/nrl/ - suicideland on suicide watch

Based GODnulla
NSW media bias

The Blues are a certainty on Wednesday lads

Superior coconut genetics

Are non-Aussies allowed to watch this league?

Because they've been gifted wins via refball

yes please do watch our sport fren

Mitchell to score three tries running off KearGOD's arc scoot and pass game.

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Thanks. Who is the most British team, Bulldogs?

Manly-Warringah.

I see what you did there m8

Do Wollongong have a team? I lived there for a little bit.

*dabs on /nrlel/*

R8 Chad Townsends WWE Rugby league team

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The Dragons are /gong/

>Edge
>not playing Winger

>Chris Benoit
think he’d kill it out there

>no Yokozuna at prop

How would you protect him from getting KO'd?

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Hard to play footy when you're dead

Based Dragons

>Undertaker still wrestles
Like being dead matters cobber

>Dane Gagai is gonna be the goal kicker for Queensland

OH NO NO NO NO

They are allowed but most choose not to by choice and I can’t really blame them

WHY IS MEGAN ONLY STYLING HER HAIR IN PONYTAILS NOW?

Because she's a grown woman who can do whatever she wants

No she can't she's on air talent she'd be subject to Fox Sportd contract conditions and producer directions. There's some secret female reason for it.

hoping tedesco plays otherwise i have zero round 16 coverage

>cazzies actually thinking will this happen just because they were stupid enough to have the fat boong and the braindead manlet in their sc teams

lmao enjoy the tigers win, faggot.

Friendly reminder.

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cordner is such a mong looking cunt

bet he was the kid in school that always smelled like literal shit

Because it shows more of her beautiful face. It also doesn't cover any of her perfect sized breasts.

Everyone from Taree smells like shit so he wouldn't have stood out

I hooked up with some dumb blonde slut with a ponytail named Megan in the toilets at Dicey's last night after the game.

Based

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>Diceys
The ABSOLUTE state of Wollongong

Pitching herself as the sporty girl cum mid-30s personal trainer look

Saw her legs on last nights pregame show. Not great. I was pretty devastated desu.

This Tigers Guernsey might be one of the worst I've ever seen

The Tigers Saark might be one of the worst I've ever seen

any of you cazzies have butcher in your teams

God I'm lon- oh wait I've got a cute gf now :)

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>bondi wall

>work sunday cause I'm a stupid wagie and gonna miss my bronnies

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>not watching the game on your phone for free on the nrl app because you're a telstra cuckstomer

I pay 10 bucks a month prepaid and only get 500mb. I've got Kayo though but it would eat all me datas mate

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>pedo eyes
Richo is a handsome lad lads

Reminder if you don't have your socks pulled up it means you're a bottom and like taking dick because you don't respect your club.

Oh look this week a charge down still means the last tackle lads

>"""not played at"""

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They say the best burgers ever but they haven't changed lads. That's false advertising.

For me it's twisties cheese party bag eaten by myself. Life pretty thin and straight without twisties for dinner.

I haven't had any mcdonalds since they started this campaign but if they really do put the shitty grated onion on where it's too annoying to take it off now I'll probably never eat there again because fuck onion

>he doesn't ask for no onion

Bit of good footy right now

That Twal booger

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Literally me every Saturday night

>twopoo

Snotty face head XD

>he loves the D
kek

KEK

K E K

Based fox commentators

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>two forward passes in a row

Poosters have been really bad at catching the ball tonight lads

>Farmer Silly

Harvest Moon staring Farmer Silly

Do NOT like the bullying the BroncGODs received at the beginning of this thread lads

Holy fuck that choke

TOMPSON MORE LIKE DUMBCUNT
That is a huge cut on Jennings

This surface is fucking dreadful

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What opens his head up lads? Hall's knee or elbow?

KNEE TO THE HEAD
AND YOU'RE NOT DEAD
YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME

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>poosters not penalised for blatantly improper play the ball
Sick of these repeats lads

Hall's IQ

Watching some guy tow a semi truck lads
That's how I spend my friday night footy half times

>didn't captain matterson

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opponent is right up my arse and i need to rely on my cucktain to get me home

fuck this gay spoort

Poogers confirmed to have the worst cheerleader outfits.

Hate gayfl
Love NRL
Simple as

>poosters

>cheerleader and mascot don't even react to try
KINO

Just missed a kick which WILL cost my team the game lads

Based 2/8 homosexual

TRY

lmao

ELBOW TO THE FACE

worst kicker in the nrlel

Are Russian mail order brides still a unironic thing lads?

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Bit disgusted by this homophobia from gus telling people to just be straight lads

Based

Do you think it feels good to rub your soft dick on other players warm hot bodies lads? Do you think they think about it?

>pee poogers

Get with the times.

Peeary-Pootrell combo is BACK!

Based me
Based me
Based poomu- me
Cause no one else is here

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>cronk dead
Oh well

BASED FUCKING GRUB MITCHELL

>catapulting your opponent to the tryline
lmao

THE REFS FUCKING FACE
KEK

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Proof that Abos would have repelled a Polynesian invasion and NOT been genocided had the Maoris rowed faster

I honestly think I could fucking destroy Latrell Mitchell in a fight

love playing me some CoD after work honestly. now time to sleep... then tomorrow, work CoD sleep, next day the same......

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Based WalkGOD

You need some exercise plus COD is fucking shit mate, join a local whatever sports team, footsal, dragon boat racing whatever you can

Do not like that diveball acting BULLSHIT from tigers 14 lads

Latrell is literally running on 110 octane

what's the score lads

FUCK POOBITOHS

16-24 Poosters winning 11:30mins left

Why?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotation_method

How do you drop the ball like literally it's your job. Like just hold on to the ball. hahaha

C O C O N U T

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>wasn't played at
These fucking refs lads

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Was fun being just me and me and myself ITT

Please stop pretending to be me

>The aesthete, Kierkegaard predicts, realizing and responding to the futility of one's hedonistic finite aims, will yearn to experience a more meaningful life.

so when is this supposed to happen?

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think i hate footy now lads

So what's the dominant narrative as we come into the "business end" of the season?

my post finasteride growth has plateaued lads

Can't wait til my wedding so I can deposit all the money from our Wishing Well into my SportsBet account

When you ground yourself in God as yourself not wanting to be another self.

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Amen

I downloaded all of dragonball z lads

>he doesn’t understabd Kantian metaphysics
Kek
KEG
K E G

Kant thought metaphysics was an illegitimate branch of knowledge, retard, read the first critique.

sprayed some eucalyptus spray on my balls and now they feel awfully fresh

Koala time boys

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don't think thats magic mate
probably just paint

Rooster and Sydney will play in the grand finale family

All NSW GF lads

Billy Slater kissing Cooper Cronk at 2m22s
youtube.com/watch?v=wRHudMGYYMo&t=2m20s

>mfw QLD wins again

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