/nba/ - muh vorp edition

DEN: Michael Porter Jr. suffers left knee sprain
TOR: Kawhi't the wait, Leonard still undecided
MIN: Jake Layman to Wolves on 3-yr, $11.5M deal
PHI: Shams: Raul Neto to 76ers on one-year deal
MIA: Tyler Herro scores 20 points in win vs. GS
PHO: Woj: Jevon Carter traded to the Suns
MEM: Josh Jackson, De'Anthony Melton to Memphis
IND: Woj: Pacers agree to deal with T.J. McConnell
DET: Markieff Morris agrees to deal with Pistons
DAL: Boban Marjanovic agrees to deal with Dallas

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he stay celebration thread

2peat incoming

where were you when sparks user predicted the 2019 nba finals?

if her bf white she single

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who is your favorite player of the past and favorite of now. pic relared are mine.

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Shut the fuck up coon ass bitch

Are the sizers australia's team? We have all the australians. Australian coach (Brett), players (Simmons, Bolden), players lives there growing up/spent time there (Thybulle, Ennis). We are aussie land

kd is fucking cringe

*Bams you in a poster*

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chads fuck qt light skin black women.

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an absurd amount of money

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What's the 1st thought that comes to mind when seeing this?

For me it's kino

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Who would be better?
>6'8 Curry
>6'6 Iverson
>Black Larry Bird
>80% FT Shaq
>Modern day Wilt
>prime Klay, but he's always hot

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FUCK OFF WITH THIS BITCH

Jizz aint doing shit either nigga

For a roleplayer?

i forgot jimmy butler too. he coo.

>black Larry Bird
>Loses all good fundamentals and BB IQ

I'd rather have the white one, thank you

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a roleplayer who plays like dogshit in the playoffs

If Bird retained 60% IQ, his fundamentals but got extreme athleticism he’d be the GOAT

Based and ARealOnepilled

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Let's assume he keeps his brain, he just has a black body at the same height.

Wilt. He was a freak of nature.

Holy FUCK I just remembered Micheal Redd existed.

Remember how he had 1 maybe 2 good years?

>Here's your modern day Wilt bro!

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Modern day Wilt is Richaun Holmes.

Wilt could bench over 500 lbs with a 48 inch vertical.

How is this guy even close to that?

double yikes

im sure you think bruce lee could do half the shit they say he could

fucking retard

>your

Despite your dubs, I will have to say no.

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gottem

Jizz won a playoff series in the last 2 years.

Jordanfags out here getting slaughtered

Quit posting this ugly bitch. Yea Forums is a THICCC board you should know that by now.

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is that why this thread was dead

80% FT shaw

seething incel

Now the goat debate is a popularity contest

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Just a Real 1

kill yourself faggot findom

Wilt isn’t even top ten.

>dead players

literally who?

literally don't know who she is.

>outing youreself as a selfhating findomfag

lanklets not even once

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For me it's Taylor Rooks

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7 footers were a mistake

*Ahem*

Fuck Lebron

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When did her ass get fat?

Did she go under the knife or is this photo edited?

Past: kobe
Now: brodie

joe ingles is reddit the player

>3-6
>advanced stats

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>lying on an anonymous board
shouldnt you be working so you can fund her lifestyle acting stupid on the internet and getting dicked by a different guy every night?

cute gf you got there

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Holy fucking based

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I thought that was someone wearing socks on their arms. Jesus christ!

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Rockets

Nigga got hockey sticks for legs lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

imagine this guy meets your gf at the club and takes her home one night.

How could you ever compete?

Imagine this was in the long long days ago game of thrones days, and your village had 15 guys who were pretty much your size and strength. But the invading village was filled with ppl as big and strong and Shaq or Lebron James.

How do you even defend your village?

this is perfection...sp0rtstalkjoe is the biggest lebron slurper.

>Boomers continue to vote for MJ
wow, that's clearly better proof than Lebron being better in virtually every holistic stat

>Past: kobe
>Now: brodie

coping findom.

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shaq and lebrons village would starve themselves to death as literally not enogh food back then to support a village of people that size

>i just spit back the exact same insult you did
>except i added another meaningless buzzword i don't understand

Kd is a 7 footer the same way Patrick Ewing was a 7 footer

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>No Kawhi

ima bout to win rookie of the year ok 2k bros

>Past: kobe
>Now: brodie

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You should typing out coherent sentences, dumb nigger.

