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how sore is your ass

they're putting out several versions, trying to see which one resonates with the community

Good lad.

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I heard that the Blues won the cup. That can't be right...

For me, it’s the original

Paid my insurance. All the Asians at the mall look like children. From what I've seen I'm the only non black that's over 6'

Yeah they beat boston three times on the road also in TD garden. Could you believe that?

i'm glad they had the handy diagram because i didn't know what any of those things looked like

Very but it's unrelated to that

this is the one.

grim

Kek you're bullshitting me and I'm not falling for it

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You think I am? They beat boston 4-1 in game 7 also!

reminder this happened

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the only good weeb is a dead weeb

>standings

no one has still been able to explain what happened to the flim-flams

Outplayed. Seriously they couldn’t stop the first line at all. Then again shit happens in the playoffs and calgary might be back. Might be revenge for not starting rittich and getting cocky for smiths shutout in game 1

Might kms just for something to do

yeah i guess colorado was actually on par with them for like half the season until that absurd slump

They were the blots of the west. Soft finesse team that thought they could waltz through the first two rounds.

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Hey Sven, thanks for your concern. My family and girlfriend did show up, and we finally got it all done for tonight at least. Proud of my little brother, he finally stepped up and moved stuff like a man tonight. My dad's getting too old for this, so he and I really needed to bear the weight together today.

Samefag, can't fucking wait to get the gaming tv set back up and play some comfy Chel this weekend

Seriously that stretch fucked them up and we could’ve had them winning the division had the avalanche not hiccuped for some strange fucking reason in the middle of the season. Then again if they missed then calgary would play arizona most likely

but everytime >we played them they would try to make the game physical (not successfully but still)

was there ever a time that a hockey player in canada was followed by a fucking helicopter?

Imagine if you did bet on the blues to win it all since september.

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>that pic
What a beta faggot. kys with that shit.

Lads

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pic related happened

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imagine if you bet on them halfway through the season

i'm friggin jealous

I got a 5$ off skip code, what am I having for dinner?

gagan pizza

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Same lad

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some lady with pneumonia got on the same subway as me and was coughing the entire time. she had one of those masks but I'm pretty sure those dont do anything. am I going to die

o herro vancouver

hongcouver food

are you 80?

Remember when bruins fans thought they won the cup by having the easiest fucking route to the finals ever?

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hot toddyy tonight and you'll be fine

cp24 are literally the bottom of the barrel for reporters

sw ontario. wish we had vancouver quality sushi here. the place isn't bad though, first time ordering from here

I take meds that lower my immunity, no bully plz

its probably just SARS

you were conceived from weak seed.

the expensive masks with silver help. did she look rich?

tough learning experience for the boys but they'll be back

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guadreau had an abysmal year regardless in the playoffs. He needs to get better next season

why is Yea Forums so slow today. half the boards aren't even working

they lost m8

so did most manlets

i hate how ordering salmon sashimi is always a gamble when trying new restaurants. hardly any of them ever get it right

Pneumonia's not contagious. You'll be fine...

playoffs 2020: everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked

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for me it's spending the fourth of july holiday focused on the three b's: barbells, barbeques, and broads

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today I will remind laffs fans

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benis :DDD

actually quite the opposite

dont think that's true tbqhwyf

based and c of redpilled

all the all you can eat places around here have incredibly low grade sashimi. I was reluctant to order it from this place but it had good reviews and i was betting on it being better quality since i was paying for each piece. Best sashimi ive had around here so far
when i go back to Barrie to see family every now and then i always go to this one sushi place. all you can eat lunch for like $16, including the best sashimi ive ever had. huge thick slabs of meat cut seemingly off a live fish. no idea how they stay in business. im guessing its a money laundering front for the japanese mafia or something

Cringe as fuck

I agree the top line didn't show up. The team is young and inexperienced but I hope they improve next year because they have a lot of talent and potential but they need to learn how to increase their intensity during the playoffs.

put benis in bagine :DD

breddy gud idea

just saw spider-man lads ama

well, if you want to be successful in the postseason, the key is to get good goaltending, and enough goalscoring and defense. the flames defense got burned so badly against mackinnon and rantanen that they just had no answers to them period. Its frankly how I expected the sharks vegas series to end, but the sharks at least put up a fight in game 5 6 and 7, meanwhile the flames just had no responses following that 2-0 blown lead in game 4

why are you gay

>capeshit

>the key to success in the postseason is goaltending, goalscoring and defense
I wasnt ready for such a hot take

Hockey is gay

just ordered sushi too

Randy is BASED

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wow its almost as if its obvious.

