Tally-ho edition
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halep
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kasatkina
First for Paire is winning it all
First for Bautista Agut reaching the semis
hmm
>ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ
First for Benoit Paire meals
i really hope Svitolina crashes out of every tournament now that she is a FILTHY coal burner
your money is already gone
Really makes those synapses fire
yes, too many distractions
Does raonic have it
this 2nd point in Agut Kachanov match was better than the all Raonic vs Opelka match!!!
you want to make money put it on that 15 year old girl to run the table
>implying Rafa doesn't use twitter in person
hopefully hercog wipes her off the tournament
Paire perd
You want him to put a 15-year old girl on a table?
>tfw no Paire-Kyrgios final
delet this, my boy Nadal is not autistic as that implies
>Kyrgios
he should go to NBA with his attitude
break point for Bautista!!!
Who /big kev/ here?
>Eating pizza with a knife and fork
>Drinking half pints
What a fucking bum bandit
the difference is rafa sees social media as a novelty where the others obsess with it and constantly chase likes and retweets
break by Bautista, he is looking strong!!!!
2x0
Salsa?
He just doesn't need it anymore since he is already rich as fuck. Social media has turned into pure marketing for upcoming and semi successful athletes.
We should welcome Rafa to this mean of communication
thats actually a pretty cute tweet
no tiene
why so formal? haha
Paire will throw his racquet of rage in the crowd and kill a grandma
you just Know Nadal is barely able to use a computer.
Tech related stuff wise he is 50 year old boomer
based
is this the first time woz has ever made the 4th round?
how anisimova got knocked out yesterday mind
>four serves straight into the net
>then a serve and volley winner and an ace
fucking paire i swear
Nice slags in the crowd wew
Bautista is from Valencian community, not Scatalonia which I thought he was!!
Yes. The first time since 2009, 2010, 2011, 2014, 2015, 2017.
where is my friend Boris?
what is she seeing?
how far as she ever got then
boris obviously needs to have sex. that guy is so wound up he'd explode if he even brushed one of these girls especially the 15 year old
halep v azarenko game of the day is peak first week at a slam
I presume you mean never, and yes. Getting beat in the 4th round is her speciality, so this must feel strange to her.
he doesn't like black women
4th round
second time ive been done by this
i like sakkari
Maybe mama took his computer away
BLACKEDTOLINA
>haha that bloke was almost blinded! top bantz!
Haha le ebin BBC meme again. Isn't he the funniest guy around.
t. cuck
Hsieh is so odd looking
I hate Kevin Anderson so much. What a boring player. Glad any top 10 can destroy him in any court
Bautista Agut takes the 1set 6x3
Agut looks very sharp desu
>Woz
I thought this said The Cumbrian, which seemed odd because it's a nice part of the world.
Aww, is your cage too tight cuckie?
United Kuckolds
yes, only lost one point on his serve so far
For me, it's ENGLAND'S BRAVE ANETT KONTAVEIT
youtube.com
hes done very well to get on centre court
Simona Halep in 2 hours correct? I'm rooting for her because we're friends, but to be honest almost care more that Serena loses to anyone.
>tells cuck porn is bad
>gets called a cuck
hmmmmmmmmm
wonder if they sell the rafa nike merch at wimbledon
>lost yesterday and today 437euros so far with betting
1h 50 m
@93987249
You can tell by her accent she was raised in a rich af family
quit now lad
theres no coming back
>Rafa Nadal Autographed Wimbledon 18 Match Shirt - Worn
>1500€
>because we're friends,
Story time
What the fuck nigga go back
>@
yikes
plain white nike shirt
no thanks
by mathematical terms you can't lose forever.
>you lost $1, bet $2
>you lost $2, bet $4
>you lost $4, bet $8
>you lost $8, bet $16
>.....
eventually you'll win
fool proof plan that lad
>Hercog v Gauff
Why is a literal who vs a literal child on Centre Court?
