/trans/ - low effort edition

Real Madrid wants to sign Pogboom and wants to add bale to make the operation cheaper
Your thoughts?

>Your thoughts?
B O S S

As a huge United fan, I don't care how much Ollie signs Maguire for. It's not my money so why would I care if they spend £100m, £120m on him? I'm just a supporter of the club, I don't care about all that finances shit. He (Slabhead) is a top 10 CB, easy. I just hope he doesn't turn to shit like all the other players signed since Fergeh left e.g. Schweinsteiger, Darmian, Pogba.

So has anyone bought Belle Delphine's bathwater?

Yeah managed to get one with a fart bubble

>he doesn't rate Chris Wilder

I don’t care how much he is as like you said it’s not my money and united have virtually limitless funds. But I’d rather we signed someone who is not shit.

Reminder that Everton WILL win the league

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If >we
make this deal we're retarded

We need to sign Fernandes and if Pogdab wants to fuck off it's better to make a swap deal with juventus, dybala +70-90m

dunno about winning the league but they'll def finish above arsenal

>He (Slabhead) is a top 10 CB, easy.

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Problem is we haven't got rid off the shit. Ollie seems a bit spineless so far desu

But you get rid of Bayol think about it

I can think of 19 PL teams that could finish above Arsenal next season

WILL POGBA PLEASE FUCK OFF ALREADY JUST SOMEONE BUY THE CUNT

Hello friends.

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Aren't Manure going to run out of room on their bench?
They'll end up having to buy someone who actually does summat out on the pitch.

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we just signed tanguy, so no can do

>hating on your best player this hard

>>Ballymena United are through and will now face Malmö FF
>>Europa FC are through and will now face Legia Warsaw
>>Cliftonville smashed Barry Town 4-0 and face FK Haugesund
any chance at all they'll win?

German frens

Extremely unlikely

If we sell him without signing an adequate replacement we lose all our creativity on the midfield. Ideally we keep him for a season. Otherwise a trade deal with Juventus for Dybala + 80/90mil is the next best thing

Whatever >we do, if we go for bayol it's over

Why don’t they just get Alderweireld?

they want a man mountain

not tall enough

>Cardiff Met are out
On a 75th minute away goal. Pretty cruel

U wot m8?

Lads. Do you like Mackerel Pate?

They had two excellent chances saved in the dying minutes too, felt bad for them. Also a bit or a ruckus at the end lot of shoving and I think the Cardiff coach threw a ball at a players face

Good banter

>4 July
>Premier League
Phil Jagielka [Everton - Sheffield United] Free
Ayoze Perez [Newcastle - Leicester] £30m
Rodri [Atletico Madrid - Manchester City] £68.2m

>English Football League
Dan Bowry [Charlton - Cheltenham] Free
Jevani Brown [Cambridge - Colchester] Undisclosed
Paris Cowan-Hall [Wycombe - Colchester] Free
Nathaniel Knight-Percival [Bradford - Carlisle] Free
Tomas Mejias [Omonia Nicosia - Middlesbrough] Free
Joe Murphy [Bury - Shrewsbury] Free
Kgosi Ntlhe [Rochdale - Scunthorpe] Free
Luke O'Neill [Gillingham - AFC Wimbledon] Free

>Scottish Premiership
James Wilson [Manchester United - Aberdeen] Free

>International
Gianluigi Buffon [Paris St-Germain - Juventus] Free
Ander Herrera [Manchester United - Paris St-Germain] Free

>Women's Super League
Lucy Graham [Bristol City - Everton] Undisclosed
Jane Ross [West Ham - Manchester United] Undisclosed

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Rodri is a good signing. Reckon City will sign anyone else?

Who am I then, Dixon of Dock Green?

Evening all.

When will the transfer carousel start? When Neymar moves again?

youtube.com/watch?v=suRDUFpsHus

>rodri
no one even knew who this guy was until city signed him

Yeah they did.

he doesn't have the height

Sounds like a French winger.

The height for what?

That's because you're a plastic.

He was in the la Ligt team of the season mate

to fit United's requirements

the la liga TOTS is shit anyway

Do you watch football?

Maybe Alderweireld doesnt want to join United

whats the latest on manchester city being banned from the champions league lads

Right
Could you be more specific?

Not spanish football, it's shite.

I watched 2 or 3 atletico games last season and I literally never noticed him

He does tho
Not this season. The season after

>Could you be more specific?
Specifically, he doesn't fit their requirement for height.

Fucking casuals

Lads and lasses of /britsport/, it is with sincere regret and profound shame that I must confirm that upon inspection, it is evident that I did in fact shit myself earlier this evening.

I apologise unreservedly to those of you whom I have let down and hope that in time I will regain your trust.

Citeh should unironically by Aldewiereld as a Kompany stop-gap

oh wow the world famous la liga now I know who he is

Is that for all players or only CB? And if it’s only for CB why did they sign Lindelof?

based curtis kino

No worries lad. At least you admitted it. Just wipe yourself off and move on. These things happen. It is what it is.

shant be shart-in-mart posting any longer

Lol

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Say who? Alderweireld probably wants to be playing CL football with his age and ability, going to United wouldnt be a step in the right direction career wise as its a club in transition. If he did join United it would just be for the money, which would be a bad deal for the club. Have too many Mercenaries already

You don’t understand football

It's alright, we've all shat outselves at some point.

