/cric/

This is what you get for having the audacity to beat the mighty Great Britain

Can we arrange this for before the semis?

congratulations to new zealand. sure we all expected them to make it into the final four as they are clearly a cut above the teams below them, but meeting expectations still deserves some praise

Grudgingly giving you a kek

I'm off lads. More serious stuff to do

who even gives a fuck, Australia is gonna win again and no one will even remember who the semi making teams were next time around

Gr8 b8

Hope England win it, Nz are too shit, Aussies have won too much and Indians are shitters lmao

I will remind you

i want england / nz to win. either is fine by me

New Zealand is permanently carved inside your skull

Eh, not really, as much as >you don’t deserve to be in the semis I would much rather englel have gotten btfo by India and >us replacing them

very powerful OP

Will they do the haka

I will.

When we collect the cup

And what of good Solonius?

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I can't believe it, it's actually happening

How do we stop Micha lads?

>...Anonymous
>07/05/19(Fri)06:45:54 No.93986188
>who even gives a fuck, Australia is gonna win again
umm..no sweaty , if they win it will be their very first wc post sandpaper era

What happens if pakistan score 300 and banglagesh concede the match, thus scoring 0?

Good gesture

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also, 'chabin bla x

>have chance to heroically play as if no care in the world and just slog with the chance to readjust and play to win
>10 wickets in hand, block from ball one
>cowardly, forgettable match
>post about how they were unlucky and deserve to be in the SF

explain this

why do ausgods not want aus to win?

That's cursed it.

Fuck off. Why should casuals get to watch the main event. If they really liked cricket they would have bought sky and watched all the other games.

These jews will do everything in their power now to ensure England doesnt make it

the could not beat any of top 5 teams poopeeland

Wish they'd fuck off in general tbqh

Urgh, cock cravings are back again lads

Yeah 162 all out that way. Be patient.

don't force this during primetime, try brit x

All the rorkes in the replies demanding refunds on their subscriptions lmfao

>implying ;)

BASED

unironically based but that's gone and jinxed it.

I do but I don't want cricket in England to die and winning a world cup might help it gain a bit of relevance again. Similar case for new zealand, i want them to be successful at cricket so it stays popular there and hopefully they can keep developing good players and play more test cricket. whereas here cricket is more popular than ever so if we dont win this world cup it really wont matter much

>Mo suc madekk hussian

I remember you saying this before. Interesting way of thinking

KEK

unbuttered toast

i dont know waht any of this shit means but i sure as fuck dont want you faggots to win

West Indies should be the first pick by that logic but its interesting that cricket seems to be dying everywhere but India and Aus, even Pakistan and Sri Lanka don't seem to care now

I really pray for paki to pull of this miracle. They deserve it and New Zealand do not. Damn shame about the washout against India

brown hands typed this

>buying sky
If we make it I want fan parks or pub gardens. Hope flat iron square have it on in borough

The right thing to do is to give Pakistan our spot and fly home

to all the Pakistanis, let me just say: you should be proud of your men in green despite the pain - in fact I kind of know how you feel right now. sure, you might look at my flag and think "what could he know about losing?" but back in 2007 we too missed out on a semi final in our national sport, rugby. "but that was 12 years ago and you haven't lost anything since then!" doesn't matter, I still remember the disappointment, just like you're feeling, it was even worse in fact, know why? there was shock too. it's one thing to miss out on a pipe dream you may have had leading up to the tournament, another entirely to fail to live up to realistic expectations. take heart in that.

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Yeah i always support the windies when they play, i just dont mention them in this case because they're not in the finals. i also wanted south africa to win.

Christ almighty they can't win
It should be free to air anyway mind

Lying on my Shakti mat lads

sounds like something mccullum would say

its because modern non-test cricket is just meme-tier garbage where the bowlers have literally no say and most games are 400 vs 400. This tournament has been a welcome change but I don't expect that to continue... and few people care / are too busy for tests.

