imagine if she do this to Jessica and they start kissing and licking each other's sweaty body in the octagon haha
Nicholas Sullivan
jimi 100% b
Hunter Hill
what would the gaycheese khabib fight look like? does gaethje have good takedown defense or something? seems like it would be pretty similar to the conor fight except he would never fight out of the ground position and take more damage.
Lads I just rewatched Khabib vs Gooby and feel completely different about it. Conor really could have heemed Kebab in the third round if he wasn't such a cardiolet, he was tagging him but the snap just wasn't there. He's still relatively young and now I feel disappointed he isn't reaching his potential. Is his cardio really doomed or could it be fixed? Sad... Just sad
I am an avid proponent of the "Circle of Heem" philosophy. Which is the belief that for every heem delivered will gradually build and eventually culminate in the reception a grand heem. In layman's terms, "what goes around comes around". Every fighter notorious for dolling out viscous heems has paid their respective prices. Nobody is safe. The inevitable circle of heem is a force that is almost karmic in nature. It cannot be prevented nor avoided. It simply is. Thus why July 6 is cited by many as "heem day".
>Lol why did they even sign him? Westerners are naive, they thought a Russian steroid can would clean up his act before trying to enter the USADA testing pool, lmao.
Lincoln Collins
Even though he has mainly shown his striking you he has an elite level wrestling pedigree and has shown probably a few seconds of his scrambling in a few of his UFC fights.
He relies on his striking so much, but what would be interesting would be the grappling exchanges with Khabib, Gaethje's college career has shown he can scramble quick enough before a rider could set their legs in or wrist tie in. So it be interesting with Justin could keep it standing and leg kick Khabib.
can't you get the same benefits from high altitude training? goobsters cardio problems all revolve around his stalking counter-punch style. look at his style change in the second nate diaz fight. gooby can last 5 rounds but when he makes the adjustments to do so he becomes a much less exciting fighter.
David Campbell
Khabib is literal dogshit and would get completely exposed by someone like Jordan Burroughs or even Asskren. He shoots naked single legs from like 10 feet away from his opponent. He's only so dominant because he exclusively fights bum strikebabbies that couldn't defend takedowns if their lives depended on it.
they both would, Khabib only has 3 rounds of heavy wrestling in him it's why he took the 3rd off against Conor and slowed the pace of the fight almost completely vs Al
Zachary Bell
The problem is that he had been actively trying to prevent Khabib from strangling him to death/beating him into a coma for two rounds before that. He would have been gassed regardless.
Conor probably gets tested out the ass because USADA would love that story. He is definitely natty.
Joseph Price
i agree. i thought conor actually did pretty well on the ground. he was minimizing damage, using good wrist control, and even won some of the exchanges in the progression of the position.
but yeah, all that good work amounted to nothing because he gassed.
Caleb Ward
>Roiding huezilian Deserved
Jordan King
conor is basically the natty limit
Parker Mitchell
>Khabib is literal dogshit At what? Freestyle wrestling? Good thing Khabib is not a wrestler then. He would kill both Borroughs and Ben "No Standup" Asschin in the cage.
William Cox
only way based askren gets to fight khabib is if he wins the welterweight title and asks khabib to come up for legacy.
Grayson Jenkins
so according to this theory who is getting /heem/'d: nunes or holm?
Askren isn't obligated to be a cutbabby. On the other hand though, there's no reason for Seizuregomedov to not fight at his natural weight.
Jose Richardson
They can, CDMT is a designer drug.
Brody Miller
lol you think conor would risk his entire career, brand, and legacy on steroids and PED's that haven't even been lab tested by rats yet? >Personally, I don't think he's on steroids, though. smart guy
>Askren isn't obligated to be a cutbabby. And the champ of the most prestigious division in MMA is not obligated to respond to some can crusher who got outwrestled by a brawler the first time he fought in the major leagues. Askren was the one who called out Khabib, not the other way around. If he wants to fight Khabib, the option of actually not being fat is always there, but I guess fighting Khabib on twitter is much safer for his record than fighting Khabib in the octagon, kek.
Adam Bailey
it's not as simple as just cutting the weight bruh. askren isn't even ranked in the lightweight division, no matter what he's like 3-4 fights out from fighting khabib in that division. if he wins the strap at welterweight, he's 2 fights away and gets to fight at the weight he's comfortable at.
