/trans/ - Believing literally anything edition

>Arsenal need to shore up their defence if they are to stand a chance of qualifying for the Champions League next season, so naturally they have been linked with Marcelo, the Real Madrid left back. Now 31, Arsenal could yet fall foul of handing a mammoth contract to the Brazilian, who has a very particular set of attacking skills, skills he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make it a nightmare for people like Laurent Koscielny, who could be tearing his hair out at the 31-year-old’s forward forays. What’s more, Marcelo is very good mates with Mesut Özil from the German international’s time in Madrid, with the left-back even including Özil in his all-time XI of players he has played with. High praise indeed.

Some better news for the Gunners: they are set to receive around £4m due if Ismael Bennacer’s transfer from Empoli to Milan goes ahead due to a sell-on clause. Milan are closing on a £14m deal for the midfielder who spent 2015-17 warming a youth team bench in north London. Arsenal have reportedly decided against their buy-back option.

>The Gonzalo Higuaín show will go on! After new Juventus manager Maurizio Sarri turned down the chance to work with the Argentinian striker for yet another season, Higuaín’s brother/Mr 15% emailed every sporting director in Europe, and has finally got a reply! It’s from Roma, who think he can help fire them back into the Champions League.

West Ham fans, look away now. Not only are your club resigned to losing Marko Arnautovic to China, but one of your top transfer targets – Celta Vigo’s Maxi Gómez – is also reportedly off to Valencia in a flamboyant cash + Santi Mina deal. Jorge Sáenz, a central defender recently recruited by Valencia from Tenerife, will also join on loan as part of the deal. Salomón Rondón looks a much more likely alternative for the Hammers – the West Brom man will command a fee of around £15m, despite having just one year left on his contract.

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>gf to user imminent

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>Some people at Sky have noticed that Ralf Fahrmann’s wife has started to follow Norwich on Instagram, and also noted that the Schalke goalkeeper “is close friends with Norwich assistant Christopher John, after the pair founded a clothing company together a few years ago” so, in a blow to Tim Krul, Fahrmann to Norwich is something increasingly like a goer. Dynamo Dresden’s Markus Schubert, a promising German keeper linked with Arsenal, has been lined up to replace Fahrmann in Gelsenkirchen.

Aston Villa have also been making waves in the market, dropping £55m so far on six different players, including £14m on Matt Targett (!). Ha! In slightly better news for those in mauve, Villa have identified Trézéguet (the Egyptian winger, not the 41-year-old French-Argentinian striker) as their next big coup. Currently at the Africa Cup of Nations alongside Mo Salah and Villa’s Ahmed Elmohamady, Trézéguet has allegedly told his club, Kasimpasa, that he wants to go. That’s your lot!

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i love trans lads

>Gets 100M + for Morata and Fat Diego

UNBELIEVABLE. The warchest next season is going to be huge.

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Atletico Madrid president Enrique Cerezo has warned Barcelona there will be 'consequences' if they are found to have signed a pre-contract agreement with Antoine Griezmann last March while his release clause was £73m higher than it is now.

>West Ham still working to convince Celta Vigo striker Maxi Gomez to join the club, according to Sky sources.

Chelsea winger Charly Musonda has joined Vitesse for a second season-long loan.

>Manchester United have announced that Andreas Pereira has signed a new contract, which will keep him at the club until June 2023, with the option to extend for a further year.

Wolves midfielder Ruben Neves is wanted by AC Milan, according to Sport Mediaset.

>Manchester United defender Axel Tuanzebe has signed a new contract through to June 2022.

Roma have are getting ready to make a first bid for Juventus forward Gonzalo Higuain, according to CalcioMercarto.

>Arsenal are in talks with Real Madrid over a potential deal for Lucas Vazquez, AS reports.

Bournemouth are reportedly not giving up on a deal for Fiorentina goalkeeper Bartlomiej Dragowski.

>Roma will reportedly rival Arsenal for Yacine Brahimi if Stephan El Shaarawy moves to China.

West Ham United forward Marko Arnautovic will not be returning to Inter as he is close to a move to China.

>Real Betis goalkeeper Pau Lopez will undergo a medical on Monday ahead of his proposed transfer to Roma.

Barcelona are reportedly ready to pounce for Matthijs de Ligt as it is claimed Ajax are ‘upset’ with Juventus over their conduct.

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Also the parachute payments from being relegated. Should be a lot to spend!

Anyone want to play FIFA online? My Xbox gamer tag is STEVENF

>Milan look to have missed out on Dani Ceballos as the Real Madrid midfielder is reportedly close to Tottenham Hotspur.

Antonio Conte reportedly wants to reunite with Barcelona midfielder Arturo Vidal at Inter – but they have to be quick.

>Philippe Coutinho will not be leaving FC Barcelona this summer, his agent has confirmed.

Cagliari reportedly want to offer Inter target Nicolo Barella a new contract with a €50m release clause.

>Arsenal are preparing a bid for Real Madrid midfielder Lucas Vazquez, according to reports in Diario AS.

FC Twente have announced that Fiorentina winger Rafik Zekhnini will spend another season on loan at the club.

>Sergio Reguilon is set to complete a season-long loan to Sevilla in the next 24 hours.

@cfbayern on Ousmane Dembélé: “We think he is staying at Barcelona but if things change, Bayern Munich is one of his first options. PSG are also interested.