I wonder who's the shitskin that runs this account

>fail one medical
>pass another

How common is this?

With that 40m transfer budget too

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It's only for one of their CBs. It's okay if the other one isn't that tall.

No spoilers lad. Watching when the gf gets in from work

this

Is that a joke account?

Some people need to get out more

(me included ;) )

Confirmed customer bandwagoner

Bet you also support psg, barcelona and real madrid

Sounds legit

is there a lower form of human than twitter ITK's

not counting manlets as humans so inb4 that

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I unironically did when I visited America

>the difference is that we're a pussy club afraid of a risk, also this is most likely BS
kek

you guys are such hypocrites lmao
I literally made an atletico matchthread at some point last season and there was no one besides that american customer

Of course he would just go for the money. Players don’t care about ambition etc they just wanna get paid unless they’ve already been on a 500k a week deal for a few years they will always seek out the cash

The Welsh

>falling for that shit bait
cmon pierre

The levels of cope are unreal, the state of arse

At least you didn't get shot.

>if we go for bayol it's over
>thinks it isn't over already

Face it, Manure are not top 10 anymore.

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Scouse ITK’s

>makes a match thread

Doesn’t know who one of their most prominent players over the last few seasons is

RIP wales 1974-2019

cmon inter sign lukaku already
no idea why ollie doesnt want an Icardi trade tbqh

This

>sfinter
>doing good business

youtube.com/watch?v=tcM_CPh4f7c

dundeel

Nobody needs creativity in midfield just get a bunch of hard working British lads and have them spam slide tackles until they win the ball deep in the opponent’s half like Liverpool does.

>not too 10 anymore
>literally top 10

If you watch the game you don't see Rodrigo...

i dont know why any team is paying more than 35m for 2019 lukaku. have they not watched him this season hes like 20 stone and moves like hes 40(which he might actually be)

Fernandes IN

You can join a club for sporting reasons as well as a pay check. A player just joining for more money usually just ends up as a bad move as they dont really give a shit about the club and just want a payday.
If Toby is would just be joining United for money and has no ambition outside of money then it is probably a bad move for United.

But that doesn’t win you a league mate.

He definitely wants to be paid like a United player

what about just filling the midfield with ex number 10s like city does

do you guys rate arlo white? I got into the premiership a few years ago and absolutely love his commentary. I'm a dumb yank, so what do I know?
here is is compared to peter drury
youtube.com/watch?v=KfGURa_gHP4

Scores goals though regularly when he plays

Rodri for 70M€ is an absolute steal, cheap as fuck.
Ayoze on the other hand...

any big name joining united is like them joining the chinese league now, just a retirement fund, and their big egos wont respect ole. need to sign young hungry players like they are doing

Yeah but you won’t win a league doing that

>75mil for fucking Harry Maguire

Fucking hell.

Less than Firmino who isn't a real striker...

the louder they shout for a goal the better the commentary is. if im watching city score their 6th goal vs brighton i want the commentator to shout just as loud as if it was the winner in the CL final.

tyler is washed up he doesnt care anymore

arlo white is okay.
graeme le saux is tolerable.
lee dixon is fucking terrible.
and rebecca lowe is an english rose.

>Icardi
United dont need anymore locker room cancer. Plus after just giving Rashford a massive paycheck,signing Icardi would be a fucking terrible decision.

he's really tall. £90m is too much but £70m would be a good steal

>hypocrites
Nah we're just lying

B-b-b-but muh PL experience

hes the english sule m8 but with ability on the ball and a brain they will reject the 75 they want 100m

Lukaku scores at a better rate for Belgium though when he plays in a good team

Might as well just pay it if they want him

if he could get down to his weight when he joined everton sure but i think those days are behind him not sure he suits italy either

Heard Leicester are asking for £85m, Martial, and Manchester United’s club Gimp for Maguire

what are the chances of user fc resigning ex GF?

Because we probaly have the best creative midfield duo in the world ( de bruyne/hazard) giving him tapins

He's not a terrible player, it's just so boring and irritating to watch him lumbering
probaly the most unrefined striker I've ever seen

>giving Rashford a massive paycheck

Yeah that's an absolute cancerous decision

hope jones doesnt go, i want the double mong partnership at the back

Heard she already has a club-share arrangement with Black Bull Athletic, Rich Saudi Creeps United and That Fit Bartender From Spoons FC.

Went on a date this afternoon/evening lads, even had a cheeky cuddle and kiss

Buzzing

chelsea pulled it off with david luiz. its rare but possible, are you any taller than when she left you?

based luciechad

Fernandes and Maddison would be a good swap for Pogba.

is maguire a top 20 cb?

