The goat promotes vegan diet with plant protein. why do you still choose to eat burgers, America?

the goat promotes vegan diet with plant protein. why do you still choose to eat burgers, America?

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because burgers are great
i could eat burgers every day

I'm a vegetarian and a Patriots fan. Meat is for people who don't care about their bodies.

Being vegan with some supplements is great, I'm just too weak willed to do it, I admit it, I like meat too much
Meat industry is brutal on both animals and environment

vegans are pussies

All industries are, specially extractice ones.

A marketing ploy from a roided liar.

selling products =/= using those products

>vegan protein
this confuses the fatty

wheres your omega 3 and vitamin b fags?

life without meat is not life at all

I smoke and drink, you think I honestly care about my body lol?

You should get sober and give up smoking. It will make you stronger and more attractive.

>vegan protein
this excites the faggy

been vegan, I don't do it during summer though because of all the barbeques

I don't care about living a few extra years, especially if the price is giving up the fantastic tastes and chemical sensations of meat and dairy.
None of those 100 year old people were vegans, hell most of them smoke and drink. In the end super healthy living is foolish, vain, and egotistical. You will never beat death, so you might as well enjoy what life has to offer (in moderation).

>Being vegan with some supplements is great, I'm just too weak willed to do it, I admit it, I like meat too much
>Meat industry is brutal on both animals and environment

This. If I could go vegetarian, I would. As it is, I usually eat meat about once per week.

same

>diet is supposedly healthy
>needs bigpharma supplements just to survive because the diet is lacking in so many basic nutrients

Vegan brains are literally defective, must be all the lack of B12 and fat soluble vitamins

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>Vegan
that's a funny way of spelling PEDs.

Why are vegetarians tolerable, but vegans insufferable?

>Hey, vegetarian friend, we're going out to a restaurant. Would you like to join us?
Sure. But I'll make sure to do my homework and ensure that the restaurant has vegetarian menu options before I accept your invitation. I don't want my own dietary preferences to be shoved into anyone else's face.
>Hey, vegan friend, we're going out to a restaurant. Would you like to join us?
Sure. I'll come and bitch constantly about how the restaurant serves animal products. I'll pontificate constantly while you're trying to enjoy a meal, and after I bitch you out for wearing leather shoes, I'll bitch about how you all abandoned me at the restaurant and I had to take an Uber home.

Fewer people become vegetarians on "ethical grounds" than vegans. If you aren't doing something for ethical reasons, you tend to be less preachy about it.

I suppose that makes sense. Never thought about it that way.

>bigpharma
yeah I bet you hunt your meat and you don't buy it from some gigacorporation directly or indirectly, you dense fuck

Not him but about 70% of my food comes from hunting, gardening and egg-laying hens on my property.
I get that limpwristed urbanites can’t possibly fathom taking anything into their own hands, but some people do.

>not him
so why are you responding to my post when I'm addressing him directly

also why are you rural retards so proud of shoving shit? that doesn't make you better than anyone, why do you have to virtue signal?

>Not him but about 70% of my food comes from hunting, gardening and egg-laying hens on my property.
LARPer. Homesteading is a fantasy that no one actually does.

>that doesn't make you better than anyone
It literally does though

wtf is a vegan

no it doesn't
I mean it's nothing bad but do you think you're special or tough or something because you can milk a cow?

I think I’m more prepared for a break in the supply chain than Gustav the onions-chugging diversity officer.
>b-but that will never happen
We’re overdue

yeah enjoy your great output with no agrochemicals, mechanization, fuel, or infrastructure

Even vegans aren't quite sure.

At their most basic level, they do not partake of any product that an animal was killed/exploited to make. i.e. no meat, no dairy, no eggs, no leather.
However, they're not entirely 100% with things that don't actually harm an animal, like wool, or harm an insect, like silk.
Also, if their vegetables are from a farm that still uses an ox to plow the fields, is that non-vegan? They don't all agree.
Or almonds? Almond trees need bees to be pollinated, and the bees are trucked-in from all over California, which is pretty exploitative.

>Supplements
Sorry to break the news, but unless it's a test suspension in oil pinned directly into the muscle, you're most likely getting Jewed hard

I thought it's only stuff like iron and vitamin B that are hard to get from plants
and as I said I eat like a pound of meat per day myself, I just wish I could stop

Dude, he's just pretending. He doesn't have a farm.
In America, we have this collective rural fantasy about living the simple life out in the country on our own little farms. But it's just that: a fantasy.
The number of farmers in this country is so small as to be statistically irrelevant. The farms are all owned by giant food corporations.

All farming is "exploitative"

>forcefully planting and irrigating and entire field of plants than systematically mowing them down and harvesting their substances purely to profit from and use

for some reason, it's a big fucking deal when they do the same to chickens or cows.

luckily they cut their life expectancy by following this retarded rule set

I can see the appeal of that, but I don't see why that makes you better than someone.
Because animals are sentient, plants are not. If there's an option to lessen the suffering of any living being with barely noticeable level of suffering for you, why would you argue against it?
There's nothing brave or masculine or great about eating meat someone else killed and processed.

Bill pays him peanuts to beat the salary cap, so plant protein is the only thing he's got.