>Zenit St. Petersburg have completed the signing of Hamburg defender Douglas Santos on a five-year contract

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The Virgin loner Xbox player Vs the Chad social PS4 player

>Turns the car into the drive-in lane
>Drives slowly up to the speech box to order from the drive-in
>”hello this is the transfer office, can I take your order please?”
>Hello, yes. One De Ligt, one Pogba, one Rabiot, one Ramsay, one Sarri, one Zaniolo and an Icardi to go please

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Ever Banega and Eduardo Salvio are transfer targets for Boca Juniors. Gignac, Guido Carrillo and Stuani are also rumored

Arsenal are in talks with Real Madrid over a potential deal for Lucas Vazquez, AS reports. The winger would cost around £30m and is also wanted by Bayern Munich, Inter and Paris Saint-Germain.

>Roma have are getting ready to make a first bid for Juventus forward Gonzalo Higuain, according to CalcioMercarto.

Teenage striker Louie Barry has rejected a three-year contract offer from West Bromwich Albion, SSN understands, amid interest from Barcelona and Paris Saint-German.

>Juventus reportedly have ‘no fear’ over the signing of Ajax defender Matthijs de Ligt.

Real Madrid are holding out for €42m in their negotiations with Napoli over the sale of James Rodriguez.

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>Wolves midfielder Ruben Neves is wanted by AC Milan, according to Sport Mediaset.
Neves is smart enough to go to a failing club, although André Silva deserves to go to a team like Wolves

Also, I heard Sevilla wants Dani alves back

>Arsenal interested in Vazquez, a literal paquete

Kek if they pay anything over a marble and two farts they're overpaying

Imagine actually thinking this.

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Dario Benedetto to Olympique Marseille is rumored.

River Plate is trying to get Manuel Lanzini or Franco Vazquez to make up for Quintero’s injury. Nacho Fernandez and Exequiel Palacios could leave.

>Inter Milan have offered £10m and Radja Nainggolan in exchange for Nemanja Matić. Manchester United are open to the idea.

>Atletico Madrid president Enrique Cerezo has warned Barcelona there will be 'consequences' if they are found to have signed a pre-contract agreement with Antoine Griezmann last March while his release clause was £73m higher than it is now.

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I’m not poor so I have a PS4 I’m afraid

>Barcelona president Josep Maria Bartomeu has responded to Atletico Madrid's threats with "literally who"

Bantaaaaaaaa!

Would fucking bite their hand off. Matic is dead

OH NONONONONONO

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>P.S. Got any cocaine?

>Samir Nasri close to Anderlecht
State of his career these days

Exactly this

>There’s been rumours that Real Madrid are willing to offer Bale and Kroos + £70M to Man United in return for Paul Pogba

Nasri's about to sign for FC Utrecht

So I had one bent over the table here, there was one up here who I was fingering and I was just toe fucking the one on the floor.

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Swap deals don’t happen. When will you fags work this out?

>Not knowing Cerezo
>Not remembering based Jesus Gil

youtu.be/-kdieivQZik

Man you are loving Inbetweeners. Is this the first time you’re watching it?

b-but they happen on Fifa and FM all the time

Unfunny shite

Yeah. Just finished it yesterday.

>refuses to sell willian for 75m
ubelievable indeed

Best moment is when Neil punches the fish. And also the fuck you in the fucking fanny moment.

Willian is crucial lad

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Please sell your creative midfielders to Liverpool FC.

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why would inter do that?
is he dressing room cancer?

>warchest

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I have exactly what you need la

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There are lots of good moments. It's an extremely quotable show.

>Striker Ze Luis has joined Porto from Spartak Moscow.

But we want to win league titles

How did he survive so many managers?

You now remember Ze Roberto

Wouldn't mind seeing her warchest, eh lads

He’s a decent player. 7/10 almost every game.

You now remember Ze War

give me fresh don balon rumours

[spoiler] he eats marinas pussy like a champ

He's not a bad player, twitter Chelsea fans give him a bad rep because of the Conte situation.

He did a lot of the dirty work on defense that Hazard doesn't do. He's never even played in his correct position at Chelsea.

lads. Ariel Rebel or Belle Delphine?

only retarded ernesto valverde wanted to buy him, for 75m
and thank god retarded marina refused, expecting a higher offer

>someone that actually does porn v a retard non-nude 'model' who openly mocks her 'fans

>Gignac
Not a chance Tigres will accept 100 mate kilos and 50 Argentinian pesos over the course of 3 years

I meant just on pure looks.

>he isn't into femdom

I'll get back to you when my jar of bathwater comes

Oh. Still Ariel she's cute and uses far less make up and hair dye

Jochem aub

Do you guys prefer licking a woman’s pussy or asshole?

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Asshole. Fewer dicks have been in there.

we want Pogba and Mbappe

Neither as 1. Not a normie 2. Not gonna nosh on them

Ass. Her being clean and beautiful etc. is obviously a must though

Sucking feminine penis will fingering her prostate

Would you rather suck a dick or eat a woman’s shit?

>literally licking a shithole
didnt know we had so many negroes here

t. STEVENF THE CANADIAN AUTIST FROM ONTARIO

>Would you rather be gay or not gay?
I think I'll go not gay tbphwyf

What she wants

My friends call me a chad and I don't do either of them. Oral sex should only be done by women.

