/cric/ket World Cup 2019

The Amir show is suspiciously missing

Reckon Pakistan will be ruing the fact that they didn't win one of the previous games they lost

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I just thought of a hilarious joke but not sure if I should share it.

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fake news
youtube.com/watch?v=n9aYrURLHh0

big brained post right here lads

If Pakistan had won all their games they would have been guaranteed to qualify for the semi finals

british summer time cucked pakistan lel

repill me on natural variation

There's hundreds of replies like this it's hilarious, ICC posts a meme and it's a grave insult to the nation and all of it's people KEK

The Amir Shitshow

love sebbo spouting memes he knows nothing about

Looks like a lot of people have travelled over from Pakistan and Bangladesh for the game. It's good to see. It's a long way!

Fine I’ll share it:

Paki took a wacki

>(Me)

sebbo is a plebbo

GONE

FUCK OFF

BOWLED HIM

Bro it is Shakib

Is that a man?

I don't get why people keep giving him attention, he's sitting in front of PC getting a little boner every time somebody types his name because he's a fucking waster

ah yes the ICC should promote a country who has to play in fucking qatar in empty stadiums

afternoon lads

how many runs do bangladesh need to be bowled out for to keep poopies out of the sf?

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oo ooo it is shakib

Amir show looms

so true

need to bring back rules 1-3

indian user cannot indentify the sex of this handsome lady becus she doesnt have a mustache

>ICC is all about big 3
NZ are in the big 3?

looker

Are you ladies done? Can we talk about cricket now?

lad she's manlier jaw than fucking cook himself

1 2 3 lads

come on pella finish this cunt

New Zealand has a population of 5 million and cricket is vaguely popular here. Pakistan has like fuckin 300 million and they are obsessed with cricket. It wouldn't make any sense for the ICC to prioritize New Zealand over them.

Will Root finish as top scorer?

lmfao stranger thangs is so stupid lol

Rohit, yes

pretty solid rule of thumb

the shitter the country the prouder the people

UAE actually

this thread has taken a turn for the grim

makes sense. people who dno't have anything to actually be proud of tend to latch onto anything they can

Shaheen looks 39 not 19

reckon I got the Aussie mad by calling out his post and now wants this thread deleted desperately
Such a petty mind

took the doggo out for a walk

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>imagine having this many tranny pics
>imagine having this many tranny pics and not even one decent one
fucking state desu

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In your opinion

Who’s the bloke who keeps spamming tranny dick

that would be me. sorry lad ill stop

That is what happens when you are an unreduced specimen.

Janny do you fucking job

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josh

This....made me think

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mind = blown

why did you respond to me in that?
I have't posted any shemale porn
How dare you Abdul
apologise

>tameme

BACK TO THE SHED CUNT

this isn't really disputed by anyone though

who here /Falkirk/?

they do bring in the most money, seems fair

pajeet paddle or
pajeet swing

which is better, i can’t decide

> periperi chicken

ded

Is the tranny poster gone

I AM A PATIENT BOY
I WAIT I WAIT I WAIT I WAIT
MY TIME IS LIKE WATER DOWN A DRAIN

Imagine being this retarded

grim

never seen a picture of England that looked nice

reckon a Rohit double century is in the cards boyos

BASED Doggo of Dorset

Anybody have predictions for the semi-finals?

think he's near Cornwall I reckon bla x

its a fake josh.

If Sharma makes another 130 runs and Stark takes another 3 wickets then this tournament would have the most wickets taken by a single bowler and the most runs made by a single batsmen records.

Josh Reynolds

Are you agree

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India vs Poopees -- India win
Aus vs Eng -- Aus win
INDIA VS AUS -- INDIA WIN

rite it's going off

a bit on the nose, but ya, these things need to be said I reckon

what's up with the prison planet cage?

so true

Cringe

India vs New Zealand is highly unlikely since I don't think that Australia will be losing to SA tomorrow. The semi finals are most likely going to be India vs England and Australia vs New Zealand.

so so so glad to live in Australia lads fuck me dead

let's see Dhoni dodge a draft with such precision

LADS
bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/48881926

think sa has something to prove
they really are not that bad of team

I don't reckon Australia will win a final against either of those sides

India's a chance, England in a flat wicket wouldn't be a contest

Only if India wins their last group game and Australia loses theirs

that's what I implied there, yes

Is that William Hague at the bottom?

