/hoc/

scared status: pretty calm

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the absolute state of the other thread

Next year status: 90 days

I'm seeing a lot of canadian and american flags in this thread, we could really use some diversity up in here

>a wild finn enters the thread

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Huomenta

bonjour

Not going to get the promotion I have been hyping myself up for the last month about, lads

Even cancelled a big camping trip with a friend who is moving thousands of miles away to prep

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holy baste

Metro
1.caps
2.isles
3.canes
4.rangers (WC#1)
5.devils
6.penguins
7.flyers
8.jackets

Atlantic
1.bolts
2.habs
3.leafs
4.sabres (WC#2)
5.panthers
6.bruins
7.wings
8.snes

Central
1.avalanche
2.stars
3.blues
4.jets (WC)
5.preds
6.hawks
7.wild (win lottery)

Pacific
1.flames
2.yotes
3.knights
4.oilers (WC)
5.canucks
6.sharks
7.kings
8.ducks

get a new job. gotta move sideways to go up sometimes.

no

Quit and start a competing business

>hasb
>cow swords
>soilers
epic

That's kind of the plan now.
But I need to stick at my current job for a year while my girlfriend finishes school before we move.
I just wish I could stay in this town and start a family which is what I could do with the promotion. Instead I get to go in there for another year feeling like a complete cuck while her life gets sorted out too before moving on

Time to start hooking

oilers will meme their asses to the finals this year.

wish I had a life, lads

so do we, you'd post here less

they're great posts ngl

We will send some Indians and pakis over here

no meme magic is that strong

Great. Some 3rd world shitholes trying to convince each other that their country is superior is just what we need.

>Ristolainen fined 120 000 euros for driving 81 km/h in a 40 km/h zone
Based Finland and their income based fining laws

Barkov got a 50 000 euro ticket last year.
The record, somewhere around 190 000€ or so, is held by some nokia ceo iirc.

Leo Kamarov had that happen to him but tried claiming his income (in finland) was 0 euros and lost

youtu.be/Xssze9dU47I

gr8 album, user

I knew about the other guy, but didn't know about Barkov. Based.

Lel, cheeky bastard

based komarov

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>switching threads
you're all trash

>posting in an early thread
Yikes and shan’t

by that logic, this thread was extremely late

lurk more

dilate

I agree, but they keep remastering it. They should just leave it alone, it's not some orchestral art-album

FIX YOUR FUCKING SITE GOOK MOOT

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you guys said the "nigger" word too many times

What’s the nigger word

youtu.be/g1p5eNOsl7I

2020 SCF will be oilers blots cos the NHL wants it

>oilers
That’s an AHL team mate

go knights

Xheattle Dickgirls

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huomenta

DUDE

how do you not feel shame having this saved to your computer

For wars come and go. My soldiers stay eternal

Very high and very afraid of a nuclear holocaust

i'll just kms desu

since when

ill tell you, lad. Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

shoulda done peyote

hyvaa huomenta

tugging my pud and watching COPS, lads

bit gay desu

they just stopped a guy on a motor scooter, gave him a break, then busted him again an hour later riding the same motor scooter and he had meth on him.

what part of that is sexually arousing

Sometimes I miss conscription lads, it was such a simple life

Hyvää huomenta, Suomi
Hyvää huomenta, Ruotsi
Hyvää huomenta, Tanska
Hyvää huomenta, Norja

go canucks
go coyotes
go flames
go ducks
go kings
go knights
go sharks

Go leafs

might try and go to bed before 1am this summer, lads

?

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God morgon, Kanada

Add 5.3m for Horton plus ~1m from moving around ELCs

shut up chambers

For me it's Melnyk stealing Marner for the ultimate luaghs. Not that Melnyk ever would pay that money for a pleyer, but one can always dream.

>Marner taking anything less than what Matthews got
top jej

I miss it every day

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thinking about this weeks events, primarily randy being assblasted for over 48 hours straight due to memes

Then they’ll take the 4 first rounders

RPH

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>He thinks someone is going to offer sheet Marner

Then he’ll sign with the leafs

His mental gymnastics on how an offer sheet works was pretty funny.