*knows about losing*

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Test

don't mock, I am this close to calling it truce

kek, this

Sitting in A&E with one of my cooks who chopped their finger off. Hour and a half to see someone. Don’t think this NHS lark is working lads.

so let's get this straight
NZ confirmed their place by beating
grade B sides throughout and are resting on their superior runrate

Cutting your finger off is pretty stupid, what were they thinking?

big of mccullum to walk even though that bowling action was suspect, sometimes the 50/50 calls don't fall your way and you have to be humble about it

dang, that sounds pretty rough bla x

eat shit ather ali khan

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If his finger is in ice it can probably last like a day before being reattached and be fine.

by thoroughly beating them, unlike pookistan

love kiwi integrity lad

Daily reminder that your money goes towards funding the coverage of the Women’s World Cup and Netball

Which general???

Fuck the pakis have some absolute conks on 'em

>two drops in 3 balls
kek chimp mushfiq

conk’s???

this bowling is absolute dogshit, really should have tried going for 400

Septic tank

(yank)

Just entered 8th year of college ama (plus 1 Gap year before college)

you doing PhD bla x

What’s your perfect Sunday?

imagine being an americlap and not being able to understand British/Australian/Kiwi slang

would suck being a faggot outsider on the reg

why do they call NZ people kiwis?

what's your favorite Indian comfort food

Barbie at cousin's terrace

Tell me about Bane. Why does he wear the mask?

how much debt are you in? will you tell me you're an engineer when you are driving me home at 4am in an Uber?

>yfw PAK don't even get to 300

Khichdi cooked by mum
Bachelor's

national bird or sommit
also they share its intellectual capacity

It's an oxygen supply mask . Bane breathes normally without mask at airplane height. On Earth the pressure changes so he can't breathe
No debt. Dad has some business related debts

Based pajeet sandu

>free-to-air
so they reimburse the loicense fees?

need a base tbqh bla, but ye need to get a move on innit x

Based

less bothersome than new zealanders

Based barber

>Pull shots
>Cut shots
>Leg glances
Hmmmmm...............

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already posted la

straffo tier whinging

General public being whiney cunts shocker

the GREAT people of the GREAT British empire, everyone

unironically scoring 400 against this attack was pretty doable desu

>subscribes for one game

and your favourite dish to order in a restaurant

Just score 400 runs bro. It’s easy lmao

Pakistan have 4th place in the bag just triple your score at 30 overs lads

lmfao wtf banglol

There's still a chance.

So am I safe to say, Pakistan are, how should I put this, done?

Will Pakistan?

See ya later Babar m8

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>gobar
oh nononononoonononononono

Lads I hate septics... I know it’s silly and probably quite irrational, but I see a post by a septic and it just makes my blood boil.

Babar?
More like bahbah as in byebye
WALK YOU CUNT

GONE

FUCK OFF

GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH

fucking GET OUT

wtf was that review lol

sounds like a bit of an overreaction mate

denied
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

GOTTEM
NZ NUMBER ONE
GET THE FUCK OFF MY PITCH
GET THF FUCK OUT MY SEMIS
FUCK

be me
live in limey’s head rent free

Pakistan could lose this game and the delusional mongs will still think there's a chance of getting to them semis

"gottem"

1992 mein bhi......

kek
KEK
K E K
K E K
E
K

BASED

Why is NRR deemed more important than head to head?
I watched nz at old trafford. Some kiwis were based as fuck. Then there was a minority of absolute cunts. Was nothing in between

LOVE the tomato red lads

>be american
>make this post
>don't realise that its the other way around
>get shot

Brainlet review

>some massive overs
>crr of 5
This whole defend the first power play fucking sucks.

Because NRR is supposed to reflect performance across the tournament whereas head to head reflects one match.

me?? just want the anglo brigade humiliated in their own sport

>dat overthrow

300+ iq thinking from mehidy

Beating the shitters emphatically doesnt make you deserving to go throug.

Pakistan will need to up their run rate a bit if they want to have any hopes of qualifying

some poignant punditry there mate

>Pakistan need 125 from 100 balls and then bowl out Bangladesh for 0

lads
I don't see it happening

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>teams bat first

has doull not been watching any of the games?

most of them have chosen to bowl first

Fuck off septic

>tfw no smelly manlet banglacucks itt

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Reckon Bangladesh should let them have it for the banter

Why are Indians always transferring money

I agree but head to head is also stupid because it can favour teams beating shitters and losing to good teams over teams beating good teams and losing to shitters.