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It's possible that the image is edited, but only her chest has ever been flat.

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I just bought $900 worth of electronics and feel like a corporate slut

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They would be far better hunters than your village and also be able to work harder and farm more.

This bitch has a weird face and I have the urge to violently rape her

White women

>How could you ever compete?

Apparently pretty good.

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Being able to spell wouldn't help you defend your village

lmao

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Wtf did you buy?

Who is the most dominant pure PF of all time?

I can't..

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cellphones, headphone, microwave, etc

Probably an iPhone

All those Lakerfags splitting the vote for their players.

you subhumans can't even communicate in anything other than cope seethe kys have sex incel dilate

Karl Malone is the prototypical PF across every era.

KG

Chuck in his prime

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This desu.

>iToddlers

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I just got some AirPods, imagine how I feel.

What's the first thing you do when Kawhi signs with my raptor?

I'm gonna slowly helicopter with my dick, lick my lips and take a big Lakers all over the carpet

>Not in Laker uni

Smart

>singlehandedly ruins their 4peat
>drives away the best player on the entire planet
when is e!spn gonna start figuring out that drayboon is overrated locker room cancer

>not just having a flip phone

>no tits
>Flat ass
>Shit hips
>Uses more makeup than a Japanese prostitute to cover up ugly rat face

How does this bitch make so much mone-

>Makes gay anime faces while blowing a cucumber and shit

So that's her trick, appeal to the lowest form of filthy beta orbiters.

God I fucking hate anime and whores

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cope

>0 ringzz
siakam way better

>KG
How this monkey makes it onto some people's top 10 I'll never understand.

have sex

Always hot Klay is literally unstoppable. 3>2 simple math.

no way he recovers from an achilles injury

I genuinely don't know who she is man, why does that make you upset?

Never reply to me again bitch.

there is only one

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>flat ass
objectively wrong

based

Kawhi got the offer he wanted from the Raptors.

How will LA survive?

>overrated locker room cancer
huh? pretty sure KD, who knew he was going to leave at the end of the season but didn't tell to his teammates and FO, was the biggest locker room cancer in that team.

he was a center

It auto corrected. What is the point of your post? We all know you're a beta white liberal that loves black cock and hates white men because you hate your dad or whatever the fuck is wrong with you.

He's a centre, his fedora fanboys claim otherwise to big him up.

What no. He just always had to play center. Also he's not a pure power forward so both posts are wrong.

Based and redpilled

Who is a pure PF?

meme posts. disregard

Proof? She looks like every skinny white bitch to me

>God I fucking hate anime and whores

Based

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Who /chad/ here?

Are you asking for examples? Just check the responses to the original post jackass.

based and homosexual

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>2.3% Kobe Bryant
>0.9% Bill Russell
holy shit my sides

Who /incel/ here?

By having two top 5 players on their team

>game of thrones days
It makes me glad that one day you will die.

based

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How is AD top 5 if he can’t make the playoffs most years?

zoomers don't give a shit about centers

AD would be top 5 if he weren't made of fucking cardboard. that will be LAL's undoing

Watch him in the 2017-18 season and you'll understand

show a standing pic of ass

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Involuntary celebrating? Like when KD blew his Achilles and everyone in Toronto cheered?

>liking women with big asses and tits

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should I buy a one year The Athletic membership for $14

I don't think people here will understand how deadly the LeBron and AD pick and rolls will be especially since AD is a good perimeter shooter. Lakers at least making it to the WCF barring injury.

yes

I WANT TO FUCK PUSSY WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING HARD BROS?

LET ME HAVE SEX PLEASE I'M TRYING AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Only if you like a beat writer that switched over

>AD is a good perimeter shooter
>carreer 31.4% from 3pt

Just

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>why yes sir, I am a lost angels Lebron fan....sir how did u know this?

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3pt shooting does not equal perimeter shooting, kid.

cope

Why yes! Me and my sons are proud lifelong Miami Heat fans! How could you tell?

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>the tyler herro fag is still here

Are you actually trying meet and pick up girls in your league or maybe even below? Or are you like me, stuck with unreasonably high standards for your looks/social status?

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>shooting from just INSIDE the perimeter
pls

Why is she lying about my pee pee?

Holy shit, are you me?

