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unbelievably shit thread desu
prime shub hims niggano
Based faggot
jones loses his belt
Bps b, b
Alright so Askren could wrestlefuck Mas, kind of like how Maia did, but Masvidal could also knock out or beat Askren
It's a tough one
Nunes should beat Holly but Holly has a different style that could pose problems so Holly could win the decision
Jones will probably beat Santos but he could lose
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I invented calling smif, smiw
i think i could land on jones dog
Gilbert Melendez vs. Arnold Allen
Marlon Vera vs. Nohelin Hernandez
Alejandro Pérez vs. Yadong Song
Edmen Shahbazyan vs. Jack Marshman
Ismail Naurdiev vs. Chance Rencountre
mr bones very enthusiasm
I hurt myself today
Americans are banned from making new threads until they piss clean.
Who's the best British MMA fighter?
Diego's interviews are performance art
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that fight was so bad
how would valentina do against cyborg?
What's more likely, Jones moves up to Heavyweight or down to middleweight? He could use another belt.
No way she beats Nunes getting caught like that, one and done. First round knockout. Only way Holm wins is if she lets me suck her fat clit.
*pisses on your mouth
Does it taste clean?
You couldn't land a job, incel. Post your chin.
he's not moving up to heavyweight unless they pay him more money
Face off wrap up:
>santos shook
>luke shook
>chiesa shook
All that matter is that I /heem/ (you)
oi that taxi cab 'ad it coomin m8tt
But unless he gets a second belt he'll be in the shadow of the triple champ. /s
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The meme potential is insane in this fight, can't wait
heavyweight is so bad. who would be considered an impressive win for jon at heavyweight? maybe stipe if he beats dc in the rematch, maybe ngannou otherwise everyone else is wgaf or 45 years old
>thought today was friday
>started drinking for 239
>realize it's thursday
guess i have to keep it going
they'll all win, dummy
Mikey Bisping
OH NO NO NO
Thawlts on Johnny Walker's chin?
Based blind ref
Walker was working for a single
Diego's got major cte
Who was less cringe here?
He might still be drinking too. He admitted to drinking a 5th of vodka a day awhile back.
>cringe
You know you have to be 18+ to use 4channel, right?
>u mad?
Askren probably sat up all night long scripting that shit.
Masvidal is based.
masdival is shook
What is based about masvidal exactly? He just seems like your average low IQ cholo from Miami. Nothing special really
>BABY BURRITO AND A SALAD
Chiesa wasn't shook until he was shook.
At the end he was for sure shook.
>Vitor Roidfort
Based conor
What's the best diet for improving my knockout power?
Fook Asscan
Fook eyepoke Jones
Fook bony sperguson
Fook cutbib seizuregamedov
Fook medal midget cringejedo
Fook pissrael adesanya
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masvishit is getting finished
No, I thought that applied only to Yea Forums
Probably walks down the street to his favorite beach bar and meets some sexy brazilians and then takes to him and fucks them like only a real cuban chad can.
This general appears to be very divided on the Jorge Masvidal vs Ben Askren fight
Regarding your predictions for the fight:
What does your gut say?
What does your brain say?
My IQ is 210 and I'm with masvidal
Gut and brain say askren but they're usually wrong so I've got to pick masvidal
The frustration of a packed exam diet that, if you fuck up, will heem your GPA. That'll up your power at least 115% b, fur shure.
>Chiesa winning against our boy DIEGO
not happening lad
gut: masvidal
brain: masvidal
cock (no homo): masvidal
Glad I'm not in uni anymore
Managed to barely pass Differential Equations but still sometimes have exam nightmares
my picks have already been goofed by chiesa.
I should have picked diego.
I've got a women's bantamweight IQ and I say Askren finishes Masvidal.
>Gut: Askren
>Mind: Whorehey
I want Whorehey to win but Ben dominated ONE FC which has much more talented fighters than UFC. He seems like a big fish in a small pond
Melendez
Vera
Markos
Perez
Shahbazyan
Naurdiev
Avila
Diego is gadooshed and flushed, mental games won't fix his chin
Glad you grew a chin and heemed those exams, breh. What's your degree? I did Biochemical science.
