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*wins da bunnis*

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the guy on the right was at bohndesliga a few months ago. He did okay.

A friendly reminder to stay on topic this time or suffer the eternal autosage
I have spoken

also gruezo is back to take some fuckboi limbs

I'm leaving now, because Umzug. Maybe you'll hear from me again during the evening hours.
goodbye

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We already tried that years ago. Mods don't care if we are off or on topic.

Which stadium atmosphere is the best in Germany?

controlling the austrian and the namefag who shall not be named goes a long way
T. me

For me, it's Paderborn.

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no

very likely, Bayern are a joke right now

No, Frankfurt is

>Rangnick kritisiert Hummels-Deal
>"Da sind 38 Millionen Euro Ablöse geflossen und bestimmt annähernd das Gleiche noch mal für die nächsten drei Jahre an Gehalt", rechnete der ehemalige Sportdirektor und Trainer von RB Leipzig auf einer Veranstaltung in Leipzig vor.
>Für Rangnick ist das vor allem eins: zu viel Geld. "Die Investition von rund 75 Millionen ist allein auf die nächsten drei Jahre ausgelegt", kritisierte der 61-Jährige. "So etwas würde es bei uns nicht geben."
>Für den RB-Fußballchef ist die Verpflichtung von Hummels allerdings auch "ein Statement" der Borussia. "Dortmund will mit aller Macht Meister werden", ist sich Rangnick sicher.

Good to hear that he agrees with /bundes/

Yeah sure they buy cheap Fachkräfte instead, that will do.

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why isn't uli going for van de beek? he would suit kovac shitstem so easily

Robben retired
>"It is without doubt the hardest decision I have had to make in my career."

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based

Definitely not

No upgrade to Goretzka, Müller, or even the returning Tolisso.

No Mia San Mia mentality

>Müller
also
>goretzka, tolisso. better than van de beek in the no10 position
KEK hassan is that you?

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Thinking of taking a vacay in Bielefeld, can I get a quick redpill?

you wont stop me talking about Braco, sorry

4 minutes guys

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one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard.

They still use the same machine, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those triangles in the ceiling

Branco bring ma papers mit für später
Und ja, Jenny kommt auch :)

choking in a CL semifinal is very mia san mia for me

its happening

braco-tv.me/livestream.jsp

Müller has had a better season than van de Beek in a stronger league, and Tolisso as well Goretzka play the part of a more offensive 8 in a 4-3-3, which is basically the same as a 10, especially considering the low amount of passes van de Beek has per game. There's really no need to buy another player of that type. I know it's trendy and epic to talk shit about Bayern players right now, but they're usually still the best the Bundesliga has to offer.

>pastamark

bring the Braco already

>6 goals and 9 assists while playing for buyern
Mullers career is done, nothing you say others will change that hassan
beek is younger, fitter, and much more moldable than a 29 year old forced to retire from international duty because he is now shit.
think about your fucking bench for once, or do you still want to play renato sanches?

>10 minutes in
>still no Braco
come on now

>this is what customers believe

Two of Müller, Tolisso, Goretzka are gonna sit on the bench. And yeah, he had those numbers while playing for Bayern, the best club in Bundesliga. Van de Beek plays for Ajax, the best club in Eridivisie. So, what's your point? Bayern don't need him at all.

And, then, next year, they win Bundesliga again. But every single one of their players is shit, of course. Because they only have good stats due to playing together with so many great players, who are all shit, of course. It's getting quite ridiculous.

>, but they're usually still the best the Bundesliga has to offer.
lul

good luck in the CL next year hassan, you are going to need it when battling for 3rd place in that group phase

good lord

Whatever retard.

>almost 20 minutes in
>STILL no Braco
guys I think we are getting fooled here

>willfully stepping into a giant black hole

F

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have a nice evening, frens

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>eating Ketchup
you too

ekelhaft

Based Italy bench bro

you see when I said "frens", I wasn't talking to you

Shut up nigger

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unbased italy bench bro

basiert
luftgangster ins brausebad

NOT 1, BUT 2 (ZWEI) GRANATEN

checkmate, every other team in /bundes/

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>jamal

ja geil mann, erstmal die teenager wm gewinnen

God damnit, disgusting.

guess Buyern is a Zukunftsperspektive Club now

Might as well fly a propeller plane through the bermuda triangle.