Blake Wood
Realistically, is anybody going to be able to defeat Kamaru "The Nigerian Nightmare" Usman in the next 5 years? Be honest with yourself
>Low tier Conor: Brown belt in bjj Andrade:Brown Belt in bjj DC Cormier: Brown belt in bjj DJ Mighty Mouse: Brown belt in bjj Cejudo :Yellow belt in Shotokan Karate Adesanya: Blue belt in bjj Miesha Tate: Purple belt in bjj Holly Holm: Blue belt in bjj Joanna,Ngannou,Stipe:0 >Mid tier Tony Ferguson:Black belt in 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu Ryan Hall: Black Belt in bjj Ben Askren: Black Belt in bjj Jon Jones: Black belt in Gaidojutsu,Blue belt in bjj BJ Penn: 5th degree Black belt in bjj Nunes :Black Belt in bjj,brown belt in judo Cyborg:Black belt in Chute Boxe Muay Thai,Brown belt in bjj Ronda: 6th Dan Black belt in Judo Thiago Santos: Black belt in bjj Green rope in Capoeira >High tier Khabib: Black belt in Judo,International Master of Sport in Judo,International Master of Sport in Sambo,International Master of Sport in Army Hand-to-Hand Combat,International Master of Sport in Pankration Valentina Shevchenko: 2nd dan black belt and Master of Sports in Taekwondo,International Master of Sports in Muay Thai,Master of Sports in Boxing,Master of Sports in Kickboxing,Black belt and Master of Sports in Judo Rose Namajunas: Black belt in Taekwondo Black belt in Karate Brown belt in bjj Wonderboy: 5th degree black belt in Tetsushin-ryū Kempo 1st degree black belt in Jujutsu Black belt in American Kickboxing Brown belt in bjj The Korean Zombie: 4th dan black belt in Hapkido 3rd dan black belt in Taekwondo Black belt in Judo Brown belt in bjj RDA: 3rd degree black belt in bjj Black prajied in Muay Thai >God tier Anderson Silva: Black prajied in Muay Thai 3rd degree black belt in bjj 5th dan black belt in Taekwondo Yellow rope in Capoeira GSP: 3rd dan black belt in Kyokushin Karate 1st degree black belt in bjj Black belt in Gaidojutsu Black belt in Shidōkan Cynthia Rothrock: 8th Degree Black Belt in Tang Soo Do Black Belt in Taekwondo Black belt in Karate Black Belt in Eagle Claw Black Belt in Wu Shu Black Belt in Northern Shaolin Black Belt in Pai Lum Tao Kung Fu
Unironically pokes and reach. And way higher fight iq
Ryder Walker
why would he be turkish?
Connor Jenkins
was just asking out of curiosity honestly. seems like westernized turks living in germany would probably be more interested in MMA than authentic desutchlanders.
Michael Garcia
>Deina what you mean Dustin is out so I fight Tony now? Please Ali save me brother, I don't want fight Tony.
I wish I could just lay in bed and watch fights and shitpost with my heembros all day every day for the rest of my life tbqh.
Joseph Cooper
The only subbing you do is in a gay S&M dungeon.
Xavier Butler
that sounds like hell m8, there's nothing better than seeing your gf's smile after a whole day of hard work, and then shitpost on heem
Samuel Moore
FW>BW>LW
Blake Diaz
How well does Jones deal with body kicks?
Robert Hernandez
The more shit you talk the harder it will be for you to cope when Khabib inevitably wrestlefucks the 200lb duck, who got outwrestled and shut down by such elite fighters as Castillo and Kevin Pee, into a coma.
Oh, wait, I forgot you haters will just call everyone Khabib beats a can and jump on the dick of the next "Last Christian Hope".
Gilbert Melendez vs. Arnold Allen Marlon Vera vs. Nohelin Hernandez Alejandro Pérez vs. Yadong Song Edmen Shahbazyan vs. Jack Marshman Ismail Naurdiev vs. Chance Rencountre
theres a some spamming faggot from finland in every thread
Alexander Hill
Anyone want to put together a tournament on UFC 3? I wouldn't mind throwing down with /heem/
Zachary Rodriguez
Light heavyweight was once stacked from top to bottom and arguably the figurehead-division of the UFC. You had stars like Wanderlei, Lyto, Lidell, Rampage, all in one place. These times of greatness have vanished. Once Jones heems Thiago, the devision will collapse in itself like a white dwarf, and nothing but cold ash will remain. Thiago de Lima Santos is our only hope, he needs to fulfill his promise on heem day and lead us towards new shores.
why? do you want him to be technical and just get beat up like Smiff?
