/afl/

/afl/ Saturday - The Clock that doesn't tick Edition

>RESULTS SO FAR
Hawks (67) def Collingwood (63)

>UPCOMING
Essendon vs Sydney @ MCG - 1:45pm AEST
Suns vs Richmond @ Metricon Stadium - 2:10 AEST
Showdown: Adelaide vs Port Adelaide @ Adelaide Oval - 4:05pm ACST
Bulldogs vs Cats @ Marvel Stadium - 7:25pm AEST
Fred vs Iggles @ Optus Stadium - 6:10pm AWST

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HEAVE HO UNNA

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get fucked.

Reported your thread for spam, btw

this is the thread

No, it's not. was created prior. This thread will be deleted as I have reported it as spam.

keen for the matches today lads, almost all of them can be close

Swans
Tigers
Poort
Cats
Iggles

this will be the thread or gaffy will hook you

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how cooked is Sandilands going to be this Derby? Very grim.

>richmond last 7 are at the g
>going to surge into finals as a result

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nig nat will put his knee through old man sandi's back again and end him for good

standard negroid plays

who /dabloos/ here?

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3 grilled cheese sandwiches only 11:30 am

six slices of bread
~three tablespoons of butter
a pack of sliced salami
half a pack of sliced ham
six slices of kraft singles

also 2x coffee, one topped with a big tablespoon of macadamia icecream

refeed making up for this weeks meth use

Reminder that Geelong are going to get KEKED this year.

With Collingwood losing last night, West Coast are going to overtake them on the ladder.
The final ladder will finish:
1. Geelong
2. West Coast
3. Collingwood
4. Whoever

Let us assume that the winners will go based on ladder position. That means Geelong and West Coast win week one.
That means the Preliminary Finals will be:
Geelong vs Collingwood
West Coast vs Whoever

Geelong vs Collingwood will be played at the MCG, Collingwood's home ground.

rate my cheat day snack haul lads (no booze seeing how far I can get into dry July)

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>pepsi max
Absolutely disgusting.

75c cheaper than no sugar coke, a NEET has to have his ways

just paid off my $500 centrelink debt using part of the $700 centrelink accidentally deposited into my cheque acc

off to buy some goonbags lads

based NEET

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As for me, I think I'll spend the day watching the weeb movie marathon on the SBS channel.

Terrible game of footy tbqh.

Reminder that The Department of Human Services acknowledges the Traditional Custodians of the lands we live on.

We pay our respects to all Elders, past and present, of all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander nations.

>Swans have only beaten Essendon at the 'G once, 96 years ago.
How?

>Traditional Custodians

they did it for free

Never play there.

Imagine if they not only finished higher on the ladder than Collingwood but had already defeated them in the finals and then had to play them again on their home ground.

poor kick by majak

Did someone really get Jack Steven to shove a horsecock up his arse hence why he took time off to "get his head right"?

no, Jack Sinclair convinced him to take one up the ass when they were high on meth. Couldn't look the team in the eye after the word spread so went to "get his head straight" (kek)

Sounds like rape.

gays are degenerate sexual predators, he's probably been locker room grooming him for some time and gaslit him into thinking it was his idea.

Where's the proof of any of this tbqh
I want to believe it anyway lol

Sinclair and Moore being closet faggots is the worst kept secret in the AFL. That's all the proof I need.

I mean it's St Kilda, it's probably true.

love that they're booing Rampe

tipping Steven to literally commit pooicide if Saints don't make the 8

If it's so well-known, why do they still get games?

equal opportunities and all that jazz. 2bh I don't care who you fuck as long as no-one is getting hurt against their will and you can do your fucking job on field but fags don't want equality (they've got it) they want benefits without responsibilities.

god this game has such shit skills

IIRC there was rumors swirling heavily a few years back that a press conference was going to be held where 2 players were going to come out as gay, it was a rumor mill for a solid day and then a couple hours before the press conference was cancelled.

Where will I be able to stream the showdown?

So when will eddie ask beams for his money back?

They generally have a broadcast of the game on the screens in the concourse at Adelaide Oval.

There is no way he gave him any money. The AFL would not allow such an obvious breach of the salary cap.