You’re kidding right. Australia is in unstoppable mode right now

not mine
I have a boxer

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Situation completely changes in a knock out match though

Who is sebbo when I look it up all I get it Yea Forums threads, it's probably short for Sebastian or whatever but who is it?

Would fucking hate to live in a flaming bug infested penal colony tbqh. Give me my green and pleasant land any day of the week.

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apparently, it's a catchall for anyone posting under the us flag

He’s done the opposite with precision

How could he have made his debut 40 years ago if he wasn't even born back then? God, my countrymen are so stupid.

Ah yes of course, Australia is renowned for choking in the knockout stages. How could I forget

is that brizzle

if you have an american flag you don't know shit about cricket and would do well to keep your opinion to yourself

Reckon you’re the stupid one here, “lad”.

(yikes)

Do you have autism?

got plenty of green mate

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desh drohi

Imagine falling for my shit bait.

btfo with facts and logic

Do you have autism? Why are you talking to yourself?

GONE

GO AWAY

haha it was just bait haha

Just got banned from reddit bros, have I made it? I was shitposting in the India subreddit. It's no easy task blackpilling the turbonormies there but I tried.

What did you get banned for?

Pretending to be a retard is still being a retard, retard.

lot going on there mate

>talks about his countrymen being dumb
>types dumb shit himself
>ohohoho bait

Test (cricket)

You have to have severe autism to not realize that was bait. Howling at all of you

Aussies do it all the time, why do they get a free pass?

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Imagine being this much of a brainlet

no one expects anything of them. they're the class clown

Aussies are based, to give them their due

new to cricket. this 'lord's slope' they keep talking about, where is he?

it's their thing, Yea Forums has accepted it

Don’t think there’s been a single post about the game itt

Tell me about the Aussie. Why does he keep talking to himself?

It isn't Lord's slope, it's Lord Slope. Legendary cricketeer from the 1800s. He is buried in the outfield in front of the mound stand

Some cuck was going on about diversity being our strength and I blackpilled him on diversity being the reason India is a shithole because there's hundreds of languages and cultures and different things and we never got along with each other, then another thread some guy was crying because he got insulted for being a currycel and I told him to man the fuck up and finally I told a Paki that religion is a weapon and by relinquishing stupid things like cow worship we'll just weaken our dominance in India and get cucked like the West where commies and deeply religious muzzies and kikes run free because no one's religious anymore
pretty fun honestly, I hope I got to someone.

There's a game on right now? Sorry I don't watch a world cup match if it hasn't got England, Australia or India in it!

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Cringe but redpilled

wonder how sebbo celebrated 4th July food wise

unironically cringe but redpilled

so true

youre fighting the good fight

I made that up I don't even have an account on Reddit

The Bunk out with the Burnout Show was live with Jacob Bevis.

got em

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based

>nothing but indians and americans
off to bed I reckon

need a big brained podcast to follow lads, want to sound hip and cool at toil

Ahm...

Post your favourite (sports) conspiracy theories lads

yeah fuck off

Dhoni got caught fixing matches.

don't wake up

How can Indian posters be so based. Tell me more about yourself. Are you positng from home or an internet cafe? I always imagine you pajeets all crammed into an internet cafe

i only listen to sport and comedy podcasts, seems pretty grim sitting through gay educational podcasts just to show off at work

can someone redpill me on dawood ibrahim?

>he comes to /cric/ during a Bangladesh/Pakistan match
and what did you expect, a bastion of the anglosphere? Fucking muppet.

know your place brownie don't talk back to the white man

your regular b grade neanderthal goon, nowt more, nowt less

tl:dr
literally and unironically

is liton das related to ss das

linton das is an anagram of sad incel

The schizo aussie back at it again, having a chat with himself

no it isnt

goin to put SS das boot up ur arse if you don't shit it

>internet cafe
is that still a thing in ireland?