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dont think pogba would go to lester desu

No, but Matthijs de Ligt and Virgil van Dijk are

slim to none, not even 2 weeks later and she already has someone new. while I'm snorting dope, following manu transfer news and fapping 3 times a day

it's truly over

Pogba - Maguire swap deal
If Pogba was worth £85m when he signed for man utd, he can't be worth much more now, perhaps even less. They're desperate for Magure and once you add the Woodward tax, it seems like a good deal all round

Süle is shit though.

What would Leicester do with Poobag though?

my united m8 thinks pogba is worth over 150m

And why would pogba be on board with that

>snorting dope
Careful, that's what made Uma Thurman OD

but hes really tall and plays for bayern how can he suck hes an ubermensch.

Join a team that's actually won the league recently
Impact sub
He's mentally ill

Will somebody buy Fernandes

>we
need money

Because he's a massive cunt

sourse, fren?

United will buy him next week

So is Lukaku, just in a literal sense

Based.

He looks really decent from muh skills 2019 welcome to youtube fc videos

Obviously all are cherrypicked footage so whats wrong with him?

my dad works in the tibidabo

Coming to Liverpool la

Rebecca Lowe couls fucking get it desu. I'd smash her preggers pussy so damn hard

Leicester have more non Fergie titles

Is that the Portuguese Nintendo?

Where bouts u from in the usa?

Gloucester, Virginia.

How do you pronounce that?

Is he good?

Glue-jest-ah-sheer

>so whats wrong with him?
he seems like a 6 long shots for 1 goal blooter merchant from what I saw in the nations league

Gloster

Tbf Rebecca Lowe has a massive chin lid. Ive never heard an American say preggers thats all.

I mean he's not bad technically, but that's a lot of millions

it's a theme park in barcelona where you have a 50% chance of dying when you go on its rides

>w-we didn't even need him! Ha-ha, s-spurs, they will fuck up again, yeah bros? Yeah???

Goddamn Arsenal is pathetic

Rent free :)

Good man. but this Rebecca Lowe looks butters

This #content

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>Brenny with £100m in his pocket
Going to get real ugly

Wait what? The shit obviously looks scary as fug but I believe everything is okay with safety there
t. was on top of Tibidabo

You should Google "opportunity cost"

If you know you only have 3 or 4 years to earn most of the income you’ll need to support then next 40 then you’d take the extra £10-20m

Any update on the Maddie McCann to England situation?

yes, it's safe, but a few years ago someone died after this ride (youtube.com/watch?v=ukYDMGGib5o) collapsed while it was operating. Apparently there was a fault in its design. Honestly, I rode it a few months before the accident and it didn't feel safe at all

Ah, a better Steven Gerrard, then.

Has your club made a positive impact on the world recently?

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Dead in the ground m8

delet this

he’s a locker room cancer and Man U would be better off with £120m than with dab man

la liga dominated the champions league for the past ~10 years before liverpool won it this season...

He is in this market and with his current contract.

Why the ellipsis?

it’s not true

Sound like Herrera except ander usually took about 20 long shots per blooter

Teams that won't get past CL group stages next season

1. Bayern Munich
2. FC Barcelona
3. Liverpool

For me its Huesca standing 5 yards off and looking shocked when Messi scores

Prem about to overtake La Liga in rankings in a couple of years

t. retard

Why do Africans have red demon eyes? Did God put a curse on them?

saw this on the twitter earlier and had to share with my /trans/ friends

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Pretty sure more than 3 teams get knocked out in the group stage

I read tits for Africa at first haha
Imagine those well-endowed black gentlemen and some generous white women letting them borrow their tits to touch haha

Here she is, top left

Always the Americans with the whole slinging insults around gimmick

Resident Evil 5 was real

Red or dead nigga

to add some attitude to the post, I guess

God bless you brother and God bless Phil Jagielka

all the euros have the ignoring american posts gimmick going, sometimes we have to make our own gimmicks to survive in this harsh world

Absolutely horrific, kidnapping the poor girl and forcing her into a life as a Newcastle fan. She must beg for death every day.

That's a lot of shit players

A passive-aggressive attitude...

Takeover soon la

Nah, more like an improvement from being an Everton fan

To think Rafa actually moved to China to get away from Ashley.
I hope Utd get him when Ole gets the sack.

>Sporting Lisbon are trying to sign Fulham & Republic of Ireland right-back Cyrus Christie following the Londoners' relegation to the Championship (The Mirror)
Why?

0% chance rafa would go to united

Disgusting post

what the fuck

christie has never been anything special

Having seen Christie play, I'm amazed he made it into the Prem, going to Sporting Lisbon would be insane

I'm confident Newcastle fans are the most miserable PL fans, and for good reason.

No wonder why sporting hasn't been able to compete with Benfica and Porto in a while

Fuck that. Don’t want Rafa at united. He’s a cunt

I dunno, you ever met an Everton fan?

Sleep tight /trans/

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Rafa is based.