Still waiting on Momeme to come out and say what Australian player called him a terrorist.
It was probably Warner or some shit

They generally have a stream of urine coming out of your penis in the public toilets at Adelaide Oval

that's why he paid the bookie not Beams.

I live a very long way away..

Fuck you’re a fat cunt
>cheat days

took gold coast with +57.5 points start
i really underestimated just how fucking SHIT they are

31kg down baby

Beams did actually rape someone though, didn't he?

Who /tigs/ here? Fuck the suns make it 100 points

Good on you if true

If you're a neet, why not invest the time into cooking nice food that is also healthy instead of eating this shit?

thanks mate, keto is god tier for fatties.

I cook meals daily during the week.

pies fan here lads, sick of losing games we're leading for 90% of the match

the absolute state of the suns

who just woke up here who hangover

tigs on track to a 200 pointer here lads

How cute is the fox footy RSPCA ad :3

Reminder that cheat days only reinforce the notion that shitty food is a reward and something you want, making it more difficult to stop eating such trash in the long run.

it's the the Nathan Cuckley way

>the shanty town of Gold Coast

Why are low scores so common this season?

I said rate my haul, not lecture me you illiterate bogan.

666

Where is the 'kick some goals suns' poster

swinging from the rafters at Metricon

How do we fix St Kilda?

Fuck off with this spam at the start of every thread.

is trumpet guy at the suns game?

no u

Fix would imply that they're broken
They're exactly what they should be and forever will be

name something more based than richmond customers from qld

How cute is the fox footy RSPCA ad :3

coaches rate rolling mauls. one of them oughta become the next wallabies coach

burn moorabbin to the ground and revoke the licence.

For me, it's smearing human excrement all over myself

send them to Tassie to think about what they've done for the next 20 years, if they can't rebirth themselves there then fold them.

Think he meant fix as in neuter. A reasonable course of action when dealing with sex offenders.

Collingwood tumbling down the ladder?

Activate Richmond.

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Your own or someone else's?

so who is Dew going to eat at half time to send a message to the rest of the group?

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>no goals for 13 minutes
state of bitchmond

essendon sydney stream where?

couldn't name a suns player apart from swallow desu.

FUCK GAY ASS LEL

big dic /cric/
long dong /afl/
smol coc /hoc/
teeny weenie /nrl/

Kayo

/nrl/ emptier than their stadiums HAHAHA

jesus sydney

This game is putrid. Can we just call it off?

Nothing wrong a small penis, desu.

there's no mercy rule in AFL unfortunately, the betting jew won't allow it

>Over 100 points at half time
Please PLEASE gobsmack them by over 200 points, it's been too long

we NEED 25 minute quarters

We need to introduce zoning rules... even soft ones where at least 1 player in each 50 at all times

think the last time a team cracked the ton by halftime was 2011

Just had a chicken avo sandwich on multigrain and a chobani yogurt for my cheat meal lads

How cute is the fox footy RSPCA ad :3

correct, confirmed by commentators

Get fucked. Just reduce the number of players on the field.

ISC are going tits up. Iggs, fred, both adelaides, sydney, essendon and pies will be looking for new jumper suppliers next year.

How cute is the fox footy RSPCA ad :3

leather pants bro from last night here lads
i asked her if I could buy her pants like an autist and offered her fifty bucks
she accepted
got some nice leather pants now lads

based cotton on

$50 for a pair of leather pants seems cheap.

>it was the 233 game
>smellbin
laughing tbqh

This is going to be >our 186 lads.

>woman willingly takes off her pants in front of you
>you don't capitalize on this
>believing any of this
>the state of me

COME
ON
SUNNAS

fifty bucks plus a year of a qt wearing them

the team or st kilda?

2011 was the last kino year of AFL... its been downhill ever since

IMAGINE if women were like that though lads

last year of channel 10's coverage

wouldn't surprise me if the afl were lining up a league wide supplier like them. They love controlling shit like this.

Fold the suns and have BASEDbane take their players as zone selections.

fold the suns and bring in a ballarat team

NEED some /afl/ girl pee

I didn't even consider this but checks out
>Ballarat
Not based Bendigo

ballarat meth dealers

We need fewer country teams not more.

