/bundes/ granate© soon edition

>Real Madrid winger Lucas Vázquez (28) belongs to the list of candidates in case the moves for Leroy Sané and Ousmane Dembélé fell through. Bayern have still not made an offer to Real Madrid for Vázquez as the player is not a priority ( @CFBayern, SportBild )

>Transferkategorie "irre bis undenkbar", aber trotzdem spannend: Angeblich ist der FC Barcelona bereit, den vom FC Bayern umworbenen Ousmane Dembélé abzugeben, wenn die Münchener im Gegenzug 60 Millionen Euro und Joshua Kimmich zu den Katalanen schicken. Verbreitet wird dieses Gerücht über das spanische Portal "Don Balon". Zwei gravierende Haken besitzt der Deal - bei aller ohnehin vorhandenen Undenkbarkeit - zusätzlich noch: Angeblich will Dembélé ja gar nicht nach München und in München ist Kimmich wohl der Spieler, der aktuell am unverkäuflichsten ist.

>Union Berlin rüstet sich weiter für das erste Jahr in der Bundesliga. Wie die Köpenicker mitteilten, erhält der langjährige BVB-Profi Neven Subotic (Foto) einen Vertrag bis Juni 2021, der sowohl für die 1. als auch für die 2. Bundesliga gültig ist. Der Innenverteidiger spielte zuletzt für Saint-Étienne und ist ablösefrei.

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>Transferkategorie "irre bis undenkbar"
Barca making an offer that insulting is just priceless

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the funny part is that those 17 still include Boateng and Müller

>Angeblich ist der FC Barcelona bereit, den vom FC Bayern umworbenen Ousmane Dembélé abzugeben, wenn die Münchener im Gegenzug 60 Millionen Euro und Joshua Kimmich zu den Katalanen schicken
Surely they mean they want to give us Dembele and 60 million euro in exchange for Kimmich? Or perhaps they were also gonna include de Jong in the deal?

Also
>make up rumor
>say deal has fallen through the next day
>"hurr durr Brazzo what the frigg are you doing"
>repeat

>Aresnal statt Bayern? Vazquez favorisiert wohl Wechsel in the Premier League
>Real Madrid verhandelt offenbar mit dem FC Arsenal über einen Wechsel von Flügelspieler Lucas Vazquez. Das berichtet die spanische Sportzeitung AS. Neben den Engländern soll auch der FC Bayern an dem Spanier interessiert sein.

>Dem Bericht zufolge stehen 32 Millionen Euro als Ablöse im Raum, die sich durch weitere Boni auf 35 Millionen Euro erhöhen könnten. Der Deal zwischen den Gunners und Real könnte schon zu Beginn der nächsten Woche über die Bühne gehen, dafür fehlt aber noch eine Einigung zwischen Klub und Spieler - doch Vazquez kann sich einen Wechsel in die englische Hauptstadt vorstellen.

>Der Spanier favorisiert offenbar einen Wechsel in die Premier League, hat jedoch auch weitere Angebote von europäischen Top-Klubs auf dem Tisch liegen.

post >ufw (uli's face when)

and Sanches (who wants to leave)

that doesn't make them not signing anyone any less embarrassing. they literally can't even get a city benchwarmer.

could you send an email to bayern fc and tell them to stop being such stingy poorfags?
it's embarrassing, it's not 1985 anymore

Jesus Christ Uli

Ulrich gambled all their money away, it's an open secret at this point.

What good is the Festgeldkonto when you can't attract decent players?

you can pay Müller his 15m a year

Well to be fair the Festgeldkonto would be empty if they did attract 1 more good player.

>Die Pläne für die Rückkehr des Fußball-Bundesligisten LASK auf die Linzer Gugl sorgen bei den Leichtathleten, die derzeit dort ihre Bleibe haben und nun weichen müssen, für Unmut.

