/trans/ - The Mysteries of the Transfer Jewess edition

Who will Chelsea sign with their Hazard money?

>Rosella Ayane [Bristol City - Tottenham] Undisclosed
>Gemma Davison [Reading - Tottenham] Undisclosed
>Chloe Peplow [Brighton - Tottenham] Undisclosed
>Ria Percival [West Ham - Tottenham] Undisclosed
>Lucy Quinn [Birmingham - Tottenham] Undisclosed
>Becky Spencer [West Ham - Tottenham] Undisclosed
>Siri Worm [Everton - Tottenham] Undisclosed

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Lank Frampard has joined Fulham sources say

>Kannemman
the state of Arsenal

>Liga MX rumor
rare

that's a good thing

>Frank Lampard's Chelsea County

>lets say bye bye to Fellaini, Herrera and Pogba
>its OK Pereira signed an extension
sign a fucking midfielder, ole you cunt

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Daily reminder if you don't spent AT LEAST £60m+ on a player, they're automatically shit.

No one, Roman is going to take the money and run

They're the new Aston Villa

United is trying to become the anti-City
No midfielders just defenders and shit forwards.

>Not paying 2.5mil for a player and they end up being world class

They spent £40m on Kovavic or w/e his name is. They have a transfer ban, remember? Kovavic was a loophole signing. They also spent £60m odd on Pulisic. They're literally the biggest spenders this window so far.

Rashford is getting 200k/week for five years and De Gay is getting 250k/week

Things are fine at united

Pulisic and Kovacic

Im ready to jump back on the ole out bandwagon.

what does our resident united taylor swift fan think of all this?

Name 1(ONE) recent example of this. Note, 'World Class' means top 5 player in a proper league (proper leagues being EPL, La Liga and maybe Seria A)

>No midfielders just defenders and shit forwards.

When liverpool do that you call it Gegenpress

John McGinn in 2 years time

>2 years time

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Seamus Coleman cost £60,000. Consistently one of the best PL RBs of the past decade.

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>Claims that the Qatar royal family will take over Leeds United sooner rather than later

Manchester United Women have signed Scotland striker Jane Ross from West Ham. Last season she scored 9 goals in 25 appearances.

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She looks extremely Finnish

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Surely Leeds don't need a takeover

I thought they would be loaded after having number 1 at Christmas

Spending that Pogba money on Bruno Fernandes and Saúl sounds perfect. One lazy nigger for two hard working moors.

implying Poobag is going anywhere

RIP lyl

Joe Gomez

>Oxford United have made a loss in six out of their last seven seasons, and faced three winding up petitions last season. However, their Thai owner has said that he is committed to the club and they are hoping for better things: A more sustainable future
Christ, dunno how to fix this... we need to sign some lads and sell them for massive profit.

>tf
>tp
Filtered

Mino has openly said he wants to leave and is doing everything he can to make sure it happens.

Got any gems for big Chrissy Wilder?

yeah but what other club is stupid enough to pay his wages?

Invite some Man Utd scouts to the ground, they love throwing money at clubs for shite.

Wanna bet?

Should I watch Skins? It doesn't look that great but Kaya Scodelario...

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Our best player is probably Gavin Whyte. Can play anywhere up front. Decent age.

Leeds were the last people to spend money on >us and they took our best player, Roofe, away. Our top half finish was a massive paper over the crack as we managed to win a fair amount of our last games when we had been hovering over relegation. >We have signed a few players but we need so many more. I don't want Whyte up front, prefer him as a LCIM but unless we sign another striker, he'll be our FW. Mackie was a mistake of a signing I think.

This is the likely line-up, will need another CB or two. I don't see Sam Alladyce playing CB.

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The first season is pretty good.

*and so is Kaya, that was her absolute prime

De Gay has been offered £350k

what the fuck is Ole doing, this seems like actual sabotage at this point

my only hope for united is that mike phelan is still there

CRASHING THIS CLUB

Kaya was well fit in those corsets in that Pirates of the Carribean film

Chortling

read the sign.

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>USA captain Alex Morgan has defended her goal celebration in their Women's World Cup semi-final win over England and says there are "double standards" for females in sport.

Difference is, you're not on equal footing. England didn't even have a professional ladies NT until 5 years after USA. USA has won most of the Women's World Cups and men are slagged off for doing baiting celebrations like the Swiss did. There is no double-standard, you're being treated equally.

Tottenham ladies just got promoted so guess they're signing a whole new team

I'm fine with her pretending to drink tea because England are a real team and just need to handle the banter.

This shit though was not acceptable

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>for doing baiting celebrations like the Swiss did
People are even still going on about that. Admittedly it's media shit stirrers, but still

>after this weekend I wont have to read any more about women's football

LOL

Imagine being so thick as to equate pretending to drink tea and doing the Albanian Eagle while playing for Switzerland

instead you'll be getting bombarded with
>MUH NEW SERENA WILLIAMS

The samurai has come

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Anyway to block Irish flags? Never seen a good post from them.

just treat him like shit like everyone else does

>Tennis
As a straight man I block it out naturally.

to where?