How cute is the fox footy RSPCA ad :3

shut the fuck up nigger no one cares

How cute is the fox footy RSPCA ad :3

shut the fuck up nigger no one cares

Based umps giving >us the win

>elbow guy in the head
>no 50
>no report
part time umpire mongs make the game more interesting

this game will be a draw

Surprised Majak's playing so well after shattering his hip. BOG.

for me, it’s the bendigo green cubes

How cute is the fox footy RSPCA ad :3

for me, it's the Bull Creek-Leeming catchment area

XDDDD FUGGEN HOLDEN UTE MATE :DDDDD
XDXDDDD WHENS SMOKO CUNT XDD
SHE A FUCKEN BUTE AY MATE ;xddDDd:d
LOVE ME A FUCKN BUNNINGS SNAG ON A SUNDAY AY MATE xDDxxDDDDXD
ALL I WANT IS A PUB FEED xDSDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Can you FUCK OFF you're shitting up this thread no one cares fuck you

the suns on fire

detecting high levels of mental midgetry in this post

Disgusted by the pro-bummers umpiring

How cute is the fox footy RSPCA ad :3.

settle down mate, that's just the nuclear fission process.

For me, it's TradeDraft.

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for me, it’s leather pants

>32 posts per day on avg
desu I probably avg that on Yea Forums

He actually has aspergers, he belongs here with us.

lol

based bummers, don't you dare fuck me over peelong

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Think this guy has a legitimate mental disorder. I'll refrain from mocking him.

don’t like this romanian bully lads

>betting against the doggies at docklands

we should make fun of his sport

hey what is your sport?

xDDDDDDddd LADS LSAD SXDCDXDDDDD CUNT CUNT IM A TRADIE YEAH MATE XDD WHENS SMOKO ALREADY CUNT XDDD LOVE ME HOLDEN UTE AND EATING HOT PIES XDDDHARD FUCKN YAKKA ONLY CUNT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI YEAH M MATE SHELL BE RIGHT NO WORRIES LAD KNOCK OFF TIME zxxDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDCDDXdsdddddddd

>that post to like ratio

>HOT PIES
Settle down buddy

PWOS

For me, it's Snake_Baker.

for me, it’s poopoo

Hey mate, I noticed that you don't get out of the house much. Me and a couple of the boys are heading to the pub for a few pots and a punt on the doggies if you want to come

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LOVE ME HIGH VIS MATE ;DXdddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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>if Essendon kick this goal with 3 minutes left they will beat Sydney
HMMMMMMMM

xdDDDDDDD IM ON SMOKO SO LEAVDE ME ALONE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>Kawhi picked the Clippers

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Hey mate, do you reckon you spend to much time on the computer? You should come to training this Tuesday

>went to google Kawhi
>wrote kawaii
i'm ashamed

Must say, I do hate tradies.

disappointed in bitchmond lads
letting the shiites win that quarter

Sunners really need to lift in this last quarter if they're to have any chance here.

IT'S SHOWDOWN TIME BOYS
BIGGEST RIVALRY IN THE COUNTRY
OOF OOF HE WE GO POWER OOF OOF

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afl

>Nicky Winmar gets a statue
how seething is Adam "King Kong" Goodes right now?

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who bloods here

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I just bought a pile of 8 time outs, mums probably going to yell at me when she sees. its supposed to last a few days though.

>Tigs not going for the massacre
Fucking lame cunts, Softwick probably told them not to get ahead of themselves or some shit

we had a tradie move in few doors down, every morning he fucks about making noise with his big truck and they all meet up out the front on fridays to drink beer and laugh loudly

Putting back on everything you lost in the past month/10.

I reckon the showdown will have a crowd of 30,000+

How cute is the fox footy RSPCA ad :3

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Predictions for the darby?

I got Gaff by TKO in the 2nd round.

What was more elite in its hay day SANFL or WAFL?

est 1997

>Couldn't even win by 100 points
Fold this poothetic club

>south adelaide
>spend 90-odd years playing at a ground north of the cbd

which would be the better side to lose for 5AA purposes? Adelaide boomers or Poort ferals?

This, I'm seething 2bh

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Twilight games are shit. Can't see anything because of the sun.

