USA cucks England with France

>USA cucks England with France
>USA beats England in 1776 in war
>USA defeats England 1-1 at the 2014 World Cup
>USA sends their best Amerimutt to go full BLACKED.com on the Royal Family bloodline
>USA defeats England at the World Cup in 2019

Is there anything America can't do?

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>USA cucks England with France
what does this even mean

The kid will be the president of the US and then the royal family will have full control of America again

Gaining independence ya simp

1-1 was 2010 Canadabro

Use a gymnasium

its a non-commonwealth term you wouldn't understand

Lose weight

It was when Britain kerbstomped the American rebels and they ran crying to France, Spain and Netherlands to save them.

Beat Vietnam.

win a war against goat farmers in the middle east

but they won

Drink water

Didn't USA beat England in Italia 90 with Alexei Lalas scoring the winning goal?

>Is there anything America can't do?

Be second best at things we give a shit about

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exercise

delet this post!

>Harry's creatura
>Relevant
George VII is locking that thing in the Tower of London when he gets the throne.

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America has never won a war convincingly single handed. Their “regime change” has been a colossal failure:

Syria- failure
Afghanistan- failure
Libya- failure
Afghanistan- failure
Iraq x 2- failure
Vietnam- failure
Kore- failure
WW2- They’ll take credit for everything whilst entering the conflict years late and despite the fact it was the immense numbers of Russia that turned the tide

Wow you’re right

As far as the middle east goes, we achieved all of our military objectives quickly and with ease (except Syria which we didn't actually invade). The real failure was assuming a giant populace of people would be cool with a country on the other side of the planet basically saying they know what's best for them

See Napoleon's invasion of Spain. Military wise he cruised into Madrid no problem, then spent the next decade fighting guerrilla warriors in the hills and racking up a pretty expensive bill doing so.

USA lost all of their games at Italia 90

Beat Canada

based leaf so true

agreed. Canadas prez is literally a fighter trained in UFC