AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE
/hoc/
I'll be honest, I'd lick her cooz
/hoc/?
More like: you suck cock
Bet it tastes like freedom
>pierced belly button
Fucking dropped
Happy 4th of july usa
T. Finland
youtu.be
why was the thread deleted?
Here's the real thread
t. sausage jockey
post some rockets
Kinda shit I'll be honest lad cuppa
op-post said "fuck jannies"
Happy Birthday USA
Taylor Swift with a Habs jersey represents Canada-US friendship.
>habs
>gaylor swift
This is the late thread though.
>swift thread
Fuck off im making my own thread. With blackjack, and hookers
dilate
Ok, I guess the unwashed masses have spoken. Pretty shit thread though 2bh.
mama mia
but it is the truth! there is no freedom of speech on the Independence day??
this video is magical
Thanks Tom from Finland
What's wrong with that?
BIG TIDDY MERICAN ONEE-SAN
brehs
>Zuccarello to Mini Soda
who the fuck thought this was a good idea
I guess someone's having a bad today
In my heart the twin towers are still standing
U-S-A
U-S-A
U-S-A
Pedosota’s GM
>you now remember lundpads crying when zucc went to Dallas
Twin towers are standing in my pants if you know what i mean
*bad day
You...y-you have 2 penises?
big american tiddies
>it’s been 18 years
fuck where does the time go?
4chinks
Your mom can give more info
penis info?
I can't believe they thought 6 mil AAV for 5 fucking years was a good idea. He's in his 30s and already has a history of injuries. Almost as bad as Bobrovsky getting 10 million a year to play in an empty arena in Sunrise
Sauce my snow Mexican brother
look at this dude
For me, it's in Afghanistan.
I'd spangle all over her banner
mmmm yes, i'd go die for israel for you bby ;)
is2.Yea Forums.org/gif/1562213281370.webm
What is he doing today?
Sad she deleted all her social media after her nudes were leaked
Me on the right.
>after her nudes were leaked
please tell me more
Hockey.
Why would you ever do that?
She's Claire Abbott. It won't be too hard to look around for her naked pictures (and yes, they are real). She completely disappeared after the leak.
Because it's the best sport on Earth, thank you to Canada for inventing it.
I'm all about peace on earth
She is ironically Canadian
Why haven't we just annexed you guys already?
I want my piece of the Earth.
>dat shlicking video in front of the mirror
that was so cringe I couldn't finish the video
your mom
damn you're right
too bad she's a greasy leafs fan
wew lad, what a nice set of chebs
thanks Texas
Marner for Evander Kane is happening
The Offspring for my ear drums is happening.
offspring suck. shut the fuck up about them you retard
"No"
I encourage anyone who doesn't like my posts to simply downvote them and move on.
uhh shes fat
>accepting anything less than absolute perfection
Well we had that but SOME PEOPLE didn't want another Taylor thread.
Have sex
Have standards
remember that time when Bulju was supposed to be the best 1st overall since Mario Lemieux
(((Bettman))) is to blame
he is just hiding his power level until he can go to his favourite team in free agency
your posts are garbage and you are a clown
Thanks, that means a lot coming from you.
off season sucks
cope
The Offspring
Pulju fucking sucks and he was clearly a bust
Memes
Don't worry lads, I'm here now and I'm making waves.
Imagine having to resort to memes to replace having to think or have a personality.
Who is bigger bust. Him or Juolevi?
wave at this dick
Imagine my foot up your ass
That was a good one. Good job!
Does your fat ass create its own gravitational pull or something?
suck fat dick
4channel needs to update their bots. These responses I'm getting clearly aren't human.
i'll show you my black hole
No just my dick
You can ask your mother since she always gravitates towards it
Today I will remind them
Very nice
happy independence day my burger friends
I'd play her notes if you catch my drift
how does this guy not age??
You lads will be watching the hot dog contest, yes?
Gonna go walk my dog at the dog park.
Just smoked a dudeted lads gonna start drinking
based thirsty thurdays
shall
day off innit
Happy America day lads, just here to get some (you)s before I get shitfaced all day
>"user will you come play pesäpallo with me?"
oh yeah I forgot you guys had the day off
god bless
MOVE BITCH
IM WATCHING HOT DOGS
>ESPN broadcast hot dog eating contests but not hockey
>finger on the trigger
why are americans the most retarded people in the world, bros? is it because of mcdonalds diet?