5AA heavily favours the Crows.

these latinas on the radio are pretty great

>both teams wearing their worst jumper
cool

>Only 92 points
Fold fucking Bitchmond. Never gonna see a 100 margin this season are we?

>Playing on when taking a shot after the siren
High level.

lmao what the fuck

I swear one umpire told him "don't deviate from your line" and another said "you can't cross the line to come back into play"

umpmongs on song today

Cant find any showdown streams

Geelong will get up in a close one

>Pots
Pints or fuck off

I don't get it.

stop begging and put in 2 fucking seconds of effort you mong cunt. tech illiterate retards I swear

I have tried. All the ones I've found cut out every 5 seconds or are survey-walled

*pisses on you*

turn your telly on lad

>not having kayo

I don't have one

get better internet poorcunt

Based Greenwood

Waiting for NBN

always assumed Sturt was north east, seemed to always be a favourite of toff private school kids who didn't go for Norwood

grim, that stutter buffering went away for me post NBN, feels good.

I found one.

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why the fuck would you censor firstrowau dummy

that site is exploiting a known 0-day

I'm a NEET not on centrelink and even I can afford Kayo

Remember when the AFL talking heads on fox footy etc were spruiking how much the Suns have improved since last year?

lol

gotta spout those AFL talking points to cover up how much of a failure that expansion side was/is.

I didn't.

Serious?

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Rubbish umpiring

Yeah a bunch of people have been getting rootkits
Surprisingly Edge and Safari aren't affected

Not lying.

Adelaide are nothing but a franchise

And Port Adelaide Power est. 1997 aren't?

Nothing more cringe than plastic power """fans"""

est. 12 May 1870

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Is Sydney Stack, dare I say it, leading the rising star race?

until port wear the prison bar jumper full time again then they shall be regarded as a franchise

try again sweaty

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Crows = VFL franchise expansion ""club""
Port Adelaide = SANFL team deemed too successful so they play in the AFL

What's that ghost like figure answer for BANG ON FENCE?

>A FOOTBALL POWER
>SINCE 1870
1870 says it all.

sneedsman

crows fans weren't really thrown out for banging on the fence were they?

"A football power since 1870"

That's a Port Power employee wearing a tarp.

Yeah SA is a police state

Saw a girl I recognise in the crowd. Feels weird desu

some girl I went to school with is on field runner/trainer for Iggs and I know 2 boundary umps and 1 field umpire, small world feels.

>had a video interview for a graduate job
>4 set questions, have 2 min to answer each
>they give you an opportunity to redo a question, erasing your first attempt
>get a difficult question, after 30 seconds say I don't fucking know because hey I'll just redo it
>accidentally press continue instead of redo
going to fucking kms

KEK
they should advance you just for honesty

get on it
frugalfeeds.com.au/2019/deal-kfc-15-wicked-wings-for-10-with-app-4-8-july-2019/

How cute is the fox footy RSPCA ad :3

what kind of questions?

these wings are actually quite nice

crazy how you can spend 20 years pursuing a career and then just completely fuck it up that easily, you will probably wind up picking orders in a warehouse now

Prefer Port Memelaide est. 1997 to Camry Crows Pty Ltd tbqhwy

Trip on St Kentucky

implying cucktucky will ever interview. He'll just use nepotism and daddy's connections to bootstrap himself into a sinecure for life

serenity now

Ahh yes, another Crows 3rd quarter...

>shit OP mong bumping his abortion thread
>RSPCA mong BTFO
kek

one team in SA is going to be SEETHING on 5AA tonight

>5.12
tĂźh, >we don't deserve anything else

question about the digital economy

>Double the scoring shots
>Losing
5AA is going to be great.

>Germanic crows fan nowhere to be found

You should have told them to buy bitcoin lad, it's the latest craze.

how do you aussies enjoy this low iq eggball shit

>Adelel

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fug

>badelaide

Is it basically down to the cats and iggs now? Maybe the tigers if they get all their players back.

yes, GWS as a wild card.

you fat FUCK

rude, I've lost 31kg.

oh well Pykie, guess that Santeria ritual goat sacrifice at halftime wasn't the answer. Maybe reiki and some crystals will do it

Bombers rising

Reminder /afl/ is an inclusive body positive community.