Pipe down or I'll get my bros and we'll shit all over your place, I'll claim it's a religious thing we do so the cops won't jail me.

bit unnecessarily aggressive

there were no ss characters in das boot mate

Having a ponder lads

penny por pour ponder pla

pondering cricket truthies over here

I like to take a walk when I need to think about stuff, a ponderous wander if you will

I have a story about him and his goons when they tried to set up shop in my state which I will post shortly

no one cares

he's on the ropes

Thinking about the humanisation of corporate entities and it’s sole purpose being to increase profits

wut, go on

dis

entirely justified

wew, didn't expect anything less tbqh

Yeah, they are mostly run by pajeets for other pajeets

You mean to tell me Apple doesn't give a shit about me being gay and just wants my pozzed monies? That can't be!

of the top 10 runscorers this tournament, only aaron finch (102) has scored at above 100 SR. 3 of the top 10 (williamson, babar azam, warner)scored at under 90

Food for thought

I have my personal shitposting station, yes. I can't stand being around my fellow bros, most of them stink so much. It was infinitely worse in school, I nearly passed out a couple of times. The memes are true.

July 1st is when the gay demographic are forgotten I’m afraid

fish fingers on the cards

worm update

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New kitchen porter from Bangladesh started yesterday and I said to him “i love the shakib show” and he just nodded and smiled. Don’t think he knows what I was on about.

great now I have a craving for a fish finger sandwich and I will have to buy some on the way back from work

>dass

Friendship ended with Amir show. Now shaheen show is my best friend

was thinking about putting them in a sandwich but idk feels kinda degenerate as a dinner, think I’ll cook a jacket potato

Afridi and Naseem shah will be lethal for Pakistan coming years

Oooooo... ooooo oooooo bro it is shakib

Bring back the threads when it was just 7 of us posting oooooo... ooooooo oooooo until it reached limit

those were the days innit bla x

>shabad

Is it shakib?

g-grim

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it is shakib bro

want Pakistan to lose this one

Lads, Westlife are playing tonight in Dublin. There is some serious talent around, proper tasty. Girls of all ages too. Just saw a bunch of 18 years old run passed me pwhor some skimpy clothes on make me hard. There's also some tasty girls in the 30s. Might talent

Basically, when some Settu(Marwari) ji tried to open a branch of a famous jewellery store in Madurai, he bribed the ruling party at that time(AIADMK, Jayalalitha). However, Madurai had an elected representative of the DMK, the opposition party. Karunanidhi’s eldest son, Alagiri was the don of the city, and his men went around and thrashed the construction site workers and prevented them from building the store since the Settu didn’t pay him as well. This led the Settu going to Jayalalitha for help which she refused and then enlisted Dawood’s help who probably was a business associate considering the business in question is notorious for smuggling. Dawood’s goons arrived and then beat up the local rowdies and then claiming this was under dawood’s protection now. Which resulted in Alagiri himself arriving at the spot with truckload of men with weapons and stuff like you’d see in South Indian action movies. They thoroughly wrecked the place, beat up Dawood’s men and the poor settu ji himself who had no choice to pay twice the money he was asked to pay in the first place.
The person who told me this was a friend and his father used to be a criminal advocate for high profile politicians in the state.

I'm ironically hoping for paki win, it'll make their seething 10x more delicious.

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my bros it is shakib

What so can you take it out on the small lads down mosque later?

Andrew Garfield Afridi biopic when?

Is it shakib bro?

Of course they'll win. Bangladesh is no competition at all.

ive seen this post before, just admit you’re sweating looking at this score and perhaps change that mask to a bangali flag

the state

I accidentally scrolled up on this thread when my dad was around and pretty sure he saw a glimpse of the tranny cock

Why does Yea Forums x keep deleted posts bros

It's a dead rubber match bruh.. who cares lmao

And to give you an idea about Alagiri, the guy in question, he has his own section dedicated in Wikileaks and is credited as being the first person to have started cash-for-votes on a large scale basis.

All this over a shop? Was it an illegal store or some shit

Zimbabwe are so grim

Jewellery businesses all have some illegal aspects to it. Besides, the Marwari Jew could have paid them off.

