/nba/ General - *ring* edition

ITT, we will focus on Giannis and the Bucks. Specifically their uncanny resemblance to the 2016 Hawks
Kawhi discussion need not appear

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KAWHI TO MY RAPTOR

Go to Warriors Giannis!

I have decided to take up the holy practice of fasting until Kawhi(PBUH) reveals he's staying on my Rapties.

I implore my fellow Raptor brethren, Christian, Muslim, Sikh, or Jewish to join me in this holy act.

Peace be upon you and the Six.

Canada Bless.

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check my 3

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kawhi to LAKESHOW CONFIRMED HOLY SHIT

>people already not listening to OP

/r/lakers destroyed the craptors lmao

lol, who on the sixers will Lowry even defend?

2015* hawks

check my 3

Simmons

um...obviously ben simmons?????

/nba/ is just niggers and white trash arguing who is uglier/dumber/poorer
Prove me wrong

kawhi literally announcing lakers tonight get ready

What resemblance do they have to that hawks squad?

So he has to make a decision by 9AM PST tomorrow right?

Ive heard its gona be ben simmons

Kawhi is staying just watch

this leaf actually thinks LA isn't a desirable place for the rich to live (and, evidently, that Kawhi is a Trumptard)
how is that going to work? Lowry is 9 inches shorter and less athletic

>how is that going to work? Lowry is 9 inches shorter and less athletic
doesnt matter

Ok when does giannis take over?

Simmons is a ghost in big games. Was 4th option in the playoffs.

based

feel it in my guts that Kawhi becomes a Laker desu

Kawhi spotted in a convenience store in San Diego and news now that the Toronto aircraft came back with only the crew.

HOLY SHIT, ITS HAPPENING. KAWHI TO THE LAKERS!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!

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What anime are we watching tonight after Zion vs RJ is over?

The leafs are falseflagging. They're afraid

This is Giannoronto. Giannis was crucified, may he rest in peace, and set to rest just as he requested, his ashes sprinkled around the City of Toronto. Rumour has it, at night on a clear sky you can see Giannis' face appear above the city much like the Aurora Borealis. This spectacular sighting has attracted tourists from all over the globe, most notably Greece, where the fragmented people of what used to be a pretty okay nation can be seen searching for new entities to latch their "culture" onto

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he's thicc so simmons can't just overpower him like most guards and simmons isn't a threat from the perimeter. Trunky guards like lowry/smart are the ideal defenders for simmons as long as he can't/doesn't shoot

Gundam Seed

Where are the batteries

>slighting ancient Greece
you ungrateful moose fucker

we don't deserve leafs. so based

Wanna know how I know you are not an nba fan?

Canadians are the best posters on Yea Forums

So did ben simmons learn how to just shoot the ball?

ah shit forgot to change my flag

Kawhi is in LA. It's over, Raptor.

I'm a Canadian proxy fag and I say Canada is da best

Fuck. Here we are

You now remember OJ Mayo

either b8 or retarded. Simmons could post him up every possession and either force a double or just lay it in. all Lowry could do is foul him by slapping his elbow

Most of that is me tbqh

>Giannoronto
my sides are gone

>simmons could do X
nope, chokes and underperforms in the post season

>BUT IM A PORTLAND FAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I miss him

every post ITT is me

WHERE ARE THE BATTERIES ANSWER ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

You think pansy Simmons can move a tree trunk? He could never back Lowry down

check my 60

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Is the last of us good?

I’m not into those movie simulator games

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so close. now check my 7 for kawhi

Raptors fans are damage controlling so hard. They said the ampm pic was taken weeks ago

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha kill urself fag

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...

If the AD trade falls apart because the Lakers want to wait for Kawhi:

1) Anthony Davis, Solomon Hill, Jordan Bone and 3 future second round picks back to New Orleans

2) Brandon Ingram, Lonzo Ball, Josh Hart, Mo Wagner, Jemerrio Jones, Isaac Bonga, DeAndre Hunter, and all future picks back to the Lakers

3) Miles Plumlee, Jaxson Hayes, Nickeil Alexander-Walker, Marcos Louzada Silva back to Atlanta

4) Mike Conley, Jevon Carter and Chandler Parsons back to Memphis

5) JJ Reddick remains a free agent (Pelicans no longer have space to sign him)

6) Kyle Korver, Jae Crowder, Derrick Favours, Brandon Clarke and all future picks back to Utah