They are.

So am I. The issue is that she did something and she was called on it just like others have been called on it.

Or, they're both baiting stuff and can be criticised as such. She's claiming there is a double-standard that only her celebration is criticised. No they're not. Men are criticised as well.

BBC has been a victim of it's own siccess, Women's super league will get equal screen time with the EPL this year

>Perez cost LCFC £30m
>But Longstaff will cost £50m
What even is this, the kid has played 10 fucking senior games for NUFC. If united pay anything more than £20m for him they are retarded as fuck, especially when Youri Tielemans (who they should have bought regardless of the Pogba situation) is costing £40m

Why, to join forces with Tecatito Corona, of course!

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ashley knows what he is doing

The united retard tax la

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>putting up a picture of a mentally retarded person on your wall
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Tell me about Yacine Brahimi. Also didn't Porto sign a striker today?

I lived like this. Then my mum and sister visited and they went mental and made me buy a couch and desk. We actually dropped our existing plans and I spent the afternoon acting like I gave a shit as they picked out furniture.

God, what is it with those cunts and their victim complex? Men get shit all the time when they behave like that.

Brahimi is good, but he doesn't have the needed stamina to compete on top Premier League on a regular basis. Won't be able to play more than 3 games in a row at a high level

And we signed Zé Luis and Nakajima today

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Ze Luis, that's it. I just saw Arse and United were looking at Brahimi since he's on a free. I'd like Arse to get him as he's free but I suppose he could improve United too.

decided while my guitar gently weeps is best guitar solo ever.

youtube.com/watch?v=0WUdlaLWSVM

when's Zaha to Arsenal getting wrapped up lads?

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Give In To Me actually

Do brits pronounce "Tarkowski" the proper way or the american way?

Never heard of him. From the spelling I'd say "Tar-cow-skee"

Now we will see if he can make the jump or not

Well, he'd be good for any of them, but don't expect him to suddendly turn them into goats or carry them. He has limits

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Hopefully never, Zaha needs big brained manager like Roy and not a peanut brained manager like Unai

>Never heard of him.
Fucking what?

Is he a big deal?

>-cow-
yikes
what makes anglos think that other orthographies write diphthongs the same way?

Who are we signing next?

you pollacks pronounce anything with 'ow' as 'off'. thats all I know

Hopefully fucking never. He's a £30m player tops. United should go for him, link up with Wan.

Cheers for the info Portobro. What's your view on Ze Luis?

I say it like Tarkov-ski but heard people say it like this as well. How is it pronounced?
Burnley CB, has a few England caps/callups

>kow
>pronounce it cow
>this is wrong

You poles are menta;

Zaha is worth £25m tops. He's an African Aaron Lennon. Le fast man with mediocre end product

>What's your view on Ze Luis?
Meh, I don't know much about him. Seems ok. Wait and see

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I say £30m because English, so Home Grown Tax.

Man U would be so much better off with £120m than with dab poo man

68 goals in 199 apps. Only 2 goals for Cape Verde.

>be british
>write ow
>pronounce it a+w sounds
>assume that every orthography works the same as english even though this english digraph is rooted into english phonetical history

>Saul
Sauls release clause is like 150m or something stupid though right, plus he has like 7 years left on his deal or something mental. After losing Rodri, Saul aint going anywhere for less than his release clause

English > whatever sht you speak

I'll give you that but her face was 10/10 in Skins

retard who can't read

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>we will spend £100m on 2 midfielders
>Its Longstaff & McGinn

Fahrman is unironically a great signing

Bruno is confirmed to united.

that was funny

Why are Spurs linked with like 5 more midfielders but not a single right back?

Defenders are for pussies

The only media outlets pushing that he is done is the Portuguese ones. Most of them are because his agent has an agenda to get someone to activate his £31m clause so he gets an extra £5m

The guy who made Stalker

Please grab and lads. A day or so.

--------------Kane----Son
-----------------LoCelso
--------Sissoko-------NDombele
------------------Winks
Rose------Jan------Toby-----Anyone
-----------------Lloris

they're switching to 3 5 2

Hey i'm fucking Eriksen's wife.
She told me he wont go to Real Madrid.

Alan Hutton is a free agent if you need a RB

will he sign forspurs next year?

>4000 posts off
I'l come back in the morning then

Is is Atletic or Athletico Madrid?

>Gregor Zabret [Swansea - Oldham] Loan

He had an immense highlights package as a 16 year old and then stopped growing. Not many barely 6' goalkeepers about.