Chiesa is a lock my guy
4th of july and you post this unamerican as the thread starter? where is the colby thread?
yeah but chiesa looked shook
*doesnt have brain trauma*
Askren look shook at that staredown.
Sanchez a real one
When has this ever influenced a fight outside of Gooby vs Aldo?
My gut says that this is the kind of fight that Masvidal has always lost. He just never quite breaks through
lads i just saw the ESPN Diego Sanchez interview, what the FUCK was that?
>w-w-why u m-m-mad at me? p-p-leas t-t-tell me
askren sounded like a girl.
This is Saki vs Roundtree all over again.
CTE unironically
He's one of the most CTE'd fighters i've ever seen. How the fuck did he pass the medical or psych exam. He's mentally unstable and just plain brain damaged. Diego sent a message to chiesa telling him to keep his trophy wife at home this time, kek.
It looks like Masvidal's fights usually go to decision. He got a few KO's recently but was never finished since in UFC
>miami
>cholo
i wish flyover retards would stop trying to act like they know things
dana really has no shame.
Can't tell if he's just punch drunk, actually drunk, or both.
link it baby
heart: masvidal
brain: askren
fucking shit fucking site
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honestly kinda scary stuff
How would he do lads?
>*takes in energy from the storm*
he probably stops smoking weed for the in-competition testing and just drinks more than usual
He is about to get flushed, b. I've thawlt about it a lot, he always chokes in big fights. He's weak-minded.
he looks like corey feldman
LOW
boogie heems ltg
he's balls deep into anti-ageing therapy and it appears he's getting younger
BASED DIEGO
everyday is heem day for diegos brain
who wins in the keem vs wings match?
He literally tells you in the interview that he doesn't have CTE and that he's a jedi.
6'5, beautiful caramel complexion, mentally untouchable. I think you know how he would do.
MARRETA LOOKS LIKE A HITMAN, HE FOLDS JON LIKE A WWE TABLE.
>17 mins of Diego rambling
lol
headlining in london he was fine. he loses to better fighters that's all lmao.
hard to say, a lot of flowchart scrubs in the ufc
i nearly watched all of it, what a interview
>masvidal loses in big fights
>implying askren is a big fight
>I dont have CTE, I dont have brain damage, I'm a jedi, I'm anti-aging
Potato, tomato.
Bepis
Fellow /heem/sters
I must admit I wasn't an MMA fan back in 2016.
Is the Olympics like heaven for /heem/?
You've got wrestling, taekwondo, boxing, judo and as of next year, karate.
Seeing as a lot of eventual UFC stars are former Olympians - do you give a shit about martial arts at the Olympics or do you not give a fuck?
I think it might be far more interesting vs four years ago where I just watched football and weightlifting.
>It's a Diego acts fucking crazy episode
nah, maybe Judo but that's it
How did Ariel go through this without even a chuckle?
How do I start pulling energy from the storm?
honestly reminds me of those crazy macho man interviews
The combat sports, the field events and the weightlifting are the only actual Olympic parts of the whole fucking thing so yes, I watch them.
No one cares about who has the fastest black people.
Only wrestling desu.
Thoughts?
fuuuck why does thiago look so small
marreta will fold jones like a razor scooter
People post but it's not very popular when it happens desu
Some arts on their own like straight wrestling just aren't as entertaining to watch
I don't know why but I'm super invested in Askren v Masdival
Ben better embarrass that street rat
I giggled when Chael suggested that Thiago would be a big guy for Jon
Masvidal will heem that stiff dad
nunes won't finish holly in the first
>amanda to win in round 1
you're a brave man
your bookie is very happy your with him
Straight wrestling is entertaining but I'm saying that as an ex wrestler so I can appreciate the technical stuff more than the average pleb
holm will fight scared as fuck and will freeze when she feels the power.
