/heem/ - Real Edition

> Jon jones
> can

> Johnny Walker
> not a can

Retard detected

Heh...sorry... but it's mine now... nothn personnel

he said ranks 1 through 15. jones holds the belt, he's not rank 1 you goof.

>#1
>Champion
I'm the one spamming the Walker KO gif but you are retarded

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fucking KEK, I love brazilian children

Lol did u film that?

If that second overhang right would have landed in the second round that kid would not be with us.

stupid monkey behavior

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no

You guys are welcome. Sharing is caring.

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I don't think you are supposed to close your eyes while kissing children, what the fuck

huge weight difference desu, dude got mogged

There was something I saw Rockhold say today, which was "Jones isn't technical, he's tactical." The reason I like this quote is because it sounds cool, but in reality it demonstrates how much of a useless peabrain he possess.

She's becoming a devouring mother.

Genuinely the lowest IQ post I've ever seen

I'm getting that weird PeruANO vibe, bros.

great range control

or maybe you're a tacticianlet.

Anyone got the JDS heem? I missed the fight

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The fact that #1 doesn't indicate champion shows that Americans are retarded

I would post it but it's really lame and I don't want to disappoint you buddeh. Here have this heem as a substitute.

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> technique and tactics are the same

Please...

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>A-A-Americans
What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you really so mentally flushed that all you can come back with is
>Y-Your flag!!!
Take a break from posting on boards with flags and maybe, just maybe you might get somewhere in this business.

If this is the same person can jannies please ban him?

Do they really?

Clawja vs Randa who are you guys picking?

cant wait to see how far this memelord goes

Just watched it. Looks like we're probably never going to see Ngannou get heemed. I honestly though JDS was the last person left who could potentially heem him, but it looks like Ngannou will likely win the belt. As must as I like Stipe and would want him to win, I don't see him beating Ngannou in the rematch. As for him fighting DC, I don't think that fight would happen but it would be interesting to see what happens.

If Jones dominates Thiago 24:59 minutes of the fight and then gets knocked dead in the millisecond following the final bell, and then retires is he still the goat?

The last power puncher Jones fought was Rampage. Santos is going to heem Jon

>As must as I like Stipe and would want him to win, I don't see him beating Ngannou in the rematch.
Why not? There's no reason to believe that Ngannou has fixed any of his issues. For all we know he's the same exact fighter.

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He was ashamed of his persiflage, his boasting, his pretensions of courage and ruthlessness; he was sorry about his cold-bloodedness, his dispassion, his inability to express what he now believed was the case- that he truly regretted heeming DC, that he missed the man as much as anybody and wished his heem hadn't been necessary. Even as he circulated his gym he knew that the smiles disappeared when he passed by. He received so many menacing DMs that he could read them without any reaction except curiosity. He kept to his apartment all day, snorting lines off playing cards, looking at his destiny in every King and Jack. Thiago Santos came up from Brazil at one P.M. on the 6th. He had no grand scheme. No strategy. No agreement with higher authorities. Nothing but a vague longing for glory, and a generalized wish for revenge against Jon Jones. Thiago Santos would be ordered to serve a lifetime ban for second degree murder. Over seven billion signatures would eventually be gathered in a petition asking for Santos's release, and in 2021, Dana White would pardon the man. There would be no eulogies for Jon, no photographs of his body would be sold in sundries stores, no people would crowd the streets in the rain to see his funeral cortege, no biographies would be written about him, no children named after him, no one would ever pay twenty-five cents to stand in the rooms he grew up in. The fist would connect, and Joe Rogan would scream, but Jon Jones would only lay on the floor and look at the ceiling, the light going out of his eyes before he could find the right words.

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bad.

The fact that you're a pussy hasn't changed

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>Marreta will FOLD Jon

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monkey child got absolutely heem'd

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Who /goingout/ to see this card?

I was gonna watch it at home but my boy is in town so we decided to catch it at this local hipster gastropub thing.

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Benjamin has officially won the story. I'm literally embarrassed for Masvidal. 100% desperation.

Discount Tony

>That last twitch
CTE'D

have sex

Stipe's chin is fucking weird. He takes sledgehammer shots from Ngannou and tanks them, but little boops from Econoreem and DC knocked him down

youtube.com/watch?v=GibS3MTlSN0
youtu.be/p6F9bFfRa8k?t=61

AHHAHAAHHHA THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF MASVIDAL

It's a sea level dependent chin

Peheiha blesh

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Holy shit, i've never seen someone seeth in terror this hard. It's like he already saw the future and knows he's bound to get absolutely dabbed on.