Brown hands typed this

SCORE SOME FACKIN WALLOPS

they spend their hard earned money in their cunt instead of yours

Why couldn't Bangladesh throw this game so that I could taunt seething NZ posters

I seethe when I'm under an IP range ban due to "abuse" (le Auzbie dhziposters XDXD) and then see the lowest of low quality shitposting coming from obvious 56%ers.

Instead the only one seething here is you, and every one else

New Zealand have lost from every other team in the semi finals already. Kek. True minnows.

*ahem*

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need a crossover that has manual transmission and isn't underpowered
GO!

That sounds like the kind of chat I'd expect from a country who didn't even make to the semis.

thinking of x1 but they don't sell manual transmission in the States x

just buy a sedan cunt

like the Honda Accord sport?

They need to score 200 more lol

a lyth recall would be a gamechanger right now

Nah get a q60

fuck bannerlord is going to be good

210

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just want to die lads

and fucking stay there.

imagine the smell on the pitch

youtube.com/watch?v=ZqAY3N02lpI

imagine the smell in ur mums cunt

jk
yeah it probably smells bad

to whom are you speaking

what if I needed the opinion of my cricketing buds? can't just compartmentalize la

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give me one good reason why I shouldn't filter the american flags

the seppo tank fat yanks and their car chat. Seems VERY off topic to me.

Nissan over Honda? waaaaa

thinking about moving to bangladesh

I can't.

don't, even in your dream

need to chillout kiwi bud, we like you, hope you know that

You have to sense runs are required here

I still believe Pakistan can win by 316 runs.

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hope you don't like personal space

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2easym8

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didn’t know reliability was a factor. q60 would smoke a honda imo lad, just lease it

much better

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Pakistan are our bitches. We let England win to take away their only chance of getting through, and leaving them agonizingly close but out of reach

>We
Which player are you mate and what role did you play in throwing the game?

I'm ironically hoping for paki win, it'll make their seething 10x more delicious.

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this logic is retarded. you both play 'shitters'. if you can't beat them emphatically you don't deserve to go through. not even going to go into how good teams almost lost to shitters and WI made pak look like the shitters

the absolute state of this post

>we let England win
Cope

>t. seething paki

I'm not a /cric/ regular.
Will I see you lads for the T20 World Cup next year or are you only actual world cup guys?

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you'll see us for the ashes mate

I just blow in every 4 years then disappear once NZ start doing badly to be perfectly honest.

I'm always here

based Banga with the Schadenfreude.

I only started posting here when the WC started.

sebbesity and other NEET losers are here 24/7

I don't even like cricket

enjoying /cric/ for the first time in about 18 months

based freshie running the place already

high kiwi content.
understandable.

kek?

HIT WICKET LMAO

>hit wicket
lmao just

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OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU'RE OUT
HES GOT YOU I'M AFRAID
YOU DID A GREAT JOB THOUGH
WALK BACK WITH YOUR HEAD UP MATE
GOOD STUFF

this last summer would have been elite if it weren't for the yanks shitting it up
kiwi lads and ausgods all in, good cricket on, life was good

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

250 on the cards here lads

bangladesh done for

kiwis done for

oh no no no no

>100 from 100 balls
Kino

The hit wicket World cup exit

What a stupid way to go, how does this happen to pros?

>Pozkistan

IT'S OVER

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70 runs in 48 balls to give the fielders a chance to send Pakistan through

can they do it?

I BELIEVE

aggers wondering on tms if he had ever seen hit wicket in a test match. What an absolute cazzie, like everyone doesn't remember warne doing it in the edgbaston 2005 test

t. has never faced a single delivery

Paki and Banga players good mates
good to see
good stuff

>2005
Hello grandfather

Gone
got 'em
fuck off

kek

KEK

K E K

Yeah but this is all they do

dear oh dear not looking good for that ol net run rate now

>AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
this should be a compulsory review under new rules.