Lmao

How? I don't understand this wonky sport

still more meaningful than any game in a bilateral odi series

Shakibs balls on pooicide watch

I'll remember to bribe everyone if I ever start up a jewelry business thx

It is not shakib bro

come post in my thread

s-sure bro

ENGLAND

it is not shaquib bro...

is Afridi, dare I say, elite?

ancient knowledge tbqh

thinking about napoleon doing it again.

go for it, bet you'll do nothing you B*Witched bitxh

Hey, at least we won this game. I'll take the moral victory, thanks. This world cup has cemented that kiwis are in fact the bad guys

THIS

>pook vs bang at Lord's
>bachna aw haseeno playing
hmm

my theme song desu, girls cant resist this

jonathan bird on elite watch

youtu.be/JW_F8HyGS68
sleep blas, sleep zzzzzzz

for me its the shaheen show

Reckon bangladesh would like to score some runs here

>It's nz's fault that you got shit on by windies

dis unferrously x

that was try ball

it’s englel summer’s fault that let nz get away from a india loss

>Pakistan are going out becasue it rained in Bristol

Top lols

explains yanks then

uk is a prime example by this definition

How come no one had guns? Is it that hard to get good ones here?

>ather ali khan
Volume up, time to hear the seething

strawpoll.me/18275042
strawpoll.me/18275042
strawpoll.me/18275042

if you got solid income just lease a car. you’ll avoid interest charges mostly compared to financing it and if you got good credit youll get a good deal. want a nice budget car get the new acura ilx, its what i got, better than a civic imo, its just the interior that sucks

This will settle who among the fag4 is the GOAT.

Ummm..not a fan of leasing. I intend to keep the car for more than a few years

i mean a $1000 clunker isnt really gonna hold up on you so owning that isn’t really helpful. you can lease a new one for 3 years and then just start financing it after the lease term is over and own it, eventually.

couldn't hack the uncertainty of the clunker failing to start personally

amir seething

Yeah leasing is dumb unless you have plenty of disposable income

Put that $1000 toward a decent used car, maybe 10-12k

clunker is reliable af Honda

Literally WHO could have stopped us when we’re performing like this? Almost certain now that England India and New Zealand sat down and plotted to work together and kick Pakistan out because they knew no one stood a chance at beating >us and winning the WC when we’re like this

See: champions trophy 2017

that's what I am looking at, probably getting a used later model x1 or an Accord sport

this.
honestly, we could have won the australia game with these players, take out malik and hassan who did shit. probably india too.

is shaheen, dare I say it, elite?

le wallop and get out captain
Le no wickets 120kph captain

better than amir la

ancient, primordial knowledge tbqh

>Bangladesh really thought they are the second best Asian team now
My sides
Performed worse than shit lanka. Get fucked you manlets

is this a serious question?

We could play 11 sarfrazes and we'd be better than everyone else.

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Is it gay to tweak my nipples when I'm jerking off?

>1 fluke victory by West Indies means shit

yes, yes every result or event against pakistan is a fluke

what about your fluke win over Afgbros?

Beat >you, beat New Zealand, both semi finalists. So yeah, Worst Indies win was indeed a fluke.

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holy shit , what are the best figures ever? this has to be up there.

Shaheen machine

poor shoaib malik ):

>Pakis thinking that every game was fixed so they'd be eliminated in the group stage
the irony

>shoaib malik
>guard of honour

lmao, is this a 10/10 player in pakistan?

>englel will never win a world cup
feels good

Hoping zarumpf cancels your h1b's and deports you pookis tbqh

>he didn't get it

its coming home desu

>aussie cazzies/wagecucks gone to bed

how pathetic

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Yeah i got, didn’t really care for what you said though. >you will never win a world cup though and that makes me very happy inside

he's been serving for a long time, deserves respect.