Chadskren already has this in the bag.

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Well you see *sips Xyience* it's the shots you don't see that hurt ya

Man, if Ngannou had landed that in the 1st he might've won

PUSSY

Would you take a full powered Ngannou punch to the chin for $80k

Coral you awake still? I'd love to chat if so.

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I'm unheemable so why not?

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is Chiesa gonna die?

Look how juiced to the gills that cunt is. Always love seeing natty bods make them feel powerless

Fighters who act unnecessarily edgy always lose. See: honda

Sanchez is free money. bookies are literally cazzies

nah

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Alright I guess you're asleep Coral. Just wanted to wish you a happy 4th of july, and I hope you're doing well my friend. Sweet dreams.

Sanchez is on that jamba juice tho

Doubt it

masvidal heems askren

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Wake up Memedival, it's all over.

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If Masvidal loses this weekend he is honor bound to retire from MMA. You cant recover from the embarrassment that he would suffer.

Masvidal is trying too hard now to be the bad guy, his cool, calm three piece shit was right in his wheelhouse and now he's just being a mouthy spic, is it just hype? Why so much bad blood

youtube.com/watch?v=DpMw4WGSrXo
dana should pull diego from the card. the cte is far too blatant

>Why so much bad blood
He finally gets to take out all that pent up hatred he has towards Colby

leave Diego alone you foul mouthed bong

gay

*heems your heart then heems your dick*

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I'd be worried if Diego started acting like a normal guy

Instant classic interview. Should be posted every fight day

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>Special prop bets for UFC 239 only on Ohmbet:

Will the referee take away a point from Jon Jones after his fouls? Yes +500

Imagine the smell

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*gets a two in a row win streak over chumps*

Chuck and the other TUF1 boys LOVE their coke. I feel like they gave Diego a little taste at their reunion.

Can confirm Conor's next fight is being announced tomorrow. According to my sources it's definitely bot Ferguson nor Gaethje. That's all the info I have for now.

Sanchez doing that Super Mario Bros 1 pose

look at those sweat stains, disgusting wop.

Whole crowd is going to be shouting Diego

Chiesa has been suprisingly likeable this week

He's not smart or rich enough for that.

It's a guy who needs to constantly reaffirm his masculinity versus a guy who openly embraces his goofy side while exuding confidence

the writers are doing a great job with the face turn.

Based hue, I made this pic years ago. Clawja bless

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i'm no fag but god damn rockhold is sexy

for me its biggus schubbus

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Can someone make Streamable.com link where Joe Rogan says immediately after a fight "Brendan Schaub just sent me a text"

Hey man, if I were gay I’d suck his dick too.

youtu.be/9t0skNg1sqw

Lmao but when PVZ did dancing with stars it was a Yuuuuge deal

I want Helen to smother me with her fat tits.

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Isn't he always like that? I remember seeing him mad in the cage even after he would win.

That's pretty kino my mans but only works in an alternate universe, jon is a psychopath in this one

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Curran bless

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urgh if she got her puss out this would be solo-tier shit.

quads once again, cool penis

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solo-tier or so lo-tier?

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He's knows he's gonna get gently wrestleraped and that there's nothing he can do about it. How would you feel?

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Is Cody our boy who got fucked over by PEDbabbies or just a run-of-the-mill dummy?

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any one have the webm of derrick lewis fucking up the machida karate takedown?

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fuckin animals mate
no wonder your country is a shithole

based
retard

Sure if i get 80k plus medical treatment

just caught up with the last two events
that 360° swing by ngannou was fucking hilarious
KZ finish was goat

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>ynr when that trailer trash junkie made out with her on stage with her mouth filled with puke

cr*nge

>plus size is a good size
Luke spends too much time thinking about what he is going to say before he says it. I d-definitely don’t do that.

Tony bless

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if you could ask luke rockhold 1 important question, that he would answer in 3 words or less, what would it be?

>Ben will lose... t-this time!
>t-three piece and s-s-soda!

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Why are you gay?

Y’ever beasted a peach?

marreta will fold jones like an ironing board

Askren heemed by some guy lmao
twitter.com/fighttalking/status/1146923989962375168

Fake news

Woodley visibly embarassed when helen asks him about his rap career lol
m.youtube.com/watch?v=PHF-dAkzlgw

Will Diego harness the power of the box?

