Boston Red Sox @ Detriot Tigers

good boy mookei

i thought devers was good

There ya go Devers advance the runner

Talk about small ball

BORING nl style baseball waste of a lead off running imo

Ryan Carpenter on track to keep up that ERA

ryan carpenter era updater has posted

erod fat lazy mexican

sorry im late were winning though?

can't say for sure as it's very possible e rod givesup another dinger by time i hit post

haha dinger you mean double play

i dont have to write every single possible thing that could happen in world before i put post

You do if you want me to give you /nesn/ credits

yeah you do

You probably should

cum asteroid from outer space put big hole in american usa conteninten

not sure I agree with this quality of post on my birthday

happy birthday

Is this the Red Sox thread?

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Would prefer first and third no outs tbqh

would prefer if i were dead

Why is Sandy Leon allowed to hit again?

that risp
is is possible to kill yourself without having to die

Where’s the lass with the big arse that supports the best team in baseball

Oh hey Subway still exists

On vacation for the holiday weekend I imagine

at turkey sandwich literlaly every lunch this week not from subway so has nothing to do with your post though just wanted a little blog

Trips of satain

Shut up Dave your pretty bad yourself

guess erod's no so dum b and fat now after all is he idiots

Any tiger fans been to old tiger stadium the stadium looks pretty comfy one of my favorites

me as the mom in the yellow dress

wow cycle night

BAZINGA

dever non all star power

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homerun

non-all Star home run

ERA remains on track

Devers is best 3rd baseman and not all star what did they mean by this

thats fuckin nuts

>9.00 ERA
Is he an ace now

Carpenter pitching like idiot from Manchester

funny fact they do a fan vote for that thing

>letting fans vote
Should only be white male land owners tbqh

Why that funny

becuase to post complain about it after wards its like just vote idiot if your dumb ass cares so much

No Irish, Italians, or Germans I hope

guinea tea

Full circle

I voted 10 times for dever, the best boy, father, and third baseman in baseball

loooooooool

Italians are not white the other two are

Guerin white?

Haha ok

whiteness era updater has posted

wheres guerin

I haven’t seen Kacy since apology did she quietly get fired

quietly took a private invitation to a certain owner and his wife boat and is probably still sore and bruise all over but especially her private

I don’t catch your meaning

she at home eating ice cream playing tetris on phone

There she is!!

guerin cute look like princess peach

wtf christian vazquez BALD SPOT didnt know he was a part of that red sox subtrhead

sick of communist player

>inb4 ERod throws it into the outfield

wheres pic

idk why he would do this

>Dever
>22 year old
>dad
>best player in baseball
>that one poster
>29
>still no internship
>not one date to Pete blue bird or dairy witch
REALLY makes you think

i thought all nesn was 28/29

sorry im late i was working outside today and had to take a cold shower

>dever
>zero all star
>that one poster
>zero all star
DEVERS BTFO

looll

google data mine poster has posted

why nobody meet met at outback after game....

this is literally the FIRST time you ever posted about outback

google advertiser poster trying to dethrone Pete bluebird from official steak of nesn

>ywn get dinner at Pete bluebird, have diary witch for dessert, and go to a Red Sox game with /nesn/

never heard of these places honestly think u might be confusing them with outback

sure but on the other hand i did throw the qt wuran on the floor when shewas yelling and crying

someone post the webm

You ruinined my birthday drunk at Kowloon

holy shit now he got the ground out part of the cycle WOW he's so close

unless your brithday was like february i dont think that was me maybe someone else put their gf quarn on the ground

nesn softball team lineup finally where i want it to be and we can finally focus on bullpen now

meet your nesn softball team lineup for the next few years probably

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next few years will be over by wendesday

1 year = 1 week actually according to the simulations so maybe 1 month also i have a big backup roster so I can send some down and call up on will now heavy depth at every position besides relief throwing

ok didnt need you to read me the whole user manual just trying to post

Don’t need to read another passive aggressive post from you tonight

F for Steve Pearce, just heard the news

holy shit did he die

ok but heres the throwing part of the team needs a lot of work i know but i think our rotation is in a good spot considering we have 9 starters

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wtf if the tag was ther ehe should be out

Super fucked up his knee

stop trying to be stat masterson and get a closer and a lefty specialty and a fragile gook submariner and play baseball the good old fashinoed way thank you

all cheap high rated reliever are yankee and i dont buy yankees and koji cost like 50k currency which is like how much my entire team cost when i bought it (went up in value because i am stat masterson)