From: me
to: @93987299
cc: @93987303
kys
you just need a huge ass bankroll
you just need a huge ass bankroll to waste
you should go online and buy something instead of wasting it
Because the organizers have to at least pretend they care about the women's draw and muh young, african-american phenom is going to pull a crowd of gullible casuals.
Did this when I was a lad on roulette, won a lot of money but I came into a casino once that had 27 or so reds in a row and 5 more times after that when I was betting black
anderson gets to play on centre court becus hes a saffer
Just give it to team Europe already
>servebot, servebo, servebot, shitter
wew
bookies fear this tactic
why isn't joker in team Europe?
>crowd watching a crowd on the telly
3 servebots and a zoomer. Switch Shapovalov for Opelka and you may be onto something
Been an amazing run in the weather
Does the sun ever sets over there?
>Team bench press and serve
disgusting
>Haha
What a slut.
I'd exchange tweets with her, if you know what I mean
was Khachanov named Karen to toughen him up, in a boy named sue sort of way?
>go to wimbledon
>queue for 3-4 hours in the morning
>buy ground pass
>can't bring drinks in with you
>go and sit on a crowded hill and get sloshed on overpriced pimms whilst watching a match on a big tv
I've been to Wombledon quite a few times now and have never understood this
Or because he's 4th seed...
just witched to Anderson vs Pella for the en of 1st set.
What am I in for?
Kevin being frustrating
switched*
im guessing they sell champagne bottles in there then becus yesterday a cork flew on during the nadal game
which one is your favorite
CMON CMON
...
>come on!
>cement
what?
hard and synthetic are not professional surfaces
who does anderson look like
I like it hard desu
it's the blue one
isn't AO played on hard floor( blue ) ?
clay
grim
Dirk Kuyt
Just happened in the Paire game. They do but like everything sold at Wimbledon it's fucking ridiculous, I think you can bring a certain amount in with you but when I was a younger man I would just drink beers in the queue.
That fucking shot from Paire
good shout
The BFG
he's a big guy
Anderson a shit
...
at lords and most cricket games ur allowed one bottle for each person which is fair imo especially when ur going to be there for like 10 hours or w.e
i was thinking a mix between mark zuckerberg and jessie einberg or w.e his name is
>pre-match odds @ 7.4 for pella
lel
just scores some aces Kevin!!
There are few more annoying things than being sat near drunk, upper-middle class, middle-aged people at Wimbledon when you're trying to watch a match. Makes me ashamed to be from this country.
lad its not that fuckin hard to smuggle drinks into a cricket ground. zero security. Weve got in with a fucking barrel worth of beer. just requirea clever logistics.
score*
Paire played pretty good
Fucking hell Kev
Try being sat next to drunk australians in a warm up friendly who are literally half naked and pouring beer all over themselves then standing up and shouting "SANDPAPER KINGS" every time australia gets a 4. Nightmare.
Fuck yes my boy Pella
kek
if you really want to watch the matches it would obvs be better to be at home watching on the tele
Pliskobot needs a reboot
5x5 in Khachanov vs Agut, much tighter 2nd set!!
>Anderson
>Most overrated bowler of all time.
guwon karen
>Djokovic's draw
2nd set tiebreak in Agut match
DWL
Rafa having to go through Kyrg and Tsonga in the second and third rounds is brutal
my boy Bautista will defeat him in the semis
Khachanov mad, received a conduct for misbehavior for throwing the racket to the ground
is raonic the only servebot left if anderson loses?
UNBREAKABE HSIEH
>Not knowing jizzner
>Pisskova
>not knowing he got dabbed on yesterday
Bautista wins the tiebreak 7-3
5 sets in a row for Bautista in this year slams vs Khachanov.
Won 3x0 in the Australian Open
OH NO NO NO NO
>Watching tennis
World #3, my arse
can see it now
anderson wins after 5 sets
Bye bye Khachanov
hAlEp
>Hsieh
Imagine having to market this name
Hehe... Old Spice, hehe
roberto bautista-agut and his exploding knees
good name for a short story that
Autista is done
either shoop shitolinas porcine shitface in there or stop posting this
Is Selena Gomez the WTA puppet master?
that's a cute hairstyle
>BBC commentator just called her Kristyna
She's not playing that badly, come on now.
is this the f1 guy wife? beckham friend
kek
Bautista breaks!!!
