ITT: Kino results

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only respectable game, I enjoyed it a lot.

>90+16'

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not that much, >we went from not even being there in 1994 to champion in 1998

a true Copa America-tier classic

Is this Argentina's most embarrassing defeat?
Getting 3-0'd in a final against your arch rival when they're using a B team and you have a lineup like that.

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Who could forget?

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JUST

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Most Kino match I've ever seen in a WC

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all griezmann la

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OH NO NO NO NO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD AHAHAHAHAHAH

>Paises Baixos
ajajaja

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>pqqney

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>pt-PT

We just say Holanda

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>all the preassure in the world due to the 7-1
>match ending in penaltys
>Nerman saving Brazil at the very last minute
>all that weight being lifted from our shoulders two years after WC 2014

This match was very important to us on a symbolic level.

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Our best player was the goalkeeper, Bolivia took 23 (twenty three) shots

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that location is cheating desu

>playing agaisnt the b team
>lifted the weight
The fuck?

What. I refuse to believe this is real.

Olympic gold was the only title we didn't had at that point.

>playing at La Paz

La Paz is at 3600 metres over sea level, I think they lost like 2 times in the last 20 years there

Plus Maradona was our coach

Why doesn't Bolivia just play all their home games there and also host a world cup there?

>winning with 7 men

now that 's what I call alpha

They do host ALL their home games there, they just fail because you need to win the away games too.

They do play their home games for qualies there, and I don't think they are allowed to host a WC

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Because we weren't playing with our B team too? Unless you think Weverton is A team material.

You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half

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Why couldn't Argentina have won that ffs. We'd have south Dutch or Croatian champions and it would have been kino

I've always wondered did Germany allow them to score that one just to avoid a chimp out?

It wasnt fixed we were just bad.

T.mamic

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Huddersfield 2-1 man uts
Town were undefeated in their short stay in the premier league against man utd at home.
Think thats the only team that didnt beat them over 2 seasons. The local plastics were seething

Besides Ronaldo, how many Portuguese players are currently still playing?

Adriano was a beast

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Bolivia has interest to host the 2023 WWC

The Derby of Peace, they said

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I always thought a match should be stopped at the 4th red card in a team.

Minimum amount of players on the pitch is seven.

>Trivia
Two of Bahia's red cards have been awarded for bench players

>3637 meters high

O Jogo Bonita in its rawest form

>Two of Bahia's red cards have been awarded for bench players
topkek

Bolivia has some higher cities than La Paz with stadiums and regular club footbal like Oruro, El Alto and Potosí.

>e deram um belo exemplo às torcidas

Baseado.

>still blaming maradona
You had several managers with several different philosophies and still failed everytime for the last 30 years.
After a while you just need to accept your players are not the hot shit you sell the world, and yourselves, they are.

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>El Alto
>4150 m
Bolivia should really host the world cup for the lulz.

wtf happened here?

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>Hosted the Copa America twice
>1st and 2nd place.

based

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paraguay in 2011 copa america

Lol Wtf? Wiki says Nautico missed 2 pens in that game.

total shitfest

From 1982 WCQ
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Wikipedia on this:
After five matches, New Zealand found themselves in third place, three points and five goals behind China PR. For New Zealand to qualify, they had to beat Saudi Arabia by six goals to finish ahead of China PR on goal difference. Despite scoring five in the first half, New Zealand were unable to add to their tally and the match finished 5-0, thus putting New Zealand level on points and goal difference with China PR, and forcing a play-off.

The truth:
NZ didn't score more goals on purpose after realizing saudi cheating plan to harm China because saudis got mad after loss your two matches against China and get eliminated from WC

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Kino because Italy played basically an entire game (zambrotta got a rede card at 34' and they had extra time, 86 minutes) and still won

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What happened to Luan? I remember wanting him in [spoiler]Liverpool[/spoiler] ever since that game.

He's shit nothing more.

You forgot Netherlands missed two penalties in normal play, of which one was in extra time.

Hoe the fuck does one choke so hard

Never leave a game early desu.

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10 years later i'm still mad

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best match of my entire life
kino af

Fuck, I forgot Matt Derbyshire existed, let alone that he played for Olympiacos
Still angry that he played for Nottingham Forest when his surname is the name of their rivals

>all these greek names
>then suddenyl...
>Dudu Cearense

Fucking keked.

any link for that match?

