Daily reminder that:
> Their hymn literally comes from a song written to celebrate Louis XIV's ass
> They don't have a single legit WC win
> The motto of their royal family is literally written in FRENCH
> They have never reached the Euro's final ONCE
How can one country be so irrelevant in both history and sports?
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>Wrote his entire seething post in English
>He speaks a pidgin/creole of norse and french.
England: 13 CLs
France: 1 CL
It it werent for us, French would still be the LINGUA FRANCA
Watching England fail every time is beautiful
reminder france beggedto become a part of the UK after ww2 and was rejected.
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there is nothing you can post that is more embarrassing than this
>america
Rent free
>is overweight
Based retard.
It may have French, Latin, Norse and Celtic influences, but English is a Germanic language at its core.
>Same coat of arms
>got raped by germanics
>got raped by romans
>got raped by normans
Nice history bruh
>Gallic peasants
>conquered by Frankish BVLLS
>now LARP as their former rapists
OH NO
OH NO NO
OH NO NO NO
OH NO NO NO NO
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>get raped by celts
>get raped by romans
>get raped by germanics
>get raped by nazis
>get raped by nigs
Just when I thought my opinion on France couldnt get lower
norse is germanic
the jocks voted to stay and now this. lol
why do our biggest rivals want to be ruled by us
Based
>We said no
>It was 1 world cup to 0 until the very end of the 20th century
What happened England?
Reminder that France came behind Japan in the Summer Olympics
should have let them join the commonwealth desu, would have been funny
> Their hymn literally comes from a song written to celebrate Louis XIV's ass
Excuse me?
don't you dare bully my ally, you white flag waving bitch
He meant hymen
check em
>all those replies from angry Arabs