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Carter Johnson
>I'm Lionel Andrés Messi Cuccittini, so suck my dick!
BASED
Parker Parker
lol can he get them stoned to death for sex outside of marriage
David Davis
Wow, he’s fucking lying too.....
There was a guy from my town that looked like a shitty pitcher for the Yankees and fucked 15 women.
I am shocked that he only got probation. That would be rape charges in 2019
Jace Roberts
shit is like a week old already grandpa
Cameron Jenkins
>That would be rape charges in 2019
LMAO is it really rape if they actually consented? rally makes you think
Thomas Martinez
>illegal in some countries
but not Iran I take it?
Dylan Cruz
>dopplegangers don't exist
Leo Ward
but can he do it on a cold, rainy night in stoke?
Josiah Rogers
Jose Nguyen
kek based bootleg messi
Hudson Sullivan
>cold night
I probably couldn't. It's my poor circulation, I s-swear.
Lucas Powell
Theft by deception is a crime
David Jenkins
theft of what? pussy juices?
Levi Diaz
>Theft
You can't steal 1 (one) sex.
Jayden Diaz
based andy pettitte
Ryder Thomas
Fake Messi telling Iranian women he has business in Tehran, during the middle of the season
Jacob Hughes
theft of what lmao
Brayden Watson
They will absolutely make this into a rape charge if they haven’t already
Mason Flores
Did the women get stoned to death?
James Butler
There is a crime named sex fraud in many countries
Carson Edwards
Thisi smilitary but you get the idea
10 U.S. Code §920. Art. 120. Rape and sexual assault generally
(b)Sexual Assault.—Any person subject to this chapter who—
(1) commits a sexual act upon another person by—
(C) inducing a belief by any artifice, pretense, or concealment that the person is another person;
is guilty of sexual assault and shall be punished as a court-martial may direct.
Aaron Howard
>rt.com
ffs
Josiah Ross
Messi is such an autist that that lookalike might unironically have fucked more women that the real Messi ever fucked.
Blake Ward
based fessi exposing the true nature of thots
Joshua Gray
1 Antonella > 100 burkas
Alexander Gutierrez
It's a fake story user
Hunter Mitchell
I don't know much about celebrities. Who are the most peruANO looking like. I want to see if I can pull off something like this.
Joseph Price
>rape by deception
lol
Nathaniel King
FUCKING BASED