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They could have atleast signed the superior 300 million dollar player Machado but PhillyFags are racist sacks of shit so they just had to have that drama queen Bruce Larper.

People were enjoying themselves can't have that

>offtopic thead got deleted for being offtopic
go figure...

Yea Forums is really only enjoyable as a whole if you like divegrass. americans can only themselves for the state of board. blaming the mods is cope.

No one else wanted to give him $300M, not even the two richest teams in the sport after he played for one of them and the other had the worst fielding 3B in the majors.

R E S D

Dads!

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I'm sure if Seager was never in the picture the Doyers would have signed him, though Seager being injury prone makes them look dumb. I would have replaced Turner with Machado tho anyway.

OHHHHHHHH AMEEEERICAAAAAAA

OUR TRUE HOME OF THE BRAVE

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>t. bootlicker

They could have just played Seager at 2B.
>I would have replaced Turner with Machado tho anyway.
For $300M, I wouldn't have.

>Pirates start a bench-clearing against the Reds, Braves, and now Cubs

How long are they going to continue this crap before a pitcher tries to murder Bell like that Arizona pitcher did to McCutchen?

>cubs fan here!!
Well hello there.

>americans can only themselves for the state of board.
?

>was in the Alexis Texas thread af it was by far the most entertaining thread on the entire website.
Who or what is Alexis Texas and what does she/it have to do with Yea Forums?

>Braves are using their ugly ass lower case a hats
Gross.

>barves

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Is Yea Forums pronounced “spuh” or “spee”?

>
>waaahhhh! Offtopic posting is ruining my Yea Forums experience!
shut the fuck up dumbass. If every board followed your logic, this would be the most bland and basic site on the Internet. Back to the sewer you crawled out of you braindead cuck. >>>/r.eddit/

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>barves

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spuh

Ess pee

Astros desu

For allowing the euros to take over and cucking themselves into generals.

Spee

>atlanta
>hick girl changing mutt baby's diaper in the stands
>no black father to be seen

>Ess pee
Are you a doyers fan?

>lillies

>fillies
OH NO NO NO

I really hope Realmuto doesn't extend in Philly. For some reason I feel like he won't though.

they have him for this year, 2020, and then a qualifying offer for 2021 before the current CBA expires. there's really no rush to extend him, but he's been a good player.

He probably wants to play somewhere good, turns on the illies weren't that big an upgrade from the Marlins. I feel like a lot of players want out from that team, the coaching staff is horrendous

nigga after being on the Marlins for his entire career I'm sure he's happy being on a wildcard contention team

This motherfucker is now batting .311 with .932 OPS.

They should just forget about him pitching and have him focus on batting. Maybe even have him learn a position like RF. If he could learn to take walks like Mike Trout he would be GOAT.

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she is my favorite porn star. she has everything to do with Yea Forums

reds are gonna win the NLC and theres nothing you can do about it

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Big, if true.

We can stop pretending the Phillies are good now, right?

Phillies getting straight assraped right now.

Enjoy second place Nationals

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For what it's worth he stopped playing the field in Japan for like his two seasons, so the Angels are using him exactly the same way. I'm sure that was a large part of why he signed there. He's going to pitch. Anaheim needs him in the rotation.

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can the mets at least embarrass them tomorrow?

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It was inevitable. Coming for 1st next.

Padres @ Dodgers

I got a good feeling about the post-All Star break.

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>tloses

>Anaheim
You just made Arte Moreno angry

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I need some baseball webms

They are sniffing around Long Beach. Don't know how that will work, all their fans are in Orange county.

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they need a new coaching staff and some new starting pitchers and they'll be pretty dang good.

his buddy cracking up always gets me

english premier league is on nbcsn and it's affiliates. it's based as fuck desu and longer than any american sport. pick a top 6 side and enjoy the ride. (watch the champions league and FA cup, carabao cup cup tourneys as well)

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happy fucken fourth

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soccer sucks and Yea Forums is gay for allowing that shit sport to spread everywhere. the only good meme that did come from that is el var sinson

Atlanta fan throws a HR ball back. But he throws it like a girl.

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satanic trips for the win

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> calling teams "sides"
> acknowledging that the carabao cup exists
> picking a big six team

get your dogshit outta this thread, not even worth a (You)

>she is my favorite porn star. she has everything to do with Yea Forums
Is she Recker like?

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god's revenge for promoting tebow

>mests

Tebow is awful and not just at sports.

>god's revenge for promoting tebow
>Tebow is awful and not just at sports.
Teboq

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No one is here talking baseball. All the losers must be out celebrating with their friends and families.

my cardinals are taking the division

what kinda baseball you wanna talk

thinking about becoming a radio-headset-scorebook bleachers guy

Tell me your thoughts on the future of the DH spot, friend.

uh oh retard alert

Hang on, booting up the baseball conversation generator.