7) Andre Iguodala (acquired using trade exception created in Mike Conley trade) and the future picks traded with him back to Golden State

8) D'Angelo Russell back to Brooklyn (at which point he would be renounced and become an unrestricted free agent)

9) Josh Jackson back to Phoenix along with DeAnthony Melton + future second rounders

10) PHX no longer has cap room to sign Ricky Rubio making him an unrestricted free agent again

11) 1.1 million back to Washington

That's what happens if this trade falls apart. If the trade has to wait for Kawhi, the trade is waiting for Kawhi. Adam Silver will not allow this to happen as it ruins the offseason of nearly a third of the league.

yes it is

basically, beal on the way

#hegone
>#hegone
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#hegone
>#hegone
deal with it

>I’m not into those movie simulator games

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Im a chink bro

is Tyler Herro a meme or legit?

let it be known that an entire country lost to the city of los angeles

I know right late lotto picks or worse have never done good

>kobe
>kawaii
>greek freak

>Crown Royal

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philadelphia

who else slacking at work right now

When are the Lakers officially out of the running for Kawhi?

say hello to your mavs' starting pg, cameron payne

>Kawhi in San Diego
When LeBron retires.

Never, see

Noon tomorrow EST

i cant fucking believe kawhi is gonna be a laker. get ready for soiboi meltdowns on twitter

how come every chapofag is a sixers fan or some soi team like that? cant be a coincidence. the lakers are a team for chads

>Lakers trade fails

>Raptors sign and trade Kawhi for Kyrie AND KD in a 3 way deal

lets

fucking

go

>work
>7:26pm

they have seth curry, brunson and probably delon wright

>espn devoting half the screen to lebron and kidd talking

STOP FUCKING SHILLING FAGGOTS

O shit.
He leavin

>EST

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Cringe

>99 -48

Go home

>every team in the league got better
>except for the Celshits
>AGAIN

bahahahahahaha

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YOU MAY ONLY REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOU'RE SUMMER LEAGUE TEAM IS UNDEFEATED
NOT SO FAST, BUSCK

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>playing only one game

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>The lakers are a team for chads

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We talkin bout summer league....

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>summer league

every team is based except for celtics

Renta free

>uhhh my tummy hurts...
>i cant play...

Sucks to be those teams. Should have been smart and winning like my raptor.

Why do old white hoes want to suck Shannon sharpe off so hard?

>AD gets injured as usual

>Old man Lebron too tired

>Kawhi has to play 82 games, 48 min a game

load management is dead. if he goes.

HAHAHAHAHA ABSOLUTELY BOILING GAYSCONSINITE

Nah, pretentious shitty version of The Walking Dead.

Cry harder chud

>hold on to many assets only to be surpassed by the Nets
Being a Celtics fan must be suffering.

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Summer league matters.

So far he looks legit. But it's only summer league. But it's safe to get will be looking at significant minutes even if he's not starting.

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>Summer league matters.

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he's a turbo-chad. everything about his appearance, personality, and lifestyle elicit a sexual desire in women

Summer league doesn't matter.

>nooo my tummee...

my main man kostas gonna take over 2 years from now

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why do /nba/ hate the celtics chads so much?

#uever wake up n the middle of da night and think about a boy u like or startin to like and sit at da edge of the bed n say damn i want him

Load management is not worrying about carrying the team to the playoffs or a high seed and he won't have to worry about doing that on the Lakers. AD+Lebron also guarantees Kawhi won't have to carry the load of mediocre players again in the playoffs.

yes its kino

>walking dead
t. brainlet

Kawhi has reached agreement with the Los Angeles Lakers, league sources tell 4channel.

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They're rarely talked about unless you are making fun of them at this point.

NO NO NOOOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT SUMMER LEAGUE NOOOO SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ONLY TALK ABOUT KAWHI!! THIS IS A KAWHI GENERAL!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THE LAKERS NNNRRRGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH LAKERS LAKERS LAKERS LAKERS SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUMMER LEAGUE NGNNNNGRHRHRRRHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Kawhi Leonard

>THE PRESSURE IS ON YOUUU!

Lakers

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Rent free lmao

>LeBron James and Jared Dudley have arrived at NBA Summer league to take in the Lakers Summer League game.

BROS?!?!?!?!?!?