You're talking to one mate

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Tbf i’d be miserable too if I was a subhuman scouser who supported the second best team on Merseyside

can someone rodpill me on rodri?

lol unlucky lad, have you considered switching to Tranmere or something

Why would Wverton fans be miserable? Beand new 60k stadium in the bag and they could realistically win the league

Sleeping giant has awoken

He’s a massive autist who can’t handle any banter

Common welsh name
Partial to a bit of sheep russlin’

based jags back at the lane

Tranmere is basically my second team as I'm on the Wirral, but I'll never stop loving Everton

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He’s pretty much the perfect Fernandinho replacement for Pep

LaLiga schedule announced, here are the matches.

LaLiga
>Celta-Real Madrid
>Valencia-R.Sociedad
>Mallorca-Eibar
>Betis-Valladolid
>Atletico-Getafe
>Leganes-Osasuna
>Espanyol-Sevilla
>Athletic-Barcelona
>Alaves-Levante
>Villarreal-Granada

Future benchwarmers league too

>Deportivo-Oviedo
>Zaragoza-Tenerife
>Cadiz-Ponferradina
>Girona-Gijon
>Numancia-Alcorcon
>Almeria-Albacete
>Las Palmas-Huesca
>Racing-Malaga
>Rayo Vallecano-Mirandes
>Lugo-Extremadura
>Elche-Fuenlabrada

Kek. Liverpool have 0 titles yet you expect Everton to get one

>support everton
>fucking wool from birkenhead

Typical

Barcelona wanted him as a Busquets replacement last season but he rejected all sort of offers, then Pep showed up one year later and got him.

He's already made a start

That’d be Rhodri mate

It's a whole lot closer than London

Gay Bar are never going to fuck off, are they.

London is basically part of the Albert Dock

Someone better tell Rodri that his name is wrong then

There's a secret tunnel between the two Tate galleries

Lads. I have an erection

I hope so, along with Granada and Levante.

>bitter wool

This gimmick is a slow burner

Nah. This one is Spanish

there's a secret tunnel between your mum's chuff and her sphincter

Yeah, we call that the brown railroad

Irish posters can't talk

No forun muk ere

Fit in or fuk off

Mark (and curse) of Cain

It's like Bournemouth over here.

the old hobo express

>le llaman pecetero por que le arde que el chico no quiere comer banca
>no es que siempre si viene jajaja
Es hora de dimitir Bartomeu

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What's wrong with Bournemouth? The only persistently shit PL club is Newcastle, who should be going down soon.

At least we got rid of 3 proper shitters in the prem and replaced them with 2 decent sides

Burnley and Palace can fuck off too

Tiny club whose joke stadium is an embarrassment to the top flight. Much like Eibar.

Good to know Mallorca is back, i hope they BTFO gaybar

Palace will be really shit once Zaha goes, they have no other prospects.

This. Zaha is literally the only reason they've stayed up in the past few seasons.

>More seats = Better stadium
Spoken like a true plastic.

You seem to have mistyped AWB

Eibar could have been on 123 for a while, but Elche´s debts pretty much saved them.

Heard they have a great mocha latte dispenser in the main stand

AWB only came onto the scene this season, retard. Zaha has been carrying Palace's attack for about 3 years now.

Lad, it looks absolute shite.

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For me it's the vitality stadium.

Any females posting?

No

For me its Vitaliy Uncensored

I am female. I’m sure there are a few of us in /trans/

Pretty much this, if it wasn't for Elche, this wouldn't have been an issue in the first place

Please be in Cornwall.

>tfw no techno dj'ing gf

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Who do you support

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Awful stadium, The "stadiums" on my league are better (pic related).

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>I’m sure there are a few of us in /trans/
I don't believe you

I live in Manchester but my team is Huddersfield Town. That’s where my family is from.

i went to the ferris wheel when i was like 9 and it didn't feel safe at all, now i just look at it from afar

>Kick ball out of play
>It floats away down stream

What are you waiting for, whore? Post feet.

I don’t really give a shit if any of you believe me.

>Manchester City are not prepared to meet Leicester's current asking price for defender Harry Maguire, leaving rivals Manchester United in the clear to wrap up a deal for the 26-year-old England international. (90Min)

Manchester United transfer target Bruno Fernandes is now keen on a move to Old Trafford. The 24-year-old Sporting Lisbon and Portugal midfielder is due in Manchester for a medical. (Sport Witness)

>The Red Devils have picked out Atletico Madrid and Spain defender Saul Niguez, 24, as a replacement for Paul Pogba, should the 26-year-old French midfielder leave. (Express)

Arsenal will miss out on 21-year-old German goalkeeper Markus Schubert, who has decided to join Schalke from Dynamo Dresden. (Sport1)

>Arsenal are in the race to sign Marcelo as the 31-year-old Brazilian left-back has asked to leave Real Madrid. (Sport - via Metro)

Inter Milan are stalling on an official bid for Manchester United and Belgium striker Romelu Lukaku, 26. (Sun)

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imagine finding out your gal posted in /trans/

>Tottenham legend Ossie Ardiles says it is "futile" for the club to try to keep Danish midfielder Christian Eriksen, 27. (Talksport - via Goal)

West Ham United are trying to hijack Valencia's move for Celta Vigo and Uruguay striker Maxi Gomez, 22. (Sky Italia - via Inside Futbol)

