/hoc/

For me it’s steely dan
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ghcsrblhn7A

youtube.com/watch?v=lai9ATk7RH8

Shit year

can't wait for the Panthers to relocate to QC

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nhl 94

what a terrible draft in general

basé et rougepillulé

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is this the worst first round in history?

nah there were some good players in the later rounds like parayko

Now I want to order pizza but I just KNOW I'll hear it from dad.
>I cooked already
>we had pizza last night
>we have leftover pizza
>you ate out last night because you didn't want pizza
Ya see dad, plans change

That would be this year's meme first round.

tell your dad to fuck off or youll suck his dick

how was din dins?

Zoomers get OUT

1998. besides the sedins everyone sucked.
i'd wait and see how that draft goes.

but there's at least 3 hall of famers confirmed

*1999

god damn user i already told you to get off this four canals thingy, now come eat the fucking burgers i grilled for you before i rape you

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8/10 of the top ten drafted were defensemen
Says a lot

not so fast

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big brain take: youre the canadian version of ted

whoops my bad. 1998 actually had some decent players

steely dan: GAY

Verbal eme
>drake head turned and hand up
>text says "eating at home"
>drake smiling
>text says "pizza hotline 4xl party pack"

wtf is a redblack

>gets picked over fucking pronger
fucking QMJHL faggots

Except I'm not fat and gay

You go back
Jack
And do it agaaain

Yes you are

7th round '99 looks pretty sweet
2 good players and then one of the best late round steals ever

>he doesn't know about redblacks

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lol okay sure whatever you say, canadian ted

WhTs a blue bomber

It's a blue bomber dumbass

youtube.com/watch?v=3gV1sxB8TxI

lafreniere is going to be daigle2.0

a bomber that is blue. wtf is a redblack

wtf is an argonaut

Ted
>smokes weed
>fat
>gay
>unemployed
Me
>slams brews
>athlete
>pounds snatch
>gainfully employed and looking to branch out on my own

i blue bomber ur moms tits last night

A black that is red

a naut that is argo you dummy

whats the BEST first round in history?

you're both faggots

>rough rider
Sounds a bit gay

>pounds snatch
For me, it’s crushin puss

if he is then I laugh. if the sens draft him then even more laughter

it's REDBLACKS

kippers
>chink
>shows ass on internet
>janny on Yea Forums for free

me
>white
>see asses irl
>post on /hoc/ while getting paid on company time

wtf is an alouette

how can a black be red?

gentille alouette

The one where I was drafted

i want to cum inside kippers ass

Been out in the sun too long without sunscreen

JE TE PLUMERAI

can we share her

HOCKEY

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where can I get a cheap jersey?
new canucks fan here
fuck messier

will yakupov return eventually like kovalchuck?

youtube.com/watch?v=UctriMuXYS0

Canadian Ted
>gay
>lives with his dad
>sucks him off
>wageslaves
Me
>slams brews
>athlete
>slams sniz
>gainfully employed and looking to branch out on my own

BECK FROM BUCKEYE
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

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you can buy it i guess

canada
>national holiday is FIRST DAY of the month

usa
>national holyday on fourth day

what a bunch of losers

if he would then he probably returns as a flame lol

a singing bird. only found in quebec.

Hater

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revolutionary

but they cost like.. $200+ wtf

BEST IN THE WEST? BEST IN THE LEAGUE. AND STILL UNDEFEATED, YOU'RE WINNIPEG BLUE BOMBERS. RUN AND TELL DAT

Happy 4th of July Devils fans!

- PK & Lindsey

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beyond gay for a football team name lmao

I had a pork chop and turnip greens for dinner. I never had turnip greens before. I was amazed, honestly. I just steamed them, but when I took off the lid, it was incredibly aromatic. They didn’t taste as good as they smelled, but damn am I going to eat them a lot more often.

>her

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Look on eBay. If you can find a seller with good reviews. Lots of folks in Asia buy them direct from the factory for pennies and re-sell them.

what the fuck is a turnip green

Going to the gym lads. Don’t try and stop me

how do we make miscegenation illegal again?

i dont really like bananas

Got my GST cheque time to hit the VLTs lads

hey bud

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I lucked out and got a Schneider away for $25 two weeks ago at the online NHL store. Check coolhockey or ice jerseys

wtf is a golden knight?

you better squat at least two plates

yeah been looking
I really like the new season jersey's but don't think they're out yet

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They’re not my favorite, but I have one every day. The convenience and price is hard to beat. I’m usually not a fan of sweet stuff, so I get them when they’re underripe. A bit more tart and not as soft.