Dylan Parker
That's his best chance, he's not going to outdecision Jones.
David Peterson
Colby will heem him back to Nebraska.
Lincoln Young
Colby is literally a shittier version of Kamarudeen.
Henry Hill
He will get beat up like Smiff and probably finished if he gass after 2mins
Blake Miller
Their wrestling is about equal, but Colby can actually strike instead of just trying to hump his opponent for 5 rounds. Also has better cardio than Woodley and won't gas.
Aaron Brown
Lots of promising talent coming up desu. Let it build up
Anthony Murphy
He's going to get beat up unless he finishes Jon early anyway. He has the right mindset going into this fight: come out guns blazing and try to crack that negroid chin.
Connor Hill
Just circle away and jab bro. Or oblique kick him when he tries to move forward.
Grayson Perry
Usman is much stronger than Colby. Wrestling skill being roughly equal, Usman will manhandle Colby... just like he manhandled Woodley who was the better wrestler on paper with much more impressive credentials.
Cooper Torres
Jones is going to spam so much oblique kicks. I want him to get heemd stiff so fucking bad
Matthew Martinez
at least he'll try, maybe he can connect and get something out of it, Smiff just got beat up doing literally nothing for 5 rounds
Chase Harris
frontkick/jab, people seems to forget about Jon's perfect use of his reach.
Tyler Torres
Based hue understands.
Samuel Thompson
Smiff is a can and no one expected anything from him expect to not give up. He could be champ today actually.
Jose Williams
Hey i'm teaching MMA and i need a webm of an example of a fighter that shoots a quick powerful overhand right that stuns the opponent and then the fighter quickly and effectivly uses ground and pound to make the fighter turn and then gets the poor fool in a choke. any ideas?
Jackson Murphy
Woodley hasn't wrestled in ages, he banks on his right hand working. Don't think Colby is as weak as you think in terms of pure athleticism either. I think it'll come down to striking.
>Woodley hasn't wrestled in ages Woodley wrestled every time he defended takedowns, wrestling is a skill that used in every MMA fight. Woodley has not wrestled offensively for a long while, but it wasn't offensive wrestling that cost Woodley the fight, it was the aspect of wrestling that he has always been practicing, Usman is just too strong.
>Don't think Colby is as weak as you think in terms of pure athleticism either. There's no way he's stronger than Woodley and Woodley folded like a child against Usman's wrestling offense. You think Colby is going to stop Usman's wrestling when Woodley could not? Lmao.
And no, it won't come down to striking, the fight will be decided on the mat. The more effective wrestler will win and effectiveness = strength/athleticism + skill.
Phil Davis is much stronger than Rashad Evans. Wrestling skill being roughly equal, Phil Davis will manhandle Rashad Evans... just like he manhandled Tim Boetsch who was the better wrestler on paper with much more impressive credentials.
Sebastian Adams
standing guloteines you, sorry
Nathaniel Mitchell
Colby got laced up on the feet by RDA while Usman dominated him.
>wrestling is a skill that used in every MMA fight. That's a lie. That's just not true
Juan Sanders
Conor retired from the sport known as Mixed Martial Art. He will only come back to fight for company shares which is something Dana will absolutely not do.
Jason Cruz
will Brian ortega fight this year?
Carter Thomas
Everyone always bashing on the brazilian female fighters pissing hot but still leave Holly unmentioned. Chick looks like Kurt Angle.
Brehs look at how fucking smart this squirrel is. Balancing like a damn trapeze artist on the rope to get to our birdfeed. I'm honestly impressed. Fair play to her, she deserves the food.
O-Oh u-um hi Luke heh wh-what's up bro I loved ypur last figh-u-um I mean uh I'm a big fan bro haha
Thomas Smith
brenton is BIG
Sebastian Hall
Guy on the right told guy on the left he's a shit fighter, even tough guy on the left would beat guy on the rights ass
Thomas Morgan
It's nuts how good they are at getting into birdfeeders
Adam Ross
Yeah its funny. Because if guy on the right had won a bunch of fights against his own size you would call him a goat and better than guy on left. >makes you think
I wonder if they're smarter than rats. I kind of want one as a pet now.
