi is leaving btw

>only anime you should be hype for is eva 3.0+1.0

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Another major swarm of earthquakes just happened in the last 10 mins with some M5 or above. We might get hit again soon. Hold on bros.

If digits its the big one

>american cartoons are all trash

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>liking anime

expected more from you brazilarry 2.0

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Wizards status?

wdym larry? you saying you don't like some quality japanese animation bro?

Good question

Megas XLR is better than 80% of mech anime’s

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/nba/ is a pro-anime general. Get used to it.

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>only anime you should be hype for is eva 3.0+1.0

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why dont they just put a lid on yellowstone

>mobb psycho

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>/nba/ is a pro-anime general

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>niggas whom'st'nt don't enjoy Mob Psycho

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check my 3

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i dont like anime

i like white bitches and kpop bitches

all larry associates are uber chads. watching anime goes against our policy except dbz and yuyu hakusho. those are larry approved content

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>i like white bitches and kpop bitches

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>i dont like anime
>
>i like white bitches and kpop bitches

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wtf dude.
get back on your meds, ffs.

I watch those shitty capeshit shows like Jessica Jones and green arrow

dont meme arrow me you idiots

>i dont like anime

>i like white bitches and kpop bitches

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>i like white bitches and kpop bitches

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based

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>I watch those shitty capeshit shows like Jessica Jones and green arrow

>dont meme arrow me you idiots

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i'll do the funny green word meme to anyone I feel like, loser

>/nba/ is NOT a pro-anime general

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*farts*

Kawhi needs to sign to bring balance back to /nba/

>i'll do the funny green word meme to anyone I feel like, loser

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Is it true Black guys are the most down low homosexual group of guys in the western hemisphere?

issa hobby larry i don't watch it everyday like those losers

is mia malkova being cucked here?

Can we stop acting like this isn’t the best general in Yea Forums history.

The level of shitposting talent that is made here is like the US in basketball internationally

>Is it true Black guys are the most down low homosexual group of guys in the western hemisphere?

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yeah see: Atlanta

yea, all 6 of my bf's are black

>Can we stop acting like this isn’t the best general in Yea Forums history.
>
>The level of shitposting talent that is made here is like the US in basketball internationally

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>yea, all 6 of my bf's are black

niger

Hypothetically, say lakers extend their AD deal and by consequence the entire league extends their deals because kawahi still hasnt made up his fucking mind. Can the NBA do anything to make kawahi stop fucking up the entire process?

no, Kawhi has all of NBA in his klaws

it is by far the best general in this board

>the absolute state of this thread
SORT IT OUT

ok make a new thread, no anime allowed this time

im gonna be honest with you guys

Kawhi Leonard

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cocaine is a powerful drug