You're not fucking having McGinn

Or shitpost like you've never shitposted before

>Samir Nasri [West Ham - Anderlecht] Free

Imagien tyhe shitstorm if you suggested that to /arse/ in 2013

Sadly I don't think we'll grab it for /trans/ I managed to get a get a few trans back. Think it was five 0's.

His wife wants to leave bongland so that will be a no. She wants Barcelona or nothern italy.
>she wears the pants

Honestly thought Nasri had already left West Ham. Welbeck to West Ham would be memes.

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Kane, the two Belgian CBs at Spurs, Chiellini, that young fullback from Liverpool, Andy Robertson, Busquets, like half the Atletico Madrid team

Neither.

>31m

Wut all the links have said 50 or 60

>thanks to WanBissaka all English young players who COULD be good will now cost £50m.

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He has a clause in his contract that if Sporting reject an offer of like 35m+ euros for him he gets 5m. No club would do it because they would just have to pay the 5m on top of the transfer fee (Sporting apparently looking for around £55m). His agent is pushing for him heavily to leave and the Portuguese press are as well. He reported back to training at Sporting today so little chance of a deal being agreed with a club already.

Barzagli cost Juve

there is rumoured to be some sort of cheeky clause in his contract if a buying club submits €35m and Sporting reject it, they have to give Bruno €5m

Only if they have double-barreled names like Ngubu-Smitherton

1. Kane was a youth player and was loaned out, wasn't bought so doesn't count
2. Vertonghen cost £12m
3. Alderweireld cost £11.5m
4. Youth
5. £8m
6. Youth

Not gonna do the rest. There's no player that cost £2.5m or lower, recently, who went on to be world class. They're either youths who've been brought up or they're £5m+ players. I mean I will admit those are good choices but, like, I've not seen a player move for a free and become world class.

I guess, but he isn't now. I'm talking recently because 19 year olds are going for £100m odd. Very few players are moving to clubs, now, for under £5m who are world class.

Obviously, that was like 10+ years ago after all. Still fit as fuck though.

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Atlético de Madrid.

Well yeah, because no club in their right mind would let a player that was that young and showed a tiny bit of potential let their contract run out

Gonna be fun watching Southampton become a trillion-pound club because everyone keeps paying £100mil+ for their academy products

Why do I call them Athletico Madrid, then?

I don't mean young, I mean any player. I mean Arse got that LB who was pretty good, not world class mind, but something like that. Some guy who looked like crap but turned into something great. Free players are rare. I dunno, just having a chat my dude. I'm trying to think of £5m players or less. Liverpool signed a dude for £1m I think? Arse signed that dude for £6m. Something like that.

for me its Athletic Bilbao

Did they even do anything with man mountain money?

Because, even though you might have gotten trips, you are a mong

You're mixing their name up with I would say

Because English people are genetically incapable of pronouncing other languages but their own

>Tomayto

There's Real Madrid and Athletico Madrid
Just like there's Inter Milan and AC Milan

These are things known to the common folk

You can't sustain selling everyone over and over again though. They are already slipping into the relegation zone.

you're a spastic m8 soz x

Lucas Vasquez is apparently moving.
At which PL top club would he fit better ?

Bought a bunch of “whos” from lower leagues and the continent I think.

>AC Milan
>No DC Milan

Wet Spam.

WE HATE NOTTINGHAM FOOOOREST

WE HATE EVERTON TOO

>THEY'RE SHIT!

WE HATE MAN UNIIIIIITED

BUT LIVERPOOL WE LOVE YOU

>ALL TOGETHER NOW!

Why do dippers hate Forest?

Daily reminder Liverpool WILL win the league this year. We won the CL on the Anniversary of Hillsborough so we will do it again and get a double this year. Might be a year late but City were cheating and still are, so hopefully they're banned from Europe.

As I understand it, they won the league the year it was written

>Mane missed another penalty
Surprised he's being allowed to take them still.

probably illsbreh

Do you people never learn?

its athletic madrid ffs

Why would they ? Tripp leaving is probably bullshit and Aurier is pretty good.

DON'T BLAME IT ON THE HAMAAN

DON'T BLAME IT ON THE BISCAN

DON'T BLAME IT ON THE FINNAN

BLAME IT ON TRAORE

have six

City already won the league this year, m8

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igor_Bišćan

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Next season you cunt. That's when we'll win it. City cheated that win.

Is the Charity Shield the last trophy of last season, or the first trophy of next season?

How sad

For me its Athletical Madrid

>2005 victory was 20 years after Heysel
>2019 victory was 30 years after Hillsborough

What does it mean?
What's next?

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Messi. barca payed for his flight and medicals

Reckon a ship will sink in the Albert docks with all lives lost because the scousers have nicked all the metal from the hull

First trophy of the next season. Same goes for the UEFA Super Cup.

>payed
It's paid. Payed is not a word in usage any more. I don't know why this is a common mistake but I'm not being a cunt, just telling you the word is 'paid'.

