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>UFC 239 weigh-ins
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>Jan: I’m better
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>Frick the rankings
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>and it’s nothing!
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>Bet the farm on Sanchez
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Why yes i'm
>the two (2) time
>Back to back
>UFC 234
>Espn: Ngannou vs Velazquez
>Heem picks Champion
How could you tell?
god i hope luke gets ktfo
First for Memevidal gets flushed
got your espn+ subs ready heem?
imagine picking luke
Is Brenniln a schleeper agelnt? Did they get to him?
>Imagine living in a timeline were Masvidal is not one of your low key boys and instead you are actually *holds back vomit* backing askren
Nunes looks like shit and Holly might actually win by wall and stall
Is spammy still a thing?
THERE'S A MAN WALKING AROUND, TAKING NAMES
Anyone bet on the fights with DraftKings? They have a 100K to 1st for 239. I usually toss a $100 at them and have been doing okay.
If a 220 lbs shirtless Luke Rockhold doesn't even give you half a chub then there's something wrong with you
i invented jorge lebowski
idk. I think Diego has Chiesa shook.
>Luke was doing some serious damage to Weidman's forearms
Imagine living in the timeline wherein the word "lowkey" is in your vernacular.
SHAKENvidal has already long since lost user, he is barely holding himself together
I invented Jesus Lebowski. Much better design.
Sometimes I enjoy watching well sculpted male bodies, but not in a sexual way, is more like hearing a simphony or apreaciating a greek statue, nowatamean?
I'm honestly not even gay but I'd be lying if I said I didn't get a little hot and bothered at the sight of Luke's thick ass in those tight compression pants as he locked in an inverted triangle on Chiesa. It's literally not a gay thing, it's just endearing how he's able to impose his will on another person like that while simultaneously displaying his voluptuous figure. It's just arousing regardless of gender.
Any other sure things?
>Posts webm of Luke literally hitting nothing but forearm
Oh for sure
Don't bet on Masvidal/GOATren because we all know what happens.
Bet on whether RATTLEDvidal makes it to the cage.
Luke the type of nigga to get upset but not say anything about it
I’m not gay but let me tell you about how gay I am
Someone post Clawja
>Imagine being a pleb like (you)
en.wikipedia.org
i got 300 shekels on masvidal, how fucked am I?
for sure the Chris's face was completely untouched my man
I'm that type of nigga
Fucking Diego man, how could you not like him. He's carrying the whole card
The WMMA fights on this card besides Amanda/Holly are very sexy this time
I bet you are
Vera is fighting a dude on a week notice that leaves his chin up on every punch. Looked into Hernandezs fights and he has a ton of holes. Line is -400 now and will probably move more towards Vera
I know exactly what you mean. The perfect male body is more beautiful to look at than anything else in this world. That's why the ancient Greeks and Romans and even the Renaissance artists like Michelangelo and Da Vinci obsessed over the divine beauty of the male physique.
bookies hate him.
same except for me it’s sexual
Chiesa is too CTE'd to be shaken at this stage. Diego's immense reiatsu at the face-off will have no effect on him.
It's going to be really lame and disappointing whenJones just immediately shoots a double leg and then gnp tko's Santos. It would at least be interesting to see Jones pick him apart on the feet.
she's so hot bros
It’s a good bet mate if you got a nice price
t. Shitflinging Bong, to you everyone is CTE'd
you are the worst mexican poster
>H-He had blood on his face though!!!!!!
I can't believe you're this retarded. I'm ending this conversation.
i came so much earlier that i was like peeing cum.
then i passed out.
I'm sorry you put money on Diego in 2019 mate
>not betting on Thiago by DQ
Holy fuck you idiots are embarrassing. Jones absolutely WILL throw an illegal strike, it's inevitable. Thiago has learned from Smif's mistakes.
>Luke literally hitting nothing but forearm
>He had blood on his face
I can't believe you're this retarded.
fuck off dernposter.
>mfw Masdival cries
Heem or sheem? Which is ur favorite
Look buddy The Chris is my boy too but he was canonically tragically flushed by Luke here
I invented Thiago Piper
Someone please replace the pickstaker.