>Lukas Weißhaidinger: "Ich empfinde es als ein Zerstören der Wirkungsstätte vieler Sportlerinnen"
>Zudem befinde sich auf der Gugl nicht nur das Büro des Verbandes, für das man Ersatz finden muss, sondern auch das Olympiazentrum. Mit diesem sei man eng verzahnt, so Bachl - dort finden etwa Kurse, Therapien sowie Trainingseinheiten statt. Aber auch der Nachwuchs sei betroffen. "Die Kindergartenolympiade wird es nicht mehr geben", sagte Bachl. Zu dem Event kommen regelmäßig rund 4.000 Kinder aus dem gesamten Bundesland auf die Gugl. Das sei in der Wieningerstraße nicht möglich.

>"Die Leichtathletik wird jedenfalls auch künftig in Oberösterreich beste Infrastrukturbedingungen zur Verfügung haben", versprach Achleitner im Vorfeld des Gesprächs. Siebenkämpferin Verena Preiner bedauerte in der Aussendung des Landesrats zwar, dass eine Anlage für Wettkämpfe wegfalle, verwies aber auch auf die Trainingshalle in der Wieningerstraße mit "Top-Infrastruktur" und das geplante Mehrkampf-Kompetenzzentrum.

>Aber auch der ÖLV bekam Schützenhilfe von Athleten. "Ich empfinde es als ein Zerstören der Wirkungsstätte vieler Sportlerinnen und Sportler", kritisierte etwa Lukas Weißhaidinger, der EM-Dritte im Diskuswurf. "67 Jahre lang war die Gugl die Heimstätte der oberösterreichischen Leichtathletik-Szene, die Gugl Games zwischen 1988 und 2008 waren legendär."

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Lucas Vázquez isnt even that good

>Gugl Games
Elmo

>Lucas Vázquez
literally the spanish draxler

he a wigger too?

Hes unironically better than Gnabry and Coman. You have probably never seen him play outside of select CL games, where he came off the bench.

>don balon
has he ever been wrong?

>You have probably never seen him play outside of select CL games, where he came off the bench.
who are you trying to fool? he sucks

>Hes unironically better than Gnabry and Coman

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>uli can't keep his mouth shut and keeps talking about umbau and a beispiellose transfer-offensive
>nothing happening
>kovac wants at least another 4 players in
>can't get anyone they actually want

lel

What is Uli's job title again?

Just rename this thread to /bayern/ or /mia/ or whatever already, Jesus Christ

Could be janitor and he'd still have full control over Buyern

t. never seen him play

Im not saying hes a smart investment, due to his age. But make no mistake, hes a highly skilled player.

granatenkäufer

Feel free to start a discussion about something else

>t. never seen him play
yeah I have
ask real madrid fags what they think of the 28yo future prospect and you'll see that you're on your own here.

Sure, but he's not better than Gnabry and Coman and never will be. Especially Coman is just outstandingly good. Of Gnabry I don't think very highly, but he's still better than Vazquez.

Coman is a poor man's Dembele who will miss half the games injured as always. Gnabry is a meme and is invisible against good opponents.

>who will miss half the games injured as always
Just like Dembele then.

Every winger in the world is just a poor man's Dembele in terms of talent. What sets Coman apart is his work ethic and his speed and acceleration. But you're right, he's injured way too often, which is why he isn't up there with the best yet.

Gnabry actually is kinda shit.

oh fuck him
ok then, 60m and rafinha alcantara is yours, true grenate power

>Coman is just outstandingly good
My sides.

ok bin da jz jungs

RB Salzburg have signed 16 year-old Maurits Kjærgaard from Lyngby BK.

Why not sign Havertz?

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Another one bites the dust.

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nice, they got 4 promising talents who are 17 or below this summer by now, all going to play for their second team. But they should find someone for their first team aswell, dont see them performing somewhat decently in CL atm. They already lost 4 key players and a 5th is set to leave aswell. So the money for someone who can help right away is certainly there

Based.

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Raman to Schalke
Tekpetey on loan to Düsseldorf

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Why would Ramen noodles take a step down??

Can someone explain the GEilsten meme?

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>Hes unironically better than Gnabry and Coman
is that supposed to be impressive?

they either really wanted to force "Gelsenkirchen" somewhere or the 4th generation turk that is in charge of the schalke twitter is too inbred to operate a keyboard.