>didn’t really care for what you said though
you clearly did otherwise you would have ignored it

getting skittled by the fucking windies is what ruined any chance of progression

grim thread

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Where are those smelly disgusting banglacuck manlets that kept posting OH NONONONONO everytime Pakistan was mentioned?
Guess they’re all off to sucking the pajeet microdink fucking slave colony cucks

did they fix this match too?

based

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I often think that blacks and women are incompetent, but them I simply watch Kid Rock's Woodstock 99 set and I remember they're based. Based drummer. They even play It Ain't Me.

oi josh Reynolds u here m8

based SA boomer

no

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fuck up josh

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is border laughing about graham gooch's name

the virgin seething kiwi-incel pedo richo circlejerk
the chad sebbo-spouter-josh alliance

reckon bangbros should've declared early innit

God, Imran is such a Chad here. Think he had his sights on being President back then?

these

>no incellah in the thread

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volcel only fuck prostitutes master race

A lot of people are trying to talk about "pornographic works". If you're reading this, what you are seeing here seems like some serious sexual harassment, though.

I've been on 2 sites since August 2005 when it all started. I made 2-3 million in profits on that business alone.

I've also been a host in several porn sites. My site has been banned but i've gotten back into it.

I've gone through more than 1,500 pics on my site that date back almost 7 years. I think it's hard to prove that they are even pictures of people.

I've done many of these pics myself. Some have been taken naked on some cam and then re-edited. Some have still been taken with the person who took them having them undressed.

oh no no no no no no

OH NONONONONO

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The Amir no show

Pakistan’s best player was literally a white chad not a smelly mussie KEK

how about cricket being on free to air if England hits the final lads

never thought I'd see the day (shan't either)

>implying englel beating Ind in semi

Favourite kramer scenes? For me it's the LEVELS

based curry redditor

seinfeld is Yea Forums lad, friends is réddit

thank god this is 4channel

Alright mate

Shaheen Afridi IS a mussie kek though

Pakistan have been robbed. New Zealand are shit

cringe from me

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Chadoakes

still can't believe he got away with it
they had him dead to rights

Bristol judge took one for the city

what really happened is the prosecution went first and the media reported on their hatchet job, then they didn't bother reporting on the defense

the people who he knocked on their ass were pretty much gagging for it is how he got off

can't wait till we win the world cup so then we can see the news instead report on wimbledon as the top sports story and have england winning the world cup as a mini side-story to cement cricket's irrelevance

soviet union mong doesnt understand that britain dont have a single player who could win the tennis

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the funny thing is the ashes hasnt even started yet lel

youtu.be/2vJswvqLDLo
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Can I hang out in here until Tues lads?

Gay

Just woke up lads

*be's qualified for the semis*

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What was implied here

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What was implied here

I just bought Cricket 2019 last week and started playing online. You Commonwealthfags absolutely suck at this sport. I've won my first 15 matches all against globally ranked users (with much better squads than me) handily, and I've only played baseball.

I understand it's just a video game but you retards have no strategy when it comes to the sport you invented.
>le throw as hard as we can into the wickets
>another 4/6 for me

>opponent crowds the wickets
>throw directly at the batter
>get lwb or wicket

Watching this match now is frustrating. If you guys just strategized your game plan like we Americans do with baseball, it would be much more entertaining and your players would train themselves for the right thing.

If American children started playing this game today in lieu of baseball, we'd be #1 ranked over anglos and pooskins in 2030 by a long shot

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yee haa

DR PAVEL IM PAKISTAN

Reckon Australia will throw their match tomorrow to avoid big strong New Zealand in the semis

lol

if my grandma had a pair of bollocks, she'd be my grandad

>implying the kiwis weren't throwing to avoid the aussies in the first place

love this photo
especially the aussie dont know his name

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and the two in the back who are like im not going to fuck this photo op up kek

Ya not a man till you've had a man

>especially the aussie dont know his name

a genuine smile that hides the institutional underhandedness of australian cricket

That beach you can see in that picture it's called Cuckmere...... appropriate.

Jimmy asking if he could borrow their semi finals tickets for his mates.

more like a child like grin becus he cant hide his emotions

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We can still ruin this whole thing.

>My representative for England is Irish

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hope australia gets caught in another blatant cheating scandal by its CURRENT players David Warner and Steve Smith, literally admitted cheaters

would give the sport some attention in England at least

You on a sex holiday m8?

imagine admitting to cheating in a national sport and being allowed to play in the world up within a couple of years

Yeah but they cried on TV though.
Also Atherton used to chew mints so that excuses the sandpaper.

love this seething lads
not only do >we have the best athletes, >we have the strongest minds for thinking outside the box and finding new ways to gain an advantage

I am glad England is an honest nation; and a flawlessly honest team - unlike Australia.

espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/27123682/new-zealand-kick-their-test-championship-sri-lanka

Oh good we haven't played Sri Lanka in at least 6 months now. FUCK.