Holly is surviving the first round idiot. She isn’t going out there like Cyborg.
It probably goes to decision honestly
Free Masvidal fight:
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ok
i dont have CTE
i am a jedi
Heh yeah just like with Rhonda
to be fair, ronda rocked holm at one point
>Nunes round 1
Not happening, holly has never been stopped before, it's going to a decision or she wins via TKO.
>Masvidal via ko/tko/sub
He's getting wrestlefucked to a unanimous decision. Masvidal is not top tier, don't let him beating till fool you.
>Jon jones via ko/tko/sub
This is the only good one and it's 1.40 for a reason.
BOOKIES LOVE YOU
are you comparing Ronda with Nunes?
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>I got asperger's so my wife says I miss out on a lot of social cues
Is Ben /ourguy/?
no she didn't
Yes. Rhonda, who was the epin power puncher who heemed other girls cold got thoroughly destroyed.. Holm was not scared of her and she won't be scared of Nunes.
is he smoking hash?
in order of impressiveness
>brock lesnar
>stipe
>mark hunt
>francis nganou
>greg hardy
>alexander volkov
>daniel cormier
anyone else in the top 15 at heavyweight would just be plain mean and noncompetitive. all those guys just fall over for a paycheck anyway, fuck heavyweight. i pray to god that jones will expose that division for the shithole that it is.
You forgot me
>heems nganoo
>heems dc
>heems stipe
heh...
that's def not aspergers
bros...
1134
1+1=2
1(+1)34
1234
i think he was severely drunk
not your bro monkey
>Jon chewing on a CBD toothpick
It's all over.
Fucking morons. Rogan probably has a higher IQ than most of you. Saying “he’s a dumb spic” doesn’t disprove him unless you’re a certified brainlet clinging to hokey stormfront racial narratives. Get fucking laid.
>no she didn't
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watch at 0:55 seconds remaining in the first round
Holly shoots a double leg
Brutal skullmog
This guy has nothing but scrambled eggs left in his head
Dern is already back in the fight training for Nunes. And yes. Dern is the only female fighter right now that can beat Nunes.
joe's not even a spick bro, he's a spaghetti peddling wop and a stinky mick.
He'll have a long career in BKFC after the UFC.
rogan is armenian.
well not rly a double leg
kys
he's out of the box and in the storm
Gaejtchees vs Diego Sanchez in BKFC.
how many PPV buys?
>can't even look the man in the face
Yeah, it's over for Jones. Marreta wins in round 1.
@93981242
kill yourself loser
>flyweight
>a real division
What is Jon Bones Johnes ethnicity?
He was playing with him. When santos turns away he looks and santos looks back and thats a Jon move showing he controls santos.
The same way he controlled DC by saying "hey pussy".
you wouldn't know what was armenian if it was written in plain text across your unibrow.
more like retardian
GOTTEM
dude, Masvidal is not gonna win. Let's stop memeing here for a sec
>20 dollars for a """"IQ test""""
SHANT be paying for that
>Masvidal
lol
That’s the real IQ test right there
>t. Grigor Retardyan
i give jorge a 30% chance of winning, and he would have to win by decision because ben has the GOAT chin.
with TKO and KO erased from routes to victory, i'd say 30% is pretty fair.
damn, is that a fucking TOY HORSE?
>t. stinkleberry pissboii shitdick pussybitch
Rogans real name is legid: Hovsep Roganian
i have a family to feed but i would never go into mma
So what is wrong with Diego Sanchez? I feel like it can't be autism.
>jamie zoom in on the horse
>look at the size of its balls
>I don't have brain trauma
>I'm a jedi
Something doesn't add up...
he's having a manic episode or on a 10 blotter strip of LSD
lol ur shook
oh fer sher one punch that happened to jiggle her mouthpiece out counts as wobbling her and nullifies my point b
Talm bout dead schaub disposal, my proposal
take his corpse to the bathtub and drain the blood outta the bastard
strip yaself nude first so ya dont get blood on ya reebok shirt
and cut the fuckin corpse up like a butcher to meat kid
anyone listen to the newest rogan with joey diaz? joe was ranting and trying to change the subject literally every 30 seconds.
why is rogan afraid of joey diaz?