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-how is your hand?
-Fine,its growing

Never tell Diego he has CTE. Might kill ya.

i escaped the box

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Link

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>Massive 24k gold Monster medallion
Is Twood the most boomer fighter there is?

watching this will give you gonorrhea

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Tonya is a lesbian so why isnt this sexual assault?

they're friends supposedly so sanko said it was ok

Poor Ben, all sorts of lunatics now harass him.

>tfw you cant escape the box

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It's assault even if she's not a lesbian.

*brap*

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I would huff every single particle of her braps I swear to schaub

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this looks like a french tost
that guy was a prick.Askren couldnt do anything infront of cameras

I feel bad for Askren. Gonna suck when he loses.

this is deep

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>Dominick Cruz, who hasn't fought in more than 2 years, drops one spot to #4 in ufc rankings

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Arlovski was a Heavyweight champ, and Belarus is basically Russia.

>meme canadian-indian-sikh-based-brotier fighter Arjan Bhullar has left the UFC to sign for ONE Championship

>John Lineker has been released which has led to most of the 135ers going up a spot in the 135 rankings

but for some reason Gustaffson is still in the 205 rankings - even though they removed Rockhold from the rankings immediately.
The fuck is wrong with these retards?

Kek bet they'll match the poo up with someone way above him to show that ONE fighters are superior

When is heem day

4 more hours until the weigh ins live stream. i'll watching the mma vivisection with zane simon and connor ruebusch 4 times until then.

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i really hope the main card changes so calendar has to either redo or let me do the picks. i never get to do the ppvs.

How bad will Jorge chimp out? (assuming he doesn't duck these as well)

He says in the interview that he DOESN'T have cte, so you're wrong.

i assume he's constantly high and drunk so that must be the hardest part of the week for him (the in competition testing)

>I had DC winning before this

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happy heem eve

GDR would have finished Holly Holm if Holly Holm wasn't a 20 year roiding cheater. Also GDR is literally free money against Aspen Ladd.

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None of you can handle the chris

To be fair, she isn't actually juicing. It's a contact juicing from getting juiced by Jones.

You just KNOW she could heem stiff every here

I enjoy Tyron as an analyst.

What an uncomfortable interview

Guy's, you had your fun. Now enjoy your last moments before Askren meme will die an ugly death

(KO R1)

Why does everyone from Featherweight to Middleweight claim to walk around at 200lbs

Alexander has hepatitis. I don't think they will let him fight when they find out

nevermind fake account

You think picos can be sexually transmitted? Holly might piss hot if it's true. I know Jon nuts in her raw everytime. She should be careful with USADA.

It's the weight equivalent of 6 feet tall

*wins*

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diego's niece is a beast

She's carrying a few extra pounds, but there's no need to be mean about it.

>t-this time!

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how the fuck hasn't he been in an ancient rome/greece movie

after all ancient Greeks were all faggots

Leave Ben Asskren to me

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some things never change

Sensō ga kawatta

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Good news boys, I seemed to have stopped my hair loss (natty method). Will continue making fun of you hairlets for years to come.

What will fluke do after his chin and hairline are gadooshed for good?

I'm 5'10.9999 and literally walk around 200 lbs sharp

Coconut oil?

More like
>Germaine de randamie knocks out a drunk man pulled from the street
Also take a look at how cte'd holly is. I had high hopes for her this fight but i see her getting tko'd now. youtube.com/watch?v=RiYAmxT0ruA

Peppermint oil, good filter for my shower, daily scalp massage w/ wooden brush, dht shampoo

cte doesnt normally kick in till much later career wise. I also doubt that alli had CTE.

>Peppermint oil
Do you mix this with anything else? how much do you use? Not a hairlet but a bit of a beardlet.

Will Jon ever be this BJ Penn or Anderson Silva character? A washed up former champion on a giant losing streak?

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Heard nofap stops hair loss too

Jon Jones will be 80 and still heeming the entire lhw division

Nope, I’ve just been putting some drops on my wooden brush before doing the scalp massage.
I think that is probably because people don’t realize how much fapping dehydrates you. Good hydration is key to good hair.

Jon is more concerned with his legacy than either of those two. If he started losing he would retire

lol the guy lost it's ok

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>There's no "I" in team, but there's no team in "I"

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depends on badly he needs money

*heems you*

*Heems "I"

try to rub your head with vaseline.It makes wonders

Lawler cracked that chin. Masvidal will feed Asschin an entire family dinner box and send him to bed early.

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She's 37 years old, it's starting to kick in or will very soon, she's already slurring her words sometimes. That's why jones can fight for a long time and not get CTE like these fighters, because he doesn't get hit. Defensive fighters don't get as bad cte and can have a longer career. Mayweather is a prime example.