Mariano Rivera says in his book that he used to talk to God on the mound and pray before pitching. He said that it wasn't him pitching but the Holy Spirit guiding him through his pitching routine.

Do you think a lot of modern players utilize God to help them play? I think it s a legit tool for nerves.

I kind of want to do that but then I wouldn't be able to shitpost on Yea Forums during games

The DH policy has grown like a moldy potato in the eyes of fans and players alike, and the idea that teams should have to use it until someone is ready to hit is the latest victim of this cycle.

A year ago, in response to the All-Star Break, MLB released a proposal that required teams to use DHs for one year after their signing period had ended. Because, well, because players who spend three seasons on the disabled list before they break through the DL must start the next season playing baseball again. If that rule were allowed to stand, every team would have to play someone else's first baseman until he or she hit the disabled list again.

i think it's gonna be one of the things the mlbpa demands in the next set of talks. bonus prediction: they'll probably demand a 26th roster spot for it, too

I really don't think it s a gimmick, but it works I hope that players will see if these things help them as a pitcher too.

My advice is try it and see if it helps you as a pitcher too. If it helps you with anything else consider doing the same thing with other areas of your life.

My god is real, my soul is real, my heart is real, my mind is real, my body is real, my consciousness is real, my dreams are real, my dreams for the future are real, and so are my nightmares!

My prayers are a blessing, they remind me to worship as an adult, as my Savior , and as an individual in the midst of this hell. I am just as I was before: blessed, touched by god at every turn, and it makes my work so much easier and more enjoyable. These prayers don't make anyone's baseball life easier or enjoyable, you are still a fighter as Jesus Christ, however for the most part the life and sacrifice you create for others will keep your love shining on the world.
I can't thank you enough and I promise to continue to pray on and off.

is this some weird bot

On the issue about who's entitled to take part in the meetings, Curtis McComb thinks that "they'll come to a mutual decision about the assignment." For reference, we have been told that the last time any team claimed that it was entitled to a DH spot, the team that received it did not have enough players as a percentage of its roster to fill in that number. This time around, the club that got a DH spot did not have enough players as percentage of its roster to fill out its DH spot, leading to a player swap. That player is going to come out of the DH pool in an interesting spot. The Orioles had previously claimed that they were still waiting on compensation from David Ross and Dustin Pedroia before they assigned him to Triple-A Norfolk. But this could lead to the Orioles getting a little too excited about the idea, which will likely lead to a player swap. (There has been no mention of that happening.)

What's more, there is an odd bit of math going on here. In 2014, when an actual DH had less than a player average hitting percentage and less than 20 HR and RBI, he had been assigned to Double-A. In 2015, when an actual DH had less than a player average hitting percentage and less than 17 HR and RBI, he had been assigned to Triple-A. But the numbers don't exactly match up, so we'll continue our analysis in another post.

Theoretically, when a DH played fewer than 200 games a year, he would have gotten promoted. The data suggests not only that he didn't get promoted, but he probably would have fallen into some sort of platoon situation as a result, which can increase the chance of injury if you're trying to limit your injury risk. What this means is that when DHs went to the majors, it could mean their platoon rates dropped. But in reality, even if a DH had had a platoon rate of 0%, he definitely would have gotten promoted before he got in the big leagues.

>absolute township of faggotdelphia

This isn't an argument against the DH. If we take a look at the data below and consider the data against a player's projected career numbers, it's very surprising that a DH made it through 4 seasons and 20 games. He's probably not the only guy who came to DH more in 2014 than any other season of his career. The Dodgers did the same thing (or in the case of Ryan Zimmerman, Matt Kemp) and went from the fourth best run differential in the league to the third worst, meaning that there was a drop, and a decline, in run production in 2014. A player who's hit nearly 40% of his homers after 2011 but has taken the ball just 3.1% worse in 2013 and 2014 than in 2011 has been going to the plate more than 5% worse than in 2013. What's not to like?

Another example: Ryan Braun. This year, he's actually playing at an elite level and that makes him a very underrated player. What's not to like here? He had an awesome first 50 games this year and then had a down year, then had a down year, then had a down year, then had a big down year.

In fact, if you look at the entire career of a player at DH, how are players with similar talent, age, skills, and injury history going to perform in the next 50 games? Here are the top 200 DH players, in both years:

1. Mark Canha, 1998-2003 (18-65 games)

2. Ryan Braun, 1998-2003 (22-65 games)

3. David Wright, 2000-2005 (19-80 games)

5. Mike Trout, 2006-2010 (22-80 games)

7. Adrian Beltre, 2008-2010 (19-80 games)

8. David Ortiz, 2001-2008 (20-80 games)

3.