I've already coped with the fact the Lakers aren't getting LeBron. Time to sign Danny Green, Justin Holiday, Raging Rondo, McGee, KCP and Korver

C: Davis
PF: LeBron
SF: Kuzma
SG: Green
PG: Rondo
Bench: Holiday, Korver, McGee, KCP, Dudely, Daniels, THT

Still good enough to make it to the finals, bruh.

Stay mad faggot

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But user, you know the Raptors offer has to include going out to get him some help (and, presumably a 1+1 to a supermax).

beal on the way

What??????

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beal on the way

He stay

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Nice

>hes part of drakes crew
oh no no no no no

Kawhi'd you have to go and make things so complicated...?

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It's probably not that uncommon, the average woman just isn't wife material these days.

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based belleposter

If Kawhi was smart he would announce it right now while everybody is celebrating 4th of July and getting drunk. The last thing he wants to do is announce it while Lakers fans are hungover and pissed off. His family won't be safe.

new carti

twitter.com/CASHBOl/status/1146893638007513092

Midnight announcement incoming

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all i ever wanted was a bitch that was loyal
why is that high standards these days?

>all those 2's

is this a hint that kawhi's coming?

wtf is this garbage?

>how can a player be good if his team isn't good?

app hookups make it impossible people get that urge and it's an app away

>thread still doesn't believe when when I said 2 days ago that we'd get a friday announcement

Have another Belle, kiwi.

Blame the media, the times or yourself for not being brainwashed enough to not be disgusted by taking half the town's sloppy seconds. Values change over time, and clearly ours are archaic.

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Based.

>pic
Naw. 18 year olds are always 18 bruh

the pels had more talent than the goddamn clippers

redpilled as fuck

His Dad already dead

Pretty sure they started this year off with Mirotic, Holiday, Payton, Moore, Miller and Randle. That's a lot of shooting, playmaking and defense for a team that's not good enough for a top 5 player to qualify for the playoffs with.

basically kawhi is still in toronto and was seen returning his boxes back to home depot so he stay

the longer I wait the more weird it gets that I'm dating someone 18-22. Fuck I already have people saying it would be "creepy" if I dated a 20 year old and I've never had a gf before. I've basically already written off 18 yo pussy

LA must be shit if both LA natives cuck them for toronto and flyover valley.

NBA TOP 25

1. Kawhi
2. LeBron
3. Giannis
4. Curry
5. Harden
6. Davis
7. Jokic
8. Embiid
9. PG13
10. Westbrook
11. Klay
12. Dame
13. Kyrie
14. Draymond
15. Butler
16. Gobert
17. Blake
18. Oladipo
19. Kemba
20. Beal
21. Derozan
22. Conley
23. Jrue
24. Aldridge
25. CJ

institutionalize this man

Why is Kawhi still in Toronto? Is his family packing all his shit?

He's afraid of fireworks. Autists hate loud noises.

Dame is a top 10 player you'll regret doing this once the Blazers win it all this season

How is it any different from anyone else

i'm not crazy
insttution
you're the one that's crazy
institution

So, there's a bunch of people standing in Laker jerseys in front of this random house in Riverside.

1. KD
2. Kawhi
3. Curry
4. Giannis
5. Lebron
6. Jokic
7. Embiid
8. Dame
9. PG13
10. Klay
11. Kyrie
12. Westbrook
13. Blake
14. Butler
15. Draymond

Because AD and LeBron are smart and nearly impossible to stop at the basket. AD made Gobert his bitch many times.

join them

Some of them look really angry though. Are they really threatening Kawhi's family? Its the 4th of fuckin July

if kawhi makes the right choice, it's unlikely that anything would go wrong

Its really hot outside and an earthquake just happened. I just wanna eat my BBQ and watch fireworks

Are we supposed to believe you without proof?

Who's watching Stranger Things 3 here?

Tell them to go home. Call the police.

Absolutely Based

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I want in n out bros why can’t in n out open where I live why bros

>disgusted by taking half the town's sloppy seconds. Values change over time, and clearly ours are archaic.

Women are allowed to enjoy theirselves and have a history before you.

Fuck Kawhi nigga think he Kobe. Obviously he's a great player but he just piggy backed on Demar and Caseys years of hard work and had to face a dminished Warriors team. Anybody could have done that replace him with Jimmy Butler or some other all star and the Raptors still win. Now he's letting this shit get to his head and is going to fuck us over.

