Main brazilian newspaper is already making fun of Peru vs Chile. translation:

Terra Boa É Do Nordeste

>arromba doesnt mean rape
Ok, Genius, so give a better translation.

yuck

>including multiracial people

My statement is right as I said "black".

Who? Donald Trump? I really don't know who you are talking about

Why are Brazilians so cringe Yea Forums?

>Perú = cock

And Brazil wanted it for the final

HUEHUEHUE

>Main brazilian newspaper
>posts some local tabloid

Only those ones from Southeast and South

>more blacks
I don't think so. Maybe. Maybe 50% of the amount of niggers in Brazil.
>degeneracy
Totally. USA is a shithole of degeneracy. Like encouraging LGBT growth.

>Brazil has 9 million more blacks than the US

ok, but
Brazil's total population = 210 million
US total population = 330 million

>You already have more blacks
True
>and degeneracy than Brazil
True

>main newapaper
>never hears of it
filho da puta

>normally means "enjoy".
No. normally means cum. And you know it.

We have these newspapers there are usually aimed for lower class people (simple lexicon, tongue in cheek covers and brief articles). The elite newspapers are the ones like Globo that have full page articles and college-tier essays.

Still makes Brazil more black per capita

>Brazil's black rate = 26.2%
>US black rate = 13.9%

Brazil has twice as many blacks (including mutts) per capita.

Try this: verb on infinitive + direct object = sexual related slang

Matar o peru, afogar o ganso, aparar a rabiola, afagar o Malaquias...

Every big city has an own tabloid

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You posted anotjer picture of this shitty nobodies journal with the literal translation for rape you mong

Eu arrombei o cu da vagabunda da sua mae mas nao foi estupro pq ela quis, filho da puta

>(including mutts)
Yeah but the US doesn't include that

>Nautico

Nautico Kkkk This word makes my laugh. No one knows what it means, only that it is related to sea. Also, it makes me think of weak soccer clubs.

Not exclusive thing for Bolsonaristan

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Náutico, adjetivo relativo à Nau (sinônimo de barco, navio, embarcação)

>samo ovo

lel

They do.
Obama is counted as black even tho he is a mutt.

Brazilians are Funny Monkeys. Even our serious journalists. We like to tell jokes all the time.

We gonna CUT your Cock in the final with a long sword. And then burn it. Our president is homophobe and so am I.

Brazil is brown as hell. I almost kicked my buddy’s ass the first day for convincing me to go there on vacation because there were so few white people. At least in the US, there is some separation. In Brazil it’s a disgusting mixed cauldron of shit
You know exactly who

We wanted you for the final because you are easy to win over

Shush. Shut Up. Gringos don't need to know the truth.

Its the same as the US you dumb mutt, some areas are black, some areas are white (inb4 >white). Going to the nordeste expecting to see white people is like expecting to see white people in Detroit. Blame your own dumbness for not knowing how to plan a trip, not the country

I guess you were in North Brazil?

Brazilians keep claiming that at least the Southern part of their country is white.

I don't know. But don't cry when your females lose to american females on the final of WWC. Nerdlands.

Os Gaúchos são estranhos pra caralho!!!! E viados!!! Mano você tá certo demais. E os do sudeste também.

Explain Leblon and Florianopolis then. They were supposed to be white but are majority shitskin

>Nerdlands
Kek

>hell de janeiro
>supposed to be white

You`re dumber than i thought

Also,
>the entire north of our country is like Detroit racially
Thanks for proving my point dumbass

integers and Maracanzo 2.0 incoming

>210 million
We Are Big. O____O I'm so proud of this number. 210 ;-)

Cala a boca cuzao

>ignoring the Florianopolis part
Gee I wonder why

Kek anyone telling you Rio de Janeiro was supposed to be white was pulling your leg
Florianopolis is a surf capital. Tons of beachgoears, surfers and all that crap. The white people are in the continent, you were 30ish km away from a literal german city

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Não vem com essa.
Você, seu pai e sua mãe lêem esse jornal.

Hell de Janeiro is a Paradise
and you know it ;-)

Maracanasso 1
Mineirasso 1
Maracanasso 2

The trilogy

Based

Both Hans. It was an extremely disappointing but enlightening vacation. It made me cognizant of what the US may one day deteriorate into. Rio is a fucking wasteland and I was in the very nicest part

well yeah, you are the 5th most populous country on Earth, surprised you didn't know that

Only China (1.42 billion), India (1.37 billion), the US (330 million) and Indonesia (270 million) have larger populations than you.

Pakistan has more population than Brazil since this year

>Brazil is brown as hell.
USA is black as hell.