4. Adam Wainwright, 2003-2008 (20-70 games)

5. Jose Reyes, 1996-2003 (19-80 games)

6. Mark Teixeira, 2004-2010 (21-80 games)

7. David Hernandez, 2008-2011 (21-80 games)

8. Mike Trout, 2013-2016 (26-80 games)

9. Alex Rodriguez, 2011-2013 (18-70 games)

10. Mark McGwire, 2004-2006 (22-60 games)

11. Ryan Howard, 2006-2010 (18-70 games)

12.

13. Albert Pujols, 2005-2010 (16-67 games)

thanks for ruining the holiday phillies

oy vey: the post

This is an LGBT-friendly board, please refrain from using such vulgar language.

stats and history aside, i have a feeling the pa is gonna press really hard given the revenue/salary spread

how about that netting?

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Only argument against nets is “muh foul ball souvenir”.

Anyone who has been to a game knows you can’t be paying attention 100% of the time, maybe you’re passing a beer down your row from the concessions guy to someone who just bought it, maybe you’re talking to your friend, maybe you’re looking at the RF and not the batter, maybe you’re looking at the scoreboard. Shit happens. A 100mph foul ball isn’t avoidable 100% of the time and not because “zoomers are on their phones”

Fuxk this fucking team

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wow, that almost sounds too good to be true...

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SWEEP THE DAMN CUBS PITTSBURGH

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You can catch foul balls. You will try, you will know your stuff.

But, again, that doesn't say anything about how far away you need to be in order to be out of position, or whether you need to be physically present to catch the ball. If you're lucky, you'll take the foul and it's just a two-strike hit. If not, it's hard to avoid taking a few more fouls, or worse, a series of them, with a poor swing to finish the cycle.

If you play, you know what happens in this.

Here, if you're a right-handed pitcher, you've already missed a pitch in the dirt and had to swing at another one, making your timing of your throw, or your location or your motion, slightly worse; if you're a left-handed pitcher, you're trying to swing from your arm, with your left arm. The hitter is thinking, "That's right. I've got to put something on this guy's shoulder before I swing." If you've got a guy with a tremendous first step, he'll always be right there, and if he's not, or if he swings at you from the side, he's probably going to see it on his plate. So the biggest risk is you're going to hit it off the bat. If you hit it off the bat you're probably not going to hit it hard; if you have to throw to get it off it, you're probably going to throw out on your day. That's why you don't want to play a left-handed pitcher. As for hitting the ball off the ball, you have an advantage over right-handed pitchers.

You have your feet in front of the plate, so your head is in front of him, and when you throw in that direction, you throw harder, so if you're going to use your left hand to throw the ball, it's going to have to be your right hand because your left hand is the only place that you have a grip. It is a very complex play because you can be on top of him, you can be on the ground, you may be on your right side or your left side, but that's not how you want to throw because it hurts, because when you're not on top anymore, you hit really hard when your elbow is going to go.

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nice meme bro, keep it up

This division exudes mediocrity.

>those standings
>those run differentials
shit divisions can be fun

KEK PHILTHIES

Okay I have a question. Say there are 2 outs, 1 on first and the count is 1-1. If the batter swings and misses and the catcher throws to second to catch the runner stealing getting him out, does the batter continue in the next inning? Since the count was 1-2 he isn't technically out yet.

Yes, he starts the next inning at bat, no balls no strikes.

I personally would mind pole to pole netting
Seen balls ricochet of 7th~8th row seats and land back on the field.
you can't tell me those laser fouls wouldn't hurt.

Rags win on Freedom day!

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wouldn't mind*

.

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Bros there laughing at us

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b-b-b-bbbrrroosss what are we going to do?

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It's happening again bros

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nothing.

It's over bros! It's fucking over! Bellinger first Dodgers player in history to have 30 HR's before the break. Dodgers first team to 30 wins. We fucking lost bros!

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WE CAN'T STOP THE DODGERS BROS

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Astros desu we're watching you dodgers

>30 wins

>30 wins
retard alert

>tfw no nippon ameriboo mommy to watch fireworks with
why do i continue to live

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>his team doesn't have 60 wins
Pathetic

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fuck off wojak nigger the doyers are regular season darlings

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Bought a drone yesterday because bauer and ended up flying it too high and it landed on a neighbor's roof. I was happy for the 5 minutes of flying it

sounds cool, what's happiness like?

You only get the highs and then when it's over it all comes crashing down onto a rooftop...

That Brewers pitching staff is shit tier. Yea they can hit but my God they can't seriously win with that bullpen.