>rating PG13 that low
Guy averaged 35 points in a month with DPOY tier defense.

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>1. KD
>has no achilles tendon

BRAPPPPP

If they are black plant drugs, if they are brown they already have drugs, call cops either way

Kawhi is definitely signing with the Lakers. The more time that passes the more convinced I am.

Kawhi knows the only way he can leave and keep his fans is by convincing the world it was a tough decision and he meant no disrespect. Joining the Lakers Day 1 of free agency who have confirmed the narrative he never wanted to be in Toronto, and rightfully would have angered their fan base. If Kawhi has long planned to be a Laker -which we have reason to believe he has- this is a savvy strategy to protect his image. Fans are sensitive and irrational and need to feel like their superstars genuinely appreciate them and their city. In this respect, Kawhi has done a fantastic job making Toronto feel important, valued, and special. If he ultimately leaves, he couldn't have gone more out of his way to pay respect. The 6 will of course be disappointed but will quickly move on and remember him fondly.

Further reasons why my excitement is growing:

He spends the offseason in San Diego yet flew 6 hours to accomplish something he could have done anywhere? This makes no sense. NO Raptors fan or Front Office member would have cared where he signed, as long as he signed. Why inconvenience himself to such an extent?

If he did fly 6 hours just to resign, why not announce it at the precipice of the news coverage? The Hazelton Hotel was a circus Wednesday and the perfect moment to capitalize on the attention. They tracked his plane, followed his care by Helicopter, lined the streets outside his Hotel. If ever there was a moment to Resign with Toronto, that was it!! Peak interest has undoubtedly passed and the pendulum is certainly swinging to the mean.

If Kawhi is planning to resign with Toronto and this was all just a ploy to boost his brand, ask yourself this: Who in Toronto still needs to buy a Kawhi jersey? That market is T-A-P-P-E-D.

When you take a step back and consider how angry fans get when their superstars leave, it makes sense why Kawhi is being strategic and respectful.

I'm not reading this fucking essay lmao

>Women are allowed to enjoy theirselves and have a history before you.

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Call the police on what grounds?

In n out is disgusting. Somehow screwed up the texture of a burger. Fatties are able to literally inhale them now though.

have 3 top 5 players ever been on the same team before? this is so retarded

and how the fuck is this not tampering? it's absolutely some kind of collusion to have lebron chasing after AD

I keep saying that. Kawhi is good but guys like Butler are not very far behind him if not right there with him.

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Lakers: Kareem, Magic, Worthy

Bulls: Jordan, Pippen, Rodman

Lakers: Shaq, Kobe, Rice

Lakers: Shaq, Kobe, Malone

Heat: Wade, LeBron, Bosh

Warriors: Durant, Curry, Klay

But none are as good as Kawhi, AD and LeBron. That's the scariest frontcourt in nba history

Why has nobody signed Delon Wright yet?

Is it any good? Is that mutt still on the show?

he fucking sucks

And I'm allowed to be put off by it.

Nah he’s based.

check these

Past: Kirilenko
Current: Kyrie
(yes I am a man of culture)

quads confirm

yo yall pimpz are crazy af if you wouldn't fuq Belle Delphine all ye damn hood ratz..

/RBL/ is officially disbanded. Fuck Canada, I'm sick of leaf posters. You aren't getting kawhi. Even if you are you're not winning a championship again. The whole toronto fanbase can suck my dick

>Rice
>Lakers Malone
>Klay

kobe
kawhi

You guys do realize the Lakers can sign 4 to 5 quality rotational players like Justin Holiday, Delon Wright, Danny Green and Javele McGee over everyone else except maybe the Clippers if Kawhi goes to Toronto? Lakers got the inside track to a solid team regardless.

Bro you are trash for saying this about Delon.

They call cats pussies because pussies just like cats they only got 9 lives. Or in their case 9 dicks. As soon as they are nearing that number or they go over it becomes painfully obvious (Roastafcation sets in) and they are no longer suited for marriage and are destined for a life that usually ends with their body being destroyed and having to settle down with a black dude or a the type of guy that pays 30 dollars for a ugly live streamer's bathwater.

You don't have the power to disband a union that is 5 years strong, user. RBL for eternity. Our bond is stronger than one offseason.

michael vick
patrick mahomes

Im not a harden fan by any means but I hope he gets a ring before he retires

Trespassing and threat. You know, asking that questions makes me thinks that you want the family hurt so Kawhi will be forced to sign with the Lakers.