Are wicket keepers coached to say 'oyyyy' on close calls or is it just a coincidence that they all do it

t. MrFF

tsk, can't act like that then not review.

it's to influence the umpire
After UFC fights the fighters lift their hands above their head in celebration in a pathetic attempt to influence the judges

There's no punishment to doing it so why not

Yeah pakis are cooked

The semi final playing New Zealand

Business idea: score 148 more runs

Pakistan might want to score more runs here

Who is everyones money on winning the world cup?
For me it's india.

ssshh don't give them ideas

Australia yawn

Just did a horrible hot fart in the train to assert my dominance

Nathan Haris BTFO

??

Haris situation

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

harris o'hale btfo

poo

Just inhaled deeply to remind everyone that I'm in charge

Rolf Harris is a nonce m8

BASED

I mean Chris Haris

>australians now pretending to like kygriwog

is Nathan Haris related to Nathan Hauritz?

have recently started shitting like a frog
you put your feet on the toilet seat, squat like a slav and shit
it's changed my life. I felt like I lost half a stone at my last shit. I haven't needed to fart for the rest of the day. It really clears you out. It's amazing.
my life advice? start shitting like a frog.

seems like a nice atmosphere on cric tonight, what went so right?

>thinks being a lawyer means they're important
>alcoholic
>abuses Indians
>based suicide without a note
literally /cric/: the person

theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jul/04/lawyer-who-racially-abused-flight-crew-found-dead-after-jail-release

Sarfaraz is dead weight

the ultimate bandwagoneers

Pakistan require 10 RUNS per over if they want to still not be eliminated by the time they bowl.

Most of the riff-raff have been eliminated

"Found dead" is a weird and Guardian way of saying "threw herself off of Beachy Head".

>targeted by internet trolls
the horror.

>sarfaraz
yikes.. poor guy.. his bad luck continues

Sarfaraz probably wanted to lose the toss so everyone could just pack up and go to nandos

>Saifuddin to Imad Wasim, 1 run, he has smashed Sarfaraz so hard that the Pakistan skipper is on his haunches and looks in no mood to get up anytime soon.

BASED

>India still in it
>Aussie still in it
>septics still here
what exactly did you mean by this

"send bob and vegene"
*yeets off the cliffs of dover*

This is such a meme match

>helmet for bowlers
what now

just want to die lads

bloody health and safety gone mad

then die already faggot, stop sameposting

Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen

Yeah man that looked nasty in real time.

>be captain
>fail to qualify
>go home with a broken elbow

it's raining.

is safraaz Imad?

Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

kek what the fuck

filtering americans

no indians

twitter.com/7Sport/status/1146834580285956096
based
/ourwog/

Pakistan are only bloody doing it!!!

if Kyrgios played any other sport everyone would love him he just happened to choose a sport that only sooks follow

Doesn't work here (Aus restricted), is this the same vid? twitter.com/Vicehood/status/1146835389442772993

yes mate

Nothing wrong with what he did imo

GONE

THEY'RE DOING IT! WE DID IT REDD-OH NO NO NO

All Pookistan have to do now is get 10 wickets for zero runs. gg 2ez

Elite catch that

what a catch fizz!

agree tennis fans are a joke

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I don't get what's the big deal. Kyrgios literally did nothing wrong.

Of course you don't. Brown people have no sense of morals or etiquette.

apparently virat kohli is attractive to you lot, is this true?

>HE SHOULD HAVE APOLOGISED
>KYRGIOS IS A FLOG

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nigger plz

watching stranger thangs

Don't use that racist word here please

new season any good?
thought 2 was shit

>Pakistan require 21 runs from 2 overs for the minimum amount of runs they require today
>RRR: 10.5

oh please can they do it
I just want to see the absolutely meme fielding they do
can you even IMAGINE it

You obviously didn't see any of the Pakistani T20 league earlier this year.

woah cool it with the racist language mate jeez

fuck that trendy shit show. season 2 was shit. watch chernobyl. pure kino
make me nigger

Couldn’t care less if Ariel is played by someone white or black or Asian or whatever. Couldn’t care less.

What does saddens me is Disney’s ongoing downward trend. They used to release these incredibly original films every year. Now the only things they do are sequels or remakes.

One punch man s2 finished this week. Started well but ended pretty disappointing. Gonna be s3 though.

the Weigh In

Based correct Bangladeshi telly opinions

Do people there even watch normal telly?

