Piss me so much that she is a lesbian

does soccer make women into goddesses?

Based

the internet makes men into thirst incels

The female sexual organ wasn’t made, silly. It is meant to be penetrated by a dick, if you were unfazed by pathetic fallacies, but by that logic you dick was “meant” to penetrate vaginas instead of getting furiously tugged by your hand as you care what some random person you’ve never meant does while staying secluded in the comfort of your parents’ basement.

Lesbians aren't real. They still use vibrators and dildos and shit so they still want dick.

So obviously the problem is with you as a person. Either your body or your personality are somehow repulsive.

>implying lesbians haven't sucked my dick

I know this girl from Mexico who's been practicing soccer since she was like 5 and her body is tight like a fire extinguisher inside a nun's asshole so I'm inclined to say yes.

You greentext, nobody has ever sucked your dick and you think sex is some weird esoteric ritual that you're doomed to never participate in.

>if i whiteknight her on a Laotian lobster fishing forum, she will want to have sex with me!

What if I use a fleshlight?

butterface
and the boar haircut too

why do so many americans live in basements ?
you dont have rooms over there, just basement ?

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she is not attractive at all
vaginas are holes thats how you stimulate them dipfuck
>user makes stupid point so you emotionally attack him with retarded logic
what are you a fucking woman?

fuck this thread is shit

Her vagina was meant for left wing journalists and nobody else

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>she will never peg me while choking me out before using my face as a toilet
why even live, bros

which uswnt player would you most like to taste the postgame panties of

have sex

Braptards
Doo-doo-doo-dah-dee-ah-dah
Braptards
Doo-doo-doo-dah-dee-ah-dah
Braptards
Doo-doo-doo-dah-dee-ah-dah
Braptards
Doo-doo-doo-dah-dee-ah-dah
B-R-A-P
T-A-R-D
Braptards
Doo-doo-doo-dah-dee-ah-dah
Doo-deet-ta-doot-dot-doo-deet-ta-doot-dot
Braptards
Doo-doo-doo-dah-dee-ah-dah
Braptards
Doo-doo-doo-dah-dee-ah-dah
Braptards
Doo-doo-doo-dah-dee-ah-dah
Braptards
Doo-doo-doo-dah-dee-ah-dah
Guaranteed to bring a thread down
Always making that dumb-ass sound
Worst ever posters to have around
Braptards
Doo-doo-doo-dah-dee-ah-dah

>hUuUUuRrrRRr

Why does this hue thinks he's cool hiding behind an american proxy? You're the worst poster in this board.

christen press

didnt hope solo have some nudes or something?

Dilate

I wonder what her butthole looks like

this tbqh

heaven

its probably not Blown out

[spoiler]big gae[/spoiler]

good lord i miss women

I'd like to pull the pin on a grenade and shove it up that bulldyke's ass.

Third worlders leave

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