Past: Brandon Roy
Now: Dame

this but the opposite

Favorite Japanese league team Yea Forums? For me its Earth Friends Tokyo Z.

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Is there any chance the Lakers can trade for Chris Paul? Would they have to trade Kuzma to make the salaries work?

For me it's
LaDainian Tomlinson
Alvin Kamara

black "culture"

How come there's nothing about this situation on the internet? How come the only place I've heard about it is in your stories

cringe

nobody is trading for chris old man paul. for some reason he always seemed a little overweight too

Because it is not a big news yet? Just make the people go away at that place.

pretty good taste

C: Davis
PF: LeBron
SF: Korver
SG: Holiday
PG: CP3
Bench: McGee, Dudley, JR, Daniels, THT

NIGGA i LIKE this team

There's no evidence. You haven't provided an address. You haven't taken any pictures, you're just making shit up

lakers should acquire iggy

For me it’s Sea Salt & Malt Vinegar Miss Vickie’s chips

What does Riverside have to do with Kawhi?

>A bunch of people gathering at random house in Riverside.
Learn to read. One user started this conversation.

They don't have anything to trade.

They trading their entire team and any worthwhile picks to the pelicans.

Not enough cap

They have plenty of cap if McGee takes vet min

What’s the most depressing thing that can happen to a woman that doesn’t involve death/permanent disfigurement?

For me it’s the inability to have children

Random house? It could be anyone tho

who cares

Giving birth to you

who gives a shit? Fuck off

...

Being a woman

*becomes 2019 - 2020 champs*

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will be announcing my decision in the next few hours .

Thanks Kawhi. Any words for Yea Forumsuh?

*

Wait, what???? WHO ARE YOU??

>the inability to have children
>when women take birth control pills like mints and dogs are being shilled as a better alternative

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This depression get the best of me...

Past: Steve Nash

Present:

And who are you?

Star players who took the longest to sign:

Durant to Warriors: July 4th
Hayward to Celtics: July 4th
LeBron to Heat: July 8th

Hell, Kawhi may even go longer than LeBron. What a piece of shit.

you dont need kids stupid goy

They can still have a kid whenever they want though. Imagine being an infertile women who will NEVER EVER have a child not because of choice, but because there’s something wrong with them.

Koyle Lowery

Fuck it, sure.

>Kawhi? hes a laker bro. dont give it another thought

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Is there any franchise more cucked than the Clippers?

>1980-2002: complete and utter joke to the league and worldwide
>2002-2010: Elton Brand years. Never made it to the WCF and had a bunch of drug addicts on the team
>2010-2016: Flop city. Clippers became the most hated team during this era
>2016-2018: MUH SHAMET AND MUH SGA
>2019: Get cucked by either the Raptors or Lakers and sign ZERO star free agents to a team with zero stars

Goddamn, just move this team to Seattle already, Ballmer.

They had that guy who could dunk really good

He legit looks like a penis. Cut a slit down his head Herr Starr style and the look would be complete

Clippers are literally the only team in the league to never make it to a conference finals game. They are a joke and should be contracted.

DALLASS IS SIGNING DELON WRIGHT HOLY SHIT CUBAN IS DA REALEST NIGGA IN THE LEAGUE

Pelicans and hornets haven't as well

Clipshits are the Titans of the NBA. Just boring npc fodder.

FUUUUUUUUUUCK, I WANTED HIM ON THE CLIPPERS. SHIIIIIT

theyve seen his melanin content yes?

Those teams have been around less than 30 years. It's not fair to judge them so harshly.

Wait, we like Delon Wright now?

Sources say he now goes by Dylan White

Delon is cool with me :)

Delon Wright plays exactly like Dwayne Wade, who was a mentor to him growing up

Mark my words he’s finna be a household name this season

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>rest of the nba
hol' up, white bois

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>MUH SHAMET AND MUH SGA
seething at one of the best young duos in the league

Non raptors teams severely lack talent so when we give up a nobody he is still considered a starter for many teams

depends on the woman

>shamet
>22 years old
>young

user, I....