Tbf eating a shit is pretty gay

so you'd rather suck a man's ass than a woman's pussy? fewer dicks have been in there
lmao dude, you're a fagget lol

BOSS

From Messi's shadow to Mbappe's shadow to Messi's shadow


What does he want

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He’s realised his baloon door chances are ogre so might as well go and win some semi relevant league titles in Spain.

pussy. if you expect head you should be willing to give head too. also rimming is gay

Rimming.

Thoughts?

Excellent.

How so?

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Poo is pretty gay tbqh and putting it in your mouth is gayer.

Poo comes from there

Gives me a boner

i think your friends are probably right to call you a chad

disgusting

Hmmm racist much?

Some /bundes/ rumours so we can maybe stop talking about shit

Schürrle is linked with Besikitas (hehehe it literally happened)
Amiri to Leverkusen?
Sebastian Rode to Frankfurt?
Jaoa Cancelo to Buyern (^^)?

thanks

he realised true friendship is more important than money, titles and whores

Which one of these 2 would rather get a drink with?

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I've had drinks with both, Nedved is infinitely more interesting

Martin Odegaard has joined Real Sociedad on a year-long loan from Real Madrid.

>Real Madrid have agreed to a season-long loan deal with Sevilla for Sergio Reguilon until 30 June 2020.

Newcastle United are interested in a move for former Sunderland forward Fabio Borini, according to Gazzetta dello Sport, who is not wanted by new AC Milan boss Marco Giampaolo.

>Striker Ze Luis has joined Porto from Spartak Moscow.

Milan and Roma are both reportedly considering moves for Real Madrid striker Mariano Diaz.

>Bologna left-back Mitchell Dijks has confirmed that Milan want to pay €20m for him.

Inter have officially signed midfielder Lucien Agoume from French side Sochaux.

>Paris Saint-Germain could be open to a Malcom plus cash swap deal, with Neymar heading back to FC Barcelona.

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Poo is the same colour whether you’re normal nigger or chink

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>odegaard

Why don’t they just make him a ballboy already

I would worship her anus like a beta negro

*rentboy

Lads if Great Britain played in the World Cup and euros instead of the separated nations would they have won anything? Thinking of some players who would have made a difference

Bale
Giggs
Dalglish
Souness

>Martin Odegaard
how many millions wasted so far in the norwegian januzaj?

George Best. Ian Rush. Hell even Ramsey.

How do you think Januzaj will link up with the Norwegian Januzaj?

As a huge United fan, I don't care how much Ollie signs Maguire for. It's not my money so why would I care if they spend £100m, £120m, £150m on him? Man Utd literally have unlimited funds anyway so I don't get why so many fans go into that finances shit. Just support the club and stop being such a dummy. He (Slabhead) is a top 10 CB, easy. I just hope he doesn't turn to shit like all the other players signed since Fergeh left e.g. Schweinsteiger, Darmian, Pogba. He's got a head like a fucking slab.

Why don't they play Premier League games in the street, lads? It'd be fun.

youtube.com/watch?v=mivUefcISzk

Remember the start of /trans/ 2019? I do.

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Stop posting this

I thought Italians were renowned for dressing well. What the fuck is Buffon doing?

Strange vid

>tfw /trans/ 2019 was 20 years ago

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Lads. Am in the bath. Ask me anything.

like prime xavi and iniesta but in a special olympics kind of way

How much for some of your bathwater?

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how many players will liverpool sign in july 2019?

Is Biathlon a more interesting sport than Field Hockey?

Cringe

is it true liverpool should sign coutinho back?
yes, for 170m
thanks fren

post tits

You just need to pay the postage
1
No
Coutinho is keen for the move. Barca finalising the terms of Neymar deal before letting QT or Dembele go
No

ADAM RAISED A CAIN. READ THIS

Any of you guys got any experience fucking hookers in London?

pardew sat in the royal box on centre court

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is that fleabag?

yes i know your mum well

sir alastair cook

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is that william hague?

What do you like about her?

she's up for absolutely ANYTHING

Where he belongs lads. When is Murray on with Serena?

yeh

Field Hockey... you mean hockey. We invented both it and ice hockey. So ice is the dividing word. Also I played field hockey as a lad.

>one of the biggest slag cities in the world
just go vodka revolutions buy some slut a pitcher

Fair enough lad. How much does she charge?

No. I want to pay for it

half a kitkat

you will mate pitchers aint free
checked

Sky sources understand Maxi Gomez’s preferred destination is now West Ham.

For the Hammers to seal the transfer, they must meet the £45m release clause. Personal terms are not expected to be a problem.

Decent.

How did we miss lads? We got 7 and 9.

>Piggy goes inside for a piss
>He is left behind

With n'dombele and lo celso, can Tottenham be stopped next season?

is lo celso any good?

Can't argue with this. Maybe he is worth 100 mil. since i can identify with him, and all..

Nice trips. But no he’s pretty average

you don't want Nainggolan though

Why not? Scores a few bloopers. Basically just white Pogba

>Ole Gunnar Solskjaer says Manchester United are still working on more summer signings and insists the club has backed him in the transfer market.

Bruno £50m
Maguire £80m

Who else?

we watching Morocco vs Benin or nah?

Nah.

Watching Scrubs on 4Music.

Lo celso has like 16 goals and 18 assists. He's the next De Bruyne.

Yes. They still aren't as good as Liverpoo and City.

>For Real Benis
i dunno lad.

too expensive for tottenham. Ceballos and Ravioli (Zaniolo)

Ben Yedder

Looool

Is this for real?