USA had a black president. Brazil never had a black president. So, shut up american.

not according to the official numbers of the United Nations

Pakistan has currently around 205 million people, so they're close and seeing their birth rate, they will likely surpass you in the near future, but not as of yet

Brazil’s Catholicism is it’s main redeeming quality and the only thing that keeps the country from dissolving into new Africa. Most Brazilians are totally braindead though. I employed many of them here in the US and they are totally useless. Lazy, no sense of urgency, easily persuaded, essentially braindead. Obongo came on the heels of the worst Republican presidency ever

LeBlon is the whitest part of Rio, correct? It’s no Copacabana but it is dark af

Learn english op

>main
>a fucking northeaster
Please Northeasterner stop posting on /sp it's embarrassing
Just die filthy trap fucker nigger

>Brazil has twice as many blacks (including mutts) per capita.

You just forgot these mutts (tanned people) are 90% of the "niggers" of Brazil. They are almost all sexy beautiful people, men, and these hot tanned brazilian chicks girls that the entire world loves.

>>(including mutts)
>Yeah but the US doesn't include that

Fact. The US has way more Ebonys (dark black niggers) than Brazil. WAY MORE.

there is no ~white part~ of rio. theres a reason the classic carioca stereotype is a dark skin mulambo from a favela with a flamengo shirt. Rich white people have some homes in there to visit during beach season but thats the extent of it

Tanned people are not counted as blacks, they are either brown or tanned white people (e.g. of Southern European descent)

Temos um Machado de Assís aqui galera

This entire post is fucking meme. I found out the hard way

Eu te chamo nos meus ovo. E tu vem.

Doubtful, but if so, that’s one of the main problems with Brazil. You guys are a literal melting pot of shit

You, white pig, stink more than black people.

I think you were in Salvador, Bahia, Brazil.

>essentially braindead
Just the way you like them. See, they integrate into the American way of life seamlessly.

Tell me why every town from Rio all the way down to Florianopolis is brown too then

Não vem com essa. O Rio Grande do Sul parece a Alemanha, parece. Mas o Rio Grande do Sul só tem Viado. E Alemanha é Macho.

Objectively wrong
t. boned tons of girls from every color of the rainbow

Don't say that. South of Brazil looks like Germany? Yes. But, South of Brazil is FULL OF FAGGOTS. And Germany are manly men nation.

Why do you want me to lie just to fit your stupid narrative? The cities dont have any larger brown population than your typical american city, dont pretend you`re fucking finland, Jamal. If you think Curitiba, Pomerode, and every other city which is not some beachgoers paradise is ~all brown no whites~ youre just a lying american brainlet which shouldnt be any surprise to anyone ever, honestly.

>Including multiracial people
That includes people like Neymar which has gives whiter than you mohammed

At least 10 million of those "blacks" look nothing like blacks.

Until I fired their useless asses and sent them back down there to be “fun-loving”

I already knew that, Einstein...

You sure have a big company which you manage from inside your moms basement pal

>nerdlands
Gonna have to use that

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Good, Pakis are 10 times better than Brazilians.

The only company that continues to actively import Brazilians to the USA is (((Disney))). Gee, I wonder why

PT education senhoras e senhores

You forgot brazilians are also violent. Our police is the one that most kills among all others, myself I was almost killed by the police 6 times just because I walked in dark streets/roads at night.

>large cities have the same demographics as small towns

Niggers live in the Litoral and Whites in the Center and South. North have indigenous. This is Brazil. Simple.

I used Curitiba (a capital) and pomerode (small town) as an example because i knew you would pull some shit like that you mutt

Keep spouting shit about your imaginary trip around every brazilian city where gasp being white is a crime so they all moved to argentina, the truest white country on earth!

I have no problem with any non-corrupt, law abiding police force enforcing the laws of their land. Brazil’s police seemed perfectly fine (if not excellent) to me while I was there

>LeBlon is the whitest part of Rio, correct?
Yeah, correct.

>straw-manning this hard
The truth hurts Joao

>hurr curitiba is a small city

At least you were nice enough to confirm your ~brazilian vacations~ were all BS

Let's take a random trip through Brazil, lads

This is in Novo Horizonte, State of Minas Gerais

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>you need to drive through Curitiba to get to Florianopolis
Really idiots? I saw nothing different on the outskirts anyway

Keep going Hans, looks comfy and easy to invade

Jacobina, State of Bahia

Ah, so this is the famous Bahia that one Brazilian on here keeps making threads about

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If you`re going through belo horizonte bring me some chucrutes

Barack Obama color is brown. But you count him as black. So how do you account the ebonys? As black too? Damn, we can't trust these graphics, it's so imprecise. I don't trust em.

Itapage, State of Ceara

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As tanned I meant mutts, tanned, mulattos, brown...