I will not stand for pacific infighting any longer.

nukes aren't even real dude, it's all a conspiracy to keep people afraid of the government and nuclear power. "deadly radiation" is a joke. open your eyes man

/hoc/ conscription when?

watching a movie lads. it's bretty good

proofs

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>soilers

gave ASMR a try. how is it possible that they can make the sound that sensitive to your ears? it's like getting tickled

who broke your asmr hymen?

I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle

real Atlantic waking hours

stream.livestreamfails.com/video/5d1d44976cd8c.mp4

always get a nice chubby listening to her youtube.com/watch?v=zl_Oh1sUUKw

ASMR is great while high. Especially 8D music.

why is Yea Forums so fucked today?

What should I make for dinner lads?

This isn’t asmr, this is porn

i just woke up and what is this?

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it's a mind control ploy

>part 2 on patreon
it's gotta be a bj version

Blå bands Italian gryta

coffee time

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hasb to be quite honest

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where my niggas at

@work

thinking about thots

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OH NO NO NO

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kek

drink buttered coffee

explain

I wouldn't mind slamming some puss right now desu senpai

"Some people come to our games just to look our butts and that's disrespectful"

was watching some more asmr and cam across her youtube.com/watch?v=jm0lFiapYhc . I think im in love.

For me, it's Glow youtube.com/watch?v=Tt7Tk0FUyBw&t=

Wtf is this autism?

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>some
did they mean all

western decadence

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góðan daginn, /hokk/

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Steve won.

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Looks like I'm the first burger up this mornin

huomenta

Ok, i switched to watching eurosport WATTS now

Never tried this. Seems like a waste of both butter and coffee

I just read some insights on jatkoaika

I just read about Alex Newhook

having coffee

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I just finished my scouting report about Brad Lambert

pulju posted a new video on instagram 19 hours ago

he should go full on levy-on bell (or however you write it. fuck ebonics)

>Norristolainen – Rasmus Ristolaisen tie supertähdeksi
what a joke

thats finnish sports media for you. when they write about mcdavid they say: "jesse puljujärvi's superstar teammate..."

youtube.com/watch?v=5k293MR--EE

How much will Rantanen get, how long will he sign for?

Is it just me, or does PK Subban look like he fucks white women?

he looks like he gets fucked by white women

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>when you do ss+gomad

Vonn probably threatens to crush his ballsack with her thighs if he doesn't let her do the fucking

9,5x8

>2 and a half hours til Dairy Queen opens
Not gonna make it

Daily reminder that Carolina actually hasn't answered to the Aho offer sheet. They are desperately trying to find investors to cover the expenses.

someone needs to offer sheet marner

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Habs

Shit-congo actually has decent goaltending and defensive depth this year though.

their top-4 will be
keith-gustafsson
määttä/de haan-jokiharju/seabrook

what defensive depth? looks like shit to me

You're thinking about it all wrong, guy. It does suck you're not getting promoted, but if your goal is to marry this girl, then all finances will eventually be shared anyway. Getting her career path sorted will be good for you both in the long run, and you can spend this time either looking at different avenues of advancement at your current business or looking at other opportunities.

TL;DR: take a couple of days to sulk about it (as is your right), then dust yourself off and get back after it. You got this, lad

Just think of all the great ice nuclear winter would produce though

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Just googled muumimukimenetelmä

Määttä-Jokiharju pairing is sick though. Legit 1st pair.

Didn't know that is a thing

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>post YFW Horton shows up at camp healthy and ready to play

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Has anyone mentioned Finland yet?

>some

thinking about kebbe ja ranet

how can you climb on top of the net without moving it and falling down? fucking dangerous. did the moorings freeze?

First for Finland
Can someone make this the OP pic in the next thread please.

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Cats are so fucking agile lads

is that a freaking jussi paita

i arent think that

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Ate this bad boy yesterday in honor of america's independence day

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Gonna go walk my dog before it becomes too hot.

why are the ranus above of kebu

that's the way it's supposed to be or else the fries get all wet and soft

rANUS

what...is that? it looks delicious

First you was down with the AK
And now I see you on a video with Michel'le

It's hard to get to the fries otherwise. Better that way to be honest.