Justin Hughes
Rogaine would sweep Schaub's gangly legs out from under him, stomp his skull in while his obese body thuds to the floor, and then proceed to choke the life from him using a mounted triangle in 30s or less.
Evan Hill
yeah whatever little man
Elijah Parker
That's the power of wrestling in MMA though, yes Conor did better than most by limiting the damage and stalling Khabib out to some extent, but he was still losing the round because he couldn't disengage. People need to learn that defending a takedown isn't good enough anymore, they have to be able to scramble to a neutral position. Watch someone like Benavidez, certainly a good wrestler but by no means one of the best. He is always moving, advancing his own position, always trying to improve. Just stopping the guy from passing guard doesn't work against somebody like Khabib.
Christopher Barnes
Who wins in a mma fight? Prime Tim Sylvia vs Prime GSP.
Chase Scott
bro i was waiting for you when i went to bulgaria last month, how come you never showed up little boi?
Isaac Diaz
implying i leave my moms basement
Mason Baker
You are just cruising for a bruising aren't you?
Owen Hill
I've mentioned her for years I talked about her roiding yesterday lmao.
He almost sperged out hard and shakily maintained his facade @ 1:00. Listen to his voice waiver and go high. Even the interviewer caught it and cracked a little smile.
Grayson Smith
>and is not afraid to be himself That's exactly his problem, he acts like a massive sperg because he's trying to be cool, which he isn't.
he's not consistent enough to be my boy, but his fights are always guaranteed memes and his personality is so polarizing that i can safely call him my nigga.
Jackson Baker
why do u faggots talk about based Luke when yall are way worse than him, fuck off he's naturally funny af
Alexander Powell
this is the right take
Logan Sanchez
Such a low IQ post
David Perez
i guarantee you're way more autist than him
Grayson Thomas
>meanwhile Jon Jones has USADA in his pocket and can roid freely
Nothing wrong with this Luke comes off like a chad
William Martinez
thats literally wrong though.
Caleb Lopez
who is this person
Noah Rogers
Ugly
Elijah Lopez
For me I'm thinking Ben shows Jorge a "three piece and a soda" of his own! But not a punching three piece and soda but a wrestling chain of low-single, double, high-crotch, leg ride. And trust me, unlike Jorge, Ben Askren won't "glide away" after he's delivered his three piece and a soda 2019 UFC®
Sound like something on some cancerous feminist poster
Landon Morales
I hope they don't cancel UFC 239 or next week's UFC card in California due to the earthquakes.
Landon Cruz
jones and unironically nunes
Jayden Torres
youtube.com/watch?v=adWr3H3fLX0 kek look at ben's striking, sure they're not going 100% but it's absolutely abysmal, he's striking worse than an amateur.
Kayden Foster
>santos is just the first horseman of the apocalypse >heem day isn't just for jon, but for humanity as a whole
It was a baby, only a 6.6 and the epicentre was in the hills. No sweat.
Noah Nelson
What are some fight tactics you have deluded yourself into thinking you could pull off and heem a UFC fighter with?
James Garcia
Khabib is undefeatd and champion
Joshua Turner
>heem day Has got to be the dumbest forced meme next to "cazzie"
Aiden Barnes
boom roasted
Asher Carter
I just ate 2g shrooms waiting for it to kick in
Jason Lopez
low low leg kicks
Jeremiah Lewis
seethe prelims are where you see the hungriest savages trying to get noticed, I have never regretted prelims and have seen many cards where the prelims were better than the main event
Sebastian Fisher
i invented toilet cazzie
Joseph Stewart
Go back to turkey nigger cockroach
Thomas Ward
based
Dylan Stewart
Smif wins the rematch with Jon after his heeming by Thiago and then goes on to HEEM Thiago which results in a trilogy win for Smif over JBJ.