Fuck off weeb shit
Winning until he lost
>no claudia vs joanna ultimate surrender
>;_;
Am I going to have to prove you wrong again after smiff,manuwa,and amirkhani?
>I love ben askren, he's like so random and weird just liek me xd
Whomst'soever'eth HEEMs canbib should forever be known as the pied piper cause they'll have the dumbistani rat on an invisible leash
>Takakeisho out of Nagoya.
Make me
Wow, mma really is fucking GAY.
Ramsey Dewey is my youtube boy.
Luciana Andrade has a way better body. Exceptional bunda and nice big tits. Bet she fucks better too.
get better taste user these waifus of yours are absolute bums, the complete opposite of my Rena-chan of course.
For me, it is Chewjitsu
i like luciana but those are fake tits b
Icy Mike is /ourguy/
I'm more interested in Masvidal v Askren then Mayweather vs Conor or Khabib vs Conor.
Am I weird
No
I too am interested in getting a taste of Assdibald's tears
>there once was a fu
>she wasn't a flatty
>no she had great natural tits
>she didn't have those grose muscular asses
>no she had a round feminine bunda
>she didn't have the cringy "bad girl" persona
>no she had a genuine bubly personality
>but somehow everybody hated her
>called her fat and a faker of accents
>even though she's a brazilian talking with a brazilian accent (funny how that works)
>finally she got so tired of people hating she got pregnant
>then she came back and heem nunes in the first round.
>not saving up liquour money for heem day
subpar pansa chelera body detected
Can't wait till luke shows he's elite again
Can't wait till Dana turns on Asskren after he gets knocked out by masvidal
Can't wait till BASED Jones outclasses another loser
I'm excited about the UFC for the first time in many many months
Pansa de yegua*
What is this mystery press conference about?
good we already lose to many rikishi due to coming back from injury too soon
*lo heemea*
Gilbert Melendez vs. Arnold Allen
Marlon Vera vs. Nohelin Hernandez
Alejandro Pérez vs. Yadong Song
Edmen Shahbazyan vs. Jack Marshman
Ismail Naurdiev vs. Chance Rencountre
Wait, did Linekar get cut?
Kawhi Leonard going to the UFC
ya
Hakuho is healthy so they might aswell stay at home. It's gonna be another 15-0 for the Goat.
Tomorrow the bookies pay me back for all my suffering.
Damn that’s surprising I know he bitched out his last fight but he puts on shows
Allen
Vera
Song
Shahbaznyan
Rencountre
what was funnier: Sanchez's face off with Chiesa where he looked like he came from hell or Santos face off where they showed Jones who looked like an undertaker and Marreta who was slower than a snail
Anime posters should not have their pics counted
>jones
>actually finishing a fighter
Keep dreaming, bud.
Those are some REALLY bad bets mate
good luck
Not bad for a long shot punt
>masdival winning
yeah that’s retarded
oh hunnert percent b, people might get tired of hakuho winning every tournament but i appreciate greatness and who knows how much longer we'll have him
For me it's Ernest Chavez
Actually kekked
DCucks permanently seething
someone post the pic summarizing linekar's fuck ups
Arnold
Vera
Yadong
Shahbazyan
Naurdiev
Yeah the guy cries like a bitch but he has fun fights
Picking 2019 Gilbert to win. Picking Jorge after watching his fight with Maia .Do you just hate money ?
The surprise is Schaub will be doing a 2 hour stand up set (all
New material) instead of a presser
Pls no
Hello /heem/ I am technologically retarded and poor, ever since /r/mmastreams got shoa'd I have been without the means to watch fights from the comfiness of my own dojo.
Can anyone direct me toward where I can find a stream for tomorrow, I expect to be called retarded but maybe someone will help a dude out. Pls don't let me resort to going to BWW or some shit.
