If America cared about Soccer

We would be unstoppable. All the greatest athletes in the world focusing in on the semen slurping sport. Would win all the world cups. You know its true.

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If my grandma had wheels

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what the fuck

>4-1-2-1-2

>can't make an XI without a girl
>no stone cold steve austin
america sucks

Not sure what a fucking clock would do in your midfield

Big Ben is the bell mate

>shaw in goal
>brady running
>rapeinhole

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>no rodman in defence
>instead a midget

Brehs...

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Madrid won 3 cl playing 442 diamond whats the problem?

>two absolute lanklets as full backs
It's little touches like that that turn shit b8 mediocre

Kek

>Mike trout
>zion
Literally who?

>twin towers ad CB

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>putting a 6’5” 240lb guy in the #10 role

my cat, everyones cat could be a better gk than shaq.

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best current baseball player and rookie basketball sensation
it kinda sucks hes the best at baseball though because hes a boring retard

Cheers fella. Checked

this, should be chris paul or curry there instead of rapeburger

I am willing to bet real money that Dr. Shaq is still a better goalkeeper than you. Let alone your fucking cat. Although your cat might be better than you too.

Kek

;^)

Would not even beat this all stars euro XI from 11 sports

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>Harris and Klebold
Kek