Hockey is for everyone

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extremely based

the key to success in the postseason is scoring more goals than you let in

the to success in the postseason is ordering sushi

Well, frig you too Randy. I thought you were cool but really you're just a homo

-sapiens

I took my kid ya virgins

FRIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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physical intensity is also important and aside from Gio Tkachuk and Bennett there was no real grit from any of the players. It's like the Flames were still playing regular season hockey while the Avs were playing jungle rules.

the key to success in the postseason is mommy's feet

cope

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Watching The Last Alaskans

I wanna fucking kick Ristolainen's ass. Fuck that arrogant bitch ass nigga

the key to success in the playoffs is to get picked by Gary Jewman

will the leafs ever win a playoff series?

the worst part about low grade sashimi is that it's still expensive. fucking chinks

>cold
>shitty cut
>small pieces
>a bit chewy
>that'll be 25.99 for 8 pieces

>PLUS tip

why not just buy a fish at the supermarket and eat it raw like a grizzly bear. it would be much cheaper and taste the same

yes, of course

the key to success in the post season is benis in bagina :D

the key to success in the post season is to range ban binlan

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I ate some fresh pickerel raw with onions sauce and grandma FREAKED

i've tried that, i've made my own sashimi. it's pretty good. as long as the fish has been frozen you have no worries of parasites, and you can also get pretty creative with it

for example you can do a wet cure where you dip the cuts in a salt based cure for a more saltier sashimi, or you can do a dry cure which is just putting a ton of salt on the fish which is basically gravlax. i've done both, and both have come out pretty tasty

I like to eat my girlfriends clam sometimes

my delivery guy fucking got lost and called me, fucks sake

where did the bawwwwston fans go?

sounds like you live in the middle of nowhere

just an island with 2 million people on it

What am I supposed to do with this?

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>he doesn't get the spicy tuna roll

probably fine-tuning their hormone regimen

>buy a fish at the supermarket
the hormoans and xenoestrogens in store bought food grosses me out. not to mention the horrendous plastic poison they wrap it in. field or stream to my table is the only way.

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>corned
?

make sandwiches. it's right on the tin, retard

put your dick in it, post pics on Yea Forums

throw it in the garbage

I like to fry it in a skillet and eat it with scrambled eggs for brekky

One game playoff, who do you take?

>Marleau - Kadri - Brown
>Zaitsev - Gardiner
>Mcbackup

>Kerfoot - Shore - Spezza
>Barrie - Ceci
>Sparks

>Dreaming of a painless suicide

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bulju

you are missing like 3/4 lines m8

I have a job and don't have time to go fishing/hunting every day for food. I just take my Alex Jones estrogen blockers and I'm golden

no matter what you do there will be plenty of pain. IN HELL

glad to be a member of this hockey think tank

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what was he doing

>it's now an american trend to go into stores, take the top of the tub off, lick the icecream, and put it back
disgusting. what will american nigglets think of next

How in the fuck do you not know what corned beef is

Has this been the worst post July 1 free agency? Already the 4th and not a single move worth a shit after day 1

>tfw no McMahon vs Bettman buried alive match

theres been like small moves. Nobodys making a move really thats like "oh shit dude we will become amazing" because of the cap also

bloated contracts means nobody has capspace

most of the free agents were signed that first day, it's just RFAs holding out now

every sport is shifting away from blockbuster free agent deals

all the old washed up fucks are looking for teams

except the NBA because that sport is relevant during FA only

do you even /NBA/

Not true

>tfw we will never have based finland or based sweden as neighbours

yeah it's our sport now

Lineup 1 DESTROYS Lineup 2

What did you do for your 4th of 'murrica day/hoc/?

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honestly no but isnt the max in the nba only 4 years?

that matchup would ultimately come down to a goalie duel, which mcbackup would most likely win. although the second line has better offensive ability. tough call.