>he squats
Squat on my dick faggot you don't want this smoke

ya got me

Got something super aromatic for you right here, lad

*farts*

210 lb

when will we be catching up to the nba and calling them governors instead of owners?

t. Chickenlegs McGee

The new third jersey is available on the team store, but you're right, the new regulars aren't for sale yet

so close yet so far

Daily reminder that the devils picked some kike twink instead of the finnish bull who is already physically dominant against men and only wants to get stronger

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I came into this world as a reject
Look into these eyes
Then you'll see the size of these flames
Dwellin on the past
Its burnin' up my brain
Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain

My 1rm is probably higher I’ve just never cared enough to try
210 is 3x5

damn
might just wait and buy a chinese knock off or ebay then, they look clean af

wtf is a flyer???

*finnish bust who will get his clavicle fractured

wtf is a oiler

lol I thought you meant KG's for a second and I was like, damn nice.
current 1RM on squat is 215KG for me

a rig pig

wtf is a wild

A distinctly greasy and smelly piece of poo

wtf is a blue

when do you even plan on wearing a jersey?

Nice.
Only been lifting for less than 6 months and cutting for about 3

wtf is a bruin

it's a half african half indian man

wtf is a red wing

around the house mostly, maybe to the gym

ah yeah then 2pl8 is decent gg
also wouldn't be cutting til you've gained a decent amount of muscle, no point unless you're like.. 40% bodyfat

wtf is a canuck

Always forget when I go in to the city that I can't call anything that mildly inconviences me a nigger

wtf is a mighty duck

Messier is a legend you dumbass

wtf is a penguin

wtf is a maple leaf

>Wild got the best player in the top 10 pick
even though I middle key hate Dumba

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I was playing a game online and said nigger over the mic by accident

You mean like Bustjarvi the retarded mega bust who teams are going to offer a 3rd and a 5th for?

hello pewdiepie

I was posting on Yea Forums spee and typed nigger in the reply box on purpose

imagine living in a far away country and you could pick any hockey team imaginable to cheer for without the need to cheer for the home team and you still pick the most pathetic miserable useless team in the whole NHL

Just make sure no one is filming and book it right away. Seevit on the subway all the time.

i miss 2007 so much

I was skinny as balls with a horrendous beer gut, fat does not accumulate anywhere in my body except my gut. Bulked for 3 months to put on some muscle but it just kept getting bigger and I got sick of looking at it. Still making some reasonable muscle gains on the cut since I haven’t been lifting very long and my stomach is starting to shrink, abs even poke through on an empty stomach but I want to get to the point of a flat stomach before I start bulking again so I know where the lines are if that makes sense

That’s probably something like 265 for 1RM

it's ok you just had a gamer moment it happens to the best of us

rielly is the best player in there though

WHY DID MARK MEMESSIER FUCK OVER THE CANUCKS?

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Pretty grim

gonna get drunk and shitpost with my /hoc/ frens all night. might shit up /cric/ later who know

people legitimately get upset at the word faggot in online games now. it's weird

We all do.

i miss the early 2010's more. it's like everything peaked then

Play old games

because he's so based

I haven't played a game online since I ran raids in Destiny 2

I miss sex

Like I'm in denial that bulju is a bust. cope harder kike and keep rotting your host nation foreskincream peddler

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have sex

Yup.

Summer of 2010. Those were the days.

dilate

Rude.

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lmao jest window already closed

wow #respect #imwithher

December 2010 was peak comfy in many ways.

they'll "compete" still

I was in Afghanistan in summer of 2010 getting shot at

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2010 Yea Forums
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

jumped off a boat that August

how many 360noscope headshots did you get?

I respect your opinion and that’s all I will do with it.

Funny, i was shooting your moms cunt up with my sperm right around then.

>2010 Yea Forums

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Reindeer pause

Thank you for your service

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What does it mean if you have a whole bunch of really tiny dead flies and some still alive but just crawling really slowly across the concrete floor of your basement

the corpse is rotting

they aren't flies, just tiny little government drones

Kitty killed a baby mouse so I shared some of my chicken breast with him

Do you mean fruit flys or are you just dumb?