REV UP 5AA

>adelaide have got to find a way not to concede anymore and find a goal themselves
based commentator

nice

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that's how big brained professionals say "KICK SUM FAKKIN GOALS"

a true executive

STOP KICKING IT TO THE POWER PLAYERS

>same amount of scoring shots
>losing by 35

Is it true that Port Adelaide was the most successful South Australian football club in history at the time of the ascension into the national competition whereas the "adelaide" crows are just a creation of the VFL?

Yes, this is true

no, they are both brainfart franchises of the AFL

>Is it true that Port Adelaide is the most successful Australian football club in history
Yes

power are gws/suns tier tbqh

I don't see >us getting back into this one tbph lads

Jaguares are choking lads..

No. That was the Port Adelaide Magpies. They are a separate club from the Port Adelaide Power. They often get confused because they play the same sport and are based in the same area.

Melbourne Demons and Geelong Cats are retarded expansions as well

You mean the SANFL club that acts as the reserves for their senior side?

>choking
Hardly blame them. It started at 0430 argie time

No. They were amongst the founding clubs.

Yes, they have an alignment with the Power.

Did anyone else have kids bringing raw noodles for lunch at their schools? I'm curious because no one else seems to have had that so I was wondering if it was just my mong poorfag school. They used to just pour the maggi flavouring on top and eat them all crunchy like that.

not even upset, it's just so shit it's fascinating

knew a few lads who did that back in the day, can't blame him though he was from a family of 7 kids

super rugby is retarded tbqh

got me dick sucked in year 9 by some poof who sperged out when he didn't make the first xviii

Yeah kids would do this at my school
I grew up in the poor suburbs of bendigo if that says anything about the school I went to

We had a poorfag girl like that, she had like 8 siblings or something. As soon as one of them turned 14 they had to get job at the local HJs. She was kinda QT but also kinda dirty and I couldn't tell whether she had a tan or not.

I brought raw noodles for lunch a few times, nice and crunchy desu

>As soon as one of them turned 14 they had to get job at the local HJs
kek literally the same for my mate's family

I'd do this occasionally at home, but I'd never bring it to school.

For me, it's the hot and spicy maggi cup of noodles on a cold winter night.

>badelaide customers scuttling off
kek
KEK
K E K

this was the entire concept behind Mamee Monster snacks

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LOOK AT THEM FLOCK TO THE EXITS TOP KEK

>traffic jam from Adelel customers trying to leave

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reminder to rev up 5aa through afl.com.au before the game's over because otherwise you won't be able to listen to it

baka desu senpai

grim

Is it really as entertaining as you've been pushing it?

THAT'S THE ONE. I thought they were eating Maggi but that was only when they ran out of this shit kek

only the call-ins, might be good considering its the showdown

>crows
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Stick it up ya arse

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PORT ADELAIDE AGGRESSION

So how many AFL premierships have Poort poower won???? 1 (one)
Crows have won 2 (should have been 3 but VFL fixed the game)

>kennedy a late out
MY FUCKING BET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Utterly cucked

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Not sure if I should change my tip to Fred now.

looks like koopa from the mario movie lad

Based pineapple lad.

stay mad Crowstomer

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>"they'll fall into the subconscious of being failures"

200IQ 5AA commentator

Good so far tbqh

>cutting off that guy who sounded like he had legitimate downs

This quote seems contradictory.

>NO SIREE BOB

I changed mine. Apparently the whole Iggs team has the flu.

SEETHING Adelel fan

anime and vidya fags shun me because i like out door activities like biking and football
outdoor fags shun me because i like anime and vidya
feels fucking bad, like i'm stuck in fucking purgatory being treated like a fence sitter as if i have to pick a side
god fucking forbid you like both things

bird flu amirite lol

Intelligent but not enough life experience to know socialism is a load of shit

Jeff was drunk off his tits

nigga that's literally why we are all here

this bloke has had a few

>Umpiring skills out of the game
Thanks Jeff

>liking any of those things
what a faggot

vidya is acceptable if you're under 25 but anime is inexcusable.

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big brained Daniel waffling on a bit too much for mine.

It's the other way around, to be honest.

how the actual fuck do you miss from there?
i spend 23 hours a day either in bed or sitting on my ass and i would have kicked that

Anyone watching the anime movies on SBS?

