/afl/ Saturday - The Clock that doesn't tick Edition
>RESULTS SO FAR Hawks (67) def Collingwood (63)
>UPCOMING Essendon vs Sydney @ MCG - 1:45pm AEST Suns vs Richmond @ Metricon Stadium - 2:10 AEST Showdown: Adelaide vs Port Adelaide @ Adelaide Oval - 4:05pm ACST Bulldogs vs Cats @ Marvel Stadium - 7:25pm AEST Fred vs Iggles @ Optus Stadium - 6:10pm AWST
six slices of bread ~three tablespoons of butter a pack of sliced salami half a pack of sliced ham six slices of kraft singles
also 2x coffee, one topped with a big tablespoon of macadamia icecream
refeed making up for this weeks meth use
Nicholas Young
Reminder that Geelong are going to get KEKED this year.
With Collingwood losing last night, West Coast are going to overtake them on the ladder. The final ladder will finish: 1. Geelong 2. West Coast 3. Collingwood 4. Whoever
Let us assume that the winners will go based on ladder position. That means Geelong and West Coast win week one. That means the Preliminary Finals will be: Geelong vs Collingwood West Coast vs Whoever
Geelong vs Collingwood will be played at the MCG, Collingwood's home ground.
Jack Brown
rate my cheat day snack haul lads (no booze seeing how far I can get into dry July)
As for me, I think I'll spend the day watching the weeb movie marathon on the SBS channel.
Sebastian Morgan
Terrible game of footy tbqh.
Bentley Moore
Reminder that The Department of Human Services acknowledges the Traditional Custodians of the lands we live on.
We pay our respects to all Elders, past and present, of all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander nations.
Luke Phillips
>Swans have only beaten Essendon at the 'G once, 96 years ago. How?
Adam Ward
>Traditional Custodians
they did it for free
Benjamin Anderson
Never play there.
Elijah Hernandez
Imagine if they not only finished higher on the ladder than Collingwood but had already defeated them in the finals and then had to play them again on their home ground.
Samuel Carter
poor kick by majak
Nolan Robinson
Did someone really get Jack Steven to shove a horsecock up his arse hence why he took time off to "get his head right"?
Jackson Carter
no, Jack Sinclair convinced him to take one up the ass when they were high on meth. Couldn't look the team in the eye after the word spread so went to "get his head straight" (kek)
Brayden Cooper
Sounds like rape.
Caleb Barnes
gays are degenerate sexual predators, he's probably been locker room grooming him for some time and gaslit him into thinking it was his idea.
Owen Baker
Where's the proof of any of this tbqh I want to believe it anyway lol
Aiden Clark
Sinclair and Moore being closet faggots is the worst kept secret in the AFL. That's all the proof I need.
Gabriel Clark
I mean it's St Kilda, it's probably true.
Jace Morgan
love that they're booing Rampe
Joshua Smith
tipping Steven to literally commit pooicide if Saints don't make the 8
Juan Young
If it's so well-known, why do they still get games?
Hunter Johnson
equal opportunities and all that jazz. 2bh I don't care who you fuck as long as no-one is getting hurt against their will and you can do your fucking job on field but fags don't want equality (they've got it) they want benefits without responsibilities.
Hudson Hall
god this game has such shit skills
Andrew Price
IIRC there was rumors swirling heavily a few years back that a press conference was going to be held where 2 players were going to come out as gay, it was a rumor mill for a solid day and then a couple hours before the press conference was cancelled.
Oliver Torres
Where will I be able to stream the showdown?
Luke Davis
So when will eddie ask beams for his money back?
Jace Evans
They generally have a broadcast of the game on the screens in the concourse at Adelaide Oval.
Andrew Watson
There is no way he gave him any money. The AFL would not allow such an obvious breach of the salary cap.
Luis Stewart
Still waiting on Momeme to come out and say what Australian player called him a terrorist. It was probably Warner or some shit
Brayden Cooper
They generally have a stream of urine coming out of your penis in the public toilets at Adelaide Oval
Charles Stewart
that's why he paid the bookie not Beams.