WHERE ARE THE PICKS I GOTTA MAKE MY PICKS FUCK
>a cool guys face
JUST
>So, where do you see yourself in 5 years?
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is not picking rockhold the intelligent option?
like
holy shit, Askrenfags, yall are actually supporting THIS?!
Dude definitely was getting fucked over by his coaches because they don't see potential in him because of his weirdness, but wtf is his weirdness.
>42 upboats
it's like minecon cringe
calendar is taking them
Gaethje is so based. He turned down the fight with Ferguson because he knows he truly deserves the next title shot. He's not shook, he definitely respects Ferguson though
everybody itt would gladly switch lives with Diego Sanchez.
he's having a manic breakdown. he's being ravaged by overactive neuroplasticity at the moment.
That Diego Sanchez interview is hilarious.
just apologise for being wrong b
it aint hard
Jon Jones
Amanda Nunes
Ben Askren
Jan Blachowicz
Michael Chiesa
Ferguson doesn't have to fight one more time for the title shot ffs, if Khabib beats Poirier they have to book Khabib vs Tony immediately
I'm sorry
based monkey
hot take: Kanna is still a virgin
>if
is that Sean O'Malley on the left
Odds on masvidal are so good. I recon he takes it.
unironically regret picking Chiesa at this point
>Ferguson-esque in the thumbnail, Joe
Same. Chisea is cringe. Diego is batshit insane and also quite based.
gets heemed by Tyler1
Diego has it
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this but unironically ironically
Oh for sure bee getting your skull caved in repeatedly for over a decade, accidentally murdering your mutt family due to CTE, and then ultimately meeting your demise at the age of 53 with the inability to wipe your own ass due to Parkinson's is a peach of a life my guy.
this is current #1 p4p fighter Henry Cejudo say something nice about him
such a savage heem
His severed head would look really good in a cartel member's hand
(((He))) has no soul.
spotted the seething Cuban mutt
One more run at the _____
Cejugoat could heem every single cartel member before breakfast
abosolute yikes tier post my guy
as opposed to yours yes.
Just watched the new embedded, how fucking jacked is Rockhold? Like I'd go gay for him lads, not gonna lie
BBC
I want to like rockhold but he just sounds so dumb in his interviews
No I wouldn't
I don't want kids or cte
>all these fags hating on Diego
i will never drop him as my boy
>brock lesnar
>mark hunt
>greg hardy
>y-yeah I scared him before ese, it's just that there was no media around, despite this being one of the biggest cards of the year, to catch it hehe...
Masvidal's scared af
King mindset
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holly on that beefcake diet she looks yoked out to try and withstand nunes power
My dick won't be able to withstand it, that's for sure
Finna be a cringe from me, dawg.
She's been on a jenk cut, puhure hydrocarbons b.
>projecting
For sure my bee, shame we all can't spend our lives spamming Dern on /heem/.
yeah looking at the rhonda fight and now she's put on significant size. Sagan tier thighs.
I'm retiring soon as a poster anyway.
Suck my dick.
Askren is way in masvidals head.
askrens chin sticks out more than lenos. How can he not get ko’d
wow thats fucked that greg jackson never replied to diego
>this is what chinlets actually believe
Greg and Mike the ratfucks
Imagine lathering up Holly's armpits in vaseline and then sticking your dick inside and fucking it to the point of climax and then unknowingly rubbing your cum in her hair so the next time Jon fucks her he sees it and beats her to death.
>why you mad at me? tell why you are mad
If he's in masvidals head he wouldn't need to ask.
wow thats fucked that diegos central nervous system never replied to his brain
Imagine.