Damn I kind of want a hot dog now
There is actually a terrorist just out of frame that she just shot down like a russian dog
it wasn't a terrorist, it was just a guy in a hoodie. oops
Yah a black guy
Probably Puljujarvi because he was hyped up to be 1st overall potential but got picked 2nd. Juo was just a top 10 blueliner in the draft
based
I reckon I'd be pretty good at a hot dog eating contest
Bet Ryan O'Reilly could smash on some hot dogs
hot dogs are based
Happy 4th of July, Americans!
Finland is pretty BIG. We even have M-O-S-Q-U-E-S. Does your country have M-O-S-Q-U-E-S?
Yah they even put one next to where some muslims knocked down some buildings or some shit lol
"did someone say hot dogs?"
>reddit dogs
bet you cucks use mustard to
knocking down the twin towers and then building a mosque near it just to rub it in more is hilarious 2bh now when you think about it
the sounds of freedom:
youtu.be
thanks danmark
but the jews did 9/11
this but unironically. i would probably like mudshits more if they were better at banter like this
But they paid muslims to do the dirty work
I don’t watch much espn anymore when did they start showing gambling odds
shall be abstaining from alcohol
loser
Holy FUCK I want to cum inside Stormy
Oh man, I love /hoc/.
what
why
The girl on tv after the hot dogs talking about corn hole ya simp
>actually watching the hotdog eating contest
grim
commies OUT
but user, the NHL is socialist :^)
>multi billion dollar corporation
>socialist
lol you are retarded
smell my nuts
Fuck off Randy
Good post user
Downvote
Watching the tennis lads
Convinced my girlfriend to get her nips pierced soon lads
anyone got the sauce?
it was pretty based and redpilled
It's in the thread
Look for it you lazy cunt
barbell or ring?
I heard Ben Chiarot carried Dustin Byfuglien last year. Good pick up for the Habs.
Degenerate
Barbell
you sure about that? i dont see it "cunt"
For me it’s crash
dumbass
thats hot
they'd better be horizontal unless she wants to look like a fool
Will you post pics for /hoc/?
claire abbott is not the OP girl which is what i was asking about "dumbass"
but continue acting smug, retard
Oh well whatever not my problem shitdick
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
OP girl is my girlfriend, you won't find more of her sorry
Maybe but you guys are all kinda faggots too so I’d rather avoid dealing with the big retards
Just throw some pics up on /s/ and link us to them.
come on
Thinking about doing a meditation retreat.
about to light the grill lads you want anything
Just felt a minor earthquake
God I wanna see Terann naked
Clean it first
you cleaned it, right?
Imagine being this onions
got any Nathan's Famous Hotdogs?
clean your fucking grill you caveman
SoCal? Was outside and saw some cars shaking.
based God destroying california as a birthday present to this great nation
Vegas, must have been a doozy
Got cornhole boards?
Ice?
Based and holypilled
6.6 in Ridgecrest, CA apparently. Halfway between LA and Vegas.
so just some hill billys
kind reminder that Sweden has the highest moose density in the world
based and bagspilled
Randy here, just fucked a smoking hot canadian girl while she weared my aho jersey
THIS IS THE MAGIC ANGLE
*billies
you retard
billeys
This is our day show some respect
>LA have recently kicked tires on Edmonton RW Jesse Puljujarvi. But apparently cost of doing business is taking on Milan Lucic contract, something LA not inclined to do at this time
Gonna go meet with my mental health employment worker right away.
>you can't only take the retard, you must take the ape too!
Sorry :/
Proud of you.
...
'chabin bla
will have your grilled veggies and a clean glass full of your best witbier tyvm x
Lucic only has 3 years left at 6 million. The Kings would be able to afford him. They are paying Kovalchuk more than that.
for me, it's being so good I don't have to practice stickhandling
Greenlight by the Jonas Brothers is fucking lit desu and I’m going to get my dick wet to it
good and leave /hoc/ forever you dirty indian
weew
good stuff man
Sleep tight, Shorks.
You need to calm down.
You're being too loud.
when Pulju moves he's going to go sicko mode and win back to back cups
go get your crazy pills ya chug
I already have my pills. Thanks.
>is that a Bonaqua in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I get it. You guys don't want to post anything that makes you vulnerable in fear of getting bullied.
as if id ever be bullied by some stinky winnichug
Just ordedr subway
Case in point.
I just got addicted to Minecraft
snuff your life out m8
>Buying Lucic at a 6m hit
just saluted my flag I have out on my porch, lads
are you me?
July 4 reminder that the Edmongolia Soilers had two (2) one hundred (100) point (pt) players last season and missed the ploffs
for only 3 years in order to lock down a 21 year old stud future hall of famer. I say it's worth it. At least Lucic can make big hits and fights sometimes too
there is a woodpecker in one of the trees in my neighbors yard its quite annoying
based and magapilled
Wished she had longer hair
shoot it?
who let you on the computer, peter?
