OFFICIAL HE'S STAYING CELEBRATION THREAD

I know it hasn't even been announced yet, but fuck it...

KAWHI SIGNS 2 YEAR DEAL IN TORONTO!!!

WE DID IT BROS!!!

AMERICA BTFO!!!

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>not 5 years
Why even bother?

WE DID IT!!!

RAPS GUARANTEED CHAMPIONS IN 2019-20 and 2020-21

Who gets Cousins?

why are these people allowed to lie on the internet

i've already notified the cyberpolice

consequences will never be the same

holy fucking shit we did it. i think the song actually convinced him bros clyp.it/tjwjogna

whoever wants to lose the most

White bitch

Night stick

>north americans are worshipping blacks again
top lel

Nigger buck

White cuck

golden shower state still seething

Guys I'm so scared, what if he joins the Lakies?

I can't go back to watching a mediocre Rapties team

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I think it will be funny when Drake starts bandwagoning LAL in that case

large fries
chocolate shake

BIG NEWS IN 30 SECONDS

BREAKING NEWS UP NEXT

Based

the raptors is the only team suitable for kawhi. the lakers couldn't handle his canada-brand autism

SLAUSON SWAPMEET CELEBRATING HARDER THAN WHEN NIPS GOT GOT

CUUCKNUCK CHINKS AND BITCHMADE DRAKE ON SUICIDE WATCH

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JIM DANDYS AND PIONEER CHICKEN GIVING OUR FREE 2 PIECE COMBOS ALL NIGHT

HES COMING HOME LADS

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aunts and uncles

burgers seething hard

I can't wait for the asshurt from Americans when it turns out Kawhi was actually just teasing the Lakers until July 6th, when the AD trade has to officially happen. After the potential salary cap is confirmed to go down for Kawhi and they've missed a bunch of potential other free agents, he'll announce he's staying in Canada after the Lakers are guaranteed to be weaker because they held out for Kawhi. Really genius thinking when you get down to it, that's why he's the John Wick of the NBA.

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AHAHAHHAHHAHAAHA I can't believe he went to the Clippies in the end. Basically handing the title to the Milwaukee Bucks next year.

>The Toronto Crapties
OH NO NO NO NO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Better go back to watching hockey, friendo

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>I can't wait for the asshurt from Americans when it turns out Kawhi was actually just teasing the Lakers until July 6th, when the AD trade has to officially happen
well you got that part right...

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Mega cringe.
Go back to Ice Fight, bandwagon lord.

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Lol bye bye leafs. Have with kyle lowry being your star player. Toronto won't even make the playoffs next year.

lol

This is what I don't understand. What is the obsession with the West? He's not going to win a title there anytime soon, unlike the titles he would've pretty much been guaranteed the next 2 years in the East. Shit is so fucking stupid.

he doesn't care about winning anymore, he's got two rings and two finals mvp

he just wants to run out the clock now in his home LA with his family

Can't blame him for that. Lebron also said he has nothing to prove. All the superstars in the NBA stopped caring and are in retirement mode.

>Toronto

I hope a nuke drops on that Asian resettlement zone.

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>Asian resettlement zone
That's Vancouver. Toronto is closer to Indian