I'm sick of seeing this fucking blue and white flag and his stupid fucking posts
asskren is cringe
imagine having sex at all lmao
Why do people even like askren? He's a boring wrestlefucker and almost got decapitated in his first fight in the UFC by a semi-deleted guy
Is it fair to say at this point that Jon Jones is humble, pious and just generally an exemplary person?
Have you ever heemed your TV when a fight didn't go your way
shooked and coped
Please don't repost my YouTube comments here without my permission
vittusaatana perkole
Ben Asscream
all natty b
as weird as deigo is, he is still a very nice person and in control
he is like the opposite of fergusson
>implying there's a difference between cuban mutts and mexcan mutts
How can nigs afford a place like that?
My friend invited me drinking saturday but I want to watch the card
He naturally gets under peoples skin. Somehow pulled out a win
its a fair fight for once. Cyborg was natty.
Caribbean mutts have a lot more negro DNA
>SPAIN'D mutt diaspora
>not all exactly the same low IQ seething retards
probably the closest thing to your average heem poster in terms of the assburgers
Yes, in fact that webm was my exact reaction after the crooked judges robbed Elias against Bumson
Gilbert Melendez
Marlon Vera
Yadong Song
Edmen Shahbazyan
Chance Rencountre
tony is always in control i dunno where this came from that he is some maniac
somebody is getting killed outside my house, I can hear the gunshots
looks like this guy lmao
Gus vs Jones 2. I just closed my laptop and walked away, I don't break my possessions because I'm not an animal.
He takes antipsychotics like all the other sane people do
hai guys
source?
Does she have bad teeth?
She never shows her teeth when she smiles.
ugh..
Wait..
..so Jamal was Asian?
It's just Fireworks... probably.
Way to prove the
>be American, get shot
Shitposters right though. Isn't today a day of celebration?
I wouldn't be suprised if Masvidal did some pov scenes for Bangbros.
Happy independence day my fellow Americhad brothers. Bongs can suck my chode.
That's a lot of blood on her legs.
heeming myself for not realizing that
Fuck that roided up monkey.
Lmao
Absolutely no way she doesn't piss hot.
She has an excuse, Jon pulsed in her
>Roid
>win
>natty
>lose
Since when was Gorilla test on the approved substance list?
why? do you think he did?
Seems right up his alley when you think about it
*mindheems you*
Tony ends the Kebab meme.
Let's look at the evidence
>He's from Miami
>He did fights with Kimbo's crew
>Kimbo did security for Bangbros
>Bangbros sometimes used a lot of amateurs
>Masvidal is known to have a Big Cuban Cock
>If you street fight for cash then why not porn
idk. pretty compelling evidence. I've seen guys get locked up for less.
>>Kimbo did security for Bangbros
Wrong.
*buttheems u*
i think he worked for both bangbros and reality kings.
If Jones tried those gay little pitter-patter kicks on Yoel at 205 he'd be fucking dead inside one round.
yeah he definitely seems like the type of guy who would do it when you think about it, but he doesn't seem like the type of guy who would hide it lol
Poirier is going to get fucking killed. It's unfortunate, but it's true.
god Id love her to piss hot right in my mouth
What's next for Gregor Gillespie?
Freshwater fishing league
lol it would be like heartburn but in reverse
do you actually have a sexual drive for that creature?
im here jon
AA
Marlon "Not Moraes" Vera
Clawjah
Yah-Boy Song
Marsh
The Russian
Brappy Kianzad
Homo
haha whod like that thatd be weird haha
I totally dont want her to kick me in the liver haa
Yeah, I'm thinking Conor's back
it's quite sad tho, imagine Holly without the roid traits, she would be quite cute, i remember a younger pic of her that some user poster here
I imagine a scene were the camera man and Jorge go on the beach and then they pretend to randomly meat Jenaveve Jolie and then Jorge fucks her in a room with no aircon so its super sweaty sex.
forgot image
I love you bros. I would heem you though
Yeah, I'm thinking Lesnar's back
I don't know if I could handle seeing DC losing to Jon Jones at hw lads.
im gunna be sick
Yeah I'm thinking Schaub is back
probably nothing much
Yeah, I remember that. She is a total babe when she was younger, very beautiful.
wtf are they actually talking about Conor?