Come suck my dick Ozuna you fucking fruit

Yea Forums

Is Jared Dudley part of the Lakelels big 3? OH NO NO NO NO

Astros desu

Summer League matters more than G-League.

are you fucking kidding me you down 44 dont call a timeout


bitchass chinese

LeBeta knows it's over. Or he would be negotiating.

HE STAY

Just a theory on why Kawhi didn’t announce today.

Kawhi’s a New Balance athlete and Coco Gauff the 15 year old tennis player is also a New Balance athlete.

Cris Carter tweeted out that Kawhi’s decision wasn’t gonna be today anymore about 30 minute’s after Coco completed her comeback at Wimbledon.

I think Kawhi already had his decision made and it was going to be announced today but New Balance got word to Kawhi and asked him to push it back until tomorrow. I think they did this to maximize the exposure on Coco as her comeback was the top sports headline of the day and if Kawhi announced right after that it would kill all the buzz surrounding Coco.

T minus 2 hours until we find out if Zion is a bust or not
Any early guesses /nba/???

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Fuck that faggot and the rest of them, motherfuckers in the genre are boasting welfare queen nails now. I blame America.

the lakers whiffed on every free agent they pursued and dont even have enough players for a full team though

KAWHIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

he's gonna dunk on somebody so hard that they stop the game

He's going to dominate summerleague. They're too slow and weak to stop him.

i don't even care where kawhi goes

And if New Balance has that much influence, I'd call the Lakers the favorite

Kawhi wants to go to the lakers, he is just a bigger pussy than Lebron and KD to embrace the hate after doing it.

>believing anything Cris "every NFL player would rather be in the HOF than have a superbowl" Carter says

kek

its possible

Sixers can't win a chip without TJ McConnell

>nooo it wuz my tummyyyyyyyy

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You know stay with a tec like bill laimbeer

coco bandicoot?

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My Nets bout to have the best brotherhood :')

Hes playing scrubs tho

pellies have so many summer league MVPs. Lonzo, Hart, and now Zion...

Any streams for the Pelicans game?

Lonzo should be playing in summer league. He needs the practice desu

Is summerleague more fun than the actual NBA playoffs at this point?

It doesn't start for 2 more hours

Is Butler to the heat a done deal? if the clippers manage to do a S&T for him they could also get Kawhi.

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>No (((women))) hosts or guests
>No white libs like Max Cuckerman as guests or hosts
>is very based
>is redpilled

So /nba/, why dont you speak for yourself?

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Fuck off, Coonlock.

>Kawhi becomes the villain

>KD good guy going to the Nets

go figure

It's the
>jerk off over the white kid in summer league
Time of the year

ain’t got body roll

don’t give a fuck bout nun

nah the NBA playoffs were extremely based this year
>spurs vs nuggets
>clippers comebackb owl
>blazers vs nuggets
>the ETERNAL rockets choke
>sixers vs nets kinoball
>raptors vs sixers kinoball part 2
>the bucks choke
>the LWLLWLarriors choke

summer league is real to me dammit

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It's over, he belongs to Pat Riley now

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kys coonlock

crackstreams dot com

It's one of the better "talk shows" just because coonlock doesn't suck every star players' dick and calls out a lot of bullshit that most people let slide

GTFO coonlock

any of y’all out here smoking crack wit da boi

Who will go down as the better player? Curry or Kawhi?

>crack
If you're still smoking crack in 2019, just kill yourself now my nigga

>smoking crack
must be a sixers fan

New Balance shoes is cornball brutha shoes. Kawhi is so corny.

My lakies desu

There is at least one player on literally every nba team that can stop zion, no problem
He will be a bust, dabbing on college boys means shit

>is the only person to call out athletes for being overprivileged cry baby nigs and Steve Kerr

Yeah no, fuck you. And fuck New Zealand and it's army of 27 soldiers.

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Coby white is the goat already

>smoking crack
must be a thunder fan

What about his court vision? His otherworldly athleticism?

>If you're still smoking crack in 2019, just kill yourself now my nigga

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>smoking crack
must be a blazers fan

Go tapdance for massa somewhere else, you bootlicking blob.

Have sex

kris dunn on suicide watch

Zion is a non-shitty Simmons

he will be good

seethe

youtube.com/watch?v=qQJyBLFuG4c

coby white looks pretty thicc bros

Is r/nbastreams still around? Trying to watch some summer peague

>t.