How many languages you speak Ronald? 3 here

English
Murkan English
Brummie

>yfw Liverpool wins the septuple next year

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Which is first, the Charity Shield or Super Cup?

>I don't know why this is a common mistake but I'm not being a cunt, just telling you the word is 'paid'.
You're defiantly correct.

How do those people even confuse "definite" and "defiant"?

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*afletical madrid

Whichever is first on the calendar. So the Shield (4th August).

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Being definite about something is a pretty defiant stance

I know you're doing that on purpose. I'm helping somebody with English. It's a very simple word. Payed is an 18th century term.

Your/You're
Should of/Have
Their/They're

How can people with English as their first language get that wrong

no shit

laziness

You forgot people say 'laying down' instead of 'lying down' or 'lay down' instead of 'lie down'. Or 'off of'. Smh desu.

Well it's a doggy dog world and people who get grammer right are a diamond dozen

Could of
Could care less

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lucas vasquez + 15m - martial swap deal
uhih1 (you heard it hear 1st)

Well this thread died.

actually the septuple:
charity shield
super cup
club world cup
league cup
fa cup
league
champions league

Wish it was me desu

Yes? That's what I said earlier, customer. Liverpool will go for it. Get the Charity Shield and Super Cup out of the way and we can win the rest. Need some more players.

>Corinthians have told Arsenal to give up any hope of signing Fagner this summer.

Tough.
Though.
Thought.

Prepare your anus for the WSL

throughout
thorough

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Welcome to Wolves #Vamos

All these sound very different you silly ESLs.

Give me a footy gf, if not, a russian tennis gf.
I love sports.

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How are these remotely similar?

no one said they sounded similar

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This isn't trans lads.

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When is Trottenham getting its own NFL team

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the point is that they all have similar spelling, but are pronounced differently

London Cocks
>spurr-burr alliance

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>Brummie
BASED and Peekypilled

Looks like an oblivion high elf now.

didn't know I was posting in the same thread as Michael J Fox. also didn't know he was illiterate

Lloris
Gazza
Alfie Whiteman

Sessegnon
Davies
KWP
Max Aarons
Vertonghen
Sanchez
Dier
Foyth

Skipp
Wanyama
Ndombele
Sissoko
Winks
Ceballos
Zaniolo
Alli

Son
Moura
Kane
Mariano Diaz

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>illiterate
what? nothing is grammatically wrong in that image

It was a meme shitpost I rushed it. No booli pls.

what a shit squad

>tfw da spurrrrs wins da premierl eagle

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was just messin with ya lad
>thead

BUSINESS IDEA (from the BBC HYS on the Griezmann shambles):
>Transfers should be limited to £100M for all teams. This way it's a level playing field. All profits to go back to the club and fans.

When Portuguese soccer hunk Diamantino blows it in the World Cup finals, he goes from superstar to laughingstock overnight. His sheltered worldview gets further shattered after learning about the European refugee crisis, and he resolves to make amends by adopting an African refugee - only to find that his new son is an undercover lesbian tax auditor investigating him on suspicion of corruption

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It's over Liverbros, >we are getting EXPOSED next season if >we make no transfers.

Leicester are set to break their transfer record to sign 22-year-old Monaco and Belgium midfielder Youri Tielemans, who spent the second half of last season on loan at King Power Stadium. (Leicester Mercury)

>Tottenham are closing in on a deal for Real Madrid and Spain midfielder Dani Ceballos, 22. (AS)

Liverpool are also ready to move for Ceballos after reviewing their own strategy. (Sportwitness)

>Manchester United are preparing a bid for Newcastle United's Englishmidfielder Sean Longstaff, 21. (Sky Sports)

Chelsea and England winger Callum Hudson-Odoi, 18, is close to signing a new contract with the Stamford Bridge club. (Goal)

>Manchester United and Paris St-Germain have both agreed fees for Ajax and Netherlands defender Matthijs de Ligt, 19. (European football expert Julien Laurens, via Express)

Arsenal could sign Spanish winger Lucas Vazquez, 28, in a £31m deal from Real Madrid next week. (AS)

>Bournemouth's England striker Callum Wilson, 27, is among West Ham's summer transfer targets. (90Min)

The Hammers have made a late bid for Celta Vigo's 24-year-old Uruguay striker Maxi Gomez, who is a target for Valencia.(Evening Standard)

>Lille and Ivory Coast forward Nicolas Pepe has spoken to Liverpool, says the French club's president, who added that another club has made a bid for the 24-year-old. (RMC Sport - in French)

Former Manchester United and Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has rejected the offer to become Chinese club Guangzhou Evergrande's manager. (Guardian)

>United are set to miss out on Dinamo Zagreb's Spain Under-21 midfielder Dani Olmo because Tottenham have reached an agreement with the 21-year-old's agent. (Muchodeporte - in Spanish)

