>Real Madrid winger Lucas Vázquez (28) belongs to the list of candidates in case the moves for Leroy Sané and Ousmane Dembélé fell through. Bayern have still not made an offer to Real Madrid for Vázquez as the player is not a priority ( @CFBayern, SportBild )
>Transferkategorie "irre bis undenkbar", aber trotzdem spannend: Angeblich ist der FC Barcelona bereit, den vom FC Bayern umworbenen Ousmane Dembélé abzugeben, wenn die Münchener im Gegenzug 60 Millionen Euro und Joshua Kimmich zu den Katalanen schicken. Verbreitet wird dieses Gerücht über das spanische Portal "Don Balon". Zwei gravierende Haken besitzt der Deal - bei aller ohnehin vorhandenen Undenkbarkeit - zusätzlich noch: Angeblich will Dembélé ja gar nicht nach München und in München ist Kimmich wohl der Spieler, der aktuell am unverkäuflichsten ist.
>Union Berlin rüstet sich weiter für das erste Jahr in der Bundesliga. Wie die Köpenicker mitteilten, erhält der langjährige BVB-Profi Neven Subotic (Foto) einen Vertrag bis Juni 2021, der sowohl für die 1. als auch für die 2. Bundesliga gültig ist. Der Innenverteidiger spielte zuletzt für Saint-Étienne und ist ablösefrei.
the funny part is that those 17 still include Boateng and Müller
Nicholas Hughes
>Angeblich ist der FC Barcelona bereit, den vom FC Bayern umworbenen Ousmane Dembélé abzugeben, wenn die Münchener im Gegenzug 60 Millionen Euro und Joshua Kimmich zu den Katalanen schicken Surely they mean they want to give us Dembele and 60 million euro in exchange for Kimmich? Or perhaps they were also gonna include de Jong in the deal?
Also >make up rumor >say deal has fallen through the next day >"hurr durr Brazzo what the frigg are you doing" >repeat
Noah Cook
>Aresnal statt Bayern? Vazquez favorisiert wohl Wechsel in the Premier League >Real Madrid verhandelt offenbar mit dem FC Arsenal über einen Wechsel von Flügelspieler Lucas Vazquez. Das berichtet die spanische Sportzeitung AS. Neben den Engländern soll auch der FC Bayern an dem Spanier interessiert sein.
>Dem Bericht zufolge stehen 32 Millionen Euro als Ablöse im Raum, die sich durch weitere Boni auf 35 Millionen Euro erhöhen könnten. Der Deal zwischen den Gunners und Real könnte schon zu Beginn der nächsten Woche über die Bühne gehen, dafür fehlt aber noch eine Einigung zwischen Klub und Spieler - doch Vazquez kann sich einen Wechsel in die englische Hauptstadt vorstellen.
>Der Spanier favorisiert offenbar einen Wechsel in die Premier League, hat jedoch auch weitere Angebote von europäischen Top-Klubs auf dem Tisch liegen.
post >ufw (uli's face when)
Jose Perez
and Sanches (who wants to leave)
Jace Roberts
that doesn't make them not signing anyone any less embarrassing. they literally can't even get a city benchwarmer.
Charles Anderson
could you send an email to bayern fc and tell them to stop being such stingy poorfags? it's embarrassing, it's not 1985 anymore
Luke Sanchez
Jesus Christ Uli
Brandon Miller
Ulrich gambled all their money away, it's an open secret at this point.
Austin Hughes
What good is the Festgeldkonto when you can't attract decent players?
Aiden Reed
you can pay Müller his 15m a year
David Reyes
Well to be fair the Festgeldkonto would be empty if they did attract 1 more good player.
Nathan Allen
>Die Pläne für die Rückkehr des Fußball-Bundesligisten LASK auf die Linzer Gugl sorgen bei den Leichtathleten, die derzeit dort ihre Bleibe haben und nun weichen müssen, für Unmut.