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also [specialist] means they are lefty or right specialty they can be both its 2019 women have rights and blacks can vote

>needing a closer
Idiot has spoke. My real Red Sox and virtual Red Sox do fine without

ok well cleanse the data next time so its clear

legendary just like my reputation on /nesn/

erod is a little thick isnt he

my liver a littel thick

holt literally in hospital bed shaking and creying

you ever accidentally post something stupid to your friend

wow tremendous play by WILDCARD

post the pic you know

show screen shot

There was something in the air that night
His throws were right
EDUARDO

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no the erod one you know

shit

wtf cheating detroid don't want game to count

hi i am born in a 1960s love child

Does anyone have the webm of the kid who was run over and killed with the tarp?

>red sox in front
>rain delay
>rain hasnt even started
>top of the 6th
how is the allowed

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fine ill just watch that chicken nugget video instead

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tell me how it is i didnt actually watch

whats wrong with nugget guy face

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Bit harsh senpai

just a funny webm this is a rian dealy thread nwo we have to keep it light and bouncy

anyone wants a picyures from a bobblehead night

its okay just another one of those meme food videos i want to fuck the the girl on the right though

Please and thank you

post already

ok maybe when i get drunks some time i post them in you honor

show boble head

read this post becaise i am NOT repeating myslef

>not showing us the Jerry Seinfeld bobblehead
>costanza . jpg

post alrady drunkie packie alchy post NOW

come to think of it i only have a few good pictar i was a too shitfaced and kept taking picture of usa flag and pow flag

if he doesnt post im going...to,...

Wow idiots in my neighborhood still launching fireworks

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yes this

loooooool i remember was like playoff or something too

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Miss you bb

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how much money you get for being rain delay officer at baseball seems like easy job just look at tablet and say rain or not

70k but you need at least a masters..

is that alex cora

masters in how to use microsoft surface tablet 102

just learaned 70k is NOTHING after i finally got internship

>why are women so emotional

i am alex cora

personally like when women get emotional becasue they never do anything to make you stop yelling or any such like a man would punch you or something but women just sob louder

I make more than 70k and I plant hedges wait until you learn about taxes

the txes is exactly what i'm talking about and then ON TOP theres all of a sudden all these premiums and you have to put all the 401 k and the greoceries and bills and you feelt stupid and dumb for the time you spent all that money on red sox ticket

>they never do anything to make you stop yelling
Oh boy do I have news for you
nature.com/news/2011/110106/full/news.2011.2.html

Also you shouldn't be yelling at anyone in anger, like ever

awesome russian propaganda

oh god another chavis interview who knows what kind of weird austist things he say

I play ball
Play ball good
Go ball go!

oh actually guerin was kind of awkward chavis gave big long emotional answer about some life skills coach who would call his mom when she was sad or something and guerin follow question was 'so michael how many NOTEBOOKS do you have so far, lol' you could see literally pain in his eyes

guerion plz hit him with fire extinguisher

post the official mario maker 2 nesn course

but then his tears would dampern her sexual arousal

We recommend that you first wash it with soap and water.

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Any idea when the weather will stop being a delay?

wish it were all minnies

This is hilariously fucked up. Shoot the mice while the have their hands up surrendering.

sexist

what do you think they train THE COPS on

since when is wanting more female representation sexist

sorry no i don't have a masters

That's ok you're a working adult earn a degree on your own time thanks to Bunker Hill Community College

whenres freaking red sox back on

I just got back from 50 McNugget workout and game still canceled wtf

What sauce

protein powder idiot

for my money its no sauce

Tasty

using sql injection, i was able to locate that idiot intern who steal /nesn/ content

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one day i steal his job and give heartful speech in dugout at half time that leads team to a world series win

Meanwhile you make hateful posts in thread, alienating many posters

never once did any of that idiot

raining in my heart

is mr miyagi a red sox

just got word from the office they decided no baseball today rescheduled it for my birthday

Ralph Macchio?

wtf today is my birthday and I only wanted to watch baseball

so baseball every day of the year bday fraudster has posted

feeling personally attacked and alienated...