>16 yo tanned zoomers
yeah, at best Knallfrösche

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0 0ree (I eggree)

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>zwei deutsche u-nationalspieler
>jamal musia-la
>bright akwo arrey-mbi

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What're you guys doing for the 4th of July?

nationality != ethnicity

At this point I think I'll just call them DFB-Spieler.

upvoted

And that's everything wrong with western Europe explained in one post. Nice.

zwei deutsche nationalspieler != zwei nationalspieler der deutschen mannschaft

Bayern only won last season because dortmund choked hard

19:09 Echte Liebe

thinking about rewatching Independence Day

fuck USA btw, aka the juden-masonic country

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Denmark hosts the biggest 4th of July celebration outside of the United States in Rebild Bakker, somewhere in Jylland.

why?

aha na dann

suck my dick, slut

I don't care about Denmark

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Musialas agent is CHOs brother

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A long long time ago some Danish brothers who had emigrated to the US bought a big piece of land and gave it to the state on the condition that it be used to celebrate the day I think.
It’s been celebrated there for more than 100 years, so it’s just become a tradition and a big party.

Richard Nixon and Walt Disney went there when they were alive.

>soon

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interesting, nice

yeah denmark is pretty much one of the most pathetic usa dick riders.

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Your missing a kino kyrgiosx nadull mätch

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Based

>Bayern only won because they were the better team

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Just got home from the Blutspende and bled 528ml in 5min28 sec.

>having a oponnent that chokes a 7 pts lead makes you a better team

Remember a few years ago when Dortmund won the league because they had Tuchel and all the biggest starlets of the football world while Bayern had to rely on dinosaurs like Robben and Ribery, frauds like Sanches and snails at CB?

I bet it’ll happen again next season.

tuchel never won the meisterschaft you hack

>obsessing about his master's shaft
Wow Germans are gay af lmao

Und Tschüss Junge. Abflug. No era.

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Why are customers so triggered by the idea of putting Kimmich into midfield? He clearly lacks the pace for a wingback and all his metrics indicate a great midfielder.

Yeah he totally didn’t get exposed against Leverkusen lmao

kind of hungry but also too lazy to eat

>great midfielder
>exposed every single time he played on the 6

>one bad game vs. a host of statistics and statements by Pep, Löw, Xavi, etc.
You get more retarded every day, Vizekusen Frenchie.

You gonna pretend those Nation's League games never happened?

One of the only good players in those match ups, although he does lack positional discipline. That can be taught.

He was trash, who got caught out of position every single counter-attack. He plays the RB as if he were a winger and he plays the 6 as if he were a false 9. Offensively hes good, defensively he is and always will be a massive liability.

our guy McKenner scored a goal

Business idea, kimmich as a winger

what the fuck is their problem?

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He goes forward too much because of a wrong attitude, not due to a lack of ability or understanding of the game. I don't expect Löw or Kovac to change that, but someone else might be able to in a few months, when both these teams have new coaches.

No it clearly cannot be taught. Just like how Kimmich never learned to defend his wing.

pff

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You mustn't have a lot of knowledge about football if you think something that basic can't be taught to someone as intelligent as Kimmich. Oh, well, seems like I forgot who I was talking to for a second.

so why does Aranguiz want to leave Lev? makes absolutely no sense

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>intelligent
KimmichvsMexico.webm

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Yes I'm here now. Update me on the Granaten the Bayern have signed today?

How is Tabea doing these days?

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This single webm is enough for me to never ever rate Kimmich.
Maybe if you try him as a winger.

>This single webm
stop being so dishonest

look here Say hello to Abdullah and Nbongo

Nah, mate you're being dishonest. I hope more people realize you're an absolute cunt.

all i see is a defender getting schooled by a cutback

dunno

but if he want to leave and get us a big money

reminder that the last 2 Braco session are taking place at 22:00 and 23:00, the next will be in October so tune in

braco-tv.me/livestream.jsp

>an absolute cunt.
gee, I barely said anything

Must be a special talent.

yay /bundes/

?
I'm not being sarcastic. This webm shows Kimmich in a nutshell.
He is an arrogant prick who thinks he can do what he wants on the field. He has too much miasanmia-mentality.

i will never not be mad about this

Yes hello /personalblog/. I'm in my new flat now.
thanks for reading

seething

>Tabea Kimme at Arse Anal
noice

just came home. what happened to the trachten thread?

hehe... >flat :D

nice, you already got internet or phoneposting atm?

internet. It's the old flat of my younger sister

lmfloam

I'm experiencing another great adventure with the Deutsche Bahn right now. What a Saftladen.

Looking at the PSG squad atm. If they can get another DM and RM they actually have a somewhat balanced squad for once.

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tell me about it. I grew up next to a train station and thus it was my main transport vehicle for most of my youth.
post pics

Ah ok, I misunderstood you. My bad.

*Raphaël Guerreiro already included

>Subotic to Eisern Union
Very interdasting TßH

It's alright my dear.