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My house flooded bros I wanna die

>Smoking crack
Must be an american normie

its now adamsilverfanpage

why's this so kino

>smoking crack
must be an eastern euro

t.

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>(((ESPN)))

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smoking crack in 2019 is such a typical white people thing to do....

>Zion is a non-shitty Simmons
>has all the negatives Simmons has without any of the benefits
wew

Check this 2 fags

based

>2012 + 7
>Still using reddit as a insult

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

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holy BASEDARONI

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some of these summer league lakers will literally play this season

is michael porter jr a bust?

Is sports/anime the best duo of hobbies/

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>Simmons is a long twink with no shot

>Zion can shoot and has raw athletic talent

Coby White is such a bust wtf bros

lol the heat summer shit on them on Monday

Simmons cant shoot at all. Period. Zion doesn't have the best jumper but his mechanics allow him to work on it.

>says the cuck using wojak images
Fuck outta here bum

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If he was born from a better with normal genes he would be in the top 3 rookies of the year
But hes a broken man that will never be standard

>Simmons is a long twink with good athletics and defense
>Zion is a half-baked short nigger who's best quality is dunking and yelling ANWUUUUUN

From a family with normal genes*

why hasnt summer league been big until now?

is it because of the nba tv and then it moving to e!spn?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZjgreqGLbqc

Why is fair that NBA players make 100x than WNBA players?

The gender pay gap, when it comes to professional athletes needs to be closed.

Simmons didn't do shit to the Raptors

And he has no shot. Zion has a ton of upside.

>t.

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who saw that old man give that slut some cash?

>I'm making you head coach by christmas

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oh damn better be really afraid of a dude who's like 5'8" on a good day getting two points and chimping out

I will give you $100000000000000 if Simmons hits one 3 this season.

Can my nuggies reach the WCF?

you niggas are ridiculous pretending that ben simmons is bad and that being at a similar level is supposed to be a knock on somebody

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kawhi hasn't announced yet because he wants to make it appear as if it's a tough choice, so when he inevitably does go to LA, rapties fans can feel self important.

this nigga is an American bros. he's from California. he's not staying in Canada. I know it sucks if you're a fan, but that's a fact. that's always been a fact with this team since Damon fucking stoudamire.

Do you not understand economics? The WNBA has been operating at loss since it's creation.

>They dont sell tickets

>They dont sell merchandise

>They dont have big TV contracts

They are in the entertainment industry, they just aren't very entertaining.

Screen cap this post. I'm using this trip to make a bet. If Simmons:
-doesn't have a jumper
-doesn't hit a three
by the end of reg season I will post my dick and eat cardboard.

NBA players should donate parts of their salary to even the pay gap.

30% (starting) sounds fair.

>more onions memes
Is that all you got? Off yourself.

Me and my (older by 2 years) sister fought a lot when we were little. However, I remember that I masturbated to a picture of her in her swimsuit (I specifically remember focusing on her butt) when I was in middle school. I never had a crush on her. I think we still hated each other at that point, but I hadn't discovered porn yet, and I needed to vent my sexual frustration. We chilled out and stopped hating each other in high-school, but we were never really close. We did watch FMA together during this time, and while we were chatting about it, she mentioned that she was happy that we weren't fighting anymore. I kind of think she might have seen some depictions of happy sibling relationships in anime, and thought, "Oh, I wish we hadn't fought so much. We could have been closer than best friends." I still think that sometimes.
I would absolutely never have sex with her unless we were the last two humans on the planet. She's made a family with a good guy, and even if she hadn't, I don't want to have sex with someone I'm not willing to marry.

The reasons it can be great in doujins / manga fantasy that I can think of are:
1. It's forbidden and has to be kept secret.
2. There's something hot about knowing a girl for a long time before starting a relationship.
3. There's something hot about living with / in close proximity (house next door, for example) to a girl your own age.
4. Your sibling is the genetically closest person to you, so it's as close to selfcest as you can get and you're helping propagate your own kind. (There's a company called deCODE genetics found that 3rd cousins in Iceland had the largest numbers of offspring. Best theory I've heard for explaining it is that further, you're helping other people's genes, and closer risks defects.)
I sort of wonder if 2 and 3 have something to do with how early humans probably lived in small tribes.

simmons has shot 3's. check the pre draft scrims. seems like a mental thing

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shit i fucked up the trip

kys

my sister is letting them rip tonight jesus

twitter.com/SourcesPlug

>t.