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Peaky blinders feels so cringe in Birmingham

Loads of people trying to latch on touh gypsie heritage

There's about 20 Tommy Shelby pictures painted on different pubs too

I might just hate it because it's a Birmingham city thing though

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Spurs are interested in Roma and Italy midfielder Nicolo Zaniolo, 20. (Sportslens)

>Birmingham City are ready to offer Stoke City's 25-year-old Burundistriker Saido Berahino a trial. (Sun)

Newcastle United's English goalkeeper Karl Darlow, 28, is a target for Championship side Blackburn Rovers. (Sky Sports)

>Turkish champions Galatasaray are interested in signing Watford's Italian striker Stefano Okaka, 29. (Watford Observer)

Southampton's English goalkeepers Fraser Forster, 31, and 29-year-old Alex McCarthy should start looking for other clubs, says former Saints and England keeper Peter Shilton. (Daily Echo)

>Crystal Palace are interested in a deal for former Charlton and Nottingham Forest goalkeeper Stephen Henderson, 31. (South London Press)

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>Mariano Diaz
please god no, i'd rather have Janssen another year

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oh right yeah, duh... been drinking, sorry mate

this genuinely sounds appalling

>Lucas Vazquez
He any good? £31m is basically 90% of Arse budget.

Lads was posting here earlier. Am now steaming. Fuck u faggits. What u gonna do about it

the spanish aaron lennon

>genuinely reporting on women transfers
Why

>steaming
let me know how those clams turn out

Good lad. Bum dat zoot

Grim. Apparently he can only play on the right.

he can (right) wingback too tbf

Where's Everton Cebolinha going?

Liverpool!

Liverpool obv

get hype lads

do I have to?

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Yes, we must grab it for /trans/ and the 94000000

Only 1700 terrible posts to go

Is that you, ESK?

Imagine being Eddie Murphy circa 1985

also
>you now remember Eddie is a known tranny fucker

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No

tfw ESK has left us ;_;

Tito get me some tissues

EDDIIIIEEE
EDDIIIIEEEEE
I WANT HAF

Just watched this Swedish sci-fi movie.
imdb.com/title/tt7589524/

>there are multiple comedians with bits about divorce that make valid points
>people still fall for marriage

Liverpool fans
Which of our star studded, european champion chad team member would you prefer to win the balon d'or:
Mane
Salah
Van Dijk
Henderson

So, UK might be going to war with Iran. Neat.

>Barcelona have reached an agreement to sell Sergi Palencia to Saint-Etienne.

Who? Got a 20% sell on I think.

>Tottenham transfer news: Giovani Lo Celso to Spurs ‘80 per cent done’

>Reports in Spain suggest the club are about to their record signing for a second time this summer as the Real Betis playmaker could cost around £88m

Hendo>DAS IT>Virg>Salah

Based
>you now remember that from now on the stadium will cost us about £24m a year

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I should have said, yes, this is an actual article sentence.

The Dijk.

Lads we're nearing the get. Please go for it!

I was more pointing out the sentence is fucked.

>pointing out mistakes
>make some yourself

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I didn't make any mistakes.

Here, user, a better and improved version.

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>I should have said, yes, this is an actual article sentence.
you forgotted and now you much admit that spurs is the mosted and besteded club

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Soul

Soulless

Giovanni "hunter of Huesca" Lo Celso is a pecho frio that completely disappeared in Betis' european campaigns.

Don't feed the betis. Good night.

How will anybody ever compete with Real?

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Wasn't a mistake per se, it was pointing out the issue in case people didn't see it.

Too late, Spurs is spending £88m on him.

by shooting at their empty goal

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>zaniolo
other teams could compete by fielding players that I have heard of

ngumbu?

You sound like you should work for inter.

Half of you cunts in this thread don’t know fucking shit about football and it’s honestly embarrassing

>Yea Forums
>knowledge about anything

lad I've captained and managed a Sunday League side, fuck right off

8 million hours on CM say different lad

I wish we could ban foreigners from bandwagoning our teams. Absolutely disgusting.

I want to claim the get for /trans/ lads everywhere

Me too lad.

kante

Y'all're buncha fags, shit should be autosaged

Oh fug :-DDDD

digits for Azul

Looks like one of my exes. When is Pogba getting sold? I think winter window

I hate Americans

GET CLAIMED FOR /trans/!

diana ross's penalty get

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Yea Forums is being slow as fuck for such a get

We didn't get the get, /trans/ failed.

muh dick

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO WE WERE SO CLOSE.

Script get it seems.

Sorry, m8. I should've known I would bottle it

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It's OK mate, you tried, that's what I appreciate. Thank you to everybody who tried. /hoc/ has too much autism and Costa Rica got lucky.

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Well this thread died. Best try to go to sleep.