>Lukas Weißhaidinger: "Ich empfinde es als ein Zerstören der Wirkungsstätte vieler Sportlerinnen" >Zudem befinde sich auf der Gugl nicht nur das Büro des Verbandes, für das man Ersatz finden muss, sondern auch das Olympiazentrum. Mit diesem sei man eng verzahnt, so Bachl - dort finden etwa Kurse, Therapien sowie Trainingseinheiten statt. Aber auch der Nachwuchs sei betroffen. "Die Kindergartenolympiade wird es nicht mehr geben", sagte Bachl. Zu dem Event kommen regelmäßig rund 4.000 Kinder aus dem gesamten Bundesland auf die Gugl. Das sei in der Wieningerstraße nicht möglich.
>"Die Leichtathletik wird jedenfalls auch künftig in Oberösterreich beste Infrastrukturbedingungen zur Verfügung haben", versprach Achleitner im Vorfeld des Gesprächs. Siebenkämpferin Verena Preiner bedauerte in der Aussendung des Landesrats zwar, dass eine Anlage für Wettkämpfe wegfalle, verwies aber auch auf die Trainingshalle in der Wieningerstraße mit "Top-Infrastruktur" und das geplante Mehrkampf-Kompetenzzentrum.
>Aber auch der ÖLV bekam Schützenhilfe von Athleten. "Ich empfinde es als ein Zerstören der Wirkungsstätte vieler Sportlerinnen und Sportler", kritisierte etwa Lukas Weißhaidinger, der EM-Dritte im Diskuswurf. "67 Jahre lang war die Gugl die Heimstätte der oberösterreichischen Leichtathletik-Szene, die Gugl Games zwischen 1988 und 2008 waren legendär."
>uli can't keep his mouth shut and keeps talking about umbau and a beispiellose transfer-offensive >nothing happening >kovac wants at least another 4 players in >can't get anyone they actually want
lel
Blake Thomas
What is Uli's job title again?
Nicholas Davis
Just rename this thread to /bayern/ or /mia/ or whatever already, Jesus Christ
Nathaniel Nelson
Could be janitor and he'd still have full control over Buyern
Mason Gomez
t. never seen him play
Im not saying hes a smart investment, due to his age. But make no mistake, hes a highly skilled player.
Wyatt Peterson
granatenkäufer
Luis Parker
Feel free to start a discussion about something else
Gavin Reyes
>t. never seen him play yeah I have ask real madrid fags what they think of the 28yo future prospect and you'll see that you're on your own here.
Austin Perez
Sure, but he's not better than Gnabry and Coman and never will be. Especially Coman is just outstandingly good. Of Gnabry I don't think very highly, but he's still better than Vazquez.
Dylan Scott
Coman is a poor man's Dembele who will miss half the games injured as always. Gnabry is a meme and is invisible against good opponents.
Juan Jones
>who will miss half the games injured as always Just like Dembele then.
Every winger in the world is just a poor man's Dembele in terms of talent. What sets Coman apart is his work ethic and his speed and acceleration. But you're right, he's injured way too often, which is why he isn't up there with the best yet.
Gnabry actually is kinda shit.
Ethan Smith
oh fuck him ok then, 60m and rafinha alcantara is yours, true grenate power
Brody Reed
>Coman is just outstandingly good My sides.
Nathan Myers
ok bin da jz jungs
Julian Ramirez
RB Salzburg have signed 16 year-old Maurits Kjærgaard from Lyngby BK.
nice, they got 4 promising talents who are 17 or below this summer by now, all going to play for their second team. But they should find someone for their first team aswell, dont see them performing somewhat decently in CL atm. They already lost 4 key players and a 5th is set to leave aswell. So the money for someone who can help right away is certainly there
>Hes unironically better than Gnabry and Coman is that supposed to be impressive?
Jose Lewis
they either really wanted to force "Gelsenkirchen" somewhere or the 4th generation turk that is in charge of the schalke twitter is too inbred to operate a keyboard.