>being a cat guy
>being the type of guy who has varmints around his residence

If your house didn’t come with at least 10 acres of land you have zero excuse for mice

New developments here are in what was essentially farm land that ended up inside the city

That's when I graduated college and proceeded to do nothing with my life

They’re some sort of gnat type creature

2012 was basically my peak

NHLN was doing some sort of "Franchise day" thing special and showed a bunch of >our cup win montages and stuff about that, lads

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Which hockey players have bigger boobs than Alex Morgan?

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Could Winnebago man have been a good pest in NHL or would he forget the lines he wrote in the dressing room?

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That was when i was over halfway into my degree and had all the time in the world. Winter 2010 was great, a full month off in dec/jan, deer jumping in my yard on christmas eve. Shitposting on Yea Forums. Tine flies.

Fuuuuck she's yummy

Dusting Byfygflien

Mitch Marners Mom

>2010
First year I played varsity

Literally me

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2010 i was playing tons of XBL with people i didnt know but were my online gaming friends. i played a lot with this fat black kid from north carolina who was gonna go into the military and another fat kid from Ottawa actually. His name was Chible and he was a fat chug

thank you for reading my post

>The Habs’ competition in the East — notably the Devils, Panthers, Rangers and Leafs — have improved during the past two weeks, but Montreal has gone in the other direction. It boggles the mind. Just how badly has general manager Marc Bergevin bungled his summer deals thus far? Let me count the ways.

My girlfriend’s best friend is unironically a FtM transgender

what player do you think is hitting the steroids the hardest right now? everyone knows the off season is the time to cycle

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Which Finnish player busts next year?
>Hardmode: you can't call finns who have already busted

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For me its CTR

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Hope it’s someone from my team desu. Bunch of unskilled third liners

Everyday we stray further from God's light

i don't get it

Vuvuzelas

>two tickets to the bruins game, please

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my ex gf didnt talk to me for a week because i accidentally called her MtF tranny friend "dude" once

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Chara

Whoopsie oopsie

question for you americans. how did you actually get into hockey considering it's a niche sport in the usa as it is?

no "muh local team won the cup" answers, please

Is that Maise

She's cheating on you?

>no "muh local team won the cup" answers, please
>gets zero (You)s

it's not as niche as you think it is

Wow you gave us a whole minute

fucking americans, all of their sports teams fanbases are built on bandagoning since they each city has like 5 teams

I guarantee all the players in their 30s are on gear right now

I think that too. The guy(female) was raped by his dad when he was a kid. All the time I am guessing. Dad is a methhead now, prob always was
Hard to have a chance but honestly he’s(female) a good success story for the transgender community in their world of memes and degeneracy

played hokkei in michigan/parents were >wongs fans and took me to games when they could

Watching modern family and Jays at a hockey game

too many fart sniffing Canadians in this thread

I live in northern Minnesota

Ya seethe

greetings from /cric/

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>muh farts
Worst meme of 2019. Have sex

pizza was good, lads. i set up an elaborate ruse for (you)'s saying i decided not to order my pizza but i did in fact keep my order and thoroughly enjoyed it.

>have sex
Worst meme of 2019. Into the trash it goes

nice

I pay for it all the time

2 of those teams are not even in the same division. The habs should be focusing on finishing top 3 in the atlantic, not hoping the metro is so shit that they can sneak in with a wild card.

like a boss

metro is gonna be decent or at least still competitive

Metro will send 5 teams again. As usual.

Would if she lost 15 pounds

a little too fat, lad

earthquakes in commiefornia lads, press F for shorks/ducks/kongs fans

Would say this was the worst meme of 2019 except it was actually the worst meme of 2010

Thinking about the lad who put $500 on the Blues winning the cup and ended up winning over 100k, lads

The battlefield is new but the war is now old.

*farts in your face*

Anybody here watch The Terror?

7.1 earthquake in SoCal just now to go along with the 6.6 one yesterday. Pray for us /hoc/.

It's something

>california may be gone
BASED

t. homos

Her thighs and pussy and boobs are so fucking big if she stripped for me I'd stick her underwear on a fence post and jump out of a plane head first mouth open to impale myself choking to death on her naughty sweat

>epicentre near Bakersfield

JESSE'S REVENGE

It's on my list of shit I want to watch but never will. Same with Chernobyl and Catch 22.

Implying any deadbeat bookie would cough that up

better release him soon, kenny

>Pray for >us
Prayin the next one wipes ya out kiddo

Highly recommend Chernoybl

all of the above

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Two seperate 5.0's near Vancouver today as well. Somethings up.

