/hoc/

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This one might have been made before and still posted after the other hit 500, but the other was linked before.
I'm only posting in this one because the other was made by someone posting with a name

thread that was made first always gets the priority

ate a few edibles on an empty stomach, lads. might have a bad time

For me? it's bourbon flavored bbq sauce.

waddap waddap

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go knights

howdy partner

No advertisements in this thread

not if it sucks, though

>the advertisement thread is good

namefag begone and never post again.

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stupid paid advertisement poster. anyway, it's been a long day in the heat and humidity so I need too take a sip of my refreshing Bonaqua, a non-chemical alternative for scale and corrosion treatment in water cooled heat exchange equipment.

how ya'll doin' yonder?

i like this duck

I didn't say it was. I'm just saying if you make a shit thread I don't care if it was first or not.

wanting to get a new truck, lads. Not sure if I should go with the All-New redesigned 2019 Ram 1500, Motortrends Truck of the Year for 2019

you made a shit thread so I dont give a fuck either

>literally unable to understand the word "if"
please seek help

Imageboard drama

All iron on earth was created in stars. And all of you have iron in you, which you need to survive.
This means that all of you are partly made up of stardust.

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Got an issue, /hoc/? Then grab some tissues

6500 or bust

Go with Ford, trust me

excuse me, does /hoc/ into gets?

imagine actually believing this bullshit

isnt everything just fused hydrogen?

only good ones

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V8, no EcoBoom.

now that Subban changed teams I can't use this reaction image anymore. shame

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just edit the pic in MS paint with Devils colors

imagine being you

not on my flat earth

Who finnpilled bergevin so hard?

He lurks /hoc/

it was me actually. I was out grabbing a few beers with him and was drunk and jokingly suggested he should offersheet Aho and the madman actually did it!

you know whats up

His burning hatred for russians.

What's up hoc......key fans? How yall doin this fine evening? Im gonna give you some advice. You can take it or leave it. Sipping on some... smacks lips... steel reseeeerve pinapple. slurp. Smokin' a cigah. puff puff........

How to be a ladies man. You wanna be a ladies man? Respect women like your fellow human being and gaurentee you, /hoc/, you'll be more of a ladies man...

RESPECT women and I guarentee you you'll become a ladies man. Men who fuck as much pussy as they can get: those aren't.... ladies men. No. Men who have sex when they can get it and they actually respect women. Those are the real ladies men, /hoc/.... yup... puff puff

You wanna be a real ladies man? Respect women and you'll get exactly what you want. This is advice you can take it or leave it. But if you wanna be a ladies man respect women... and you'll get exactly what you want. Cheers. slurp. MMmm... that Pinapple Steel Reserve is swingin'.

Anyways /hoc/, there's the secret. You wanna be a ladies man? You wanna be a ladies man? Respect women and be awesome at sex. Straight up. If you're awesome at sex and you respect women I garuentee you........... you'll be a ladies man in no time. puff puff

Anyways, /hoc/. Thanks for watching me smoke this cigaah. Givin' you my advice. Take another sip of this Pineapple Steel Reserve. Slurp. Mmmm... ahhh... you wanna be a ladies man? Respect women. Puff puff... Anyways /hoc/. Thank you for reading. I'll catch yall later.

Happy Friday boiz
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Suicide

what about giving them fish sandwiches?

thanks, ted

eliteprospects.com/player/588085/paris-hilton

SIGN MY BOY

youtube.com/watch?v=kaIZWjItReI

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hows this

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This is one of the few songs that I've ever heard where I can relate to everything that the songwriter wrote. I love The Offspring so much, and it's nice to know that I'm not the only misfit type guy out there lol. This band got me through a lot of tough times growing up. I got my first The Offspring album Ixnay On the Hombre in the fifth grade and I've been a big fan ever since. I am not bragging in any way. I just felt like sharing. Thank you for reading my comment.

not ted

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based and saved

Bro, I feel what you wrote. I totally feel the same. I saw them in concert on the 4th of this month......they were pretty good but Jonny Two bags over talked Dexter so ot kinda sucked. Take care bro!

The Offspring = White trash: the band

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couponmom.com, the easiest way to save

Cut your grocery bills in half with Stephanie Nelson, The Coupon Mom (as seen on Oprah, Today Show and CNN)

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el ogro de las americas y abominacion...