Ultimately the story that needs to happen is Tony beating Khabib and Conor beating Tony
Do not forget that Conor is the protagonist of UFC and everyone else is a supporting character
you are the worst poster.
>Conor vs Gaethje announcement
would be very kino
I hope you all had a great heems day eve eve
I did! And... happy heems day eve!
>late night
>decide a quick fap
>see some fine ass latina
>out of nowhere masvidal shows up
>gives the latina a quick 1 2
>knock on the door
>it's Ben Askren
>rest of the video is Ben wrestle fucking Jorge
>video ends and I see myself on the black screen
>mfw
hehe
frig off
no literally no.
What compelled you to type all this out?
It's faber. Faber is going to be on a card in August.
It sucks when you last the whole video because you couldn't pick a kino moment to cum.
Especially as a boomer kid watching porn on the TV. It was kind of a gamble.
take a wild guess
hopefully not
Drunk post-cookout sad that K-1 grand prixs don't happen anymore.
Its clearly Lesnar.
>Jones, DC, Khabib, and Conor all under the same roof at the same time
where can i bet on fighters? im pretty sure askren will get koed r1 and jones gona win
Thanks asshole, now I remember the moment I was fapping on YouTube of some girl wanting to suck cock just for the video ends and I climax when PewDiePie face pops in my screen.
Best odds irl. Get friends
holy shit the things you faggots fap to
>fapping to anything other than your imagination
You guys disgust me
I fap to Kim Carta
I'm reasonably sure that I would ingest another man's semen if it meant I could penetrate Megan Anderson for even just 10 seconds.
>weird jerkoff stigma
Don't shoot up heem meet pls
>not fapping to some heems
yeah but what do you think happens in my imagination?
Why do Jones and Holly always sit right next to each other at restaurants? A little gay honestly.
I'm sure somehow in someway Jon Jones is involved.
Speaking of meet ups, when are we doing the heem house guys? Let's make it happen for real.
>Hey pussy are you still there?
>Literally his penis talking
I will do it if it's in England. I'm a NEET but I get neetbux AND autism bux. Also I'll only do it if someone makes tendies once a week
Why the fuck is Jon "Ocular warfare" Jones even allow fight anymore
fuckin hindus are trying to DDOS heem so I cant talk about how disgusting holly is
>be me
>arrive at AKA as usual
>complete one of five daily prayers with my 20 countrymen
>shave 5 o'clock shadow back into perfect chinstrap
>head to the mats
>see only white boi in the gym since Rockhold left
>he's a lanklet
>says he wants to be a boxer
>I shoot a double on him and half nelson him until he cries
>DC catches me and yells at me sending the kid away
>DC starts laughing as soon as the kid leaves
>"That nigga can't wrestle worth a GOD DAMN"
>"We only keep him around cause he pays triple"
>"These crackers I swear lawd lawd"
the thing about donald cowboy cerrone is that his striking is cerebral, too cerebral for his competition
Twitchy’s place was the agreed upon location
Anglo American
this post reeks of spartan mentality
he's the pathetic dernposter, he probably has precum thinking about her right now
The chin strap is so they can have a beard but not get food in the mustache.
Was this the most embarrassing post fight moment ever ?
How much cte did DC get here?
He legid got cucked by a nigger lmao
I completly stopped thinking about her sexually after she got pregged. I know it makes you seeth but thats the truth.
btw i never fapped to Dern.
Anyone ever noticed that there seems to be discussion worthy mma news every day? Boxing isn't like that
Just end it all man, your life is over.
this, idk how this dude haven't killed himself yet
too little
Dernposter is based.
in boxing the daily discussion is about who's ducking who and who's scared of who etc.
That and endless purse split discussions.
I wake up every morning and say to myself
>at least i'm not a monkey.
based white southern brazilian.
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Why is he so based?