Whomever the laffs are playing

5 in some cases

probably not canada owns that sport now

I've worked in the grocery industry for 20 years. This is not new. You wouldnt believe the shit that people do.

a deer in fall can put a decent amount of meat in your freezer. venison jerky done right is good too.

played hockey, coached, got me some budweisers and shitposted all night

yeah something like 4 years 150 million. dont know any hockey players making that,

>Whomever
nice.

friendship with sweden is suspended indefinitely

Grammar is important

thats more than entire teams like the canes make

wtf isn't this why there is a seal on such products

you can't have finland, xir is our bitch

grammar is for nazis

kawhi's max with toronto would be 5 @ $191

not all

watching the fireworks go off in a park behind my house lads

>191 million just to play B-ball and flop

Literally all kawhi wanted was solitude, peace, and time to think. Fucking LA gave the dude more slack than the media and the fans in Toronto. Canada's not a basketball nation. It's a joke nation. Congrats. Your first chance at literally anything since what? 93 for a championship? Vancouver 2010? Pathetic lack of respect

he's widely considered the best on the planet right now

Does hunting go on Yea Forums or Yea Forums ?

There is, people dont give a fuck.

Cunt customers open the shit to see what it tastes/smells like, dont like it, put it back. so now the next customer comes along and is intelligent enough to know the seal is broken and not pick it up, or a worker making minimum wage is competent enough to recognize the product is damaged and pull it.

Only shit stores allow this shit to happen. Quality stores have people watching customers at all times.

i know but jesus that is absurd

>Quality stores have people watching customers at all times.
So did the third reich

i guess Yea Forums but who knows if it would get any attention, /out/ is probably better i'd imagine

so did me fucking your mom, everyone got to see that

how was their ice cream

seething

/out/s a bingo hall board. I'm not posting there

I’m watching Zootopia, and I think I understand why people want to fuck the bunny.

gave me gas

i cheat the self checkout all the time

>5 posts
>no (Yous)
Starting to think I have lost my touch, lads.

i saw an immigrant grab a bundle of leafy greens at the supermarket and shove his entire face into it, take a deep breath through his nose, then put it back. i was so shocked by the time i realized what had happened he was gone. wish i would've said something.

go away

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Yeah the world's a fucked up place user

Kitties are nervous from the fireworks lads

go back to /apehoop/

walmart has your face on file

Give em some valium

If I had a dime for every somali child I seen hit their parents at the mall today I'd have enough for a double espresso from second cup. Not sure why they're so unruly

the fruit and veges were most likely picked and handled by immigrants prior to getting to the store

ripped some fat ones the other day in your honor canada, i hope you did the same today in return

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Wash or sanitize literally everything you buy from grocery store. Including dry goods.

Figure out what the delivery days are for your local store, shop on those days or the morning after.

not really true, I used to work at a higher end grocery store and they wouldnt stop anyone from doing anything because it was a liability. they could confront them but the people who do that shit dont give a fuck and continue what they were doing.

When don cherry goes, CBC goes. Simple as

had a burger today unironically

You guys ever drink boxed wine?

higher end does not equate to a good store.

if your owners were afraid of liability, they are not a good store.

>test ad - appnexus - 0.19

you guys said too many N words and I cant advertise my companies products on here, WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

not regularly, but i've tried it. ngl, it wasn't the worst wine i've ever tasted

no, save that for the sorority slut you're trying to smash

You wash your fucking granola bars?

xoxo pinot

pretty great buzz when you get a bunch in you but i literally thought I was gonna die from the hangover

>sanitize your flour
>wash your cheese
what the fuck

for me its the fireworks that start red, go to blue and then fade away as white sparkles

I knew someone would make a comment like this. Obviously I meant the outside packaging. Boxed stuff like granola bars are not so bad. But for the love of Christ if you ever buy anything with a twist off cap. Sanitize it before you put your mouth on it.

*scratches my nuts and touches your produce*

heh nothing personnell

also as far as home firworks go, for me it's the one's that whistle as they shoot up

hochtaler boxed white wine is the way to go

>flour
ALWAYS check for wholes in the bag
>cheese
ALWAYS check expire date

for me, its nword chasers

youtube.com/watch?v=gTsiI508BEA

The don't use the word literally unless you mean it, like some faggot.