They cute tho
are you me bla x
shooting some 4th of July fireworks
youtube.com
F R E E D O M
damn that would suck to be on the receiving end of
I literally cried a little
tabla x
>26 full seconds of sustained rocket artillery fire
reminder to put the beers down for a second when handling fireworks today, lads.
who do you think we are, /convictball/?
kek i forgot about that guy
Almost got up before 3 today lads
I came here from /bulletball/ general, when's the Stan Lee?
FUCK LA
youtube.com
>no pics of butt spread
Why even bother?
NHL.com has the schedule for this weekends games, lad
Had a dream that I had a pet dog and a cat and a polar bear and a grizzly bear and a wolverine
What if oilers retain half his salary? Ask them for me Ruskie and get back to me.
based
Had a dream I porked yer mum
Wait no that was real
hey it's binlan here
Me mums a lesbian
Huomenta
Iltaa
based
fuck you kevin
leafs extend kerfoot 4 years 14 million and ceci signed 1 year 4.5 mil
dont you do it jim
you are gay
both are good signings
the twink has been on fire
iltaa
RELEASE BULJU RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
>Ristolainen fined 100k euros for speeding
based
I love massive, fat titties, so naturally I follow the team with the highest testosterone count, the Bruins of Boston
Free my nigga bulju
>bruins trannies
>high test
howdy
Business idea: Coca-Cola, who owns the Bonaqua brand, buys an NHL team and makes Bulju it's captain and GM.
>GIVING KERFOOT MORE MONEY THAN MCDAVID
WTF LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>DUMBASS
>LAFFS
LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL WHO THE FUCK EVEN IS KERFOOT LMFAO
GOOD LUCK SIGNING MARNER NOW RETARDS
America's pretty based ngl
happy birthday.
I love massive, fat cocks so naturally I follow the team with the highest testosterone count, the Lightning of Tampa Bay
Are you fucking retarded?
God lads I just released a payday log in the toilet
WOW king sized too
Retard
*offersheets /hoc/ a boatload of (you)'s*
>doing twice the limit
>in central Turku
>in country with progressive punishment speeding fines
>while making usd 5,4mil a year
#YOLO
*signs*
i wonder what he was driving.
Even though this user is fucking retarded, he raises a good point. How are the laffs supposed to re-sign Marner if they just lost 7 mil in cap space?
He plays for a discount or he leaves. Simple as
*insists I'll match and it's no problem, but I'm going to wait a week for """strategy"""*
MB G500 according to the yellow press
Apparently a G 500.
dude what the fuck, those things are deadly to speed in
Should the NHL do something about the Blue Jackets? They use Betsy Ross era wears and name sake from a era when American was Pro Slavery and Pro Rape Culture.
sniff my nuts
/ourteam/
that is not enough they need to do some pregame lynchings too
Wow.......Columbus is EXTREMELY problematic
Such a racist shithead you are, and I thought you Canadians were progressive and know better to think that. Have sex
clean your house, ted
dilate
they have almost exactly 10.5 mil left after signing Ceci and Kerfoot, either someone offersheets Marner 10.5x5 and leafs match, someone offers Marner 11+ mil and leafs get 4 first round picks plususe their own picks to trade for a 1D and winger, or he signs a 10x 8 extension with the leafs, the FO is probably okay with all 3 of those scenarios which is why they already signed kerfoot and ceci
They have $11m in space after they place Horton on LTIR
they’re fine
Seriously have sex you leaf incel
based Lone Star State
>"Why yes, I do think we should end racism and make hockey for everyonr. How did you guess?"
you're really obsessed with me cumming aren't you faggot
nice hat buddy
seething
this is the quality off season posting that keeps me coming back to /hoc/
HEY TERRORISTS
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PRAISE THIS MOHAMMED, BITCH
business idea: the United States Of Canada
bring back the whale
brass bonanza reminds me of my brass balls
mmmmmm based
just ate a handburger lads
ok this is epic
squirrel meat?
imagine the global influence if only you told that faggot king to fuck off way back when
God bless America
Basedburger
Wow bigot, historically the Bluejackets aka Union soldiers fought the south aka Nazis to free the slaves and make all men equal.
going off the grid for a couple of days
don’t have too much fun without me
Where you going boyo
Happy 4th of July to everyone (except filthy yinzers and manhattan troglodytes)
what happened to the leaf in your flag??
on the lam, huh?
up to the mountains in utah for some camping
they’ll never take me alive
careful, lad. Lots of people in town.
godspeed
good night hockey society
safe trekking fucko
this has been stuck in my head for 20 minutes now thanks a lot idiot
You will always be welcome back here.
