Let's give Alex some ideas

How can she mock Dutch culture and/or people when she scores on Sunday? Pretend to ride a bike? Pretend to be a windmill? Bust a tulip out of her underwear, smell it, and toss it?

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I hope it's the last one and I somehow obtain that tulip

>How can she mock Dutch culture and/or people when she scores on Sunday?

By winning the final.

Dropping an orange

Smoking weed

do a dutch oven

She holds up 4 fingers, the amounts of times the Dutch lost in a World Cup final counting Sunday's match

Perhaps she could have sex with me for money, legally.

What should the Dutch do when they score against America? Pretend play cops and shoot van de Sanden with 40 bullets?

Play the final with those Dutch wooden shoes.

Triple Kisses.

>womens

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They can point to Alex Morgan's chest and have a sign that says "As flat as the Netherlands".

By Losing WC

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I would pay any sum of money to have the US lose and have a Dutch QT celebrate a goal by pretending to shoot her teammates with an imaginary AR-15. Anything to see Rapinoe cry, truly

Why are people so mad about this, it's not that serious

Because the women's national team is clearly the best in the world and they act like entitled brats

react to jokes in a very literal way

I have an idea for Dutch to fuck with Americans. have the entire team pretend to sit down close to each other in a classroom and then the person who scored the goal so pretend shoot a machine at them all and they fall over like they're dying.

>pretend to shoot a machine at them
what?

Drink semen, as a real dutch.

I meant machine gun

I smiled.

Gotcha. Based if the Dutch mime a shooting celebration

haha how funny would it be if she dropped her panties down and showed her pusy?

I WANT TO FUCK THIS DISRESPECTFUL CUNT RIGHT IN THE PUSSY. GOD WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE HOPE, WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN THIS SEMEN DEMON

This, she should just do thr exact same fucking celebration when she was drinking tea and people will think she was pretending to hit a blunt

I'd like to see her do the windmill one

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She should stick a finger in a dyke

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How old is she, 50?.

reminder that excessive steroid use can cause swelling of the clitoris

bigger or smaller than a feminine benis?

she should sit on another player's face and smother her with her sweaty ass haha that would be so funny

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Pretending to drink tea is "mocking" British culture? How so?

point at Rapinoe and say 'they have a dyke just like the Netherlands'

For her next goal celebration she should burn the quran.

That's a good one.

Good meme concept, but way too elaborate to execute

Include me in the screencap

She should pretend to paint then pretend to cut her ear off.

The Dutch goalscorer should act like a player e and knock down the three tallest Dutch players then blame it on iran

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She can grab her "nether lands" if you know what I mean.

Dives for a penalty

*plane

How can you not know your own country's history, it's the only country you're taught about at school!

>it's the only country you're taught about at school!
that's not true. it's the only country we care to remember.

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By taking off her shirt and bra and pretending to sit in a shop window.

Pretend to shoot up a mosque

She should do "le cut in man pose and smile"