Oddly enough I actually really like the Reds due to their pitching, and that their weakness has been offense which should normalize as the year goes on. Cubs are the best team on paper so you know they'll be there, and obv St. Louis can easily take it. But honestly any one of these 4 teams can win the division. Gonna be a fun 2nd half for NL Central shitposting.

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Fine dine this asshole

Cool synoosis... Now gimme kissie

Why are the dodgers allowed to have 60 wins when the Yankees have played four less games and have four less wins but the same number of losses. It doesn’t seem fair because maybe if the Yankees played 89 games then they would be tied but the Yankees only played 85 games so far

Hmmmm

Because the Dodgers play in the best coast and don't get games cancelled because of shitty weather.

talk about douch nozzle

Dutch nozzle

says that while burning in a wild fire

Based

God I can't wait for my based Yankees to fucking sodomize the doyers in the world series

um...lol...er.... I-i.ah...geez...how do i ... oh gosh...uh....e-e-erm...t-the...the...d-dont be...mad... umm... the SODGERS!!

Taking some tips from based Boystown

Is this your way of coming out of the closet?

Oh fuck off

got a fresh batch of efficiencies here. top 3 by composite are d*dgers, yanks, twins

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Nastiest stuff in baseball right now? Obviously the nastiest changeup.

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eat shit and die fucker

oh this fucking scumbag

Which based player has the hardest stuff? My boy Rossy throws a 70 MPH curve that's all stuff

shut the fuck up nigger

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and a pipin hot top ten producers. freddie freeman continues to ascend

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overall stuff, no, but you're right about that gorgeous change

Based yanks. Too chad for pitching.

holy shit it's open season in Yea Forums. mods are dead

yeah i was there earlier discussing my favorite show (stranger things). it's a shitshow.

Castillo has 7 games this year where's struckout at least 6 batters with his changeup. The rest of the MLB combined has 8 games.

That change is fucking ridiculous.

>posting on other boards besides Yea Forums
i seriously hope you don't do this

Steve is based as usual, the rest can eat shit. S3 sucked.

Nobody really even gets close to hitting it. Whenever anyone gets to Castillo it's on a fastball.

youtube.com/watch?v=ygtqU_TqRpw

>posting in Yea Forums
why would you ever do that?

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cringe CUUHHHRINGE

I liked it a lot, but it's good to see someone parroting Yea Forums's opinion so I too can know what to think

absolutely wrecking DS9fags mostly
it's astounding how butthurt they get when you call them stationfags or mallfags

i didn't watch it yet but s3 seams universally loved. try not being a faggot patrician for once in your life

>going on Yea Forums
>ever

seems*

>watching tv that's not baseball
>ever

What did you like about it, really? The teenage drama? The characters being split into groups of 2 for most of the season? The cringey Ruskie storyline? I mean those Soviet outfits, accents and the idea that they built a literal underground facility in America, during the cold war, without anyone noticing...were ALL more unbelievable than the flay, upsidedown world monster storyline.

>plebes loving plebe shit

Thanks for the update, bud.

I liked that it was an 8 hour long action movie

it's okay to watch something without being hypercritical over every single scene. Have sex one time

The entire premise of season 3 is built around the Soviets infiltrating Hawkins, Indiana, during the Cold War, and building a high tech electrical drill in an underground facility that would have cost millions, even in the 80s. With the sole purpose of opening up a rift to another dimension.

You can ignore all of the supernatural shit in the show and that Russia storyline is shit tier. They're playing to modern politics and Russia hate. It's low hanging fruit that plebes like yourself eat up.

Here's my meticulously formatted essay on why Spaceman Shoot-Bang didn't meet my rigorous standards:

Chapter one, paragraph one.

As follows.

The spaceman was entirely unrealistic. Could this man even survive in space?

I submit that it could not.

and that's what Yea Forums told you to think. cool.

As I watched Absurd Comic Villain fire 500 rounds from his Avtomat Kalashnikov, I couldn't help but notice that his outfit or "costume" for the plebes, was entirely period inaccurate.

Soviets did NOT use brass buttons during that period. Immersion: ruined. Try again next time, so called "film" makers.

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Why an NL team didnt relentlessly pursue him boggles my mind

A real Soviet officer could not conceal their faces, and was often seen in the street. And of course, for years they had a huge following among Russians, even in the North American continent.

So, when the Russian film-makers started getting to work, their attempt to portray Stalin and the "Great Patriotic War" through his "face", turned out to be nothing more than some kind of amateur piece of historical fiction. I'm sure you can see what some of the film-makers and film-makers were getting with their propaganda efforts.