>no mma today
>just sitting here at home getting drunk alone
How do u guys cope
Funny coming from a guy that had his internet gf impregnated by a monkey. Dern would probably recoil in disgust if you ever showed your greasy acne-riddled face to her, you freak.
Boxing talk is 50% p4p hypothetical bullshit, 30% finance, and 20% heavyweights.
I literally stopped going to /box/ because of the constant contract talk
go train/exercise, or get a different hobby
I watched rizin confessions.
DC was right about him Luke Rockhold has a face for TV, but his mouth destroys any form of illusion about him. I still think he's a huge threat in the LHW division.
how do you feel about getting cucked by a girl you'll never meet in your pathetic life and yet you fantasize about every fucking day?
Luke has a lot of miles on him.
I noticed it happen a few years ago. All the sudden everybody is an armchair promoter and sits there and discusses why a fight isn't gonna happen instead of just demanding it.
This is a great thing about Dana having a monopoly.
Dernposter is actually a pretty nice guy idk why everyone hates him. Same for Lukas and Coral.
Would be great if Luke wins this Saturday very convincingly.
Lol
I've always loved how brutal Jon fights.
What if i told you i was only a fan in a sports related fashion? When did i ever talk sexual about her? It was only a matter of time before she got breeded and i always said that.
You guys a projecting so hard its pretty pathetic.
Luke is a chinlet. Hope less cutting can help him take a punch
LHW can use all the fresh blood it can get. Of course, Luke could win then sit out forever either because he's waiting for a shot or his knee falls to pieces again. He's really not a reliable guy these days.
I'm happy enough with Reyez, Walker, and Rakic.
Dernfag has all you losers in a literal seethe
I want to impregnate Dernposter
to be fair i did spam Dern pretty hard in my prime.
I will admit that.
Only Dern regret is that she didn't get to flush rose because i knew rose was a bum and Dern would dab on her hard.
I was never proven wrong about one single Dern prediction.
Based Goof
>I'm happy enough with Reyez, Walker, and Rakic.
They will get destroyed by Anthony the Gatekeeper Smiff.
>I will admit that.
are you the one known as Dernmark and if not who are you and who is Dernposter patient zero. I always believed Dernmark was American
Any predictions about Dern making weight for a fight post-pregnancy
You can see she wants the cockhold youtube.com
Dernposter was started as Dernmark. Then actually long forgotten is Canadern. Then Dernthai. Then Macedernia. Slovenidern.
But ofc non of those are me. What is a vpn?
If Thiago can knock him out, surely at least one of the guys I mentioned can.
>tfw regular heem poster but not distinct enough to get recognised
I bet Dernposter has a cute ass
She looked very thicc during pregnancy but after she already looks low. I don't think it's different than before desu. slightly wider hips.
its hard to predict because she was doing her weight cuts amateurishly desu.
Why doesn't Romero go to LHW since he struggles to make weight at MW anyway?
honestly its a little bit juicy. kind of embarresing.
jon jones is a gift and if you like mma you should appreciate him
theres no way in hell Dern makes 123.4lbs after being pregnant
Jones beat the shit out of former-LHW champs so bad that we retconned them into all being cans.
ummm my martial arts are too dedly for the cage, its a sophisticated self defence traing regimen that promotes a strong mind not some brutal apelike cage fighting savagery
flyweight might be the way to go for her.
Once he gets the strap he might move up and face Luke.
Luke would not take that fight.
Is Diego a nice guy and just crazy or is he a douche? It's hard to tell. Didn't he talk shit to Chiesa online.
kek shogun coming off knockout of the night and knockout of the year vs machida who looked invincible to that point
and jones walked through him like an amateur fight
It probably wont happen but i want Yoel vs Latifi
>imagines Yoel cutting an "i luh you boi, see you soon" promo vs Luke at LHW and anti-bullying organizations stepping in
this loser uses proxies, the ones i remember were denmark and macedonia, this finlando one might be another one, we'll know when he gets perma'd again, so he's probably american i would say
real techniques that work in real fights
He will if the money is right and perhaps gets a automatic number 1 contender to fight Jones.
everyone brags about luke's ground game but he doesn't have elite ways to get guys there and he makes dumb mistakes on the feet
i think he's going to have a rough go of it
He won't have to since Yoel will never agree to fight Jon Jones in the first place since they are friends behind the scenes. So him moving up to LHW is just a dream.