>Leicester will turn their attention to signing Burnley defender James Tarkowski if Harry Maguire, 26, leaves for Manchester United. Wolves have also been interested in 26-year-old Tarkowski. (Birmingham Mail)

Norwich are close to the signing of Schalke's German goalkeeper Ralf Fahrmann, 30, on a season-long loan. (Sky Sports)

>Manchester United are prepared to offer their Spanish goalkeeper David de Gea a contract worth £85m which will see the 28-year-old earn £350,000 a week. (Star)

Southampton are not interested in loaning out Gabon international midfielder Mario Lemina but they would consider a permanent deal for the 25-year-old. (Daily Echo)

>Arsenal have made contact with Gremio over the signing of Argentina international central defender Walter Kannemann, 28. (Globo Esporte - via Metro)

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Must be tough having to be a woman and also support Huddersfield and also be from Huddersfield.

No
Well I’m single. But if I wasn’t I’d probably spend a lot less time on Yea Forums

why do you greentext every other line? just do it all or none of it

that's how it is

Piss off Manchester

>why do you greentext every other line? just do it all or none of it
that's how it's always been done you utter nonce, not him btw

lyl

Yeah it could be better. Was nice to have a that time in the premier league though.

>hurr my little tradiiton of making it hard to read

that's fucking stupid

if it was all black or all green it wouldn't be attention grabbing

it has always been split up because doing it one or the other makes all the rumours bleed into one another, splitting each individual rumour allows you to separate them.

Please grab >93999999 and >94000000

mate are you shook?

pic related its you

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???

>Ander Herrera
based

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Name some CBs who are available for between £0-120m

Big if true

Degsy Lovren for just 55m

how can there be girls on /trans/? I mean I can imagine a girl being interested on football but going to chinese cartoons forums to find out about the latest football transfer rumours... am I a misogynist if I think no women would do that?

>people think Manica is an actual girl
l m a o.

You mean you can’t understand a female liking something you like?

jesus fuck really

Its safe to say that Real Madrid won this transfer market

>sharing interests with girls
Fag.

I'm literally an anime cat girl uwu

More and more women are discovering nerdy hobbies, back in the day only guys would play videogames and stuff, I think it's not outrageous if there are some. I doubt there's any that come here as a sports fan, but there's another route, coming from other Yea Forums boards to Yea Forums for the memes.

Best football autobiographies?

Kannemann was linked to Arse at the start of the window. United will prob end up offering £400k to DDG. Maxi Gomez would be a neato signing for West Ham.

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>"I sat in the back of the car and felt the tears rolling down my face. I hadn't cried for years but, on the way home, I couldn't stop. The tears kept coming. I can't even tell you if the streets were thick with traffic or as empty as I was on the inside. It was killing me.

>"Instead of hitting a long crossfield pass to set up a goal, making a decisive tackle or curling the ball into the back of the Chelsea goal to seal our victory, I had fallen over."

t.

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>PLaymaker: Eriksen
>foward: Neymar / Mbappe
>Left back: digne?
>Right wing/if: ? vazquez?

I feel like Real can build a superteam this window.

Burnley is the white man's last refuge from pacy Ngubu.

So are Sheffield United.

not something I like per se, but this particular thing

>NOOOOOO WHY ARE BLACK PEOPLE ALLOWED TO PLAY FOOTBALL?

I was just interested on discussing the concept of a girl being here, I wasn't implying there actually is

Learn to take a joke, Okunko-Johnson.

Was talking in general, not specifically at you fren.

>West Ham forward Marko Arnautovic is close to a move to Chinese side Shanghai SIPG for £22.4m.

George Best

Does each club have one of these expensive players or is it a handful of clubs with ridiculous money?

dilate

haha

Roy Keanes is fucking hilarious. It’ll take you half a day to read it but he just talks shit about everyone

China has pretty gay rules. You can have three foreigners in your squad (Chinese Taipei (Taiwan), Hong Kong and Macau don't count as foreign) and can only have two foreigners in your match day squad, so if the team has money they'll drop it on some player who will rape it up in the lower quality league. Every club has some foreigners iirc, it's just only a few splash on players like this. Funnily enough, Anautovic had a £35m bid in January and West Ham declined it. They should demand £30m.

>Cardiff Met didn't make it
No ;_;

maybe........

Post bussy

That’s a man

They did tbqh

Can't wait for them to stay up with the corpse of Jagielka and Luke Freeman as their only signings. Teams like Fulham, Villa, etc who spunk money on shite and random ngubus from the continent deserve liquidation

They are trannies dude

Am not the same girl as the Huddersfield one earlier but I am also a girl. So unless she was lying that’s 2. I dunno why you guys think it’s so weird girls are on all boards and some girls like football too.

I'm a girl

Shan't be believing thou

Need a Nina Kraviz gf

Ray Parlour’s is GOAT.

tits or gtfo

Will real use Vazquez?

I'm also a girl

>reject 50mil in jan
>accept 22mil 6months later

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It was £35m.

I'm not but I needed a you

GOAT

I find the lack of interest in Bale shocking. I'm glad he'll stay with us even though he's bored.