Sorry you are autistic

I haven't drank hochtaler since high school

>ALWAYS check expire date
great advice, never thought of that

if you ever buy a canned drink from a store make sure you clean off the top or else you could be mouthing rat testicles

you should be checking it on every product you buy.

no that place was falling apart at the seams: old product that would never sell and expire on the shelf, the freezers were on their last legs and had failed completely once already, stockroom was always a mess and when it rained it would drip through the ceiling onto the dry grocery. but on the floor it looked really nice

of course I'm gonna get a whole bag user im not a dumby

wow another great tip, i hope you're not charging

im about 15 minutes away from the detroit river and ive heard fireworks go off at a rate of about 10 bangs per second for the last half hour

>he doesn't know
get with the times gramps

gunshots

lads, just a bit of advice: If you're buying any frozen food products and ice cream, its definitely best to make sure you are home in time that way the products dont thaw out or melt unexpectedly

>make sure there aren't holes in your product's and you're not eating moldy food or you'll get autism
Couldn't possibly give less of a fuck. I know my foods always safe because I strictly order takeaway and use disguises and pseudonyms

most people are brain dead, the ones buying the product, the ones stocking it. don't sass mouth me. obvious advice is most often the best advice.

Sounds like a shit store, like I said.

I grabbed milk before I did the rest of my shopping once and when I got home it smelled like hotdog water. What can I do to fix this?

it's still just as good as you remember

Amhurstberg?

expiry dates only matter on some things the rest is bullshit

lasalle

put it in a bag of rice

Dry products mostly dont matter.

a little bleach should clean it up and kill any bacteria

i know they do the big show on the detroit-side of the river at least

kek. come fight me at the roundabout.

boil it and put it back in the refrigerator

can't wait for the gamethreads

here's a bit of advice for you morons, check your eggs for cracks BEFORE buying them

make sure to bag your meat and poultry separately, lads

pretty much.

poultry is meat dumb fuck

Pay the help after they put the groceries away. And if anything Is wrong garnish their wage.

make sure no one ejaculated in your yogurt before putting it in a smoothie bros

you shouldn't buy fruit with bruises on it

if you're workers accept tips, you run a shit store.

would heem you boi

100% of "advice" posted itt seems like basic common sense

The majority of people are stupid.

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Make sure to use those plastic baggies for produce, lads. Wipe down any basket/cart you are using as well, lots of germs and bacteria on those

what the fuck is hiro doing? everything is running like ass.

Fuck she went down smooth, but it's been probably 6 years and I still don't forget the hangover

your pc is infected with virus, delet sys32

Hockey

how dare you

90% of buggies have salmonella on the handles.

STOP being a fat fuck

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

delet naow

check that no one has opened your cereal and shat in it before buying it dudes

reported

>he doesn't buy eggs from the farm
>he doesn't buy fruit when its green
I buy fruit two weeks before I know I want to eat it because I like it to spend minimum time on the shelf, but I like it to be overripened when I eat it. When I cut up pineapple it's less yellow and more of a soaked sponge colour

mitch marner good ol ontariyah boy

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I want to quit my job

check every individual grain of rice in the bag to make sure it's not plastic

do it lad, call your boss at 3am drunk as hell and tell him he's a cunt

Oh my how gauche, who gives the help tips.

>"fall down"
>back hurts
> workers comp
>????
PROFIT

>when the store manager says put the red bull cans featuring marners face on discount so we can sell them before he signs an offer sheet and then two days later he's like take them off discount because marner isnt going anywhere

good job pete

have sex

thinking about buying NHL20 cause the only game i have for my ps4 is Destiny and i can't even play it anymore since i dont have any of the DLC
HOWEVER i haven't played an NHL game since NHL2005 on the G Cube
ALSO however my boy matthews is featured on the cover so i might as well

im super fried right now famm

ton o cringe

there's still some left, waste not want not

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Got it free on xbox, it's ok.

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>My favorite NHL of all time is NHL 06 on gamecube

I hate the new games, ever since NHL 07 when they went to the "skill stick" and "realistic physics"

It's not one touch passing and shooting and hitting anymore. It's not aracady. Its not fun.

holy buttfuck how much money does an hour of straight fireworks cost with no break
detroit spent its entire budget for the year on this show

Make sure that you put cases of beers on the underside of the shopping cart so you can maximize the amount of space you have to work with in the actual cart

Nevermind I'm thinking nhl19

bless

make sure you don't put your fork in your toaster to take out your toasted bread because you might elecrucute yourself if you touch the metal to the leads. instead of a fork use your penis

always wipe front to back

Instead of waiting to get home, slam a 6 pack in the supermarket liquor isle to conserve cart space and save you time later so you can do more important things, like rolling joints

which fruit is best?