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A FUCKING DENTIST

wtf happened at 80'
also on that match in general

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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martinez be like :
>its just japan lads lmao

Yes, the defenders did. Neuer was fucking pissed.

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>The Faroe Islands defeated Austria 1–0 on 12 September 1990 in a UEFA Euro 1992 qualifying match at Landskrona IP in Landskrona, Sweden. The result is notable as one of the biggest shocks in football history, as the Faroe Islands were playing their first ever competitive match and had a team composed of amateur players, while Austria played at the 1990 FIFA World Cup in Italy less than three months earlier.
>Because the Faroe Islands didn't have a suitable football stadium, their national team choose to play its matches in Sweden, using Landskrona IP as their home ground.

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Why is Ghana 2 Czech 0 in 2006 so surprising? It was at a neutral ground and it wasn't a 12-0 win

Greece Costa Rica 1-1-

Based Palermo missing all penalties to have the guiness record
youtube.com/watch?v=NQDUaC9wuP4

FPBP

I think because it was Ghana's first world cup, while Czech Rep just had a convincing Euro 2004. I agree the result seems a little out of place with the other results.

haha yeah who loses to the faroe islands, that's pretty embarrassing from austria haha

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Underrated. Celtic didn't even put out a youth team, shame it was over two legs.

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>jahia dindu nuffin

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sad that the spurs didnt win the CL , i wanted a total chimpout from arsenal

>Norway defeats Mexico and Ireland defeats Italy
>Mexico defeats Ireland and Italy defeats Norway
>they all tie in the last game
Shit like this will never happen again.

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Shame, Chelski were the real winners. Sarri got his trophy and they're the only London team with silverware.

oh snap

none

ricardo carvalho is playing

Thought he meant playing in the national team

No, I meant who were still playing professional football.

Canada 2 - Colombia 0
2000 Gold Cup final

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it wad a joke you fag
we are still salty by that defeat here

KINO

I know, just wanted to put some context for others to see.
And don't call me fag, you invented that shit along side paedofilia.

based leaf

It was probably just a case where the Czechs were far too highly ranked and Ghana far too lowly ranked and it was just the results evening out to how they should be

>I know, just wanted to put some context for others to see
fair enough
>And don't call me fag, you invented that shit along side paedofilia.
true
you invited suicide though

>the crowd screaming "uh vai morrer"

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Reminder that with Liverpool slipping the league, the cycle begins again and they'll return to mediocrity this season

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They did well, we wouldn't have been able to write bra71l otherwise

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AGUIRRE!!!!!!!!!!

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Seedorf, Zanetti, Cordoba & Adriano btfo by a team with Titus Bramble in it

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Okay THAT is a kino set of results.

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>Montreal
>Winning 4-1 at half time
>gets rekt 5-4

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delete

>scoring that many goals and still losing
OH NO NO NO

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>blowing up a 5 - 1 lead

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THREE
OWN
GOALS

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>Copa Mercosur 2000 Final match

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I knew South America was corrupted but this is another level.

Reminds me a bit of that time Jon Walters scored two own goals against Chelsea, then missed a penalty

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Ricardo Carvalho is retired. If the benched players count, Ricardo Costa is still playing. Quim retired one year ago after winning the Portuguese Cup with Aves

based

>every time germany appears they have a different flag
why can't them niggas keep the same borders and flag for at least 3 consecutive decades?

fuk u nigger

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>that 2nd derbyshire goal
probably my favorite game ever, fuck. We also were 2 players down for like 30 minutes.

haha, I remember watcing this instead the other "kino" match and it was amazing

>89% possession

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>At half-time Martinez finally realises the Jap team is on average about 5 feet tall
>Puts Fellaini on
>Puts three unchalleged goals in the net, wins
300 IQ management there.

Google Oruro, the city where the match took place

It was just a shitfest, the owngoals didn't look like they were on purpose, it's just that playing at over 3700 metres over sea level makes you stupid, there isn't any oxygen up there

Vertonghen's goal was ridiculous. I'm pretty sure he even admitted it was completely accidental in a post-game interview.
youtube.com/watch?v=f2ZToI-p8GA

he did , he could have gone "yeah its what i wanted to do" but he was honest about it and said that all he wanted to do was to center it

>muh tiki taka

To date my favorite world cup memory.
Africa will never win.

I remember in the lead up to this match 7-1 shit posting was at an all time high and the board was basically quiet the next day. Very many people were treating this game seriously, way more than any Olympic tournament has been before.