>Eisern Union
It's gotta be very cold there :p

I don't get it

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you utter retard

Eis

Eis ist kalt :DDDD

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ugh

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>Originally had to change trains two times to get to my destination. 27 min and 15 between to change trains.
>Go to main station. Get notification 'no stop here today. You have to go to other station'.
>I go really fast to other station. >Announcement 'train is 20 min late'
>2 min later announcement 'train is ready at the platform'. I don't see a train as I already expected.
>Manual announcement interrupts in the middle of automatic anouncement 'train is 30 min late we so sorry jajaja'
>Doesn't matter because I got a notification that my second train is canceled
>Finally arrive at first stop.'you can't reach second train as it has just left'.
>It actually wasn't cancelled but I was too late now anyway.
>'Anons from city A to B. your next train goes from platform 8'
>It's actually platform 9
>Wait an hour next ICE
>Completly overcrowded with annoying people who talk very loudly and about very private stuff.
>WIFI doesn't work.
>I try to find best current way to my destination.
>The train I'm in at this moment isn't even shown in the app
>Scared for my life that I live in a simulation and someone is trying to kill me with the Deutsche Bahn.
I'm no in my final train and no one else except the Schaffner is in my waggon. Was nice to post with you guys.

I feel that good ol Spürdo isn't getting the recognition he deserves with all the Apu posting

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Good story, but it sounds like a bad experience.
Yes, the loud talkers really are incredible. You get a real sense of amount of cockroaches who walk among us on longer trips on public transportation.

I feel you :\

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reminds me of the times i missed the last train of the day and spent the night at the bahnhofkneipe

Cockroaches as in Turkroaches

No

Okay. I was worried.

I like both of them a lot. There is no need to fight.

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yes

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godspeed, young mülltonne

what about the fact that most Apu have some white spot under thier eye? Is it somekind of meme?

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Spurdo will forever be the best meme my fellow boomer bro

They are linked with Coutinho, Guerreiro and Bonucci

>Douglas Santos is going to Zenit

:)

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yes, but read

Kiitos suomi

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kinda suprised that HIV got the 12m they asked for desu

>be Torhüter
>life is suffering
>try to an hero, get onto the tracks
>train is late
>reconsider
>life continues to be suffering

Kiitos suomi!

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He was too good for Hamburg

true

When I was young & naive I always took the last connection because it was really comfy and reliable. Except once when the ICE arrived 1 min after the departure of my Regio and the Regio decided not to wait. Everyone was told to stay on the ICE and get into a different Regio at the next stop. Same story there. In the end the Bahn booked cabs for a hundred passengers because two empty trains couldn't wait a minute.

Is that „too true" in spurdo speak?

>the Bahn booked cabs
why do you lie?

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why is the Deutsche Bahn so shit? You would think that thats a category where German efficiency could really shine.
The ÖBB here is really good in terms of reliability and punctuality, second best after the Swiss I remember reading some time. If we can do it you should be able to aswell, or is it because of the size of your country?

DUDDURUUU :DD

political decision to not care about it. Was in a somewhat similar position to japanese starerailroad but the state didn't want to seriously invest.

Not a lie, just google it. Has to be past midnight or something to get the cab.

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I think there has to be no other way for you to get home after some train failed and it has to be cheaper than a hotel

yall a bunch of fags in here especially that kid called Janny, peace out

u 2

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Thats Özil trying to defend, because Kimmich didnt run back.

Nora best curvyberlin grill

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very pretty indeed, wonder why I dont have her
always liked this one aswell

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its really unfair that some guy gets to enjoy this rack and that its not me

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club slut

Ach kommst hier du

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best post ITT

T. Muhammad ozglu bin sayed al-achmar Hoffman

mean and uncalled for

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Saw this post earlier when checking from my phone but couldnt reply, but now I'm home and I had to honour this post.

>pic
Thats actually me, lel.

Eisfee

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youtube.com/watch?v=5BId77GLtrM

please teach me how to make a real burger

peanut butter and mustard

>flag
however, tell me about Bratwürste

thanks

only mustard

I'm unironically about to start grilling some burgers also bratwürste :DDD

Hi where are the burger

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Only Sauerkraut and Kartoffeln. Never ohne Darm.

based

wait, is it autosage again?

Does it get better? Someday?

Not yet but I still hope it will
T. 7 years of suffering

Im not sure about that

TFW I'll never get gerban or ösi citizenship

Tfw my dad could have since his mutti was gerban

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go fuck yourself, Amerifat

Screw you fuckmann

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ALTER SACK

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so, was he bored being a goalie?

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desu a 92 year old shouldn't be offended by that insult and neither should he drive a car

he went to hoffenheim and after some time they put him in the reserve squad and he didnt get anymore play time
no one wanted to sign him because he was on too much pay and because of his "complicated" character, so he did nothing but lifting weights xD
if he would have passed a doping test is another question

it's time

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