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I posted this on reddit ( I know) but I'm reposting it here anyway

a friend of mine who works in event services was at the laker facility earlier today to take back some rentals, but the order was amended to monday. might be because lakers had an event earlier to clean up, but they're gonna have a press conference monday for kawhi so they're keeping the equipment for now

clutchpoints.com/kawhi-leonard-watch-fans-calling-san-diego-am-pm-where-leonard-was-supposedly-spotted-friday/

Kek

lol, these are the guys lebum and AD are going to have to carry next season

>Lebron tucks his ears into his hat
that's a big yikes from me dawg

Jamychal Green, Jabari Parker and Caruso are elite

youtube.com/watch?v=uBXgt4-UK5I

undoubtedly

girl what yo name iz

it's fucking over. the lakers really got kawhi WOw

Jamychal green is underrated

so wtf, is this faggot not going to choose a team???

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Not if you continue to use language like that

whats worse, this shit, or the Decision?

also what was Yea Forums like during the decision?

When do the Lakers hold open tryouts? I think I could make it as a back-up PG playing roughly 15 - 20 minutes a night. I have a sky high basketball IQ, I communicate on defense, got a decent spot up J if wide open, and my bounce passes are crispy. Plus I think me and Lebron would really get along as friends and have good on-court chemistry.

this shit, the decision was at least entertaining and good for the memes

youtube.com/watch?v=AgDkxEcXt2U

To me it was the decision

Ironically it was probably full of shitposts about the Lakers being over

Glorious

Everyone but us HeatChads were pissed off. Literally, I felt bad for them.

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>goodbye shit town

the decision was hilarious and caused so much asspain

yo i'm really good at cherry picking and yelling "OUTLET" "OUTLET" with the arm on Bron he'd be throwing touchdowns all day

How tall are you?

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how many points did Jamychal Green average last season?

EH ERNIE MAAAN, YOU GUYS DONE TOOK IT FAR MAAAN. I AIN'T ON THE SET MAAAN. AW MAAAN ERNIE OFF THA CHAIN

4channel wasnt even around during lebrons the decision

Kawhi rented out a restaurant in SD for Uncle Dennis' birthday tonight. The announcement is going to be tomorrow: it's the Lakers.

Stop stalking the man damn

>Not being the Boozer of your pick up Bball game

AYYYYYYYYEEE!

GIMME DAT SHIT!

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One of my best defensive qualities is loudly calling out switches and letting my teammates know when someone sets a screen.

5'11, 200 lbs.

I think I could fit the Kyle Lowry mold of a big, strong PG that's tough on D and uses his weight finish around the rim and bully smaller guards.

>uncontrollable shaw laughter

not falling for that bait

I would pick you last at the Y unless I knew you had a wet jumper bro

Which bait specifically? Any given /nba/ thread is like 80% bait.

>5'11 200

Lose weight fatass.

i''m just happy ty lue didn't sign up to coach. imagine that guy trying to coach this supermegateam

do you know what muscle is stupid shit??

Zion looks lonely :(

>SUPER MEGA TEAM

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My friends say I have the best jumper out of all of us. My mid-range game is automatic and my 3 game needs work, but with NBA trainers and coaches helping me I could easily be an elite 3 pt shooter.

My weight is fine. My big body makes me harder to move around.

Kawhi has the same agent as Cris Carter did.

That Super Mega team wont even reach Western Finals

>super maga team

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as soon as Drake released god's plan i knew Kawhi wouldn't stay in Toronto

I'm kind of a late bloomer because I never played high school, only rec league and pick up games, but I've improved ten fold since then. Playing at the Y every Sunday and learning formations and play calling from 2K has made me a borderline professional player.

If I don't make it to the NBA I guess I can go play in Italy or Australia or something. I won't get paid as much but I'll probably get a lot more playing time.

>Sources: Washington has traded Dwight Howard to Memphis.

>Sources: Washington has traded Dwight Howard to Memphis.

>Sources: Washington has traded Dwight Howard to Memphis.

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>Shams Charania

Verified account

@ShamsCharania
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Sources: Washington has traded Dwight Howard to Memphis.]

>dwight coward

If my mother's, mother's, mother was a black princess does that mean I get to use the word nigga?

>fright coward

Does that mean they're gonna bench JV lmao

Dwight Howard is still in the league?