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Someone post bennyball

Did you really expect any different from us?

AHAHAHA Fuck kakkerlakken

What a amazing match that was!

OHNONONO

Fake news
Everyone knows Spotted Eagle won the popular vote

Based Belluschi.

Only good burger team ever

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>tfw we were robbed of a semi-final appearance by a cheating kraut

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There was much cheating in that cup
>worst Korea in semis
Lmao

for me its englands finest hour since the battle of london
england 5 germany 1

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Those 2 bizarre own goals

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>I watched all the 120 minutes of this game
at least the ending was worth it

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based leaf

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>It should've been 0-8
Özil pls

>2000+ passes for a singles shot on target
i'm glad deschamps doesnt believe in the possession meme

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deschamps is smart, tiki taka is only a solution when your team is made of manlets who can't win physical duels and can't run fast. the players available make they way you must play.

That's not as kino though. 8 isn't even a prime number.

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How do mexicans feel about this match? Your biggest rival who doesn't care as much about footy as you do ended your chance of reaching the famous fifth game... that's gotta hurt

That was such bullshit

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Tony with the side ways pass

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Most kino redemption arc

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they just won the wc in 2018

le funne /pol/ joke

oh come on, your team even failed a 5 vs 2 chance, we deserved to win

never forget

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kek

I was hoping for a German victory, because the seethe would have been indescribable.

>Winning WC in Huezil
>Winning Olympic Gold in Huezil

This game was based, the bongs had been talking shit about ratking for months, he had his knee surgery 3 weeks before and everyone thought he would miss the game, and he fucks them up anyway kek

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>berhalter

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The laser pointer in the background during the penalties is pure kino

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1997 they got past Mexico with refbola.

Bayern - Arsenal 10-2 on Aggregate.

These 2 games brought us the very best of ArsenalfanTV.

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based

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Based Akinfeev with his golden leg sent manolos back home in front of their r*yals

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Peak Bilic ball

K I N O

>doni

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Suarez' second goal was assisted by his teammate Slippy G in his final game for England.

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>Chokingham

Most kino game of the WC, those japan goals were based af. They should have tried to waste time at the end tho deska senpai.

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The funny part is that they got eliminated 3-1 by Russia just after.
Also
>Turkey
>european

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>saad mane

>yuros will never know the beauty of Bennyball

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REEEEEE

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Oh no no no

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OH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>what a stupid question

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8-0 is more kino because before the match Advocaat specifically said that Sweden wouldn't win 8-0 and then the Netherlands didn't qualify

Absolutely kino match
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This happened in the playoff final for an eredivisie spot last season

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based

bring back the golden goal

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watched these ones live, total kino
especially that weird header by van persie

hello

Kinoest shit ever

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But is can be written as product of prime numbers

>netherlands has a 8 goal advantage to go into play off with italy
>"sweden will not win 8-0 lmao"
>this happen
you couldnt make this up if you wanted

nah theres a reason it was removed

This game must have been painful for Argentina fans. Brazil's 2nd was a dagger

>Costa Rica reached the Quater-finals before Mexico could

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delet this

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>conCACAf qualifying for 2008 olympics
>Mexico needs to beat Haiti by 5 goal difference to qualify
>only beat Haiti 5-1, with comedy gold missed chances and missed penalties

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based

kino

lol

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fucking hell

For me, it's that 6-0 back in 2014. My cab driver was a Chelsea fan, and the whole ride was just pure banter

delete this

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Nah, Romário singlehandedly destroyed the pigs lol

>this post
>this flag
Based

top kino

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This was probably the greatest moment of Guatemalan history. Also fuck Brazil

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they were told to hold back so it could've been like 12-0

>no england 2:3 croatia
shitty thread

This was the most based match I've ever seen

For me, it's Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink

wild ride

The only time an Austrian team won the German championship, back when they had playoffs. also:
>Schalke

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>Scotland were given the chance to go as runner ups to the 1950 wc

>Scotland captain George Young, encouraged by England captain Billy Wright, pleaded with the SFA executive committee to accept that they had been foolish in saying they would only go to Brazil as champions. However, SFA secretary George Graham was adamant that Scotland had given their word and that they would not go back on it.

God I miss the >Moyes era. One of the worst shoot outs I've seen

Feel sorry for the parents whose kid's favourite player was him. Imagine having to get that printed on the back of their shirt.