As long as it's not about mcfucker, I blocked his name across my entire internet
I think his plan was to keep fighting until Tokyo Olympics. But yeah if you don'y like Hakuho then you just don't like Sumo
I invented calling Smif, Smiw
buffstreams - bfst.to
ripple - ripple.is
ArsesaStreams - arsesaworldgist.com
givemeredditstream - givemereddit.stream
Sedsportsstream - sedsports.com
sportstream - sportstream.to
dubailive - dubs.cc
KobeStreams - watchkobestreams.info
I'll take your opinion into consideration next time, friend.
Friggin Jamal lol
how many bongs for press conference?
jamal sounds like a black name
what are you doing Brendan Schaub lurks here
biggulp
Jamal is p4p funniest joke of 2019
>Melendez
>Hernandez
>Song
>Shahbazyan
>Rencountre
Yea Forums has done alot worse
The Chad Buffstreams vs the virgin ripple
>Melendez on an acca
Bruh
Khabib is undefeated
I think you’d be surprised
He lost the story, the war, and the narrative
I wanna see Werdum vs Velasquez II
He lost the story of the fight AND the first round, so no sweaty.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how hard do you want me to to laugh in your face when this parlay comes through? 10 being superlative laughter, 1 being a slight giggle.
Cringe, stop forcing it you faggot
ripple has losers who moderate
i would recommend crackstreams for shitposters
It’s 2019 bud
And I want to see Fedor/Crocop in Rizin
sweden yes
Nah, Cro cop needs Schaub to give him the rematch
Why? You have to be fucking autistic to not find a stream.
wow ty /heem/!
>Hey user, you're gonna cheer for me, right buddy?
Sure, but I'm screencapping this and spamming it when Memevidal gets flushed.
No I don’t cheer for faggots
alright m8. cash me oussigh how bow dah?
Imagine being put in a triangle by those strong muscles, smell his masculine scent
Leave. Ben. To. Me.
cringe
Anybody else fantasizes about heeming Ngannou even though you barely make lightweight?
Masvidal has the worst fans
Good, except memevidal is getting wrestlefucked.
3 piece with a soda
I wanna see Joanna vs Claudia III
I think he's saying he isn't autistic enough to know every little corner of the internet.
y-yes!
Fuck, I made it while I was blazed and thought it was gold
>Corndog with fries
is he uncircumcized?
youtube.com
get in here lads
Whats been going on with Gil Melendez? I feel like he hasnt fought in ages. Did he did suspended for PED? Or did he fuck off to Bellator for a while?
mod hit me wit that #ChampShitOnly flair
>blachowicz
bad pick, better replacing this with fight will not go the distance
>jon jones by decision
decent but too risky as jones will look for the finish this time around, there's a reason it's 4.75.
>masvidal
2.87 is insane odds, it's a 50/50 fight.
>melendez
Don't know shit about this guy so whoo knows. I'm waiting for the americans picks who bets 2k and doubles his money every event, he's pretty based.
P R E S S C O N F E R E N C E
REMINDER
jon dominates the fight but gets heem'd stiff in the 3rd round
He’s a roided up can with no roids
UFC presser live stream:
youtube.com
This user knows whats up. Santos ground game is non-existent, he's getting GnP'd into a tko. Bookies know this and that's why jones to win via decision is nearly 5-1.
Knowing how to google "ufc 239 livestream" isn't very hard my friend.
NEWS
hype
Holy fucking shit wtf happened to this lad??
try it and see if buffstreams show up retard
who are these trannies
PRESS CONFERENCE STREAM
youtube.com
he fought six of the best guys in the division in a row
Can't wait for bobby to put this faggot in his place.
Fuck I was gonna go to the gym and hit the heavy bag but now I wanna stay home and watch the presser fuck what do?? You're gonna say go after the presser but at 4pm the soccer mom cardio kickboxing class starts and I dont participate in those.
All those losses were actually Giblert
He clearly hits him in the face like ten times. Will spergs on this site argue over anything, no matter how obviously wrong?
no one interesting is at the press conference
Nunes looked drained as fuck at weigh-ins. Probably still good enough to beat a bum like Holly, right?