You already used it and it's not like it matters. It's fucking cringeworthy when you gringos get so uppity over a word, white or black.

this nigga Dwight will play for every team of the league by the end of his career

>memphis are looking to trade dwight

lol who wants him even if he goes to waivers

There is no way you're lean enough. I'm the same height and I have a great frame and I'm almost 40 pounds lighter than you.

I'm not being mean, I'm just letting you know you would be competing with 6'6 175 lbs -2.8% bodyfat players that have s 40 inch vert and run a 4.4 40.

MY LAKIES GONNA GET DWIGHT

Lakers last week
> we’re getting boogie and Iggy and Kawhi and Danny green!

lakers now
> sign Jared Dudley
> trying out Monta Ellis and Amar’e

Holy lmfao this is hilarious as a Celtics fan watching them crash and burn

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The Grizzlies are trading CJ Miles to Washington for Dwight Howard, league source tells ESPN. Deal saves Memphis $3.1M. Grizzles will waive or trade Howard, per source.

>Dwight, JR Smith and Boogie all on their redemption arcs on the Lakers

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

BASED KAWHI FUCKING UP THE LEAGUE

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My sky high basketball IQ offsets whatever physical limitations I may encounter. I'm also a lot stronger than I look, trust me.

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Kawhi Leonard has agreed to 4-year, $154M deal with Lakers, Klutch Sports says.

Dwight would be unironically a good fit for the Lakers

imagine being this retarded

NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER

>Klutch Sports
Hey now wait a minute

John Wall

Wall Johnsons

>My sky high basketball IQ offsets whatever physical limitations I may encounter. I'm also a lot stronger than I look, trust me.

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Bradley Beal

>negative bodyfat percentage
Literally not possible, retard

All the Lakers need is their true big three: LeBron, AD and Kuz. The rest of the roster is irrelevant.

reporters never name their sources dumbo

why is this the case????

LeBron/Rondo/Caruso
KCP/Green/Norvell Jr
Leonard/Horton-Tucker
Kuzma/Melo
Davis/Cousins/Howard

How many wins?

Tell me what I said that was wrong. Like exactly what.

John Wall's contract

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Really?
twitter.com/wojespn/status/1013574987909824512?s=19

It's a joke you fucking mongoloid. Are you that retarded?

NBA should subsidize its profits with the wnba so that its equal salary

If the Lakers trade for Anthony Davis, then they don't have the max. Kawhi has to sign before they make the trade.

but what about all the players who cant play, how are they linked???

beal on the way.

Coasting to 58 wins with lots of load management and 16-0 in the playoffs.

Lol you got reversed trolled, get fucked idiot

#bluefacebaby

Miami might actually take John Wall’s contract lmao

to miami

Moves were made by teams with the AD trade as the starting point.

Kawaii status?

here you go leafs. a classic
youtube.com/watch?v=NKMtZm2YuBE

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congrats on getting baited by an obvious troll. reddit would be more appropriate for your IQ level

its so fucking retarded if they do that. Wall is fucking done. He relied on athleticism and he just had two achillies injuries

They can't play because they haven't been traded yet. The Lakers had to trade some of their garbage to make space for Kawhi.

brazilian youtuber who lives in LA saying kawhi to la a done deal

oh that kind of sucks for the young players who just want to play in the summer league

Celebrating.

>brazilian youtuber
dropped

Serbian vlogger that just landed in LA has inside sources that Kawhi signed the deal

Maybe you cant read.

>The WNBA has been operating at a loss since it's creation

That mean in case you dont know, the NBA is already subsidizing the WNBA entire existence. How do you think they rent out arena's and pay the players ANYTHING at a total loss in terms of income?

The players may not know it but they are giving up some of their salaries to keep the WNBA afloat.

>brazilian youtuber

Nobody fucking cares

Sign with the Clips
Sign with the Lakes
Stay in Toronto

Do SOMETHING

Yea, I don't even understand why this rule exists that prevents them from playing

im getting the 9's. back off

>brazilian youtuber

Anderson Varejão said that Kawhi to Lakers is done.

because they technically aren't on their right teams until the trade goes through

KAWHI TO MY CLIPPER

DeMar told me Kawhi staying, its done

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Kawhi is fucking up the Lakers bros he was a double agent all along. He hates Lebron and KD.