For me, it's Fukumaaya

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I hope this gwailo is back to his old self finally

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my cat vomited on the carpet again

>Laundry and the less talented young Canadian are iconic players in Clopperland

1- Lebron
2- Kawhi
3- Steph
4- Harden
5- Giannis
6- Davis
7- Embiid
8- Jokic
9- PG13
10- Klay
11- Jimmy
12- Kyrie
13- Jrue
14- Dame
15- Westbrick
16- Draymond
17- Oladipo
18- Beal
19- Aldridge
20- Gobert
21- Kemba
22- Blake
23- CJ
24- Siakam
25- Love

9999999- Defrozen

:(

clean it up!

how big of a diva is kawhi

this big l-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------l

>jrue above dame
Based

kek

Klay is way too high, Oladipo over Beal is hilarious, Aldridge too high

>Hayward
>Star player

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Status of Bol Bol and John Wall?

lebron is not better than kawhi LOL

They shook...cuz there ain’t no such thing as halfway crooks....

I'm okay with Kawhi extending his decision because the last thing I want his NBA owners to get buttraged and ask Jewish stick man to nix the Anthony Davis trade which goes through officially on July 6th.

Where kawhi at though?

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That's it... I'm going back to r/nba where they respect me.

>rating dame above jrue after jrue and rondo spitroasted him in 4
not that much of a brainlet, beating westard isn't an accomplishment.

klay is underrated as fuck. oladipo and beal are about the same, oladipo is a better defender so I gave him the edge.

t. brainlet

cannot fucking wait until Drake recruits Kawhi into the OVO sweatshop!

le 3-6 man is unhealthy and shook. fuck that faggot

i hate how you fags glorify this pedo fuck

>That's it... I'm going back to r/nba where they respect me.

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Kawhi Leonard is hobbled and injured do you really want him back?

for

Why is LeBron+Kyrie better than LeBron+Kawhi?

Hobbled and injured Kawhi is still a top 3 player... damn, just imagine when he gets back to full strength.

you saw that broussard tweet though? Clippers out. It's only you and us Toronto, you and us...

>one injury ever
>unhealthy
>kawhi misses 40 games to rest and 70 games the year before
>healthy
kek

he's a pedo?

It's not. LeBron's offense and Kawhi's defense will create the most lethal duo in NBA history. Then you have the unicorn Davis...

just ate a Publix sub AMA

Miami status?

idk I live St Pete

Which one

kawhi is an alpha and only plays when he wants to play

legimp pulls his old man hamstring and sucks for the rest of his career. fuck him

Italian sub with ham, salami, capicola

Toppings: lettuce, onions, banana peppers, spicy mustard, mayo, horseradish

test

based

Does that make you an Orlando fan?

MPJ is a bust.

ranking of best foods to order

1. pizza
2. burgah
3. yakisoba
4. sushi
5. mediterranean

gap

999. thailand
99999. mexican

I'm a Raptors fan

>I'm a Raptors fan

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Chicken tendie pubsub should be 1

yo mcdonalds is trash af why didn't you niggas tell me, that shit is fucking trash, those fries have the texture of a fucking paper

You mean

youtube.com/watch?v=rrby-9U2TYE

past: barkley
now: patrick beverly

Cringe

My Rapties championship merch STILL hasn't shipped what the heck man

>yo mcdonalds is trash af why didn't you niggas tell me, that shit is fucking trash, those fries have the texture of a fucking paper

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based larry

>yo mcdonalds is trash af why didn't you niggas tell me, that shit is fucking trash, those fries have the texture of a fucking paper

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Cope, he’s staying
> Kawhi Leonard (2019) - “I wasn’t [a Lakers fan]... I loved Allen Iverson, I was an 76ers fan, so I hated the Lakers.

*

lmao, who cares am i right? as long as it isnt the cloppers.

Why would someone willingly live in a place that has earthquakes. Kawhi staying in Canada

because everything else is nicer bruh

When the fuck is Anthony Bennett returning to the NBA?

He can have a Julius Randle tier game

youtu.be/ojm9F57YMvk

What did you order? You can never go wrong with the McChicken, AKA the best fast food sandwich.

> California
> Good
Hahahhahahahaaaaa

Have you guys ever held your shit in for an hour but got too greedy and it started to turtle neck so you walk gingerly to the bathroom and take a messy shit? The shit's so messy that you have to take a shower afterwards to get a proper cleaning? This happened to me just now AMA

Just got some JBL headphones, really nice cushions, pretty okay quality, no hissy bass, not high, pretty balanced without being flat. perfect for Jazz and R&B.