So I'm looking at the weather delay updates and on the next page I see that Tyler Thornburg has a 13.97 ERA with Pawtucket. Jesus.

wait until me drinking night i make you hurted soon so soon

13.37 era LOL

thornburg poster has some things to apologize for...

he's saving his good stuff for when eovaldi third arm blow out and he's promoted directly to closer hte red sox mainlining THORNBURG right intoe their veins

no money, no sauce

are they ever going to play again I just have second dinner Uber eat idiot text me in Mexican llegue??? And make me come down to lobby when he was supposed to deliver to door...idiot assume everyone speak Spanish in my country???

beat him with a garden hose in back of lobby

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be honest how much did you tipped i bet normal

it's literally 10:50 already and i dont see any baseball

ok PLAY BALL

You right now

i posted exactly 10:50 and there was no baseball so not SURE what youre trying to imply

Wtf it’s still raining and they’re playing but they canceled earlier when it wasn’t raining

Idk it 10:54 and I’ve seen lots of baseball easily 4 minute worth. Lots of hits from my Red Sox despite inclimate weather

yeah, that's called comedy retard

Alienating speech poster has posted...

well ok its your eye test against me literally having nesn on and counting seconds on computation world clock but ok

wow first run i saw in at least two and a half hours lol anybody get it

get what

Calm down Rain Man

Tiger twitter even said game start at 10:50 idc what your idiot illegal stream that is delayed one hour said

i know this is pasta but i'm autistic so i have to defend myself,

oh

not even rain can delay my (non-all Star) boy dever

>pasta
?
Either way it's just jokes senpai

sorry this is my first inning poster has posted

no there was that one post remember yankees poster ok no i guess not april 2019 old f*g like me

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wow runs thanks for waiting

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you think it would be funny being eck friend or it would get annoying like you spill your water at table and he call you weird word

Carpenter left the game with a 8.36 ERA which is lower than what he started with.

eck disparage a tacos

But he takes that L

arms out on the ground right now face down dont move dont you fucimng move

hi what happen if tornado come and kill half a fans but team ok still for a play ball

Hmm wonder if Uber eat will deliver outback

...

AM I BEING DETAINED

wish i could kill even half this outback order but portion sizes too big

hi outback is crime front for lebanese australian organized criminal

Nothing better than a soggy blooming onion or a cold steak that's been sitting in a car for 40 minutes

...

even better the mexican driver smoke in car then call you down to lobby against orders

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any1 watching

Solid effort

OH LOOK WE WON AGAIN VS ANOTHER GARBAGE BULLPEN

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL WASTING YOUR TIME AND MONEY ON BASEBALL? THE YANKEES HAVE IT IN THE BAG!

wtf is that laughing papi

yea

I think it's supposed to be Big Papi getting his revenge on the Dominican Drug Lord who ordered the hit

drew it like four years ago so yes

user predicting the future

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wtf why wladen suck

Did the fat ugly black dude die?

Ok Walden maybe throw a pitch above knee high thanks

watching my red sox collapsed like five hours after game started feeling very o u t b a c k

jbj jr would’ve -

lol ok kmys

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...huh

ok time out another rain delay lets collect ourselves

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Idk just call the game
Now too bad weather to play my Red Sox win

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idk

moreland cucked by weird stoner bands

Double fuck

STOP THROWING THE FUCKING SLIDER YOU FUCKING FAGOT

Let's take the lead, Hicks

That'll do boys. That'll do.

me rn

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And just when I was starting to think the bullpen was getting their shit together

>8.44 era
Jesus tigers pitching staff is somehow worse than ours

Oh thank god another pitcher with an 8+ ERA

me behind guerin saying things about her butt live on tv

guerin austin more like guerin boston lmao

no mental skills poster has posted

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No Jackie you definitely don't want to swing at a fastball directly over the plate

you look really foolish rn

I will apologize to Jackie if he scores and unfucks himself from his error

post kacie now!

kacie live on probation has been spotted

very nice tight dress

kacie new hotness

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post kacie plz

Poor posture. W not fuk

ohoh

Sandy Koufax shoutout

can a players bring a ball while he on first base to throw at pitvher fo a revenge if pitcher throw at him lead

marisafoward tip.gif omfg

nice job x

wow,

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X GON GIVE IT TO YA

eck just shittin on the tigers damn YUCK!

Damn Eck

>barnes

congrats on your comeback win tigers

Whoops

URGH

Xander is my husbando sorry queers he's mine

xander and dever have daughter together you housewrecker

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>hembree

congrats on your walkoff win tigers

oh no here it comes

hembree feeling sick again

wow

already eating 3rd desert...

It's all good 1:1 home run to strikeout ratio at this rate the Sox can still win

Suck it motorcitykitties

little caesars for everybody

Thank god it's over

l o l

I was in shower

They won

who

Median Uber they in your country speak different language make you work for your own food and pay him