I mean on paper Bale Hazard and Benz looks good but bayol just sucks

Bale doesn't suck he misses Ronaldo [his idolo]. He's always had problems with selfishness but he'd just tare the pl apart in this era.

He would snap his legs in the first game.

youtube.com/watch?v=SZjH1ncPeVo

>The biggest PL transfer so far is Ndombele for £65m
>Barely any news about it
Isn't Tottenham the media darling?

she cute! whats her name

lied about his age and dominated kids that hadn't gone through puberty

true redpill is that he was talented but lazy as fuck and was coddled too hard by media.

is that seizure guy?

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>a real striker
Lots of clubs don’t even use an out and out striker anymore.

No chance. The Prem was at risk of losing one of it's CL spots just a few years ago because their teams were doing so shit in Europe.

just because you cut off your dick doesn’t make you a girl

>chuff
Wut

Lo
Im a tranny la x.

Looking really dire for Spurs here, lads.

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Thats Liverpool

stfu loser

H O W
A R E
Y O U
D O I N G
T H I S
M O R N I N G

Please PLEASE stop importing africans, I beg you, there's absolutely no need for it.

"no"

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How will Norf FC compete without Ngubu?

who /tgif/ here?

hankering for some lfc transfer news

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why the dislike for eibar? fill me in, lads. no homo

It's actually easier to read you illiterate twat

Morning lads. Reminder that I love you all

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Greatest Derby result in a decade.

1-1

>Arsenal are on the brink of completing a £26m deal for Saint-Etienne defender William Saliba before sending him back to the Ligue 1 club on loan for the forthcoming season. (Mirror)

Inter Milan are stalling on meeting Romelu Lukaku's £75m price tag so the striker will have to join Manchester United on their pre-season tour. (The Sun)

>Leicester will have to pay at least £40m to land Burnley's James Tarkowski. (Daily Mail)

Manchester United are losing patience with David de Gea and have made him a take-it-or-leave-it deal worth £350,000-a-week. (Daily Star)

>Chelsea want Mason Mount tied down to a new long-term deal before they fly out to Japan - on the orders of Frank Lampard. (The Sun)

Newcastle will give their new manager a £100m transfer budget as they look to reinvest money generated by player sales. (Daily Star)

>Chelsea want Mason Mount tied down to a new long-term deal before they fly out to Japan - on the orders of Frank Lampard - according to The Sun.

Marcelo has told Real Madrid he wants to leave this summer, according to the Mirror.

>Inter Milan are stalling on meeting Romelu Lukaku's £75m price tag - so the striker will have to join Manchester United on their pre-season tour, according to The Sun.

David Raya will do a medical at Brentford today ahead of a move from Blackburn, Sky Sports News understands. The clubs are understood to have agreed a fee in the region of £3m.

>Fabio Borini could be headed for Newcastle United or Bordeaux as Milan look to shift his €2.5m salary.

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He seems like decent kid. Did his ego grow too high because of all the attention and money? Should've probably gone to Inter to learn that he needs to work harder.

Just got rejected from a postgraduate program I applied to lads. Was also from the same uni I studied at too.
What are some transfer rumours that will make me want to kill myself less ?

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I've heard uni in greece is really hard compared to the UK. What happened? Did you not get a good grade?

>Newcastle will give their new manager a £100m transfer budget as they look to reinvest money generated by player sales. (Daily Star)
That's plenty, so Rafa leaving was not caused by lack of budget?

>trusting mike ashley

Bachelor's degrees are piss easy, mostly because they are free.
Post-graduate education is typically harder but if you can pay enough, you'll get the degree.
Basically uni degrees don't mean shit nowadays, that's why professional qualifications are flourishing, at least in my sector.

Not the same greek as above by the way.

Derby weren't playing in that match

Lloris
Gazza
Alfie Whiteman

Sessegnon
Davies
KWP
Max Aarons
Vertonghen
Sanchez
Dier
Foyth

Skipp
Wanyama
Ndombele
Sissoko
Winks
Ceballos
Zaniolo
Alli

Son
Moura
Kane
Mariano Diaz

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don't know if it's the grade, in theory it should be enough because at a similar program I applied to they told me that my grade was sufficient (didn't go there for different reasons).

Kind of assmad right now though cause I got rejected from the 2 programs I was invested too and only trash is left. Basically only option left is to go to the army (mandatory here) for this year and try again next year
>Bachelor's degrees are piss easy, mostly because they are free
kek no, other countries are far easier. Bachelors being free is a bad thing cause you can't pay to pass courses (like in the US). A asshat professor could fail you for the most inane of reasons.

*is the best team in the League, 4th year running*

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>Zaniolo

No

kek. Why do scousers always want to larp as Derby? I know east midul is pretty special but merseyside is decent at least. Evertonians even larp as West Derby.

While true, and I have fallen victim to bullshit exam fails myself, I could pass anything in my area (acc-fin) with minimal effort. During my erasmus time in Belgium, shit was infinitely more difficult and demanding.