In last four years, the only fighters Holly beat is a retired Brazilian bum, and Australian turbocan who can't even beat UFC fighters outside of top 15. On the other hand she got wobbled and lost to cans like GDR and Cyborg.
Finna boutta make more money on Nunes tomorrow.
Can a UFC press conference ever start on time bros?
OMG CONOR IS HERE
Forgot about that meme.
Anyone have a link to the presser?
There's gonna be a surprise appearance.
>HOLY SHIT
>HOLY SHIT
>HOLY SHIT
>implying Bobby nochin makes it to the fight
Yea Forums on mobile fucking sucks bros. Can't save any of the settings or even reply to people
Post YFW Khabib jumps into crowd at Conor after beating Porier.
For me it’s fight commentary breakdance
I post on mobile using chrome incognito mode at work all the time. Git gud.
Does ourguy /DIEGO/ the nightmare SANCHEZ have any chance against that soiboy chiesa?
If Nate is here, I'm watching the presser and not going to the gym.
tukiaiset 15 years ago
anything can happen on heem day
He will do anything to duck competition, so it's very probable, if he manages to win.
>jon jones
>1/8
terrible odds, 1-2 days ago he was 1-6, even that was not worth doing.
Only if he opens his third eye and channels all his inner chakra
don't worry bro she'll beat Holly up
he cute
Holm has been on that hawlsemeat, bee. She is looking shredded and her clit has gained like 2 inches. I think she finna bout to dab on Nunes.
This.
these highlight videos are so cringe jesus
Yes daddy
send me location he broke bus number 1 bulshit
What was that curtain for Amanda Nunes at the weigh-ins?
Reminder that the 240 card is LITERALLY shit
tatiana suarez is in the building
FELICIA SPENCER VS CYBORG
HOLY FUCK IM HPYED FOR THAT MATCH
AYO LIL DANA
>Horhe
>Melendez
Goof
Allen
Hernandez
Song
Shahbazyan
Recountre
Max's hoodie is sick. Anyone know what it is?
Holly has never been stopped, take that into consideration when betting on the event. It's going to a decision for either fighter or a stoppage win for holly.
To protect her modesty because she was over and she went naked to make weight, you fucking retard? Holy fuck.
>Bookies make sweet love to him
Remember how shit the last Abu Dhabi UFC was?
SHAVED HEAD KHABIB IS BACK
God she’s so fucking hot. Suarez isn’t bad either.
who tf cares about australia
fuuaaaark khabib looks aesthetic as fuck with a shaved head
>narrator switches to aussie
lmao what? That was awkward.
Really? How much can panties weigh, few picograms?
Please watch our sportsmen
Looks like Khabib is in amazing shape. Easy weight cut confirmed.
2 millimeter buzzcut Khabib, shit getting serious
it was another Reddit v Yea Forums press conference until Adesanya sat on the right-hand side
there were two
tate stopped her
Kebab shaved his head, Poirier is FUCKED
Fakin sick cunt promo mate
Why does Dana ask "Who has the first question" hen Jason Morgan ALWAYS gets the first question?
fuaaaaaaaaaark whittaker also looks aesthetic as fuck with a shaved head
it's not over for us baldingbrehs
The fat reporter cunt is a total buzzkill
The didn't set up the multi-level stage this time
She has been wobbled a lot, and she never fought someone who strikes as hard as Nunes. Nunes finna end it in less than a minute.
It's funny that Nunes can finish Ronda, Cyborg and Holm in under a minute, while going several rounds against Pennington.
Clash of the peaheads.
at least Izzy is dressed ok for once
>the fat greasy shill gets the first question
>be brit
>have legal betting
>double jeopardy exists
>take loan from shark to make stupid picks
>cant pay back loan shark
>takes you to court
>spend 5 years in the gallows
>loan shark again takes you to court
>have to pay money back too
Kek the guys on the right have the newer belts
D..don't do this Australia
Luke looked phenomenal at weigh-ins.
He's gonna be a skr8 munster in this division and if you're picking Jan the footlet you're gonna get DABBED on hard tomorrow night.