How is this anime hoe related to germany?

Same way my bybis is related to your burna.

Masvidal via tko in second round.
Jones will finish Thiago, I'm not sure which round.
Holly and nunes will go the distance.

How long have you been doing this and how effective is it?

Lads Father Heemsmas is going to be coming round THIS NIGHT and deliver fresh heems for tomorrow

Very nice, i have the same picks/method of victory. Jones is def getting the finish, i see the holm/nunes fight going either TKO/KO or decision victory for holm or decision victory for nunes, holm has never been stopped so she either goes to a decision or knocks her opponent out. Most likely she won't be able to knock nunes out and will lose/win a decision. I think you're wrong about masvidal, ben will decision him i feel.

>Tomorrow
sunday morning lad, can't wait to stay up till 6am and fuck my sleep schedule up again.

Claudia bless

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On a scale of 1-10 how absolutely SEETHING is Masvidal rn?

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buttblasted mehmet

Why is he so fucking mad?

Second that, although it's 4 am for me

Getting Masvidal angry is the dumbest shit Askren could have ever done. Masvidal is the type of fighter who prefers to edge out or lose shitty decisions because he gets too passive and comfortable just coasting with minimal effort. Getting Masvidal angry will make him more active, more aggressive and willing to actually bang and take Askren's head off.

If anything, Askren should have tried to butter Masvidal up and play bff with him.

It literally was Russia when he was born, since I doubt anyone will disagree the USSR was a Russian empire.

Is Luke Rockhold delusional and really believes his lies, or is he nervous and compensating?

Stupid casual fan.

Masvidal has been saying in every interview how he's going to break ben's face but the poor guy is getting wrestlefucked to a decision or submitted. He's going to look silly when that happens, all that talk and nothing to back it up.

Rockhold wins via ko/tko/sub

Why don't fighters just front flip over double leg takedowns

prime kimbo would heem anyone in bkfc

Reminder that Masvidal is 5-5 in his last 10

I mean, probably. But not as certainly as he thinks. Not as easy as he thinks.
He looks that the #2 and #3 guys were mediocre guys from his division, and that he was champ of that same division, so he is 100% sure that he will be champion material in LWH too. I am not sure he will be. So far he has only fought much shorter men, not unlikely that he will get jabbed to death at LHW. Probably will be easier to take him down too, when he isn't 50 pounds heavier than other dudes.

>submitted
Oh, fer sure, Asschin is going to sub him when Maia couldn't.

Some people here aren't capable of forming their own opinions.

>Memevidal posters so shook they have to invent a narrative
In some ways, Masvidal has already won the story of the fight

It's the kind of seeth that completely JUST your hairline

I was just thinking how weird it would be if someone jerked off to the thought of Jon fucking Holly. That would be super weird, wouldn't it? Hahaha

>memejitsu and wrestling are the same
t*rkroach intelligence everybody

Cowboy is drunk. He's gonna delete this later.

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Is her clit bigger than his dick? lol wouln't that be weird haha

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So Asschin is going to sub Masvidal via freestyle wrestling? Abbo trash intelligence everybody

Masvidal is bottle merchant, everyone knows this.

Wouldn't that be sick if he sucked on it like it was a penis? Like what a sicko! lol

Go to sleep at 11 and get up when the main card starts. Thats the chad way of doing it

About 1.5 months, started noticing a ton of hairs coming out every day when in the shower or just running my hands through my hair now I see like 1 strand a day. My hair also feels better than ever. Got all my info from YouTube. Couple other videos too.
youtu.be/idRBQS9RAQo

Favorite balding fighter btw?

I'm sure you can buy a favela nigga just like her at a low cost

He's subbed Sambo sport masters and BJJ black belts. Which of those is Masvidal, if any?

Asskren ain't doin' shit to my boy Jorge. Undefeated in the streets cuz.

Tonya reminds me of Aileen Wuornos

Credentials are meaningless in MMA, cazzie. Maia is the best submission grappler in MMA with an actually proven MMA adappted BJJ game. Proven against elite competition, not the cans Asschin has been fighting his entire career. If Maia couldn't sub Masvidal, then Asschin's chances are nonexistent.

is askren ur boyfriend?
kek

always try to do this but get caught up watching heems and then preleims and say fuck it

anybody on here ever been heem'd in real life? tell your story

Give me a song right now.

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I am him with a vpn, abo

>i-it's different!

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reminder.