Praying for a 10.0

SoCal more like faggots lol

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any of you lads watched lucifer

...And Tampa will choke to a metro team. As usual.

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7.1 thats pussy shit youll be fine

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RIP in piece dusck fans, ill miss the bantz

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its the tectonic plates shifting

ayy lmao

I subscribe to hbo and i cant even be bothered.

Whats going on. Is there a draft or something

i shifted ur moms plates last night mate

why does chambers have such an awful taste in women

Hopefully they will shift trannyfornia right into the ocean

Do Californians blame earthquakes on global warming too

On the couch under the blankie wishing I had a based trap being small spoon and I could squeeze her dick when she says something cute

Look it up, placed in Vegas
google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2019/06/13/st-louis-blues-fan-wins-100000-on-a-400-stanley-cup-bet.html

I mean it’s literally 4 or 5 one hour long episodes

That's pretty gay my man

Only ever felt one earthquake. Thought it was a giant bear rubbing up against the side of the house.

Californyahnyah
Is kind to the homeleh-ess

Good but now play the hardmode

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I don't really care right now. I just want to fuck until my dick falls off

blaze that shit up nigga

Why watch a fictional account of the event when i can spend an equal amount of time reading a book or podcast that is more educational.

Masturbate

Commendable

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That doesn't begin to satiate me

Nerdiest gayest shit I ever read right here

did u fotochop ur eyz?

Listen to William Cooper

Legit I want to knock the books out of his hands

Nigga the last book you read was the Prisoner of Azkaban fuck off

hey guys lol look at me im a gay nerd who sucks dick and doesnt want to watch TV shows on historical events

Nah the last book i read was the blurb on your moms pornhub profile

go to bed ted you're drunk

Yeah and it’s mainly with black dudes so you’re a faggot cuckold with a race and humiliation fetish

Nah I only own two hats and neither of them are constructed of tinfoil

shoo shoo not for you

Where can I watch full prime Gretzky games? Cant seem to find any. I'd like to see the shift to shift brilliance not just the highlights.

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Lemonparty.org

Based

good
t. NorCal

there arent any because they dont want you to see how shit the defending he was playing against us

why is his bulge missing?

Where is her buldge?

One time my dad took me to the old montreal forum while gretzky was on the rangers. The rangers won 4-3 in overtime and Gretz had 3 assists from "his office" behind the net, including the overtime game winning assist. It was a good time.

ogrish.com

the defense was way more entertaining. the hits were massive

Just wanted to see how much better he really was compared to everybody else at that time.

80's games are shit if you grew up watching modern hockey

Actually here are the highlights, gonna go.dig up the old photos

youtu.be/CRNaeoy52l8

What's up hoc......key fans? How yall doin this fine evening? Im gonna give you some advice. You can take it or leave it. Sipping on some... smacks lips... steel reseeeerve pinapple. slurp. Smokin' a cigah. puff puff........

How to be a ladies man. You wanna be a ladies man? Respect women like your fellow human being and gaurentee you, /hoc/, you'll be more of a ladies man...

RESPECT women and I guarentee you you'll become a ladies man. Men who fuck as much pussy as they can get: those aren't.... ladies men. No. Men who have sex when they can get it and they actually respect women. Those are the real ladies men, /hoc/.... yup... puff puff

You wanna be a real ladies man? Respect women and you'll get exactly what you want. This is advice you can take it or leave it. But if you wanna be a ladies man respect women... and you'll get exactly what you want. Cheers. slurp. MMmm... that Pinapple Steel Reserve is swingin'.

Anyways /hoc/, there's the secret. You wanna be a ladies man? You wanna be a ladies man? Respect women and be awesome at sex. Straight up. If you're awesome at sex and you respect women I garuentee you........... you'll be a ladies man in no time. puff puff

Anyways, /hoc/. Thanks for watching me smoke this cigaah. Givin' you my advice. Take another sip of this Pineapple Steel Reserve. Slurp. Mmmm... ahhh... you wanna be a ladies man? Respect women. Puff puff... Anyways /hoc/. Thank you for reading. I'll catch yall later.

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It's not gay if she smells good

Here's a good one. Game 7 Stanley Cup Finals

youtube.com/watch?v=vyJVgYch6CM

unless you like the dynasty teams

You can probably get one of the old ones with the 'vancouver' script for cheap online since they dropped that this year.