>be Gardiner
>Colorado has a great offer but you have to play with your idiot friend from Toronto again
>Edmonton has a great offer but it's a joke organisation and fucking cold
>Montreal has a great offer but you're such a chronic choker that you know you will get wrecked by Bruins and Leafs on the reg
>Minnesota has an okay offer but literally who cares
>may as well go to Florida or New York

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imagine fucking a latina milf

Apparently Winnipeg is really interested

offspring could only ever dream about reaching the level of white trash kid rock was on
youtube.com/watch?v=1OrNS2zbTZg

Don’t tell me what to do

hes a god in SE Michigan for people like that. Hes from a town over from the one I grew up in thats just littered with druggies and drunks

rather a qt Dutch virgin tbqhwy m8

No that's Nickleback

>virgin wants a virgin
Makes sense

Not reading that

imagine not saving yourself for marriage
that's a hard yikes 'round these parts

I love Nickleback

Arbitration shit
nhlpa.com/news/1-17569/40-players-elect-salary-arbitration

We all do bud

On the Highway to Hell, Its a Long Way to The Top if you want to Rock and Roll.

>it's a "I can hear the neighbors nickeleback through the 100 yards of bush between our houses" episode again
Fuuuuuuck offff

>boomerparty.webm

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theres that one Nickleback song that has "Is that your hand on my girlfriend" in the chorus and im all like hell fuckin yeah dude id beat the fuckin shit out of some dudes to this song fuck yeah *air guitars*

ooohh what song?

Was this in the playoffs i don’t member

oh the playoffs for the 62 win tampa bay lightning....

Dark Horse CD. It's the only one he has in his truck. He's a *leave the truck on for tunes* guy

sounds based, does he take any requests?

They say your communication skills can improve as you age. There's still hope for us.

that assumption is predicated on those people actually practicing their communication skills

*Glass Shatters*

Hard work pays off.

got a bit of water in my lap top screen. will it just evaporate or do i need to replace the screen? there's a small water mark on the bottom edge

like you'd know

ted is really just tourettes guy

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id run a magnet over the area of the screen just to dry it off, it'll suck up all the moisture

bitch barner

I heard that somewhere.

islandcucks relocation when?

if it were me, i'd delete system 32 just in case

never

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Hal > Will > Ted > Sam > Randy

shortly after lockout confirmed

the isles arent moving my friend. keep that seething up though

Do people really just sit here all day lurking /hoc/ waiting for new posts?

Hall, Hischier, Subban, Hughes, Schneider, Simmonds is a pretty legit core.

why is he giving bedroom eyes to his own mother

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>he doesn't know

schneider sucks though

unless cuomo said fuck no to the new arena being made, then theyre staying here.

He's above 900 in 2 last place seasons...he's not the problem

he was a killer in the playoffs too

>draft a goalie round one
>sign a goalie for 8 digit AAV 2 weeks later
I thought Jews were supposed to be smart

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did they ever actually figure out what was wrong with taylor halls knee? he was injured for most of last season.

the panthers plan is to have bob until hes 37, and then have knight be their backup until bob is done, and theoretically he is ready to play alongside montembeault. I have no fucking clue what the panthers are doing anyway
above 900 but injured and that hip isnt the same anymore. dude went like 2 years without a win also

>"Why yes, I will spend some days sharing great posts and quality content with my friends on /hoc/. What gave me away?"

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lads

Huomenta, Pitsalla perkele

blackwoods is an underrated retminder too

too bad they're paying $15 million for a couple of monkeys

taylor hall is the biggest nigger on the team

Wouldn't you?

I'd rather give it to Austin Matthews mom. Bet she had all kinds of kinky european sex while he was playing in switzerland

>browse the rest of Yea Forums for a little bit
>see that twain autist shitting up the catalog again

im glad our autism is at least consolidated to here, lads

>twain
the fuck did that faggot do now? make Yea Forums's roster even shittier with more divegrass memes

i believe he is posting under a dutch proxy and trying to trigger apehues and then posting under an apehue proxy to help get more apehues going. its multi-level autism

i fucking hate brazilians.

why do those divegrass faggots always have to make the exact same 1 post "banter" threads everyday?

this is literally every divegrass thread
"OMG [x] TEAM LOST TO IRRELEVANT SHITHOLE! BTFO FOREVER""
"Loses weight"(brazilian or britbong fag)
"7-1"
"americans are fat"

im starting to think now all the divegrass posters are just 6 different people on proxies

i like when they talk about >muh culture/history and then dont even realize the nhl is older than most of their povertyball leagues

"but nobody cares about furpuck when it isnt a bunch of ngubus playing!"
"w-we have more class and culture!"
*burns down their fucking stadium after losing a game*
soccer fans disgust me more than football and b-ball faggots

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Hope the grass mowing went well for Deere user

For me, it's talking about things I enjoy.