Aaron Murphy
Give me a quick rundown
Landon White
First they kicked the thigh Then they kicked the calf Now I kick the foot
Jordan Thompson
Americans have got to be the fattest country since- Oh wait no country has been as fat as America. Haha, fatty. Should go for a run fatty, put down that plate of chips fatty
Gabriel Kelly
this, his ego is so fragile that he constantly needs to let everyone know how he is NOT intimidated by Askren and yet wants to hurt him so bad
Gavin Phillips
I mog the fuck out of anyone under LHW and have a strong chin, I think I could probably hold my own with a 6 month camp and end the Adesanya meme without gimmicks. I've been tapped out, but stood and banged with guys 10kg heavier than me and never been heemed.
David Fisher
Why so hostile? We have not discovered the nutritional value of munchie boxes.
Hunter Miller
>Respectfully, i suggest you tell your trophy wife to stay at home for this one Based Diego, Bet the house on him.
Jace Johnson
Therefore judge nothing before the appointed time; wait until the heem comes. It will bring to light what is hidden in darkness and will expose the motives of the heart. At that time each will receive their heem.
How do I learn wresing in this fist-centric shit hole
Zachary Turner
is that your babushka?
Jack Roberts
Ps4?
Bentley Garcia
Just grab the guys leg >wressln
Jeremiah Ortiz
My favorite fight of all time?
Probably when the USA heemed King George and the rest of Englel and went on to become the GOAT country in the world.
Kevin Parker
What makes stocky manlet fatties so Kino? Your Gastelums, your Cormiers, your Fedors
Evan Walker
Go to a Roman/Greco class.
Elijah Wood
What's a real woman?
Nolan Gutierrez
Is there a fantasy mma site or something where you choose picks for every event and there's a leaderboard or something? I'd do pretty well, i get most events nearly all right, i don't bet though so looking for fantasy.
I'm right here you uneducated fool. What kind of point do you even think you're making? That's like calling someone out for saying "Donald Trump never said he hates niggers" and then a month later he said that he actually does hate niggers. I can't be blamed for something I never knew was going to happen you fucking schmuck. How do you even remember that conversation you complete and total loser? Literally like 3 weeks ago. Get a clue, you witless virgin, before I literally stomp your spinal cord into paste.
Benjamin Miller
>gets independence >Georgetty Washington turns down a throne and then has to bow to KING George as a result during the ratification of the DoI instead of just shaking his hand >madman actually fucking does it The absolute state
Caleb Campbell
verdict app is like that
Nolan Hernandez
For me it's Khabib Nurmagomedov.
Isaac Morales
Hey guys just chill out man there's no need for all this
Ryan Anderson
>Le crumbled by a pillowfisted lanklet man >Kino How about "no"
>having an independence day How does it feel to know that Denmark is so old nobody know exactly when it was founded. btw our flag just turned 800 years old. >literally god threw it from the sky while we were battling estonians.
Same, embarrassing that Adesanya kept getting hit with it for like the first 3-4 rounds. Has Rogaine called him an elite caliber striker since that fight?
He can't be exposed he is literally and unironically fearless.
Anthony Carter
I'd imagine so It was a bizarre fight because Gastelum literally did nothing else. Just 1-2 all day, was honestly frustrating
Jacob Perez
>Haha dude ur so mad xD lol Yeah actually I am kind of fucking angry that I have to share the same general with sub-90 IQs. It ruins my day when I'm reminded that retards such as yourself aren't given the hammer at birth and turned into veggies
Leo Lopez
Who won this confrontation?
Kayden Baker
one thats not a drug addict that needs narcan every couple months
Ryan Murphy
100% Ben
Levi Adams
Don't fucking (you) me ever again, ya manlet simp. Hit the gym and grow a chin, fatty.
Thomas Peterson
Askren won the Book but Masvidal is inside his head so is winning the TV Adaptation
Adam Collins
I thought you and Estonians are the same thing?
Zachary Smith
Lmao askren is a fag, why should he care why Jorge is mad.
James Evans
I would heem everybody itt in an IQ test.
Lucas Collins
who revved him this time?
Jacob Gomez
yeah who's denmark. i'm from finland. yksi kaksi.
Connor Torres
>How do you even remember that conversation you complete and total loser? Literally like 3 weeks ago. >he even remembers the date
Anthony Peterson
Lower your bloodpressure lmao this dude is mad, you just got BTFO my man, remove yourself with tail between legs
Matthew Smith
Who do you guys WANT to win the 5 main card fights?
Michael Ward
getting heemed by foreign men for peanuts and going home to lay with some busted out junkie? It'll be tuff but I'll aspire for something a little bitter, b.