Levi Miller
I live a very long way away..
Jackson Rivera
Fuck you’re a fat cunt >cheat days
Austin Stewart
took gold coast with +57.5 points start i really underestimated just how fucking SHIT they are
Dominic Barnes
31kg down baby
Ryan Brooks
Beams did actually rape someone though, didn't he?
Caleb Wright
Who /tigs/ here? Fuck the suns make it 100 points
Jose Sanders
Good on you if true
Dylan Cruz
If you're a neet, why not invest the time into cooking nice food that is also healthy instead of eating this shit?
Jaxson Baker
thanks mate, keto is god tier for fatties.
I cook meals daily during the week.
Caleb Miller
pies fan here lads, sick of losing games we're leading for 90% of the match
Ethan Harris
the absolute state of the suns
Ayden Smith
who just woke up here who hangover
Isaac Morales
tigs on track to a 200 pointer here lads
Nicholas Price
How cute is the fox footy RSPCA ad :3
Joseph Long
Reminder that cheat days only reinforce the notion that shitty food is a reward and something you want, making it more difficult to stop eating such trash in the long run.
Henry Smith
it's the the Nathan Cuckley way
>the shanty town of Gold Coast
Lincoln Stewart
Why are low scores so common this season?
Jayden Long
I said rate my haul, not lecture me you illiterate bogan.
Kevin Roberts
666
Gavin Edwards
Where is the 'kick some goals suns' poster
Lucas Williams
swinging from the rafters at Metricon
Matthew Kelly
How do we fix St Kilda?
Joshua Bennett
Fuck off with this spam at the start of every thread.
Lucas Lewis
is trumpet guy at the suns game?
Christopher Scott
no u
Tyler Perez
Fix would imply that they're broken They're exactly what they should be and forever will be
Levi Wright
name something more based than richmond customers from qld
Kayden Anderson
How cute is the fox footy RSPCA ad :3
Colton Rivera
coaches rate rolling mauls. one of them oughta become the next wallabies coach
burn moorabbin to the ground and revoke the licence.
Michael Garcia
For me, it's smearing human excrement all over myself
Easton Clark
send them to Tassie to think about what they've done for the next 20 years, if they can't rebirth themselves there then fold them.
Nathaniel Rogers
Think he meant fix as in neuter. A reasonable course of action when dealing with sex offenders.
couldn't name a suns player apart from swallow desu.
Ethan Cooper
FUCK GAY ASS LEL
Jace Ward
big dic /cric/ long dong /afl/ smol coc /hoc/ teeny weenie /nrl/
Nolan Hernandez
Kayo
Lincoln Lopez
/nrl/ emptier than their stadiums HAHAHA
Samuel Ramirez
jesus sydney
Jack Evans
This game is putrid. Can we just call it off?
Mason Rivera
Nothing wrong a small penis, desu.
Jordan Collins
there's no mercy rule in AFL unfortunately, the betting jew won't allow it
Connor Smith
>Over 100 points at half time Please PLEASE gobsmack them by over 200 points, it's been too long
Ethan Lopez
we NEED 25 minute quarters
Ryan Allen
We need to introduce zoning rules... even soft ones where at least 1 player in each 50 at all times
Adrian Hughes
think the last time a team cracked the ton by halftime was 2011
Hudson Lee
Just had a chicken avo sandwich on multigrain and a chobani yogurt for my cheat meal lads
Julian Powell
How cute is the fox footy RSPCA ad :3
Christian Lopez
correct, confirmed by commentators
Easton Long
Get fucked. Just reduce the number of players on the field.
Anthony Watson
ISC are going tits up. Iggs, fred, both adelaides, sydney, essendon and pies will be looking for new jumper suppliers next year.
Jackson Bell
How cute is the fox footy RSPCA ad :3
Ryder Smith
leather pants bro from last night here lads i asked her if I could buy her pants like an autist and offered her fifty bucks she accepted got some nice leather pants now lads
Owen Cruz
based cotton on
Julian Diaz
$50 for a pair of leather pants seems cheap.