Kebab with fries. Just go to your local turkish kebab pizzeria to get some

for me? it's börek

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Kurds have taken over the kebab game

We don't have kebab in america.. at least where I live

how can that be even possible?

kurds learn Finnish very fast and they can pronounce it amazing. I once asked about it from my local kebab seller and he said that the language is somewhat similar to theirs.

>The Red Polar Bear, owned by Kazem Ariaiwand, is providing kebabs on the island of Spitsbergen, in the Svalbard archipelago 300 miles off the northern tip of Norway.

telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1583815/Worlds-most-northerly-kebab-shop-opened.html

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damn i need to order kebab now

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marner will do what nylander did and wont sign a contract until partway into the season until dubas is on his knees begging him to sign and play and is willing to give mitch whatever he wants. thats just the type of gm dubas is

the US is about 1.1% muslim. by comparison, norway is 5.7%, sweden is 8.1% and finland is 2.7%.
i saw a grand total of 3 women wearing hijab in san francisco. here at home i can easily see more in a small town.

fuck kebab niggers

What is the purpose of immigrants if they are't kebab sellers?

So who is leaving? Nylander?

Tacos

I went Taco Bell couple days ago. Easily the worst fast food I've ever eaten.

nylander has a no movement clause it wont be him. someone is going to leave though

That's not what I meant when I said tacos

Kapanen would be my guess

I know but I just wanted say that it was shit

Taco bell is complete garbage but I still love it for some reason.
And the mt dew baja blast is fucking good.

>take slight discount to play for leafs
>gets traded anyways
kek

Taco bell is useless. It's easy to make Tortillas yourself with all the stuff you like.

It's pretty much irresistible when I'm drunk

yeah, it's great drunk food.

this post screams insecurity. if you love it then it is not garbage.

Drinking is the only reason to go to Taco Bell

this post screams projection

nylanders nmc only applies to the final year of his contract ya dummy

this post screams "AAAAHHHHH"

Went back to bed for 2 hours, gonna roll out for dairy queen in about 20 minutes. What type of Blizzard am I having for breakfast?

Brought a beer into my Uber let’s see if he notices

Cum

Smart move my Michael

Ahhh, the finn man loses again

>leaving
>more like leafing

i can't beleaf you've done this.

I guess my dad must be making the rounds in Europe.

I hope you won't be greafing for too long

/hoc/ is for dad jokes

already drunk and it's not even noon. god bless america.

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Pace yourself dude

Is it possible to be the biggest loser in loserville? Because then you're at least winning something

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It's the 5th you degenerate get a job

I have a job, I'm on vacation.

based and calmingpilled

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>Laffs have 3.7 mil in cap space currently
>Another 5.3 mil from LTIR
>3.7 + 5.3 = 9.0
So what stops a GM from offersheeting Marner for more than the laffs can afford?

Draft picks.

Remember when that earlyposter got BTFO? That was fun.

/hoc/ is for friends

Even if it wasn't meant for me, I appreciate this post. /hoc/ needs more kind people like you.

Thanks for making me aware of said poster

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Quicker I eat a blizzard quicker I can tan on the deck quicker I can rehydrate quicker I can start drinking. What blizzard am I having?

They had one for Jurassic World about a year ago. Maybe try that one.

Just make a decision you bitch

Oreo ya herb

Literally the most overrated cookie in existence

It’s a good blizzard m8

Perhaps. We don't have DQ, so I wouldn't know

Cookie dough a best

Post hockey qts

I got summer berry cheesecake

avalanche probably would’ve won the central if they didn’t slump for whatever reason during the middle of the year

Butterfinger

I probably would've made the NHL if I had an ounce of athletic ability.

Acceptable
One time I didn’t say cheesecake and they just gave me summer berry and it was awful

Lads my supervisor is on vacation today and I'm sitting at his desk, what should I do?

do some work you lazy slob

First line got tired

I also went to starbs and got a blonde Americano. I'm a man of exquisite taste
Mine isn't in so im driving around eating

>I'm a man of exquisite taste
You didn't feel like a total douche typing that?

god damnit talk about hockey not food

Personally I think the Jets should trade Ehlers to the Rangers for Trouba after they sign him to a long-term extension.

I'm a rich nigga and you know it

>norway is 5.7%
Gross, get rid of them.

Ehlers for Backstrom straight up?