>Barack Obama color is brown. But you count him as black. So how do you account the ebonys? As black too? Damn, we can't trust these graphics, it's so imprecise. I don't trust em.
Brazilian demographics in a nutshell

LOL looks whiter and less of a shithole than the supposed "paradise white south" is the south of Brazil just a bunch of seething mutts?

Nigger, you are more. USA = Nigger Factory.

Goiania, State of Goias

looks quite civilized desu

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See:

>arromba doesnt mean rape
arrombar does mean rape, the literal translation of arrombar is "to forcefully break open". Just check any dictionary you fool

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Niggers male are fucking the white females and black females here in BR. Man, we white men can't do nothing about it, just to accept.

That is disgraceful. Leave my board, subhumans

Maringa, State of Parana

Reminds me a bit of LA desu

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goiânia_accident

HBO miniseries when?

>arrombar means rape
estuprar means rape you brainlet

>looks quite civilized desu
it's because of the radiation you fool
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goiânia_accident

3.6 roetgen, not great, not terrible

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A TV Globo e a Sessão da Tarde fez isso com a gente. Filmes Americanos o tempo todo. Páscoa e Natal também.

Shut Up Hondurenho filho da puta

Associative law you fool, arrombar means estuprar that means rape, therefore arrombar means rape.

Belem, State of Para

That does look like a white woman on the left desu

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Also, they are Nerds who smoke marijuana naked in public squares

>belem
probably a tourist then

So you fucked the My Little Ponys ... I knew americans were zoophilists

>implying tourists bring your pets

Marilia, State of Sao Paulo

Brazilians need to buy newer cars desu, lots of 90s cars still on the streets everywhere it seems

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Read --->

Reminder to ignore any northeasterner post.

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Sao Valerio de Natividade, State of Tocantins

Nice car on the right, potential nice bunda on the left?

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I fucked lots of girls in Brazil (for free) so that wasn’t my issue with the country at all. Nice try though loser

>implying the southeast/south axis doesn't sustain the system since XIXth century and force poverty in Northeast to get cheaper workforce

Better in exploding their own heads off

This is an enlightening tour Hans. Please continue

Ok Mr. Kraut, stop looking at our streets, don't you have a border to protect?

Igarape Grande, State of Maranhao

People sure love to ride their bikes in this town it seems

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What the fuck are my little ponys? Isn’t donkey fucking a South American thing?

Yeah except the post is wrong

Aracatuba, State of Sao Paulo

We don't actually, the Southern Euros are protecting our borders now.

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Seems pretty developed to me. Better than any German city. You monkeys live to drink beer and eat pork. You are envy that Brazil has Beaches and Farms and are way more FUN than Germany!

bolsa senpaiília inclui internet agora?

Something I learned as a Honduran, if someone has a good car in a rural shithole that person is probably, very probably a narco, if not he is a very successful farmer of legal things

We don't have money to build anything ;_;

I can't even tell what's satire or not with nordestinos.

tocantins isnt a rural shithole

just a shithole

>muh FUN
Have you ever even been to Germany Joao? Don’t be silly

Brasilia, Federal District

I guess this is where Bolsonaro lives?

You got me.

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Amazing isn't it? I Loves Bahia

Tell the girl you're dating (lol) you're going to arrombar her, then tell me she feels the same as if you had said you were going to rape her.

El brasiliANO, señores.

>Niggas on the coast
>Browns on northeast
>Whites inland southward
>Indigenous at amazon tier areas

Basic rule of thumb

best state reporting in

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>You monkeys live to drink beer and eat pork.
Sounds like a pretty good life to me

Maranhão reminds me this
youtube.com/watch?v=fC2P2G4pLQQ

Why do they all look like fucking Baghdad?

Sao Mateus, State of Espirito Santo

Seems like a gentrified area with quite the modern buildings

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german guy visit my city please
Vinhedo - São Paulo

Get fucked you idiot. You do worse than that on a daily basis.

Try Petrópolis, Rio de Janeiro state

you're using geoguessr for this or just dragging and dropping at random?

>Why are Brazilians so cringe Yea Forums?
They don't have differentiated levels of banter. It's either low effort "ur fat" or "fuck your mother in the ass with a broomhandle, then break it off inside her." Nothing in-between, though.

This, in addition to the fact that, as a third-world country, they have nothing to ever add to any discussion.

>muh Brazilian bundas

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Recife, State of Pernambuco

I think I'm seeing a German flag there

I built my own randomization tool, not geoguessr because it only tends to show urban areas, I'm interested in all areas a country has to offer

And yes, I'm a bit of an autist when it comes to this

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Arromba is literally rape

>america trying to diss anyones banter
Even Lesotho is better than you and your hat

Recife, the Brazilian Venice

But Recife channels stink as a fuck

lose weight

nope
youre an arrombado, but nobody raped you - you enjoy having your butthole ravaged by cocks by yourself

Teresina, State of Piaui

That little fella looks a bit too young to be driving a motorcycle. At what age are you allowed to get your drivers license in Brazil?