Gabriel Thomas
>it was the 233 game >smellbin laughing tbqh
Chase Johnson
This is going to be >our 186 lads.
Hudson Martinez
>woman willingly takes off her pants in front of you >you don't capitalize on this >believing any of this >the state of me
Andrew Hernandez
COME ON SUNNAS
Jackson Wood
fifty bucks plus a year of a qt wearing them
Ayden Collins
the team or st kilda?
James Bailey
2011 was the last kino year of AFL... its been downhill ever since
John Ross
IMAGINE if women were like that though lads
Ethan Gutierrez
last year of channel 10's coverage
Jordan Allen
wouldn't surprise me if the afl were lining up a league wide supplier like them. They love controlling shit like this.
Michael Howard
Fold the suns and have BASEDbane take their players as zone selections.
Noah Robinson
fold the suns and bring in a ballarat team
Jaxson Mitchell
NEED some /afl/ girl pee
Luis Foster
I didn't even consider this but checks out >Ballarat Not based Bendigo
Andrew Cox
ballarat meth dealers
Noah Anderson
We need fewer country teams not more.
Cooper Cruz
How cute is the fox footy RSPCA ad :3
Jaxon Brown
shut the fuck up nigger no one cares
Jordan Rodriguez
How cute is the fox footy RSPCA ad :3
Gabriel Ward
shut the fuck up nigger no one cares
Jacob Peterson
Based umps giving >us the win
Alexander Wood
>elbow guy in the head >no 50 >no report part time umpire mongs make the game more interesting
Noah Turner
this game will be a draw
Dominic Ross
Surprised Majak's playing so well after shattering his hip. BOG.
Hudson Bell
for me, it’s the bendigo green cubes
Jaxson Moore
How cute is the fox footy RSPCA ad :3
Sebastian Martin
for me, it's the Bull Creek-Leeming catchment area
Cameron Torres
XDDDD FUGGEN HOLDEN UTE MATE :DDDDD XDXDDDD WHENS SMOKO CUNT XDD SHE A FUCKEN BUTE AY MATE ;xddDDd:d LOVE ME A FUCKN BUNNINGS SNAG ON A SUNDAY AY MATE xDDxxDDDDXD ALL I WANT IS A PUB FEED xDSDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Easton Mitchell
Can you FUCK OFF you're shitting up this thread no one cares fuck you
Jayden Collins
the suns on fire
Jacob Jenkins
detecting high levels of mental midgetry in this post
Asher Bell
Disgusted by the pro-bummers umpiring
Matthew Moore
How cute is the fox footy RSPCA ad :3.
Cooper Jones
settle down mate, that's just the nuclear fission process.
Think this guy has a legitimate mental disorder. I'll refrain from mocking him.
Cameron Davis
don’t like this romanian bully lads
Andrew Diaz
>betting against the doggies at docklands
Grayson King
we should make fun of his sport
hey what is your sport?
Justin Murphy
xDDDDDDddd LADS LSAD SXDCDXDDDDD CUNT CUNT IM A TRADIE YEAH MATE XDD WHENS SMOKO ALREADY CUNT XDDD LOVE ME HOLDEN UTE AND EATING HOT PIES XDDDHARD FUCKN YAKKA ONLY CUNT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI YEAH M MATE SHELL BE RIGHT NO WORRIES LAD KNOCK OFF TIME zxxDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDCDDXdsdddddddd
Adrian Thompson
>that post to like ratio
William Nelson
>HOT PIES Settle down buddy
Jacob Cox
PWOS
Jacob Wilson
For me, it's Snake_Baker.
James Perry
for me, it’s poopoo
Jeremiah Howard
Hey mate, I noticed that you don't get out of the house much. Me and a couple of the boys are heading to the pub for a few pots and a punt on the doggies if you want to come
Cooper King
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LOVE ME HIGH VIS MATE ;DXdddddddddddddddddddddddddd
I just bought a pile of 8 time outs, mums probably going to yell at me when she sees. its supposed to last a few days though.