TURN ON TSN

MARNER GOT OFFER SHEET

It's bombers pregame lad GO BLUE

Cant right now, who from? I just read a rumor the islels were thinking about it

Jewtube just recommended me a Jillian Fisher video. Hard fucking pass lads.

IF YOU KNOW THE LEAFS SUCK CLAP YOUR HANDS

IF YOU KNOW THE LEAFS SUCK AND THEYLL NEVER WIN THE CUP, IF YOU KNOW THE LEAFS SUCK CLAP YOUR HANDS

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I CAN MAKE YOUR HANDS CLAP

FUUCCCCCCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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CLAP CLAP
CLAP CLAP

CLAP CLAP

CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP CLAP

my eyebrow is twitching very slightly and its annoying tf outta me

Haha hockey

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ALRIGHT NOW YALL

SLIIIIIDE TO THE LEFT

youtu.be/0T4xQOxqQFo

friday night cfl action starting up boys

Bought a pair of skechers and wow. Third largest footwear brand for a reason. Comfy as all get up

/hoc/ is slow as fuck breaking news, id hav an alert a full minute before /hoc/ posts

Are the expensive. Them and New Balance used to be the "discount" brand

for me, its those first few steps you take when you put on new socks

for me, it's waking up hungover and putting on your socks and not realizing you are wearing your cum sock until an hour into your shift

I got them at Marshall's they were like 50$ after tax. I usually buy polo when I'm there for the same price because they always have slip on but I couldn't find 13s

use tissues or toilet paper you disgusting slob

Not bad desu, now that Im an old boomer, I dont care about wearing fancy high end sneakers. Something reasonable price that looks good.

whos playing?

for me its asics for that sweet arch support

but then what am i supposed to sniff to get in the mood?

I shop at Ross and wear a Citizen watch

i prefer my shoes to be made by factory slaves

never heard of either.

i wear a 10 dollar spiderman watch i bought at walmart because all the cunts at work wear watches and kept telling me to get one. so i did.

Duuur CRINGE duuuur BRINGE CRINGE is that all you shitposting fucks can say

When I get annoyed with off topic posting, I make a hockey related post to try to steer things back on track.

for me, its ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMER ZOOMIES BOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMIE

i have a citizen watch too. my grampa gave it to me for a graduation present. i dont wear it very often tho.

I buy shirts from walmart, theyre comfy as fuck and look okay too

cringe

zoomers get out

FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL ON TSNLETS GOOOOO

I buy bootleg designer clothes from Pacific Mall

Shut the fuck up. Blue Bombers are FAGS

/hoc/ more like /curl/ more like /cfl/
Canada runs Yea Forums

why dont you make a thread dumb winnipegger

For me, it's waiting till christmas until my mom gets me some new shirts or jeans

/hoc/ is my game thread regardless of what I'm watching. Hockey, football, WSOP, battlebots. Don't matter

i need new shoes but honestly dont know which to get. im rocking some old vans rn but my sister told me they dont match my dress style, but i have no idea which shoes would

hello black science man

she didn't offer a suggestion?

If only you had some kind of sister you could ask.

What are you some kind of fag? Don't care about that stuff lad.

>taking fashion advice from a woman who has no interest in you sexually

yikes.

im wearing some plain black adidas shoes i bought on sale last fall

How do you know that?

go with something low profile, your sister gave me the same advice as well

I just got in to hockey about a yr ago. I don't know much about hockey but can someone explain to me what make hockey players good?

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real life is not pornhub

so why would you change your shoes then if it was her who said that?

