Tfw im cutting inside my wrists to honor Robben after retirement

>tfw im cutting inside my wrists to honor Robben after retirement
how are you honoring Robben?

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I'm cutting my calorie intake and buying two dumbbells with 35kg on each to cut myself into a figure worthy of LCIM.

kino picture

I lose my hair

Dive

A woman lightly brushed against me in Tesco this morning. I threw myself to the ground and had her kicked out by security.

I'm cutting my exclusive sex sessions with my adult female girlfriend from 10 times a week to 7 times a week.

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Did you then kick a melon between two aisles past a tin of beans?

I'm English, so naturally I hit it straight at the tin of beans.

I let Casillas win the one-on-one

first sign of a dying relationship

I'm in the middle of the process

Wearing shirts two sizes too small and jumping when someone touches my feet

Lol. Your crackhead people will never win a world cup again...

I mean... YOU WILL NEVER WIN A WORLD CUP EVER NERDLAND.

underrated

7-1

7-1
>those digits
oh no no no no when we apezil recover

>71
Poor Brazil, it never ends

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>7-1

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checked

Again?

God hates Brazil.

Does beating Mexico on Sunday count?

yes

We both have thrush. Most fags don't even sex when they have it.

im destroying my mental health by driking way too much coffee and putting myself down with negative thoughts

I-is it coming home dudes?