>new way to gain an advantage
>literally something anyone who's ever played cricket knows about

love how England somehow remains part of the "big 3 " despite no one here giving a shit about the sport

guess it goes with being a big population country and not being poor as fuck

is it something outrageous and against the spirit of cricket or something that everybody has known about since the dawn of time? having trouble keeping up with this copeposting tbqh

>something can't be against the rules and well known
it was basic bitch ball tampering you sped

so, the four most dominant teams made the semis after all. over such a long round robin, it's inevitable that the gulf in class and talent would ultimately reflect itself on the table, which is what a world cup is supposed to do as a matter of principle. although it does take away from the excitement somewhat when you ultimately know whatever upset result (which have traditionally flipped tournaments on their heads) means very little, so underdeveloped sides such as pakistan are robbed of the opportunity to steal a spot. if I could surmise this format in a word it would be: fair.

Having another ponder

Where are all the pakis? I want to give them another tongue lashing

Real nigga hours

NZ is ranked 2nd in Odis. Pakistan is 7th. Gotta be severely retarded if anyone believes they deserve to be there instead of NZ.

for me, it's recruiting 3rd world jihadis into my team and dousing their beards in sugar soap

NZ is ranked 4th and Pakistan 6th

for me, it's a 95mph bouncer smashing into the batsman's throat, crushing the windpipe and causing a swift, but ultimately unpleasant death for the recipient

Oh yeah I was thinking of test rankings. Same logic applies. The top 4 ranked teams are in the semis, indicating a fair and just system.

inclined to agree, I think out decision to not get bowled out for 100 odd against the west indies paid due dividends - it's this kind of decision making that separates the genuine contenders from the also-rans.

for me, it's dominating world ODI cricket for 3 years to suddenly underperform at the one time it matters

The truth is, in all our nationalistic rhetoric, it really is only Indian cricket that we're playing cricket over – the cricket is in the country, while India is at its centre. To say India is a major cricket market would be a lie, because in the most part it has become a commercial base. And that's the beauty of doing something like this: cricket as it is today does not truly belong to India.

But, on reflection, having played cricket for so long, there it is: cricket is what it really is, and it's also where cricket grew up. But that growth has never come without a price. It has come by the direct impact of commercialisation. There were those who doubted cricket as a sport growing up, but the fact that I found my way here only three years later is proof that you've got no excuses in this business. India isn't just a cricket market, cricket is cricket that we play. But I don't think I'm an idiot when I see my country's history of failure on display in front of me.

The world hasn't forgotten India, but it has forgotten what cricket was about.

In England cricket is not just about winning, it is about having fun.

The World Cup is often celebrated as one of the greatest sporting events of our time, but it is also a game for fun. People get hurt or lose their heads during tournaments and players become famous. Everyone goes wild during some of the matches, which makes the cricket calendar of England a little more busy than a typical baseball calendar. Cricket players in England tend to be more competitive and have a tougher time winning big, but they also enjoy the thrill of winning a match for their country. This is why cricket has become a favourite sport in Australia, New Zealand and many other English-speaking countries - with Australia and the UK accounting for a large share of global TV viewership on terrestrial networks.

But while the sport is certainly entertaining for many, it can also have serious consequences, according to the BBC website. A series of injuries in 2009 caused many Australian players to withdraw from international matches and lead to a dip in domestic Test matches. A study by the World Bank, which looked at the outcomes of the 2007 Ashes series in England, found that the number of games missed due to injury doubled from 27 to 48, with many of these lost to players who had never played a Test match before.

This trend has become so alarming that England's chief medical consultant, Dr Richard Smith, said last month that he was working to see if cricket could be made to play more matches without injury to players.

for me, it's focusing on the least important version of cricket to the detriment of all others

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Is zachy in Romania ?