I mean they were the same shit defense and goaltending for everybody else too so why didnt they score 92 goals?

Maybe the secret was that Kurri and Tikkanen really carried him and the leafs dont want you to see it only read the records

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which unless you're 40 years old by now most of us didn't

>that cross check call vs messier
Fucking refpuck

they wanted the flyers to come back from a 3-1 deficit

The highlights are cool but I'd like to see shift to shift how he played the game.

look

i eat ass

gretzky would be a 3rd liner by todays standards

>on beer 3 and also high
>really need queso
>don't want to walk to the store
Hmmmmm

gross

Just drive you pussy

nah. he'd be top talent regardless

he had stone hands by todays standards he just had good intangibles

>getting drunk and high all day
if you do this, then the absolute state of your life

Game 7 and Grezky is just a 2 hour highlight reel? :D But I'll watch it thanks I'd missed it without you I'm kinda fucked up

cringe.

Last time I drove fucked up dad gave me so much shit. Even more when I told him I ran a shit ton of red lights. But to be fair you have to in that situation. The more time you spend in traffic, the more likely you'll get pulled over

Can’t imagine having to watch hockey in such shitty definition all the time

Does any cute twink jets fan wants to get fucked by me?

the absolute state of Canadian Ted

This is why speeding when drunk is a good idea— get home faster

And yet here you are

its the full game, although I'm watching it right now and so far Messier seems to be putting on a better performance than Gretz

its easy to take HD for granted nowadays

you have to be high and drunk all day to be here? sorry, i don't live in winnipeg

>him I ran a shit ton of red lights. But to be fair you have to in that situation. The more time you spend in traffic, the more likely you'll get pulled over
Perhaps the most retarded thing I have ever heard, cops don’t pull you over for being stopped at a red light.
>mfw I got drunk with my dad at the bar for Father’s Day and I drove home assuming the risk of a dui as my gift to him
But I didn’t drive like a pissed off teenager you fuckstick

retard

Now that I started watching this I remembered that I have seen this. Messier was dirty as fuck but at the same time so good. my kind of player

>i drive drunk because it's cool
you bunch of inbred, hillbilly, methed up winnipegers holy shit

>you have to be high and drunk all day to be here?
you don't have to. But it does make it a hell of a lot more enjoyable

80s/90s hockey was the peak. Perfect blend of skill, speed, and grit

Everything is Winnipeg.

in bc you get dogfucked for having almost no alchocool in you

>tfw born in the wrong time and you never saw the dynasty of the 80's
>instead you saw the garbage """"dynasties"""" of the kings and hawks and penguins
fuck this gay earth
90's was pretty fun even if the champions were okay i guess

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>all those teams that missed out on forsberg, hertl, and vasi

18+ website kiddo

none of those are dynasties

DID THEY GIVE LARKIN THE C YET

yzerman hasnt inspected his penis yet

older than you ya schizo fuck

Hence the exaggerated quotations, I presume

thats why I put the quotation marks because they simply aren't
I guess add wilson on there. hes a good player even if he is dirty

Damn. Why are they so slow

Doubt it considering you don’t appear to know what schizo means

>tfw got a DUI 6 years ago
>still can’t go to Canada because of it, probably never will

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dislike canadian ted more than ted from akron if i'm being desu.

good riddance criminal scum

94003974
no one asked

>ywn go backpacking in canada

fuck reddit is down guys

oh i didn't even see that, great i've been made to look like an idiot by the animefag, gonna kys myself now

shut up fuck

Always with the >Sam's a schizo talk. As if you guys don't live more rent free than me

me too but the opposite. I can't come into the USA. Feels bad

reminder that avs @ nucks was the game of the YEAR

sid seixero said that laine was the next ovechkin

Dumb rule if I’m being honest. I understand not being allowed to drive/rent a car or whatever, but total exclusion? P gay

i dunno looks pretty fast to me

You guys ever try the Montreal steak spice flavoured jerky?

yeah i can't agree with that, i drove drunk once when i was 20 and still regret it massively 8 years later. if i was caught and had that on my record forever.... that would really suck balls

don't worry you aren't missing much. there's too many fart sniffing Canadians there

So did I. Why aren't I on TV?
Hmm. Gay I'd say. I like to take my car to gravel parking lots and rip donuts

cheers lads

dynasties will never happen in the modern era desu. the cap is the reason why.