Google translate says that geilsten means horniest

hallo uli wo sind die granaten

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also means awesome/epic

Thanks

>Welcome to Bayern Leon Bailey!

why is Kerber soooo mett though?

Assi speak

>Schalke-Trainer David Wagner hob bei Ramans Verpflichtung mit Blick auf dessen starke Leistungsdaten bei Fortuna hervor, dass jener „auf höchstem Niveau beachtliche Zeichen setzen kann.“ Ebenso wichtig seien für Schalke zwei andere Statistiken: „Benito gehörte in der Saison 2018/2019 in der Bundesliga zu den Spielern mit den meisten Sprints beziehungsweise den meisten hochintensiven Läufen während der Partien", so Wagner. „Das soll sich im Trikot von Schalke 04 nicht ändern.“
what a retard, Elke alder

>>Welcome to Bayern Leon Bailey!
this + gündogan and we'd have the 2 signings bayern always make in fm

the more nothing happens at bayern the more i believe a panic buy like this would happen

Cheap attempt to mimic our GEsindel meme

Oh wow, he excels at some /r/soccer-tier stats

Whoever signs Joe Williams is gonna be getting a breddy tidy player

Someone said Bailey? yes that will be 60 gorillons sir goldenberg

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xG alda

Thats the thing isnt it, there really isnt an optimal solution for Bayern's problem except Sané. Hes actually worth the 120-150. Not paying that much would be stupid, hes worth it. He clearly doesnt want to got to Bayern.

But then, any winger from medium to-good is already 50 million and upward. Someone like Pepe will go for 70-80 million. So Bayern is stuck between paying a boatload of money for a guaranteed success, or paying 50+ for a mediocre player that might or might not work (like Costa).

In other words, welcome to Bayern Yannick Carrasco.

Wagner truly is the Tedi Klopp. Can honestly see him fired before Christmas.

They want to pull a Robben 2.0 move and are currently waiting for players to fall off the Lastwagen.

Friendly reminder that Rebic wasn't good enough for Bayern. Friendly reminder that Jovic moved to Real for 60m.

>Jovic
>Brandt
>Rebic
>Havertz
>Sancho
>Werner
>Haller
Usually these types of players would instantly go to Bayern, but not anymore.

imagine thinking and talking about a club you dont like all day long

We must save Bayern

Herzlich WIllkommen Wout Weghorst #MiaSanMia #packmas

I know the right man for the job, a true grenaten

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you have hit the nail on the head, Uli and Kalle didn't spend big for a few seasons thinking they'd be able to attract some granaten for 40-50m like they usually do but neymar, coutinho, pogba and dembele made the cost of actually good or pretty promising players rise way high.

Now Ulli and Kalle are being too geizig and don't want to spend the big bucks like clubs with similarly aging squads Real, Atleti and Juve are doing. Missing out on Rodri has definitely fucked the Bayern plans up a bit.

What doesn't help is that they kept that dullard Kovac in who has absolutely no star pulling power like Wenger, Conte, Mou, Tuchel or even Nagelsmeme have.

Looking forward to signing some slav from a midtable bundes team and having 12 players fit for the champions league ro16

we haven't even been linked to any of the halfway decent free agents available as backups, kruse off to turkey, balotelli and bony in limboland, darmian probably staying at manure

At least (((we)))'re not Blackburn, Swansea, Manure, HIV or 1860

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Ödegaard to Real Sociedad, so no Leverkusen

he just signed a new contract at Wolfsburg

Spain, wich team you support in your country?

sané is actually a bit shit and unreliable
not worth anything above 50m

Itll still be a good player like Carasso or Zyech, but no more Robben who used to win clutch games for Bayern.

pretty sure thats some german on vacation

>giving the AfD even more plausible outs to claim they got shafted
lmao they're not even trying to keep them at bay anymore

there's at least 2 different spain flags in this thread

I don't support any team I simply think bayern should sign malcom, rafinha alcantara and arturo vidal for their own good

I only agree in signing Malcom and Rafinha, Vidal is too much of a boomer

>Lukse from Altach
>for free
[Ösi intensifies]

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Are you that Barcafag that’s been shilling Barca shitters everywhere?

ok then take umtiti instead of vidal pls

>good player like Carasso or Zyech
Volland-tier

I know nothing of what you accuse me sir
I demand an immediate apology

Ziyech is a great player. Carassco used to be great for Atleti, no idea how hes doing since he left to China.
>Volland-tier
Lets drop the memes.