Kayden Murphy
Google translate says that geilsten means horniest
>Schalke-Trainer David Wagner hob bei Ramans Verpflichtung mit Blick auf dessen starke Leistungsdaten bei Fortuna hervor, dass jener „auf höchstem Niveau beachtliche Zeichen setzen kann.“ Ebenso wichtig seien für Schalke zwei andere Statistiken: „Benito gehörte in der Saison 2018/2019 in der Bundesliga zu den Spielern mit den meisten Sprints beziehungsweise den meisten hochintensiven Läufen während der Partien", so Wagner. „Das soll sich im Trikot von Schalke 04 nicht ändern.“ what a retard, Elke alder
Jordan Campbell
>>Welcome to Bayern Leon Bailey! this + gündogan and we'd have the 2 signings bayern always make in fm
the more nothing happens at bayern the more i believe a panic buy like this would happen
Mason Smith
Cheap attempt to mimic our GEsindel meme
James Gray
Oh wow, he excels at some /r/soccer-tier stats
Cooper Cooper
Whoever signs Joe Williams is gonna be getting a breddy tidy player
Isaac Morales
Someone said Bailey? yes that will be 60 gorillons sir goldenberg
Thats the thing isnt it, there really isnt an optimal solution for Bayern's problem except Sané. Hes actually worth the 120-150. Not paying that much would be stupid, hes worth it. He clearly doesnt want to got to Bayern.
But then, any winger from medium to-good is already 50 million and upward. Someone like Pepe will go for 70-80 million. So Bayern is stuck between paying a boatload of money for a guaranteed success, or paying 50+ for a mediocre player that might or might not work (like Costa).
In other words, welcome to Bayern Yannick Carrasco.
Jackson Walker
Wagner truly is the Tedi Klopp. Can honestly see him fired before Christmas.
Parker Brown
They want to pull a Robben 2.0 move and are currently waiting for players to fall off the Lastwagen.
Isaiah Jenkins
Friendly reminder that Rebic wasn't good enough for Bayern. Friendly reminder that Jovic moved to Real for 60m.
Austin Hill
>Jovic >Brandt >Rebic >Havertz >Sancho >Werner >Haller Usually these types of players would instantly go to Bayern, but not anymore.
Lucas Butler
imagine thinking and talking about a club you dont like all day long
you have hit the nail on the head, Uli and Kalle didn't spend big for a few seasons thinking they'd be able to attract some granaten for 40-50m like they usually do but neymar, coutinho, pogba and dembele made the cost of actually good or pretty promising players rise way high.
Now Ulli and Kalle are being too geizig and don't want to spend the big bucks like clubs with similarly aging squads Real, Atleti and Juve are doing. Missing out on Rodri has definitely fucked the Bayern plans up a bit.
What doesn't help is that they kept that dullard Kovac in who has absolutely no star pulling power like Wenger, Conte, Mou, Tuchel or even Nagelsmeme have.
Looking forward to signing some slav from a midtable bundes team and having 12 players fit for the champions league ro16
we haven't even been linked to any of the halfway decent free agents available as backups, kruse off to turkey, balotelli and bony in limboland, darmian probably staying at manure
At least (((we)))'re not Blackburn, Swansea, Manure, HIV or 1860
Are you that Barcafag that’s been shilling Barca shitters everywhere?
Brayden Davis
ok then take umtiti instead of vidal pls
Tyler Sullivan
>good player like Carasso or Zyech Volland-tier
James Kelly
I know nothing of what you accuse me sir I demand an immediate apology
Christian Robinson
Ziyech is a great player. Carassco used to be great for Atleti, no idea how hes doing since he left to China. >Volland-tier Lets drop the memes.
Juan Morris
>10°C next week fuck off
David Williams
not volland guy but the guy who made the longpost
ziyech is good but he has 2 problems 1. he has only 1 good leg 2. he's not a natural wide player and bayern can play half their team at am
carrasco has a stinker of an attitude according to people in belgium, at atleti and in china
if bayern do sign someone from the less good leagues i would hope for trezeguet, onyekuru or talisca (who has the positional problem of ziyech but has 2 good legs and is a tad younger)
Joshua Powell
>nobody talks about the shitshow Leipzig is Wolf ded, Nkunku will stay in Paris, Forsberg wants to leave, Werner will go >for free, no money for other singnings, only good thing is Nagelsmann coming and and apparently Augustin did use the free time to prepare himself for the next season, maybe he finally will become good.
David Gray
d-dont forget Adams anchoring the midfield h-ha
Gavin Jones
they could sell all those players and still make the CL, that's why nobody cares.