>I can see the appeal of that, but I don't see why that makes you better than someone.
Americans place a high value on the perception of independence. It's part of the civil mythology of our founding. The man who owns his own land is not beholden to a landlord or a bank. The man who can grow his own food is less dependent on the grocery store.

user is pretending to be a homesteader and, via that increased independence, is claiming to be better than someone who lives in an apartment in a city.

Obviously, it's a fabrication. America has been highly urbanized since before the Revolutionary War, but the country life obviously has more appeal and, thus, is more likely to get people to fight for it than huddling in a slum no different from the European cities we like to differentiate ourselves from.

He still is apart of a team whos name comes from Betsy Ross Pro Racist/Slavery America with a filthy name like *Patriots*. I demand the team rename themselves the Comrades right fucking now!

Fraud promotes fraud, nothing else to see here.

Are there any other changes you'd like to see made so you can get triggered just once, or do you prefer to get triggered individually for each manufactured non-issue?

Trumpturds BTFO

well shit, Ive been hearing plenty about a "vegan conspiracy" launched by the elites and idk guys

this dude didn't get to where he is being a fucking vegan thats for sure

fucking thank you, fuck those homos and their house on the prairie life while they use internet
>durrr any day now

>Star quarterback is salad munching poof
Nice ''''sport'''' yanks lmao

I want the american flag changed, whites out of power, abortion of all white babies, and all white males getting castrated/sex changed.

Burgers are literally all I have left to look forward to in my life

Jared Lorenzen died as a 500lb unit at the age of 38 with multiple infections and organ failures. Tom Brady won his 6th before he turned 42.

*blocks your path*
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I agree but there's great vegetarian and vegan food out there. The only thing is that great vegan and vegetarian food has been around for centuries and people are completely obsessed with vegan junkfood which is loaded with fucktons of salt. Fuck that shit. Most vegans I know are fat and have shit skin BTW. Anyone else have that?

I had a vegan pizza with vegan ranch today with some friends and fuck it was actually pretty damn good. But could I do it forever? Don't know bros

>t. looks like 35 @ 26

he really is a vegan tho.

don't you think it's easy to be vegan when you have millions and can afford some michelin star chef to cook up some food for you? a lot of the vegans i see are deathly skinny

>US decides to abandon meat
>Mountainous regions have no grazing
>Hot summer, windy day
>Rural areas burn
>US enters famine
>Fat people killed for being greedy

I’ll take it!

plus probably a dietician to juggle the clusterfuck of making it all work. never seen a vegan in good shape that didn't spend hours a day fretting about what the fuck they are going to eat in some form or fashion.

idk anthony fantano is pretty shredded and i don't think he's raking in more than six figures

>the goat promotes vegan diet with plant protein
No, he doesn't. Tom Brady eats meat. Not in huge quantities, but his diet includes small servings of meat. Promoting a vegan protein does not mean he does not eat meat you retard.

why are there no flamboyantly fucking AMERICAN sportsmen out there who have an arsenal of weapons, an american flag on everything and having big burger cookouts.
I don't get it, you sing the anthem all the time, planes flying over NFL/NASCAR events and Americanize everything, and yet your athletes are still boring fucking slabs of meat that refuse to be interesting in any way.
It's not just an american problem, we got the same shit, but goddamn where is the patriotism among athletes.

>Fagtriots do faggy things and their faggy bandwagoners want to shove tofu dildos in their ass
Oh, what a shocker

Wow I didn't know Brady had a degree in biochemistry. He must spend a long time in the lab perfecting and cooking his formula

The GOAT does it because he wants to play until 45 and stay healthy. I'm sure when he retires he'll be eating steak again

That's great for him. I'll never win anything. In fact, dying at 38 from burger overdose sounds fine.

No it's not, it's retarded. Cows are vegetarians, tigers are carnivores and humans are omnivores.

This obviousness of nature was never put into question until the arrival of retards and basedfags en masse.

He eats steak now. Nowhere has Tom Brady ever claimed to be a vegan. In fact, he's been very open about the fact that his diet is "20% lean meat".

look its silly to miss out on all the great meat dishes the world has to offer but even mention that maybe eating red meat three meals a day is a little excessive and some (many) people act with more rage than if you literally smeared feces in their face.

>not leaving your water in the sun to activate
>not activating your almonds
all around me are plebs

A beef steak is perfectly healthy, just not every fucking day, like most all things. Vegetables are also not as healthy as some people paint them. Industrially processed food, like burgers, is what is no good because of all the chemicals and sugars and salt and whatnot they add in.

I’m on my way to McDonald’s right now

but user its between the hours of 11pm and 2am you shouldn't eat right before you sleep

Most vegans I know are just really out of shape, like skinnyfat, but even weaker somehow

A lot of fat around the waist and low muscle mass yeah

Bitchknees BTFO

>humans consume meat and animal products for centuries without issue
>noooo listen to our liberal blabber instead
how about no

Colin Kaepernick started falling off a cliff when he turned vegan

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

So did Kyrie Irving

I smoke and drink and look like 14 at 28.

Brady is probably the least athletic person in the NFL aside from Phil Rivers