Anyone know what time the Lotto Max draw is being held?

thinking about that afternoon nap

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just woke up before 1pm, lads

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Don't act like you degens don't buy lottery tickets.

>signing Sullivan to be your coach for 4 more years

Yikes

same here

Goaltending was shit

>paying the stupid tax

Thinking about making coffee for my hockey friends

:)

kurds are based to finns, but when their own clans meet they tend to fight about the most trivial shit.

i often wondered why this is. interesting

could be if bulju stays in oilels and awakens

>Lucic
Still makes me giggle

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Only a faggot deals in absolutes.

I have failed you, Kanada. My allegiance is to the burgers, to FREEDUM!

I can see why you pay the tax.

thinking that's a good idea

good thing they shored up that gap by letting varly go and keeping grubader

Well you can still cheer for Trouba and Lemieux at least.

Who takes over as their backup though?

Paid. It's not ongoing.

Francouz is listed now at league minimum, his khl numbers are decent

>islels might offersheet marner
he probably wouldn't even sign it right?

Do you plan on buying tickets in the future?

USA USA USA

the islels cant afford to give him a larger contract than the laffs

No, I don't. First and only time most likely.

If he signs it and the leafs can’t match it, then it’s a win/win. The only issue is those 4 picks but if the isles stay afloat those years the picks can mean shit. If they do get marner in the end, battle of new york becomes even better

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we had a minister who was very vocal about deporting bad refugees who literally shouldn't be here, but she was removed from office. anything that can realistically be done at this point is too little, too late.

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Good, you have learned your lesson, no need to thank me.

>letting barzal go for a chance at bitch marner
KEK

They can match it with a cap trade :^)

very conflicted by this. on one hand it'd be hilarious to watch moronto seethe, and on the other i don't want islel weeb faggots to get uppity.

What would I ever do without you?

Who said barzal is leaving?

I dont know leaf but I will always be here for you.

the amount of cap space the islels can afford

Im pretty sure the isles will find a way to sign barzal.

twitter.com/mattfharris/status/1147080728884273152?s=20

>youtube.com/watch?v=0iMgjWsV4JI
>$12.5m AAV offer sheet expected for Marner today
dew it

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sure, but that way involves ignoring marner
this is what happens when you sign a bunch of 20 goal scorers to 6mil contracts

>on the other i don't want islel weeb faggots to get uppity.
Just remind them they'll never see their team win a Cup before they're relocated.

Tweeps, assemble!
Meelnyk needs your help!

I refuse to drink coffee because I don't want to end up addicted to caffeine and dysfunctional without it like almost everyone I know. It smells really nice though

Based, agree with all of this except for the smell.

been a daily coffee drinker for years now due to school or work but never really had as bad of a time as others did without caffeine. I also drink a shitload of water to counteract

Imagine admitting you frequent starcucks

those numbers are complete bullshit take than and multiply it by 4x

Coffee is good for you. Drink 2 cups of coffee a day.

t. manlet

Isles aren’t getting relocated. New arena is coming soon so stay mad
I think they’ll move guys like clutterbuck and ladd off the team, free up space and get barzal signed regardless. Plus there’s a ton of youth upcoming so players like boychuck and leddy could be replaced

I'm 6'4

people who try to take away other people's teams are bad people

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>n-new arena is coming soon so s-s-stay mad

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If you only hang around big cities in western europe, yeah that's the impression you get. Those numbers are national *averages* from Pew Research Center.

ladd has a NTC for this season and a modified NTC after that
he isnt going anywhere
clutterbuck could go but hes only signed for 3.5m

boychuck also has a ntc limited to 8 teams
he aint moving

the reality is the islels have their roster set for next season, there are no moves to make due to their signings this season and there is still 2 more rfa to deal with

Yet it is and they’ve confirmed they’re breaking ground this summer. Barnone retardja

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Coffee makes you fit
cbsnews.com/news/coffee-weight-loss-study-finds-could-help-you-burn-fat/

I don't get the jitters when I don't drink coffee and I've been drinking it daily since grade 9, infrequently since 12. because I'm not an emotionally stunted child

You are right. This is me speculating this shit regardless. I’m no GM but there’s gonna be a lot of moves in order to get marner done, or make sure players like toews pulock and barzal all get their contracts. I’d love marner, but that cost is steep

Friendly reminder you will never see your team win a Cup before they're relocated.