>Reminded of something >"Dude how do you remember it then huh guess you're the loser" Honestly why would you even reply to me when you blatantly don't even have access to 4 brain cells to rub together within the entirety of your noggin. Quite literally this is the lowest effort post I've witnessed this whole month. It's a true shame that nobody has taken an axe to that smooth brain of yours so that this interaction could be avoided. Seriously don't even reply to me I swear on everything I love I will absolutely fucking embarrass you in front of everybody.
Aaron Morgan
He won't last another 5 years. Woodley and Usman are kind of like Robert Whittaker in that they have one fight and then they've completely fucked their bodies so they're out for 6 months or more each fight
Tyler Price
Who is your least favorite UFC fighter?
Kayden King
who do you think wins their rematch paul felder or edson barboza?
Adrian Reyes
Jones Holly Masvidal Cockholder Chiesa
Evan Cox
Heemday, nunes, masvidal, cuckeroo and where's your mom at
Just ate 3 mcdoubles, 2 mcchickens, 1 large fry and 2 chocolate sundays from mcdonalds. Still could heem everyone itt
Brody Richardson
Who do you want to see him fight in the UFC?
Austin Parker
wtf digga nicht basert
Dylan Morris
I'd like to see the return of #BigBrownSlimDown to finally see him spice up the 205 division
Anthony Foster
You really need to start telling me the location of these events I would have gone to Glory in Orlando
Jason Harris
nice, I want to have sex with her
Angel Morris
Have you tried the stroopwafel Mcflurry yet? Shit is so tasty bro. I got one almost every day last week.
Lincoln Cook
Is that the one from the netherlands ?
Easton Clark
Wtf is that you nazi fuck
Christian Green
I would wrestlefuck anyone here on UFC 3
Anthony Thomas
SANCHEZ ONCE AGAIN WEEDS OUT THE CASUALS WHO PICK CHIESA TO WIN, SANCHEZ GONNA HEEM THAT SOIBOY
Camden Sullivan
>Get a clue, you witless virgin, before I literally stomp your spinal cord into paste. Get a clue, you witless virgin, before I literally stomp your spinal cord into paste. >Get a clue, you witless virgin, before I literally stomp your spinal cord into paste. Get a clue, you witless virgin, before I literally stomp your spinal cord into paste. >Get a clue, you witless virgin, before I literally stomp your spinal cord into paste. Get a clue, you witless virgin, before I literally stomp your spinal cord into paste.
I kinda wanna know where you live, always wanted to heem a sperg
Name them, so we can call them shit and write your list for you already.
Evan White
yeah because she can't make the cut to 115 without the PEDs. that transformation happened in one year she's a tub of lard now. no rookie voluntarily goes up a weight class when they start in the ufc lmao.
Gavin Taylor
Farted 30 mins ago and it still smells like schaub in here
Schaub is better at stand up than he has any right to be. He's not even funny in casual conversation. Is it autistic dedication to the craft unironically?
Robert Adams
Anyone looking at all the Kino vids Schmo is releasing today? He hit the jackpot at the mma awards
Daniel Price
i mean pure moments that is also anime moments. Frye vs Takayama will instead go on the Top 5 greatest anime match ups in mma together with nogueira vs bob sapp
Eli Thompson
he's a legit comedian man, his joked need a tad more polish but the stories he tells and his punchline delivery is too clever. I still chuckle about once a day whenever I recount his hilarious "Jamal was Asain" bit. I really had no idea where he was going until the end and the thought of an asian man named Jamal is hilarious
Jaxon Brown
schaub is like one of those people who quit their office job to be a pro body builder even though they suck. Only difference is schaub didn't have an office job.
Owen Miller
99% of all professional athletes juice
USADA and Anti-Doping in general is a dumb joke
Levi Taylor
Can anyone translate what the fuck this Fin is saying?
schaub is okay in standup in that he has an extremely extroverted personality and has experience in performing for an audience.
schaub's comedy IQ is nearly non-existent. his ceiling on how far he can go in comedy in extremely low, he may have already hit it. if he had autistic dedication to comedy it doesn't show. schaub never sets up a story or premise and hits all the right beats with his timing. he doesn't deliver 5 to 6 punchlines per premise. he can't read the crowd and produce improv in real time.
he's like dane cook but without all the funny stolen jokes and spergy transitions.