Thanks Kenny!

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>tomorrow's the nig...

oh

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*Is the most based and redpilled sports personality on television*

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i can't stop sniffing myself i smell delicious

LA is literally Sodom

God is judging it. Brazil is next, especially Rio.

a burger with fries as bonus nigga, i swear to god those fries were in the refrigerator for the whole week, those were the most flaccid tasteless piece of fries i've ate in my whole life, and the burger was nothing specia too and i hate mustard, i feel like i could make a burger of the same quality in my own house

No, I've never shit myself in my adult life. See a doctor immediately.

his opinions are all biased, he said Kristaps Porzingis is a diva.

he is

Trips of truth

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kyrie and LeBron have good game chemistry and perfectly compliment each other

but it's cheap tho

im so proud of my brazilian bro for eating mcdonalds for the first time. we 1st world

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larry if that was first world then i'll be damned

do 5 guys or chik fil a instead

based. lets link up and grab some publix subs next time im down

Um, so if Kawhi does sign how do the Lakers NOT win the championship? Even in LeBron goes down they still have a great chance to win.

who is /nba/'s WNBA team?

Enough, if identical digits, kawhi announces he's coming to LA tonight. END IT KAWHI.

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Only former Celties are able to be free of Media storyline bias.

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>filtered flag

I just can't take this country anymore.

the clippers

Kawhi isn’t fucking signing with the Lakers

I can't fucking install Magic the Gathering Arena on my PC. Fuck me.

for real now though next time eat the mcpicanha. its expensive but that shit godly

I can tell you've never actually been to LA.

Fuck you nerd

we are a nation. not a country. you illiterate troglodyte

if repeating integers and he goes to my pellies

just download yu-gi-oh for ps1 instead

yeah for the right price i'll do it

man of culture

I actually have yu-gi-oh forbidden memories. Good game.

i got banned from Yea Forums, Yea Forums, Yea Forums and /fit/, i have nowhere to shitpost now

mediterranien food is nasty. they unironically eat and drink goat blood. honestly italian is the only non-american food that's good

Pardon me

go on /fa/ and make sexual references to every woman

What do you know about the nba?

>Michael Porter Jr is hurt AGAIN

He is going to be our generation's Greg Oden, isn't he?

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Lakers need Kawhi to make a decision before July 7th or they lose 5 million in cap. If Kawhi waits until the 7th conspiracy theorists will be going crazy.

youtube.com/watch?v=2cdEG_Zg5uM

Yea Forums has been terrible lately anyway. shitposting on /pol/ is the thinking mans choice

We'll never be the same

or they could just ask the pelicans and hawks to push the trade back a few days?

i watch it

i don't browse /pol/, maybe i'll think about shitposting there later

Play old school Runescape like a real Chad

Keep your /nba/ autism away from my effay. You guys are like my family I tell no one about because you shame me

that's not skip

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It might cost them more picks.

/fa/ is too slow, i make on topic posts there now and then

probably just a grade 1 knee sprain he'll be fine

>implying Oden didn't get minor injuries along the way because his legs were exploded overall and couldn't support his weight.

>Michael porter jr is still in the league

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Then shitpost here? Were you posting how Emilia Clarke is the queen or something?

later nerds. im gonna watch stranger things with my boo

guys they're popping fireworks in my neighborhood and upsetting my dog

other than cuddling him what do

have sex

you hear that? it's the sound of fireworks and people having fun together while i'm inside shitposting

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Who is this sweet looking girl?

>stranger things

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dont worry about it

i do shitpost here but not so much since i don't want to get banned, Yea Forums is the board i browse the most

>there are americans itt
o i am laffin

Larry?

Would you, /nba/?

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Thought an american dog would be quite used to those sounds, walk him more fatass.

Duelists of the roses was better

How can I get a white, Brazilian gf?

he just said he's gonna watch stranger things with his boo

They're both so cringe

no, she's not as fat as the SJW but look at that arm.

I am convinced that Skip browses Yea Forums and repeats what he sees here on TV

No. I hate fat girls.

What are you lads up to on this fine 4th of July

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Denzel Curry > Steph Curry

The Suns had four top-8 picks from 2013-17 and all of them are gone: Len (5), Bender (4), Chriss (8) and Josh Jackson (4).