I agree on Ziyech, he isnt perfect by no means, but he would improve any team in Germany he would join, including Bayern.
>carrasco has a stinker of an attitude according to people in belgium, at atleti and in china Yeah, his own team hates him and he keeps getting fights with everyone.
>if bayern do sign someone from the less good leagues i would hope for trezeguet, onyekuru or talisca (who has the positional problem of ziyech but has 2 good legs and is a tad younger) I just cant see Uli not signing someone with atleast some sort of fame/reputation. I really doubt that his "Königstransfer" will be someone like Onyekuru.
I personally would love to see Dembele at Bayern for the memes, but its just not realistic. Werner however seems the most realistic right now, with Werner playing as a winger.
Leipzig just got Nailman. Im sure theyll be 2nd or 3rd place again.
Easton Smith
because one day Werner opened his door and found some Geldkoffer which are totally unrelated to his move to Buyern next summer
Isaiah Scott
subotic to union berlin is an amazing transfer. can't wait to watch them in buli.
Isaac Wright
Plus they got Felix Kroos aswell.
Levi Jenkins
>with Werner playing as a winger well there goes his career
Adrian Barnes
If they pressure him with threats of benching him all throughout next season thus costing him a spot at the Euro lest he renews/signs somewhere else I’m sure he’ll comply.
Colton Nguyen
they're too good to get relegated, I think it's finally time for the ultimate >schalke.
Adrian Evans
based Ralle would have done it but Nailsmeme has already cucked himself and told Werner that he'll play no matter what.
Blake Perry
No Forsberg, No Party.
As soon as Rangnick left, this was off the table. Nagelsmann already told Werner that he plans with him as starter.
Mason Brooks
Nah, Nagelsman already said that hes planning to play Werner, even if he doesnt sign a new contract. Their bluff isnt working.
Plus the media has been extremely outspoken against RBL bullying poor Werner, since "we need him for the EC" aka "Bayern players get priority treatment in the media".
Eli Evans
>Nailsmeme God fucking damn it.
Julian Martin
Can't you call one of your turbonegers and have him break Werner's legs?
Lucas Rodriguez
Union have two Sebastians, two Florians, two Christophers. Also a Moritz and a Maurice. Thank you for your attention.
>letting a good player play and have a better season is bad, you absolutely have to sell him and make some money, even if you perform worse without him absolute low iq mongs in this thread
Jaxon Ross
Still sad that this guy went to RBL instead of Dortmund.
Ayden Thompson
kann mir jemand 1, 2 vielleicht 4 Bier besorgen
hab Durst und bin bei der Arbeit
Danke
Jose Gutierrez
RB have a top 3 defence, possibly the best defence in the league. doesn't really matter what they do as long as they keep their best players.
Brayden Ortiz
>t. Schalker
Michael Rodriguez
This. Plus they have arguably the best (or 2nd best) scouts in Germany and keep pumping out amazing talents. Plus they keep "stealing" the best players from Salzburg and the other franchise clubs in the future.
Leipzig will always do well. Top 1-3 in the Bundes are pretty much set in stone IMO. The 3-5 are the ones to fight for.
Ryan Johnson
but they have other good strikers, literally no need to give him playtime when you can develop other players that might stay with you for longer than a season. also NCfugees lost their right to call anyone low IQ.
Jeremiah Martin
>that one 'leave the bauern alone ;.;' ösi What's the problem with people talking about the biggest and internationally most important club in germany, even if we don't like them? No good players for the bauern means a further drop for the whole league. Even if it satisfies my schadenfreude that wurstl uli is losing ground, because his last few years are backfiring hard right now.
Andrew Gutierrez
Name 1 (one) talent RB Leipzig pumped out
Benjamin Bennett
Poulsen
>implying Im not the only actual Ösi itt
Jacob Phillips
I didnt mean produce youth talents at their academy from ages 12-18. Im talking about getting 16-18 year olds and making them good enough for the Bundesliga. Similar to how Dortmund did with Sancho, Dembele, Pulisic, Weigl etc.
Juan Moore
>19 years old when he joined Leipzig
Mason Fisher
Kimmich
Matthew Howard
if he is so good why doesnt he play from the beginning
Easton Hernandez
Ok, this makes more sense
Nope, that was Stuttgart
Angel Stewart
Because he plays for Real Madrid and probably doesnt mind being a "Edeljoker".