Not for you

Who is talking about pornhub?

having sex
gaining height
lifting weights
taking showers
getting a clue

getting pucks deep
playing a full 60 minutes
managing the puck well

nah she's a fuckwit
never used to but i'll be damned if looking good doesn't increase my confidence amongst normalfags
nice, will consider

Im not that user but unless you are talking to a professional stylist, never let a woman play dress up with you unless you are already banging her. especially your own sister.

does anybody here have a premium pornhub account?

If I ever organize a genocide, I'm playing this song on loop.
youtube.com/watch?v=NjxNnqTcHhg

i meant how does stats work?

>they dont match my dress style, but i have no idea which shoes would
You see the fault with making a post like that and asking for advice but NOT TELLING US WHAT YOU DRESS LIKE?

trench coats and fedoras

try giant black steel toed boots

unsubscribe

>he gets on his horse, and rides til he can't no more
BASED DEMSKI DAB ONSHITTAWA CHUGNIGGERS

i'm way too high to do anything it seems

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I agree, your blog sucks.

I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A FUCKING ASYLUM

i went to a licensed dispensary today and it was quite a rip off. think ill just keep going to the illegal ones that dont charge taxes.

kek

what province?

keep your head up in the neutral zone
good and hard first pass
drink beer and smoke DUDE

>anime
>weed
>shoes
Holy fucking gross this thread is

rcmp has been noticed, expect to get v& anytime now

business idea: instead of quebec seceding manitoba does instead

it just got worse since you got here

Do you have any questions about grocery shopping?

business idea: canada breaks up into 13 countries

you sound like the guy who was giving grocery tips yesterday

never asked for advice just blogposting
i wear like casual button up shirts, sometimes done up or sometimes open with a t-shirt underneath, usually with slim cut jeans

fuck off boston

No, i swear i just asked that question for no reason

Poured myself a nice glass of cream soda, looked at the predators roster

yep it's going to be a good season guys

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hivemind

moeshit sucks lmaooooooooooo

>slim cut jeans

beat it zoomer

grocery shopping thread seemed like a bunch of underage b&s trying to sound old by giving L33T tips like: CHECK THE EXPIRATION DATE BEFORE YOU BUY SHIT! OMG YOU CHANGED MY LIFE THIS IS A LEGIT L1F3H4X

was about to buy rancid fruit and expired milk at the grocery store but then I remembered all those helpful tips from yesterday

Thats not what hivemind means you stupid zoomer fuck

>slim cut jeans
I always said you guys were fags but I never really meant it until now

i'm a millennial
my legs are pretty thin even though i lift so regular cuts look weird on me
dont wear skinny jeans though cause i cant fit my balls in them

hivemind 2: electric boogaloo

That thread would never have happened if I was here.

I like it

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Most people dont and I guarantee you dont check 85% of the shit you buy, if not more.

Lads, make sure you're keeping tabs on your local stores' delivery schedules. Its a good idea to hit the store early when theres fresh produce and meats to buy

give me a definition then wise guy

i like my jeans to have an elastic waist

Oh yeah? Mr bigshot here. Why would it have no thappened? Are you a janny? A mod? Pathetic either way.

>still butthurt that no one cares about the authority of a grocery store lackey
lmao

No, I'm not either.

That's why I like shopping at walmart. I can get my wranglers and moldy bread in one trip

When 2 or more anons post the same thing (same wording) within 8 seconds.

he would have derailed the thread by posting abotu ice, procents, grease, and kippers, or cp

My chick, she won't get with me, she won't give me any quality time unless I'm looking nice. And that means "Ross". Talk about a stone cold stunner. Talk about putting the sizzle on. When you hit that pussy she's gonna feel like she's getting shocked with a Taser. Trust me bro that pussy is gonna open up like a quagmire, or like a sand pit and suck you in. And you're never going to get out. Trust me. I'll tell you what, next time you're getting a little quality time with your chick, just pull out a Citizen watch and feel how wet the pussy gets. When you've got a Citizen watch and you're wearing full Ross.. trust me bro.

now that's what I call autism

Oh, you just fancy yourself the type of user that can direct the conversation of the thread.

You aren't.

Shut up K*****s

Replace that with Offspring and Taylor Swift.

get a clue. hivemind= mindless drones posting the same thing. like a mindless insects in a hive. do you understand?

didnt we agree that offspring was just a poor mans afi?