Happy lads, gotten myself a new job. No longer a minimum wage slave

Tarkowski for 40m is a better deal than Maguire for 80m

Agreed

Jota shitting on his old club, love it

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>You now remember the Bloodborne memes
I tried to make them relevant

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Lick my nuts faggots

Big if true

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MAN TITS, THEY ARE MAN TITS!

Not a fan at all

i like fingering pusys very much

Zaniolo is actually way more expensive. At least Lo Celso has a release clause

Liverpool doing no business means their title challenge is already over

Whats more popular in Bongland, field or ice hockey?

>local gas station makes insanely well fasting fresh sandwiches everyday for a fair price even

Pedestrians and cyclists will never know this feel

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Zaniolo is better than Lo Celso. Although I watch more Serie A than La Liga. From what I’ve seen would rather have Nicolo.

Field. We don’t have any ice

>Birmingham City are giving Said Berahino a trial

Could work well for them if he gets his act together

Lads. Do you have a beard or shaven haven?

There’s a decent player in there. He’s just a massive cunt.

Bushy beard

Just stubble at the moment. Needed a hair cut for about 6 months though

A lot were in the EL against trash teams tho.

Some of the best players are

NEYMAR TO BARCA IS OFF

In where?! His asshole?! Wowza

was it ever on?

Sauce

your mom's panties are off and now I am going in

remember when people would talk about ravel morrison this way

Lots of smoke

Josep Maria Bartomeu: "We know that Neymar wants to leave PSG, but we also know that PSG does not want Neymar to leave, so there is no talk."

>need a hair cut for 6 months
>6 months

Are you homeless?

>Nasri has gone to Anderlecht
Kompany bringing in his friends

No just a lazy NEET

What a load of bullshit. That means nothing

imagine being friends with nasri lmao

Bartomeu: Dembele is young, talented, offers something different. I consider him better than Neymar. He has so much room to grow and we want him to do it here.

Yaya incoming?

I meant hockey, but I was being considerate for all the subhumans that think icehockey is a big sport

>living in fear of /hoc/
grim

No fucking way did he actually say that.

He signed for a 2nd division Chinese club

imagine having friends

Managed Birmingham in FM for like 30 years in game and Jota became a club legend and coach :/ it hurt to see desu

>drip

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What do you mean? They’ll win the netspend title for sure this year.

What the fucking fuck

Neymar to united incoming

How's puberty coming along?

WE MISSED IT LADS COME ON

I really like hockey lads

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Oh fair enough.

Waiting for 9999999999

Meme sport just like floorball. The swedish national tennis team once beat the national swedish floorball team. In floorball

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>Bartomeu: "De Ligt? I have said for a long time that I knew where he will end up playing and I still know where he will play next season."

4-D chess?

stupidly drank three glasses of whiskey last night to sleep in the heat and I'm not a drinker, really, it worked but that combined with the mix of stupid shit I ate whilst I waited created a monster.

Exclusive: Mino Raiola says that Paul Pogba is determined to leave MUFC this summer. "Everyone within the club from the manager to the owner knows Paul’s wishes. “Everyone knows the willingness of Paul to move on. We are in the process of that" Story here:

Hate United but, my god Pogba is such a cunt.

Didn't he try to weasel a move to City last year?

he is welcome to leave once United receive €150m for him.

Jose to China

>trusting mino
Not once lads that's how you get aids

>train is rammed with scottish squaddies on the piss
This is why I'm a pacifist

wow another dumb american post
they just keep coming

Yes and Pep was not interested and exposed it when Raiola started talking shit

Say what?

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I want him to leave but I just don’t see who can afford him this summer.

De Jong having his presentation as a Barcelona player right now lads

>rammed
busy
>squaddies
armed forces
>on the piss
drunk/getting drunk

Very big yikes

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link me up senpai

These player presentation things are fucking weird desu

>This is why I'm a pacifist
and this part? why would a scot in its natural state of being drunk make you say this?

scots who aren't soldiers thankfully tend to stay in their own country instead of coming down here and making my commute uncomfy

Lads. I don’t want a fanny but I want to just have my cock removed. Will the NHS do that for me?

At least their not welsh. This is Britain tiering.

1. England
2. Scotland
3. N Ireland
4. Wales

You got a bread knife handy?

You should have a chat with my wife

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Conte doesn't rate him

>rip off the Croat kit
>no Rakitic

I'll do it for you lad. Always wanted 2 cocks

Nah I want it done properly.

>£40 mil + 1
Guys why is Arsenal the most unlikeable club in England? Such a shame because I think they have cool kits, especially the long sleeve ones

imagine this thing ripping your face to shreds (it's a bear)

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Rakitic is being sold. That’s why he’s not on the posters

>£40 mil + 1
What are you on about you nonce?

Where you based? Heading to Battersea now for a few beers and a curry

Hot

that was their bid for Suarez some few seasons ago

18+

Lads. AC Milan banned from Europa League!!

When are we making a spurs general?

Whoaaa!!

Yes, and? What does that have to do with now? You do realise that Liverpool broke contract law to deny Suarez moving to Arsenal and outright admitted it after the window closed?

city ban when?

>it's a people bring up an event from years ago quite randomly and then call somebody who asked them what they're on about a kid
>one of them was fucking Fitizen, the toilet bowl shagging, piss drinking retard
HOLY LMAO.

The Mersey Billionaires

Lads. Aaron Ramsey has moved to Juventus!