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>tfw having my dick fall off and being left with my dick in my hand and a bleeding hole, rushing to put my dick on ice is one of my great fears and I used to have nightmares about it all the time.

This is cringe

I 've been heemed.I met a nympho girl a year ago that really hydrated me for 6 months.She was waking me up at 4 a.m for sex.After we broke up i was really exchausted.Still Am

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happy heem day everyone!

for me it's luke rockhold

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watch ben ASSkren heem jorge mASSvidal inside 1 round boys

cancelled

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is jan going to kill this man?

That narration is fucking obnoxious

lol maybe it's your body telling you that you should be a woman

>nigger
>genetically capable of embarrassment

damn lad, was she a flip?

> bottle merchant
Go back to football twitter you fucking faggot

woodley is whiter than DC

> Ali never had CTE
> literally had Parkinsons

kek

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Your boy is getting wrestlefucked to a decision, just stop defending him, he's 5-5 in his last fights, he's a can.

you cazzies gonna watch Glory tonight right

Oh, Masvidal is a lock b, fur shure.

whos the biggest uncle tom in the ufc?

she had a manic disorder,been calmed down with sex.Totally schizo

Askren is 2-2 in his career against ufc quality opponents and he also lost to some 1000th ranked fat mexican

Would you rather have rage sex with Rose of Miesha?

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>Asschin is going to sub him when Maia couldn't.
what a dumb argument

>Palhares and Burkman both subbed Fitch
>Maia couldn't

>Mousasi and Carneiro subbed Muñoz
>Maia couldn't

>Salter, Silva, Young Khalidov all subbed Grove
>Maia couldn't

>Chonan and Takase subbed Silva
>Maia couldn't

Askren is a folkstyle god, his freestyle is garbage

leave it
ASSkren strongest grip in all mma
when he closes the distance its over for mASSvidal

rose, obviously
can anyone explain to me why they'd prefer a wrestle-fag to win over a striker? is it really just because Ben is active on social media?

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Imagine having sex

How do i achieve diego Sanchez stratosphere

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oh fure sore B
fav glory fighter?
for me, its Justin "J-HO" Houghton

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Bisping and Chael are the UFC's worst uncle toms

People sleeping on Masvidal's wrestling and BJJ

miesha must be too bossy in sex which is quite boring after a while.he old Rose is something we can legit discuss here about how desirable she was but i kinda think she is too emotional and too much emotion kills sex

>can anyone explain to me why they'd prefer a wrestle-fag to win over a striker? is it really just because Ben is active on social media?
hes also white, which cant hurt at this point looking at all the current champs and the whole roster...

Doumbe,Petch,Sittichai,Rico and most of the Morrocans on the roster

rose def loves skat play

I'm white and I'd 100% rather have a Cuban-American win over a faggot Aspergers priveliged rich faggot autistic American Bitch

walkout songs
youtube.com/watch?v=6WwNQZY8qD0

woodley confirmed hghing

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how do you think Doumbe V Regian Eersel would go? i know eersel is with ONE but still

lol what skat man? She cries in sex 100% and bet everyone here

We can all tell in your case it's a case of supporting your fellow brainlet.

WHERE ARE THE PICKS?

150lb Garry Tonon beat that faggot

Tick tock

pat barry n rose def play with shit

this, hows Ben going to take him down from Masvidal's guard

im talking white americans, the main consumers of ufc

Yeah man I'm sure George can hang with 4 time all american and Olympic wrestler he's a real munster and ganster

tree peace and a grape soda man

I was very impressed by Eersel in the Holzkien fight

he really outclassed him and I didnt expect that

Doumbe has scary power though but if Eersel stays technical I think he gets the W

One vs Glory crosspromotion needs to happen though,it will revive the k1 glorious days of kickboxing

they should spit each other but thats as far as they could go

>ablublubliulu HERGH EHRG BLURHG BLAA *shit leaks out of mouth*
What the fuck is your problem faggot?

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>Jon 'Bones' Jones
>Not Jam 'Ham' James
>Not Jean 'Beans' Jeans

hey hi second greek poster.Are u gonna vote on Sunday?

you think holzken is flushed?

Imagine if Ngannou won. Would we have seen DC vs Ngannou for the belt last year?