Needing some more advice for proper grocery shopping, lads. Got any for me?

your faggot fathers cock in my mouth

Lary the cable guy used to live on the same lake as me. He would set up a fire work barge for everyone on the lake to enjoy. I never thought I would miss him.

pineapple, but not on pizza

What are you looking for? Eat healthier? Cheaper?

Ask a question, ill give you an answer.

Instead of paying for cucumbers, zucchinis, carrots, or other healthy, cylindrical veggies, bring along a female companion and stuff them into her vagina and walk out of the store, or if you are feeling brave, put them into your anus to skip the middleman.
Grocery clerks legally can't ask you to expose yourself in front of them, try it out one day and save some cash!

if you find a razor blade in your apple (or other fruit), do NOT eat it, it's not supposed to be there

Your Lettuces, Your Tomatos, Your Onions,

oh great NOW you tell me

just jacked off to the best doujin la

Nhl ranked
>04
>07
>06
>11
>15
Honorary mentions
>18
>08

he sure knew how to git'r'dun

when you put an item in your grocery cart, check to make sure you grabbed the right item instead of something else that's just on the same shelf

thinking i might not get nhl20 now since it'll be the last game to not include seattle

Buy frozen vegetables. They’re cheap as fuck, less than $1/lb. just grow a cup or two into everything you make.

It's true tho sometimes things are in the wrong spot, and people dont look at the actual tag to see if it matches the product, then throw a shit fit because the prices dont match.

>giving cody ceci $4.5m

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to save some money on white rice you can just buy cheaper brown rice and drink bleach with it

watching star wars lads. the force awoken is coming up next what am i in for?

don't waste money on fruit. it literally grows on trees

>sir, is that a cucumber in your shorts
>no. i have a very large penis
people will think you have a large penis AND you get a free cucumber, it's a win-win

I seen that on 1000 ways to die but the guy used a sausage. He died

link?

It's fucking horrendous

that was part of the agreement, he's a rental at the same price as zaitsev but for 1/4 the term

what a sperm of a contract

2nd worst stars movie, watch basically anything else instead

dont buy meat that has fully decomposed in the package, it's most likely gone bad

the exact same plot as episode 4 except
>it's like the death star only waaaaaaaayyyyyyy bigger!
>zero character development

For me it’s claiming to be a broke college kid and then spending $5 each for microwave dinners

also p.k subban appearance

its on tv

For me, it's pretending I'm broke but actually having 10k saved up

always lick your ice cream before you buy it, in case you don't like the flavor

what channel you dumb nigger, jesus this thread is full of autists,

for me, it's having several hundred thousand dollars but being too cheap to spend it on anything

its on american cable leafs dont have it

feeling like I should get crash team racing on my switch

bit rude desu

what channel you ass

spike???

cracking open a cold one

dynamite

so much sperm

never heard of it

What are you a fucking doctor

Don't worry, I get it

c4

youtube.com/watch?v=W45DRy7M1no

Does that still exist in Canada?

>3 minutes

no thanks

doctors are well-adjusted normies that buy houses and shit
I'm a programmer and all I buy is food, clothes, and a hockey tickets

Nah it's Paramount Network now, same as you.

nitroglycerin

Its a good idea to bring a meat thermometer along with you as you shop just you can check the internal temperatures of cooked rotisserie chickens and other items, especially produce

Why didn’t they just blow up the Death Star plans?

your loss

Rogue One happened

Oh fuck. Yeah. We don't get TNT here. Wish we did. We didnt start get WCW Nitro until late 1999. Hopefully AEW will air on a Canadian channel here.

there's no need to ever buy lettuce you can just get leaves for free off of trees

by law, you are allowed to try a small part of any product on the shelves before you buy. you can use this to eat for free by "sampling" different products until you're full

are you a sharks fan

Am I the only one who doesn't get the appeal of fireworks

cant stop watching LivePD, lads. its my favorite show now

if you have a sore throat you can swallow a bit of lotion and you will feel much better

no, but you're still gay

I still prefer watching old episodes of Cops but LivePD is pretty good too

next time you go to the super market take some empty water bottles, fill them in the store's water fountain and out them back on the shelf. they'll pay YOU money for that.

there's too many fart sniffing Canadians in this thread right now

no, thank christ

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if you get a penile erection, you can ejaculate using your hand as a stroking mechanism rather than go through the effort of finding a woman to have sex with

Why didn’t the rebels just shoot at Darth Vaders feet so he couldn’t use his sword?