2 sets and a break up, he might just win this match!!!
Vesely was supposed to win noooooooooooooo
>tattoos
Disgusting, will be rooting for the fake chinese
It's Geri Halliwell, you filthy zoomer
wtf hsie think she is doing? her balls are too slow
this is my favourite tweet of all time. the second favourite is when Genie posted Wozzles' DMs in public like the bitch she is
Hsieh is so cute, hope she wins!!
andersons 15th match of the year
>we're friends
Thanks
>good
*well, you french piece of baguette
>Anett
Trying to tire Pliskova out by having her sprint around the court. Not working great for her.
Are there no dentists in Asia? Christ this girl has terrible teeth
it's over, it's already hers.
she's already performed her "amazing comeback" against the 10000th ranked player.
now the other seeds will start tumbling and she'll only play either deers in the headlights or players who play exactly like her (Görges) but worse.
the Wimbledon draw is carefully designed with an algorithm that's there to help Serena and create problems to her most dangerous opponents.
they've got it down to such a precise science that you wouldn't even know it's there.
based!!
the new ferrer!
>Muchova
FUCK OFF AND LET MY WAIFU WIN!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
what happened to ferrer?
youtu.be
most of kyrigos antics are cringey at best
but this was funny
Pliskova jumped a hurdle
retired earlier this year, he failed to win a slam!!
Hurkacz is unironically gonna beat Djokovic
Fax this post
Ouch, that decline
excellent results so far today.
woz's loss was particularly tasty.
ill work on one
Fuck off, Muchova, you literal who shitcunt!
Winners today
Canada
France
Spain
Ukraine TWICE
China
Czechia
that's such a pretty face
Fuck this stupid fucking sport
hsieh doesn't have sponsors? don't you have to pay some kind of subscription to play tournments? Is she very rich?
>bbc2 showing Murray's brother's doubles match instead of literally ANYTHING ELSE.
if you're streaming BBC, you can pretty much watch any court you want
they keep pushing the British doubles matches before the singles matches though
small price to pay for being able to watch literally any court you want in HD
>for free
>pella's gf is del poo's sloppy seconds
wew
>Ireland
Bet she could suck a golf ball through a hosepipe
Aw thank you user :)
bbc bias towards Anderson.
is it just because he speaks English as his first language?
Because of his run last year
>france
>italy
Based rafa
aren't brits supposed to always cheer for the underdog?
please be my GF
Yeah, that's why that plucky Swiss underdog gets so much support
Why is it that whenever I read about Zverev and Kerber it is them choking like fucking bitches?
Are they /weakmind/?
for german user, your shitty shoop
yeah, I knew it was a myth.
The average age of the top 4 seeds is 34
Why do zoomers suck at tennis?
This pella fella is pretty good tbf
not Muchova performance from Kontaveit today.
alan pardew the fraud
who fellow /anyone but nadal/federer/djokovic/ here?
Brits on 4chin aren't real brits. They've been rejected by British society and choose to immerse themselves in online culture which is basically american
he's cutting slices
>Set Djokolegs flexibility to 87.45%
me except not blanderson or pooanic also
Imagine if there were two clay slams instead of two hardcourt slams
Nadal would have 30+ slams
Is that old slag checking her make up?
Cell phones
yeh pretty awkward
>goofy
Every time. Every single time
It's already in slices. He's eating it like a poof
Digits for Rafa.
HOLY BASED
v-vamos
based and borispilled
Martic such a qt
..breaking his leg
Blyat
Kam on, Petra! Dab on this annoying cunt!
that's true for 90% of Yea Forums residents, more of a Yea Forums culture than anything else because this site has a very strong culture
took the doggo for a walk
Pella
Where has this lad been
>blunderson
Enjoy being shot
What an awful view
medevev is my sleeper pick for the semi's
awwww. post his/her face
Tsonga will quadruple bagel Nadal
i went their becus its close to where i live and its a good spot for dog walking not becus of the view
Woah
rally of the tournament there between Pella and Anderson.