It's still funny as fuck hahahahaha

That’s because Liverpool are actual scum. Nobody is surprised about that.
1. Hillsborough
2. Heysel
3. Supporting racist Suarez
4. The arsenal bid

Anything else they committed and then just ignored any shit thrown their way

No way! He’s Arsenal’s best midfielder

> Liverpool owner John Henry has revealed Luis Suarez did have a £40million buy-out clause in his last contract - but the club decided it counted for nothing when Arsenal tried to buy the striker.
I think you've confused Arsenal and Liverpool as the scummy ones, my fat friend.

>exactly one minute apart

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So from what I'm hearing, Eriksen wants to leave Spurs (ideally for Real Madrid), Spurs want to offload him for the right price (ideally to Real Madrid; and also want to take Dani Ceballos in the deal) but Real Madrid prefer Paul Pogba

No he isn't. Torreria is. Ramsey had 4 assists last season. Utter shite.

reminder not to engage with arsenal fans

Try again potato fucker

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fcbarcelona.com/en/videos/817532/live-presentation-of-frenkie-de-jong
here bro
>scummy
lmao all I said was that it's funny as fuck
S E E T H I N G

BTFO!!!

>if you think Liverpool were scummy for outright denying Suarez to move, you're totally an Arsenal fan
No mate. No.

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Your in it

The absolute fucking state of this: fgr.co.uk/news/july-2019/fgr-dazzles-with-world-s-first-bamboo-football-kit

>In a further nod to nature – the new shirts are the first in football to be made from bamboo – a fast growing, super sustainable material. This year’s kit uses a 50% bamboo mix – significantly reduces the use of plastic. Working with its kit partner PlayerLayer, the intention is to further develop this revolutionary approach, to create 100% sustainable high-performance sportswear.

>This season’s new home kit is resplendent in a striking green and black zebra pattern, as the away kit adopting a black-on-black zebra look. The home and away design will last for two seasons.

>Both kits feature FGR’s internet-infamous three stars on the back again, which signify the club’s ambition to reach the Championship, with one coloured in so far to mark promotion to the Football League in 2017, and two greyed out to represent the steps needed to reach its goal. The club came close to filling in another star last season, narrowly missing out on promotion to league one.

>FGR’s support of its conservation partner Sea Shepherd also features in the new design, with the marine charity’s iconic skull and crossbones on the back of every shirt. For the first time, Oatly – the club’s plant-based milk partner - sponsor the shorts, with their logo appearing on the back of every pair.

Forest Green Rovers are becoming more of a joke by the day.

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>Guys why is Arsenal the most unlikeable club in England?
??????

For me, it's Eriksen

>muh 3 stars

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What are Arsenal fans even doing in /trans/, it's not like they're going to buy anyone that's relevant

And the players they currently have aren't worth discussing in a selling sense either

Delusion

Everyone knows liverpool did Suarez a favour by not selling him to arsenal

>OGS is happy if no more signings arrive
>Pogba leaving

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>

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Why are foreigners of English teams even doing in /trans/, it's not like they're anything else than customers for a superior league because their teams aren't relevant.

And the teams they currently have aren't worth discussing in any sense either.

Imagine what he could do at a top team.

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seething
fuck off back to your containment thread

bonkers that arsenal have NEVER won the champions league

its because most of the shitskins supports that club

Torreira only got 2, and played almost the full season while Ramsey was injured

yeah, not an arsenal fan, i won't say who i support.

Based ole.

I'm thinking you're right

Torreira isn't an attacking midfielder. Ramsey was only injured for a handful of the games. Torreria had some bans iirc. They're all shit but Torreria was better than Ramsey.

>being this mad that he used photoshop

kek

Based Mark Red sucking up more Man Utd money

Torreira was very decent against Liverpool tbf

>5-1
*slips*

lads, you'll never remember this, but i'm gonna pretend to be an arsenal fan next thread, gets lots of (yous) it seems, gets people to hate them more, e-z shit. might flip around a bit too, bit of liverpool and united.

>implying everyone isn't doing that already
Our year btw

based

okay, i'll do united and chelsea then, cooking up some good shit already

I fucking hate 'lads' posters

arsenal fans are so cringe that they pretend to not be arsenal fans pretending to be arsenal fans
honestly embarrassing lads

Literally impossible to use photoshop in the time it was done and then post the image.

He got exposed badly by Chelsea in the EL final

actually wait no, spurs, gonna do spurs, i saw some lads doing it a few /trans/ ago, got a fair few (you)'s, thanks lads hope for some (you)'s.

chill out lad

>people hate arsenal
>hating midtable shite
Lmao. Like being mad at Burnley or Wolves. Wait, no, those two are better. LMAO.

here's your (you) and the blunt homie

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1-City
2-Spurs
3-Liverpool
4-Wolves
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5-Arsenal
6-Man Utd
7-Chelsea
8-Everton
...

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>tried to order belle delphine bathwater
>get sent fabiane delph bathwater
fucks sake lads what am i supposed to do with this

arsenal are both bad at football and bad at net spend

But seriously though how would anyone tell the difference. It could just be water for all we know.

Snakes don't take baths though

Utd will finish below Chelsea even if Pogba stays.
Remember there will be VAR next season

Villa kit has been leaked if anyone cares

Seems a bit bland to me but the away shirt is getting a lot of love

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I'm based everywhere. Also redpilled

What about sea snakes?