I beg to differ.

>mfw i kept called kipshit

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If you were capable of directing the conversation, this would be a CFL thread right now

Fuck off.

New Balance because they also make Warrior hockey equipment which is based

MY FRIEND'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND AND HE HATES THAT BITCH

I haven't listened to offspring since I hung out with my Chilean friend at the skatepark

I don't like CFL though. Why are you posting about it?

lmao that's not what a hivemind is

when I hear offspring I turn it "off" and "spring" away

retard

encyclopediadramatica.rs/Hivemind

hello where is offer sheet

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late dinner tonight, thinking of breakfast for dinner. Maybe some eggs and corned beef hash in the cast iron

Not to say that people posting on Yea Forums are mindless. But its slang for group think. Get a clue.

Taylor Swift? Thats gonna be a SWIFT no from me lol

*dabs*

hello wagelet

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Go Redblacks

the cfl will be dead with all the boomers in 20 years

>cfl
>cuck football league

Its funny because /hoc/ has been memeing the offspring all week and then i was listening to fan590 yesterday and one of the zoomer producers used it to in troduce a segment

no way dude I love CFL and I'm full zoomer

>/hoc/ has been memeing the offspring all week
it's literally been 1 autistic manitoban trying to force it

i watch cfl games just to listen to my boy chris cuthbert

kill yourself

you're the only one
cfl sucks cock

i have ants

shant
I go to games with my friends and there's mostly young people at the games. I guess because the tickets are cheap. What city are you from? Maybe it's different where you live

clean your living space you caveman

cuthbert is p based but CFL is the most boring sport ever made

cfl sucks since calcillo retired

not him but if you live in an apartment you cant control your neighbours sloven habits

that feeling when you have to sneeze but it won't come out

look at the sun

And fart instead.

stick a finger up your butt, instant sneeze

worst feel imo

just happened to me, damn you

love pacing around my house and yard after i just cleaned them desu. nothing more satisfying.

have sex

thinking about grocery tips

my loins

i keep it clean as fuck don't know where they're coming from

you are genuinely autistic

t.doctor

cope

cringe

based

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Canadian football is unironically bigger than ever and I wouldn't have a problem with that at all were it not for the inflated ego of boomers that won't even entertain the idea that it's because of the American game. In comparison, CFL is anticlimactic, slowed down, and found a way to become even more needlessly safety oriented than the NFL. Nobody wants to play CIS. Kids are chomping at the bit to play FCS.
>muh 3 byes in an 18 game season
The CFL game is chump change nickel and dime bullshit. Piddly ass. That's why guys like Stegall are so valuable. Cornish. Anyone that can stretch the field or bang the box. You want to know why no one makes over a million dollars? Because now more than ever the acronym should be Checkdown Football League. Canadians aren't even playing anymore. Thats why the Mexico draft didn't amount to anything. The number of limited imports hampers that when you can find any ex Soccer player in Canada to do your duties. Football's big in Canada, canadian football isn't. Just plop an NFL team in Winnipeg and be done with it

yikes

its dying
the ratings for the gay cup nine years ago were essentially double what they were last year.
shit sport
shit players
dying fans

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

drunk and alone and mom isnt home and no hockey hmu :)

thats just your opinion. I prefer the Canadian rules

DEAD I AM THE ONE, EXTERMINATING SON

SLIPPIN THROUGH THE TREES, STRANGLING THE BREEZE

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CFL is kino don't @ me plebs

forgot to eat dinner
but I remembered now

ssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip
that rob zombie now that was real music

cfl is for people who want to be contrarian which is why I can understand how zoomers like it

they dont

Because you're low IQ and if you want to fight about it meet me clubregent parking lot after the game

cfl is punkrock

too many fart sniffing Canadians in this thread

I've never met a grown man into cfl

if you watch football of any sort (canadian, american, poverty) get the fuck out of /hoc/
t. boss of /hoc/

best part of CFL is tailgating outside the stadium and getting drunk with the boys

any leaf flag that hates CFL just lives in a city with a shit team

this post aged poorly

hey, >we do that, too

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MY LOINS

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The only unironically shit CFL team this year is Toronto

You would think a hill billy retard would know what tailgating is. Is it actually retarded?