Bit peckish

Purely out of interest, are penalty runs still a thing?

starting episode 2, it looks shit
already seen kiddo

watch fargo

Watch Fargo if you want a really good show. Especially season 2.

Fargomind

People don't complain if Suffa's in here,
And you're in the front row, all covered in beer
And club owners don't say "the place is wrecked, it's your fault" (uh huh)
If the roof is on fire it's an electrical fault
Man I bet you all bolt, when I bring it live
Like Friday night footy, in my hoodie can hide I
Get live on the breaks son, like pace one
Lads, if you're heading to the bar grab your mates one
Ladies come chill, come rock with me honey
I got like half a mill in monopoly money
There's no stopping me honey, so you can take my hand
We can lay on the beach and count grains of sand
Or take a plane to Japan, and drink sake with mafia
Fly to Libya for some Bacardi with Qaddafi a
Dinner date, followed by a funk show
We'll rip off our tops and jump around in the front row

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Based

Imad? More like he mad. Because he's been caught.

>3 seconds
hivemind

OH NONONONONOONO
PAKISTAN ON ELIMINATED BEFORE THE 2ND INNINGS WATCH

OH NO NO NO NO NO

what did the uppity wog do now?

If the roles were reversed, NZ would have booty blasted Bangladesh today and pulled it off. Pakistan are not worthy

x

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>pakistan has only one wicket keeper in the squad

PAKISTAN KNOCKED OUT OH NONONONONO

Hat trick on the cards

>get presented with an opportunity to qualify for the semis
>don't capitalise on it
pakis only have themselves to blame for this. pathetic showing and yet they will still blame new zealand's washed out game against india

>need 316 run victory to progress
>score 315
>cackistan

>the fiz
say that shit one more time cunt

lmao what the fuck was the point

>315

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>need to bowl Bangladesh out for 7 to qualify
LMAO

crunched the numbers lads
not looking good for pakistan

Still doable if Bangladesh incur a penalty which causes them to lose a run

It was the WI game that killed them.

Mustafizur Pfeiffer.

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Cute Femanon here. How do I get a cute Bangla bf like Mustafizur

How good would this have been as a classic match on Shane Warne cricket boiz?

>Heading into their final pool match at the 2019 world cup, Pakistan were faced with the daunting task of requiring the biggest win in ODI history in order to progress to the next round at the expense of a pathetic New Zealand. Can you rewrite history and wallop the shitskins into the semi-finals?

Pakistan will be hoping the Bangladesh team refuse to take field and forfeit the game I reckon

rip sunny g x

It is annoying how the commentators are playing up that it's still possible.

>Pakis required to win by 316
>Finish their innings on 315

oh no my niggas oh no no no

I thought the penalty was losing overs.

>s-see I told it was r-rigged fuck the ICC

Keeping is easy mate

Tactical terrorist attack by Sarfaraz in the Bangladeshi dressing room on the cards lads

>he's never been to the """Amir Show"""

So is Fargo good lads?

Not sure an abandoned match will be enough.

Must've forgot when New Zealand nearly lost to bongladesh

just saw aleem dar sprinting into the bangladesh pavilion lads
suspicious

Its still doable lads

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Nobody:

Not a single sole:

The commentary team:

wHy dIdNt U jUsT gEt 400????

>math
hate anyone who says this

Yeah but that was tactical

I believe that Fargo is good.
For this reason I said "watch Fargo"

Quack quack quack quack goes the duck

But the chicken it goes fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck off, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck off
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck off fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck off

Now this is chicken talk fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck off

>Normalfag memes
Uhm yeah cringe sweetie

A cheeky wide and wallop could seal the deal here

>So Pakistan end on 315, and that means Bangladesh must be all out for 7 or lower if Pakistan are to qualify for the semis

That's the right way to say it

maths

umm BBC said Pakis must win by 316

Why the FUCK does nobody understand how this NRR bullshit works?

There is only one math, the mathematics

*math's

just saw sarfraz putting on a vest and saying goodbye to his teammates in the dressing room
suspicious

sorry mate my mistake

very funny
i am from PAKISTAN and i add you on facebook now
you make me laugh
congrats

>bbc
yikes

Feel like you're not being very clear here

>After scoring an embarrassing 315 runs in their final pool match, Pakistan needed to bowl out Bangladesh for 7 runs or less to deny the sheep fucking lesser-Australians an eventual humiliation against their trans-tasman rivals. Can you rewrite the record books and spare New Zealand from further suffering?

