Official Corn Hole Final Chase thread on ESPN™ TWO

What a start. I'm on the edge of my seat here, boys

Why is watching random sports so fun?

You get the bag in the hole
Bag on the board = 1pt
Bag in the hole = 3pts
Only the difference in score in each round counts to actual score.

Choke

it's a popular summer backyard game for those who have backyards

UH OH

mirin

You get a cornhole glove too?

think these moisture gloves will be good for my league game?

4 baggin 4 days

Damn, they have to throw it pretty far

Did they just call fingerless gloves an "invention"?

i'm not an alcoholic if i only drink once a day, right?

this thrad makes me so happy to be free

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You mean taking 30 seconds to cut the finger tips off of gloves doesn't count as an invention?

yes

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>that kid who wore fingerless gloves to school
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i'm gonna need you to sit down

Why am I watching this

pretty based not gonna lie

There should be a general for obscure sports.

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if I show up to a barbecue with my own pro cornhole bags and a pro cornhole glove I think they would laugh at me and call me names

>There should be gamethreads for obscure sports
fyp

there's an entire board m8

>getting the chalkboard out
kek

show up with the bags and give them to the host as a gift. hero move

/asp is juist wrasslin autism

Yeah they probably would

white power

refbag

they won't be laughing when you btfo them

mad because americans invented freedom the internet and now fingerless gloves?

i'd like to put it in her hole

iktfb

Imagine being this "sideline reporter"
She probably thought she made it big when she got the job at ESPN... little did she know they would be sending her to the middle of nowhere to interview guys playing cornhole.

it was right after the hot dog eating contest though it probably got her a ton of exposure

mohegan sun in CT is pretty nice tho

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they had some other thot at the hotdog eating contest

Happy 4th

shit I missed the hot dog eating challenge

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i mean most people probably left the channel on and saw her too

How do you even go pro at this? Does some creep hang out at football tailgates and beer gardens and go "I've seen your stuff, kid. You got potential. How'd you like to go pro?"

It's probably a way better time to cover this instead of a professional game where it's an entire day of work

you didn't miss much. Joey Chestnut won it again. 71 dogs

do board men get paid

sounds like a south park episode lol

boys im gonna fire up some vidya golf
does anyone have the golf club2019?

that's pretty much the guitar hero episode

they are wearing ads so they definitely get some sponsorship money. probably not much though, it said earlier that they all work regular jobs too

what these are actual grown men?! I thought they'd at least be college bros

the absolute state

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is this guys name dingus

absolute unit

kek

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lads i wouldve gone pro in coenhole but i fucked up my wrist fingerblasting my cousin in 11th grade

I hate when that happens

kek

>espn
>hotdogging, followed by cornholing

at least you went out heroically

how do i play fingerblast? I already know how to cornhole. is it the same?

Try skeet shooting first.

you sign up for a local tournament, win it, and get qualified to compete in a bigger tournament. just like most other things.

Imagine your wife yelling at you about plane tickets so you can go play cornhole

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Holy shit we're going to the finals. The psychology and tactics at play here are insane. This is basically the Fischer v. Spassky of the modern year.

>these meaty Midwest cornholefus

These are some beer and cheese fed ladies for sure

how does one become a good cornholer?

practice la

Cornhole is pretty fun lads. Just started playing it in the last year or so. Starting to gain popularity out west