also fuck /mlb/ that genny is as if you have randy so much fucking power but its to some shit irrelevant teams that nobody gives a shit about that isnt even close to playoffs

It would be expunged after 10 years assuming you didn’t repeat

DIPLOMATIC IDEA: canada exchanges one DUI /hoc/ poster for one american DUI /hoc/ poster

/hoc/ is the general of chads

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are you sure? my company's done record checks on people and pulled up DUIs from like 14 years back

>as if you have randy so much fucking power
what?

finnish gf

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what are /nfl/ posters like? surely they're not all black

Where the fuck do you work? I talked to my boss and all he found was a single article about an accomplishment in high school

*gave randy so much power
/mlb/ has the absolute worst poster complex regardless. they have like 10 randys instead of 1.

the fanbase is a hell of a lot whiter than the rosters

I am down. I want to go to Disneyworld and see the Grand Canyon

it would be the company we use to get backchecks, i'm blanking on their name right now

Hm. You might have to start the process yourself then, but I’m pretty sure you can have your record cleared after a certain period of time without convictions

A bank?

Background check deez nuts, bitch

I visited nascar thread and they were legit borderline retarded if if not full on cerebral palsy patients or they were just niggers.
Do niggers like nascar?

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type of business is irrelevant, a backcheck is a backcheck

what if I'm a convict

/hoc/ trades randy and sam to /mlb/ for a bag of pucks. deal? also someone from /mlb/ must go to the spike for one night and order onion rings

i've been to several nascar events. can't recall any blacks.

Anybody want to meet at teasers tomorrow?

youtube.com/watch?v=Q-t8W4X8Obo

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

I'm not going to MLB faggot. But if someone from them wants to meet at the spike I'll bottle them

the dodgers and padres played through a 7.1 earthquake tonight, you won't ever see hockey pussies do that rofl

Do niggers like any motorsport or is it too hard to understand for them?

because they dont play during earthquakes ever?

they didn't even know it was happening

i bet that's the most exiting thing to ever happen during a baseball game

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time

is ghost riding the whip a sport?
youtube.com/watch?v=xLvlGVNInw4

yeah they like to steal cars

I miss panarin

i had a d.a.r.e. shirt but i lost it somehow

he doesn't miss you

I dont speak nigger so i don't know what the fuck is that but I'm betting its something retarded

don't worry, you're getting marner

t. Gary's accountant

Is car theft a sport in america?

I want to shred like Hendrix

I want to suck like abella

I always wished I was OJ Simpson. Maybe one day. Do any of you have cute waitress sisters?

Marner wouldn’t play in that shit hole even if Gary sucked his cock

you speak fluent nigger, why are you lying?

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>I've got a criminal record
>I can't cross state lines
:'(

youtube.com/watch?v=I0UQh7iKjic

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I'm confused. What makes you think I speak nigger? That image?

Boeser ahead for Pettersson!

Pettersson in.......SCORES!

The Vancouver Canucks have defeated the Toronto Maple Leafs to win their first ever Stanley Cup!

What Gary wants, Gary gets.

gross misuse of the ghostbusters theme

now that is some nickelback kino my friend

huh?

whats up sweden? whats up finland?

no this one

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i want to lick emma stone's feet

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What's a fair price on a bottom pairing Dman?

>and it was that year, 2022, he did the unthinkable
>"A 250 point season? No one had even considered it. But I have to say my record couldn't be beaten by a nicer guy." -The Great One

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Why

Vancouver says 6 million.

Try harder and keep coping

Less than 2 mil, Harrington is a top 10 bottom 4 dman, so he’s getting what he’s worth 1.65

IMO I think 1-2 mil AAV
either a rookie on an ELC or some old vet

>not best emma

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Yeah I’d like to think Jesse puljujarvi is good but because of Edmonton’s situation with that smart man chiarelli he’s not going to get a chance, he doesn’t have enough skill to compete at the same level as players like Brandon manning and Milan lucic, there isn’t a place for a fast Finnish skillful player, he needs to be traded to a team that can actually use him as a player and not an asset.

Trust me when I say this, in 2 years pulju will score 150 points. He’s got the skill, the talent and most importantly, the grit it takes to do so, he may even be better Auston Matthews in two years, who will score 100 this year

Thinking it's gonna be a good day today. You?