So, what kind of nonsense did the film-makers of that era do that got them caught up and turned into the villains we know and love these days? They didn't simply write the film-makers' lines in the newspaper and put them in front of the camera – they also tried to turn the words into their own kind of words, and put them together. For example, there's the line that says: "When you're done taking care of yourself - you'd've been a proud father," when a man is doing some pretty demanding and productive work. That sort of line is what makes a movie about a father who tries to be a dad. So it would be silly for the producers of that film not to come up with something to use in there as a metaphor.

But again, what kind of cinema can you get nowadays – where, at a glance, some kid looking for a nice, relaxing weekend at the beach somewhere in Japan or India or the Netherlands or the Isle of Wight says to himself "Wow, that's awesome". And then the next morning his phone starts ringing.

Since we are about to hit the break who is the most anonymous team so far this year? I had this thought when i was looking through the standings and was reminded the Diamondbacks were playing this season.

I was surprised to learn the Braves were still in Atlanta.

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What went so right?

*chokes and dies on their piss in the 2nd half*

honestly had no idea >rags were above .500, good for them

tigers
a's

He did not play the field in Japan. The Angels could use him exactly the same way he was used in Japan. He was never going to sign with an NL team.

Is he worth more pitching and hitting in the top of the order every 5 days, or just DH everyday?

Kansas City

uh oh!

He's not pitching because he got hurt, not because they just stopped pitching him. He will go back to pitching once a week and DHing in between, like he did in Japan -- which is the whole reason he signed with the Angels in the first place. Once you understand that, you'll see there was never any mystery in where he was going to sign.

You wouldn't want him hitting on days that he pitched - otherwise you'd have to have pinch-hitters once he was done pitching for the night (unless you expect him to go 9 innings every fifth day while recovering from TJ)

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seep

Sip

slash ess pee slash

Pee ass

spoo

where is sheriff bailey to put a stop to this madness when you need him?

>Doyers win

ARIBA!!

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D O Y E R S
O
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Pitch, off day, DH, off day, DH, off day, pitch. Could even throw in a late pinch hit on those off days if need be.

IT'S COMING HOME
BASEBALL'S COMING HOME

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We've got the barves right where we want them, lads

It's going to be a cum from behind division win

They don’t even lead the league in HBPs. It’s a non issue and part of the game that old retards like Maddon cry about for no reason. The only pitch that ever had any intent was Archer and Dietrich

#America's team

Nth for Based Braves

Has there ever been a more kino division race

>phillies

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>Tampa Gay

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Why is the NL Central such fucking garbage this year? Every single team is hovering around .500

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>most bases
>least R+RBI
What did he mean by this?

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That’s competitive at least. That division is so wide open that the reds could fuckin win it all

This is the difference between Cincinnati and St. Louis.

Cincinnati considers being 3 games under .500 a victory. St. Louis considers being 1 game over .500 a defeat.

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>the gapeway arse

Rox

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The reds are pretty good this season ngl

Dead general I blame dodger and cub faggots

get this wanker to fangraphs

dogpile this asshole

Everyone got hammered last night retard.

His team is shit.

>have the least games played in the majors
>another off day today
I just want to watch baseball

You are canceled.

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Wow. You right. There are 4 teams off today. What new faggotry is this?

Who the FUCK in the diamondbacks organization agreed to trade Dansby Swanson and Ender Inciarte for Shelby Miller.

Probably the same guy who traded away Bauer and Gregorious for prospects

>McCutchen tweeting about furries
What did he mean by this?

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>avila extended for "multiple years"
this is it, this is where i die.

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Reminder that mark grout is hailed as the best player in the MLB but has a post season batting average of .083

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So this is what spending a season in SF does to you.

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which mascot do you think is most disappointing in bed? baxter probably talks a big game but can't last more than a few minutes

>Adam Wainwright, 2003-2008 (20-70 games)

based

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Baxter and Paws are probably the creepiest mascots

stay off your phone during at bats you fucking faggot. literally piece of shit jiggaboo cocsuckers like you are ruining a really fun part of spectating for thousands of people. it is absolutely zoomers and their shitty attention span and weak hands that shatter because they've never worked a day in their life

>t. a person that always shits behind homeplate(i won't go to a game unless i have seats where i can see the pitching) but when i had to settle for last minute tickets when i had an impromptu trip to STL i was in hard-hit foul ball territory and i paid attention because i knew damn well id had to catch ot at least knock that fucker down or it would prolly hit my gf while she was on her phone.

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>Adam Wainwright, 2003-2008 (20-70 games)
Hold up

I hear lifelongs got free beer

feels like this fucker's hiding something

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Yelich is a fag

based BAJP

Sick em AJ

Get em AJ

>it would prolly hit my gf while she was on her phone
This made me laugh. We all know you're a fat virgin.

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Ronal D. Acuña

Who /hungover/?

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does knowing i will be tomorrow count?