Better than Everton's that for sure

fucking state of that cunt with the blue hair

>Roma have are getting ready to make a first bid for Juventus forward Gonzalo Higuain

it's like >we are addicted to suck Jj's dick. ffs

Probably going to be some video launch about inclusivity

old news

>state of those hangers of the girl between the ginger girl and the lad in the home kit

>We want the zoomer audience
>get me Zoom Prince Griezmann, Zoom King Ninja, and some zoom tokens to match!

>Norwich sign Ralf Fahrmann on loan from >Schalke

haha

truly the Chivas of Serie A

Stop slapping innocent others!

>Morocco choking to Benin

based hot slut ruining the club but also making bank on shitters

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Any transfer rumours from the Womens Super League? I really want to see Engen wearing a Man Utd shirt next season but she'll probably cost over £10,000.

>Granovskaia was a student at a Moscow school which specialised in music and dance, in which there were compulsory lessons, but offered students no sports. She graduated six months after the collapse of the Soviet Union, and studied in the Foreign Languages Faculty of Moscow State University.

>music and dance student is running your club

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>Engen
already signed for some other team. Not in England but cant remember

Lads, I'm actually afraid that I'm starting to believe that >we can win the league next season. Ceballos, N'dombele and lo celso is a fucking insane midfield. Think that is the second best in the league behind City - but not too far behind.

>incel tripfag

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i guess chelsea is the canada of football

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Aren’t Ceballos and Lo Celso the same player?

>lelsea
>eplel
>englel

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Barcelona have confirmed the signing of midfielder Frenkie de Jong from Ajax.

The 22-year-old completed his medical at Barca today.

We reported when the signing was agreed in January that the 21-year-old Netherlands international will cost the club an initial £65m, having cost Ajax £260,000 in the summer of 2015.

He has signed a five-year contract until the summer of 2024.

>t. Quisling scot

“English football is something I have been watching since I was 15 years old. It is a really beautiful game over here but it is going to be even more beautiful to play it.”

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>Sold to Southampton in 3 years because he flops

If levy gets ceballos we aint gettin lo celso lad.

Lo Celso played as a CAM/CF at Betis, whereas the other two are CMs. People who say that N'dombele is a CDM and is 'the new Kante' don't watch fooball - a lot of jounalists apparently.

could always be worse tho

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ninety one, ninety two..

ndumbledore is the next lemina
cap this

Ceballos is going to be a loan move though apparently. Which will be good because >we need rotation to challenge for the league

>Remember there will be VAR next season
liverpoo bottom half then

Where is Neymar most likely going to land up going?

He's already better than Lmaolla though.

I'm conflicted because I also hate Chelsea

Brighton

Besiktas

Newcastle

Good transfer. Fährmann is pretty good.

hopefully a shallow grave with his sister

In his sisters pussy

On an unrelated note. Why the fuck would Alderwiereld go to Roma from Spurs? Surely a massive step down? Even UTD would be better

yes but what about trippier

Biggest league in the world, la

who are you quoting

Trippier is a goblin and he's fucking off

yes but who will replace him

who are you quoting

A league where Juve win by the same number of points as PSG in the Uber Eats league

Maisie Williams obviously

Her picture was in the post

chelseas emerson palmeiri

Neymar

Sessegssegnonon

>Poobag out
>De Ligt, Maddison, and Longshaft
would be a good summer. not sure about de ligt though. has looked shit when Ive watched him

who are you quoting?

Instead of preparing for the season Özil is launching a vidya company

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even zulte waregem is a step up from spurs

>de ligt

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHA
>/pol/
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>brexshitters

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Specialising in stealth games I imagine

What is /trans/ listening to?

>hyper casual games

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>People think arresting the guy who would have allowed child rapists to get away with it will allow child rapists to get away with it

youtube.com/watch?v=oBmDPwgDPdQ

based dumb faggot

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You wouldn't like it.

Castaway (dir Zemeckis, 2001) on the television

>Champions league finalists 2019 and champions league winner 2020
>A step up

Arsenal will be lucky to get 8th

Illya Kuryaki and the Valderramas

>Arsecuck AND a fucking casual

JUST

who are you quoting

Sissy hypnosis

anyone want a brew

even >de pay looked good in the dominoes league

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The Too Old to Die Young soundtrack

>Jose Mourinho has held talks with the richest man in China, Hui Ka Yan, over taking charge of the Super League club Guangzhou Evergrande or the Chinese national team.

>The talks with Mourinho are said to have been very positive although it remains to be seen whether the 56-year-old really wants to move to China at this stage of his career.

>Hui is well-known for his passion for football and has ploughed millions into developing the largest football school in the world in China in the hope that it will help the league and the national team. He is the most influential figure in Chinese football.

>The Evergrande Group, which Hui founded in Guangzhou in 1996, bought the football club nine years ago following their relegation from the Chinese Super League due to a match-fixing scandal. Since then they have invested heavily, winning seven CSL titles and two AFC Champions League titles. They were the first Chinese club to take part in the Club World Cup.

>Guangzhou is regarded as the most valuable team in China and are currently coached by Italy’s World Cup-winning defender Fabio Cannavaro with a squad including the former Tottenham Hotspur and Barcelona midfielder Paulinho.

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I'll have a half coffee half tea mate

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Based kettle lad

youtube.com/watch?v=OL-WZEf6q3I

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Powerslave

>proxy user
Go away. I forced Arsecuck meme tho, so glad you used it.

ANCIENT MEME. BASED.