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>muh marner is elite

93991814
relocation is a meme regardless dumb frogposter

i dont get it either
marner was a no show in the playoffs once the physicality increased, not the kind of player id want to spend four (4) first rounders on

He blocked a shot that one time though.

And that penalty shot

I'm kind of curious if a shenis would pop out if i removed her underwear

>tfw actually GOT a team thanks to relocation
Maybe it isn't all bad.

>got
more like a placeholder

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That's why we need to make contraction a thing.

Haha imagine wearing your cup to hide your balls then pretending your socks were thigh highs and making all your teammates bully you lol

Oh, you want me to sacrifice my team first? Done gladly if it means taking out the sunbelt.

Ask not what the sunbelt can do for you, but what you can do for the sunbelt.

I keep get ads for grammar lessons on YouTube. They must think I'm Justin Bieber.

I swear that looked right when I typed it.

Barky a CUTE

I could send a tactical nuclear warhead straight down their throats.

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Starbucks > second cup > Don's >>>>>>>>>>> Horton's
That's tea sis

Avs desu

Who else here /can’t stop cutting ass/

Sam... careful on the listerine

rabbit turds

Who's Sam?

WTF KEN RELEASE BULJU RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!

I actually worked with a colossal faggot named Sam.

is your ass still loose from the experience?

Thinking about where the pucks need to be......Which is deep and on-net

Who here /bleed blue/? Bomber kickoff countdown 5:29 and ticking down. Best in the West baby

No, but he had a ponytail and he looked like a fag.

bye week babbies

Here m8

I heard something on the radio that the Roughriders fucked up their mascot. Good. Fuck em.

what do you mean? like they beat his ass?

They redesigned it and it looks like shit now apparently.

they turned based gainer into a furfaggot's wet dream

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY USHANKAS HAVEN'T BEEN DELIVERED YET

for me its vimpelin veto

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Are there a lot of furries in Saskatchewan?

no, saskie is a wholesome province
that is why there is backlash

>hiromoots ads still broken

time to stop the racism, lads

The only good thing about the Riders is the number 13. The Offspring and Taylor Swift both use it.

only good thing about the bombers is their drought lasting longer than >1993 :)

I’m high

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and fat

and horny

Good job beating Ryan Dinwiddie in 2007. That was really impressive.

and fat

Mommy where's my offer sheet

i'm a degenerate fin. ama.

where's mommy feet

only thing sweeter than breaking our drought was beating you fags to do it

For me its oilers legend Yari Curry

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how often do you drink

is your name nacci?

Well this was fun. Now let's get back to a sport that matters.

amen brother

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gonna sign a huge deal in a few days, lads. just keep your eyes peeled, my agent is working out some serious magic

should i call the akron police and report an intoxicated driver?

Based

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A thought was just thought lads

there's too many fart sniffing Canadians in this thread

Hmm also the state that has the most white women and black men....

im gonna take a shit down teds bong

2 times a week avarage

no

bet he'd still smoke out of it.

Gonna go for a walk for mix and a lotto max but kinda wish I was playing street hockey instead

what makes you a degenerate finlan

go meet up with Shannon and play some shinny with him and his neighborhood

> lotto max
I'm winning this one. Try again next week.

Hello I’m from the future. You won’t win the lottery

We are 85% white fuck you

who wins the cup next year

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also has a 33% obesity rate

Ok
Kek

Hispanic "whites" don't count

Do I want cran or sprite?

I pretty ironic that the only song where The Offspring say "niggers" on Ignition is also the worst song on the album.

when will you fuckers stop with the racebait shit

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their worst songs are still good tbqh

When Taylor Swift makes a song about race mixing.

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wtf is gookmoot doing. by the time it finally posts the captcha expires.

post your cock fatty

Hahahah I'm really fucking sad! hahaha holy shit haha :)

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just arrived in kouvola wow it's a nice city

No one, it’s a lockout year

2020 SCF: islanders versus hawks

thinking about hockey trades

drinking a cuppa coffee

youtube.com/watch?v=lXlpQY9Asto

youtube.com/watch?v=iac-vLq6tnY

>imes a week avarage
not a degenerate

maybe his sexual behavior

I remember when Steely Dan won the best album Grammy over the Marshall Mathers LP. I was a kid but I was pissed.

well if it's any consolation, none of it mattered and the awards are stupid

It mattered to me at the time.