Both. He's really good, but still thinks he's better than he actually is. Dances too much, not enough killer instinct.

youtu.be/IdYMA6hY_74

> be me
> UFC fighter
> unranked
> fighting some CIA nigger
> walk out to vid related
> throw exclusively super man elbows
> drop CIA nigger
> flying superman elbow into guard
> transition into mount
> allow wrestling CIA nigger to sweep into guard
> you're in my holy domain now
> feel the wrath of the temple CIA nigger
> triangle locked in
> play the holy war drum on his head while he taps
> don't release
> ref tries to push me off
> don't release
> CIA nigger dies whilst CIA nigger two tries to save his life

We're on a mission from God

Do you think Hitler was finished?

no
definitely no

he looked pretty good until he got caught with that flying knee and he already fucked some of the top guys in One

Ben fucking worked that can

Smashed right past him

I didn't realise they were competing in freestyle wrestling you fucking faggot

why's that so man?You're not 18 yo?

>be me
>skip green text
youre a faggot on Yea Forums. Shut the fuck up you absolute idiotic retard.

Askren got dropped on his head by Robbie who quit wrestling in junior high, and completely dominated trying to take down some fat Mexican can who never wrestled a day in his life

>muh olympics

He and DC both got totally destroyed in the olympics, they watched the medal ceremony on tv like everyone else

He's not an actor.

The instrumental bangs but the vocal sample ruins the vibe

Who's that prick anyway?

Your mum sends titty pics to 19 year olds on tinder lad
I've shagged your mum fella

I’m rooting for Tony “Tiny” Ferguson.

hitlers never finished

I see some of the marks are getting worked, based Askren

>Not Jame "Heem" James

yeah me neither but hes had a million fights and hes 36 tho

Hit the gym and grow a chin, ponce. If I ever see you (you) someone again I'll heem your fucking life m8.

This is a stacked card but also an obvious one
Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Sanchez

Sanchez is getting 30-26'd m8

Good vid but the guy states a few wrong things about height in the comments, height is 95% genetics, which he doesn't say.

they just put a sample of Lionel Ritchie's voice over this track.You're listening at two tracks at the same time with no frequency

Why dont you fuck off back to mummys basement you weak little acerbic fucker.

Control freak who is unable to impose his will on others irl so you larp about it online. You’re a burden to everyone you interact with.

>this cope
Win or lose, Ben won this fight

Even a clean shot from ngannou wouldn't heem this guy.

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I probably go to the gym more than you but I go for a reason while u go to please your dumb fucking ego coz you thinj you might get laid.

i dont get this criticism but ill accept it so I can humour you like the retard you are.

Kurt Angle would have been a monster in mma

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What is Masvidal's IQ, i'm going with 92

I would be closer to 80 desu

I would heem you IRL and cum on your mum's tits after you anaemic little bitch.
Your mum wants my large cock, just like she wants her weekly supply of antidepressants, which rather fittlingly, is her nickname for my girthy vegan cock. I like my toast lightly browned and with flora dairy free butter or hummus. See you soon, boy.
> t black belt judo, BJJ and undefeated Thai boxer
Faggot

The absolute state of the chinlets that (you) me. I go to train, I've been married for 12 years. You stay ascetic though b, thawlts and pears for your non existent sex life.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=v1drBy3sKFA

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Based. Sanchez gonna cause another upset.

youtube.com/watch?v=MADvxFXWvwE

youtube.com/watch?v=DREOr-UbrJc

Look into this man's eyes and tell me he'd have pissed clean.

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yes if you were the Korean Zombie

youtube.com/watch?v=y3oNfYCh5Vg
goat song

>Drugs can't kill me! I AM the drugs!

Askren's likable and Masdival's just an honest to god brainlet. The worst for me is the fact that he's claimed he wants "money fight" yet despite having the opportunity to raise his stock he's refused to do almost any media obligations.

>I've been married for 12 years
jesus how old are u?

yute

youtube.com/watch?v=PiauQ7P7mtQ

Is rockhold a retard or is he just having a panic attack?

32

Cope, your boy finna get heemed again

probably too much heroin use with his junkie ex

wat

dicey diceyyy

no I am 31 actually and I aint participating in this shit
he's still great to watch

I recommend you adopt sor your baby girl or boy doesnt turn out a retard like their daddy.

> British
> got married at 20

HAHAHAHAHA. All your peers think you a faggot! Imagine being so autistic and sheltered that you got married at 20
That's unheard of in this country you fuckin gaiboyy

why the fuck did you get married at 20? not even hating its just wild to hear

U mad bro

I don't like thus

Having teeth is also unheard of in your country.

dielect for gut

what's the deal with these two brit cocksuckers? Just another le epin heem maymay?

How many different bulls have you had in your 12 years of marriage?

no y?