Eli Turner
>Tigs not going for the massacre Fucking lame cunts, Softwick probably told them not to get ahead of themselves or some shit
Aiden Nelson
we had a tradie move in few doors down, every morning he fucks about making noise with his big truck and they all meet up out the front on fridays to drink beer and laugh loudly
Colton Morales
Putting back on everything you lost in the past month/10.
Justin Robinson
I reckon the showdown will have a crowd of 30,000+
Crows = VFL franchise expansion ""club"" Port Adelaide = SANFL team deemed too successful so they play in the AFL
Nicholas Hall
What's that ghost like figure answer for BANG ON FENCE?
Bentley Gonzalez
>A FOOTBALL POWER >SINCE 1870 1870 says it all.
Ryan Robinson
sneedsman
Brandon Wood
crows fans weren't really thrown out for banging on the fence were they?
Asher Bell
"A football power since 1870"
Ayden Barnes
That's a Port Power employee wearing a tarp.
Ryder Diaz
Yeah SA is a police state
Leo James
Saw a girl I recognise in the crowd. Feels weird desu
Justin Miller
some girl I went to school with is on field runner/trainer for Iggs and I know 2 boundary umps and 1 field umpire, small world feels.
Connor Flores
>had a video interview for a graduate job >4 set questions, have 2 min to answer each >they give you an opportunity to redo a question, erasing your first attempt >get a difficult question, after 30 seconds say I don't fucking know because hey I'll just redo it >accidentally press continue instead of redo going to fucking kms
crazy how you can spend 20 years pursuing a career and then just completely fuck it up that easily, you will probably wind up picking orders in a warehouse now
Elijah Peterson
Prefer Port Memelaide est. 1997 to Camry Crows Pty Ltd tbqhwy
Brody Sanders
Trip on St Kentucky
Elijah Collins
implying cucktucky will ever interview. He'll just use nepotism and daddy's connections to bootstrap himself into a sinecure for life
Angel Gomez
serenity now
Liam Sanders
Ahh yes, another Crows 3rd quarter...
Luis Ortiz
>shit OP mong bumping his abortion thread >RSPCA mong BTFO kek
one team in SA is going to be SEETHING on 5AA tonight
Anthony Powell
>5.12 tĂźh, >we don't deserve anything else
Andrew Lewis
question about the digital economy
Nolan Jenkins
>Double the scoring shots >Losing 5AA is going to be great.
Ian Powell
>Germanic crows fan nowhere to be found
Kevin Howard
You should have told them to buy bitcoin lad, it's the latest craze.
that's how big brained professionals say "KICK SUM FAKKIN GOALS"
Charles Peterson
a true executive
Adrian Perez
STOP KICKING IT TO THE POWER PLAYERS
Caleb Hernandez
>same amount of scoring shots >losing by 35
Chase Gomez
Is it true that Port Adelaide was the most successful South Australian football club in history at the time of the ascension into the national competition whereas the "adelaide" crows are just a creation of the VFL?
Brayden Martinez
Yes, this is true
Isaac Gutierrez
no, they are both brainfart franchises of the AFL
Isaiah Murphy
>Is it true that Port Adelaide is the most successful Australian football club in history Yes
Christian Cox
power are gws/suns tier tbqh
Daniel Lee
I don't see >us getting back into this one tbph lads
Jonathan Hall
Jaguares are choking lads..
Levi James
No. That was the Port Adelaide Magpies. They are a separate club from the Port Adelaide Power. They often get confused because they play the same sport and are based in the same area.
Mason Rogers
Melbourne Demons and Geelong Cats are retarded expansions as well
Adam Peterson
You mean the SANFL club that acts as the reserves for their senior side?
Elijah Nguyen
>choking Hardly blame them. It started at 0430 argie time
Colton Williams
No. They were amongst the founding clubs.
Wyatt King
Yes, they have an alignment with the Power.