I don't see why not

Why is there no Cubs game today? It's a goddamn Friday.

Boystown event would have left the seats empty

Kek

No, different front offices. Bauer/Gregorious was Kevin Towers, Swanson/Inciarte/Miller was Dave Stewart, Tony La Russa, DeJon Watson group.

The latter are the same guys that signed Yasmnay Tomas to a $68M contract to play 3B.

I'm never drinking before a weekday ever again

aj sick'd em... no he dick'd em!!

What's the best game tonight?

Expect us.

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pittsburgh vs milwaukee, 2 teams that own the cubs battling it out in 90 degree heat .

>Friday night
>4 teams off

Bravo Manfred

Mets/Phillies

It's FUCKED. I wish we just had a 3 game set this weekend with the cubs.

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Go astros

Who says no?

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We Wild Card now.

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The Tigers.

Delete your account

*teleports in front of you*

nyy v tb gamethread

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at least we're not the mets, lil buddy

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I want her to sit on my face

If that site is anything close to how actual MLB teams value players, Tucker or Whitley just isn't happening.

lets go dodgers! dun dun dun dun dun

the nationals are shit. shit!

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*shit

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at least we arent the phillies paying 300+ million for overrated shit (baseball edition)

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Harper very quietly has his OPS back up to ~.850.

overrated shit

He's having one of the best years of his career vs. lefties and now his numbers against RHP are starting to normalize [.826 OPS]. His last 12 games he's at .317/.472/.659. Take it further out to 24 games he's .256/.413/.476 with as many walks as strikeouts.

And how many of those last 12 games have the Phillies won?

i'd rather be a mets fan any day than live in the city called philadelphia

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queer

Listening to mest and phillies fans arguing over which franchise is most pathetic, is like trying to decide if it's better to be pissed on or puked on. I settle this right now. You're both equally terrible. Just awful. Embarrassing. Laughable. Feel better?

who cares. you act as if every franchise doesnt have a blemish to them. i can care less that the mets get memed, because I still will be a fan of them

best post in /mlb/ history

>the nationals are shit. shit!
What is Crosby’s body like?

Good for you. The Mets are still a joke though. Not as bad as the Phillies, but whatever.

>i can care less that the mets get memed,
So you do care.

and so are other franchises

Mets Delusion Syndrome is a real thing.

jints

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Hey, get this ding dong post outta here

I think Cuckwi wants to sign with the Lakers,but he is just such a beta pussy boi that he is afraid of getting KD level hate.

Chris Davis is 7 for his last 20 with 2 homers

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Astros desu desu

no lol

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This home run Derby is a joke, should have yordong and vogey desu

Fine, you win!

are we posting pup shots now

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It should have /ourguy/ Joey "the cocksmith" Gallo

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who?

yes

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Also him

I'll play.

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damn thats a cute pup

I mean to say yes to you, sorry

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Woof.

>it's a barves play down to competition episode

The Marlins have been playing over .500 ball for a month now.

It's good to see Giants fans here.

Love you bb

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gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

no u

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>phillies
oh no no no

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Rangers!

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>delayed

>Weather delay

erection

We call that a boystown beer

MEST KEK PHILTHIES!

PHILTHIES KEK MEST!!!

BAVRES!!!

baseball

FISH!!!!!!!11!1

Remember when you guys talked shit about being better than the Marlins then got swept by them? Good times.

The barves are getting no hit by the Marlins as we speak.

KEK FISHIES111

>philthy

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i need some minutes...perhaps prepaid data...i gotta get on the phone with the boss...just gotta buy some time..i gotta figure this out...i need that promIotion...

That's actually good for Philly. Have you seen his stats?

>Osuna hits wife
>he gets traded to Houston
>Herrera hits wife
>expunged from the league
I'm sorry I didn't realize this was the NFL

>Addison Russell hits wife
>slap on the wrist

What else is there to do in Philly than beat your wife

Get robbed or murdered

Damn Granderson is that old?

drugs

You were saying? The Marlins are also barely doing anything against Julio fucking Teheran.

...

Thing is now they cant release him until after this year in order to get some money back from it to get better talent. But honestly they will remain a 3rd/4th place team for another 5 years with shit management like that makes the Hextall/Haxtol Flyers managment/ownership look good.

Getting a hit against the Marlins is like winning the world series for the Braves.

dodgers winning it all desu

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Marlins will have a better future than the Phillies will since they are thinking outside the box and tanking/trading for god tier prospects in development. By 2024 people will say how good the Marlins Stadium is because the team will be a second place team by then.

Machado says otherwise

sports.yahoo.com/manny-machado-tells-dodgers-fan-hell-bet-his-contract-padres-win-it-all-before-dodgers-184405593.html

The Marlins will be playing in Charlotte or Portland by 2024.