Sad state of affairs on Yea Forums

> £88m
What a scam

>that instant look of concern and regret on the other guy's face

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>we're going to play youth
>signs nasri
that said the standard is so low here he'll probably be a top player

>tfw you start the drip

he might talk the talk, but can he drip the drip?

Wonder how much that black tshirt cost him

>£250 for a t shirt
jfc

this is what happens when stupid people are given money

Any spicy rumors? Will believe anything

A scouse unexpectedly finds himself walking into a bar and decides to ask for a pint. The bartender replies "You're scouse m8?" The scouse replies "Ta', how'd y'know la'? Was it me accent?" The bartender replies while pointing at his broken boarded up windows at the entrance: "Naw, its because you walked in and said 'I'm home' "

Adam Johnson to Young Boys

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Bale to inter miami

The Jew always wins. Remember this boys

youth rightback

twitter.com/Arsenal/status/1147400536594870273

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hmmm... very few muslims in that pic...

Looks a bit gay.

Semedo to spurs

redpilled

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Youd think the ogre on the left would have made a bit more effort....

He will flop, I doubt he can even run.

Lo Celso isn't that great imo. I don't think a lot of people actually watched him. He'd be a decent purchase for West Ham or Everton if he was cheaper but I really doubt he can make it in a CL team.

Argie tax

Wait...that's not Big Sam?

Rainbow jerseys are great
and if it takes gay pandering for clubs to adopt them, so be it

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Don't particularly want my team to look like one of the fucking my little ponies

There's supposed to be 7 colours in the rainbow

the bochum one is the top boy

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Hes good but not 80M good

Lads. This Linette has some seriously thicc legs

Muslim wins premier league

Well she is Polish after all

I can assure you that villa are not going to win the premier league

Do you agree that Fabian Ruiz > Ceballos ?

New Norwich kit. Interesting take on the yellow & green by Errea.

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Looks nice. At least it's not a chinese shirt sponsor

Still an Asian gambling one though.

>Dafabet is a privately owned online gambling company based in Makati, Philippines.

>Aston villa are set to sign Gary Cahill

Finally, getting something back from him going to Chelsea for pennies

Yes but they work together very well

it's a gradient, so no

>Morata officially sold

Based

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Reminder that spurs is on it's way to becoming an economic powerhouse in the world of football.

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>errea

Anything that is not Adidas or Nike is championship tier

Orly?

>Adidas
>Nike
>good
Yeah, those templates sure are imaginative.

Fuck off, Le Coq Sportif is GOAT-tier with their Fiorentina kits

Just when I thought there wasn't anything worse than Chinese betting sponsors

Morata might be Chelsea's worst ever transfer

>Having a nice kit is championship tier

Over half of the main shirt sponsors in this season's PL are gambling companies of some sort.

Funny how none of the top 6 have one. Brighton, Leicester and Sheffield United are the only "small clubs" to not have a gambling sponsor as their main sponsor.

Drinkwater for 35M is insane, he's made 12 appearances.

according to atletico they will pay 1st july 2020
is this true?

loan was for 2 years so yeah

For me, it's Winston Bogarde

You must be poor

Looks like it, will be loan fee + transfer fee which will be around 50M I think.

Sheva

Nope, my team just had a record breaking sponsorship deal

Just wish our kits were done by the bloke who did them last year

Embarrassing desu. If there are rules about advertising for cigarettes it's high time to tighten the rules about betting adverts. And about the placement of betting shops, even on small streets there's sometimes two or three next to each other, usually near a cash machine

ah yes

Not like Chelsea can spend the transfer money this season anyway

I miss beer as a sponsor

Adidas/Nike are fucking abysmal, lad. They are literally giving clubs shirts to mark-up which can be bought for fuck all without the badges and that on: twitter.com/KitCrimes/status/1147049207183941638

Well they have got rid of gambling ads during matches: bbc.co.uk/sport/46453954

But they need to get rid of it from the game altogether IMO.

Chang Beer was the last time alcohol sponsored a shirt in the PL.

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>But they need to get rid of it from the game altogether IMO.
Needs to go a step further, no betting adverts before the watershed.

Better than fucking new balance

Lads. Am at the hospital. Ask me anything

why does barcelona always win the transfer window?

Any fit nurses?

How far did you get it up your arse before you realized it was stuck?

When he started choking

Who's going to win Love Island this year, and will Curtis' masterplan come to fruition?

Barcelona doesn’t always win. Although De Jong is decent.
Nah just some fat old cunt
Actually they put it in my ass after I got to the hospital

Tommy will win. Easy

Fucking Tommy Robinson fanboys are everywhere

Kek

Dutch bro. You’re probably my favourite poster in /trans/. What’s your team?

>arsenal for everyone
uhh

More like, 'arse for everyone', am I right boys?