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The Memphis Grizzlies are planning to waive eight-time All-Star Dwight Howard, league sources tell @TheAthleticNBA @Stadium.

wow that was fast

leave me alone guys this is a really big decision i just wanna be happy feel

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you are SO mad now

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>Now this is going to be fun

Kawhi is staying just trust me

all 9's for my rapties :)

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kawhi to clippers makes too much sense. my guess is he's intentionally stalling to derail the lakers offseason. based autist

Fuck MJ.

Zion or Barrett with more points tonight, who you got?

another banger for the leafs
youtube.com/watch?v=R_rTICMVXQQ

>Kawhi will be in LA. Mark. My. Words.

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hes a reliable source faggots. he goes to every lakers game

>Kawhi LITERALLY fucked up 4 teams by delaying his decision
>fucked up twice as many rookies' summer league opportunities
is he a bad guy?

my vst friend from /prod/ said kawhi is going to sign lakers. he's never been wrong

just stop posting bro

>done deal

zion because knox is going to turbo chuck for the knicks

>brazilian youtuber

You're a fun guy.

Yea Forums here

kawhi to clippers. period.

is he a good guy?

ITS TOO FUCKING HOT

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Danilo Gallinari with high hopes for Kawhi to land on Clip Nation

Where are you guys seeing the John Wall news?

avery bradley to the lakers done deal apparently

Barrett because Zion’s minutes will be limited

So he could get traded away from the Cloppers to go to a real franchise

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>Kawhi Leonard is staying with Toronto, league sources tell ESPN.

Bron looks worried and srzbzness as fuck, non-stop glued to his fone, hasn't looked up once. The three people to his right and left all on their fones too OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

2k’s franchise mode sucks this year

>league sources

is Zion playing today

Nah not really. Its okay but its pretty short

2K19 is ass, jump shooting is way harder for some reason. Should have just stuck with 18.

literally ripped straight from reddit lol

Kawhi will make his announcement in a few minutes, sources say.

Kawhi to the Knicks

the most unpredictable move

People still unironcially think the 76ers will win shit. Maybe when Lebron, KD, Kyrie, and Kawhi retire, but then the Simmons/Harris deals will be done and will be used to mock the 76ers even more than the Larper contract

you know your career is dead when your hometown organization trades you

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>Lakers getting BTFO

just like with Kawhi, soon

>muh army
absolutely cucked

nothing wrong with some reddit now and again

Lowry
Danny Green
Kawhi
Pascal
Gasol

2peat

you are playing with our emotions

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reddit is based

>/nba/ making announcements ever five seconds
>don't know I have a Woj tab open

ya played yourself

Grizz getting ready to sign Kawhi

[Charania] Kawhi reportedly making a ham and swiss sandwich on whole wheat right now. Also cut the crust off, according to league sources.

I feel so bad for Ja Morant’s asshole right now.

>88

>88

Kawhi staying confirmed

Checking

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we gonna have a zion vs rj gamethread or na

If our taxes pay for arenas, why do we not get discounts on tickets?

That kid puts some makeup and a wig on and he'd pass for a white bitch

>LeBron has left his seat to take a phone call, source at the scene confirms

By drawing a million charges

[Amick] Kawhi reportedly left the bathroom earlier. Sources say he defecated and it weighed approximately 2 pounds. Reportedly, he didn't wash his hands.

>Yo Bron, you think it's alright if you guys re-do the script with me in it?

kys

>yo lebron it's embarrassing that you attend summer league games fuck the lelkers I stay

ordering a za

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are these the rookies that are gonna team up with AD and bron?

I had fun with the gameplay, although I’m only taking six wide open threes per game and making maybe like 2? Jump shooting sucks, it’s all about green releases.

I just hate the simulator in the franchise mode, I can’t possibly play an 82 game season but no matter how much I stack my team with all stars/all NBA players they can’t make the playoffs or even go .500 in the sim.

Lakers sign dwight to max and finally let him run the team

based

Can anyone on the China team dunk? dont thin I've seen one dunk yet

>pineapple

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every single player on their team can yes

I’m a nigger

this

>steve nash comes out of retirement
Now this is going to be fun 2: Electric Jigaboo

based

who the fuck are these summer lakers?

I'm a Clippers fan.

When's Zion and RJ playing?

the cope is strong with that asterisk

This and what channel

After this game

have sex

what’s your favorite BLACKED.com video?

Maybe Kawhi flew back because he wanted to eat a KFC cheeto sandwich

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Channel 27

I have no respect for you if you unironically choose put this filth in your body.