Andrew Butler
>No good players for the bauern means a further drop for the whole league. t. sojajugen
William Adams
Why? He seems like a cunt and flopped for them.
Nathan Mitchell
When he plays, he does well and hes the type of 2nd striker Dortmund desperately needs.
Aiden Cruz
>implying 18 year olds are anywhere near developed gee really makes you ponder why you can usually get those 18 year old world class players for less than a milion. >i-it's not according to my arbitrary extremist definition of developing talent! can't you be retarded somewhere else?
Juan Young
developing talent =/= pumping out talent
Jason Edwards
I pumped out cum into you're mom's pusy
Mason Brown
Bauern are the only non feeder club right now. Everyone else except dirtmund is shite right now. And dirtmund is on a temporary peak, which might implode hard, if they fuck up next season and make 1-2 shit transfers. And lets say bauern really only manage some panic buys this season, why shouldn't that repeat in the next season? No young talent would want to go there (bauern are not known for developing young players and kovac doesn't have the pull that pep had) and proven talent seems to be too expensive. Then Khan might take over and he might be shit or not. So, with bad luck, 2-3 shit years for bayern. At the same time Reus might start declining or get another injury and dirtmund stumbles again. Then we need Rattenball to take over and I don't expect anything serious from them in the next 2-3 years. Nagelsmann was absolute shit in international tournaments so far. A lot of assumptions and ifs, but we need the bauern. >inb4 >schalke, golfsburg or pillen delusion
Colton Brooks
Gladbach will be your savior and the bulls of course
Yes it was quite good thank you, my uncle grilled burgers and brauts. I'm not sure it was a tribute to bundes, but it probably was.
Isaiah Harris
dange :DDDD
Anyone here see Vizekusen or Gladbach or Hoppenheim signing some alright players since Bayern don't want to sign anyone? Someone needs to wake them up
Isaac Clark
Era of the BULL!
Luke Carter
jz 1 G-G
Joseph Edwards
Can we discuss Bayern's squad depth?
Cooper Phillips
no, Bayern discussion is closed for today, come again tomorrow. But do post some spurdos if you have some
Ethan Harris
the media is doing this whole thing about bayern imploding and ulrich being a senile retard arranging sausages in random supermarkets across the country etc while dortmund are buying the new super stars of the league yet EVERYONE knows bayern will still easily cruise to the title using only 5 players because reus will ge injured at some point leading to a total dortmund collapse as every year and ultimately aki watzke will end up buying back sven bender and lucas barrios in the hopes of brining back that kult kloppo jürgen kloppo kult feeling and finally winning the league next season while they and bayern both will get destroyed in the cl leading to another season where ultimately nothing happens while schalke implode in the background
Evan Turner
Lyngby is on par with la masia or de toekomst so I'm sure he'll be good.
Ethan Stewart
>still three weeks to go until my summer vacation At least I can watch the le tour at work. Didn't one of you want to go with me?
Jaxson Hernandez
Me
Jose Stewart
I asked to stay in your flat while you're away. Just leave the keys under the doormat, I'll get along.
Why is that? Are you living in a rough neighborhood? Getting doubts now.
Cooper Rogers
Well there are whores and druggies around but maybe not on my street. Still I'm not going to leave the keys on the street so you'll have to be buzzed in to the building anyway.
Aiden Stewart
Can I fist your mom?
Christian Reyes
I can't do that
Logan Evans
>G-G >two BVB fans against each other
Parker Parker
>only 2 teams in the optimum 22-24 players range best prove that bundes clubs are run by retards imagine if they spent money on quality instead of doubling down on mediocre squad fillers
Evan Reyes
Yes, I admit, I didn't think the logistics of this fully through
Jeremiah Bell
While I dont disagree about Reus eventually declining, thats what Brandt is for in the long run, a Reus replacement.
Adrian Morales
>wenn die Münchener im Gegenzug 60 Millionen Euro und Joshua Kimmich zu den Katalanen schicken Lol what. Dumbele isn't even worth 30 million
Joseph Ortiz
I’m there until the 4th of August but I’m taking a trip to the mountains for a few days.