>los delirantes

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They will still have a better future than the Phillies anyway regardless of outcome. Speaking of, which sports in Philly will win a championship next in the big four? Honestly I think the Dems will nuke the planet by 2024 when Trump is gone before that happens.

Nah, but if that helps you sleep at night knowing your team made half a billion dollars in moves to end in 4th place.

I wouldn't be surprised if the Marlins finish 4th this year above the Phillies.

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>2024 when Trump is gone

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>>Greinke
>>Shitzatela
Just nuke us, senpai

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He will since cant go for a third re-election, unless he finds a loophole in it like the good business man he is.

>being this much of a brainlet

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>being this s[spoiler]need[/spoiler]ing

fucken, i did the producers wrong. here's the real top ten

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BARFS KEK BARFS

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>Being this much of a liberal brainlet thinking Trump isn't best based president
Fuck off to Reddit Comifornian rat.

>i-i'm not a b-brainlet, y-you a-are!

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>Trump about to bring peace to Korea in just one term
>Obama took two terms to get mentally ill men into women's bathrooms to diddle on little girls.
Yeah I think you are a brainlet libtard alright.

>let's see how many buzzwords and nonsensical lies i can use in one post

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>Let's see how many blue pills I can swallow to to see the suppose buzzwords and turning facts as nonsensical lies in one post.
Seriously, you need to go back

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>posting the same 2 memes and insults over and over

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>politics
go back holy shit talk about baseball

>keeps posting to counter the obvious goblin of a troll, and yet keep falling for that meme in itself.
A joke is you!

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why dont you two fuck off and rub eachother off until someone gets a friction burn you fags

>pretending this isn't a (You) post
lmao

>Pretending both of you are not the samefag just bumping this dead thread or just attention seekers.
Fuck off from Yea Forums you fucking mutt(s)

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ok sorry i'm done

>politics
Yikes
>no Joey Gallie in the line up tonight
Why?

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Chris Davis is 8 for his last 23 with 2 homers

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>it happens again
fuck you diaz

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Are the Astros, dare I say it, been exposed?

Had to be Bruce.

>Implying Neris wont blow the lead in the bottom of the 9th
Will come full circle if that happens to like how the Mets blew the lead last week

lol you can tell the mets fans hate this guy

The Reanimated Corpse of Ryan Zimmerman just got his 1000th career RBI.

if someone blows so many games you wouldnt hate them? if your bullpen blew so many fucking games that you'd probably be above .500 then yes I would be pissed at the bullpen

lmao jur-reese with the cherry on top

at this point I just want a chance at the first pick

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NOPE

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Padres @ Dodgers

The absolute fucking STATE of the Mets

Will pomeranz destroy the methinals tonight or no :(

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Is Edwin Diaz, dare I say it, done?

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The trade is pretty much the worst case scenario at this point.

This post for the most is now irrelevant ... for now

oof, this didn't age well

I hope diaz fucking dies at this point.

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Maybe Diaz is actually good. But only shit when he’s on a team like the Mets

or hes actually shit and got exposed on the M's

looks like >our luck is running out.
was fun while it lasted.

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i just enjoy alonso and degrom at least. everyone else fucking sucks

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Forgot to include McNeil

mcneil too. I fucking hate this bullpen

Sick em AJ

Get'em

Let em have it AJ

Josh Bell is so fucking based

>royals

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Wow he got a hit off a guy that hasn't pitched since 2017. What a champ.

>IT WAS 6-1

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seething

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Dayum Kopech married himself a black queen...good for him.

Josh Bellie make ya seeth?

>pissconshit sewers

Everyone named Guerra in human history is a fucking useless spicnigger and should be sent back to Venezuela.

NLC is a fucking madhouse

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gaysconsin ...... KEK

kek gaysconsin kek

ohhh no

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you're damn right

BREWERS WIN AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAH FAGGOTS YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A CHANCE JUST BECAUSE SOME SPICS TRIED TO RIG THE GAME AHAHAHHAHAAHA!!!!

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Retard alert

the brewers are winning again ;)

pirates commentators are the saltiest fucks

>yes
Basebaww!

>Mets booth letting Wilpon Sucks chant on live tv

twitter.com/JBacch/status/1147330927380578304

*pittsburgh commentators are always salty fucks
ftfy

everyone is rightfully pissed. dont be surprised when this team continues to do fuck all and we all hate that shit. fuck them regardless for being cheap fucks

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GG Astros.

>Are the Astros, dare I say it, been exposed?
Have the Astros, dare I say it, been exposed?
or
Are the Astros, dare I say it, exposed?

>Dayum Kopech married himself a black queen...good for him.
What color is Kopech?