You shouldn't even consider starting a post-graduate degree before going to the army anyway, get on it.

west derby is red
the village overwhelmingly so

Fucking united, stop fucking de gay about and just do whatever it takes, the club isn't in a good position to be making "take it or leave it" offers

Ah, thought it was a blue area and because tom davies was from there or some shit? Probably some sportsbible tier journalism I read

It is financially

Why are people so upset about the new Little Mermaid being black? Like her skin tone is relevant to the story. I would get it if they changed simba’s character to a pelican but seriously who gives a fuck.

Fuck Cardiff Met

>Giving a new manager a four year contract
Derby going to be fucked when they fire him after 5 months

δεν έχω μέσο kαι θα με στείλουν σε kάναν έβρο, αυτό φοβάμαι

trash defense tbqh, alderwiereld needs to stay
also swap ceballos for lo celso
zaniolo is overrated

Still not convinced that Eriksen will leave though, Real have no use for him currently.

Ceballos and Olmo to Tottenham

lo celso is too expensive and whenever i watched him for argentina he was quite frankly abit shit.

pay your respects to the ultimate thot triggerer

Thought olmo was going to United

Booby

He was brilliant on celeb big brother back in the day

hate my wife

Everyone is shit for Argentina, it's a dysfunctional team.
Tottenham (with Sissoko and now Ndombele) will be great at transitioning the ball to the final 3rd, which is where Lo Celso shines the best. Those 3 would be great at midfield.

love his wife

Blacks can’t swim

Hate my gf too man. Women are cunts

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Fish can’t talk

>DeKendrix
>JaTavious
>Takeitha
>JaMarcus
>Litrelle
>Latevin
>LaDarius
black american names are far more interesting than the white ones like talyor, mckenzee etc

Just stick La in front of it. Are American blacks just confused scousers?

LaStevie
LaChabby
LaJamie
LaKenny

BOSS
O
S
S

WHERE IS MY 3RD PLACE BONUS?

Lallana Adams

>zaniolo is overrated
have you ever seen more than 5 minutes of him?

Are you the guy who hadn’t heard of Rodri. If so. Fuck off

Lol

Be my /trans/ wife please

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P
J
A
G
S

>40 million for Tarkowski
clown world

Bat just flew down my fireplace la
Tried to get my little sister to get it out but it hid above the board ;_;

T. Male

I can't tell or I risk big trouble
but I can say I'm in barcelona and my surname begins with de

why does it matter if she's your little or big sister

Nice one, you now have a pet bat.

It's funnier if I say it that way.

WTF, my surname begins with de as well!

oh shit you're right hahahahaaha

bats carry rabies, be careful

A big sister wouldn't be able to fit up the chimney

t. de berg

are u trany

Tarkowski is actually pretty decent tho.

>Both Lampard and Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer are 6-1 to be the first bosses sacked next term.

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based fellow de poster

Lads, how do I transfer a Tara gf?

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>Arnautovich out
>West Hams only other strikers are Antonio and Chicarito
>Chicarito wants out too

Can't wait for comedy like Lanzini forced to play up front

>wanting a Tara gf when you can get a Korra gf

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Also, Chelsea and Man U meet on the first premier league match next season

Lampard will EXPOSE Ole.

I’m gonna fuck you in the fucking fanny you twat

>at festival
>used one of those wet tissues to wipe my dick after a piss
>the tissue had all sorts of parfume chemicals
>penis head completely swollen
>cute girl in my Camp actually likes me

Fuck me lads
I was even thinking in the moment if the tissue might have this effect but I thought ‘Nah nothing will happen’

0-0

Any Womens Transfer News?

>Mou v Moyes pt2

If it comes to it just tell her what happened. She’ll probably find it endearing.

It’ll be 0-0 but united will miss a penalty

Is Yarmolenko back?

Just play this top athlete. You should have him in your database.

He's been doing trials at West Ham in between porking loads of vag.

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No way of knowing if he got arrogant and lazy, or lied about his age. Who knows, he might have even been cursed

Hyper-qt Jackie Groenen to ManU

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Don't think so. Wilshere is

They can just sign Callum Wilson for £50m and be sorted

He said news

Lads my oven isn’t working today. Just won’t turn on. Was fine yesterday. Wtf

Shipment of kits for GF F.C destined for user S.P.C has been rerouted to F. C CHAD
When pressed with the details of the situation president of GF F. C said:
>"In this game a lot of things can go pearshaped but we found ourselves pleased with the latest change and so believe we can make the best of our latest partnership with CHAD F. C & our sponsor" Swipe Left" we hope to make developments in the next 9 months to solidify ourselves as winners of the game"

When pressed with questions of their much rumoured summer move to user S. P. C the club president swiftly reholstered their bare feet into a pair of stilettos then walked away.

Based Wilder getting the old band back together. Harry Maguire and Kyle Walker next.

Maupay rumoured to sign today as well.

Lol. It was just the fuse box. Haha I’m such a doofus

haha

Pogdab spotted in New York. Transfer to NYFC incoming?