Sebastian Cooper
Did anyone else have kids bringing raw noodles for lunch at their schools? I'm curious because no one else seems to have had that so I was wondering if it was just my mong poorfag school. They used to just pour the maggi flavouring on top and eat them all crunchy like that.
Christopher Parker
not even upset, it's just so shit it's fascinating
Ayden Green
knew a few lads who did that back in the day, can't blame him though he was from a family of 7 kids
Charles Adams
super rugby is retarded tbqh
Angel Gomez
got me dick sucked in year 9 by some poof who sperged out when he didn't make the first xviii
Aiden Gutierrez
Yeah kids would do this at my school I grew up in the poor suburbs of bendigo if that says anything about the school I went to
Mason Hughes
We had a poorfag girl like that, she had like 8 siblings or something. As soon as one of them turned 14 they had to get job at the local HJs. She was kinda QT but also kinda dirty and I couldn't tell whether she had a tan or not.
Jacob Richardson
I brought raw noodles for lunch a few times, nice and crunchy desu
Luis Kelly
>As soon as one of them turned 14 they had to get job at the local HJs kek literally the same for my mate's family
Brody Foster
I'd do this occasionally at home, but I'd never bring it to school.
Michael Peterson
For me, it's the hot and spicy maggi cup of noodles on a cold winter night.
Dylan Miller
>badelaide customers scuttling off kek KEK K E K
Nathaniel Cox
this was the entire concept behind Mamee Monster snacks
>"they'll fall into the subconscious of being failures"
200IQ 5AA commentator
Christopher Peterson
Good so far tbqh
Jordan Wood
>cutting off that guy who sounded like he had legitimate downs
Wyatt Sanders
This quote seems contradictory.
Noah Price
>NO SIREE BOB
Isaiah Turner
I changed mine. Apparently the whole Iggs team has the flu.
Cooper Diaz
SEETHING Adelel fan
Nicholas Harris
anime and vidya fags shun me because i like out door activities like biking and football outdoor fags shun me because i like anime and vidya feels fucking bad, like i'm stuck in fucking purgatory being treated like a fence sitter as if i have to pick a side god fucking forbid you like both things
Jordan Hall
bird flu amirite lol
Jordan Gonzalez
Intelligent but not enough life experience to know socialism is a load of shit
Sebastian Young
Jeff was drunk off his tits
Mason Parker
nigga that's literally why we are all here
Asher Adams
this bloke has had a few
Ian Cook
>Umpiring skills out of the game Thanks Jeff
Brandon Ramirez
>liking any of those things what a faggot
Ryder Sanchez
vidya is acceptable if you're under 25 but anime is inexcusable.
>Tom Hawkins is the best one on one marking forward in the competition Thanks Richo
Luis Evans
>the virgin SBS weebshit >The Chad channel 9 From Russia With Love
Chase Morgan
The GFL is elite mate
James Anderson
>not the chad channel 7 2 fast 2 furious
Hunter Harris
truly the most kino flick in the series.
Colton Green
based future poster, but I'll be watching freo getting raped by that point
Owen Thomas
>implying the poor, frail and sickly Iggs stand a chance against the mighty Fred
Thomas Martinez
>in the next TV deal the AFL intends to expand to 20 teams with Tasmani and a third team in Perth the most likely choices for new clubs
Isaac Adams
pavlich really struggles with english
Eli Torres
no chance of a third Perth team.
it's got something to do with European cadence IMO, if he still speaks slav with his parents/family he'll always sound like a stuttering mong.
Jonathan Russell
"no"
Jacob Morris
Expecting an upset here. Dropped 1k on Fred.
Dominic Perry
would be based, then we could go to a 19 round season
Connor Jenkins
I’m literally getting drunk by myself watching the footy Why am I so pathetic lads
Jaxon Wood
Sounds like a good time to me.
Brody Mitchell
>sandilands is still playing
Nicholas Long
first game in 55 weeks mate
did that cunt just say "Peter Matera"
Xavier Watson
Honestly thought he had retired.