>actually letting people know you like anime and vidya

>9.9 to 1.3 in a half
rest of the comp needs to thank that camp for breaking Adelaide mentally for the next 10 years.

>actually watching TV in 2019

English dubbed?

not a chance weeb shit.

Imagine having to stare at Don Pyke's bent head while a cult leader pegs you with the Tiger's song playing the background. Would cook anyone mentally.

Yeah, all the Studio Ghibli movies.

how does peelong keep finding these players

only Ghibli I rate is The Cat Returns and Porco Rosso, everything thing else is a snorefest

Then no. Not a fucking chance.

>fullwogs

Don't be such a weeb, most of the dubs are good. I heard Liam Neeson today.

>the dogs have had 3 saturnight games on Ch7 in 4 weeks

yeah okay sure

I can't stand it. English voice acting sounds so childish.

absolute dogshit pleb opinion

weebs out.

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>Tom Hawkins is the best one on one marking forward in the competition
Thanks Richo

>the virgin SBS weebshit
>The Chad channel 9 From Russia With Love

The GFL is elite mate

>not the chad channel 7 2 fast 2 furious

truly the most kino flick in the series.

based future poster, but I'll be watching freo getting raped by that point

>implying the poor, frail and sickly Iggs stand a chance against the mighty Fred

>in the next TV deal the AFL intends to expand to 20 teams with Tasmani and a third team in Perth the most likely choices for new clubs

pavlich really struggles with english

no chance of a third Perth team.

it's got something to do with European cadence IMO, if he still speaks slav with his parents/family he'll always sound like a stuttering mong.

"no"

Expecting an upset here. Dropped 1k on Fred.

would be based, then we could go to a 19 round season

I’m literally getting drunk by myself watching the footy
Why am I so pathetic lads

Sounds like a good time to me.

>sandilands is still playing

first game in 55 weeks mate

did that cunt just say "Peter Matera"

Honestly thought he had retired.

How is goal kicking still so shit in afl

he offered to after this injury but they said no

physio's unironically complained that goal kicking practice leads to injuries so set shot practice is limited.

Third perth team would be fucking retarded.

I think David King tries too hard to be analytical.

wat a socca, make any wog proud

What. Footy needs more of that and less of Brian Taylor's drivel.

at least he tries, I can respect the effort

I swear 90% of the AFL media know they have a job for life so don't even bother

Umpires really like paying HTB this round.

Looked like nig nat was rocking pigtails.

>that
>a dangerous tackle
this sport has become a fucking shit show

Based Bulldogs coaches box sponsored by >White King

i love kids

>Fred

>fred getting the old yo heave ho
mood

The 19th team will be in Tasmania and the 20th team will be based in Canberra, selling a few home games to Albury-Wodonga and playing pre season games in Wagga Wagga

>selling a few home games to Albury-Wodonga
fucking lmao

you're welcome

>the port of fred

running low on beer and it's pissing down, going to be a grim walk

so glad Fred moved to Cockburn, Fremantle as a city needs to wiped off the fucking map.

Is Fred a separate place or is it just a suburb of perth?

come over to mine, I got a few left

>a few
not going to cut it

Albury and Wagga are a breeding ground of footballing talent

it's overrun with leftist greenies and homeless/jobless coons most days of the week then drunk bogans, wogs and more jobless coons on weekends

Enjoying Pav's groans on the commentary here.

wet weather Fred is worst Fred

He doesn't even try to hide his butthurt.

based speedy boong west coast small fowards

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Gaff heeming brayshaw again would be the cherry on top.

youtube.com/watch?v=_tOkb1y7hEs

based abo sticks

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Based Kane

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/afl/ is a general of peace, please see yourself out.

Based phoneposter

bAsed

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Based

You sit there in the rain and you watch this you cuckmantle fans.

the absolute GUT on nic nat

B A S E D
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Fuck the bulldogs boring brand of football

willie rioli too

yes lad

Who decided to give Robert Murphy a show?

Based

I think West Coast and Geelong are the best teams in the Afl at the moment however I’m hesitant to dispell the mighty Dons

>nipper alert
"it's like the amber alert, but for food"
STATE of 56%ers

what do you have against making sure your doggo is safe, faggot?