>10°C next week
fuck off

not volland guy but the guy who made the longpost

ziyech is good but he has 2 problems
1. he has only 1 good leg
2. he's not a natural wide player and bayern can play half their team at am

carrasco has a stinker of an attitude according to people in belgium, at atleti and in china

if bayern do sign someone from the less good leagues i would hope for trezeguet, onyekuru or talisca (who has the positional problem of ziyech but has 2 good legs and is a tad younger)

>nobody talks about the shitshow Leipzig is
Wolf ded, Nkunku will stay in Paris, Forsberg wants to leave, Werner will go >for free, no money for other singnings, only good thing is Nagelsmann coming and and apparently Augustin did use the free time to prepare himself for the next season, maybe he finally will become good.

d-dont forget Adams anchoring the midfield h-ha

they could sell all those players and still make the CL, that's why nobody cares.

>We must save Bayern

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Wer /union/ hier?

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he also ded

Why are they letting Werner go for free?

I agree on Ziyech, he isnt perfect by no means, but he would improve any team in Germany he would join, including Bayern.

>carrasco has a stinker of an attitude according to people in belgium, at atleti and in china
Yeah, his own team hates him and he keeps getting fights with everyone.

>if bayern do sign someone from the less good leagues i would hope for trezeguet, onyekuru or talisca (who has the positional problem of ziyech but has 2 good legs and is a tad younger)
I just cant see Uli not signing someone with atleast some sort of fame/reputation. I really doubt that his "Königstransfer" will be someone like Onyekuru.

I personally would love to see Dembele at Bayern for the memes, but its just not realistic. Werner however seems the most realistic right now, with Werner playing as a winger.

Leipzig just got Nailman. Im sure theyll be 2nd or 3rd place again.

because one day Werner opened his door and found some Geldkoffer which are totally unrelated to his move to Buyern next summer

subotic to union berlin is an amazing transfer. can't wait to watch them in buli.

Plus they got Felix Kroos aswell.

>with Werner playing as a winger
well there goes his career

If they pressure him with threats of benching him all throughout next season thus costing him a spot at the Euro lest he renews/signs somewhere else I’m sure he’ll comply.

they're too good to get relegated, I think it's finally time for the ultimate >schalke.

based Ralle would have done it but Nailsmeme has already cucked himself and told Werner that he'll play no matter what.

No Forsberg, No Party.

As soon as Rangnick left, this was off the table. Nagelsmann already told Werner that he plans with him as starter.

Nah, Nagelsman already said that hes planning to play Werner, even if he doesnt sign a new contract. Their bluff isnt working.

Plus the media has been extremely outspoken against RBL bullying poor Werner, since "we need him for the EC" aka "Bayern players get priority treatment in the media".

>Nailsmeme
God fucking damn it.

Can't you call one of your turbonegers and have him break Werner's legs?

Union have two Sebastians, two Florians, two Christophers. Also a Moritz and a Maurice.
Thank you for your attention.

>Moritz
Really cool name

I know just the right person to do it

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>letting a good player play and have a better season is bad, you absolutely have to sell him and make some money, even if you perform worse without him
absolute low iq mongs in this thread

Still sad that this guy went to RBL instead of Dortmund.

kann mir jemand 1, 2 vielleicht 4 Bier besorgen

hab Durst und bin bei der Arbeit

Danke

RB have a top 3 defence, possibly the best defence in the league. doesn't really matter what they do as long as they keep their best players.

