Why are Burgers so obsessed with us over a war they dont even teach us in school

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they want to be us

understandable given that they are basically our son

>Yet ANOTHER thread referencing big strong Americans

I don’t think we’re the ones who are obsessed m8

They don't even teach ww2 in school mate

I wonder if they teach German about WW2?

It's fucking weird isn't it.
Does any other cunt in the world with an independance day use it to obsess about their previous owners as much as the Yanks do?

dunno i came here to slag of spurs supporters, but find star and stripes flags all over the catalogue

Yes its proper cringe

>britbong education

>War that caused England to lose 90% of the east coast of the US
>skip over it
Imagine being this butthurt hundreds of years later

Because it was that irrelevant, as we had so much shit at the time

imagine how short American history classes are

cut short due to school shootings

Imagine living in a country less than 250 years old...

The American Revolution was the end of Britain's empire. It took another two hundred years to completely collapse, but it started here.

It's weird that you don't get taught that in your schools.

Then again, here in the states we pretend the war was over taxes and not, you know, King George's failure to deliver the promised spoils to make the American officers whole in the wake of the Seven Years' War (French and Indian War, for US).

So we didn't fall far from the tree.

wonder how many countries independence days celebrates independence from us?

>cry about a 3% tax rise
>declare war on Britain
>get crushed
>run crying to France to save them
>have to bring in Spain and Netherlands too because we're too strong
>eventually get chased away fighting against three major powers at once
>Americans conveniently write out the European intervention and claim 'they' won

It's pretty weird that they don't call 4th of July 'thanksgiving' and praise the Europeans who saved them.

Craving for identity they are, just look at /brit/.

Cut short to focus on science, math, tech and political science classes

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independence day > guy fawkes night

and creationism

>-Voltaire
Except he never said this, it was a quote from a (literal) Nazi.

Do you mean holocaust class

they don't teach the revolutionary war in english schools? lol that's pathetically sad

We seriously don't care about you at all, but we do wonder how an irrelevant weak people ruled us to begin with.

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Yanks aren’t really human. They have no real culture or history. Commercialisation is their God. Look in a Yank’s eyes and there’s nothing there. Just a smile trying to convince you that they’re human.

>revolutionary war
>not revolutionary

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They do, but OP probably went to a special school.

>they dont even teach us in school
that's your fucking problem, retard. what does that have to do with anything

>ruled us
we literally invented you

You were ruled by a weak and irrelevant people so what does that make you?

but your butthurt is funny. obsession is what you see in the catalog. threads about us, not by us.

the victors who defeated weak and irrelevant people, obviously. dumb fuck.

>threads about us, not by us.
You're not even trying here lad.

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>The American Revolution was the end of Britain's empire. It took another two hundred years to completely collapse, but it started here.

And yet it was a hundred and fifty years later that we were at our greatest extent. The world wars are what ended the empire.

It was literally and unironically the exact opposite to that, we became the dominant power after the napoleonic wars

>The American Revolution was the end of Britain's empire. It took another two hundred years to completely collapse, but it started here.

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imagine losing to sickly colonists

>burger player invents a special ABE celebration
>burger posters spam it 24/7 for a week
aye, sounds issue free and totally unobsessed

Lol seethe

>The American Revolution was the end of Britain's empire. It took another two hundred years to completely collapse, but it started here.
Is this actually what Burgers are taught? What the fuck is wrong with you people.

truth hurts, ahmed?

See
Read a book.

The first thread I saw on it was made by a bong, literally can't handle the banter, and from a woman no less

>yet another thread where euros seethe
literally can't evict us from their heads lmao

nah i prefer pictures.

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He's posted it again!

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Why do euro sois give a shit about what some random America thinks? We’re too busy raping the human race and subjugating the gene pool through radiation and assimilation to care about the feelings of a e*ro

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And all of that land combined was worth less than Jamaica

>women's (see: non-professional) footy
grim

12th July > 4th July
Debate me and I'll shoot your knees

>n-no u!!! :'(((
pathetic

Northern Ireland on the 12th july.

obsessed and seething, go get your teeth fixed you snobby twats

All our colonies are obsessed with us, apart from maybe Ausbros. Right now half of India is having sleepless nights that we'll win the cricket

Where is the salty canacuc that usually sperges out in these threads? Dissapointed, tbqh.

>Get your Independence, first thing George Washington does is bows to King George cementing his status as the janetty of historical Georges
Ahahahahahahaha

yikes

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Why is Yea Forums handling his decline so poorly?

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The post soviet states do but its more or less to slag off russia but not as the much as the yanks tho

Other African 3rd world shitholes

Pleb here, went to a public school and I never was taught the Yank war. It's a literal footnote in British history that's it.

>caring about the opinion from a non-superpower nation

Rent free

You want to give a Burger a Blackpill. Let him know that it's more than likely that his ancestors weren't even living on US land until after the 19th century and that it is more likely that his ancestors were redcoats or supported them.

My welsh grandfather didn't arrive in america until around 1850, and it would be pretty rare to find anyone who was a descendant of the early Americans

Pajeets have an independence day but they're nowhere near this loud and obnoxious.

Don't know if bait or just dumb - but the Empire grew massively after your little betrayal due in part to the French getting a taste for revolution and fucking up their own stability, culminating in Waterloo.

Wow English gaining independence from other English wow try actually doing it for yourselves

>his country didn't even qualify for the real world cup
>has to fall back on a bunch of classless roasties who hate his own president to get some semblance of pride

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The Brexit ideology was always a thing in England. Remember how you guys didn't make Euro 2008?

A better literal Blackpill is that the majority of American nigs can trace their ancestry further on american soil than the majority of american whites

Imagine an entire new continent is discovered to explore and tame, and your beta-male ancestors decided to just stay in their dank 15'x15' council flats watching Coronation Street instead of going on the greatest adventure ever offered in the history of man.

Based

incredible how bongs are seething so hard. what did LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS do this time?

You're French?

Same could be said for Scots and Welsh on Britain compared to English.

what are you on about? Didn't we explore and literally tame it? Including give birth to your fucking country, so you're welcome. Your lineage comes from us be respectful

> rent free
To all the people of the United Kingdom: have sex

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>Anglos being this obsessed

>We tamed
No Nigel, your pussy gramps decided to stay in his cuckshed while mine left blimey because he had a pair wasnt afraid of no wilderness.

Who's gonna finish my sentence?

Stay delusional ...

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Most Americans have Scots, Scots-Irish, or Northern English ancestry from Britain. I guess the southern softies couldn't handle the colonies.

>britcuck education

UK now irrelevant while usa is the center of the universe

American is one of the few countries to actively win their independence thru war. The heroic fashion in which it was achieved is to be honored around the globe

Canada doesn't celebrate because they passively obtained independence like a cuck

ITT: Americans turning Independence Day into Empire Worship Day.

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>Pajeets have an independence day but they're nowhere near this loud and obnoxious.

Having money and power just means we can flex more. We are the most influential and powerful nation on earth with the best economy AND military. People hate us cause they ain't us.

America was squashed and went back to being under our thumb while they waited for European allies to save them. America 'won the war' in the same way Israel won World War 2. You benefited from the outcome but needed others to do the dirty work.

>all these Brits shitposting to relieve them from the stress of their workday

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Basically true. Y'all didn't have the balls or brains to evolve into the 20th century so post WW1 we had to take over running the world.

Cope and lies

imagine losing to rice farmers