Stay /hoc/ brother
Fuck yeah 'murica!
petition to have op girl be every hoc thread OP. it's really improving my 4channel experience
Happy 4th of July to everyone (except the obese phone posting loser island bandwagoner)
i wanna put my hot dog in some buns, lads
think i might fire up the john deere pretty soon lads
why use a leaf? that's stupid
we have vicuña, tree, and cornucopia
I GOT THE HORSES IN THE BACK
bit gay desu
Just a reminder to Pengs haters, they have no prospects in their pipeline worth a shit so as soon as Cindy retires, their entire franchise will collapse, not too much longer now
Tall Poppy Syndrome 2bh
ha ha yeah poor guys only won 3 cups in the last decade too
>Pengs haters
lol who cares about those fags and their invalid 'pinions
Pongs are eternal good guys
With zero sustainability lol
Time to cling to the past like the Oilers!
uh oh lads
nice cope but they have won five (5) since the oilers won their last one
naa, in the official version, have 2 leaves down because we lose two provinces in a war
I saw this coming. Dubas deserves it for signing Kerfoot with McDavid money
>Lost in second round last year
>Got swept in first this year
>"B-but OTHER years we won!"
Literally the Oilers
Pls be true
is Peru the Canada of South America? Do you guys like hockey?
>lost in the first round in 2015
>won back to back in 2016 and 2017
t's almost like it's completely random
How many goals did Crosby get by the way?
Le Chad Bergevin about to dab on virgin dubas?
>rags get Marner
>laffs get Kreider and picks
>t's almost like it's completely random
This is the average intelligence of Pengs """fans"""
haven't been online since june 30 what number is panarin wearing for the islanders next year?
benis quite hard rn la
implying (((someone))) won't give them a new talent after a (((lockout)))
>no trigger discipline
into the trash it goes!
I hate the Pongs because they never let their prospects stay in the AHL for any amount of time so every year I need to watch the Baby Pengs be mediocre to shit and inevitably lose in the playoffs because they don't have any consistent players.
They use every with a modicum of skill shown as a patch up for Shitsburgh or convenient trade bait to bolster Shitsburgh.
zoomer gms btfo
I'd take back every bad thing I've said about gookmoot if he rangebanned pennsylvania and new jersey
thicc
we are in the middle of the tropic!
the only ice you could see is on the mountain range above 5000 meters over the sea
Just took a real stinky Pittsburgh, lads. Had to flush twice.
>rangebanned pennsylvania and new jersey
Why?
There's a grand total of like 5 fans of the teams from that area that post on /hoc/ and one of them is Grease
>belly button piercing
red flag desu.
“”””””””””””””gods chosen race”””””””””””””””
I don't actually mind debbies fans, but some flyovers fans live in NJ
I guess it wouldn't stop the falseflaggers, though
imagine being a weeb islanders fan and steaming about the based pongs in 2019 because you're assblasted after unironically thinking you were going to sign panarin and bobrovsky
2bh (too be honest) i just meme whatever team /hoc/ is making fun of just so i can join in on the fun
is it almost time for training camp yet lads
gas the weebs when?
You're a training camp, faggot
fuck my agent still hasnt gotten a call yet
starts this weekend in my garage gym setup, lad. Come swing by and have a few brews while we throw some weights around and appreciate eachothers physique
this is FUN
imagine being mad at anime on a chinese cartoon forum
Never seethed and I knew bob wasn’t coming to the isles. But you can enjoy that gross overpayment for tanev and having that awful top 4 :)
No it isn't
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Dope.
ill-equipped and underprepared for today and might have to back out to the store to get a few items I slept on, lads.
shut the fuck up you fuckin homo nobody gives 2 shits about your gay little meditation this is the hockey thread not the "oh hey I'm gay look at meee" thread fuck
Oh, looking at your posts I thought you enjoyed gay things. Sorry.
Ohio
Its the Flyers, isn't it? JK they are deadlocked with old talent already and cant afford another old fart.
/hoc/ has some deep-seeded anger issues. I'm enjoying this.
don't let it happen again. final warning
I like gay sex
Pretty gay bro
>deep-seeded
read a book
get laid
No
Spread your cheeks, honey
I was born to puck
was thinking of taytay and my penis got hard
seething
cope
Superior Finnish genes
Taylor Swift
why were the last two threads deleted?
I hate all of you
>jets
>myers to VAN
>chiarot to TOR
we have no fucking defence anymore
You too
get a grip
Ironically this.
dilate
I keep seeing A&W ads that say their hamburgers are now steroid free and I'm like nah nigga keep dem shits in there I'm finna get swole if anything add extra homie
>chiarot to TOR
look again
this but unironically
who wouldn't want free steroids in they meat
I'm on a steroid nasal spray.