>t. Schalker

This. Plus they have arguably the best (or 2nd best) scouts in Germany and keep pumping out amazing talents. Plus they keep "stealing" the best players from Salzburg and the other franchise clubs in the future.

Leipzig will always do well. Top 1-3 in the Bundes are pretty much set in stone IMO. The 3-5 are the ones to fight for.

but they have other good strikers, literally no need to give him playtime when you can develop other players that might stay with you for longer than a season. also NCfugees lost their right to call anyone low IQ.

>that one 'leave the bauern alone ;.;' ösi
What's the problem with people talking about the biggest and internationally most important club in germany, even if we don't like them? No good players for the bauern means a further drop for the whole league. Even if it satisfies my schadenfreude that wurstl uli is losing ground, because his last few years are backfiring hard right now.

Name 1 (one) talent RB Leipzig pumped out

Poulsen

>implying Im not the only actual Ösi itt

I didnt mean produce youth talents at their academy from ages 12-18. Im talking about getting 16-18 year olds and making them good enough for the Bundesliga. Similar to how Dortmund did with Sancho, Dembele, Pulisic, Weigl etc.

>19 years old when he joined Leipzig

Kimmich

if he is so good why doesnt he play from the beginning

Ok, this makes more sense

Nope, that was Stuttgart

Because he plays for Real Madrid and probably doesnt mind being a "Edeljoker".

>No good players for the bauern means a further drop for the whole league.
t. sojajugen

Why? He seems like a cunt and flopped for them.

When he plays, he does well and hes the type of 2nd striker Dortmund desperately needs.

>implying 18 year olds are anywhere near developed
gee really makes you ponder why you can usually get those 18 year old world class players for less than a milion.
>i-it's not according to my arbitrary extremist definition of developing talent!
can't you be retarded somewhere else?

developing talent =/= pumping out talent

I pumped out cum into you're mom's pusy

Bauern are the only non feeder club right now. Everyone else except dirtmund is shite right now. And dirtmund is on a temporary peak, which might implode hard, if they fuck up next season and make 1-2 shit transfers. And lets say bauern really only manage some panic buys this season, why shouldn't that repeat in the next season? No young talent would want to go there (bauern are not known for developing young players and kovac doesn't have the pull that pep had) and proven talent seems to be too expensive. Then Khan might take over and he might be shit or not. So, with bad luck, 2-3 shit years for bayern. At the same time Reus might start declining or get another injury and dirtmund stumbles again. Then we need Rattenball to take over and I don't expect anything serious from them in the next 2-3 years. Nagelsmann was absolute shit in international tournaments so far.
A lot of assumptions and ifs, but we need the bauern.
>inb4 >schalke, golfsburg or pillen delusion

Gladbach will be your savior
and the bulls of course

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>rooting for a league

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>not being a Regionalliga Nordost lifelong

Also FUCK kovac for kicking out hummels

I didn't inb4 monchenglublu because I thought people had learned by now, but gladbach delusion is also not allowed.

Is this a brettvormkopf pepe?

yes

i would like some more pepes and apus in return thanks

a fair request

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sorry don't have any.

t. bootleg spurdo dealer

If Spurdos are outlawed, only outlaws will have spurdos.

gib spurdos too

thank you meriga, how was your bier-und-feuerwerkstag

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Yes it was quite good thank you, my uncle grilled burgers and brauts. I'm not sure it was a tribute to bundes, but it probably was.

dange :DDDD


Anyone here see Vizekusen or Gladbach or Hoppenheim signing some alright players since Bayern don't want to sign anyone? Someone needs to wake them up

Era of the BULL!

jz 1 G-G

Can we discuss Bayern's squad depth?

no, Bayern discussion is closed for today, come again tomorrow. But do post some spurdos if you have some

the media is doing this whole thing about bayern imploding and ulrich being a senile retard arranging sausages in random supermarkets across the country etc while dortmund are buying the new super stars of the league yet EVERYONE knows bayern will still easily cruise to the title using only 5 players because reus will ge injured at some point leading to a total dortmund collapse as every year and ultimately aki watzke will end up buying back sven bender and lucas barrios in the hopes of brining back that kult kloppo jürgen kloppo kult feeling and finally winning the league next season while they and bayern both will get destroyed in the cl leading to another season where ultimately nothing happens while schalke implode in the background

Lyngby is on par with la masia or de toekomst so I'm sure he'll be good.