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only if you are using gamer girl bath water

likelihood of United getting anyone else now is low. So its gonna be this as the back 5

De Gea
AWB-Smalling-Lindelof-Shaw

tad reminder, 3 english defenders in this back 4. Non of them were called up to the Nation's League...

kill yourself

Yer ma moaning

atleast zulte-waregem won a trophy recently
what does arsenal have to do with this?

*uber eats league

just got home from work, had a big poo, tried to flush and discovered i had no water due to some unplanned maintenance
so now i have a big smelly poo just floating there

United are finished if they don't ship off Pogba

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not before i see my beloved liverpool win the premier league

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Your deranged comment made me think you are an arsesmell supporter.

>/trans/ has suddenly been invaded by shitposters
Grim.

>he doesn't catch and release
this is your punishment

For me, it's >prawn winner

It's also dangerous philosophical and rhetorical grounds. Definitely worth researching from an academic and care related perspective but it still treads a biological essentialism line, albeit a non-binary one. While such arguments may be personally validating they allow those against trans rights to implicitly have accepted in their arguments that biology should matter and thus they argue over a narrow band of science which, while research is expanding in, is still not fully explored. To argue with them on biological grounds is to accept their premise that it should even matter and we've already lost an important philosophical and rhetorical point there

Are you the Amerifat that said >we wouldn't get N'dombele?

youtube.com/watch?v=aC872j2-PDw

go be a le epic gatekeeper somewhere else, newcunt. this isn't you secret social club.

Shut up, retard

Spurs are gonna do at least the double next season. With our new signings, we're going to dab on the likes of Liverscum and Arab Shitty. Nobody can stop us getting at least the FA Cup and maybe the Champions League. No other team matters. Spurs are going to take the league by storm. If we sign another striker or two, we'll possibly do a treble.

BASED

Kelvin Spacey exonerated lads

Maybe in FIFA 20

Based and 2000pilled

Sessegnon isn't a right back

Now THIS is my kinda post

Mates, I'm trying to update the spending of the Top 6 and I dunno how much United have spent, or Liverpool, this window. I updated City, Arsenal, Spurs and Chelsea and their spending.

Sessegnon will learn to play right back and will learn to like it

Liverpool nothing
United 62m

make posts that i like

k thx

im a girl btw

Who did they spend £62m on? And thanks.

KWP will play right back

17m Daniel James
45m Wank bissaku

Ah fuck I can't remember if they sold anybody either. Might have to go on transfermarket.

Sanchez' wages

Have another one.

youtube.com/watch?v=3fXkngQhtJM

united cant sell anybody theyre useless not even Darmian for 2m

based no hands camera man

the mighty reds spent 1m on some ginger lad

not good enough

>U23 signing
ignored

Good post user

What about Foyth?

atleticodemadrid.com/noticias/comunicado-oficial-6

"In reference to President Bartomeu's statement made today, we want to state that it is true that yesterday there was a meeting between Miguel Ángel Gil and the CEO of Barcelona Football Club, Oscar Grau, at Barcelona's request and that at that meeting, Mr Grau expressed his intention, once the termination clause of Antoine Griezmann's contract had been modified and had gone from 200 to 120 million euros, to ask for a postponement of payment of the aforementioned amount of the clause in force as from 1 July.

Obviously the response of Atlético de Madrid was negative, understanding both FC Barcelona and the player have disrespected Atlético de Madrid and all its fans.

As a consequence of all this, today, Atlético de Madrid has asked the player, his sister as agent of the footballer and his lawyer, that Antoine Griezmann, in fulfillment of his contractual obligations with our club, appear next Sunday in the facilities of the entity in order to start the preseason with the rest of his colleagues."

FARCELONA ON SUICIDE WATCH

theyre just playing hardball. they need the cash for Felix

Great work-rate, only player who didn't deliberately underperform in the mouriniho mutiny, has spells of being a great player, he just got a bit of Scape goat flack from Chelsea fans because he's neither world class nor a youngster, so football fans will always put players like him in the shit or underrated category.

Sold Fellaini to China who was one of their only useful players last season. At least “hoof it to the big lad with the hair” can result in a shithouse goal like it did at Juve. The rest of the time they play like there is no plan whatsoever.

Literally means nothing, Griezmann will get his move regardless of if he agreed a move before March. AM are just trying to act like they are in charge and not getting cucked

Ole couldn't work Fellaini like that though, he's no magician like Jose

>Lille President Gerard Lopez has confirmed that talks with Liverpool have taken place over the transfer of Nicolas Pépé

ANTOINE GRIEZMANN • WELCOME TO MANCHESTER UNITED 2019/20 • TIPS, TRICKS, SKILLS & FORTNITE WINS • EDM MUSIC

Thanks, la

He's replacing Toby

Better weather and fuckable women

you just know Ed is ready to make Fortnite a club partner

I thought that would be Sánchez

How much would he earn?

>Griezmann in a United kit gets added in game
>Every downloads it just so they can experience killing him in game
Genius marketing

same as Sanchez

Pogba leaving is like replacing the whole team with better versions of the same players. He’s locker room cancer and distracts everyone from the task at hand.

Why the fuck is there a general dedicated to transfer news? None of you autistic cunts even post actual transfer news - you literally just blog post and spam paragraphs upon paragraphs of fucking unnecessary shit. People literally have to dig through all this garbage just to get some basic straightforward news.

Someone here quit being a cunt and just post a TL;DR for me.