>isco to United
that twink would get steamrolled in the prem if he joins anyone but City

But it's not a real rainbow, it's a depiction of one. That shirt clearly doesn't show a gradient, it's 6 individual lines. It's like the argie star/sun nonsense again

Ajax, and the teams I root for in other countries:
Southampton
Lyon
Leverkusen
Roma
Sevilla

Isco the show pony should stay in La Liga for the entirety of his career. His reputation would get destroyed in this country

Apparently Besiktas denied a Norwich bid for Domagoj Diva

>buying from turkey
are norwich mad

When you think you've managed to get past this monster Fabinho, then you'll have a giant Virgil waiting for you and if at all you somehow manage to dribble past him, you've a wall called Alisson. Staring down.

Who else here
/ashamedtosupportalondonclub/

Hope you lads are ready for the Bakayoko redemption next season

>Virgil waiting for you and if at all you somehow manage to dribble past him
Hasn't actually happened yet

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When has a transfer for a player who did well in a World Cup ever gone wrong?

lyl

Can't dribble past a guy that runs away from you
>s-save me matip

Pretty based

>James Milner has won the lactate test YET AGAIN!
How does he do it?

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what the fuck are you even going on about

The bleep test for you unathletic people.

Roids probably

>post something with no context
>expect people to understand it

lads
Arsenal are playing their first friendly down the road from me and these are the prices
Reckon I could pass as an under 18 even though I'm almost 23.

You think it's worth it?
Kick off is in an hour.

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i beat your mom in the lactate test last night lmao

>you think it’s worth it?

No

Just go (and take pics)

Lactate test isn't the bleep test. The bleep test measures athletic ability, the lactate test measures how worn down their body is after that athletic activity

Give it a try. Wear your gayest zoomer clothes and too much cologne/body spray youll pass for 16

>Going to see arse
>Gayest zoomer clothes
He's a gooner he's already the gayest zoomer he can be

Wrong, he's black.

Seething s.oyboys

t. jew

not me

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There's literally nothing wrong with being Jewish

I support Fulham it's depressing

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>posts anime
Literally worse than being part of the Chosen People

The jew fears the samurai.

see you soon

q:will I waste money on two kits this year?
a: of course I am. I never buy away kits but here I am
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=89&v=qFQYjkG27Ck

Cunting 18 mins till the next fucking bus

Have fun waiting 30 minutes until it actually arrives

Nah city mapper is usually pretty spot on

Try jacking off

Lille president says Liverpool trying to sign Pepe. Why would they spend £70m for a bench player? Is Mane or Salah gonna be sold?

Ceballos announced Monday
Lo Celso announcement next Wednesday

>player linked with liverpool
almost always an agent/club trying to get a better deal from somewhere else

Mane and Salah are older than you think

I genuinely don't think there's much interest in Pepe and Lille are just desperate to sell him.

The literal President of Lille literally says they are in literal talks with Liverpool. What don’t you get about that? Cunt

Also overrated shitter system babies

sometimes in life people lie mate

Nah

who is this semon demen anyway?

Where will he be next season?

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Chelsea.

Lelsea

Lads. Who is the fittest female tennis player and when is she playing on bbc? Fancy a cheeky wank

>try to get odds on a few season outrights
>Won't let me put a double bet on anything

Starting to think gambling is rigged lads

Have had diarrhoea for 4 days now. Tbqh I have been out on the piss every day this week. How do I stop it.

It's too late fren.

Have you taken any imodium? Always helps me, sometimes take it even when I don't have the 'rrhoea just to calm my stomach.

nuke your intestines with antibiotics

I was under the impression Bongland transportation was somewhat decent. Or maybe that's just London, I don't know for sure

Hearing that Spurs are planning to sell Danny Rose, and are close to a new Ben Davies deal

No it's shite

I don't even get night busses in my city

not based
not based at all

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Can't speak for busses, but their rail network is an absolute joke. Totally farcical how often it's delayed and the prices are even worse

Lads would you fuck Jo Konta?

i'd fuck almost any girl without a penis at this point haha

danny needs to stay, I quite like him even if he is mentally ill

the line-up is children ffs

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Maybe

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go to /tennis/, ask for boris

Reserve teams need to be placed into the men's leagues, in the fifth tier or whatever, don't @ me

It's dreadful, including London

Inter Milan's sporting says Mauro Icardi and Radja Nainggolan "are not part of our project"

Inter confirm neither Icardi nor Naingolan will be part of the clubs future projects.

What's even the point of that?

Inter's future projects will no longer include Icardi and Nainggolan, official confirms

benefits boreham wood more really

>Barcelona asked PSG for a straight swap between Neymar and Dembele, which was refused
How deluded are the catalans

keeps the arsenal staff busy in summer
nice day out for boringham
probably some money laundry going on too

Playing in the next Star Wars

this was 4 years ago, the exact time I started liking spurs. the unique name, the badge and the constant shilling have got my attention then. spurs are america's team.
tottenhamhotspur.blogspot.com/2015/08/asia-and-usa-key-to-spurs-future-success.html

>American likes Hebrew FC

shocking

Depends on the City.

