For me, it's Nuno Valente

For me, it's Cristiano Ronaldo

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hmmmm

Literally this, from word to word is correct.

You could see from his early age that he had a strong mind.

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The king of unJUSTing.

Portugal brought a woman in the 2006 World Cup?

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Basado

...

>when you are so /strongmind/ you bully the uglyness out of you
G O A T

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Why do they all look like they're gonna sell me a used car?

It's that Based gypsy portuguese look.

>1m87

Kek he's not even 1m80

seething cunts

cause we can't buy brand new cars here

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Choose your character!

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If they sell you a car, they've probably stolen it

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How much pussy dou you reckon this look got them?

*ahem*

How much pussy dou you reckon THIS look got them?

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Always rated Aimar

is this what it's like to be ugly?

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whoa, european tom brady

how long until 2000 becomes a vintage fad?

*sips
That was a team

Cambiasso con pelo lptm jajajajajajaja

FIFA mafia took that team out, I remember the game against Germany, those bastards injured Abondansieri and then scored the equalizer the retard of Peckerman also didn't line up Messi in the starting line up, lpm, esa era

Samuel was handsome. No homo.

give it 10 years, today 80s and 90s fashion elements are popular

he actually had long girly hair when he was playing for Real Madrid youth team. kinda like an uglier Redondo.

>“The reason behind the Argentine national team failure? You tell me. Look at the faces of those who won two copa Americas in the early 90s, redondo batistuta,etc. and the one who play right now, do Maria,aguero and co. Ironically enough the only ones that get the blame are Messi and higuain. I wonder what these two have in common”

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What is the implication, I don't understand

delete this

Usually the Portuguese are pretty attractive people, especially to a bong, so I have to ask; is this what inbreeding looks like in Portugal?

I don't know but I think something is fishy...

These pics aren't very flattering, if I'm honest. The lighting makes them all look like gypsies.

of course, it's the lighting...

I think you mean "the light"

For me, it's Davide Moscardelli

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He is 185cm, but no more

Also, WHY do so many men lie about height when it's all about the face? Does Ronaldo literally want to be known as a lanklet? Personally, I'm 178, and yet I am called 180 by most men, since they are lying about their own height. Very few women would reject a man purely for being under 6 feet - I know plenty of incels my height and above, but it's actually because their faces aren't attractive and/or they are fucking autistic lanklets

It's the weird saturation of the pictures paired with the early 2000's style.

for me, its ricardo. The madman who makes the english seethe to this day

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Vitor Baia would also make them seethe...

And win the final...

Aimar was a CHAD

its still quite shocking how baia didnt play, but ricardo in penalties shoot outs might be one of the best gk ever

Why are argentinos subhuman manlets?

Cool blog bro bet you have lots of sex

We do have a ridiculous amount of used car dealerships in this country.
I must drive past 10 lots during my 20 minute commute.

SPQR

He was the chubby player I saw at Everton that made me think I could still make it into professional footballer as an overweight 12 year old.

Me? Now I'm Man United's first choice left back.

For me its Krzynowek making pork chops seeth with blooters

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Pussy = 0
Cock = 100's

Ah yes, totally better than Ashley Cole and co.

The perfect Aryan man in 2030

Figo was the alpha of this team at the time. I bet he looks dominating in his sticker unlike the rest

name my band

what is the source of this, and please don't tell me it's blacked

For me it's Tormund.

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figo looks flaming gay

It's not
and Yea Forums is the souce

the delussion kek

qt

>GODquelme
>dalessandro
>aimar
>hair cambiasso
>crespo
>veron
Playing as argie boys in PES back in the day was fun as fuck

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you mean winning eleven

it is already happening just look on IG

what ever happened to nicolas millan

still a kid waiting for his debut

thought he was supposed to be the chilean ronaldo, will he reach his potential soon?

Based Backtooga Boys,

kek no, he is like 26 or 27 now playing at a 2nd or 3rd division team

For me, its Nigel M’Baku-Chamberlain

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Is That Hue?

yep, this is based.

>Nuno Valente
i hate that i wrote this corny pasta

For me, it's Miguel Herrera

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Normcore was already kinda 00's clothing. This probably catch on in a few years 5 tops.

For you

For me, without a doubt, it's Trifon Ivanov

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rip

>tfw I have this exact sticker book and collected every single sticker in it

Every time I open that image this song starts playing in my head:
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looks like Vlad Tepes

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For me. it's Marco Ballotta

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>this is not ugly