>195cm servebot irl
>mfw all the lanklets getting bullied out of wimbledon by manlets
Clifton Suspension bridge?
Nice digits, now how do I unsubscribe from your blog?
>Champagne pop in the crowd
Fucking brits have no respect for the players
Grass is slow as shit this year
guido 'leave the lanklots to me' pella
Better than that retarded chant you cunts won't stop doing
>literally named guido
awwwww. Handsome Lab. What's it called?
nice legs.
Imagine being a seeded player and seeing that you are in the part of the 4th seed aka the zoomer bust instead of the big 3
That's Slag Spice. She was a member of the largest selling girl group of all-time.
jesus christ, who's this annoying prick commentating with McEnroe?
he cute
huw
boris becker
mcenroe
I can see my shitpost
>Huw
Does he fuck sheep?
Looks like a faggot desu.
>sunday
>"Can Dimitrov, Zverev or Tspasis make the jump up in grand slams?"
>monday
>All three out collapse more than an England lower batting order
John Inverdale and Tim Henman are with him. I quite like Inverdale.
Cute
>I quite like Inverdale
Fucking neck yourself
Good name. Cute pup
I think /tennis/ has found its mascot
Yeah as this user shows not many people seem to like him.
Boris is our mascot
Djokovic SHOOK.
What the fuck pole
The BBC already won't shut up about this kid. The next 20 years are gonna be 'fun'.
WELP
get fucked.
Huw is our mascot, you cunt
Has Djokobot installed a mind control option?
wtf i love Boris now
Anyone here ever been to Vimbledon?
You absolute rotter, put 'em up!
how the hell is FAA the 4th favourite for the bookies?
Where do you live, you poof.
I'll 'ave you
No.
Foreigners need that guide.
That's a shame.
I'll be in the Dog & Duck car park at 5
Bring a tool, you'll need it
mum won't let me out till after 6. I have to eat my tea first
Goffin running around like a madman
bbc comms taking about azarekenkos divorce
I look like Hurkacz. That same pigeonesque face :/
At like 11
release the tarp
Ah, might as well leave it then. Forgot what it was about anyway.
Imagine watching an Azarenka match without muting it.
Lmao you should see some of the aussie open games. Tickets are chep as fuck becaues tennis is like the third or fourth most popular sports and its full of VIC bogans getting fucked up and yelling at evening/night matches.
Great fun.
>tfw you'll never take your child bride to the tennis
it's so sad my two boys have to fight against each other not in the final ;(
great match on centre court before
>Muting Clijsters
Bit gay m8
Is it worse than sitting next to fanatic Asians?
>fanatic Asians
similar to indian/asians in cricket
I mean Vika is a great player obviously I mean, Vumbledon is a great place I love to be here, I mean it's very special and amazing here at Vumbledon I hope I can come back next year to Vumbledon I mean
Damn Borg looks like THAT?
player wearing nike
coach wearing lacoste
it's one moral code for us, and another for them.
As long as they cheer for Nadal, they are good in my book.
Full kit wanker.
what a cunt
>raonic, paire, rba or pella will be a wimbledon semifinalist
yikes
>mcenroe comparing tomic to kyrgios
Kyrgios at least tried for much of yesterday's match.
Raonic is already a Wimbledon finalist
>This boomer cunt waffling on about politics
What happen to Novaks cap I missed it? In set 1?
reckon the players should get double the warm up time for centre court to get rid of the nerves and get used to the unusual shape
>AGAAAAAAAAAGH
>WOOOOOOOOOOO
>AGAAAAAAAAAGH
>WOOOOOOOOOOO
>AGAAAAAAAAAGH
>WOOOOOOOOOOO
Shouldn't be allowed
what's with amerians always wanting to ban speech?
hAlEp
it's rayciss
help
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Australians BTFO
any1 watching goffin vs medvedev?
just started watchin, hows the match goin
one of them is gonna win pekka
thank you 4 the ANALysis
Hubie really is Berdych 2.0
Close game
Goffin will win
put your mortgage on that
>tfw you will never grab a slice with halep
why is living even an option
What the fuck was that by Djokovic.
what tactic did he told Nadal to use?