In Nottingham it's pretty good.

opinions re: ejaculating onto a potted plant?

best friends

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I didn't know about the jewish part until I wondered why they did yiddo chants after a goal. I should've known because my mother looked in my house and said my spurs flag looks vaguely like an Israeli flag

Best Fiends, actually.

canaries.co.uk/News/2019/july/best-fiends-becomes-norwich-city-club-partner/

>Norwich City are delighted to announce the confirmation of the Club’s first-ever Premier League Sleeve Partner, Seriously Digital Entertainment, creator of the award-winning worldwide hit mobile game, Best Fiends.

>family visiting
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING LADS, I'M IN CHARGE HERE

based

>and this is user's room
>seems like he's happily chatting away with his trans friends again

where's jansson going?

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*wins the PL*

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Vincent?
Janssen you mean?

For me it is Trialist and Trialist (GK). As for the Arsenal team, Hein is suppose to be a wonderkid GK when I googled him. I know none of the others bar Amaechi and John-Hules.

Pontus Jansson's reportedly leaving Leeds
Really hope it's Derby, just for the Leeds seethe

>Defensive error by England means they concede
That's the reason why we'll never ever win anything of note. Because our defence is shocking. Find some 190cm tall lasses who can run and have good positioning and tackling and we might win something.

Looks like there have been at least 10 (TEN) examples.

>caring about slagball

Guys, I'm solving a crossword and there is this question: "physical union of male and female genitalia accompanied by rhythmic movements"

What can this be? I have no idea

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But where is Vincent Janssen going?

How many letters, any other letters filled in?

Tottenham is apparently the only PL club without a sleeve sponsor

Yeah, they're not keen on people who wear logos on their sleeves

Austrian media says that Arnautovic's brother said that West Ham wanted to get rid of him in the Winter but the chinamen didn't offer enough money.
The Guardian says that Arnautovic wanted to go to China but West Ham refused
Who should I believe?

They can both be. He wanted to go to China, they wanted rid of him, but still felt the offer was under value

>ogungbo

Best friend of Ngubu

On that note Tyreece John-Jules is related to Danny John-Jules

Hey, where's Stacy?

felt like he was a pretty good player for them last season
Never understood how he can be such a diva while playing decently for a mid table team

less deluded than anybody believing that shit

>Never understood how he can be such a diva while playing decently for a mid table team
It is Arnautovic. He seems like a bit of a retard

So why have Spurs not tapped into this market for further revenue?

It all stems from the delays to the new Tottenham Hotspur Stadium .

Chairman Daniel Levy was asked about the delays to the stadium and the financial situation of the club during an annual general meeting with the Tottenham Hotspur Supporters Trust last week.

And during that meeting, Levy was asked about shirt sleeve sponsorship, with the minutes of the meeting stating: "Daniel Levy explained that any sleeve sponsorship may compromise the value of the [stadium] naming rights deal, so the naming rights would come first."

They spent 1billion on a stadium, yet ticket sales are fuck all comapred to other revenue.

You might say that having a nice stadium gives the impression to sponsors of being a "big club" but their lack of success by not investing the their team will be their ultimate downfall.

Bare in mind that Spurs have literally won less than Portsmouth in the last 20 years.

Yet in the last 4 they've gone from irrelevant to European challengers while poonited, arselel and chelshit are in disarray

Which is irrelevant if Poonited, Arselel and Chelshit actually win stuff. Which Chel'shit' did last year. Spurs have 2(TWO) League Cups(LMAO) since the PL began. When Leicester has done better, you got a major issue.

>A statistically unlikely outlier is more important than broader general trends
Bet you gamble too

>challengers

That's all Spurs will ever be. I sooner win a cup and be shit for 10 years than be a title challenger for 10 years and win nothing

Except both fans and sponsors don't give a shit if you 'put the pressure on' they care about trophies. Any trophies. If Spurs can't win trophies, they're irrelevant. But hey, spunk £150m this window and you might put the pressure on again. If even a dog shit Arsenal team can win three FA Cups in 5 years, Spurs should be winning SOMETHING.

underrated

If someone doesn't make a new thread, I will do another jewish one

do it

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stop being mean to the irish ... they're alright if you give em a chance
t. plastic

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yeah, that's fine

Actually I'm with the pole here. Brainlets must be shamed

>Inter director Beppe Marotta confirms “Icardi and Nainggolan know full well they're not part of our plans, with all due respect. “When building a project, you have to find the right profiles."

OH NO NO NO NO NO I THOUGHT ICARDI WAS GOOD

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...

>you now remember nainggolan

last for fuck anime

>chelshit are in disarray
Yet they still won Europa League and finished above Spurs.

sounds gross