Dust, cats and outdoor mold don't have a thing on me.
Is your nose large and muscular like a jew?
Moving has fucking sucked today lads, but I'm on the home stretch finally
It's for allergies, not Jew noses. Sorry for the confusion.
child bearing hips.
Who's going to win the cricket lads
probably has 2 kids already.
did anyone show up to help you move?
Mutts only
yeh i was there
>tf
>tp
me too
Thinking I might go swimming at the Y tonight.
who cares lol
ya boilin
theres always niglets in the pool here.
bet they piss and shit in it.
Who gets marner?
went canoeing on the weekend and my friend purposely tipped the canoe and our entire 24 went to the bottom. was devastated to say the least.
I can't think about that. I just like swimming.
Who cares
Brack peopr
He’s literally the biggest story of the offseason regardless
It doesn't matter where he goes as long as Tronna loses him
grill is cooling down and getting ready for fireworks lads
remember to clean it off before it hardens
the only way tronna loses him is if the other team gives up 4 first rounders aka not happening
just did 8 sets 10 reps of burpees my calves are on fucking fire rn
gonna take a big stinky moronto. not sure if i have enough tavares. wish me luck.
Or a team with more cap space than the leafs gives him an offer sheet and the leafs have to trade someone just to get enough cap to keep him.
Best 1st overall since Mario Lemieux
>t. Finnish pro scout
dump and linechange should almost be against the rules
baby shark
do do do do do do do do
baby shark
do do do do do do do do
baby shark
do do do do do do do do
baby shark
nj devils
Buying a lottery ticket tonight for the first time and need some numbers.
leafs still have 10 million in cap space do you really see it going above that for marner?
keep telling yourself that lol
Marner wants his pay day
Rollin
yes. marner will not be a leaf next season
Matthews is 11.6 AAV
Marner wants Matthews money
witnessed
Both of my first two rolls were a fail. Will pick the next 8 eligible numbers posted starting with this post.
Gonna go walk my dog. There better be 8 numbers when I get back.
Who here /beer and pot/? Hoping all members of Laineation
FUCK SWEDEN
:(
Easily the greatest country the Earth has ever known. Congratulations.
thanks grease. you are right.
Should have kicked his ass
paying the ol idiot tax, huh
That's enough you two
What are you doing in potatoland bud
leafs have enough cap space to match any offer sheet that comes in below the 4 first round pick threshold. if an offer sheet comes in above that, the leafs will likely not match and take the 4 first round picks. Dubas set it up that way. It's literally win-win for the leafs
*spud
balls are quite moist
Rub them on my face, make your sweat sting my eyes.
Stuck at the MPI and I'm fucking livid lads. 5 people in front of me and only 2 clerks
Is...Is that the roast beef?
honestly? fuck the usa.
i waited in line at the grocery store for literally 25 minutes the other day and ended up leaving frustrated without anything
they only had 3 of their 10 tills open
Just start barking like a dog and people will clear out
just use the self checkout next time instead
the only store that has them here is walmart, this town fucking sucks
what town is that
ordered some sushi
2 3 7 14 21 23 35 49
Done.
Un fucking believable. This broads in here setting up monthly payments chewing the guys ear off.
>I'm cramping let me stretch
>I wouldn't have afforded winter tires without the payment plan
Scant step above poverty, *looks* mid 40s, and wearing short shorts at the mall. Grim grim grim. Every time I leave the house I'm disgusted. Can't wait for hockey to come back so I only have to leave for work and beer again
williams lake
based, thinking of doing the same
i've lost a lot of faith in humanity working retail but you get the odd person every now and then who restores it
Do you know Will?
you're in the middle of butt fuck nowhere my lad
yes
The only thing I dislike about that picture is a woman being allowed to carry a rifle. Women have weak muscles, slower reaction times and worst of all, they think like women and justify things in a woman's way. They should NEVER be allowed to carry guns.
it's not that remote, but it's definitely not that enjoyable
compared to montreal where i'm in, it's pretty far out there
how does such a small town have a cancerous thing like walmart in it? sad
reminder that /cric/ got btfo last night and had to cry to sebbo their overweight pedo janny
cool :3
Okay /hoc/, count to ten. I’ll start
ONE
>rags
Xheattle Dickgirls
Based Will from Williams Lake
early shit
Kill yourself
500
what the fuck is wrong with you
shant
population is just under 11,000, really though walmart is one of the few places that can actually manage the supply logistics
>cooz
Jesus Christ grandpa get off the internet.