>tfw you will never grab a slice of halep
jdimsa
Park the bus behind the baseline
nadal just thanked mourinho for bringing real back to glory
thanks but im not a g*mbler
cheering 4 coffin
not so fast raul
Webm of novak‘s fall?
>servebots are almost all gone
>looking like a kino 5 setter between fed and djoker in the finals
feels good tbqh
i want to be crushed by simona halep's thighs
cute lineswoman
>I wish I was at home shitposting on Yea Forums
/tennis/ I require advice
took my doggo for a walk on this field today, use this field quite a lot, and there isn't anything growing on it, until very recently I noticed that there was a sign (badly placed) claiming "no trespassers" but again it isn't made clear exactly what area of land this sign pertains to. For clarity, the field is usually overgrown and when it is, I tend not to use it, but considering the hay being grown there had been harvested days ago I thought walking around it couldn't do much harm.
Anyway this dude in a tractor pulled up alongside me on the road parallel with the field and I think he took a photo of me, but I can't be sure.
This is pretty much the only good place to walk my pupper and I'm not sure what harm I'm doing to his field considering there's nothing on it.
Does anyone know what's most likely to happen if he decides not to confront me face-to-face?
Wtf bros you told me that Hurkacz was trash
same
for me, it´s Belgium´s David Goffin
Streetshitter lineswoman in her comfortable squat
they should let holly have a go
trusting an entire thread of ABDs
I want that to be my head
/unsubscribe
oh no
based
lovely
please user I can't afford a fine
Fuck, I fucking hate Danielle Collins so much
FEED ME SEYMOUR, FEEEEEEEED ME
This goffin med game is absolute patrician tier
Say you didnt know it was private land with no gates around it. Done.
lmao @ living in a country without the freedom to roam
indeed, two great players, shotmakers and strikers of the ball, perfect for sitting back relaxing, having abeer or to
*sniff* *sniff*
oh yes my dear
why? she's cute
imagine the smell
How rural are we talking here? Also is the england, scots, or wales. I think they have dif land use rules but im a cityfag and going off what i've been told. There wasnt any livestock on the field was there?
Britain mostly does.
thought goffin was supposed to be good
>cute
That's not how you spell cunt, Marek
not as cute as hubi
never any livestock on the field, and it's on the edge of a village but once you get onto the green belt it goes on for fucking miles
she's harmless.
the only women you should hate are serena and boushit. i allow you to hate woźniacki too.
he did the same superman shit last match too.
>Danielle Collins
>age 25
wtf she looks 40 lmao
>ź
cringe
SEE MOE NAH
SEE MOE NAH
SEE MOE NAH
>Collins
Hory shit
>66 minutes
hAlEp
shit day
>Halep before and after
Fabbiano? More like FabbiOH NO NO NO NO!
>when you get an invitation but it's for women tennis
>Djoker
HUBI HUBI HUBI
OI OI OI
BASED HUBI
This guy is so fucking good holy shit
THE HURKER
damn that was a good fucking set
>only 2 interesting matches of the day happening at the same time
Extremely based from Goffin there
the other one being the Goffin one?
Choker
god i so fucking wish this coco nigger gets double bageled so the Beeb shuts the fuck up about this overhyped monkey
Literal Janowicz 2.0
Medvedev speaks french with his coach. Seems like a pretty large cranium guy. Is tall but doesnt brainlessely ballbash. Calls out Tsitsipas for his russophobia, cool guy
yeah, Medvedev seems to be losing his concentration or is injured last games
Can games here be interrupted due to darkness?
false. he's not that good at counter strike
not really. Janowicz's serve was amazing
Phwoar
not anymore. the Williams sisters were allowed to take part by the late 1990s.