Aerts humbling Semmy in the last GP was beautiful
The state of you lad
let me make the thread
Cheisa threw some shade about Diego being old I think that started it all.
Utterly perfect. My God, what a woman.
yeah I think he will lose that ability to bully his opponent at LHW and once the big boys start touching his chin well you know what happens next
>two cuban champs in 2020
>trump assassinated and Ted Cruz runs and wins
>invades cuba and has a MMA + Boxing mega event to appease the masses.
loved that beauty of a combo larry landed
WHAT IF Santos pulls out last minute and Cockhold takes the fight ??
yeah aren't we naive to think this card stays intact
At one point Anthony Smith was 5-6 following a 4 loss streak and a 3 loss tko streak. At what point are you retarded to continue fighting?
Chaun Sims is a fuckin beast
I think him retiring fighters after he fought them is probably a huge confidence boost.
Olympics neuter fighting styles
what did you look like at nineteen
not like Vitor Belfort
HE WAS DOING SO WELL!!
He hadn't transformed from Smith to smif yet.
...
Jon had the epitome of killer instinct in that fight
holy yikes
I love the legtrip.
>37 posts earlier
joey diaz is funnier
more obnoxious, but funnier
and he doesnt want joey to rip shcaub a new asshole
her breast appear like they might be real
he might actually HAVE a test level over 1000 naturally
Yoel would grab his ankle and throw him across the fucking cage
they got a strike on their youtube channel probably from the last alex jones episode. rogan gets a lot of youtubebucks from his channel and joey diaz is a loose cannon
*misses weight for the 80th time*
first for fuck jannies
AN STEEW
pruned or deleted, which one was it?
>DC defeats Jon Jones in the rematch by 1st round KO
or
>finnish poster gets permaheemed from reality
Which one do you choose
I will bet heavy on Jones though. So if anything a dc win would permaheem me.
obviously deleted, faggot created it 37 posts earlier
I didn't notice because I was phoneposting.
kekéo
Do zoomers realize how iconic Pride and Tori Black was in their respective prime?
Brraaaappp
it's ok, you're like the only dude that makes good OPs here
I invented Jon Jones
Thank you, i always found the "Bones" nickname forced and retarded. BASED user!
you're a fuckin zoomer.
i zoomed in on your mom.
god the world looked so much more comfy in the 40s to 50s
anyone have the webm of Derrick Lewis doing this same takedown but really shitty
>in many ways
>post regularly
>get confused with the other Mexican guy
It's ok I guess
Do you think she ate Rountree’s ass while they were together?
based fingolian poster
based huezillian truth
i have had a premonition
jon is going to be dominating the fight but in the third round he's going to get hit by some meme shit and get heem'd stiff
sorry but you didn't get dubs or anything, your premonition is worthless now.
Wake up, Jon. You're in the realm of deletion and I've been tasked with showing you around.
the good ol' he will win until he loses prediction.
Over here is holly holm's pussy
dont post this fucking subhuman ever again you cocksucking faggot nigger loving anus sniffer
god i wish
What is it that conpells you to post cuck shit every waking moment of every day?
new
That wasn't even a cuck post lel.
Every post you make is by extension a cuck post.
are these not impressive JBJ fights at heavyweight? i'd rather see jones try to avoid getting heemed by greg hardy than watch him tap a flushed cain or JDS to a decision.
>drives a hydundi
>spic
yea thats gonna be a yike from me dog
not even german or turk, get called nazi all the time
I prefer sasha strokes
Is this Miesha Tate??
I think Mr. Bones shared his pulsing secret with her.
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