For me it's taking the park and ride and slamming brews at the back of the bus with flirty milfs

we're a basketball city now

fuck off randy

for me its not watching shit tier sports like the Cuckold Football League

this is the post

the alouettes suck dick for lunch

I'm trying to improve my tailgating game. Thinking about buying a cornhole setup

This randy obsession needs to stop

t. randy

I smell cope

>an entire league comprised of b an c tier talent.
>leafs unironically watch it.
reckon you lads also watch mandrama

randy fuck OFF

that's damn near mandatory

*ring ring*

hey your opinions are shit bark bark

*click*

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Looking forward to next season, lads.
Wishing everybody the best.

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if your posts weren't retarded anons wouldn't call you randy

I don't care for the cfl but it's leagues more fun to watch then commericalball lmao

They fucked up my ticket last night, which i actually meant to bring up. is it a coincidence that the team I expected to race the Argos to the #1 pick is pulling back into contention under the ownership of the league? The officiating last night was nothing if not bush league. Kind of embarrassing

>minor league boreball goes down to f tier talent
>burgers unironically watch it

it's less gay than cheering for a football team from a different country. you gotta cheer the home team

i think taylor swift is gross. there i said it

no one watches minor league baseball. it's not even televised.

>tfw someone randomly calls you their made-up name
>then you see them call someone else that same name
The same people who accuse other people of being randy have probably been called randy at this point.

yep, that's how it works randall.

>no one watches
>there's dozens of leagues operating with players earning salaries

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you too bud

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sounds pretty dysfunctional for something that "works"

for me, it's consuming my chicken at 20 degrees fahrenheit below the recommended internal temperature

I'm going for it

Do it user.

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don't do it lad

yee

/hoc/

the name association with certain posts has gotten a bit out of hand in this general

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/cric/ btfo yet again

we win again

oh no

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AHHH THERE IT IS

CHECK EM
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wasted

Noice

dammit

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the major league affiliates pay for the roster and the coaching. the only money made is through ticket sales, which are hardcore boomers and their little shits. no one gives a fuck about the minors.

Why is it always you general-dwelling cunts?

...

YUCK
U
C
K

...

god damn based

Bow before us

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was that you fernando?

oh hey nice. thank you

>it's fucking nothing

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We run this board. monkey.

because we are better than you

/hoc/ has run this place since day 1

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Haha

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Real talk, Will the Flyers ever be good enough to go deep in the playoffs ever again? I think the Yotes will make it far once they move out of Arizona.

>sign player
>trade him
>trade him a second time knowing he'll be waived and you can sign him back
Why is the NBA like this?

no, he hasn't posted since last month

2010 probably the last scf game they'll ever play. rest in piss philly

the flyers have had a "we need a goaler" problem for 30+ years. Doesn't matter who plays in front of your goalie if hes shit.
Until they figure that out first

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smackdown status:
not laid [ ]
laid [x]

Based and redpilled

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how the fuck does gold experience requiem work

imagine trading away jeff richards and mike carter in their primes

Is that a strip club?

/hoc/ runs Yea Forums

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Phil Kessel is a legend

youtube.com/watch?v=Zj3WckGZz7U

youtube.com/watch?v=YS3GQverRiQ

/hoc/

They got a nice prospect pool. I think they’ll meme at least one next decade since they’re gonna make the finals at least once each decade or at least come close to one

>we'd be good if it wasn't for our goalie
Worse take on the matter. Goalies aren't nearly as important as the team in front of them. Ya you need a consistent goalie that doesn't randomly let in weak outside shots, but there are plenty goalies out there to fill that void. What's more important is having a solid team structure in front, keeping high percentage shots to a minimum and only relying on your goalie to stop easy shots and the odd good one.

Flyers have a good young goalie in Hart. The trick now is to keep that kids confidence going strong by giving him a consistent structure in front. Flyers have been terrible at constantly moving players out/in and haven't had much consistency in that roster. They should be better off now though with the amount of high end youth players there and what's coming up.

implying based Chuck doesn't trade them away for more 70 year old defensemen because *They didn't fit the team chemistry*. There's a reason why the Wild are the way they are right now, but at leas they have a better future than the Flyers.

real talk, this is going to be a big season for nolan patrick. i know /hoc/ loves to call him a bust, but other high drafted centers like barkov or scheifele had rather pedestrian starts to their careers as well before really developing in their 3rd season and beyond.

can't believe decker said yes to pierce

is that Amanda Kessel on the left??