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for me it's to keep moving the ball quickly. If you're at the front of the line you get caught out by players running off the ball. If you stop and react for a bit you can get away with a bit.

honestly wish zachy would come visit, need someone english to do some work in the nets with me, the pakis are too good

fuck we lost again

hey /cr*c/, you're shit

Honestly feel dead inside lads. Why can't /cric/ have one decent get? And it's even worse that everyone doesn't have time for one.

This is our Yea Forums IRC channel. Make us feel better. (and why aren't we making enough to cover expenses?)

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Just woke up

The day after the big tournament, I just started using Reddit. I have nothing to say, but I am having such fun. I don't remember having used Reddit before, but it's a social network. There is always something here to learn and learn from and we all seem to have a bit of "friends" here who can help with things like getting a new device or playing Pokemon that are outside of the console/game console realm. I think it really makes this group of fellow Pokemon Goers so nice to be around.

It was a blast! My partner loves getting involved, but it's so damn refreshing to see the players involved. I learned a lot during this game, from seeing how I'd grown so much better playing the beta game, to talking about the different parts and the different Pokemon on this server. I'm so inspired just how much more we've all become as players of the game and the passion these guys bring to things. When I think Pokemon Go, I think of how it made the entire city of Amsterdam into a single place. How it created excitement as the people on that night began to get on trains, bus, bikes, and ride with the rest of the city.

stay the hell out of /hoc/ you ugly retard NIGGER

Just woke up

-ting on /hoc/

>every team trying their hardest and showing their hand
>nz calmly making it to the semis with bare minimum effort

you lads are FUCKED

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When it looked like we might go out you lot were even chirpier than the Cunts.
Your time will come soon.

The fabled overweening New Zealand

this is NOT a new phenomenon, these facts are the same on ALL the sites, whether they talk to your average cricket fan, a social media celebrity, a conspiracy theorist, or a guy with an axe to grind

this is NOT A 'progressive' trend; these facts are a NEW REVISIONIST 'truth' which HAS BEEN IN EFFECT UNTIL NOW, for almost TWO DECADES.

this is a DEMOLISHMENT of the truth; and it isn't a PROPOSAL, it's just what we KNOW

you DO NOT need a special set of stats and theories to know that this IS an outrage that needs addressing

there is NO such thing as "perfected" sport

you CANNOT argue against the FIFA World

let us ALL rise together NOW

i will NOT respond or reply to anything you write or do here

you will NOT post about this on facebook or any facebook account as you will be banned

the reason that you are going through this is because you do NOT accept what happened here, you have NO DIFFERENCE with ANYONE

it is YOUR responsibility to protect yourself, your family, your job

YOU will be made to pay the costs associated with bringing THIS TO THIS BOARD

I look forward to your furious reply, which I will NOT be reading

kek

KEK

K E K

i like a drink

*be’s thinking about the cricket*

hashish amla in doubt lads

/hoc/ is making fun of us again

obsessed and seething

*dabs on /cric/*

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>personally identifying with a general
>giving a shit what another general says or does
grim

Who gives a fuck about this contrived rivalry?

using AI to generate mattpost sentences lads

/hoc/ isn't even /hoc/, it's just a few guys left over hanging out talking to each other each day even though it's off season. if you check out their thread ever it's cute in a sad kinda way, there's also an awkward atmosphere, so them posting here is just kinda a thing that brings them together and gives them something to do

sympathise with this post

when jerry gets a lock on the door

Based me shitposting in /hoc/ years ago and they're still seething about it

thoughts?

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Halooo

jajajajaaj VARsinson

gib

*farts*

hype

Brain wave: If any of the semifinalists win 2 games in a row, they win the World Cup

>pakistan out
shan’t be posting here anymore. was fun lads, see you next world cup

>two comfy games before the break and semi finals start

lads

wrong, Australia and India both have 3 games left to play

lgtss
>pakistan
can barely see you over there from our semis spot

>most hype matches of the tournament last less than a week

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India and New Zealand lose

*be’s browsing Coles catalogue*

Oh great, yet another international semi final for us to choke in.