Worst fucking game of the season.

which one?

did you not see Suns vs Tigers?

dog will literally eat shit if left to its own devices, cat spend their recreation time tonguing its arse for hours, reckon they'll shrug off a bit of food poisoning.

Which one, both games are shit

not an argument

a large field vying for that title

Shari Belafonte pls

keep my name out ya mouth white cunt

holy shit, that statue is gay

I thought it looked ok, also Nicky Winmar makes Adam Goodes look like a whiny little bitch.

ayo suck it wyhte boi, nigga finna nut

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>peelong

OH NONONONO

BASEDOGS

i've seen that picture a hundred times and never noticed it was his middle finger kek.

Wonder if they'll include the fat teen slag that Goodes was sooking at when he cries for his statue

Bullflogs are THE most boring team, but good to see Dzhilong happen

>the shanty town of multibro

give it up jaidyn

THIS IS AWESOME *CLAP*CLAP*CLAPCLAPCLAP*
>THIS IS AWESOME *CLAP*CLAP*CLAPCLAPCLAP*
>THIS IS AWESOME *CLAP*CLAP*CLAPCLAPCLAP*

>Ro(w)an

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Catman was recently suspended from the Geelong cheer squad

I can understand why, that display was far too overt by AFL behaviour standards

Shame the derby turned out to be a shitfest

KEK how the fuck did geelong lose to the doggies

I'm pretty sure the cheer squad themselves suspended him for 'racist' outbursts

free my nigga CATMAN

hahaha eat shit booing flogger fans

>Dzhilong

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whatever happened to 200+ point games?
beating up on the midget games like richmond vs gold coast aside

>Dzhilong
>Megpis
This half of the season going to be the real elite filter

Thoroughly enjoying it myself.

666

how will freo dokers respond????????"

BROKEN BRUISED FORGOTTEN SORE
TOO FUCKED UP TO CARE ANYMORE

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by losing to Hawks next week.

there are literally 0 good teams this year

Or are there 18 great teams?

go to bed Gil

brisBASED mate

t. Glass half empty

The Nig Nat dick sucking is on a never before seen level.

>kicking in danger
fuck me umpire they're dead already Iggs don't need your help

>in the conversation with grundy and gawn the last four years
>has had an acl injury for 2 of those years

real noggin joggin

cricket on the cards

exactly, I mean it's great he's back and all but it's just wall to wall him ALL THE TIME, pre-game, post-game and fucking half time interviews in his 2nd game back from his "brave journey to recovery", give me a spell.

Wimbly for me lad

I'm going to bash your head cunt

How many more behinds can these hacks kick

I'm beginning to feel like a Fat Cunt, Fat CUnt
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

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BASED

gotta feel bad for matt pridis 2bh lads

australia playing south africa lads. check out gem once the derby's finished

based straffo

Onya Straffboss

freo are a fucking disgrace

>shuey 28 disposals, 8 tackles
>sheed 28 d 4 marks
>cameron cripps & darling 4 goals

>interview nic nat

>2.19 (NINETEEN)
Fred deserved this. When are >we going to dump Lyon

hi guys my names schapelle and i love boogie boarding!! :-)

glad someone else notices this crap.

have a guess what the recommended Kj per day is

10k!

10k for entire day!

>booing Gaff for getting votes
never change Fred

um nic nat is a darkie sweetie x

I know Nig Nat's gf through a former occupation, AMA

>that manlet cop
job cope

my requirements are larger

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Would have been better if he had won it.

Did you watch the game or just look at the stats and tune in for the post match?

i get that mate but would rather hear from someone who had a standout game then a ruckman who is above average

West Coast just had their highest scores from stoppages in five years. I wonder what could've been the cause of that.

>fred

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old man sandilands

imagine only scoring 2 (two) goals in a whole game of football.

Fred bigfooty board must be a goldmine right now.

This is going to see some use.

lol casual, this is business as usual.

Anyone listening to 6PR? decent fred melts?

2 GOALS are you kidding me!!!!!

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domino's fucking sucks tee bee haight, everything tastes like the shitty sauce base. Last time I try something else

based
yikes

It used to be its own separate thing, but then Perth grew and it merged into Perth so it's just a suburb now.