It's only a matter of time before their king returns.

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Compare and contrast Sidney Crosby’s body with Anthony Recker’s body?

Oh thanks for correcting me.

The Brewers have had like seven chances to win this game and have done absolutely everything physically possible to lose.

>It should have /ourguy/ Joey "the cocksmith" Gallo
>>no Joey Gallie in the line up tonight
What race are Gallo and Recker?

SHITSBURG SHITSBURG SHITSBURG SHITSBURG SHITSBURG SHITSBURG SHITSBURG SHITSBURG SHITSBURG SHITSBURG SHITSBURG SHITSBURG SHITSBURG SHITSBURG SHITSBURG SHITSBURG

>nast

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>Merica's team

Jesus Christ guys

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The cardinals?

Nationals had a man on 2nd with no outs and scored zero runs against the Kansas City Royals.

yankees win

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EARTHQUAKE IN CALIFORNIA! GO ANGELS!

>Walgreens

ajajaj kkkk

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aaand it's over

Who is this girl?

thats me

Let’s go on a date.

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tomorrow, the Montreal Expos make their long-awaited return

:3 ok bb

You look hot with your jersey.

>THE YANKEES HAVE THE BEST RECORD IN THE AL?

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twitter.com/Dodgers/status/1147346027898212352
holy shit

Good game, Nats.
Stay mad, masturbators.

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number 3 ned yost

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You know the Nats can lose, fine whatever.
But don't fucking rally then absolutely blow it on extras, just fuck off and lose the game so I don't get my hopes up you dicks.
Anyway gg Royals

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based

fuck dc they are NOT culturally a part of the USA

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Good game, Royals. Stay based.

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thanks. i usually paint a button-down on for work, but i like to keep it a little more casual for ballgames

royals

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shut the fuck up avatarfaggot

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The Central broship is coming apart at the seams!!

this is now a roylels thread

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>now

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fuck off royals also

Cringe, u in pic

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>implying royals have fans

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Now I'm sad.

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me when royasls takeover

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twitter.com/Dodgers/status/1147346027898212352

Doyers and dads playing through an earthquake. Machado must have farted.

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why are mest fans this salty lmao

>royals winning a game over the gants is liking winning a world series for them
sad

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lol mest...M E S T !

>m-m-
>MEST!!!!

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oh right I forget that royal fans are terminal cancers. just like their chiraq and bawston brethren

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five aces lol
more like five asses.... lmao xdd

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MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK MEST KEK

...
MEST@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 (five) aces...

>94003705
Retard alert

>bragging about a championship you only got because houston laid an egg.

er um...uh.uhm...s-sorry... er... how do i ... huh... w-well... h-here I go...mest!

>gets exposed as being a mest fan
>immediately goes on the defensive

mest...
>mest
mest

Don't lay eggs regard you fry em fucking stupid

>"HES A METS FAN GO AFTER HIM!"
>cant defend his actual garbage orginization who has only been to the playoffs twice since the 80's

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>going to the playoffs is like winning the world series for mest fans

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>being this low IQ

how's it feel to NOT be a part of the USA loser?

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>going to the playoffs TWICE in 30+ years is an accomplishment for hill billys

Back me into a corner and you bet you'll see my plan B in action... here I go... get ready asshole... you asked for it.

>mest

I'm not a royals fan lmao. You're organization is still beneath them because they actually did something with their opportunities unlike uh you know.. the mest

KC is full of retarded hillbillys

oh you can die now mest hole

#rise above hate... #stay blessed.

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as a redneck hillbilly lol! uneducated retard

Why are non yankee fans STILL wasting their time and money on their irrelevant teams? We have the 2019 world series in the bag

>we

the east coast is full of low IQ immigrants and even dumber libshits who want to be replaced

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Can't debate it so he talks about grammar

typical flyover

los janquees choke in the playoffs to the angels now. they changed the script for me because you keep saying mike trout is shit

Sorry

ay dawg my bad niga my bad

>hillbillys
>from an area that's almost entirely flat

kys redditor

literally no one can beat the yankees in a series....much less a game

cubyals fan is in the house

>94000000

utterly based

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DID SOMEONE SAY CUBYALS OMG ITS LIKE MY FAVORITE POKEMON GAME BUT YOU HAVE CHARIZARD AND KANTO. DID I MENTION I LOVE BEERCADES YA KNOW?DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

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All my yes.. holy this

OH HAHHAHA ITS A MEST FAN!!

...

DUDE HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE SUCKING ON SALVYS COCK? ITS SO GOOD SINCE IM A CUBYALS FAN

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newww aboard...mest

Blessed Roylies perfecting mindbreak to use on tomboys

>fuck dc they are NOT culturally a part of the USA
In what ways?