Fuck Eminem and fuck steely dan and FUCK BOOMERS

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just had a shit, shower, and shave lads

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one more coffee then im finna boutta fire up the john deere

Based and Deerepilled

wtf why are you posting my comments

Sunday will be grass day

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Might go pick up a few rodeo burgers

habby 4dh of julai :DDDDDD

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Fat fuck

hard to pass up a good deal as a skinny lad, lad

All I want is for Marner to end up on pulju's line, wherever that may be

no team is gonna send Marner to the minors

leafs are gonna sign marner at 10.5x4 cap this

So there is a chance, BASED!

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How would you know
REKT

His boyfriend's skinny.

Friendly reminder that the Hawks are now a playoff team, and that Thuggy P Kane and Based Toews are going to shit all over your flyover city.

wtf is this "Corner Gas" show Amazon keeps pushing me to watch?? If they're pushing this hard for me to watch it, I'm going to guess its hot garbage

t. capital of flyover shitstains

It's from Saskatchewan.

So, yeah, it sucks.

is it any good tho? Bcuz every day they're like, watch this show, cmon man watch it, it right here

t. jealous flyover

Going to flyover to Sam’s wigwam and burn it to the ground

93994404

>Illinois
>not a flyover state

holy cringe at this delusion

i liked it

whore

Basically it's a chubby guy with glasses talking really fast while everyone around him acts retarded.

>3rd largest city in the US
That’s a yikes from me dawg

I'll give it a shot. But if it sucks, I'm blaming you, and...

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cities arent states you dolt

>being surrounded by nogs
Why do people brag about this?

Meet me outside the chinaman store in 15 and I'll fucking roll you

Love it when Sam acts hard

Has Carolina matched or is Dundon still working on the 21 million dollar gofundme?

Yung Sammy brazy Yung Sammy keep the heater on him

wish i had some mdma lads

*thinks in /hoc/ish*

What's up my juggalos

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Beck from Columbus

WOOP WOOP

based ted beck from akron

pux that r deep

Yikes he looks like a spic not like real ted

beck from buckeye city

how can I copyright my name?

>hawk faggots return
fuck it I hope lehner loses a lot in chicago.

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Always thought a buckeye was a fish then I found out it was a type of tree. Why is everything in or originating in Ohio so scum fuckingly retarded?

BECK FROM BUCKEYE
Clap clap clapclapclap

rude and uncalled for, i will speak to your mother about this

Buckeye is the official nut/tree of Ohio

as much as I respect the man, i fucking hate chiraq

then why did you bring him into it?

because theyre gonna use lehner as their goalie now

gonna be nice when that weeb faggot an heroes after he gets his hopes for marner the same way he did about panarin before getting btfo

norway wins

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i still don't see why you had to mention him specifically

yeah I totally believe in the shit that marner is going to the isles. it would be nice, but marner isnt coming because of the offer sheet. can i collect my rent though from your head?

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i'm about to empty my seed bag

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no one needs that when your mom's around

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fuck off shill holy shit

into your own mom

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get off the fucking phone

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this thread was brought to you by huawei™ smartphones

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MTL actually offer sheeting Laine for 10 x 5. Are they off their minds ? Point already turned down, didn't want to be second after Aho, now MB going after line... this does not have happy ending..

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based swedebro

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just imagine a lehkonen kotkaniemi laine line

I'd rather not imagine anything, thank you

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Somebody offer sheet Rantanen

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filtered :)

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Offer sheeting paid advertisement. I'll give him 3 (You)s if he goes and does this in /Kawhi/ general and fucks off outta here.

Delet this

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filtered again :))

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New

actual new

I love ads! This is just like watching american tv.

late

this is the thread

>all the finns get offer sheeted

really makes you think

>late
>posted before

but created after

You’re the dipshit who brought up states when I was talking cities, faggot. Eat a dick.

Will you give me a dime if i do it all the time?