Colton Rivera
Ben "Funky" Askren comes up to you and says "you're pretty tough huh?" What do?
Landon Ross
is aksren literally on his own for this event? where is his coach and shit?
Jordan Wright
cope Never gonna make it, liftlet.
James Miller
real fighters don't need coaches
Dominic Scott
something definitely going on between jones and holm
Sebastian Roberts
imagine jones sucking on holly's long clit
Anthony Young
anyone watching Kasai right now? Platinum Perry won his match
I was leaning towards Chiesa but Diego brought the heem energy to the faceoff. Then again he is pretty much flushed at this point. Hardest prediction to make on the main card fur shure
Charles Bennett
>MAKE HIM MISS >HEAD MOOMENT >HEAD MOOMENT >GO FOR A SINGLE LEG >GO FOR A SINGLE LEG >MOVE MOVE MOVE >CLINCH CLINCH CLINCH >NOOOOOOO!! >NOOOOOO!!
Then Jon Jones poked literally everybody in the eyes on his way to the top, got not a single DQ from it, arguably he should have 6 losses on that alone
Went to BJJ for the first time last week and spent most of the session finding novel ways to hide my erection.
Christian Allen
gus and rumble retired
Parker Edwards
Jon wiped them all out
Angel Price
God I love this guy.
Evan Lee
who fights jones next? dominick reyes?
Mason Rodriguez
>literally on reddit >"don't call me reddit" This is actually low key hilarious. Is ElEss a comedian? What a drawl
Anthony Long
bro there's no one left. it's not record padding, it's just matchmaking with what they have to work with. who else would you personally give a LHW title shot to that's qualified and not a punished MW? there's no one.
these staredowns don't mean anything. jones basically has social anxiety and can't make eye contact for more than 2 seconds, yet he's undefeated.
Caleb Wood
Shit Jones has already won Holly looks bigg, so does Blachowicz lmao @ Sanchez ,
Brayden Murphy
retired
Dominic Myers
Luke Rockhold needs to win this one or he's done.
Alexander Powell
Crumble would never make 265 again never mind 205
Connor Flores
Rumble should come back now that he's been out of comp on the juice. He might actually stand a chance against Jones since they've both been juicing the whole time.
Kevin Ross
bones doesn't have social anxiety, stop projecting. he doesn't respect his opponent and has nothing to gain from the staredown since he's sure to win.
Joshua Nelson
lads did you see that thing that happened
Ayden Collins
god i can't wait for jones to get fucked up
Michael Gutierrez
drop him on his head
Christopher Reyes
you're going to have to wait a little bit longer. nice quads bruh.
IF YOU EVER COME TO MY GYM WITH A HARD DICK... ID HEEM YOU
Aiden Nguyen
cat zingano sarah dalelio alexis davis ana maria india
nunes got stopped by 2 cans ronda flushed in under a minute
Thomas Moore
i don't understand why askren is trying to get in masvidal's head. there's nothing in there, it's a lost cause.
i actually like both of these guys, it's a shame askren can't just wrestlefuck a flushed darren till instead.
Brayden Hall
>Suggesting modern Rumble could even manage to cut to the heavyweight limit
Joseph Thomas
It's not that hard. All he has to do is say "why are you mad?" and Jorge's tiny brain implodes trying to think of a response. Not a lot going on upstairs for Jorge
imagine if he gets legit knocked out, like CTE'd into oblivion
Thomas Bennett
Will Jones ever move up to Heavyweight?
Michael Morgan
and then i told him....Zhang was a nigger....LOL
Justin Murphy
let the gay guy make the thread.
Ryder Cruz
>"I-I am in your h-head right haha, so In you head hahaha look how mad you are at the fact that I am so in your head. Right?"
Isaiah Stewart
Let the semen slurper make the thread
Josiah Jenkins
let the guy with the prolapsed anus from extreme amounts of anal sex make the thread
Colton Flores
kek. jorge has a low verbal IQ for sure, he reminds me of ratty young 20 somethings wasting their parents money with art school and hard drugs. but there's still something charming about him...can't quite put my thumb on it.
I have a feeling diego and masvidal are going to cause upsets. Bookies have chiesa and asskren as big favourites but these fights could go either way. Also i can see Holly winning a decision.