Michael Richardson
How is goal kicking still so shit in afl
Owen Lewis
he offered to after this injury but they said no
Charles Wright
physio's unironically complained that goal kicking practice leads to injuries so set shot practice is limited.
Sebastian Powell
Third perth team would be fucking retarded.
Carter Murphy
I think David King tries too hard to be analytical.
Jaxson Brown
wat a socca, make any wog proud
Parker Parker
What. Footy needs more of that and less of Brian Taylor's drivel.
Aiden Butler
at least he tries, I can respect the effort
I swear 90% of the AFL media know they have a job for life so don't even bother
Jason Jenkins
Umpires really like paying HTB this round.
Josiah White
Looked like nig nat was rocking pigtails.
Adrian Sanchez
>that >a dangerous tackle this sport has become a fucking shit show
Asher Reyes
Based Bulldogs coaches box sponsored by >White King
Jordan Morgan
i love kids
Noah Allen
>Fred
Joseph Price
>fred getting the old yo heave ho mood
James Howard
The 19th team will be in Tasmania and the 20th team will be based in Canberra, selling a few home games to Albury-Wodonga and playing pre season games in Wagga Wagga
Landon Jenkins
>selling a few home games to Albury-Wodonga fucking lmao
Ryan Smith
you're welcome
Aiden Ward
>the port of fred
Juan Anderson
running low on beer and it's pissing down, going to be a grim walk
Jordan Brown
so glad Fred moved to Cockburn, Fremantle as a city needs to wiped off the fucking map.
Hudson Foster
Is Fred a separate place or is it just a suburb of perth?
Alexander Myers
come over to mine, I got a few left
Zachary Barnes
>a few not going to cut it
Adam Wood
Albury and Wagga are a breeding ground of footballing talent
Jack Anderson
it's overrun with leftist greenies and homeless/jobless coons most days of the week then drunk bogans, wogs and more jobless coons on weekends
You sit there in the rain and you watch this you cuckmantle fans.
Oliver Wilson
the absolute GUT on nic nat
Matthew Miller
B A S E D A
S
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Jordan Walker
Fuck the bulldogs boring brand of football
Dominic Nguyen
willie rioli too
Anthony Morgan
yes lad
Julian Clark
Who decided to give Robert Murphy a show?
Jason Ross
Based
Asher Edwards
I think West Coast and Geelong are the best teams in the Afl at the moment however I’m hesitant to dispell the mighty Dons
Noah Morgan
>nipper alert "it's like the amber alert, but for food" STATE of 56%ers
Wyatt Ramirez
what do you have against making sure your doggo is safe, faggot?
Hunter Hill
Worst fucking game of the season.
Nolan Rodriguez
which one?
Luis Peterson
did you not see Suns vs Tigers?
Christopher Collins
dog will literally eat shit if left to its own devices, cat spend their recreation time tonguing its arse for hours, reckon they'll shrug off a bit of food poisoning.
Nolan Mitchell
Which one, both games are shit
Christian Collins
not an argument
Andrew Carter
a large field vying for that title
Anthony Ward
Shari Belafonte pls
Noah Foster
keep my name out ya mouth white cunt
David Thomas
holy shit, that statue is gay
Lincoln Mitchell
I thought it looked ok, also Nicky Winmar makes Adam Goodes look like a whiny little bitch.
The Nig Nat dick sucking is on a never before seen level.
Brayden Adams
>kicking in danger fuck me umpire they're dead already Iggs don't need your help
Ayden Kelly
>in the conversation with grundy and gawn the last four years >has had an acl injury for 2 of those years
real noggin joggin
Gabriel Collins
cricket on the cards
Dominic Jones
exactly, I mean it's great he's back and all but it's just wall to wall him ALL THE TIME, pre-game, post-game and fucking half time interviews in his 2nd game back from his "brave journey to recovery", give me a spell.
Xavier Morales
Wimbly for me lad
Jeremiah James
I'm going to bash your head cunt
Mason Hughes
How many more behinds can these hacks kick
Leo Lewis
I'm beginning to feel like a Fat Cunt, Fat CUnt All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod