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>/f1/-patreon for what? buying Morecambe-FC-season-tickets? or buying olivia-knickers?
although...
Aiden Russell
2 well known tax evaders
Asher James
I can go out on sunday. Maybe I can get an autograph f4om Sophia or David. If there wouldn't be W series this weekend, I guess Vivien would be also at the track
>You can improove 2 of 4 F1 technologies, Engine, Aero, Chassis and Reliability. What's your choice if you want to win WDC and WCC?
John Russell
Give me another couple of months for the Red Bull money to dry up and I'll get you a good deal on Olivia-knickers
Julian Ramirez
Give Sophia a hug and a chaste kiss on the cheek for us.
Gavin Moore
Right now, races are won mostly by engine and reliabilty (or rather, the capacity to run higher settings without negatively impacting your reliability). It's how Mercedes does it (apart from the obvious help from FIA).
Engine and Aero above everything. Fuck reliability I'll start from the back of the grid every third race if it means I win the other two. Not like you can't pretty easily climb from the back into the points by the end of the race on most tracks. See Verstappen in USA last year, 18th to 2nd. Or Hamilton in Germany, last to first. Reliability is a meme. Chassis isn't that different from aero but I'd more readily skip on that and lack a bit of stability and low speed grip than have a chronically draggy or low downforce car.
With the way the cars are designed these days "Fuck reliability" is more akin to "I'm taking grid penalties" than it is to "The car is going to explode every other race"
Levi James
>Sophia, how sexy can you be as a racer?
>At least as sexy as the male racers, right? I have my limits. But I still think it's nice to show myself off. >It is important that I present myself on Social media as more than just a fashion girl, because then the sporting side goes down. The mix does it. >And there are male racers who also do some fashion shoots. >I think Lewis Hamilton's approach is good and I like to look at him a lot. He shows pictures away from the racetrack in cool outfits - and still delivers on the track.
>Fuck reliability I'll start from the back of the grid every third race if it means I win the other two. If reliabilty (or lack thereof) only mattered in qualifying and over long stretches of time, you'd have a point. But if your reliability is shit, it's not about starting one in three races from the back, it's about not even finishing every third race.
>TEAM MANAGERS CAR 10 REPORT TO RACE CONTROL IMMEDIATELY
Someone has been a naughty boy.
Julian Wood
I mean the teams can pretty well tell when their car is going to break most of the time. Obviously you don't want to risk having your suspension do a Toro Rosso in practice at Silverstone last year, but if you design things to shorter lifespans so that you can squeeze more performance out of them before replacement, you can get some good results. It's not so much "the car's going to break every third race" as it is "the car would break on the 4th race but we're going to replace most of it before that"
Zachary Parker
>cool outfits He dresses like a child who's been allowed to pick his own clothes for the first time.
Sebastian Myers
>It's not so much "the car's going to break every third race" as it is "the car would break on the 4th race but we're going to replace most of it before that" Well, poor reliability would entail both of that. Including some erratic and unpredictable issues.
Levi Young
Yeah and she is German.
They have no fashion sense.
Isaiah Evans
Sure, but I'd take the risk over being a perma-4th Renault
Jack Miller
You don't need fashion sense to see that Hamilton looks (and behaves) like a clown.
You'd think he'd at least post topless pictures of his fiance so we wouldn't think he was such a cunt, right?
Chase Mitchell
Agent Ocon at Goodwood
Henry Torres
Think she caught me looking down her top the other day because she covered herself up but immediately put the top back to the revealing position. Shit was so cash.
Adrian Mitchell
we really must see what this mommytits looks like one day, paddy
>we all thought that of hanna til 24 hours ago W-what happened?
Charles Sanders
>But W Series can opt to enter them in race events at its discretion and are constantly evaluated about the possibility of replacing full race drivers.
God I do not want to be int he room when a driver gets dropped to the reserves.
Gabriel Ortiz
waglad broke his own lap record
Parker Robinson
>luv carrie, simple as
Caleb Barnes
m8...how....how have you missed what has gone on?
Here have Hanna's actual dildo confirming her as the size queen that she is.
We all thought Hanna was innocent if a little playful Suddenly Hanna is defending herself from a fellow female racer who is saying she did 'something' I do what I usually do quite often which is google for "Driver Name" + "Sex". Links me to a reddit post of Hanna in lingerie. Profit! Curious if there was more of the shoot so start searching around. Find another picture. Do a reverse image search on that. Find out that for the past 5 years one of apparently Hanna's close friends has been dumping pictures of her on a cum tribute website and encouraging people to splatter her. This 'friend' even went through her underwear and found her dildo. Turns out she is in fact a bit of minx. She did quite a lot of lingerie shoots but got as much as she could off the internet a few years ago and has been trying to keep it all quiet. Until today. Now the fellow female racer is saying that has been sending nudes to sponsors and harassing her for years. Hanna defended herself but then after I DM'd her about the friend going through her underwear she deleted all her defending and didn't respond to me.
Prevailing thought now is that she was in on the cum tribute site because she loves it.
Watch out there is some pretty dodgy shit elsewhere on the site. Just stick to that thread and tell any officers that it was all in the name of research.
>Now the fellow female racer is saying that has been sending nudes to sponsors and harassing her for years. what? she sent pics to sponsors and harassed other drivers?
But not quick enough. The gap is growin, she won't be able to claw back this 12 secs
Isaac Adams
Went off in the last sector. Now down to 3rd.
David Sullivan
Carrie lost 3rd place
Levi Myers
Fuck shakedown and fuck being start. 1 minute intervals with broken photocells, only have 8 seconds to give start. One has to operate "new" machinery that don't work well, one has to write the times for the cars and us, and I had to operate both old machinery, stop the cars and deal with their sheets. Didn't even have time to breathe, literally too with all the dust.
Well that was a fun race. Guessing she will be lapped now.
Joseph Stewart
Try to take a photo with Fittipaldi
Jacob Jones
She also has been seething quite a bit when she didn't made the cut >I was the fastest of them all in the driving >I was not chosen because REASONS I CAN'T DISCLOSE Now the thing is, FREC and WSeries use the same car, so if really she was the fastest driver in it things are worrying
>this imagine having Alonso for publicity alone and marketing of red bull in ameriga
Chase Ward
nothing is as weird as early 2000's gigi d'agostini era euro fashion
Dominic Wright
He has no contractual obligations preventing him from running whatever he wants for whoever wants to hire him.
Will almost certainly return to Indy with a top Indycar team.
Same applies to any other one offs he is interested in.
Liam Wilson
death to carrie.
Michael White
I'm worried Mattia already made the call
Doubt he had them anyway, if there were it probably was forcing him to run for them in series they were present and I don't see McLel running Indy without Alonso
>"Max broke the rules, but got away with it" >"I don't like drivers pushing each other off the track"
BASED
Austin Long
>ywn finger hanna on the beach while she's trying to read a book and sunbathe >swn give you this look on her flushed and sweaty face as she puts the book down and reaches her hand down your pants
Cooper Roberts
That's a typical "yandere" face. Don't ever let someone like that near your genitals.
Makes you wonder why they bother taking 20-21 cars & drivers to each track, preparing and practicing them only to not race 3 of them for whatever reason.
Ryder Reyes
Spares for when the main drivers crash. The reserves just keep the extra cars ready and only needing a wrap swap.
Lincoln Nguyen
Guys you hurt Dan's feelings and now he is all sad. I give it less than a year before they break up.
>Not many can say at the age of 19 we were able to reach our dream, with dans having been able to drive an f1 car. The small part I have joined along in this journey has had its ups and downs, and it’s devastating for it to momentarily come to an end. Having only 3 races to show your talent, 2 of which not being able to even have a qualifying lap, despite topping free practices is devastating. Just because your partnership with red bull has come to an end, that is yet to say the achievements during your career so far ceased to exist.
>There will be the constant thought of what if. What if you were given one more round to prove yourself in super formula? What if there wasn’t a red flag during qualifying allowing you to put in a lap? What if there were the funding for f2? What if you had the licence points last year to be in f1? However, motorsport doesn’t always go your way, with politics and money being a too prevalent factor and not talent.
>Although many see Dan as a helmet in a race car, inside is a person with feelings and passion for racing. So all you keyboard warriors hating on Dan because of his past mistakes, need to start focusing on your own lives. Perhaps consider the things you too could achieve if you stopped hiding and hating behind a screen, acting like you’ve never done wrong. Some of you need to re-evaluate your negative comments and the effect they can cause. Most likely you’re the same kind of people that preach about mental health, unaware you’re contributing to the problem. >In the meantime, while some of you are too focussed on someone else’s life, Dan will be finding his happy place again, trying to find his passion and love for motorsport, which is when he performs best.
>From being tipped to be in f1, but it now seeming further away than ever, it’s not the end. The past cannot be changed, and everything may well happen for a reason. If all mistakes had never happened, Dan wouldn’t be the annoying, arrogant, but loving, caring, talented and generous little shit that I have fallen in love with today. I love you Dan, never give up x
Kayden Foster
amd amx
Liam Morales
comment asking if she needs to sell more panties to fund a paydriver seat for dan
Bentley Cox
KWAB
Easton Ramirez
This seems so arbitrary, they had a full grid the last two races, why drop two drivers? I don't really care cuz it's >W series but it's still retarded
That guy is so autistic its unbelievable he literally comments on every w series post
Luke Torres
>After mostly laying in bed for nearly 2 months I do wonder: What (or whom) did she lay in bed?
Thomas Collins
They were actual only 1 car extra in the last two races.
Vivien was officially replacing Kimiläinen in Zolder while Bovy was given the start as it was her home race. Bovy suffered an immediate engine failure in Zolder though so they let her race in Misano while Vivien was still covering for Kimiläinen.
The series is only meant to have an 18 car grid. Still stupid though.
Kayden White
I just looked at his face and drew that conclusion. Not even read the other tweets yet.
Owen Perry
>Bovy suffered an immediate engine failure in Zolder though "suffered" She was just too stupid to do a standing start and revved the engine until it blew up
She’s fucking seething that her meal ticket is vanishing before her eyes.
Cameron Gray
I really don't get this "Hater get a life etc etc" I mean, it really takes what? 2 minutes to put a snarky comment on an IG pic? There's pleanty of time left in the day
Hunter Cruz
>many see Dan as a helmet in a race car Wait ... what? Does she believe that?
He has a shitty Race engineer. That doesn't help. Meanehile Grojean uses his same original Japanese engineer from Renault and brings him to each season.
Reminder that je fucked over Collard. twitter.com/rickycollard/status/1064537398116302848?lang=en >His “mistake” cost me a championship I couldn’t afford to race in Europe and that championship would have meant a lot to my career. I can’t go smashing into people it’s a shame money buys more and more opportunities. I never got mine because of a mistake made by a spoilt kid.....
Dominic Cox
>Well, who's that one who crashed my car? I swear it was that goblin kid with boobs on the Volkswagen team. Ridiculous.
Luis Turner
No, because I want to see Dan get desperate and make Olivia go the Hanna route to get sponsors.
That awkward silence as he sits on the bed and watches her pick out lingerie & do her makeup. His words of protest catching in his throat and his heart skipping a beat when they hear the doorbell ring. Her slipping on her long heels and quickly grabbing the condoms from the nightstand. The lack of eye contact or words as she kisses him on the cheek and slips out of the door into the waiting car. The long night of his imagination eating away at him with the humiliation of him being turned on by it all. The utter look of shame as she walks in, her makeup slightly smeared, her dress askew and all she gives him is a nod that it went well.
I'm definitely not comfortable with Ted acting out the fanfics I write...
Levi Murphy
Kek
Nicholas Jackson
This was more hilarious than described >I'm definitely not comfortable with Ted acting out the fanfics I write... I don't think Ted actually has any sexual mind at all let alone extra perv ones
Thomas Davis
Gimi.
Robert Gutierrez
dude just push the loud pedal harder if you want more superlicence points lmao
desu I'm looking forward to the w series reverse grid race, will be an absolute clusterfuck
Brayden Adams
But by that point the seed is planted and they move onto the next sponsor. He'll be pressuring her into telling him about what happens. And before you know it she is recording bits for him on her phone. And by that point the sponsors almost become an after thought.
She says she has found the perfect guy. Big dick with some good money and he gets all excited. He loves to dress his little doll up and this time the person has requested a particularly slutty outfit. He watches her slip into the Ferrari waiting outside and gets impatient waiting for a text from her. Instead a video call comes through and he is greeted to Olivia sucking this guy off with vigour. He immediately starts wanking as the sloppy noises fill the room, Olivia gagging on the size. Just when he is at his peak he hears the telltale grunt as whoever it is blasts down his GF's throat. The camera turns around to reveal none other than Mick Schumacher with Sophia Florsch over his shoulder giggling. "Hope you enjoyed the show Dan. We'll send her back nice and used, ja?" Sophia can barely say with a straight face. The call ends with Dan sitting there shocked as cum dribbles out of his tiny prick. He starts going again.
I really need to stop going on those threads on /gif/.
Is this the guy that had the meltdown on Twitter a while back?
Charles Lewis
based and boobpilled
Luke Ortiz
Finland and Australia do. She finna grow some eyebrows desu.
Josiah Campbell
yes
Jaxson Sanders
She is attractive because she is a tiny little hobbit and I want to pick her up and put her places.
Jeremiah Gonzalez
>ywn put her helmet on the top shelf 30 minutes before the race while she strops and angrily jumps up and down trying to make you give it back
Sebastian Cruz
>Just pop her in the airing cupboard for a few minutes >Play the Robocop theme at max volume >Let her out without saying a word >You've left her a bowl of popcorn (salted) on the floor
She made her account public so people can read it. Follow the account now because I guarantee she'll put it back to private later. instagram.com/olivia.kilby/
>Business idea: Find out who Ruth's boyfriend is, and harass him
>Germanbros what does "Mo hiebens"/"Hiebens mo" mean Sounds like some some retarded dialect version of "wir haben's" ("we've got it"). Doesn't make much sense in the context, but nothing does.
Robert Foster
I'm not saying Carrie is fat but she could afford to cut down on the wiener schnitzels
You now realise that Dickbum was likely scheduled to drive a Red Bull F1 car at Goodwood, and is instead watching it on Youtube while getting increasingly distraught.
So are drivers CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED to take a giant shit before they have to drive? Given that teams are always attempting to decrease weight, I imagine a two-pound toilet clogger would make the difference between P2 and Pole.
Does anyone know? Is there someone on the team who has to check in on the driver to make sure they shit? What about for pissing? [spoiler]Has a driver ever pissed and/or shit themselves during a race?[/spoiler]
dickbum will announce his retirement from racing before the end of the year and it will have absolutely nothing to do with being dropped ny RB or his attitude.
Josiah Torres
>Super2 >all 3 Eggleston cars crash at turn 1 lap 1 topkeke
He just keeps rising. Vettel wouldn't be able to match him in the same car due to his inferior mental state.
Jacob Diaz
Does liv suffer from some form of fetal alcohol syndrome or mild retardation? Or is this just your average slag's intelligence.
Charles James
I think the former is the cause of the latter.
Blake Martinez
>Or is this just your average slag's intelligence. *ding ding ding*
David Long
You just know had Dan made it he would have dumped her.
>Olivia the girl from Bath who makes shell earrings or Veronika the Monaco model who can suck 5 golf balls through a straw
Gavin Morris
Bath > (((Monaco)))
Parker Peterson
I've got the feeling Olivia must just be a displeasing person to be around, I mean Tabi is as dumb as a rock but she would grant a good laugh hanging out, even Bonnie should be just average. But Liv I'd want to tell her to shut the fuck up everytime she opens her mouth
Evan Cook
This is how English people talk.
Dominic Reyes
what do Mr. and Mrs. Ticktum think of their son's choice of girlfriend?
Brandon Russell
>no Aussie Racing Cars on this round :(((( >Google to check when their next event is >(it's at the next Supercars round in 3 weeks at the paperclip) >stumble upon this video in the process
Shame that Vivien spun. She was looking good for the weekend.
Connor Mitchell
Still a bigger grid than Asian F3 Winter series.
Henry Mitchell
>Brand new series >Rookies
They are all fucking rookies
Alexander Thomas
2 seconds off Euro F3 pace last year While FREC is atm 5 seconds off Euro F3 pace of last year
Considering that Norisring is a much shorter circuit than Hungaroring I think that the difference between W series top runners and FREC is not that much
If he'd dumped her, he may have made it. He's obviously a cunt but she's toxic too.
Logan Fisher
Tabi would be the one bird sitting with the lads at the pub not realising that she was the butt of the jokes, and thinking she was popular because a different one shagged her in the loos each week. Bless her busty heart though.
Tyler Martinez
Waglad explain this Robocop fetish? Fucking great theme it is though.
Ethan Carter
No idea, not me.
Matthew Harris
A mate had a housemate that was great for that. You didn't really wanna go there, but you knew if you were hard up it wasn't difficult and she put in a lot of effort.
David Fisher
>TEAM MANAGERS CAR 41 REPORT TO RACE CONTROL AFTER THE SESSION
Guzman has been a naughty lad
Cameron Murphy
Are FREC and WS using the same cars?
Landon Hall
>Sophia 3rd and pitting with a few laps to go.
Ballsy.
Yes but the W-Series cars are all set up by Hitech with a skeleton crew for each car.
Ethan Lopez
Pretty good Q for Fraulein Floersch
Oliver Morris
We had one in our first year uni flat. The one bloke in the house that didn't fuck her was the one that actually wanted to. Couple of us put her on the spit as well. Great memories.
Have to wait to see where she qualified for Q3 but it should be pretty high
Lucas Martin
is this the first step towards problem glasses?
Jose Baker
I think she qualified 5th for Race 3.
Anthony Allen
Anyone playing F1 2019? Know any good leagues?
Austin Foster
Maybe we should start our own league
Jack Butler
Would be nice if theres enough interest /ovg/ doesnt seem that interested
Jose Clark
Well what I've learned is that it's best just to start something and see if people show up rather than waiting on them to confirm whether you're gonna do it or not. If it's a flop any nobody shows, fine, cancel after that, but the best way to gain interest is to say "We're going to have a league and it's going to be at this time you can sign up here if you like"
Matthew Green
Hell, I can set up a league. We can put the invite code in the OP like with the Fantasy leagues, and shill it on /ovg/ too. It looks like we can do AI substitutions too so people can sign up, take a car, and have an AI cover for them if they don't show, and we can fill the rest of the grid with AI. Lemme make a poll real quick to get some ideas on how we want to organize it.
Ok here we go, go ahead and fill this thing out. Sorry that it's on Google but it's too much of a pain in the ass to do seventeen strawpolls. I'm not collecting emails tho so don't worry too much.
Shame, she could have easily held 4th if she hadn't got pushed off at the start.
Zachary Bell
orally
Charles Fisher
Oh and aussie bro you'll love this, trash bird story, as I cringe to death. First gen iPhone (2G model); was synced to the home desktop where all my music was before I went to uni.
Every weekend I went home, my self taken phone filth was getting backed up via shitty windows iTunes, due to me running unix and windows and not being as samrt as I thought I was.
You haven't lived until your mum has had a few wines at a 21st and mentions you and your best mate nude with someone that definitely isn't either of your two girlfriends whom are definitely within earshot.
Damn Carrie was commentating a race and I missed it.
You have a lot more self control than I do.
Chase Robinson
Hahaha what could go wrong
Ian Gray
Wait why is Matsushita in this race?
Eli Williams
don't fuck his missus the night before the wedding
Oliver Collins
Commentators speculated he hasn't raced at Hungaroring since it was resurfaced (bc he was racing in Super Formula), so he's learning the track before F2 comes here next month
Robert Morris
For fun.
Zachary Price
Oh that's smart. Good on him.
Sebastian Watson
>bushes growing through stands at the back of the circuit
Sebastian Lewis
There is not even F1 race this weekend what are you incels sperging about in this thread
Jack Fisher
Man Hungaroring is one of the tracks that could 100% be dropped from the calendar with next to no complaint. Easy top 5 worst F1 circuits.
Brody Sullivan
Even the official Formula mEme channel knows their sport is a joke.
Liam Richardson
We already swapped missus in our early twenties mate. Massively good fun, but that's a longer story for us than them.
Well, my mum had a stroke, and isn't in great shape. So yea.
Colton Edwards
The old F3 chassis is so much better.
Ian Watson
>inb4 it rains or something and it becomes a top 5 race of the season
Some. He also follows pretty much all the race queens and some good gravure girls he has met.
Christopher Ortiz
Did we have an alternate stream for the W Series?
Jack Wood
if that's sato's gf then man, this guy is fucking based
Ayden Anderson
Leave it to Mercedes to bring a V6 Hybrid car to goodwood when they have plenty of non shit era cars to choose from.
Lincoln Hernandez
hello where is the formula womyn stream
Julian Myers
I’m gonna be honest, “Womyn/Wombyn” is the dumbest shit. Genuinely. The ideal behind is it inherently disingenuous and needlessly violent, but the word itself is just so fucking stupid on it’s own. The amount of hatred and delusion you have to be under to say that with seriousness?? Unfathomable. Like, it just sounds moronic. It genuinely sounds so stupid. I get that Terf’s are just fucking bonkers anyway but Jesus Christ they’re really gonna pretend that’s a checkmate move?? That it’s so clever when it sounds like a rudimentary attempt at making the word woman sound like it’s a YA dystopian novel protagonist? Really???
Leo Hall
They're worried it'll smash into the crowd and kill 84 people >inb4 too soon
Because Gimi is the >last Ferrari winner >last Ferrari Champion >only driver to have won in the V10, V8 and V6 era. The last great driver of this sport. After he retires, F1 can kill itself as far as I am concerned.