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Patrick and Provorov are both elite

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The Canucks' soft rebuild are a good comparison to show how Philly's so shitty and poorly managed. (And that's not to say Vancouver isn't a little poorly managed at times)

Philly made it to game 6 and never fully recovered after losing. The same with Vancouver the next year who made it to game 7 and also lost.

Look at both teams as of now and you see just how retarded Philly is. Trading Carter and Richards was like if Vancouver traded the Sedins

Now the Canucks are in position to MAYBE squeak into the wild card. Philly looks like they should tank and rebuild for the next 5 years

how did you take this picture of me?

pure kino

>There's a reason why the WIld are the way they
are right now
after seeing fenton's moves i'm less inclined to believe it was fletcher's fault all along

Hart looks good, but they better take their time with him. I despise philly but here is their shot to grow a stud goalie

this is his best one
youtube.com/watch?v=tuFTSVExtbw

me irl

take your shoes off in the house you caveman

reply to this post or your gay

Fletcher single handily fucked the wild for the next half decade, but least there is some hope. Flyers will have little to none for the simple fact they are owned by a literal cable company that takes more attention to a fucking dead esport blizzard game than the hockey team they own. Least the Devils owner bought the 76ers out or else they'd be fucked too.

you're

@94000491
not falling for this faggot trap

>letting your sweaty gear marinate in the bag

trolling is a art

>throw your hands in the air, it's a sign of strength in today's game

Face fuck me

your all idoits

ifyoureadthisyouaregay

94000491
If you (You)'d this post you're double gay

At least im not from wi

flip a coin. heads your gay, tails you're not straight

I see him taking another small step forward. Frost will probably break out big this year though.

the last 2 numbers of this post correspond to the player that will suffer a career ending injury this season

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the canucks and, dare i say, islanders have been rebuilding better than the flyers. at least both those teams do well in the draft to get players that fill their needs. for the canucks, getting someone to replace the void of the sedins is being filled by horvat and petterson. the isles, that void can be replaced with their own talent but by getting proper coaching and better orginizational people. the flyers do not do that

Philly and Vancouver aren't that far apart. Vancouver just got lucky with Petersson, that's it.

why is no one talking about rantanen
what he allegedly asking for

rip rnh

niche "north american" faggots

Ryan Nugent-Hopkins BTFO

baste

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Ordered some pizzas from The Hut and gonna go pick them up in a few, lads

based

Lord Stanley gave us a pretty nice trophy. The rest of the UK are a bunch of tossers

you hate to see it

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Did you get 'go 'za

How do you feel knowing you could have just bought a couple frozen pizzas for $7 instead of the $20+ on over priced fast food?

hope gagan makes them

He probably gets a bridge deal, 5 mil for a few years. He's 22 coming off an entry level contract, I don't think he'll make the big bucks yet

Out of juul pods lads I’m sad

gagan works at dominos dummy

Ordering pizza isn’t too bad if you pick it up yourself desu

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>why do you pay more for convenience and quality?

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i know i get zas from him every week, i was just trying to plug him into the thread

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should i get burgers and beer or pizza?

>TJs 2-for1 pizza
>that'll be $30 plus tip sir
1 pizza costs $30? Capitalism sucks.

za

buy online, it's way cheaper.
juulsite.com

pizza and beer you dummy

All three

the biggest problem that the canucks, flyers, and wild have that will cripple them forever is a meddling ownership that refuses to let the team "rebuild". compare them to a team like the >rags who admitted they were going to do a teardown and rebuild, and you can see actual progress being made. yes the lottery picked helped, but they were willing to move away >fan favorites for picks and prospects, which is something the other 3 teams havent seemed as inclined to do over the past few years.

That's very naive. He'll likely get closer to 9mil.

Again, thats' what happens when you are owned by a fucking cable company that knows little to no sports to the point you invest to the Esports meme for shekels

For me it's just picking up a log of pepperoni and a bag of Doritos

Just had canned tuna and peas. Haven’t had a pizza in months. Can’t even eat bread anymore :(

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communist pizza would be way worse. there would be only 1 flavour and if you complain you get the gulag

>Pizza Hut
>quality
Stop eating those crayons user.