Remember when hattricks used to be a thing? Waseem would get one then Waqar and before you know it opponents all out for 48

pakabooom

Would this have been possible if the windies game was a normal defeat?

Billy Bob's best role since Sling Blade.

of course sebbo takes the aleem dar joke makes it obvious and completely mangles it
americans have no sense of humour

Ma'aths

ye

they actually had a chance if they went for it from ball 1 but chose to just play it like a regular game even against bongladesh bowling.

No because NZ would have used different tactics and won an extra game. This was all planned

alex dadario gets her tits and vag out

Waseem and Waqar were destroyers bruh. Name a more iconic duo.

How are you lads all posting right now? Unemployed?

that may be, but
you have no sense
you're dead

>BUT THE BBC SAID

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just got back from the future lads
pakistan bowled out bangladesh for 3
but by telling you about it, I've caused the butterfly effect that erased the future and now pakistan are eliminated
before I fade away I have to tell you that reality check's real na

forgot that existed, downloading the 22GB.exe version rn

I dunno man that Paul Blart movie was pretty funny

9:34pm on a friday

JUST GET 400 RUNS DUDE. JUST GO FOR IT!

oh but I forgot to mention
There is also a film called Fargo.
And Season 1 of Fargo is kind of like a sequel to the film.
So watch the film Fargo.

I mean you don't HAVE to, there's only a small link between the two but it's part of the same universe and if you don't watch the film one thing will happen in Season 1 where you'll be like "what the fuck?" so probably watch the film.

holiday from toil
July 4th weekend

just saw ur mum sprinting towards my bedroom with her cunt out
suspicious

that's true detective you fat cunt

just saw sebbo make another abhorrent post lads

How did you post the comment if you disappeared mid sentence? Don't think you've thought this through

Notice you didn't deny it there.

*end's your world cup*

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Which sport's fans are the most intellectual? I say it's cricket followed by chess followed by league of legends.

yes, but unironically.

the point isn't that it was almost impossible, the point is they didn't try. could have been a kino first innings.

can see paki boss praying in his office as we speak
presumably to get Bangladesh all out for 7.

Felt himself fading and hit post just before he disappeared into the ether.

I agree. I didn't see enough memeswinging

WHY DIDNT THEY SCORE 10000??? THEY HAD THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY AND THEY BLEW IT, IF THAT WERE ME OUT THERE I WOULD HAVE WALLOPED EVERY BALL. THEY HAVE NO ONE BUT THEMSELVES TO BLAME

ah true

was getting confused with MEW getting her arse out in Fargo

Calm down. Loser

Depends which format of cricket. Limited overs cricket brings in the riff-raff.

I'm your father lad

cricket
afl
chess
wogball
>POWER GAP
baseball
f1
basketball
>POWER GAP
nfl
>MEGA POWER GAP
/nrl/
>MEGA ULTRA POWER GAP
/hoc/

BBC ARE BACKTRACKING
THEY SAID 316 SINCE THE GAME STARTED FOUR HOURS AGO AND NOW THEY'RE CHANGING THEIR TUNE

EVEN THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND

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If you confused Dadario's perfection with that washed up corpse you might need your eyes tested m8.

like you and the umpteen number of kiwis and that silly brit

MEW is a lying cheating whore slut

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BBC and lies

Name a more iconic duo

I subscribe to sky but i'm happy that the game is potentially free-to-air because I want cricket to succeed. absolute nonsense for people to cry at sky for what is a good thing, even if it makes them more money long term (more people exposed to their product- more subs potentially)

ask one (1) question regarding which car to consider and all hell breaks lose. Meanwhile you cunts go and on about some braindead tv show

>Why the FUCK does nobody understand how this NRR bullshit works?
BTFO

So did this pay-for-cricket kikery start when england finally became a half decent team? if so, kek

CNN and lies
MSNBC and lies
Huffpo and lies
Slate and lies
Salon and lies
Vox and lies
Mother Jones and lies
Sebbo and being fat
RC and being psychologically cooked
Poo Peeland and making only 183
Englel and choking in semi finals
This and the post

Why didn’t you include Fox?

dis lmoa

Based Rileyposter

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played out shit, the real game is the Franco/Heard/Depp triangle

if you were in the know you'd know timothee chamlet is in the mix with franco and heard too

>Why didn’t you include Fox?