Go to BLACKED.com/brudah

Give sex

>american cuisine

I fucked your mom with a pineapple

i don't watch blacked

someone text me when the /moo/shits leave

Based post right here everyone take note of this mans massive testicles

>aussie will never eat real NY style pizza

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the absolute state of america

they left

You're watching the 2020 lakers

i like burgers and i like cheetos whats the big deal

It is true though, those dual contracts are close to 300 million for two mediocre overrated hack fucks. To which two overrated hack fucks is worse than one Harper.

Liar it's on ESPN

I agree if I ever saw anyone from /moo/ on the streets it's on site

...

MEGA SUPER TEAM

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that looks nasty AF dude

Leafs, the Lakers won the Kawhi sweepstakes. What do you have to say to your superiors?

Sports and programming
>Stay in shape
>Talk/play sports with chads
>Be smart
>Make money

check em

I didn't even post a picture of the actual sandwich lol

Kawhi is going to Los Angeles.

Nacho Fries are overrated as fuck. I had some earlier today, the fries were lukewarm like they'd been sitting under the lamp for 30 minutes. The seasoning wasn't even that good and you only get a tiny serving.

get in losers, we're checking a 3

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>cooking your meat

Enjoy your cancer

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Why wouldn't the Clippers hijack the AD trade by negotiating with the Hawks or Wizards in a side deal after Kawhi delays the decision?

>programming

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That shit is nasty

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get these shit teams out of the way already

>tfw can't get a 3 anymore

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pack it up, boys (pic related)

i like the general look of your piz', new york-thin is where it's at and i love white. but i have to be truthful that pie looks a little underdone. the ricotta (favorite cheese) is lookin' a little soupy

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Canada was never an option -- Kawhi just wanted to manipulate the Lakers into giving him all the power he wanted. Check my 4

Actually looks great, idk what you idiots are freaking out about

Redpill me on BBQ ameribros, does Texas, Tennessee, or North Carolina have better bbq

What the fuck

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I'm 6'0 165 with really long arms and ~8%bf. I'm fast, I've got great endurance, and put in effort on defense. My handles aren't anything to write home about, but I can hit the spot up 3

Any of you niggers got a stream link?

check my 5

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bitch i'm too smoooooooooooth

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Lakers are a joke. Magic got all the power he wanted and still ran away from them. He probably told Kawhi that they are a bunch of snakes in management.

t. fatty mcfatfuck

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depends if you like wet or dry rubbed bbq

Any of you niggers got a stream link

Fatso checking in

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Post your stomach, only an obese person would say this

Looks like an undercooked chicken ball on a bun

how much do you weight dude? that shit is horrible

is zion suited up?

looks amazing desu

Magic wouldn't do that because he fucking knows what we would do to him if he nixed our chance at getting a top free agent. No one is safe. Check this 3

>pickle

plain gang report in

i like my girls BBW

Only legit non-meme autistic people eat their burgers/sandwiches plain.

PLAIN GANG RISE UP!

>Knicks lost all free agents

>lost Zion too

I eat my sandwiches plain, what you finna do?

>black hand
oh shit are all the anons in /nba/ black? I think I need to check that my wallet is still in my pocket and leave this thread

we outchea

plain gang plain gang

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The mystique of the franchise is gone and now they are just a laughingstock who hasn't made the playoffs in half a decade. This is Magic's fuck you to the Lakers for stabbing him in the back for years.

yikes

Jeanie loves him as a man.

Fucking END why are you nig nogs never on time?

>Still going to win a championship before the Sixers do in this century.
All will take is one owner selling the team and they will be back boyo's

It's seriously devastating. They lost out in the biggest free agent off season for the next five fucking years

NEW

Magic is an LA resident. If he's serious about continuing to live here with a beating heart and everything, he better not sabotaged us.

Will LeBron give a pitch to Zion tonight?

>be undrafted literal who
>play in russia all year
>good stats, get one of my old college coaches to give me a chance at summer league
>chuck up 35 footers and baseline fadeway bricks for 30 minutes

What if Barrett is magically MJ 2.0?

>Lost FreeAgentless lost by 20
Will Bron even deign to talk to his new teammates?

easier than it looks

>this is considered food in america

Doubtful, more likely for most of anons to be fat though

Yeah texted Kawhi all through the match

dubs and zion drops less than 10 points this game

“Nigger.”

I'm Indian