I think they did

Blessed and holypilled

why didn't the rebels just jihad into the death star with hyperdrive?

youtube.com/watch?v=ESc2Tq2HzhQ

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Why didn't your dad just shoot at your mom's feet so you couldn't have been born?

If that's a decent watch she could be absolutely fucking the movement

reeeeeee fuck rian

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>another desert planet
are you fucking kidding me

he did, then she made him lick it up and spit it back into her cunt.

I wish it was a joke, son. I really do.

Just stop watching bro

i love cops too, especially when its the super white trash edition episodes when theyre in places like Washington state, Nevada, etc.

Star Wars more like star snores
Star snores more like star bores
I don't give a fuck about retarded intergalactic Cape shit. Go back to grocery discussion IMMEDIATELY

how about its Star Whores and its super sexy ayylmao women sucking you off

what special foods can you buy from a space grocer?

when checking the packaging of your groceries, make sure to only buy products promoting the new star wars movie

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Always check your local weekly flyers. If you dont get them delivered to your door, at least go online. Shop around for basic products. If you want to buy high end meat or produce, go to a classy store by all means. If you want basic shit like pop and chips, go to discount stores.

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only buy items with SKUs that are prime

YEAH, dunno how the fuck that happened. Obviously Disney owns plantations somewhere. Ive seen these oranges in person.

god there is nothing better than taking a shit when youre drunk off your ass

better to take a proper shit while drunk than having hungover shits

i had to shit really bad when i did acid a few years ago camping and that was an experience to say the least

do you ever look at a log you just laid in the toilet and think well i guess a dick that big could fit in my boipucci

Ive always said gay sex feels like taking a big shit but back and forth

guess, more like wish

t. future xheattle fan

all the time, but i always shrugged it off as thinking it only feels good going out
then my doctor fingered my prostate one day and ill be damned if it wasn't that bad
might be gay lads

youtube.com/watch?v=S-xmQkhwzRk

thinking about fingering my own ass, jizzing hard, and then hitting the grocery store for a bit late-evening grocery shopping

thinking that lehner is gonna regress hard in chiraq

don't forget to not wash your fingers, and go through every piece of produce you see

comfy
and by comfy, i mean boring desu

remember not to buy more food than you can eat

Low on fruit. Get me some fresh apples.

Kawhi Leonard ate 12 apples at a restaurant

July 4 and /hoc/ is in mid-August form

The best part about not drinking is the movements. A 4-pack of Scott’s toilet paper has lasted me over a month now. That stuff wouldn’t even get me 10 days when I had to deal with liquor shits.

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cops just busted some drunk dads shooting off fireworks in the park across the street that we cant shoot stuff off in to begin with anyways because it fucks up everything for the kids, lads

Friendly reminder, eat to live, don't live to eat.

>FA next year

pls stay

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I just set up my fireworks in the garden last week

I know that feel.

pretty sure >we'll keep him and ovi
cap hit might wreck our team until they retire though

>93983135
this and having actual food items in your fridge/pantry. I remember thinking a jar of peanut butter, some bags of chips, and tortillas was fine because i would go drive drunk to Mc'Ds everynight

>tfw you have a contract you want gone on your team but it has a NTC

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If it's just a NTC send him to the minors and hope he doesn't report.

>Holtby too

I'm afraid they're fucked next year. They either sign Holtby or Samsonov isn't ready for a cup run while the window is open.

hes a fucking old man

neighborhood show starts in just over 30 minutes, lads. I got a few chairs on my deck if anyone wants to come by, its a pretty good view, not the best, but it works.

the good news is that its now a modified NTC next season, but hes so injured that he sops up so much money

This isn't 2011, if a player has a NTC he most likely has a one way deal. He will collect his full NHL deal while playing in the NHL and then fuck off to Europe when it expires.

that only burys the caphit in ehm. in real life the cba doesnt work like that.

Your wife already invited me over to entertain her.

holts is probably gone. Price-tier contracts are a mistake, but he'll get one somewhere.

guess >we can always hope samsonov will have some meme magic

wtf!!!!!!!!

holtby is looking more and more like seattles MAF

I hope seattle doesnt take barzal because i'd kms if it happens

not looking forward to losing another young salary-controlled player to soiattle

Lundqvist

If you're working tomorrow you're a fag

his current contract will be over by the time seattle enters the league and he will be like 40 by then.

Meant to say that he would be gone in that post. Bob is the same age and got that ridiculous contract. Someone(Flames likely) give Holtby something similar.