And what did they get back? ZERO all-stars

aint no summer league squads stopping the rapties
youtube.com/watch?v=hWSZSEVBX0c

No fireworks so far and it's 10:30, what a pleasant surprise.

waiting until college starts again
thinking about how many friends i should have made over the years

I’m walking outside to get exercise.

What are you most thankful for about America?

Pardon me

i'm thankful i don't live in brazil

>Kawhi Update: Raptors had strong meeting yesterday. Drake heavily involved. Talked of having Kawhi involved w/his OVO record label. Kawhi in deep soul searching. Wants Lakers but wants to make sure Big 3 will fit/work. Clippers out. It’s btwn Lakers & Raptors. Very close.
lmao who tf is chris brousard even

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Thankful for the remaking beautiful white women I guess. I need to get a a white gf....

>there are virgins in this thread
It's already over for you. You're never going to find a pure girl at your age.

Goddamn guys the other day I told you guys I been taking Benadryl daily for about a year now and I’m 2dayd removed and I think I’m going through pill withdrawal

white women getting mercilessly blacked

Roastie, I....

What if I only had sex with 9 women in my life? What then?

why do you niggas obsess so much with "pure girls", that shit is cringe, you don't live inside an anime

Why would a roastie ever use the word pure? Sexual liberation was a mistake. A woman's first should always be her last

If you aren't her first you don't matter. She never forgets her first.

>A woman's first should always be her last

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>sex with women
im afraid its already too late for you

>Yeah! He's got plenty of "Those" skills!

What did they mean by this?

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Because of what you said. Only a roastie would a say such a thing and depress men like me even more.

>sex
Pardon me

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Isn’t he gay?

With the way things are trending, migration to suburbs should be on the rise. Suburbs = tight-knit community = you WILL know if she isn't a virgin = no hymen, no diamond

BIG

bruh fuck it, you just need a pussy to fuck

>no hymen, no diamond

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And it's true. You need to groom a girl early, I met the love of my life in middle school and groomed her to become what I wanted. You're just looking for sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths, thousandths. They're already groomed by other men to be the slut they want them to be

Woman learn to keep your legs shut

>no hymen, no diamond

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There is no solution to my problem. Fuck I don’t know what to do? I have a job and I don’t think I can ever go back to school.

this general haa the highest concentration of cucks in all of Yea Forums and thats saying something because Yea Forums is almost as cucked as /pol/.

>thirds, fourths, thousandths.

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>no hymen, no diamond

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I have no idea, I guess it's still doable but the best thing I've ever done was influence the way she grew up

The Grizzlies are so fucking stacked, gonna be a fun team to watch for years

Did you fall for the JJJ meme

pay some crackhead

get a young gamer girl off discord or r9k

Uh no thanks?
Where should I start?

>this general haa the highest concentration of cucks

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Imagine growing up with her.
>no, you don't need to become a stupid reporter! i'll take care of you! You find happiness and you save the world from her awful reporting voice

JJJ is not a meme
Ja Morant is legit
Delon Wright is great
JV is a beast
Yuta Watanabe is the rich man's Rui Hachimura

Kawhi! Kawhi! Tell me that you’ll be a laker!

I think I hate Kawhi but I love him at the same time. God, I think I need help.

Young people don't have enough to get a house so they just rent.

imagine a Grizzlies dynasty with Yuta Watanabe as one of the best players, would be kino

If Delon Wright and Valancuntass are so great why did you trade them

Pardon me

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Just give him to the Lakers, so you can hate him.

Katie Nolan > Joy Taylor, Molly, Doris, Kristen Ledlow

To win a chip, JV was injured

how many times do you think Drake banged her?

Didn't he play like 3 days later

Who is the Megan Rapinoe of the NBA?

Pardon me

Literally who? The most literal who NBA player I can think of is Jevon Carter

Yeah and he destroyed

Oh, that bitch. She's like Jimmy Butler but she's female so we don't tolerate her bullshit

What do we think the Knicks should do, man? I thought we were gonna get Zion and maybe Butler and Kawhi or any of the other max players available. And next year's free agents class looks weak.

How come Dolan wont sell this team and remove his rot from this once great franchise?

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Hardees and dq have better fries

#uever

new thread

it's nice that he didn't deleted these tweets

her voice is nice and she's way better than david aldridge's dumb ass

I went to a state Park then got back to town to watch the fireworks

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no i hate girls

>Davis above both Embiid and Jokic
yikes