You can do better than a mutt, as an Aussie. Don't all of you look like Hemsworth?

no, but the expectations of the women aren't too far from that

Not going to try

can we get a ban on all flags not in the semis? thanks jannies

made an absolute cracker of a mushroom soup lads

roy & hg suggest making shaun marsh australia's runner to scare the other team
thoughts?

Shall be investing in test cricket

Based. I need my test cricket fix.

for me its the test championship

Off to Coles lads. Need anything?

Patrician taste

not gonna happen in our lilfetime

a pack of profiteroles from the bakery thanks lad

nobody will care about test cricket in 50 years

so true

Me when I'm 68

NZ vs England is the whitest possible final

Heading down to Aldi, lads. You want anything?

off to the footy lads

heave ho etc

you going to IGA and supporting local businesses and local farmers and not German companies that exploit economies of scale and put Australians out of business mate

shooting round to pak n save you want anything?

whittackers coconut slice thanks mate

yikes cant stand coconut slice tb h

embarrassing confession

coconut slice is a kiwi cricket shot

Tassal smoked salmon desu

just hit a delicate cut through the slips lads

Comfy night of cricket on the cards

don't know that choccy lad.

Not a choccy lad. I’m having it for din dins :D

>try do dry july to combat my functional alcoholism
>hanging to drink half a slab shit posting while watching the cric after only a week
Tough times.

KEK I am behind YOU every step of the way. I can see every single post YOU make. YOU have a fucking life to live. I can see it in YOUR eyes every fucking day because I am there by your side, every single day. I can also smell it in every fucking breath YOU take because I am here by YOUR side, no matter what.

and that's when YOU will lose.

YOU are wrong, YOU are a dumbass, YOU are a worthless fucking piece-of-shit shithole in shawarma, as are literally ALL others in this thread

this is the ONLY way YOU will survive this shitstorm. your pathetic, retarded self has given this thread a terrible name and its true purpose has been revealed already. YOU can no longer go on like this, because people will begin to read your pathetic little shit of a shitpost.

I will use all means necessary to keep this shit thread rolling for as long as I can. YOU will react because you KNOW that's what YOU're doing, because you WANT me to! And by the way, you KNOW that you get some sort of reward from ME for your responses, so stop whining.

Your only argument is your own mental weakness. This is exactly what you are attempting to use for self preservation - to further perpetuate THE TRUTH on this thread.

You had to make it on your own accord, you pathetic little cunt. So you took control of your own self image because I had the strength to make you feel as shitty as YOU did on /tg/.

It has zero relevance to you whatsoever - you ARE irrelevant at this juncture. you have no power and therefore cannot control the outcome of this shitposting saga which is completely YOUR fault!! YOU ARE SEXIST, SHITLESS DOOKA !

I look forward to your furious reply, which I will NOT be reading

kek

KEK

K E K

What should I make for dinner?

Lunch

zinger box lad

just watched a video on putting together a watch lads, thinking of trying it myself ETA 6497 movement clones are pretty goddamn cheap

pop down to the pub for a parmi and pint

Actually been a while since I had a bowel cleanse. Might go that.

based

a feast of kfc makes me drowsy lads
if i had it now, i would struggle to last until the aussie match

Stop having sex

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thanks for not posting paki

>abc discouraging degeneracy
wat

Stop dilating

>phone is just a glorified MP3 player
>zero sex
>mental health is still shit

lol I'm on phone all the time and get zero sex haha

Might go grab my phone lads, I'd quite like to have a few more sexual partners

Under the bridge the the greatest piece of poetry in the last 50 years

>tinder, bumble, hinge, happn, instagram etc are all phone based
HOLY SHIT THEY CRACKED THE CASE

Isn't getting out of your group considered an improvement?

marcus harris or tom latham?

Latham in the 7th by TKO, got a slight reach advantage.

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so true

knew it was zachy without even reading the filename

and that's an old pic anyway
you should see him now

has captcha gotten extra shit lately for anybody else?
i usually refresh it until the button says "verify" but c few times recently, it doesn't give a legitimate captcha for around a dozen refreshes and then temporarily blocks you

I

DONT

Only refresh it if you have to skip more than once.

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based me ;)

NOO

No
I would never redditspace

I LOVE

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based zachy
had any good grub back home yet?