>still three weeks to go until my summer vacation
At least I can watch the le tour at work. Didn't one of you want to go with me?

Me

I asked to stay in your flat while you're away. Just leave the keys under the doormat, I'll get along.

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Great. We're flying to Tbilisi on Friday the 26th.

Yes or maybe I will leave them with the neighbour and you can ring her buzzer to pick them up.

>another day
>another obsessed /bundes/ thread

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Why is that? Are you living in a rough neighborhood? Getting doubts now.

Well there are whores and druggies around but maybe not on my street. Still I'm not going to leave the keys on the street so you'll have to be buzzed in to the building anyway.

Can I fist your mom?

I can't do that

>G-G
>two BVB fans against each other

>only 2 teams in the optimum 22-24 players range
best prove that bundes clubs are run by retards
imagine if they spent money on quality instead of doubling down on mediocre squad fillers

Yes, I admit, I didn't think the logistics of this fully through

While I dont disagree about Reus eventually declining, thats what Brandt is for in the long run, a Reus replacement.

>wenn die Münchener im Gegenzug 60 Millionen Euro und Joshua Kimmich zu den Katalanen schicken
Lol what. Dumbele isn't even worth 30 million

I’m there until the 4th of August but I’m taking a trip to the mountains for a few days.

>19 Monate Magath – 81 Spieler kamen oder gingen
Shhhhh, don't remind them, we'll get memes for years from this.

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What’s a nice, quiet small town on a river in Germany to take a short vacation in? It should still be big enough to have some decent restaurants and it would be nice to be able to get there by plane and train.

>tfw HSV is gonna do it this season and get 1st place with the most points in history
I can't wait.

auschwitz

That’s not in Germany. If you tell me your hometown I will give you a short review of it.

Breslau-birkenau

viamichelin.de/web/Suchen_Restaurants/Restaurants-Deutschland?bibGourmand=1
should be a good start for the restaurants. Honestly there are too mayn rivers here to point them all out.

Yes, thank you, that’s a great idea to search by Michelin. Wonderful.

Let's go hiking

Well I’m going to a luxury hotel in Kazbegi where you can do a little bit of hiking in your sneakers. I’m not a tent guy at all, so a couple of hours of walking and then back to the hotel bar is what I’m aiming for.

>Buyern extended the contract with Lewandowski
ah I see... holding the prospect players.

>implying implications

>going on a secks tourist trip to Georgia rather than on the Ukraine
Yikes

Well my colleague who worked in Russia for a few years said Crimea was a wonderful place to visit but I don’t feel like going there at the atm.
I will be only a few kilometers from the Russian border and from South Ossetia in Georgia though, but it should be safe.

>tennis autism again
ugh

you can filter flags...

*filters German flag*

was it autism?

Imagine taking a boat trip down the Mosel or the Rhine. Wow, what an experience that would be.

>Gnabry is a meme and is invisible against good opponents.
Good thing Bayern have buried their hopes for international titles

I remember watching one tennis game in my life.

only tennis match I watched was Kim Clijsters vs. Wozniacki.

The dane got btfo as usual.

When is a good time weather-wise to spend time in Sarajevo, Belgrade etc. outside of the high season.

Mine was back when Ivanisevic played in the Wimbledon final. I don’t remember if I watched the full season. Wozniacki lives and pays her taxes in Monaco so I don’t give a crud about her.

New fussball2000

Season = game
We had some wine after work

its practically the same climate zone as the rest of central Europe, so I would say April-June or September-November
you can visit the spot where Franz Ferdinand was shot

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>chicken

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>hasnt made a good film in over a decade
Is that Balerdi on the left?

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Why are they wearing bras?

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Okay maybe next spring then, combined with Istanbul.

