/afl/ - absolute state of Nrlel

>Beams walks away from footy due to "mental health issues"
The golden excuse strikes again. That being said being a degenerate gambler getting in deep with bookies is probably a mental health issue.

OUTSTANDING

when did freo dokers content become /afl/ approved anyway?

How's supercoach going lads?

>just traded hore for sicily and daniel for lycett
>53k in the bank with 6 trades remaining
If Logue can average 90+ then Dylan Clarke is the only player I need to upgrade. Also praying Cripps isn't out for any longer.

never

for me, it's an AFL second division with 14 teams from the state leagues
>williamstown seagulls
>port melbourne borough
>werribee tigers
>box hill hawks
>sandringham zebras
>glenelg tigers
>south adelaide panthers
>norwood redlegs
>woodville-west torrens eagles
>subiaco lions
>south fremantle bulldogs
>peel thunder
>swan districts swans
>northern territory thunder
and four expansion clubs
>tasmania devils
>north queensland warriors
>ballarat miners
>newcastle harbourmen

>no broome boomerangs
>no port moresby panthers
>no christchurch earthquakes

>no Port Arthur Pistols

Well adjusted people don't generally have addictive personalities

>No Carlton Blues

For me, it's the Gippsland Earthworms

kek still /nrl/ lives in /afl/'s head absolutely rent free. pathetic

>nrlel occupying our threads instead of their stadiums
kek

KEK

K E K

how's your local team going
>waaia

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what should I cop for cheat day tomorrow lads? I'm trying to see how long I can last for Dry July so we can allocate the 1500+ calories I'd get from a bottle of scotch to other purchases (yes honey jumbles are already on the list)

>beams taking leave to focus on mental health
>aaron hall taking leave to focus on mental health
why are afl players such soft cocks m8s?

Beams is probably going into hiding or forced to pedal drugs for the bikies/bookies he owes.

Dunno shit about Hall

how's your tranny gay faggot league going/afl/?

good so far, suicide rate is still higher than how much your stadiums get filled.

zoomer shit

Is this happening as much in other leagues? You could make a solid best 22 of mental health affected players now.

I did daniel for Lycett too, gonna be interesting if Gawn is a late out. I'm not gonna be able to have a finished team this year.

It's drug withdrawal. 'Depression'/'Mental health' is AFL code for getting off drugs.

Based GOATmond fans keeping the whole league afloat

based and fredpilled

Absolutely poothetic abc.net.au/news/2019-07-05/melbourne-cbd-professional-beggars-charged-by-police/11280738

>3 dot balls

Look at this complete retard and laugh

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wtf bros! I though free market capitalism was a good thing!?!!

The pies are on fire

calm down theyve only kicked 2

do NOT let Romania see this thread!

in this week's episode of tradies getting btfo
9news.com.au/national/dog-attack-country-nsw-mauling-mechanic-loses-arm-coonamble-news/47fa77de-099b-477d-a598-43eca754c916

From another source
>A third dog approached soon after but was killed by the bigger of the two
State of shitbulls

He isn't even trying to hide it at this stage

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He even said " oh I like this"

Is the game as bad as the scoreboard suggests? It's at least raining or something, right?

really sloppy skills

Hawks have dominated field position but pies have defended well

think i hate footy now lads

I just watch it because Big Terry watches it

You don't get that from an NRL

i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me lads

Why don't they rig it to make the games more exciting, @Reality Check?

kek dead thread. thought this """""""sport"""""" would be been big enough for a nice community like this. ah well - no matter, just take this thread over to Yea Forums where it belongs and the half dozen of you here can engage in your Victorian """"""""""banter""""""""" on a board that's more your speed

was that from tonight's half time interview? didn't watch. cute

wish i was an alpha male bros

Is Conor Nash related to Kevin Nash?

>gee I love brown when he's in these tight places

what a shit game lmao

iggs opened their new HQ at lathlain park today

anal mind

i want a fucking refund for my friday night
this game is fucking pathetic

Pies finally getting some good handball chains going. Should get home from here.

cute girl with leather pants next to me lads
want her to sit in my lap :(

Settle down buddy they've only kicked a few

Sit on her lap instead.

just pissed on the floor lads

Take her leather pants and ditch her

Where will Pies finish?

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LLWWWWW

26 years old and fucked 2 women in my life (neither were from relationships)
probably wont hit number 3 until i'm 40 at this rate
how about you lads?

just like every AFL game

smack her bum and see if it jiggles

Hard to see em making top 2 with this run.

they called the cops lad

36, lost count. Probably 30-40. Only one 1year+ relationship.

Grundy is so shit defensively

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LLWWWLW
5th-7th

AHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHA MEGPISS

>Cuckley

>dropping that

>hoskin-elliot
What a fucking hack

Magpies a shit

Pies aren't an elite team without
>Stephenson
>Adams
>Beams
>Reid
>Dunn
>Howe
>Langdon

THEY'RE GONNA BE HARD TO BEAT NOW

THIS IS WHY WE LOVE THE 6-6-6 RULE

>hoskin elliot drops another mark
lul

the reverse choke

curtis seems a bit a cunt

>Clock not going down
Hmmm

THE FIX IS IN

THAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDS

>m
>e
>g
>p
>i
>s

>95 replies

p-pie g-gods

pie gods

lads

pie gods

Those shots of Bucks looking depressed in the coaches box are hilarious.

Looks like the butterfinger magpies are well and truly back, specsaver Mihochek also cost them

James Sicily is an aryan prince.

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHE

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imagine being a footy player and being able to touch as many bums as you want

Who here the flag favourite?

Geelong doesn't count as they don't make GFs

Geelong marginally ahead of the eagles and giants.

what if collingwood has mental health issues?

>yeah a bit of ice tonight I think

Just knocked off work..shame I missed the game
Should I celebrate with a beer or a cone?

was in denial about about how dire Daisy Pearce's sixhead situation was

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>beer
>weed

yikes. try something a little stronger like GHB and meth. Those two combined are heaven

would like to see her bald

No, you shouldn't.

>Friday night
>24 posters
What went wrong m80s, need a crisis review

Sorry, I've been playing mahjong with my mates. Didn't think watching two shitheap teams was worth it.

1) absolutely grim OP - a picture of a spreadsheet isn't going to inspire anybody. Much less some /nrl/ related meta thread war. I for one don't give a shit. OP, don't ever try again, awful effort.
2) Hawkroaches v Collingwog - the two most hated teams.
3) Last day of the school term. - Do not underestimate how many ~16yo posters >we have. They're all off having their fun/

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good night /afl/ hopefully someone makes a good thread later today. Romania couldn't even be bothered laughing at >us

/crows/ tßh

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