Why dont you stick your banter to thenthingsbyou can do like lift a weight... oh wait thats it... you probably dobt even know the difference between wait snd weight you slack-jawed yokel.

Someone finish taking them i'm not doing it

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Didn't he literally admit to Rogan that he was in the retarded classes in school?

mobile.twitter.com/stylebender/status/1147045972595355648

Thawlts?

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Hide and seek is unheard of in yours so fair game.

Santos
Nunes
Askren
Blachowicz
Chiesa

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that is not a surprise at all didn't know that

>I showed you my mugamba, answer me

Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa

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im norden?

what a fucking faggot

yes you are

Fuck off, farm boy, you got married at 20 years old. Christ. I bet you have a barn full of classic tractors and land rovers you raw milk drinking faggot

love is love cabron

So did you guys see that Diego Sanchez interview with Ariel?

putito

youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w

Honestly I wouldn't be mad if Rob snuck a razor in his glove and slit this homo's throat open.

im nazi ja?

platz... dutch border by dusseldorf

Wife is American, met her in Uni, dated for a year, lived together for a year and eloped. Wasn't letting the chance of an American passport get away from me, b.
Fair point well made my chinlet friend, my oldest is 8 do the NHS still do late stage terminations or should I just send her round to get raped and killed by you and your paki mates?

this aint a game vato

Funky Ben's gonna rip Jorge's shorts off and make half-breed butt babies in the middle of the cage desu

du wish pajet

Is your wife at the spa while you post on Yea Forums?

You're getting overwhelmed by flags, might want to take a step outside your bedsit and get a clue. Have a shower first though, yeah?

You sound like a cool guy you should GTFO of that shithole and move to America

Jones
Holly
Askren
Rockhold
Sanchez

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Lmao you dumb motherfucker why would you ever marry? I hope she fucks chad and takes half of your livelihood in 5 years, you nimrod

Id put a small bet that im a hell of a lot smarter than you little boy. continue to puff your chest. Pretend you can push men around. But Think about how the real influence in society is projected. If you can you might realise how useless little piggy really is.

Fuckin ethered.

>save instead of safe
CTE already kicking in.

Go back home farm boy
You're 32 and posting on Yea Forums
Your kid gets picked on at school

Na, I make more here based on my degree than I would in America. So does she. That might change though, you never know.

Who is your favorite Dagi? For me it's Magomed Magomednurmagomedov

Embarassing, change your flag you american fantasizing cuck. Don't brag about your shit life, you got married at 20 and didn't get to fuck anyone besides one american girl kek.

>Still getting overwhelmed by flags
>Still projecting

CHAD askren cucked the sassy black lady out of pose photos at the weigh in

We need more white immigrants.

For me? Well it has to be Magodemagodemavadovedamog Muhamagedonurmadvigodavedamadov

Wish an american soldier would kill him for this post.

I hope youre really invested in your little girl. All ill say is that a childs relationship with their parent is the most important so maintain it no matter what.

"Ive always wanted a Yea Forums shitposter for my daddy. Im so blessed he scours Yea Forums looking at nonsense and at every random insult he threatens to beat up a lad. At this rate ill still be at home and not moved out due to my daddies violence problem just yet. Love my daddy. Please beat up this Yea Forums shitposter and show the world how small your iq is, oh please daddy.

This
My nigga got married at 20 years old. 20! Embarrassing

All that matters is that I /heem/ (you), little fella.

Continues to call ne farm boy when no evidence has suggested so and I work in a big city... retard.

I haven't posted anything threatening and /heem/ isn't your secret club. How shook are you on a scale of 1/10 right now?

I would break your arm in seconds boy.

Cerrone actually believes this crap

Im not shook. I admire you. I wish you were my daddy growing up.

Dumbass krakkkazzz b trippin lol
'Ave sex sweaties

I'll be your Daddy any time you want, boi.

youtube.com/watch?v=F9kqfF98lC4
youtube.com/watch?v=QJ8ej1mXWv8

great now i've gotta stop watching the ufc weigh ins

/heem/ isnt my club at all. Id be more shook if i was your kids desu.

michael chiesa? he's a dead man

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I'd honestly never look at my dad the same If I found out he was on Yea Forums regularly

What the F was with that Rockhold staredown?

I dont want to be. I reckon your kida and I would both be safer adopted than with some heavy user scouring Yea Forums to look loke a beefcake.

Please stop posting this guy

No offense, but you're a weirdo.

It's not a big deal at all.

He said blacked.comwich had small feet

I 100% feel the same way

>"you have some small hands"
>"you're gonna feel it"
>"those little things?"
t. professional eavesdropper

What kind of place is Poland?