>literally who teenager that no one heard about until last week gets center court
wew
HOW MANY TIMES
So? Peak Janowicz was amazing.
What's he say about Russia?
AHHHH THIS CANT BE HAPPENING IM #1 TENNIS PLAYER IN THE WORLD
jailbait as fuck.
you know it's only because she's a fucking NIGGER the fucking BBC are all fucking tranny SJWs
On the outside courts, yes. On centre they can use the roof/lighting for late night matches. Think there's a curfew of 11 though.
he trained in France. it's not that strange
He's also not a netlet which is a major bonus for him. Doesn't cilic also speak french with his coach? Regardless, Goffin is playing really well now
All these guys at their "peak" are amazing. Tennis is a game of consistency which zoomers are simply incapable of.
playing on centre court at his first wimbledon at 15
youtube.com
>you better shut your fuck up
>he doesnt know how to fight
africa is in the house tonight
Oh yeah I've seen that
WE WUZ WIMBELDUN
what gender is that?
this but unironically
wheres the non white
wimbledon edition
who is this handsome lad /cric/
Based Petra, get fuck Collins
This, Mike Tyson spoke about this in boxing as well
Goffin has a cute wife
gf
>hubi
It's ogre
Or because she's 15 and playing great, not everything is about race.
>no one out pizzas the hut
I´d beg to differ, monsignori tv commercial narrator
t. tranny
>POOhli
bet he doesn't even like tennis. just tagged along with sachin 2bh
nah. she's a child prodigy.
Gifted
Id that Borg with some dirty hippie?
/xyz/ is a racism free subreddit
Top middle is P I S S E D
yeah think so, sat close to him once during an exho in Stockholm between Ivanisevic and Edberg
>Verdasco
That was WTA tier, lad
Cori Gauff is black excellence. Hope she wins the tournament just to piss off all the racist fucks.
Have sex, seether
par for the course with verdasco sadly
go dilate, tranny
>Collins out
Gauff is going home today
the state of Britain, how far have we fallen it's truly sad
god i wish i was rich and famous
what the fuck is that noise you can hear from the goffin match so fucking annoying shut the fuck up cunts
>2019
>literally playing "spot the coloureds"
>literary taking time out to screencap said coloureds and post them on a weeb image posting site.
are you my nan?
imagine how fucking easy life is, never have to work again and can get your dick dipped by any number of adoring fans
kek, the end of that match was vintage WTA
How much roids was Fabbiano on?
Killed the entire gras season from literally nowhere
you have to go back
sadly both of those cunts have been married for a long time no? probably missed on a lot of ez pussy
Godfin wielding the drop shot like a god atm
no, she's going to play mixed with some retarded brit that left his partner for her. hope they lose 1R because of him
Imagine being the no.1 men's player in the world and top seed, playing on court 1 whilst some unseeded zoomers get centre.
au contraire mon frere
Beckham got caught cheating with a pig wanker.
eat a brick you fucking retard. hope you burn is a acid attack
what the fuck is they gay ass sport of cricket doing in the title
This, but unironically
are you smelling fumes from the toilet again ?
i dont
jeder tritt ein brit
>/cric/
Someone make a real thread
why can't white people be faithful
like tennis
new
4chin is T_d now
we all leddit
it's just not cricket
"no"
>/cric/
kys
haha
cant wait for the next shit thread
better new
fucking hell this is a high quality match
>cricket
no thanks
>gauff
haha get rekt nigger
Fuck this /cric/crap!
real new thread: >real new thread:
real new thread:
shit man what are you doing?
thread splitters at it again
this is the real non cric thread
Giving Poland a panic attack
delete it plox
i hope the gookmoot deletes this whole goddamn board
caro had the same shorts, but no such shots, except once...
Does everyone in Britain get a uniform when they reach a certain age?
does your nan really post screencaps on Yea Forums? gotta say i'm impressed if she does.