>humans

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in pink

holds the gps tracker, heart rate monitor and accelerometer

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If you visit cologne I can show you the city. :)

How far can /bundes/ go in CL?

I'm hopping for all the 4 teams going to the knockout

I read that with his voice and accent

All eliminate in gruppe stage except Leverkusen (who win the treble)

Yes, sounds great

dortmund will prioritize the league after watzke's stupid comment
bayern all the way as usual
bulls won't get out of the group
leverkusen out in the round of 16 (after destroying the group)

imagine pulling this

I'm crying lads

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Share price shooting thru the roof

>Leverkusen
>winning

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ki02jSNzv7I

Me in the video

Based horny brown man

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>lewa extends contract
dare i say granate?


wtf.?.
scary

>dortmund will prioritize the league after watzke's stupid comment
How dare Dortmund say they want to be Champions! Only Bayern can be champions.

Two supermarkets near my new flat have security guards next to the register.

your days of insulting the cashier and going unpunished are counted

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I just yoinked your apu. What are you gonna do about it?

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...

stop posting apustajas u retards

gesundheit

what about good old pepe?

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filtered

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halt stop

youtube.com/watch?v=eshvBhG-PJs
skip to 8:50

post rare kaisa's

I've already forgotten Muller.

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youtu.be/1NFrKMODrz8

fuck finland and fuck yellow people

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>Quick Ulrich, we need good PR asap.
>I KNOW, Karl-Heinz, we give that greedy pole another few millions for no reason at all and tell the people we managed to bind him for two more years
>but he still has a contract until 2021, my dear Ulrich
>it's the only way, Karl-Heinz, Brazzo just called and told me that we're losing the Carrasco deal to West Ham too

hehe

50% rough and 50% just plain Asiviertel

>Internally, S04 is preparing for shooting star Nübel not to extend its 2020 expiring contract and to change for free after the coming season - possibly to Buyern.

#Helldeutschland

soulless players

based Guido, fatass manbaby and Merkelzäpfchen Altmeier on suicide watch

They loaned Fährmann to Norwich and Schubert from Dresden signed for them

>Projekt 18
kek

>Altmeier bekommt Unterzucker

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who would have thought that Lewy would never win a CL?

What is the outfit the grill on the left is wearing called?

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Schürze + Strickjacke

Oh gosh, she's so adorable.

>t. nonce

denmark are you here

>t. soulless liberal insect
Neither is there anything wrong with liking cute little girls nor does that mean you're sexually attracted to them.

sure thing kiddy fiddler

>4sperg's agent still talking like he is hot shit
he he he

Whatever retard.

pls elaborate

dubs pick the country I emigrate to

Ur gay to drink tea with Greaseman.

bild.de/sport/fussball/fussball/rb-leipzig-der-forsberg-gipfel-verlaengern-oder-verkaufen-63089076.bild.html

Binland

*lach*

New Swabia

Westpolen

Norway

Syria. Fight for based Bashar, lion of Damascus.

Burundi

oh shit north korea :DD

Winrär

comfy

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she always reminds me of Yennefer when I see her

Is das so?

burger go home :DD

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Bayern

No

Bundes is mein home

nobody likes you here, fatso

That's youre opinion and even if it were true idc

Go be a söyboy elsewhere

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nice we need you here
kys smeggo

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Only for a few minutes, I am very tired

this

yeah me too, driking a bit and then gonna go sleep. good night.

Yes good night

let's cuddle

Fag

istanbul is shit

Hello

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who are the best bundes posters?

Me, yugösi, razor, numbers
Based boomer

better poster than you, mohammed

>t. Ngongo

this, fuck that ami fat pol crossposting fuck

jesus you’re pathetic
have sex

I literally never browse pol lol
Sooo fk u

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then americans are insufferable cunts by nature?
have sex, polbaby

Is tell you to Sug muh dig but you'd probably enjoy that, söyren

>”you’d be gay if you sucked my dick!” said the fat babyman offering his tiny dick to another man for sucky sucky
ami logic at its best, literally retarded

Bundes get??

me