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t. illiterate favela monkey

thats just weird perspective

Teresina, a.k.a. embassy of Sun on Earth

>Aquí pe
That sound like a Peruvian slang speaking. Doblemente basadhino

Geoguessr picks randomly. Whenever I tried doing the Brazil game, it would always pick me some rural shitholes in Goiás or something.

See? It's just...lazy

Legally, 18yo

That's just in the cities, though, right?

I imagine out in the rural countryside, pretty much anything goes, right?

>maracanazo
>1-7
Perú will deliver one more kino to complete the trilogy

Exactly

The age is the same the entire country. Rural countryside just doesnt get enougj people to enforce-care about it

Pelotas, State of Rio Grande do Sul

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>pelotas(gay)

Jaru, State of Rondonia

Damn, Brazilians sure love their motorcycles

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surpried by the lack of drainage systems in most of the pics. Thought you get quite heavy rains in most parts of Brazil.

You posted a lot of nordeste cities which is basically a big desert

Yes Bonoro lives here

Not big desert. It's semiarid climate. Same amount of annual rainfall than southern Europe, but with no rivers feed by snow meltdown to compensate like euros have.

Macapa, State of Amapa

That guy ain't me btw

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I unironically got you. Everyone says Germany is a Grey place, Sad, and with no joy and cold

Macapá is halved by the Equator. The local stadium has half of pitch in Southern Hemisphere and other half in Northern Hemisphere

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>surpried by the lack of drainage systems in most of the pics.
sewage systems are among the most expensive civic projects a community can undertake. considering their concentrated population, the huge land area, and the overall proverty+corruption, there's no realistic way to install one.

Yeah... This

Frogná

Ruy Barbosa, State of Bahia

We're back in Bahia, lads

Whatever you say bro, but just note that I wish the cold part was true at least seeing the heat wave we're having here right now

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based Sertão

>Why do they all look like fucking Baghdad?
I laughed. Don't make me mad or I'm gonna explode Ford Factory.

sorry for stealing your cold senpai it was -5 last night here

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Curitiba, State of Parana

Now that really looks like a very nice place desu

Also, do you reckon the girl caught the bus?

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weird wooden framework on the left house

so basically like british tabloids like the sun

Caatinga significa mata branca em tupi antigo

I like brazilian music

youtube.com/watch?v=eyOnkoySFBo

its probably just aesthetic

Montes Claros, State of Minas Gerais

Where is that?

Looks a bit Southern German desu

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urubici - santa catarina

Listen to Chico Buarque, he even recorded some of his own songs in spanish.

for sure but then why not paint on an actual framework

Wow, the weird building in the left is actually a language school from one of the local universities. I studied German there over 10 years ago. How ironic.

Piripiri, State of Piaui

Looks poor, but also very adorable and comfy for some reason :3

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because most german brazilians on capitals tend to be just larpers

Rio de Janeiro, State of Rio de Janeiro

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The red buses don't care and go fast as fuck, no way she reached it.

Guess what? You posted a pic of a place I have been before. Actually two.

Sorriso, State of Mato Grosso

Which one is the other?

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>heat wave
You live close to a Big Desert (Saara) you asked for it. The Sand acts as a mirror and as ground itself accumulating heat and making waves... heat waves.

The ocean would receive the heat and make clouds and mist. That would become cold at night and make the weather cold.

Gaúcho Viado (ou sulista viado)

Fortaleza, State of Ceara

Do Brazilians still use public pay phones?
Over here, they do not exist anymore.

Based climate expert, thanks for the info

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A few people do use them. Saves a trouble when battery is dead.

Go live there, you can even fuck that donkey. Sweaty german.

Campinas, State of Sao Paulo

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why are you so angry about this german lad

The president city

Coruripe, State of Alagoas

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Actual official home for the president city

Coruripe is famous by sucarcane crops and sugar plants

Belo Horizonte, State of Minas Gerais

Does "Belo Horizonte" mean "beautiful horizon" translated?

What do you mean?

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>Does "Belo Horizonte" mean "beautiful horizon" translated?
yes

>Does "Belo Horizonte" mean "beautiful horizon" translated?
yes

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Beautiful Horizon or Pretty Horizon

Belo Horizonte is one of brazilian planned cities built to be as state capitals (also Goiânia, Aracaju, Palmas, Teresina) or as federal capital (Brasília)

Tubarao, State of Santa Catarina

Ah, so this is the state where some BR bro ITT is from and where it apparently snows currently

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Its the same state but it only snows on the higher cities

Uberlandia, State of Minas Gerais

kek, Uber must have the easiest marketing campaign in the world in that town

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