76ers did dodge a bullet and got bought out when they did before Ed Snider died. Aside the process, they are relevant now than they ever been in the Snider era. Flyers are fucked to the underworld to borderline fold status if it wasn't for the retarded fans still paying money to see Gritty like the literal blind goys they are.

What pizza do you guys reckon Liv eats?

nice

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imagine being mad at dough, tasty sauce, cheese, meat, and veggies

also the isles have lost people to FA during stretches like okposo, nielson and tavares, yet they've been able to do find thanks to their drafting in the past few years

Rags don't have real fans so it's not hard to move away fan favorites. But they aren't doing that great of a job on their rebuild anyways. They've already went full retard with the Panarin signing and I'm sure they'll do it again with Trouba.

not naive, do you know what a bridge deal is? its less money for a short duration

smokes and pepperonis lets go

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You want 2nd topping? No pizza for you!

Pizza is one of the few foods that is far superior meatless. You can’t overload it (5 toppings max), and onions, mushrooms, olives, and peppers are necessities, leaving you one more topping.

MFW /hoc/ wins again

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who are these fruit loops

>he puts veggies in his pizza
Limp wristed faggot.

nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli

aho had worse numbers and signed 8.5x5, no way rantanen takes anything less than 8, even for 3 years

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Answer is the Rangers will win 3 Stanley Cups before the Flyers get pass the first round.

>meatless
get laid

Did you break your jaw or do you have rotting teeth?

>meatless za
/cric/ is raiding us lads

>he thinks the rags will come close to the cup

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In theory you make sense, but in reality No way Rantanen signs at 5mil, even for a short term contract. Long term deal would see him getting around 10mil right now; 5mil bridge is not right at all.

>”great” britain
>white
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I went to the doctor last month and was diagnosed with a skin disease that gets worse depending on foods I eat. Bread (yeast, I think) makes it flare up pretty bad.

What a fucking embarrassment

Sakic wants to win right away, if he gives Rantanen a short cheap contract it allows him more space for rentals. I really think the Avs are going to try to go all in this year. Maybe 5 is a too cheap but I would guess it's going to be a small contract because Rantanen doesn't have arbitration and he was only getting 1.6 AAV last season

Just cracked open a can of barqs root beer

F

he should be getting 8.5 million

is Barq's dare i say the most kino of all root beers?

I’ve had to give up booze and cigarettes too. Don’t know how I’ll watch hokkei without those.

lel

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doctor trolled you, you have chlamydia

Word out so far is 7x 7-8

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the islanders didnt really have ownership that was trying to force the same "playoff wildcard spot narrative" that the other 3 teams do. there are quite a lot of similarities between the canucks, flyers, and wild over the past 5-10years. they basically refuse to do the drawnout rebuild even tho the writing is on the wall. look at some of the teams really on the upswing nowadays like the avs or kitties, and that has been a like 10year process to get to that point.

>wants to win right away
>trades away one of his better dmen and young forwards for a suicide bomber known for self destructing his teams playoff hopes
Heh

did you catch a nail from a tart?

HATE weed

Canucks are no where near flyers/mild levels of shit

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Honestly not a bad contract for Trouba, but they'll likely be over using him as their top dman and might not look good as he crumbles under that new pressure.

Mild are in their own category of dog shit.

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in terms of franchise timeline that is just because the canucks are slightly ahead of them. the canucks legacy players have all retired now and they have basically been forced to accept the rebuild. the mild and flyers legacy players still havent retired yet. they are closer to like 2014 tier canucks right now.

resconsidered my pizza order because everyone made fun of me :(

cringe

retard

Kadri is a loose cannon but he's a 30 goal scorer that can carry a line. He will slot in well as a 2C and give them some grit. He needs to cool his jets though and not get any more suspensions because he has a history and the league gives players like him a shorter leash

...

don't do what anyone here tells you dummy. Now go change it back

seethe

I dunno but he's been killing it lately in general. This coming from a non habs fan but I do follow them pretty closely cause my grandfather is a die hard . I thought KK was a bad pick but he proved me wrong this season. The Caufield pick was fucking based and completely restored my faith in that bulked frenchman.

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fuck off

faggot

Witnessed.

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>third-worlders seething
/hoc/ runs this board