More than Sanchez, he already earns more than him at AM

>De Gea

torres has joined chelsea

the blogposting is utterly retarded and I blame the OP of this thread for instigating most of it

no way thats true. Griezmann doesnt have DOGS TO FEED

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OUR FUCKING YEAR BROS
Seriously though they are just trying to raise the price through >implied interest.

He has to buy Fortnite skins, even worse

Based
Based
Based

>City just bought one of best midfielders in world
>Liverpool sitting on their arse again
and you think beating City is a possibility? lol

Mings to Villa fucking when??

It's kind of embarrassing how I have to find out through twitter and such before this general even notices some transfers

Hopefully already done and it'll be announced in the kit reveal video

man city just signed someone named "angelino" and the already have "jesus". whats going on over there?

Bald fraud, man of God

>Following today’s quotes from FC Barcelona president Josep María Bartomeu on our player Antoine Griezmann, Atlético de Madrid wishes to publicly declare that:

>On May 14, Antoine Griezmann informed Miguel Ángel Gil, Diego Pablo Simeone and Andrea Berta of his decision to leave our club at the end of the season. In the days that followed that meeting, Atlético de Madrid learned that FC Barcelona and the player had reached an agreement in March, specifically in the days following the return match of our Champions League tie against Juventus, and that they had been negotiating the terms of the agreement since mid-February.

>Regarding president Bartomeu's statement today we wish to state that it is true that yesterday there was a meeting between Miguel Ángel Gil and FC Barcelona CEO Oscar Grau, at Barcelona's request and that at that meeting, Mr Grau expressed his intention, once the release clause of Antoine Griezmann's contract had decreased from 200 to 120 million euros, to ask for a deferred payment of the aforementioned amount of the clause in force as from July 1.

>Atlético de Madrid’s response was obviously negative, as we believe that FC Barcelona and the player have disrespected Atlético de Madrid and all its fans.

City invoking the powers of the second coming to win the EPL for a 3rd year in a row

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>As a consequence, today, Atletico de Madrid has instructed the player, his sister and agent and his lawyer, that Antoine Griezmann, in compliance with his contractual obligations with our club, must appear next Sunday in the club’s facilities in order to start the pre-season with the rest of his teammates.

>Through this statement, Atletico de Madrid wishes to express its strongest disapproval of the behaviour of both, especially FC Barcelona, for prompting the player to break his contractual relationship with Atletico de Madrid at a time of the season when the club was involved in the Champions League tie against Juventus, as well as the league title race against FC Barcelona, something that we believe violates the protected periods of negotiation with players and alters the basic rules of integrity in any sporting competition, as well as causing enormous damage to our club and its millions of fans.

lmao

kek

Why are Barca so scummy lads

Decided to have a BBQ lads, bring some meat and tins round

every retard manager we've had on the NT knows how to play big fella

rip nerman hopes and dreams

so presumably Atlético will be getting sanctioned by Uefa for hurting their pet teams feelings with these accusations

I arrive carrying a Jackfruit and some alcohol-free lager

You'll thank me for it in the long run

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>alcohol-free lager

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>Liverpool nothing
we signed a random dutch twink for 1 mil

You reminded the teacher that she hadn't set homework in school, didn't you?

Don't worry, I brought some J2Os as well for those who don't like the hard stuff.

Actually I desperately wanted the other kids to like me so I regularly lied to teachers and did homework and then didn't turn it in so it seemed like I was too cool to care. Didn't work.

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Based vegan-recipe poster

Based alcholic LRL

that bread looks like shit

clit + fingering with one hand around her throat is best. You can please a woman, but you still need to remind her you’re in control.

TL:DR youre a fag lmao

Fried onions are degenerate food

W

Now that's a controversial opinion. what's your problem with fried onions?

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bartomeu is a dumbass jesus christ

>Aston Villa have bid £12M for Mbwana Samatta, but Genk are holding out for £15M.

Source: @CloudsMediaLive

>All that vegan shit
>Looks fucking disgusting

Why is every vegan I've ever come across is either a girl with no ass or a emaciated cuck who can barely lift his own arms?

Wait I know why lol

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Texture and my local curry House's instance to put them on everything

*tips fedora*

They don't want my Bruno Fernandes :(

I'm eating all the meat I can because I'm sure that in my lifetime there will be a genetically grown vegan substitute so close to the real thing that they'll make actual meat illegal

So, Barcelona will not sign Neymar, Griezmann nor de Ligt?

>texture

I mean I guess I can't argue that, I hate bananas for much the same reason.

the only meat i would ever eat is that of a flesheating human

See, this sort of shit is how you get kuru

I like onion rings until the onion slips out

Whole circle onion rings are something I really enjoy. Are you ok with them if the onion is mashed before battering?

Well yeah who would want to eat a vegan? The meat would be far too lean. Basically turkey

Yeah, it's just that weird slimly strip texture I can't stand

I assume he meant cannibalising a cannibal, which is a bad idea.

Eating manflesh that was fed with fowlflesh and swineflesh is ok. Just as based His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular

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Fair enough

Ngubu will be reality soon

>Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo is a Belgian professional footballer who plays for Celtic.

>Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo
>it's real

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opinions on yaya banana

>yaya banana

Is that like plantain, because I like that if it's cooked properly

Nah, it's Yaya Toure's new name

New: New: New:

...

City will win the league again an flop in the CL round of 16 while Liverpool collapse from fatigue around January and Kloppo resigns after they fail to qualify for next year’s CL

Is this what bongs mean by “grim”?

> get served a single solskjar and james