Hehe

oh shit I finally found my long lost brother
I'm going to tell mother right away
we thought you died in that ship wreck but never recovered your body
father never got over your loss and died from heart ache soon after
THIS IS A FANTASTIC DAY FOR OUR FAMILY!
I'M LITERALLY CRYING OF HAPPINESS
THANK YOU Yea Forums!!!

Alderweireld was pretty mediocre this season, Davinson was miles better.

Glad for you Pedro

Disagree with you on that one

and then everybody clapped after my grandpa healed from his cancer

>deh!

my name is jordi
jordi de botifarra amb ous ferrats

What’s for lunch /trans/.

I’m making a a chicken nugget baguette with some fajita style onions and peppers

It's over bros, my team will never sign anyone ever again.

Whatever you say Pedro.

Who was that Jordi guy who played for Wigan?

You mean Jordi Gomez free kick wizard of the Wigan Wigglers?

For me, it's Jordi

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For me also

he was my other long lost brother, jordi the free kick magician
grandma never got over his loss and died soon after of a heroin overdose and aids complications

Really sorry to hear of your loss Jordi.
Do you have any sisters?

>Manchester United defender Axel Tuanzebe has signed a new contract through to June 2022.

Good. Rate him

>Liverpool have raised concerns with FIFA that 20-year-old Bobby Adekanye had been tapped up ahead of his move to Lazio.
The fucking irony.

yes, both long lost as well
but thank god nobody cared about those two entitled cunts and the whole family celebrated when we finally got rid of them

Pereira has signed till 2023 too

Sounds like you have everything in order Pedro. Good stuff

Atletico Madrid president Enrique Cerezo has warned Barcelona there will be 'consequences' if they are found to have signed a pre-contract agreement with Antoine Griezmann last March while his release clause was £73m higher than it is now.

>West Ham still working to convince Celta Vigo striker Maxi Gomez to join the club, according to Sky sources.

Chelsea winger Charly Musonda has joined Vitesse for a second season-long loan.

>Manchester United have announced that Andreas Pereira has signed a new contract, which will keep him at the club until June 2023, with the option to extend for a further year.

Wolves midfielder Ruben Neves is wanted by AC Milan, according to Sport Mediaset.

>Manchester United defender Axel Tuanzebe has signed a new contract through to June 2022.

Roma have are getting ready to make a first bid for Juventus forward Gonzalo Higuain, according to CalcioMercarto.

>Arsenal are in talks with Real Madrid over a potential deal for Lucas Vazquez, AS reports.

Bournemouth are reportedly not giving up on a deal for Fiorentina goalkeeper Bartlomiej Dragowski.

>Roma will reportedly rival Arsenal for Yacine Brahimi if Stephan El Shaarawy moves to China.

West Ham United forward Marko Arnautovic will not be returning to Inter as he is close to a move to China.

>Real Betis goalkeeper Pau Lopez will undergo a medical on Monday ahead of his proposed transfer to Roma.

Barcelona are reportedly ready to pounce for Matthijs de Ligt as it is claimed Ajax are ‘upset’ with Juventus over their conduct.

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>Milan look to have missed out on Dani Ceballos as the Real Madrid midfielder is reportedly close to Tottenham Hotspur.

Antonio Conte reportedly wants to reunite with Barcelona midfielder Arturo Vidal at Inter – but they have to be quick.

>Philippe Coutinho will not be leaving FC Barcelona this summer, his agent has confirmed.

Cagliari reportedly want to offer Inter target Nicolo Barella a new contract with a €50m release clause.

>Arsenal are preparing a bid for Real Madrid midfielder Lucas Vazquez, according to reports in Diario AS.

FC Twente have announced that Fiorentina winger Rafik Zekhnini will spend another season on loan at the club.

>Sergio Reguilon is set to complete a season-long loan to Sevilla in the next 24 hours.

@cfbayern on Ousmane Dembélé: “We think he is staying at Barcelona but if things change, Bayern Munich is one of his first options. PSG are also interested.

>Zenit St. Petersburg have completed the signing of Hamburg defender Douglas Santos on a five-year contract

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lol. What kind of consequences.

>big Andy without club
which club will signing him?

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Apology de officiado

AEK Athens

Consequences will never be the same again. Barca done goofed.

>Arsenal are in talks with Real Madrid over a potential deal for Lucas Vazquez, AS reports.
>He'll cost £30m

Liverpool for £55m

Would be a fucking bargain

Based.

Arsenal should, but won't because he isn't black and/or foreign

fucking roskilde

Any /trans/ opinions on The Black Keys' new album?

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my mistake they bid £30m. That'll probably not be enough. He's 28.

mes Version
But a certain fearful looking for of judgment and fiery indignation, which shall devour the adversaries.

Ah yes, sign a perpetual injured player to a club with perpetual injuries. GENIUS. Life isn't FM.

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U checking sp from Roskilde? Go Play some beer bowling.

GRIM.

It's true, I was the shipwreck

Not hip hop so shit

Drove home this morning for a shower, some food and relax. Heading back in a bit.
Beer bowling WC when?

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NEW: NEW: NEW:

Nasri is signing for Le Havre.