The bottoms and sports bra is .5 pounds
BROCK JUST CRASHED PRESS CONFERENCE HOLY SHIT
>Israel
>rubs his hands
Whittaker will shit on him so much lmao
israel is shook lmao what a faggot
>H..he makes memes
The state. Lmao at Whitaker, he doesn't give a shit
im sorry
Why is Isreal such a cunt to Robby? lmao
KEEP THAT SAME ENERGY MY NIGGA
wow its boomer belts vs zoomer belts
>keep that same energy
Usman has set the precedent
I thought fighters could cut like 15lbs in water weight alone before they weighed in?
Did she forget to weigh herself this morning?
Because he feels like that's what he has to do to promote fight
I invented Cringesrael Poopypaña
dustin is such a qt
>getting this worked by a meme
israel is fucking done
Maybe he's tired
Are these guys still seething over Conor?
/heem/ should learn from this conference. From now on we need to say sorry more often
>crowd booing the sand nigger
lmao, based
hes a faggot nigger and robbie is white alpha male with hot gf and kids
Dustin is handsome af
It's fun seeing the contrast of the new belt and old belt
Israel already shook
dastin is tuf gay
ye tate submitted here, nunes doesn't have ground game, she ain't stopping holly via ko/tko, highly unlikely.
No, she just struggles to make 135 she is huge.
the virgin dustin
HAahahahahahah did the reporter just call Dustin, Dustbin?
Did he invent a new meme?
I've compiled an image and attached it to this post
I JUST WANT MOW MY APPONANT
Whittaker is officially my boy
>Cringesrael Heelasanya: fuck u nigga
>Whittaker: okay mate put some shrimp on the barbie
i hate how Kebab talks exactly what his shitty fanbase types, it's like he's a fan of himself there
>khabib thought max was going to beat dustin
DUSTIN CONFIRMED WINNING
Dustbin finna bouta get DUMPED
reminder that max is ducking volkanovski
They call him The Mower
why the fuck would you ask a question about apehoop
who the fuck cares
Jan by KO
jesus fucking christ is it /nba/ now?
Presser is live
stipe shave your shit my nigga
Is the left belt new?
I like it better than the nigger tier bling belt on the right
Miocic is CTE'd to fuck.
Stipe is CTE'd nonono
we know
Combined with the autism, it makes for a weird combination.
dc getting booed, based
DC getting booed as usual
stipe talking like he has no teeth
he is literally ONLY liked on reddit
Sorry
>I SAW U MADE A MEME ABOUT ME
>sorry ur mad mate
god i love rob he just made izzy look like even more of a faggot
h..heem you better not be putting m..memes up >:(
i never understand wtf Stipe is saying
I like DC
>everybody booing AKA fighters
>they keep winning
keep hating seething while we keep getting those double u's.
>Hey Stipe are you still there?
Stipe shook unfortunately
I like DC
Bobby based af
i will downvote you to hell
based and robpilled
Are those actual boos or cheers?
WHICH ONE O YA'LL BITCH NIGGAS BE UPLOADING MEMES????
Redditor here.
I hate DC because he's an uncle tom but I love Jon Bones Saxophone Jones
REEEEEEE NOT THE MEMES
Oh Frankie is there lmao
So based
mixture of boos and cheers
FUCK Y'ALL NIGGAS WANNA DO
Someone answer this question please. Which is the new belt?
Kek I feel for you, I think even native speakers struggle
>those double u's.
hehe
Does this retard know he went for the clinch?
>adesanya seething about being meme'd
kek
I like DC
>Hemaroids is most safe place
obviously Poirier's is the new one, cazzie
my man DC rocking givenchy... gang gang swag
*Puts up a meme*
based
dc looks old as fuck for some reason
I wanna be in that crowd and suckerpunch a random guy haha just for no reason just suckerpunch him and start a brawl
Stay in your lane nigga
this press conference is awful why do they ask these bums questions
he’s right now like 300lbs
He's a literal Generation X'er.
Because he is
Doesn't get more alpha than Stipe.