Such a poor and unoriginal imitation of Nardwuar.

knowing the type of people that infest this place, I would have to be a little suspicious.

This joke had a short shelf life and it's come to an end
To be honest I'm not even sure what the joke was beyond "weird guy interviews mma fighters"

full of strong nice beer and attractive blondes based on my local shop.

unironically the mexicans of europe ie drunk construction workers and people that steal cars/ rob houses

if someone jokes that he's fucking your wife while you're away in war, what's the appropriate response?

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Your Dad posts on /u/... probably.

pretty hot desu

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Great everyone made weight for the fights.

Everyone I know who posts on Yea Forums is employed, all but one of them is married. One of them is a medical doctor lol.

Safe and prosperous my friend

tbf i like poles more than most germans based on personal experience. Germans might actually be the most sinfully boring group of people on earth with the exception of one friend from deepest Bavaria. But generally yes im surprised God didnt give Merkel Parkinsons sooner.

Nice. Same here :D

Does anyone have a stream for today's Glory? Is it on Euro or Burger time?

>no picks
Watery the fuck er we doon here?

It's here in Florida.

I don't even know how that comes up. The one time one of my buddies asked If I ever came here I didn't know what to say.

lel

Poles btfo

JUST
Was hoping at least something would be Europoor friendly this weekend.

i agree 100% ive said this before on here, but i just moved here a year ago myself from the us... all my cowrokers and neighbors talk about is fucking home improvements and have a panic attack if you make a jew or hitler joke

We were posting on here while in college

youtu.be/TwyYUMk4hV0
Weigh ins live, holly and Claudinha still need to weigh in

You now remember Carlose Conduit.

How much does Holly's clit weigh brehs?

Tbh we love nazi jokes. I hold back on here though coz i feel maybe someone might take it too seriously but yeah. Outside of Yea Forums I think nazi jokes are top 3 in uk repertoire. Not sure why. Just low hanging fruit i guess.

he said small feet actually on closer inspection

>have a panic attack if you make a jew or hitler joke
lmao user it wasn't really THAT long ago. Gotta understand them being a bit sensitive about the issue. Especially if you're american.

Someone's Dad posted this.

good morning heem

He clearly said small dick

Masvidal should cut his locks. Can't be rockin that kinda flow with such a tragic hairline

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wow what a boring lineup of fighters for a press conference. frankie edgar dustin max lol give me a break no one wants to hear them talk

Happy heem day eve bud

>holly still hasn't weighed in
Trainwreck. She's getting KO'd

Should they let Holly Holm fight? She sounded braindead in that last interview

>Especially if you're american.
kek yea i forget that they got heemd

Is Mike Chiesa a beta?

Why does everyone on 4channel sperg out about hairlines so much?

let me make the thread

its entirely possible

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afterall you lot had your own concentration camps and imprisoned japanese people. Not so far off the Germans yourself excepr you didnt kill them. I visited one recently in Oregon. Fucking terrible places.

Holly's been on that horse meat, b.

>children giving each other physical trauma amuses you
you're going to die in that miserable shithole

JUSTed posters simply can't help themselves.

>letting your kids fight on concrete
fucking monkeys

JODY COME BACK AND GET YOUR SHOES!

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I had the same hairlength as jorge, took me about 2 years from very short to that length. Although my hairline is good and nowhere near that bad. It's a hassle, you need to spend too much time on maintaining long hair and if you don't, it's troublesome having long greasy hair, going outside without wearing a cap.

>Jonnes
>Nunes
>Askren
>Luke
>Chiesa

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Projection.

...

I think I'd just kill myself knowing that I had another man's foot in my mouth

>afterall you lot had your own concentration camps and imprisoned japanese people
Ya some dark shit for sure. I'd honestly say that most americans probably don't know about this.

Cucked by lmao what a dork

Heemed by who lad? and dont say you.

He's right in the sense jones is a master tactician and technically he isn't that great, he's not "bad" but he isn't great either as to define him being technical as being one of his strengths is incorrect, so cockhold is correct and you are not burger.

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>yaba daba doo cartoon noises playing

I can't be the only one.

Jones
Nunes
Askren
Blachowicz
Chiesa

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>implying owning vast property and wealth to store classic land rovers isn't goals in the UK

Not even the guy you replied to but I bet you live with your mum and dad

>the little smirk just befor he throws the right hook
>the aftermath when branch does not fall

peak kino,luke sucks his own dick too much