Brandon Cook
>19 Monate Magath – 81 Spieler kamen oder gingen Shhhhh, don't remind them, we'll get memes for years from this.
What’s a nice, quiet small town on a river in Germany to take a short vacation in? It should still be big enough to have some decent restaurants and it would be nice to be able to get there by plane and train.
Camden Martin
>tfw HSV is gonna do it this season and get 1st place with the most points in history I can't wait.
Landon Cooper
auschwitz
Matthew Murphy
That’s not in Germany. If you tell me your hometown I will give you a short review of it.
Yes, thank you, that’s a great idea to search by Michelin. Wonderful.
Henry Thomas
Let's go hiking
Anthony Hernandez
Well I’m going to a luxury hotel in Kazbegi where you can do a little bit of hiking in your sneakers. I’m not a tent guy at all, so a couple of hours of walking and then back to the hotel bar is what I’m aiming for.
Hudson Mitchell
>Buyern extended the contract with Lewandowski ah I see... holding the prospect players.
Sebastian Butler
>implying implications
Jayden Diaz
>going on a secks tourist trip to Georgia rather than on the Ukraine Yikes
Adrian Cooper
Well my colleague who worked in Russia for a few years said Crimea was a wonderful place to visit but I don’t feel like going there at the atm. I will be only a few kilometers from the Russian border and from South Ossetia in Georgia though, but it should be safe.
Jason Carter
>tennis autism again ugh
Ian Kelly
you can filter flags...
Alexander Scott
*filters German flag*
Jason Perez
was it autism?
Anthony Thompson
Imagine taking a boat trip down the Mosel or the Rhine. Wow, what an experience that would be.
Jose Cook
>Gnabry is a meme and is invisible against good opponents. Good thing Bayern have buried their hopes for international titles
Cooper Brooks
I remember watching one tennis game in my life.
Jaxson Watson
only tennis match I watched was Kim Clijsters vs. Wozniacki.
The dane got btfo as usual.
Alexander Wright
When is a good time weather-wise to spend time in Sarajevo, Belgrade etc. outside of the high season.
Mine was back when Ivanisevic played in the Wimbledon final. I don’t remember if I watched the full season. Wozniacki lives and pays her taxes in Monaco so I don’t give a crud about her.
John Lopez
New fussball2000
Adam King
Season = game We had some wine after work
Sebastian Rogers
its practically the same climate zone as the rest of central Europe, so I would say April-June or September-November you can visit the spot where Franz Ferdinand was shot
I'm hopping for all the 4 teams going to the knockout
Matthew Wilson
I read that with his voice and accent
Xavier Young
All eliminate in gruppe stage except Leverkusen (who win the treble)
Henry King
Yes, sounds great
Matthew Hernandez
dortmund will prioritize the league after watzke's stupid comment bayern all the way as usual bulls won't get out of the group leverkusen out in the round of 16 (after destroying the group)
>Quick Ulrich, we need good PR asap. >I KNOW, Karl-Heinz, we give that greedy pole another few millions for no reason at all and tell the people we managed to bind him for two more years >but he still has a contract until 2021, my dear Ulrich >it's the only way, Karl-Heinz, Brazzo just called and told me that we're losing the Carrasco deal to West Ham too
Lucas Evans
hehe
50% rough and 50% just plain Asiviertel
Jaxson Cox
>Internally, S04 is preparing for shooting star Nübel not to extend its 2020 expiring contract and to change for free after the coming season - possibly to Buyern.
Joshua Barnes
#Helldeutschland
Michael Hughes
soulless players
Joseph Johnson
based Guido, fatass manbaby and Merkelzäpfchen Altmeier on suicide watch
Adrian Murphy
They loaned Fährmann to Norwich and Schubert from Dresden signed for them
then americans are insufferable cunts by nature? have sex, polbaby
Ryder Powell
Is tell you to Sug muh dig but you'd probably enjoy that, söyren
Nicholas Phillips
>”you’d be gay if you sucked my dick!” said the fat babyman offering his tiny dick to another man for sucky sucky ami logic at its best, literally retarded