I just know.
Being fat makes you look younger.
im sure israels hole is not tightened you homosexual
>tighten up that hole
>or make it a trap
is israel bi?
Israel talking about trapping Robbie in his tight holes
Most conferences suck without Gooby. Let's be real
>All you have to do is tighten up that hole, or make it a trap
What did he mean by this?
Why does pissrael sound like an american and then every fifth word a guy from england
Probably because he is old as fuck. He's only two years younger than my sugar mama.
israel sounds so shook lol
does holly holm have the worst brain damage from fighting of any female fighter?
STAY IN YOUR LANE NIGGA
Yes
it's funny how dc acts like he's an equal to jon
he is
bottle kicky thingy
239: Bones/Santos, Nunes/Holm
240: Max/Edgar
[Fight night: Shev/Carmouche]
241: DC/Stipe [Fight Night: Andrade/Zhang]
242: Khabib/Poirier
243: Whittaker/Adesanya
244: Madison Square Garden
so literally every champ has a fight scheduled except for Usman (Injured) and that little mexican midget.
Dana isn't really going to make Cejudo/Benavidez the main event of MSQ is he?
>a guy from england
why is it that mutts can't distinguish between accents? in all seriousness.
wtf.
You
yeah
he's much greater tbqh
How nice of the referee to pull Holly out of the ropes
i didnt, favela monkey
Cejudo vs Frankie
nice of dc to pretend jon is on his level
>Comparing Romero to Gastelum
He sounds just like I described.
Israel is lucky he most likely wont have to face Romero
romero sucks
lets be real no one wants to see that fight
no one cares fatty
HOLY SHIT KHABIB IS THERE
but he lost twice...? fuck face
What the frick, English please??
whitaker looks so smug
Gain weight
These press conferences always remind me how much I miss gooby :(
DC won the second fight by DQ
of course
But I think the reason Dana hasn't flat out killed the 125 division is because he wants the fighters to use up their contracts so he can let them go without paying them anything.
A 125 title fight is the best way to keep them fighting.
No wonder she's so retarded.
this, i miss him too
Chael was always better.
lads who watching glory?
He's a zoomer and lacks any manners.
>le goofy guy with paddy accent
Awesome press conference, glad I watched it.
hes older than bobert
Lads how can you have all these Champs and such a meh conference.
Wtf were the questions. Best thing was Israel seething over memes and Rob just saying sorry it hurt u m8 lol
>top 5 gayest ufc pressers of all time
Israel is so shook, he could not beat Romero once let alone twice
That's it????
like it or not, these things unironically aren't worth watching without Goobert
Refreshingly cordial, with some breaking news about Russia. You can't ask for more.
where is gooby
Zero hype. Gooby pls come back
Glory prelims
youtube.com
that was pretty boring
>Ortega vs Rodriguez announced for Mexico City
Weigh ins in 45 bings by the way
would literally break adesanya in half
T. 8 year old WWE fan
is whitaker /ourguy/?
He would heem Poomero
>Le I want my cage fighters to be respectful
Go watch the commonwealth games if you love sportsmanship so much
good goy. do u know if they are going to show superfights?
Do you think they banned The Schmo?
early stoppage
Frankie Edgar is the Holly Holm of men's mma
what happened to all the meme interviewers?
idk
It'll be Jones again, most likely vs some can or Puke if he beats Jan. Idk why they don't just do Colby Usman, that's the fight people actually give a shit about and if they market it correctly it could actually draw, given how much they dislike each other.