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Australia and cheating

timothee literally whoemet, I only deal with A-list

and dis

>heard
>a list
>frano
>a list

Autism and maga boomers

Name a more iconic duo

BBC and white women

>depp in 2019
>a list

MAGA zoomers and autism

Kane smashing that 6 at Eden park was the single greatest moment in world cup history. Not from a biased point of view, Starc clearing out his stumps with 1 run to win would've been too if it'd worked out that way. It was just such a ludicrous game, everything about it was turbomeme retardation, unreal scenes. Cricket will never top that moment unless Bangladesh get bowled out for 5 runs just now.

>FOX
>lies
don't make me laugh, sebbo

why don't you make thread on Yea Forums anymore lad?

shan’t be taking that bait

did I just see a Sadiq Khan advert on MY cricket?

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Which match was that?

Yes, you did

Some dead rubber 2015 wc match

got tired mate don't go on Yea Forums anymore

rileyposting would get deleted on sight anyway

absolute cope, and far too early to resort to non-replying

*sips*

>"comedy" show
>Funded by the BBC
>Straight to iPlayer
>About Muslims
>Called "Muslamic"

Nothing about this is surprising and not a single soul will watch it.

Hope the boys pull out some unreal sledging when we play Australia. Whole team to walk out in SBW masks and big rolls of sandpaper

abc does the same here but about abos

reminder that the "muslamic ray guns" guy was 100% correct all along.

absolutely, name recognition is a thing and he's still connected to Dangerous Beasts, he WILL unjust like a chrysalis

>It won't be indus you face

>RR 0.00
It's over

Based

See, I told you faggots that time travel is possible

The BBC needs to have all of its content other than news and sports shut down. All their "entertainment" has been absolute gash for a decade.

Is his little Willy also in a Chastity and he's getting pounded by BBC?

Triple hattrick still on the cards

Just 49 more of these lads

5 runs more

Can't seem to find the full highlights video but it was this game
icc-cricket.com/video/194847

This garbage will become mainstream in due time here, thanks for that.

How does it feel that a non tax payer like myself gets to watch all of BBC content for free

I wonder if (((they))) have just franchised this Australian original.

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Just one more

god I'm sick of jews

it's over lads :(

DROPPED THE CATCH
STOLE A SINGLE
SEVEN OFF THE OVER FROM AMIR

Don't blame us for this fuckery. Despite nobody giving a fuck about it the BBC is hell-bent on creating as much diversity programming as possible.

>darkie fielding

The semis qualifying New Zealand

>dropped
oh no no no no

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DROPPED THE WORLD CUP

He dropped the world cup there you have to say

remember the channel 9 cricket commentary team shilling this all summer
grim

HES JUST DROPPED THE WORLD CUP

If you ever go onto the BBC news page there is always an article about the poor Muslims or something about how cool they are and how they are misunderstood or something. "He he check these Muslims girls who love shopping" or some nonsense

I've not seen BBC page today but I bet I'm right

So why aren't they just stopping? Nothing matters any more

what a pathetic way to enter the semis

oh no no no no

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literally dropped the world cup

You can leave anytime you like, m8

just saw Guptill void Heracles and Achilles
the demis nullifying new zealand

for me? Ajax

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What’s the point of this post?

>this early
fuck off m8

i dont

like

sebbo

cricket

>Pakistan are out of the world cup

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bump

oh no

shouldn't you be stretching mozzarella for the baked ziti

i

loves

it

loving this

>it's a dumb cunt pom only links the new thread once and everyone misses it episode

big tittes and stanky arses

the best feeling m8

B&R

We're closed
Get the fuck out of this thread NOW

I'm still here, shh

the bodyguard was decent, that was bbc

Honestly I kind of wish they would

based

yanks really do have no banter christ...