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They said I should stay retired but I still didn’t win a cup, I wasn’t ready to leave the game. Going back to Columbus was the greatest decision of my life, getting to play with my old coke buddy Dubinsky again was great we did lines the night I signed the contract. That year on opening night John (tortorella) told me to go on ice and take the first face off, I won it and I knew that this year was going to be good.
About half way through the season I was on a tear, I had 25 goals and 46 points, one point behind artemi panarin, we were in first place by 14 points and we were going to run away with it, then I got injured and broke my pinky, I was down for six weeks and the team started to struggle, I decided after the six weeks I would get on the ice and play again, the day I came back Dubinsky got traded for some kid named Dylan strome who was pretty much a joke, we made the playoffs by March 10th and cruised our way to a division win.
The playoffs had started and I was ready
In the first 4 games we swept the penguins, I had 3 goals and 4 assists.
We then swept the leafs i scores 4 goals and 7 assists, it was a blow out each game
Then the ECF I decided that I would let the jackets play the way they wanted to, I scored 0 points up until game 7, which then I got a hat trick to finish the game and win, the Stanley cup was going to be ours.
I finished the Stanley cup final with 2 goals and 5 assists
My best series.

Rick nash after coming back from retirment

why not?

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One million dollars

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Stinky smelly

good night got a lawn to mow in the morning

retard

Post your face when the Almighty God is sending California into the sea

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oh fuck off he got put with mcdavid and still looked like a retard out there

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Good comeback.

>southern california
ftfy

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she has a nice ass, but her feet are okay

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it's not one, i'm just letting you know

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That you're a retard? Good to know.

hell yeah their old stuff is so good

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>hell yeah their old stuff is so good
>Nickelback
The absolute fucking state of /hoc/

Don’t you dare

do you post on /celeb/?

I think his ceiling is a lot higher than people realize but I don't see him breaking 100 points any time soon lol

it's funny how different his voice is compared to photograph even though it's just a couple albums apart

fuck off beaner

no, that's just a popular clip of watson. people either like her because she's cute, or she has a nice ass, or she has nice feet

hating nickelback is reddit

My cock is hard

my fav nickelback song

youtu.be/sIlNIVXpIns

i also eat ass

Nickelback is Reddit

>that
>a nice ass
5/10 at best mate

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Nickelback is cool but I also wish I could listen to more disco

I think that his only problem is that he is just too fucking dumb. If he had even 90iq he would be Rantanen tier player 100%

Kekäläinen realized this when he spoke with him in finnish and didn't pick him

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youtube.com/watch?v=byEtd4duXOo

Looking out at the road rushing under my wheels
Looking back at the years gone by like so many summer fields
In sixty-five I was seventeen and running up one-on-one
I don't know where I'm running now, I'm just running on

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>literal retards in the nhl
You may not like it but this is what peak affirmative action looks like

>look at this graph

do you remember the 21st night of September?

Default is awesome!! so many good songs

youtube.com/watch?v=xI68A-rntIk

Brings me back to the days of listening to cjay92 8.5 hours a day at my warehouse job in Calgary

BULJU IFFY

cooked some meat by marinating it with beer. it's so good

this is the ultimate hockey song

I remember blasting this at max volume in the locker room as a pump up song before games as a kid

youtube.com/watch?v=la1WfEr60yg

earth wind and fire rules

youtu.be/aaOTilBjTyY

Playing with my large uncut penis

He quit school like in the 4th grade to pursue hockey. Wonder why nobody else did that? Maybe because if you're struggling in school when you are 13 you are fucking retarded

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>Minor Threat
Finally, some good fucking music

imagine playing for the soilers

he stayed in 4th grade until he was 13?

I got you, bro. I'll be here all summer, like the other no-lifers.

Average Finnish intelligence

>/cric/ bitches whine to the jannies and delete two of our threads
>we win the get the next day
>we always win
/cric/ BTFO
jannies BTFO

youtu.be/qdC_Cu9X4wc

what are you, a nigger? it's about the shape, not the size

>that video

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>490+ posts
>only 47 losers posting
grim

meant 6th or whatever the fuck grade 13 year olds are

no, this is still pretty good for offseason. wait until the free-agency/rfa signing hype dies down.

vocaroo.com/i/s1yu6d64WXAV

Imagine 50% being dumber if that's average :D

tight knit community

Both play key roles in the quality of the ass

Are you wearing a cap right now?

new

based duke nukem
youtube.com/watch?v=asNcneOxjYg