Poirier is the bigger man
early stoppage
>le I miss gooby
can't wait until he OFFICIALLY retired and all these UFC ~190 cazzies leave forever
yes
I want bet on Petch but the odds aren't up
I swear Khabib looked bigger during the first face off
lol he was born in the 1980s
Israel is SHOOK
what is this outfit called
PUTTING ALL THE MONEY ON WHITAKER
The House of Air
the gay black man
he looked like he was about to cry
Highly unlikely, Yoel has been hurt but never heemed. Meanwhile Zoomersanya is getting shadowrealmed by Alex Pereira
well that was shit
without the theatrics these press conferences are like listening to baseball players talk
>israel adesanya
youtube.com
This. Dustin looked absolutely massive in his recent pics and Khabib looked even bigger standing next to him.
then dont watch - simple as
the last genderbender
I have seen some cringe shit in my life but that last outfit on Israel is something else
i hate both
He's dieting and slimming down so that he would have to cut very little weight like he did at UFC229 where he only cut 11lb. Is normal. Despite what gay memers think, Khabib never had a size advantage on most opponents in his UFC career.
i'm possibly the only one here for pays for the ppvs lol
too many ufc shills asking questions
MASSIVE MASSIVE THIS IS ONE FOR THE AGES THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET I LOVE IT
gonna have to report you for this one b
fuckkkkkk israel's fit looking FRESH AF
boomers will deny
Lenne Hardt will never scream out your name
>
>
>
>
>
>while your pounding her rinkled pussy
first one is me asking my mom for 10 bucks so i can by weed
so what was the big surprise?
israel adesanya is 30 years old
who is this ogre
>you never know
He is wearing a Chinese Tourist outfit
blaha's gf
If you got one question what would you ask at this press conference?
>POOOOOSTIIIIIRRRGNNNNGG
>OUT OF THE BRRRRRAZILLLLL FLAG
>IS A CAZZIIIIEEEEEE FAAAAAGGGG!!!
Yes
Dana White announced that I'm going to heem you heemday.
What did Dustin yell? Sounded like "gay"
the ufc is starting a women's atomweight division
>Trying this hard to be hardcore
please stop mate
please no
to: Daniel Cormier
Did you cheat to make weight against Rumble?
hows your stomach whitaker?
he rocks it tho
ytbois can't
Paki
Izzy and Whittaker I think hadn't been previously announced
Who is the mystery press conference visitor
>conor nutthugger
>american yet uses 'mate'
holy fuckin CRINGE 194'er
>this guy sucks on Helen Yee's tits everyday
Schmo's living the best life.
Isn't Cejudo out for a while longer?
are you white?
nah
he's from tunisian descent
let me make the thread
>this guy sucks on Helen Yee's tits everyday
Max seemed a little less confident than usual. Dustin has broken da dam ting.
This isn't 2012 lol
The white people are all gone
We watching glory tonight?
I'm the whitest person itt.
if i had known it was in orlando i would have watched it in person the tickets were only $35
Israel was literally heemed in kickboxing with baby 8oz gloves, Bobby is gonna kill him
>actually watching fights
great point dernposter
This was Goobert's plan all along. Dana's back is against the wall. Now he'll be forced to give Conor the shares he rightfully deserves. The war has finally been won, la'.
lol y bro?
also he never fought a guy like yoel or whitaker
he fought a mexican midget
??
i'm whiter than that although not bad for a hue.
these questions are shit
midget Gastelum nearly ended his career, he's getting heemed 100%
he must raided shaubs closet
This guy isn't white he's just a chad
Is Chastine white?
Your ancestors for Ghengis'd, matey. You're at least half Asian.
>being proud of being white in MMA, a sport where whites have been X-posed as weak af
inb4 fedor, russians are a race unto themselves, and even if you counr him he's the only one. the goats are pretty much all non-white
go watch a sport wheres whites are the best, like ballet or something
Stop it ya goof
Which city is this?
>implying
yksi kaksi.
should i shave my legs?
Is Chasteen legid or is the african amarican man just a bum?
Holy fuck this nog is getting btfo. How did he even get noticed by glory?
you don’t have legs
nova iorque
Basado
>GSP
White
>Gooby
White
>Kebab
Slav
>Sonnen
White
>Sylvia
Honorary White
NEW NEW NEW
NO PROBLEM YEAH M8?
NO FOKIN PROBLEM
lol. Cherry pickin + claiming a non-white. Vintage white fan.
>Kebab
>Slav
he's not even indo-european m8
>leaning on a towel influences your weight
You don't get to bring friends.
