Today is the anniversary of USA's independence. ITT, we post some memorable moments of USA in sports.
For me, it's the classic when USA lost to Trinidad and Tobago - a small country of less than 1.4 million inhabitants - and failed to qualify for the 2018 World Cup. This event became specially famous because USA only needed a draw to qualify for the World Cup, but instead they lost on two absurd goals scored by the national team of the country jokingly known as Tripadvisor and Trivago on Yea Forums, given their irrelevance on football.
Personally the best part of America is how our existence makes you seethe and spend your entire life obsessing over us and our success to the point you need to think we care about soccer in order to "own" us. It's hilarious honestly and it shows how insecure and pathetic you really are They know it's true so they'll reply with more buzzwords and kindergarten insults below
Matthew Lopez
how did america even lose to them in the first place. trinidad and tobago have a population of 1 million and their main sport is cricket.
Joseph Long
t. Seething
Isaiah Moore
Because we suck at soccer
Robert Lee
lose weight
Ryder Price
What's your favourite US sport? For me, it's gotta be hotdog eating
For me. It was when FSU made an impressive comeback to beat Auburn in the BCS National Championship. I remember the Auburn fans were shouting "overrated" and "SEC". Jameis Winston shut them up, he did.
Continue to obsess over us Euro You probably now care about the women's world cup because it's the only point in your entire pathetic life you think you can "own" us
Gabriel Adams
Don't bully our son.
Elijah Lewis
>The notorious exhibition Rubgy League match between Brisbane Broncos (Aus) and Denver Broncos (USA), in 1993, ended after just 32 minutes after some of the Denver players accused the Brisbane team of playing unnecessarily rough and refused to continue play. The accusations were labelled as "rubbish" by the Brisbane captain, Allan Langer, who went on to explain that "It was supposed to be an exhibition [match], but the Americans started making disrespectful comments, trying to say they were tougher - then it turned into a proper game".
>The referee for the match, Greg McCallum, said afterwards that "Although a few tackles were a bit thunderous, there was nothing illegal", and went on to say that "..Both sides were giving as good as they got so I was surprised when the visitors [Denver Broncos] refused to play on, it was a real shame".
>The score before the match was abandoned was Brisbane 34 - 3 Denver.
>They [All Blacks] went off to California, where they wrought further havoc on their hosts. In 12 matches against mostly Californian opposition - there was also a trip to play the University of Nevada - they scored 457 points, conceding only a single score, a try from a University of California prop called Abrams.
I bet he wouldn't lose a war against emus. Imagine literally losing a war against animals. Imagine engaging in combat with state-of-the-art machine guns against literal birds and losing.
Dominic Gray
B-but America doesn't care about American Football, otherwise they'd have won with their best athletes.
Carter Gray
If you're going to make fun of American sports at least use examples like the "new dream team" basketball team that lost early in the Olympics or something
Posting about soccer literally does not matter because such a small portion of the country is passionate about soccer (and these are the wannabe European people who yell "COME ON SEATTLE")
I want dip my chicken tendie in her drink if you know what I mean
Colton Watson
Lewd and lascivious
Alexander Watson
or that time we for all intensive purposes opened the border because muh racism
Caleb Wilson
>for all intensive purposes Don't do this to me.
Josiah Ross
(yikes)
Ian Gray
Straight off the boat from reddit eh?
Lucas Richardson
Even if we did the weight of knowing you arn't American wont change.
Lincoln Murphy
To be fair, Brazil were rattled in that first half.
Elijah Reyes
For me, it's when they lost tens of thousand young men fighting in the vietnamese jungle against badly equipped rice farmers for no apparent reason. Hundreds of bodies were never recovered, and their families still mourn them to this day. HAHAHAHAHA
For our national teams, yes, of course. A not highly regarded amateur team beating all the others, then beating the greatest professional team yet assembled. Plus the whole Rocky IV in reality cold war yada yada.
Tyler Sanchez
What sport is this
Jordan Rivera
The Brits are aalry they are no longer white like us
Jose Murphy
and honestly, I forgot there was a world cup because we weren't there, and because it was in asia time, and I didn't even care, and nothing of value was lost, and I don't even know who won until you reminded me and now I only recall because it was France and it was a French team full of niggers.
Jason Sanchez
I mean, you were playing against college kids
Cmon bruce
Jeremiah Davis
feel bad for this little fella. Women truly are the niggers of genders
John Anderson
most memorable for me is definitely when Brazil tried to olympic.
Happy independence day based tl;dr "we don't care" poster
Grayson Russell
Cornholing
William Anderson
Spoken like someone who has never had to fight an emu. They're literally too dumb to know they're dead. Actually, on second thought, you might know what that's like as it's a trait Brazilians share.
Jason Adams
Really shitting on yourselves with each and every post these days Brazil
Noah Hall
>Dont care >Writes a paragraph Yeah aight, thats gonna be a no from me
Adrian Thomas
This is true
Grayson Ward
>tfw 4th of July here >Fucking fireworks across the city >I'm don't even live near the US embassy This is really what have we become now?