If Samsonov isn't a huge hit in the next two years the Caps realistically have just next year to compete with Ovi. I'm glad he finally got his.

is 37

seattle please take andrew ladd or thomas hickey (if hes still on the team) on the expansion draft.

hank is probably gonna retire as a rag and stay as a cupless legend

even after the window is closed, I want ovi to stay in the nhl long enough to make his challenge for career goals record.
he probably won't get there, especially if there's another lockout, but he could take 2nd or 3rd.

Anyone else scared? More so than last year?

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So what do you guys think of Knight and Barkov getting traded to the jets for Connor? Sounds fair imo

and to make it worse, watch shestyorkin win a cup in his first 3-5 years with them

Shut the fuck up Sam.

well, if he does then thats hilarious. I really do want both NY teams russian goalies in because they both are insane, especially sorokin

Hmm. Nope. I'm hear all Knight
Heh

This is the post

Does Padsqvist deserve the suffering?

holts is gone and its for the best we cant fuck the whole cap because of nostalgia

It's only cause he is a
>rag

a great guy overall, with tremendous stats
just no cup, and always good for a meme
yes and no i guess

>22:44:11
>3333
Feeling completely and utterly destroyed right now. Guess it's goodbye for half an hour

They are winning this year, Gary told me.

numerals
>looked at

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as much as I hate the rangers, part of me likes hank because hes actually a good person and has a likable personality. surprised NYC doesnt adore him more than faggots like manning and jeter

Rude. Calling the health inspector as we speak.

could heem every single one of you in a 1 vs all handicap match to be honest

>rags

cider is the true american drink of our founding fathers

Fag

The only reason he isn't as beloved as those cucks is because boreball and handegg are far more popular sports and Eli has the whole 18-1 thing going for him too.

are... are the jets gonna make it?

another liberal who hates our colonial heritage. Sad!

>gary shilling another jew
pottery

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gonna pop an edible or two lads

neighborhood fireworks show just about to wrap up, lads. Pretty good display so far.

Haha haha oh no no no

Metro
1.caps
2.isles
3.canes
4.rangers (WC#1)
5.devils
6.penguins
7.flyers
8.jackets

Atlantic
1.bolts
2.habs
3.leafs
4.sabres (WC#2)
5.panthers
6.bruins
7.wings
8.snes

Central
1.avalanche
2.stars
3.blues
4.jets (WC)
5.preds
6.hawks
7.wild (win lottery)

Pacific
1.flames
2.yotes
3.knights
4.oilers (WC)
5.canucks
6.sharks
7.kings
8.ducks

where did it all go wrong?

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The Save

that patches trade

Statistically someone is getting brutally raped and or murdered right this instant.
Isn't that fucked up to think about?
Reminds me of the Sharks brutally raping and murdering the Golden Showers in the last half of the third period, getting 4 goals on 4 shots.

hasbs and eyeliners too high, debbies probably make the cut.
bruins haven't regressed that much. sharks are probably in, too, though a first round-exit seems in store. And yotes are a wc team

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make sure to check cans of coffee to see if the seals were broken at the store, lads. Would be bad to wake up in the morning to a poor batch of coffee grounds

if you go to a grocery store with a grinder, remember not to stick your hand into it. you want your coffee without meat!

Is it bad if I drank my neighbor's entire fifth of whisky? I mean, he was providing it at his 4th of July party. it's first come, first serve, right?

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huomenta

...

I think he would be more upset to find out a faggot is posting anime at his party

he loves anime too, don't worry.

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>mad
>at anime

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Methot posted a pic of his finger Crosby cut off that one time, holy yikesamoly that looked shitty

This ones for you America

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looking good, mate

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Then he’s a pussy, don’t worry about it

who wants to fight me no holds barred, i'm looking for challengers

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Yea Forums is getting raided, lads

sounds like you need a puff m8

good fuck that board

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>wild win lottery
Goddamn man, if only

yeah but the wild are forced to trade it because paul fenton wants more old men from ottawa instead :)

Would fuckin heem any and all animefags no contest
10v1 idgaf

t.sam

Would heem Sam too

really excited for the new thread, lads

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if you do not remove this image i'll be contacting my lawyers

wtf why do you have to blow up my spot like that?

Light your faggot beard on fire

I'm anime and I could kick your ass

NEW

retard

early. all you had to do was wait for one more post

real NEW